Bad Weaves & Hoodrat Dreams!

[RockstarSnj]

5:06- 5:47 FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!!



[streckle18]

lmfao!!! he said she needs to get her talk on and these texts need to be sent!! lololol i died

[pocapaypay]

i just discovered you yesterday and i LOVE YOU. why are you in MIAMI!!?? SUBSCRIBED!

[africanviolet01]

MIAMI!

[suniya2408]

she looked a hot mess..and it was FANTASTIC!

[strawberryvines]

"IF U HAVE NO EDGES ILL PRAY FOR U" lmfaoooo

[Sneakay100]

KMSL IF YO HAIR LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF WAL-MART BAGS DONT BOTHER!!!!

[ebonialexis]

I JUST CANT!! " if your weave looks like the underground railroad...dont bother" TEARS!!!!! #dead

[msyazzi]

Lmsaooo shoot rats in liberty city

[TheMediaman6]

The Underground RAILROAD!!! LMFAO! Thanks for the laughs today. Good to meet you!!!

[hubound11]

"so she gets on the pole and she's spinning around. she's looks a mess and it's fantastic.." hollin!

[RenegadeBehavior]

B1G1 Free at Chic Fil A or something jazzy or fancy like that #dead

[SummerLoveAwaits]

"If your weave makes you look like the brother from yo gabba gabba ... don't bother !" #iDied

[HnHBlkM]

ok, why did beyonce LOOK lke what storm from the x-men should look like?? i mean, seriously!

[HnHBlkM]

he drunk ya'll !!!

[oneazariah]

"Will the magic never end?" #iDied

[enmoorer]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU! I just subscribed after seeing your video about how you met Beyonce. I love listening to your stories! You have me cracking up always!

[mypreciouskmb]

LMFAO "if ur weave is gunna looklike Rick Ross's underarms don't bother" dis shit had me dyin of laughter!!!!!~

[Earthangeldee]

HE SAID A BEAVERS ASS!!!! LMAO

[pnky2006]

you need to address greasy wigs lawd jesus im going to tweet u a pic tomorrow

[pnky2006]

rachette weaves lawd help em

[msdblnj]

lmaooooooo smh

[lrv2003]

MATTED PATTED AND SCATTED!! LOL!

[amerieriluv09]

*don't bother lol

[BiddyBums]

I don't know how I missed this video - Rick Ross - DEAD

[BiddyBums]

@BiddyBums I think I'm B. Scott, Freshalina, Antoine Dodson, Mama Tina...I can't breathe!!!

[vnariaa]

WILL YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND ?

[kaybehave]

if i spent the money, i dont care if it looks like rick ross' underarms :)

[MzRoxyJ]

i died when you were talking about those damn weaves!!! lmao...i thought Miami was classy and heffas only did that around here...guess I was wrong. -_-

[naries21]

"Don't bother" love it ;-)

[Jenae785]

LMAO! Like a beaver's ass!

[UrbanDiorDiva]

OMFG I can't even with you, I need to wear Depends diapers to watch your videos because I damn near piss my panties EVERY time!!!

[asianeyedbeauty]

its so weird hearing beyonce cuss

[sharonarnold9]

I fuckin love you,your energy and damn near everything els......I'm hooked!!!

[PrettyAschB0688]

Yessssss 3 times for The Vault!!!

Ohhh no not Liberty City Bitch! #DEAD

[jewelbenn]

GOD I love you. Weaves are an atrocity. Clip-in extensions are where it's at.

[jamaicangal1991]

i love your videos

[MrsHarrisAdams]

I cannot, cannot stop watching these videos.

[starbrt1]

Great big ball of hoodrat fuckery infested deliciousness! Love him!!

[Uniqu3neverway]

ROTFLLLLLLLLL I LOVE YOUR VIDS >>>YOUR SO FUNNY

[Shun82love]

THIS VIDEO...THIS STORY...HELP ME LAWD!!!

LMAO!!!!

[drIggyish]

I wish i started watching this back in oct cuz i def was in mia on halloween wknd and i would have loved to meet u boo!!!! u need a late night talk show (less censoring)

[RynnieMa79]

6:09, If you have no edges,...I'll pray from you!! LMFAO!!!

