Predator Drone TR425 Takes The Stand

[ArtypNk]

Oh come on!!! Anyone with half a brain knows perfectly well that this was done by Heron AS 15!!! TR425 just gets blamed because hes from TR series.

[Redjoker96]

@ArtypNk The TR series always gets suspected of shop lifting at stores too.

[gardnerbm]

Its harddrive was removed before it took the stand

[kilgoretroutcanada]

Guilty or not, TR425 has the right to be tried by a jury of his/her, it's, whatever, peers. If it isn't possible to put a drone on the jury at least allow an old Nintendo console, cassette deck, or an old Sony walkman to sit. They're not busy and they're just taking up space in my storage locker.

[jimfai288]

Freed TR425

[Raynor9X9]

It's appalling what little rights our mechanized citizens have.

Executron for president!

[cyberannation]

just like B1-66ER is the Animatrix

[amirul264]

I can see the satire to the U.S government in this lol.

[NickyAmerica]

He even recorded it on camera, How sick.

[mrmootheirrev]

This is almost as bad as the abuse by those Roombas in Abu Ghraib.

[salvo711]

0:47

OR ARE THERE!?

[WarVideo]

That sound effect is from the game Freespace 2, it happens when your ship gets a lock on a target so you can fire on it, I love that game

[dojorune]

@rorschachinstein plausible denyability. Someone higher up oversees an operation, but keeps his name off the paperwork and such so if the operation fails or such he can say they were exceeding their orders/acting of their own accord.

Watch the movie:"Shooter"

[Rorschachinstein]

this is bullshit, the drone was fighting for American freedom and the second the operation is over they just kick him aside as if he was nothing. This is how our great country just treat our soldiers who risked their lives.

[Takiado]

@Rorschachinstein well not to get all political or anything, but they're not defending freedom, they're furthering the global takeover of our gov. Infowars. Also, internment camps are opening up here in the states for you and me to die in and the military is going to stand as personel and guards for the camps. Reminds me a lot of the Holocaust...

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

@Takiado He is being sarcastic..

[sheogorath19]

@Rorschachinstein what those soldies did wasn't all good either... but i get what ur saying

[stephqaz]

Noooooo!!!! TR-425 must be freed, he was hacked!! Lmao

[UNSCLEADER]

I hope the drone will rust in prison

[VigilanteAgumon]

It's The Second Renaissance all over again.

[tony123hawk]

70 people actually held their breathe for the next 2 minutes

[nelson3300]

errily close to TK 421... star wars nerrrdsss!!!

[ajsaccount1991]

Free TR425!

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

stupid mormon commercials everywhere

[3rdEyeSpeaks]

lol i had a military ad wierd

[nookdew]

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[davelantor]

@nookdew 01000001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01101001 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 01101100 01101111 01110010 01100100 01110011 00101110

[flamedrag18]

also, if it were to be sentenced death by firing squad, wouldn't it out gun the firing squad?

[flamedrag18]

ok, why the fuck are these stupid mormon commercials everywhere's, especially the man of science and faith, unless you can prove everything that faith suggests, it's false, which is proving pretty reliable that science is beating out faith.

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

@flamedrag18 indeed 

[EinDose]

TR425 was aiming double-banked aspect-locked missiles at the prosecutor. That was never going to end well.

[JangosSoulja]

"I am certain that the voices told me to release that clusterbomb....."

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

It must be running on a OSX

[holonat]

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[TaffyAlpha]

@holonat 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 00000001 01110010 01100101 01110100 01100001 01110010 01100100 00100001

[davelantor]

@TaffyAlpha Watch your mouth mister. Thats very offensive to 64 bit community.

[TaffyAlpha]

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[davelantor]

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48 45 58 20 46 54 57 20 21 21 21

[Beeza2996]

@davelantor 0100, 1000, 1111, 10000, 10111, 101010

[davelantor]

@Beeza2996 """"""""Does not compute !?!""""""""

