GrosserFuß Waffen SS: Hitler's Secret Weapon

[myverotube]

get me an ape... etc etc etc

I still guess this vid is manipulated retouched. I only believe things when I see them live

be aware of the ape invasion! huh :P

[myverotube]

bad quality - even for a fake video content, etc are very bad

[texasbuddha]

@myverotube And yet much more original and entertaining than anything on your youtube page.

[myverotube]

@texasbuddha possibly - but is it the "price" worth?

[NickRSA1]

@myverotube It's real dude don't knock it...

[crbmancrbman]

instead of wasting time to make this, you could do something better. Very unprofessional.

[texasbuddha]

@crbmancrbman Oh. I see. You wanted a PROFESSIONAL nazi bigfoot video. Sorry to disappoint you. I notice you've never posted anything of your own on here. Maybe you should try it sometime and see how that goes for you.

[benitofinito]

Yeti's come from Tibet.

[TheGeneralfemi]

fake.....there are things you shouldnt mess with yu idiot

[ABW941]

I have absolutly gone over a very obvious pun:

Affen-SS instead of Waffen-SS Affe=Ape :-)

[bnjnbvchjh]

you rock dude =)

[Depressiverroboter]

the fact that this vid got only 95 thumbs up and 167 thumbs down (mainly because they spotted it smartly as a fake) proves me pretty clearly that most of the people watching these kind of videos dont belong to the smartest ones.

Seriously, of course its a fake, you dont have to be smart to get that, its a joke, get over it....consider it funny or not, but dont get upset about it beeing a fake...jeez

[nicksm64]

LOL AT 3:48! XD

[nicksm64]

WTF IS THIS SHIT! THATS PHOTOSHOP!

[texasbuddha]

@nicksm64 You should become a private detective. Nothing gets past you.

[Eyehategod213gr]

@texasbuddha You give the best answers i ever see in utube XD !!! [BTW the name of the song?]

[texasbuddha]

@Eyehategod213gr The song is called Gangrene Dream by the aussie band Cosmic Psychos. It's listed in the end credits.

[BOGZASV8MA]

photoshopped bullshit

[texasbuddha]

@BOGZASV8MA You probably like to tell small children that Santa Claus isn't real too. News flash jackass. It's a joke.

[BOGZASV8MA]

@texasbuddha well i don't worship santa claus like you.. and what a waste of time this video really is...

[CanoPinto]

Top Secret! Thx to bring it out., the people need to know the truth.

[cakadokey]

I fucking knew Mr.Foot was a fucking NAZI ! ! ! ! DAMN HIM HE IS UN-AMERICAN ! ! !

[clonecomander100]

shit really sucks

[clonecomander100]

shit really sucks

[randomlaughingman]

How would you like it if we yo-yo'ed you back to Brownsville via David Lynch's next film?

[randomlaughingman]

Zionist goddess-hating fake-jew-pish. If you'd just done what Moses told you, then the Annunaki wouldn't have to come back and kick your dum cracker ass. The Dealy Lama he say, "stop fucking pretending you're Ron, cause that was me as well cracker".

[DracOverLordHaton]

user/zeefuhrerbus

Why weren't you ever a hippie you cokehead cracker fuck? Cause the LSD and the shrooms would have told you better.

[DuffBeerDragon]

Shutup george, just cause you're sore at your crowley-cult parents raising a babalon project anti-christ doesn't mean you can dis us cause your fake s&b version of the templars / teutonic knights / ss put you in the whitehouse.

[Varus79]

Wow. I don't knew that.

My theorie...

The Allied captured the DNA from Bigfoot, mixed it with human DNA and called it George W. Bush,

[CombattRogue]

Hitler and Bigfoot became close.... very Close 3:33 (Master Pice)

Tums up FTW.

[andreasmage]

fake fake fake fake smells like fake i watched this video hoping to see some of the planes tanks rockets that Germany was going to build not this,i bet a 10 years old child wont belive this waste of time

[texasbuddha]

@andreasmage Your IQ goes down about ten points for every time you think you're sharp for calling this fake. You called it fake five times. You might want to wear a helmet and ride the short bus from now on.

[andreasmage]

@texasbuddha hehe

[BATMANTHEREALONE]

BIGFOOT WAS A NAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Phalup]

nice vid how long did it take u to make it?

[texasbuddha]

@Phalup I worked on it in fits and starts on my lunch hour over a few days.

[digitron9500]

***k 

[Norguy77]

w00t! 148 dislikes!

[texasbuddha]

@Norguy77 And probably quite a few are butt-hurt neo-nazis. Mission accomplished!

:)

[N00B283]

hehe it was not hitler there kill kimself it was the monkey thing

[Starfire854]

>NETTES VIDEO ECHT WIE EURE MONDLANDUNG HAHAH

[gerritvangils]

Super nice video.

