A-Rod Is A Douche.

[KPrellwitz]

if i have learned anything from this video, it is that A-Rod is a douche.

[heettreet]

a rod is why i never watch the yankees , even though i like the team ,,, jeter is another matter ,, great baseball representative ,,, wish the redsox had him

[MadOldPete]

what's the point of bothering about scoring errors and nitpicking when people like this dickcheese juice up and get away with it? when he was found to have cheated, his home run count should've been wiped clean and he should be forced to start from scratch.

[ktgrl1319]

YES OFCOURSE A ROD IS A DOUCHE CUZ HE ALSO TOOK STERIODS THAT HE GOT SO MANY HOME RUNS THAT YEAR AND HE PROBALY STILL DOES TAKE STERIODS EVEN THOUGH HE SUCKS

[MJVESSIO]

mr .111 - just a single aroid....just a damn single....post seson mess....most overrated player ever

[Metal99Raven]

He will not be a hall of famer.

[bow261]

hot dogs here

[NewToTheLyte]

He doesn't deserve to pass Griffey on the HR list

[MrJayflay]

didnt have to watch this video to know he is a douche

[PolinGuira]

THE BEST A-ROD

[PolinGuira]

A-ROD IS THE BEST OKOKOKOK.STUPID SIMPLE THE BEST THE TRUE IS HEAD IT HAHAHA

[bearmassaro]

@PolinGuira Apparantly, A-rod's a hero to the illiterate also, huh?

[randomhatemail]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO FUCK YOU A ROD YOU PUNK BITCH! at least griffey had class

[PrimaryWPN106]

pitcher shoulda thrown the ball at his head

[rdash2you11]

Agrees, total douche. Not because he left us (Seattle) for more money, that's expected of anyone, but that he said it's because he wanted to go to a winning team! He went to Texas?!?!? He left after the 2000 season. In 2001 the mariners won the most games in MLB history at 116-46, while the Rangers came in 4th at 73-89. It was and always is about the money, PAY-Rod. The next few years we all threw monopoly money onto the field when Texas came and he was batting.

DOUCHE BAG

[xoxokatynxoxox]

and we didnt know that he was a douche?

[cechansler]

this is the problem with players maying hundreds of millions of dollars they believe they are gods. People like Yogi berra, Ernie Banks, and Stand Musial were making about 60,000 a year and they were down to earth guys stan the man actually turned down 100,000 dollars from the mexican baseball league to relocate there. A rod and alot of players in the MLB are overpaid douches

[808darkhands]

A-Rod left Seattle and Texas to get more money.

definitely a douche

[davewebb413]

@808darkhands yeah, because we know you wouldn't take another job offer to make more money.

[flute1234]

@808darkhands Youd be a douche to and so would i

[MrCoal11]

Now he's an illegal poker player. What a liar and a cheat. I've lost all respect, however little it was, for this douche!!!!

[CitizenSmithee]

@MrCoal11 "This is classic Alex Rodriguez," one high-ranking baseball official said Wednesday night, after the commissioner's office announced it will interview A-Rod as part of its investigation into his alleged involvement in illegal high-stakes poker games. "In a lot of ways Alex is no different than Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears."

[cantbackdown123]

@MrCoal11 ikr my whole family hates him but i reallty dont care derek jeter is way better my fave player he gives everyone respect and never ever cheats in baseball if he loses he really dont care

[standgordon]

@MrCoal11 a-fraud is a joke with no roids hes just a avrage player..to think a player like pete rose might not ever get in the hall of fame but these roid users will...baseball sucks since that report came out...my yankees tittles dont mean shit now since we had roid users :(

[CaptHopper123]

im a yankee fan and i agree that arod is a douche

[TDaBAMF1]

arod's not that good anymore..

[grantcummins210]

was this an indians game? the indians are 2legit2quit

[theguy717]

did he hit the catcher with the bat? 0:31

[Midas617]

He's a sellout dominican who wishes he was white...

fuck outta here.. Big Papi.. Fun Down To Earth Lovable Dominicano.. ata la sepa..

[fireott]

@beekid1231

It's right on the line

[beekid1231]

Alex should be declared out becuz his back foot is out of the batters box making it illegal

[JackGeezy85]

alex fraudriguez

[TheMph019]

Gay Rod from Baltimore

[MrPoppy32]

@TheMph019 haha! if only every yankee fan could read your comment

[paintballgenie11]

Hew should have his vagina replaced with justin bieber

[thtkidnick7]

@themaninthemask1 the greatest hitter of all time u obviously dont know shit about baseball forget the steroids part even with steroids hes not the best hitter u fucking dumb ass

[TriCk2o9]

And hes laughing all the way to the bank.

[TheBTD3]

Jeter's awesome.

[paintballgenie11]

It only makes sense cause madoonas his wife

[RBell86403]

After A-Rod left the Seattle Mariners to join the Yankees for more $, we started calling him Pay-Rod.

[themaninthemask1]

why is he a douche because hes the greatest hitter ever?