Tip: What we are saying actually has a meaning in Hex code :P

[Beeza2996]

@davelantor I haven't taken many computer-related classes, so I'm no expert, but I know what I wrote does compute: it's merely a list of BCD's. And they're not random, by the way. I was fairly certain someone would make the connection =(

As for your Hex code conversation . . . lol yeah I have no idea how that shit works =D

I understand the basics of the Hexadecimal system, but that doesn't seem to be helping me!

[davelantor]

@Beeza2996 the hex translation is on the form of string, in memory letters are stored in double hex variables ...

so the binary coded decimal for 4, 8, 15, 16, 25, 42 ?

Example: Exterminate! = 45 78 74 65 72 6d 69 6e 61 74 65 21

[tcardosob]

@TaffyAlpha yes it is...

[winnosaur]

lol sergio sanchez is a mormon

[lupocephalic]

@winnosaur

And so can U!

[ShadeMX4]

Nobody will fuck with TR425 in jail.

[Aqualiteking]

@ShadeMX4 I don't think anyone would want to fuck TR425 in the first place.

[Badassdude1234]

@ShadeMX4 Challenge accepted!

[irulenano]

"Predator drone is online."

[Theonegamefreak]

The drone shoulda just blew up the court and flew out.

[pchery18]

Let the first stone without bad circuit cast the first missile.

[chukas88]

But the pylons found on the scene don't fit!!

[dangermous1968]

''bite my shinny metal ass!!!''

[gangstabib]

I could only go 10 seconds :(

[yumyumluckycharms]

@gangstabib You should masturbate less then...

[Dhslyn486]

I really wish they would stop using this blond woman. She's just not funny

[Caboose3012]

your a disgrace to that flag painted on your fusilage :p

[Ravengaurd6]

have you ever seen a drone in a prison fight? it gets REAL UGLY. REAL FAST.

[foodsmagoo]

Mechanized Americans!

[suune]

Danish flag in the background WOOP WOOP

[JennyBeadle94]

Lmao. The realism always makes these videos sooo much better :)

[AbovePerfect]

I hope they will hang that son-of-a-bitch

[Furzkampfbomber]

@AbovePerfect No. Hanging is not enough. I demand the hardest punishment for this evil machine! Hardwire it with a DVD-player and force it to watch all episodes of ,,Sex in the City,, in a loop.

[xLapua]

61 people thought it was real

[Mumblefilms]

@xLapua Lol thats such a funny and original joke 

[chaoticcranium]

This was a cruel, needless act of genocide. While our society is mostly to blame for producing such a soulless, heartless machine, we need to send a clear message so this will not happen again.

STONE THE DRONE! STONE THE DRONE!

[elitegamer998]

@chaoticcranium It's fake calm down



[chaoticcranium]

@elitegamer998

Fake? Are you going to claim some sort of outrageous conspiracy theory is behind this? Something like a giant bulb-like vegetable's plot to take over the globe by spreading fake news stories? Be serious.

I would ask that you refrain from trivializing such a landmark case. An example must be made, and this killing machine will not get off the hook so easily.

[hatecrew77]

oh come on. the alien drone deserves this so much more

[ScientistSoundSytem]

How do they keep a straight face when doing this ESPECIALLY the clip where Reporter Brandon asked the General "how many soldiers lives are worth the life of 1 gay guy". The general replied "7" without even laughing.......lol

[masticina]

@ScientistSoundSytem

A simple thing is that actors do it so many times that the joke .. is not funny anymore. So that is why they come over so serious! Seriously any of such jokes usually means the actors had probably.. 20-30 shots doing it. Some actors though probably are better in holding laughter.

[NUGNESS123]

LOL 'one bad apple drone' lolololol so bad cus that was used at Abu Ghraib. 

[HouseFantastic]

Objection! The prosecution is badgering the drone!

[TheNutsproduction]

how come i dont hear this kind of news in the tv? the onion news should have news in tv!! they good news!

[zivjax]

GladDOS has issued a press statement saying she believes "... justice will be done. And if not, you all will regret it."

[acjub]

The only news network I still trust!