[squidapuss]

LULZ!

[BladeofSorrow7]

lolz

[Llawliet001]

Nazi Guerrilla Commandos FTW!

[texasbuddha]

@Zxjordan13xZ To learn who your grandmother and grandfather are.

[mobilechief]

Crap I found Himmler at the Taco Bell!

[anura3ds]

OMG is it real ?

[canigetanoorah]

This is excellent! Well done!

[stash970]

You are born idiot man. Idiot is much to pretty word for you. You MORON. How can you publish this fake videos and have people for crazy.

[texasbuddha]

This vid is like a Rorschach inkblot test. The comments you leave say more about who you are than they do about the video.

It is also like flypaper for nazis.

[Poopyfuck]

Whoever made this video YOU GO TO HELL SO I CAN PUNISH YOU FOREVER

[1mezzomix]

This is a fake

[texasbuddha]

@1mezzomix

Thank you Captain Obvious.

Is that your professional opinion as an expert YouTube researcher? What was your first clue?

On behalf of all humanity let me thank you for clearing up any confusion for the folks that thought it was real. You do a real service for people too dumb to know that not everything they see on TV or the internet is true.

[shakattakk]

you've got waaaay too much time in your hands. You should get laid..

[texasbuddha]

@shakattakk

I get laid fairly regularly thanks. I even have kids to prove it.

You should tie your personal self-worth to something more important than your ability to get somebody to provide you with the occasional orgasm. After all, even ugly stupid people get laid. All it means is that somebody else was horny and desperate enough to tolerate your bad breath and BO for a few minutes. Not such an amazing achievement really.

[Puck2442]

@texasbuddha You have children? I doubt it though your wife may have a few. Don't think that's funny. Strange. Your wife giggled when she heard it.

[texasbuddha]

@Puck2442 You know what I think is funny? Slow-witted idiots spending their time trying to figure out how to piss me off because they don't like my youtube videos.

Hilarious.

[Puck2442]

@texasbuddha No time required. The "I've got kids to prove it' crowd are fairly easy to stereotype. Just a standard off the shelf insult yet obviously enough to 'piss you off'. Grow up. You should not care what strangers on the net say. If I were you I'd be more interested in why my wife was still giggling.

[texasbuddha]

@Puck2442 Don't worry yourself Puck. I'm not the least bit concerned about what you think. I find your attempts at trolling amusing in the same semi-sadistic way the primitive part of a person's brain laughs at an America's Funniest Home Videos testicle injury montage. It's comedy watching you fail.

[KillerXify]

So The Movie Hell Boy is True if they were searching for Bigfoot??

[Klappfall]

Was für ein Scheiß !!!

[Breacca]

lol... ihr seid sowas von bescheuert...

[MadHutmacher]

fake

[MrTank116]

lol

[CIASAS1]

Thats awesome!

[MrBEB123]

Apes (Negros) were actually the secret weapon of the U.S.. Put a flying baboon in a better airplane than what the Germans had, have the baboon shoot down the German plane and then claim the baboon is superior to the Germans and therefore National Socialism is an inferior form of Government. the problem is over time we have seen the problems of free baboons and what they do such as their sky high crime rate. So much for liberal theories.

[texasbuddha]

@MrBEB123 If you are so confused as to think this video is about "liberal theories", or that your comment somehow answers these imaginary theories, then you have serious problems that go way beyond your obvious racism and love affair with the Nazis.

[chenicuenca]

very good

[thespooninator]

fukin waste of my time u faggot heil hitler seig heil

[texasbuddha]

I won't waste anymore of your time so you can better use it spanking the monkey to pro-nazi garbage.

[StaffanGoldschmidt]

My friend Kirby has shoesize 52 does that make him a secret weapon?

[heliosium]

The yeti was a communist who defeat to England and became Winston Churchill making a brick wall that serves as a prison for Rudolph Hess, who was also a cousin to Eisenhower.

[Pabl0Gut]

...genious...

[Pahkasika0]

This is so very convincing ^^ :D

[CrazyForCooCooPuffs]

LOL

[chercheurdor1944]

???????

[mythplatypuspwned]

1:57 to 2:09

very funny!

you mixed two videos together!

hahahahahah!

[BigAndTall666]

Quatch!

[jom2ar]

this is funny... handshaking with the yeti!! hahaha

[fliegeroh]

funny

[MrCakePirate]

even though im asian,, i love the nazi!!! the way they dress is awesome!! ^_^

[Toastieboy999]

Hell yeah, i got an SS dress at home, also with the skull hat. :D

[dealermando]

there is a new movie on the block, the life of herr doktor goebbels,

with denzel washington as the doktor.