[tiffsoyo1]

cryin.......i cant...done

[SagNYC75]

LMBAO...... Hes Stooopid

[sangel857]

Don't Bother! #SoDead

[nellienelable]

Oh shit DJ lance rock lmao can't take it

[MsDarkskinFLA]

LOL, LMAO, TO DAMN FUNNY, LOVE IT!!!

[PurpleNailP0lish]

why are you so freakin awesome!!! i love it hun keep it up

[clpbyrd]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaa!  omg! i can't breathe!!!!!!!!

[SuperDJaii]

drunk ppl always say "I'm not drunk"...then the next "I was soo drunk last nite" lol!

[chewychibi03]

i've been watching your videos for the past hr. :l

[Sinsatiable14u]

Don't do me......you are a fucking riot!!!!1

[asia11100]

YO WEAVE LOOK LIKE THE MAN FROM YO GABBA GABBA IM DONEE !!! LMAAOOO #DEAD 1

[XwombraiderX]

HAHA THIS GUY IS A PROFESSIONAL GRIEFER!!! FUCKN AWESOME I DONT KNOW WHY BLCK PPL ALWAYS WANT TO BE SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT....... WEAVES OMFG LMAO

[jasminmonet]

i love this guy!! had to have my husband watch... he dont get it lol but i lovesssssssssssss me some TheFuryTV

[lisa19376]

YOU ARE SUCH A TREAT HONEY!! I HAVE SUBSCRIBED

[tellylover]

If it's gonna look like velcro, don't bother! :)

[Lisasesh1968]

Im loving TheFury!!! so glad my friend told about your channel...

[NeonElectriciTV]

I was CTFU the entire time! Now my head hurts!

[DOPECHICCITY]

"These text messages need to be sent"

[apsweat]

I swear you are my new best friend and I don't even know you! Your videos make tears just stream from eyes. Hilarious!!!! The pick of Yo Gama Gama or whatever the hell his name is got me weak! I love it and please keep them coming!

[YogiBearCrab03]

yo gabba gabba....#flatline!!!!!!!!

[PJRock7]

THANK YOU!

"if it's not gon look cute then don't wear it"

[PJRock7]

"If your weave looks like a bunch of boxes stacked in the back of a 7-11, Don't Bother." LOL who's hair looks like that lolololol

[PJRock7]

OH MY GOD im laughin so hard my throat hurts!!!

[meikoblock]

my ex cheated on me with a girl that had a weave that looked like she scalped an orangutan from the zoo. I was more pissed about her weave then the cheating.

[jrmetmoi]

@meikoblock ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[NicolaWriter]

@meikoblock

Hayle no! I am fucking dead.

[msmusicalgurl]

@meikoblock whyy were u goin out wit a chick with a weave like that! ohh lord that is funnny! u just wake up angry cuz of that weave huh

[meikoblock]

@msmusicalgurl oh no! I did not date her, she was a friend of mine, and my ex cheated on me with her. I was just so livid that he would cheat on me with this skanky ass orangutan hoe. I should have known...her weave could not be trusted

[msmusicalgurl]

@meikoblock ahhhahhahahahahahahahahahahaha­hah!

[FlashyStar21]

on these pills like fantasia....lmao!!

[FlashyStar21]

on these pills like fantasia....lmao!!

[mjsquared87]

wat lolz.....panties showing didnt shave

[puffdeb356]

"on these pills like Fantasia" HA!

[keonsmommy]

He did not say Ampro gel! I love you. . will you be my gay best friend??

[javonnDmeech1]

Well I guess he's not drunk then lmao

[mzlovelez]

If your weave looks like a shag carpet......Don't do it .

[EverythingByMe1]

omg you r so funny!

[cutiedjw]

These text messages need to be sent!!!!

[tyger521]

If its gonna look like Rick Ross's underarm....DON'T BOTHER!

[jrmetmoi]

Fury it's time for you to replace Perez honey! It can't be that hard, he comes from Miami too!

[chervale14]

lmfo Ur Too much!!!! I love it!

[Bmoresmodel2607]

Lmfaoff

[iris55adr]

ROFLMAO @ Rick Ross Underarms..... #ICANTDEAL....TOO MUCH!!

[CouleursdePapillon]

YOU NEED TO WORK ON TMZ!!!!

[BroadwayBaby7]

Can i just say it was 3:32 am when I watched this as well.....odd

[itsDULiNE]

I live in S.FLA. imma come to Vault to meet you ! .

[leyannchannell]

I am addicted to your channel now...



