145 Reasons Why Spider-Man 3 Sucks (Original)

[highspeedheadbanger]

this would have been a good movie if it was saturday night fever

[blackopman100]

You found the dumbest little things and put it in a video. Half of those stuff are fun to watch. As much as I love the first 2 the third is the best

[INUYASHA12398]

I honestly enjoyed Spider-man 3

[johnnien2]

The person that made this vid must have watched the movie at least 20 times. It's a great film, look at the earnings.

[TheTrollWithin30]

@johnnien2 LMAO. If a movie makes a shit ton of money its good? You are a fucking joke, faggot. Spider-Man 3 was awful

[AnOutlawForever99]

#79 is the worst lol

[shootthekitty]

Pee on these :)

Although i like the scene, because i like jazz, I agree the jazz scene was unnessecary in the movie.

[ibravosp5]

Lmao!!! I just noticed the one big cell was bullying the other ones!!!

[TheWilder30]

the thing i never understood is why they had peter parker acting like a straight douchebag.the black suit wasent supposed to make him act like a idiot, oh god watching him dance and trying to act cool was extremely painfull...plus they did a extra bad job on venom, he looked and sounded very gay. i dont know what that dude was smoking when he wrote that crap? im so glad they got rid of him and that cast.

[highspeedheadbanger]

make that 144, the stan lee cameo was the only good thing from this movie

[ElderTempest]

I agree with reason 45... how are you going to stand on top of a roof and have no mask on? SMH

[Dvicks63]

i agree with about 75 percent but i still like the vid but loved the movie too?

[BrickArtsGames]

i almost died laughing 

[BrickArtsGames]

ok i loved spider-man 3 but this was so true and funny as hell

[TheEGAVideos]

Shit video, Spider-Man 3 is a good ending to the trilogy.

[WaddleDee105]

Don't know how they messed this movie up so bad. Spider-Man 2 is my favorite Super Hero movie of all time! I LOVE it! But this one is just crap. For pretty much every reason mentioned besides Bruce since he's awesome.

[SpiritsRise]

Dear VenomShock

Reason 79

Pete is so tormented isn't he

[MadaraXIII]

@SpiritsRise GOOD GOD

[SpiritsRise]

@MadaraXIII Next time I get infected by an alien suit that has the same after effects as crack but multiplied

IMMADANCE!!

[spidermansidekick1]

all the Spider-man movies suck.

[MrKa214492]

@spidermansidekick1 i agree the reboot looks by far in every way

[MASSEFFECTfan101]

The venom "goo" as you call it consumes any organic thing it touches, if suitable. It doesn't matter if the person is super or normal.

[QuietGuitaristfan]

@MASSEFFECTfan101 What he meant was that it induces his powers and copies them which is how venom got spidey powers

[Powderwombat]

I love this...and I first started to hate this movie about half way through my first viewing. I've written a long rant online somewhere, but never thought of just going through and picking out all the dumb pieces of the movie like you have. Brilliant.

[QuietGuitaristfan]

I really didnt like the whole trilogy. I cant wait for this new Spiderman movie. I think it will be better than this shitty trilogy

[MJPriseCenter]

that REALLY nippicking in many points, and that not enough reason to says than this movie sucks. Plus, the cheesyness and all the ridiculous stuff HAVE ALWAYS BEEN IN THE SPIDERMAN SAGA, that what make me laugh about all this people who love spiderman 1 and 2 but hate the third, for reason than also can be says about the previous episodes. I hope someone would do a list of awesome thing about this movie for change, because the awesome thing are more important than the bad stuff in this movie.

[GaragePlayer]

I just re-watched spiderman 3...and i agree. So many things wrong about this movie. I guess Sam Rami didn't even want Venom in this film. So that sort of explains why its shit. Venom could have been a movie in it self, who the hell contradicts a franchises entire theme of "with great power, comes great responsibility," by changing the person who killed uncle Ben. The first spider man was god, the second one was....ok, this was complete shit. Now we have to wait again, cuzz Sam Rami shit the bed.

[MJPriseCenter]

@GaragePlayer indeed, raimi doesn't wanted venom for the third movie, and that why I suck NOBODY should complain about this version of venon, Raimi put him only because we wanted him. now than we have him, we don't have to complain, even if it's not THE venon than we know and love. Plus the symbiote stuff is enought well integrate, even if he was suppose to be here, to the story and the theme of this episode, so that could be worst

[VarunMehtasWorld]

amazing lolzz

[VarunMehtasWorld]

amazing lolzz

[navylaks2]

I waited for so long to finaly see a spiderman film with the awesome Venom and then they totally fuck it up, this is allmost worse than Batman and Robin

[DanDudeDomination]

wow I really hate spiderman 3 now

[callofdutyfan60]

@dzvsk39 venom never triggers Spider-man's spider sense in the comics because he is able to block it thanks to the symbiote

[silverfish1]

Dude, get a life.