[2ndSystem]

i LOL'd when i saw this

why did you even take the time to copy and paste a monkey and put it on top of a german soldier?

everyone can see this is crap

[Fleffy11]

retarded

also their are many erros,

i know caUSE i live in germany

[dacamn555]

this is a disgrace to the SS.....

Most of the pictures u used are very famous too.......stupid

[ooogaboooga172]

1:40 the helmet is Luftwaffe, not SS

[heliosium]

No te la crees ni tu; zonzo.

Ademas, por que no haces un video con Churchill o Roosevelt recibiendo ayuda de los Grises? O de Stalin recibiendo ayuda de Satanas?

[ABW941]

Damn funny!

I love it.

But there are a few language-errors:

In german they would say Großfuß-Waffen-SS.

Also there is no german word for reverse enngineering, and the word ausländisch means foreigen and not alien as for Extraterrestrial.

Try "Erforschung ausserirdischer Technologie"

Oh, and they, cause Bigfoots are not really "arian", would call these units "Legion" and they would not be allowed to wear the SS-Runes on their collar.

[godwings101]

@ABW941 this isnt funny at all.......

[ABW941]

@godwings101

Yes I know, but I like to correct such nonsense.

But dont worry, Iam not a nazi, but I deffinitly hang arround to long in Forums about WWII, one of the last discussion was very funny cause nearly everyone of us found out that the cap, worn by the SS-Guy in Inglourious Basterds has never existed in this form.

[kurz7777]

BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO

[Czaendermajer]

wow, never knew that hitler welcomed a black man in the SS (they where not racist at all)▐▐▐

[dave00dance]

lmao 1:43

[TheBossathome]

Billiger Fake!

[GirlsHateMeVeryMuch]

3.49 - HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[texasbuddha]

3:49

[Theris1011]

lol hilarious

[Tweekerhead]

That crazy Hitler will stop at nothing...

Does this mean that Bigfeets are superior race?

[GirlsHateMeVeryMuch]

TRUE!!! TRUE!!! AND VERY TRUE!!! Yes you are right

[bomichu]

I think my foot is bigger than your's, asshole, go to hell.

[WolYou]

Lol! Funny fake. Next time try it with the correct orthografic of "Gross" (groß)

[Fishman6007]

Hitler blows!

[uzzz]

cool done !

[Schmitti1982]

lol

[panzerSSnacker]

SHIT

[phowe001]

Cheesy, very cheesy...Roger Patterson would roll over in his grave if he could see this rubbish...

[texasbuddha]

So the guy that did the original fake would not approve of my fake? Is that what you are saying?

I bet he would love it.

[lothar29]

menuda mierda de montaje,hay que ser gilipollas..XD q tonto ron que eres..jodete mono de mierda!!!!!!

[Talon1994878]

nice photoshop

[Cleoelsa]

Please be carefull using the german language. "GrosserFuß" = Bigfoot is ridiculous, haha! Groß = big, okay. Fuß = foot, okay. But together you must write "großer Fuß" (ß = sz = a sharp sounded "s").

[Bauchnabe]

what a fuck is this?

[ih8palis]

haha that was pretty good.

[ongman1]

lol

[ur124q]

the third reich later shaved the yeti and taught him a few manners. when the end was near for the third reich, the yeti was turned over to the allies who further refined him(her?). we in the USA knew the yeti as BILL CLINTON.

[texasbuddha]

Isn't it about 8 years too late for a Bill Clinton joke?

[ur124q]

mr. texasbuddha, IF it's too late for a bill clinton joke (is it a joke?) after 8 years, surely there is a time limit on third reich jokes after 64 years. enjoyed your video, well done!

[texasbuddha]

Good point.

Glad you liked the vid.

[burningwicky10]

you mean Bush jr, the jeti is bush jr, i mean it is a dead give away he has the brain of a monkey, he raped the usa for hes own profit he made illigal wars for no other reason then too enrich him self

[Gabpopp]

I sense a joke, in you.

[texasbuddha]

Well chief now you're blocked so you don't have to worry about me offending you anymore.

[Gabpopp]

I sense bullshit

[texasbuddha]

Do these incredibly keen senses of yours ever detect parody or comedy?

[saiyanman45]

this is really immature, grow up you faggot

[texasbuddha]

Thanks for the lesson in maturity.

[jasminstarvors]

why do you people spread shit like this.if you lie,lie with a style

[texasbuddha]

Us people? Dude, my video has more style in the opening five seconds than you have probably ever had in your whole gold chain and disco shirt wearing life.

It's a comedy video. If you didn't get it, then the fault is not mine but your own. Humor is a subjective thing. Try making your own video and see how easy it is.

It is a whole lot easier leaving shitty comments bitching about other people's stuff than it is to make your own I guess.