[tee821]

@leyannchannell omfh me 2 after i put my kid 2 sleep i stay up and die from laughter i've suscribed to his channel he is sooo funny i love ALL the videos

[kishaworld]

@leyannchannell ME TOO!! LOL,

[TheTykisha]

Hahaha! Ampro Gel! LOL!

[nmstep]

"If you have no edges I'll pray for you" I DIED! LMAO...

[cloclo902003]

Rick Ross's underarms!

[yupitslace]

when the picture of the guy from yo gabba gabba came up, I lost it.

[vsmooth1983]

(HES NOT DRUNK!!!!)

[Mzroudy09]

Im Speachless..lmaoo Just Crazy a** Funny.lmao Velcro ..But .. This iss too Funny !!

[MsKickQueen]

lmao omg i wish i really knew you i need a friend like you

[MzAlicia11]

LMFAO! I haven't laughed this hard in months! Thank you!

[cocobrownbeauty]

Buy one get one free at Chick-Fil-A.. (Some fancy shit!!!) HAHAHAHAHAHA

[cdself]

That falling out thing...had to watch it over and over.

[mldt316]

I friggin love you hon! I need to sub to this ish

[1PrincessTae]

If you're ponytail is this (pinching fingers together) small..DON'T BOTHER! i just laughed my ass ooff soo loud at 5am!! i <3 you!! and I might just make a twitter so i can follow. so mad i left fl &didnt get to meet you! Totally gotta arrange to meet you. <3.

[baddlilmixx]

ONCE THE PARTY REALLY GETS STARTED AND THE WHOLE PLACES SMELLS LIKE BLACK&MILDS AND MARIJUANA AND AMPRO JELL AND HENNESSY ......IT IS HEAVEN!!

-THEN HE WAS OFFERING BRAND. SPANKING. NEW. *LACE FRONTS* TO THE GILRS THAT GOT ON THE POLE!!

lmmfaoooo ^^ is that not enough to watch it right there?!>!>!

[superiorbandgeek]

"matted, padded and scattered assed weave." LMFAO

[ThePinkranger85]

i love you like... so damn much

[TeaNZane]

lmaooooo@yo gabba gabba 

[melbabiee]

autographed Khia tshirt #dead

[idkjustcuz]

I. love. you. haha I need every gay man to make you his rolemodel lol. Keep preachin'!!!!

[Halfy06]

omg Volt sounds like a Hood ass club lmao

[aylix89]

do get why women pay to make them selves look worse.

[aylix89]

ugh sounded like makael towards the end. seriously the obsession is pathetic. ruined a really good story

[Tebigong101]

I'm so glad somebody else hates the "ponytail" knot!

[MaterialGlPalmer711]

Xfactors Nicole Collins likes him I kno I'm her

[MaterialGlPalmer711]

Like it alot watch my vids there a big deal

[beljam08]

I love love LOVE you!!!! I am praying for the girls with no edges as well...LMAO!!!!!

[tonyeatspuppies]

What's a lace front? Also: DYING/GAGGING/LIVING!!!!

[ybishy]

PREAAAAAAAAAACH! i too am sickened & embarrassed of black chicks wearing ratted, dead ass opossums on the side of the road, matted up, baby doll, fake, stank ass wigs & weaves! i mean; REALLY? when will this madness end?

[jrmetmoi]

@ybishy That's nothing after so many decades of black people being in London and other parts of Britain and the black women there still can't their weaves right or even a decent good quality wig or nothing over there! And I'm black and British and saying this!

Always with the bad quality cheap Barbie-hair ponytail wig that looks like Davy Crockett's hat.....

[NaturalBeautyPA]

Shoot rats? LOL!

[babydoLLnishajai]

lol yo gabagaba

[plusizediva510]

AHHHHH I AM DYING FOR U RIGHT NOW I CANT TAKE IT UNDER GROUND RAILROAD I HAVE FLATLINED PLZ SAVE ME FROM THIS LOLOL

[rmb18queen]

DON'T BOTHER!! LMBO

[skoolkidfresh]

lmfaao free lace frontt 

[lusciousraen]

OMG! Why am I just discovering you now??? I can't believe I am this late!

[Tonia682]

not hennesey and ampro pro gel. # dead

[dsb188]

DEAD @ Autograph Khia t-shirt.

[GeminiGurl09]

I wanna ride around Liberty City with Beyonce and shoot rats. LMFAOOOOOO!