[CitizenSmithee]

@themaninthemask1

effing cheater. should be banned from baseball.

[22thejew]

@CitizenSmithee a lot of players cheat why should he be banned from baseball? i dont understand why everyone hates him. im biased because im from brooklyn and im a yankee fan, but honestly what sets him apart from plenty of other people that cheat that aren't as hated. maybe he has a little bit of an ego but so do a lot of people. he is undeniably one of the greatest baseball players ever even though he used roids. he was hall of fame before he used them, they just made him superman.

[CitizenSmithee]

@22thejew take a look at all of my commentson this vid, answers most ?'s. your last point is hilarious. yep HOF before roids, superman after. sounds like....Baroid! or Big Mac! are either of those guys in yet? it's worse, imo, if a surefire HoF roids to become a top 5 all-timer than a 4A player who roids to become a HoF'r. everyone hates him, yanks included. got hit v. cle a week ago, went down in a heap, the next day yanks bp guys were imitating rod's act while he was still in the clubhouse...

[poesyfan28]

@themaninthemask1 dude are you blind? that isn't hank aaron standing in the batters box

[sabonater9]

@themaninthemask1 Shut the hell up. You obviously know absolutely nothing about hitting or baseball if you have the stupid misconception that GAYrod is anywhere near the greatest hitter ever. TED WILLIAMS, BABE RUTH, and HANK AARON are the 3 greatest hitters of alltime because they never juiced themselves like A-roid, apart from being 3 of the most feared hitters the game has ever seen. No pitcher now or then wants those three to step in the box against them. Go burn in hell you SKANKee idiot.

[snake2392]

@sabonater9 Through all times......baseball players have cheated but in different ways. You shouldn't be so quick to place those players on pedestals. You seem like a red sox fan.....well that explains your "douchebag" remark towards someone who wasn't even arguing with you.

[dodgers162003]

@themaninthemask1 do I even have to entertain that question, he isn't the best hitter ever

[scarecrowman175]

@themaninthemask1 LOL you can't be serious with that statement? At least I hope you aren't serious.....



[coolkidcater]

@themaninthemask1 wow you clearly don't know anything about baseball.

[Bzapp725]

@themaninthemask1 obviously not the greatest hitter ever

[petepete227]

@themaninthemask1 I'd give him top 30. maybe

[taffe316]

@themaninthemask1 MY ASS HES THE GREATEST HITTER EVER

[Iphoneandmac]

Ive been to a few baseball games and alot of the batters do that to get the weight off of the bat... Regardless totally agreed that A-rod is a D-Bag

[CitizenSmithee]

@Iphoneandmac

and I certainly know that alot of major leaguers do that, but not with the added false bravado that D-Rod brings to the act. that's the whole point of these videos: that this Doucher can make such an everyday, ordinary act so douche-laced. like I've said, the King Midas of DOuche.

[OrenB217]

look at the end, did the ball hit his helmet?

[CitizenSmithee]

@OrenB217

didn't plunk him, but it was definitely a brush-back pitch. i'm serious, Victor didn't appreciate the falseness of the knee tap. you know Rod wants to be friendly with all of the Latino ballplayers and I think it's a safe bet they all think he's a douche.

[CitizenSmithee]

@laziogoalie6

see, that's the thing people haven't understood about this video and really everything rod does; i didn't record these videos expecting to see douche-laced actions but that's exactly what i got.

he is the king midas of douche, anything he touches immediately turns to douche.

[Dllshockk]

arod admitted to juicing, why is he so loved?

[CitizenSmithee]

@laziogoalie6

having trouble linking, but just plug "alex rodriguez" "toronto blue jays" and "pop-up" into google and should be the top hit. it's an ESPN recap and I love how embarrassed Torre and Damon are by Rod's antics, to say nothing about the Toronto response.

[CitizenSmithee]

For All Yankee Fans That Cannot Deal With Reality:

1. Jeter hates him (no matter what he says in the press)

2. swatted the ball out of Arroyo's glove in that playoff game (and looked like a fag doing it)

3. wears purple lipstick, tans shirtless in central park (attention whore, as if he's not in the public eye enough)

[CitizenSmithee]

4. the "i got it" he yelled on that pop-up agaisnt the Jays (broke unwritten rule of baseball--every MLB'er considers him a douche for that.)

5. Jeter is a man, ADouche is a bitch. everything Jeet does is the exact opposite of what Rod would do. the only reason Jeet has put p with that Douche in his clubhouse is because he's a man. if the roles were reversed (Rod's team, Jeter FA) Rod would refuse to play until Jeter was gone because Rod is a douche.

[nerdrocket]

@CitizenSmithee I was at that Jays game. Absolutely FURIOUS. Matt Stairs wanted to knock him out. That would've been sweet justice for Toronto - he was the one canadian on the team at the time.

[CitizenSmithee]

@nerdrocket

Matt Stairs=non-douche

[CitizenSmithee]

6. Douche is a juicer, worse than that, he's a juicer who didn't nearly need to roid up. he would've been a first-ballot, no-doubt-about-it HoF'r without it, now he'll be lucky to get in at all.