[MrMasterSeb]

reason #60 is so true...

[D2atlbravesfan]

the whole fight with venom should have been a thousand times better. it would have been way less chessy if they didn't show that huge crowd of people either cheering or sobbing when spider-man was getting his ass kicked. the whole fight should have been in an abandoned area with no one around. and venom just wasn't the same. he wouldn't have asked for sandman's help in the comics. and the less of topher grace's face, the better it would have been. just horrible interpretation of venom.

[lauralemonlime]

#95- NOW DIG ON THIS. oh god why.

[xEMiiRUx]

89# This 90# This 91#... This XDD

[diddymuck]

chalk it all up to SR adopting "camp" to vary this film from the previous two. the goofy peter struts down the street scene was asinine; as was the instant in-out clothes buying complete with "arm rolling"...he doesn't look any different and comes off more as a street nut than a cosmopolitan.

[ReeceJackson]

I love movies.. but as soon as he started thrusting I wanted to leave the cinema, douse myself in flames and punch a kitten.

[Sofoklesmaniac]

Can't be many movies you appreciate if you criticize every detail

[Sofoklesmaniac]

lol things like the reason # 14 is in almost every movie. Not what happened at that point but similiar stuff like how big is the chance that person would stand there at that moment.

[PathOfDistrAction]

hahaha wow this was so funny..seeing all these mistakes and cheesy dialogue im glad for the reboot, i dont understand why people still want this movie to continue..soo horrible

[DudesNextDoor123]

Even though there's a lot of mistakes in this movie, i still found myself enjoying it, but I can tell why you didn't really like it.

[SushiiboiMr]

Reason #33 - Eric forman. LMAO

[Smil3yzxable]

say what you want about this movie if aything its funny

[marcusduck]

Oh and, Emo Peter Parker's hair isn't that emo at 7:34

[marcusduck]

1:12 Spidey's spider-sense did go off. Didn't you see him frown just before he gets grabbed?

[milkmanv1]

@marcusduck But in the first movie, he sensed Green Goblin at the parade BLOCKS away.

[marcusduck]

@milkmanv1 And that is why Spider-Man 3 sucked balls.

[annanownow]

people just don't get how horrible this movie is. The point of peter refusing to stop the criminal who shot uncle ben negates this abortions whole premise. This movie is the equivalent of Bruce Wayne getting surrogate parents as an adult and then failing to save them. This is worse than batman and robin and Raimi should go to jail for it.

[Madgegames]

5 seconds in and I'm already ROFL

[DrSlumpJr]

lol #33: ERIC FOREMAN 

[abel081188]

#17 if you look closely he looked like he had his spider sense he just wasnt fast enough to react but overall funny video

[DaftMemo]

didn't hate the movie but all these reasons to hate it is completly fine with me

[DktorChoas]

the jazz club scene was the only good part of the movie in my opionion, mostly cus i'd liked to smack dunst for that movie

[dzvsk39]

I watched until the part about no Spidey Sense from Venom. Spiderman's Spidey Sense has never been triggered from Venom.

[Dukklord]

@dzvsk39 Really? Well if that's true then I stand corrected.

[ErzahHD]

@Dukklord If you have ever read the comics or watched the cartoons back in the day venom was never able to trigger spiderman's spider sense

[dropkicksurpreme]

@Dukklord that douchebag is right but youre still right about #17 though. doesnt make sense that peter didnt sense harrys attack

[mynameisman66]

@dzvsk39 What his spider sense from Harry in the beginning of the movie then?

[maxjaybo]

@dzvsk39 was there at one point a "no spidey-sense" reason in a scene with Venom?

Because the only one I see in the video involved Harry-Goblin.

[interoma4evr]

awesome vid. great job mate....this movie is so aweful

[Dukklord]

@interoma4evr Thanks bud! Appreciate the nice feedback!

[interoma4evr]

25 million dollars on this shit??? talk about waste of money

[Dukklord]

@interoma4evr Haha...yeah it was 258 million.

[MN12pivotpro]

has any1 noticed the dark navy skin colour guy behide harry at 5:20, is that the dude from x men 2, night crawler?

[Dukklord]

@MN12pivotpro No.