[pimpnamedboss]

xD

lol

lol

lol

xD

[kalantaridis]

r u kiding me? THIS IS THE WORST FUCK-UP MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE!!!man go get a life, and stop busting our balls... My God, do me a favor! did the Bigoot have a radar in his ass, so they could call him when they wanted to?! .i.

[texasbuddha]

Some folks get really worked up about their youtube videos.

[malaikou]

fucking bullshit

[texasbuddha]

Ya think? What was your first clue?

[amin996]

thats so funny

[Fistofmail]

You kiding me this is fake ive seen most of these photos there was no (Bigfoot).

[mardescrap]

It's true!

[RacerX5034]

does bigfoot glow or is it a editing mistake

[texasbuddha]

If you are talking about the circles around Bigfoot, they are to highlight him in case people don't know what they are looking at. He sort of blends into the background in a lot of these old black and white photos.

[RacerX5034]

when you cut the bigfoot footage out of another vid there was a small outline around bigfoot just look.

[texasbuddha]

That is the natural lustrous sheen of Bigfoot's fur.

[mardescrap]

Bigfoot was radioactive. I think they used him as a propulsion engine for their flying saucers.

[dav1d2008]

I FUCK YOU GROS PD. YOU IS IDIOT,STUPID, BITCH. va te branler devant tes films de culs c'est ce que tu doit savoir faire de mieux. quand on ne connait rien à l'histoire on ne s'amuse pas à la baffouer, pauvre con. tu doit faire parti de ceux qui se cachent au fond d'un trou en cas de conflit. tu serais en face de moi je te ferais avalé toutes tes dents. enfant de garce.

[texasbuddha]

I get threats in multiple languages here!

French internet tough guy is going to make me eat my teeth.

[mardescrap]

T'es vraiment une merde. C'est pas surprenant que les francais aient perdu la guerre face a Hitler et son Bigfoot.

[jaejedd]

too many uncut footage of bigfoot ever!!!!

it does exist then.....haha

[capitaine0spaulding]

you is loser, is a big shit. pauvre nul tu n'a aucun cerveaux le mieux pour toi aujourd'huit c'est le sucide.

[CanoPinto]

Actually, there are evidences showing that bigfoot was doblecrossing: it was sending information to both usa and urss.

[jimmyxx3]

Lol your weird.

[daypass69]

crap... why the fuck did some waste my time?

[texasbuddha]

Your time is your own to waste. Nobody tied you down and forced you to watch videos on youtube.

[mardescrap]

The truth had to be told about nazi superweapons and bigfoot was the ultimate thing in the luftwaffe arsenal.

If Germany found a way to mount BigFoot on an A4 rocket, they could have destroyed the USA.

[NitroMike87]

Endlich habt ihr die Warheit entdeckt!

Finally you have discovered the truth!

[seoyounseok]

hey~! you fool~!

there is U.S.A's monkey

I THINK THAT the monkey is your father or mother? hahaha~~!

and monster yeti is your nation's grandfather~! or grandmother~!

hmhahahah~!fufufu~!

[Blaumark]

fuck you, i know the ss went and thought this was real. Very funny, anyway

[kokprop]

i think with that monkey you have put into the movie your trying to tell us that the nazi goes bananas

[forbbbi]

i love the big foot that is so cool

[Lazuotut]

This pretty much sums up what all ufo/yeti/whatever videos are all about :D Nice work

[00Rini]

funny

[RoGu3Kn1ght]

This looks shopped.

I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

[johnthebaptist23]

Haha....this video is hilarious...great visual composition and wicked soundtrack as well...

I give it a 10 out of 10!!

[wartemz]

hehe prob hitler was a monkey too ^^

[Billoni7]

this is fake!!!!!!!!!

[aceinstein]

Very good morphing and picture editing. :)

[CanoPinto]

it isnt fake, i assure you, those are the real pictures.

[Wjeko]

WTF is this Planet of the apes!! LOL

[Pttser]

Mow this is funny¡¡¡¡¡

[fizzelgizzel]

That´s the most ridicolous bullshit I ever watched.

Yes, the Nationalsocialists tried to develop Superweapons, but weapons like nukebombs, plaines which are known as ME-262, tanks like Tiger or Kingtiger, but not a Yeti.

You want to know why I know? I AM a german.

And no, I´m not a Nazi, and no, Hitler is not alive any more, and no, Bigfoot has never been seen in Germany...

Have a nice day Jackasses!!!!

[miguego]

Who is a Jackass? Don´t you understand humour and irony?

[CanoPinto]

yes, they were there, yets from Tibet... that was the reason III Rietch got defeated

[miguego]

I haven't seen anything strange or wrong in this film. I think is not fake.

[shivrajan1]

that was cool.. gud one.. make more contributions like these..

[pchutchawan]

very funny