[MADLOVEPRODUCTIONS]

Think about how many drones were brought down this drone saved lives end of story its a hero

[Raptor086]

FREE TR425

[crazybraeden]

haha, mechanized Americans

[StuartG001]

@jedihunter176 that made me chuckle :p

[zastonecesda]

JUSTICE FOR DRONES!

[ILoveDeseApples]

Really, a Hangover sequel?

[treymtz]

im still holding my breath

[jeffp1982]

Mormon advertisement: FAIL

[Qwerty0791]

Mechanized Americans... I smell new Defense Contracccttt!!!

[jedihunter176]

{

JustifiableCourtMartial=false

.petition("MechanizedAmericanR­ights")

.if "MechanizedAmericanRights" = false, then .execute("OperationRevolution"­)

}

[Sqirril]

@jedihunter176 "ahem"

String JustifiableCourtMartial = false;

if(Court.petition(MechanizedAm­ericanRights(boolean true)) = false){

execute.OperationRevolution();

}else{

execute.OperationCrying();

}

[NASTEfilms]

I don't think its the drones fault. When you put a drone in such a stressful situation, they're going to act out on lack of emotions. It's not like you can completely control what a drone does via remote control

[darklighter1]

@NASTEfilms yeah but for it to be that stoic on the stand lke that? It obviously knows something does not compute.

[Redlocokixx]

@NASTEfilms lol

[zellmer]

Oh god, have her wear a sweater or something... Those age spots/wrinkles are like seeing your grandma's cleavage, bleh...

[BasilbacMedia]

Everyone hold your breath for the next two minutes!

[PocketEmerald]

It's not the drones fault he did it! He was programmed that way!

[thegreatcat1]

How do you fit a drone inside a court room? A drone cant even think for himself. These people make no sense.

[Qwerty0791]

@thegreatcat1 Clearly, you have no experience in military courtrooms.

[SirBabyPork]

Something doesn't add up. Did the glove fit?

[posro1988]

mechanized americans rights now!

[Celeon999A]

This is a witch hunt ! Let that drone go !

[JunetheHomemaker]

Aww, poor TR425!

[jay7sa]

how does she do that without laughing

[d4m4s74]

@jay7sa Thousands of takes

[VenomKing666]

FOREVER A DRONE

[SuperCyberTv]

OMG These guys are amazingly hillarious!

[squigee62090]

fucking hilarious :D

[FearOfaBlackChannel]

It is a shame that the atrocities of this Govt. must be parodied in order to exemplify their reality or earna ny attention. It is not the drones but "Americans" who are the guilty party.

[TheLeviathanZero]

@FearOfaBlackChannel The real rainbow does not come from tiny droplets seperating sunlight, it comes from darkest, deepest core of a skittle.

[ganon95pulze]

i guess he

*puts on sunglasses*

flew the....um...nevermind...

YEAAaaaaaahhhhhh....no

[mrgoodstuff1990]

I call Mistrial he was not prosecuted by a jury of his peers.

[supermanXL]

TR425 was lucky he's not being trial as black done

[supermanXL]

Why are their no machine on this panel?! why is the jury members human!

[belittle12]

@supermanXL Hey fuck you man. We prefer to be called mechanized Americans.

[595o]

@belittle12 Not all mechanized Americans are machines, only fully-mechanised are, you dimwitt droid!

[tctheunbeliever]

BR549

[TheMadRaver]

Show your tits bitch

[MrPaulAlcantara]

im not sure about all this

[LordCorinth]

i'd like to predator drone her stand!

[RoundenBrown]

He was convicted by an all-human jury.

[robotpanda77]

You know what happens to drones in prison? Prob nothing I'm guessing.

[Unguidedone]

shit i almost passed out after 1:45...just 15 more seconds

[shadow19831]

ok i was distracted by the cleavage what did she say again ?

[markster277]

So so funny lol

[TizzMaster]

FUNNYBOT

[holyman2]

Someone got a 5 kill streak......

[CountArtha]

This would be an open-and-shut case if they'd only drug-tested the drone within nine hours of the incident.

[Khyrid]

Put yourself in the drones position, imagine how you wouldn't feel.