[sexuallobster134679]

@MN12pivotpro lmao, they call that a 'black man'.

[Powderwombat]

@MN12pivotpro No Nightcrawler is played by Alan Cummings, a white guy.

[aZianPride341]

I like the movie. It's so bad that it's good.

[Dukklord]

@aZianPride341 I'll admit it had some "riff-able" qualities. Honestly, that's probably the only reason I got through it the first time.

[KnowDude]

Reason #101 was the shit.

[Dukklord]

@KnowDude I don't know, dude.

[LittleNoobGamer]

@Dukklord

It's hard to watch a movie with you, LOL!

[shenronx1000]

Parts of this is funny and parts of this is shit! One that really stuck out to me was reason #14 1:00 spiderman is not the only super hero on the planet! (Just in the movie) It's marvel like did you for get about the x-men?

[Dukklord]

@shenronx1000 Well the way they were setting up the movies was to be independent of each other. So if one flopped, it would not be wrapped up in another series...which is why I am unsure of the upcoming Avengers film.

[BassAle999]

I wanted to like this movie so so bad....But Raimi failed the entire Spider-Man fanbase by releasing this horrible movie filled with too many coincedences & subplots. Sandman killed Ben ? Rehash of first film. Dumb. Great video, Dukklord. The Spider-Man reboot looks terrible, but at least its out of the hands of Raimi who has FAILED us all with ruining Venom. The 90's animated series gave us a better Venom storyline

[Dukklord]

@BassAle999 It really is too bad, because I like Raimi's movies. Evil Dead II is like my favorite horror/comedy film of all time. As far as the reboot goes, I don't have my hopes up, but I'm not dreading it either. I guess you could say I'm on the fence about it, because after SP3, I'm not sure what to expect.

[mastercrobat16]

I kinda liked the movie, but this video is awesome, also I would like to add:

Reason 146: The butler should have said something at the end of the first movie instead of saying nothing for years while Harry plotted revenge.

[Dukklord]

@mastercrobat16 Yes, that is what I intended by "Plot Device Butler" he is there simply to give Harry a convinient change of heart before the finale.

[dracomasta13]

I can't even begin to express my love for this. Well done lad, well done

[dracomasta13]

@dracomasta13 also, lol'd at 4:32

[Dukklord]

@dracomasta13 Thank you, I appreciate the love

[awb5097]

the emo shit and the dancing was enough for me to hate this movie.

[monkeyrobot]

I had forgotten how awful that film was until I saw this

[pacocrowley]

Wow wow wow wow, this remind me of something great... I don't remember any of this! I probably changed the channel when it was on.

[23josed]

Dont hate i know you like it...better than pokemon or power rangers at least and if you dont then dont watch i like to see some fix his whole loser life by becoming a mutant vigilante

[Dukklord]

@23josed How could becoming a mutant vigilante possibly go wrong?

[matrix255]

Evil = Emo that's the best of all the reasons

[KILLemALL85]

This movie really was a piece of shit

[thesir27]

"Tell it to my father. Raise him from the dead." Hahahaha that sucks sooooo much

[electrojones]

Probably ninety percent of your arguments here are pathetic. I dislike this movie too, but I moved on with my life, instead of pissing my pants about every other shot in the film. Just pathetic.

[Dukklord]

@electrojones It is a deliberate exaggeration, I'm not literally angry at this movie for all of these reasons. I hated this movie and I was tired of explaining why to my friends. So I went FULL THROTTLE OVERKILL and made this. Pathetic? No. Overkill? Oh hell yes.

[BlackRex300]

@Dukklord I see you are a mega faggot!!! :D

[Dukklord]

@BlackRex300 You seem a little to excited with your own deduction

[BlackRex300]

@Dukklord WTF??? In english, please!!!

[countfuckula1]

@BlackRex300 wHY IS HE A FAGGOT? this movie is cheesy and sucks in many ways!

[Dukklord]

@countfuckula1 It sucks in AT LEAST 145 ways, want me to list them?

[Soroside]

This does point out alot of flaws most people won't realize cause they don't care about the small details, and it was funny.

[Dukklord]

@Soroside Thanks

[svsps]

This

This

This

This

This

This

Fuckin LMAO



[whoiseyevan]

Eh... by your standards, you could nitpick most any movie and find just as many faults.

[Dukklord]

@whoiseyevan It is a deliberate exaggeration. If you read my comments, you will find my real argument much more logical and of "higher standards".

[StHolyshi]

@whoiseyevan Usually, I would agree the same about almost every critic out there... But, I hated all this sh*t, too!