[peachesncreamme]

So, is Metro PCS is like Section 8 or something? LOL He's funny!

[rockxy4]

That sounds ghetto as hell.. 200 dollars towards their metro bill or a free lace front wig! This sounds like a ghetto club extravaganza! I wish I was there for real.. comedy! Wow.

[anae1999]

i lov gay guys they jst are so...HAPPY :)

[Zozodiabla]

Like the true blood song "I wanna do Bad things with you" hahahahaha!!!!! I loved this whole video. So many highlights

[lexuscollier]

Omggggeeeee I effin love u I understand where u r coming from I'm from miami too

[SHAMiiNA1]

love love love!! lol.."once the party gets started nd the whole place smells like black n milds nd marijuana nd henessy nd Ampro Gel" ctfu!

[flowill23]

OMG... I have been watching your vids all morning and laughing uncontrollably!! LMAO!!!!!

[misscourtney2010]

I don't know how many times I've watching this!!! One of my favorite vids from you

[taffyy91]

Hahaha

[27sweetbee]

LMFAO! Velcro...and I'm in Atlanta so you know I see a LOT of that hahaha...it's just like, come on, homie.

[JuicyKy08]

He's killing me with this MetroPCS! LMAO!!!

[ButtahscotchKisses]

lol I'm upset...Ampro gel???? LMAO

[missjhia]

Lol at u hitting tell me by dru hill at the end, snapping and turning and everything lol u were gettin' it in that chair!:)

[prutyladyd07]

"I had ONE drink and I'm feeling SWELLLLLL" LOL

[scb0308]

Why the heck are you so darn funny??? You want to go shoot rats with bey...well I want to go yank some bad weaves off bishes with you in Miami dagnabbit!

[Essynce21]

this gave me everything that I needed to get through my day and I to come back and re-watch it! LOVED this!!

[BoOkWoRmCuTiE1224]

you had me rollin!!! tooo funny

[Myzzkay1]

YOU ARE FUNNY.. THE END

[COLLEGESTUDENT343]

ROFLLLLLLLLLL when u started signing at the end!!!.. Why did i IMMEDIATELY go into Body Rolls & Snaps!!!??!! ROFLLL Befooooore I saw u start!!! XDDDDDDDDD lmfffffao

[BreezyBadass18]

Dead @ yo gabba gabba lmao

[Newyork8608]

Lmaooooooooo!!!!!

[littlebootsss]

where are you from exactly??

[cmoedogg10]

@littlebootsss he's from MIA

[darkangel4life1]

Metro pcs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! hahahaha i had metro. If its cheap n unlimited everything shitttttttttt y not lol

[cookie22100]

LMFAO!!!! I love this guy!

[stephvick23]

lmao!!!! omg i hate you!!! not really ur funny as shit

[2Aprillove]

OMG! You are the new best friend in my head. This shit is so funny. I'm sorry I missed it boo.

[Trustworthyalma]

I love you, omg! You are so hilarious! XD New Subscriber

[vamplovergirl1]

i love you you are so funny and you tell the truth lol

[LaPotraBellaca]

u can dance really good so i'm sure u woulda made a lot of money

[liliblue]

lace fronts? who the hell is giving out wigs for a prize.

[miszreese]

*thud* everytime i see this i die!

[cirquedancey]

i am living for you child!!! you are giving me what i want!! i knew Ive seen you somewhere, the vault. i use to go for the balls. your videos are too much. peace and love.

[IronMaiden237]

I laughed before I even saw the video.

The title just killed me! xD

[blahblahblahman]

Why are gay guys always so happy and have so much energy? I am a woman and I admire the personalities of so many gay men.

[tnjjack]

@blahblahblahman lol yessssss. agreed! (im late af)

[Corina1988]

This video had me screaming "please stop!!" LLS. You said EXACTLY what I've been thinking all these years! "If it's gunna look like Rick Ross's underarms, don't bother" LMAO

[CharlotteDawn2010]

natalie nunn would call them CRENSHAW WEAVES! lol, i hate bad weave!

[dsnealenyc]

a BOGO free coupon for Chick-fil-A?!!  (nasty side eye) . I know you know betta than that gurl.

[dsnealenyc]

"Will the magic never end?!" -- LMAO!!

Shooting Rats With beyonce!

Mis behaving with beyonce!!

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