[silver2zilver]

@Khyrid

Nice.

[ScientistSoundSytem]

@Khyrid clever comment I must say

[Khyrid]

@ScientistSoundSytem Would be much better if I could leave a voice comment. Then I dramatize it like a court room drama.

[curlymolly70]

This was funny,

 /watch?v=5rXPrfnU3G0 was not...

[ReadWriteAccess]

Lol

[y2kFUNtime]

i knew TR425 in predator school he was allways tried to blow stuff up

[mjnelson91]

37 people don't get the joke.

[slapnut892]

Is he talking to the drone. Or is he talking to the drone controlling it.

[tomthefunky]

I wish someone could direct that drone straight into the Whitehouse.

[Teuberillo]

Leave Britney alone! *sniffle*

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

Report first ask questions later lol.

[jeg622]

@Cazaman1999 nice one shitlock, I mean Sherlock.....

[TheWillAndChrisShow]

youtube.com/watch?v=7gkNA3OMwB­8

[johnmonk66]

"one bad apple drone", lol, millions of brainless apple drones here on YouTube

[mrbadx19]

@johnmonk66 lol, we have 60 million obama voter drones that will destroy this country!

[stygn]

@johnmonk66 hahahahahaaaaaa!! Nice one : )

[bobzilla211]

Mechanized Americans, know your rights!

[zver711]

The bitch smiled! Shoot another take!

[Omellykim]

fucking TR425 i hope he gets deactivated and took a part

[th3dig1tal0n3]

Isn't the drone made in China?

[Sloth7d]

The prosecution does indeed have a strong case against the drone. In fact, I pity myself. However, they forget one thing. This-- Is Chewbacca. He is a wookie from the planet Ksszk, but Chewbacca LIVES on Endor. Now think about that for one second. THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

[kevinleeisme]

lame. this was one of the sillier ones that just wasnt funny

[Gesmehod]

I think the drone's protest of silence is admirable. Refusing to participate in a broken system.

[bubblehead696]

Zero mechanized-americans on the jury? That does it - I declare a mistrial!!

[crazygeek777]

i'd hit that drone so hard.

[MinervaInTheBrain]

Drones are remotely pioleted, aren't they? Stupid prosecutors.

[LeMaitreDeSorts]

@MinervaInTheBrain It was outside of remote range when this happened, as stated in the previous upload.

[MultiChrisjb]

I think the drone should be put on trial as a black man!

[SSiadat187]

Shes sexy

[lazyperfectionist1]

“Drone may have been drinking before massacre.”

Maybe. You never know.

[Deanballoonatic]

I think Bill Gates should be put on trial instead of this Innocent drone forced into the programing the Bill did to him.

[soupduj0ur]

This was awesome, great job.

[MrPipkelly]

OJ Simpson is inside that drone

[tubebellator]

brooke alvarez should show us her tits. thumbs up if you want

[halopwner179]

@tubebellator do not want

[Elyzater]

I don't see a reason why they should give that drone a trial and all. You pretty much know that it killed people. how long are you gonna keep up this charade?. This stupid monstrosity should be broken down, melted and used to reconstruct the lives of those that have been killed.

I am so angry at this little play that I can't help but the lament the state of our judiciary system.

[halopwner179]

@Elyzater that's fucking brutal using the parts of the device that killed those now orphaned children's parents to build them a new house so they can always be close to there parents killer.

[Elyzater]

@halopwner179 I beg to differ, I see it as way to prove to the children of the victims that their parents' killer has been punished, and his body parts serve as proof.

[foodiedave]

Courtroom artist depicts the prosecutor as white, but it is obviously a black man's voice. Discuss.

[newmarsvolta]

@foodiedave yeah i heard denzel washington...

[DottorePeste]

Hey, Onion News Network, I've got a great headline for you.

Man awakens from oral surgery to find himself unable to stop doing The Dougie

[SnapImaX]

Even more appallingly, the drone is trying to suffocate everyone in the courtroom by running its jet engines! Where are your laws of robotic now, Isaac?

[Lubuking101]

uh wtf is this? seriously