Every single ridiculous little thing, except, of course, Bruce Campbell.

[Dukklord]

@StHolyshi Right, did you see the big ass annotation I put up explaining that one?

[StHolyshi]

@Dukklord No sir, I did not. I automatically shut off annotations when on youtube, as they tend to be extremely annoying.

[Dukklord]

@StHolyshi I agree, but honestly I have no other way to edit the video once its up. That's why I want to remaster it, but this is the version that's embedded everywhere and that everyone has bookmarked, so I do what I can.

[StHolyshi]

Ahh, I see.

[Oli3TB76]

this, this, this, this, this, this

[SwiTch97]

Or "Film costs extra" I don't recall the exact line.

[SwiTch97]

Another line I despised was the little girl giving JJ the camera saying "Film's extra!" JJ should have slapped her for that and gotten his money back GTA style!

[wind565]

that movie was so bad a I only made it to reason 20

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

^^THIS

[Dukklord]

@RhetoricalFilms9792 I have that on a t-shirt...just for the record

[MrNerdyWalkthroughs]

I know THAT FACE

[TheMetalMask36]

Holy crap, I forgot how ridiculously awful this movie was. Great video.

[Dawkness23]

Reason #1 why Spiderman 3 rules: Peter backhanding MJ. classic.

[Dukklord]

@Dawkness23 Its funny how she doesn't bring it up later--he never explains the suit and how it makes him evil or anything, and she's acting like it never happened when he shows up in the finale.

[Dawkness23]

@Dukklord yeah, this movie is terrible.

[moshmachine]

It could be a little slower, if you bloody blink during this video you miss a bunch of things. You could've you know dragged out the introductions for each reason.

[Dukklord]

@moshmachine No, I couldn't have because Youtube (at the time) had an 11 minute cap on the length. If it was any longer I would of had to do it in parts. I am remastering it though, and I am fixing the slide length issue. My Reasons Why of Transformers 2 has longer slides but ended up being 20 minutes (that's 2 parts)--but is avaliable in one, full session on my website.

[YoonaNeomuYeppeoSeo]

@Dukklord Don't listen to that guy. The brevity of the slides actually makes them a lot funnier. Trust me.

[Dukklord]

@YoonaNeomuYeppeoSeo Thanks, I know that it helps to be snappy, but what I need to find is the right kind of balance between speed and snark.

[javieresteban17]

those reassons are stupid... i like spiderman 3

[Dukklord]

@javieresteban17 Fine by me, whatever

[villesangel666]

Bruce Campbell is NEVER a bad thing in ANYTHING. He's Bruce Campbell.

[Dukklord]

@villesangel666 I know I know, I put him in there because I was shocked more than anything. I put an annotation on the video, I just wasn't clear enough.

[GoatvomitAhoy]

This.

[Dukklord]

@GoatvomitAhoy I have that on a T-shirt...just for the record.

[Dzuksi]

There is no way in hell that Bruce Campbell is a bad thing in spiderman 3!!!

[Dukklord]

@Dzuksi Right, well I didn't do it cause i thought that he sucked, it was more of shock on my part that he participated in this movie. I mean I know why, given his history with Raimi, but still...I was just devastated to see such a familiar and awesome face mugging about with Tobey and...Topher. Ugh.

[Inimoulleb]

5:53 thats when I walked out of the theater....

[xVxxxGhostxxxVx]

"Are we filming?" lol

[Dukklord]

@FunkyVerb Not my fault, and one reason why I'm remastering it. I hate that too.

[YoonaNeomuYeppeoSeo]

Anyone notice how similar the slow falling scene is to the scene in The Fellowship of the Ring when Frodo falls and the ring lands on his finger?

[Dukklord]

@YoonaNeomuYeppeoSeo Yeah...it kinda is, wonder if that's intentional

[mancreep]

90% of your reasons all come from the same 4-5 seconds of dialogue in usually occurring in the same scenes. it was like watching a scratched dvd.

[Dukklord]

@mancreep Dialogue that manages to become worse and worse within mere seconds.

[BLaCK07936]

ich just watched the whole movie ?

[Shahablo]

tl;dr

[DrDavidHowler]

Bruce Campbell was the only GOOD thing about the movie.

[Zohaib1]

@DrDavidHowler i know, everything else i agree with but bruce campbell is never bad

[dsaerno]

WHAT I GOT OUT OF IT:

#487) This

#722) This

#913) This

The whole movie sucked.

[RageTreb]

Eagle Eye Harry might be because of the super soldier serum or whateverthefuck him and his dad took.

[Dukklord]

@RageTreb Yeah I guess, but what about the ridiculous camera lenses? I guess they got some goblin serum too.

[TheSirMittens]

This is a good reminder of a movie that is actually worse than Batman & Robin.

[Dukklord]

@TheSirMittens Haha...well now, I hate that one too.

[chokoboy5578]

well heres 1 reason why this video sucks to many reasons why spiderman sucks really people spiderman 3 wasnt that bad i think people are just reaching for straws by picking on every little aspect and scene in the moive but when it comes down to it the 3rd moive made the most money out of them all so the creaters obviously did somthing right

[Dukklord]

@chokoboy5578 It made the most money because of the first two, the marketing, and the studio push. It also sucked the most because it was way worse than the first two, opposite the marketing, and the studio push.

[ssjvash]

I demand a retraction of #50 - Bruce Campbell is among the best parts of the franchise

[Dukklord]

@ssjvash OKAY I KNOW I KNOW. I have had to explain this a lot. It isn't because it is Bruce Campbell, it was more of my shock that he actually participated (prior friendship with Sam Raimi aside) I was really bummed he stained his filmography with this brief cameo.

[ssjvash]

@Dukklord I agree (but his cameo honestly is the best part of the movie) AND he was in every movie in different roles, which in itself is hilarious

[ShutYourBlogFace]

painful to watch. try putting the text over the actual clips.

[Dukklord]

@ShutYourBlogFace No way, you know how hard it would be to read it AND get the context of the reason? Well...it'd be tricky

[TheJaywalkers]

I always forget how bad this movie is. This almost makes me embarrassed to be a fan of Spider-Man. Thank god the comics aren't as lame!

[lxs48]

You, good sir, are right.

[USAGAMES]

That evil cell bullying the normal ones reminds me of my childhood... (and i was one of the normals...) >(

[Dukklord]

@USAGAMES Sorry bud, maybe you should do what Spidey does and rattle bells and wind chimes at them.

[Powderwombat]

Sandman goes out the window because the cops are after him and know where he lives.

[chuckyn100]

I think this movie was the best one and the second the worst one

[Mordor6121512]

6. The Mummy 3

7. Twilight (Literally all of it)

8. 2012

9. Fantastic Four (Both)

10. Pirates of the Carribean (2 and 4)

And all of it was in random order.. So I'm just mentioning some of the dumbest movies of the decade.. There might be more but these are all I could think of

[Mordor6121512]

If you want to make a "___ reasons why (movie title) sucks".. There are many worse movies than Spidey 3.. You've already done one on Transformers 2 which I 100% agreed on every reason why that piece of shit sucks.

Honorable mentions to the worst movies of our time:

1. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

2. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (You understand how low it is I didn't even put the Indy title)

3. X-Men: The Last Stand

4. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

5. 10,000 BC

[Mordor6121512]

The movie wasnt as good as the first two, but at the same time it wasn't all that bad.. I mean watch X-Men 3 and you'll notice this movie is miles better, Spidey 3 actually had the potential to be one of the most amazing comic book movies ever that would have rivaled The Dark Knight. They just fucked it up because they thought that Sandman was "graphically impressive" and Raimi "did not want Venom".. They made Sandman like the Joker and Venom like Two-Face, it should have been the upside down.

[LiquerLollypop]

Shut the hell up you prick. Some people love spider-man 3 as well as 1 and 2. Why don't people leave this movie alone.( Oh and save the hate comments. I honestly don't care.)

[LiquerLollypop]

Shut the hell up you prick. Some people love spider-man 3 as well as 1 and 2. Why dont people leave this movie alone.( Oh and save the hate comments. I honestly dont care.)

[Dukklord]

@LiquerLollypop Some people love it, such as yourself and you are voicing your opinion. I hate this movie and I am voicing my opinion of such. I wouldn't be so defensive about it.

[MercuryCoatedVeins]

4:49 best part XD

[mimikawaii7386]

I'll never understand what's so great about spiderman. He has comic books like any other super/anti hero.

[Dukklord]

@mimikawaii7386 I prefer Deadpool

[mimikawaii7386]

@Dukklord Ex-fucking-actly! Deadpool > Spiderman 4ever

<3

[lazyd3vil]

at #49 or so, no, Sandman was actually capable of pressing against the acceleration and not the brake

#51 the odds are: 1 blondie's actually a stalker, or 2 the scriptwriter was as mentally impaired as the director...or the writer of Twilight

# 66: ...yeah I'll go with the latter of the two

I had enough at 79