7. not a yankee fan, but i respect guys who do it the right way. Rod is not one of those guys. Posada, Jeter, Bernie Williams, Paul O'neil, Matsui; Rod couldn't carry those guy's jock straps. but he'd have their respect if he wasn't a douche.

[CitizenSmithee]

8. and...he's a choker. guy has all the natural ability in the world, worked hard early in his career. then took the big contract, began juicing, couldn't win on his own, went to NYY (an all-star team) and has only won once. a guy of his ability in his situation should have 3 times as many championships and a playoff mvp or two.

9. he's a cheater.

[1228marcus]

wow is it just me or if you pause it at the last second a-roid almost gets naied in the face?

[360GlitchBusters]

i hate A-ROID!

[insanecat1]

you just found this out??

[MrBronco1018]

fuckin hate gay-rod

[Baby48Tough]

He is a cunt rag and most (smart) people know it. This steroid freaks career better be over soon or he'll end up in the latest weirdo scandle...

[kace842]

@aPURPOSELYrandomGUY you do realize the Rangers filed for Bankruptcy this year right? I'm a full blown rangers fan, but they got Cantu, Molina, Guerrero, and Lee, after filing Bankruptcy they kinda did by there team this year.

[dtasteucanc]

omg lol at the end it looked like he got hit in the face with the ball!!!

he deserves it!!!!!

[brennensk8s]

eh ehmm....STEROIDDDDDDS!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DickInABox17]

Great, he's getting closer and closer to Hank Aaron. He's a juicin' douchebag. They should reduce a lot of his homeruns and say: "No homerun record for you!"

[jamesanderson26]

would you still think a-rod was a douch if he was still in seattle?

[CitizenSmithee]

@jamesanderson26

yes. because he still would be.

[mothahen123]

@CitizenSmithee hahahahahaha

[CircaMay85]

@jamesanderson26 Yea he would just be a douche in Seattle...

[fibrillatorD]

1 whole minute to get to the damn plate. you would think he was setting up a 40 ft. putt

[lman3z]

Wanna hit or walk around?

[bettydaw1970]

livelong steroid/hgh user as well..

and lied about it numerous times..

[dpotter79]

His back foot is pretty far out of the batter's box too...

[yankeepunk3000]

I''ve noticed that now most batters dont stay in the batters box. all touch the back or pass the back of the line. I used to umpire alot and both teams had to stay in the box. but i guess major leaguers arent so strict. something ive noticed over the years

[TWEC21]

we really need a video titled A-Rod is a douche to know this? Like it's a surprise?

[extrmefreak21]

finally someone else thinks hes a steroid usin fag

[SkateKid00009]

A-HOLE

[CFJP4LIFE]

i hate alex rodriguez. biggest douche ever.

[760UNDERGROUND]

haha sorry its not a-rod its A-ROID

[rjaya05]

This is hilarious. that pitch looked like it almost smacked him right in the face

[foyboy07]

thats not martinez behind the plate... thats shoppach.

[CitizenSmithee]

yeah, i guess you would know.

i mean, you were obviously at the game... that is, in fact, Victor.

it was Indians HOF weekend and in this game all the players wore #14 to honor Larry Doby.

all Tribe jerseys (in '07) had names on the back, which you'll notice there isn't one.

i checked when the video was taken (aug. 10) checked the Tribe lineup on that date, and found out what i already knew...

you are wrong.

incidentally, ARod is a douche, pt. 2 has Shoppach catching.

[mrwahoo525]

Boston got a great player when they traded for victor they have a ton of leadership with vic and varitek. I wish the Tribe kept that guy

[SuperMariofB]

Now all we need is kids looking up at him and trying to copy him. A rod IS A Douche

[snowboarder5198]

arod likes dick

[xROFLxCOPT3Rx]

its gay-rod , a-roid

[wolfbait74]

Holy crap how long does it take you to get in the batters box LOL

[yankeepunk3000]

@wolfbait74 u should watch Palo Sandoval. thats a show lol

[sciacca110]

@wolfbait74 its the begging of the inning the pitcher was warming up.

[CitizenSmithee]

@wolfbait74  all eyez on me lulz

[mikeweckstein]

@wolfbait74 Hey douchbag to the back of the box... lmao.

[Stupidmustdie]

no guys his name is A-roid

[Truthseekerfinder]

Yeah, like the Roid Sux.

[poloedf]

A rod is a fag

[gun4hire]

I only needed to read the title of the video to rate it a 5

[Bobbifartknocker]

Never liked this guy..He is so into himself.Takes steroids, it's OK because it's him..Very overated..Could never be considered one of the All Time Greats, that would be wrong..He has the ME FActor, the world revolves around him, so he thinks.The Yankee Greats of Yesteryear would eat this plug for breakfast.

[John20E3]

fuck the yankees

[stryker0040]

arod is gay

[mrjs12]

I'm glad the yankees are losing big time with a-fraud. it proves the yankees are a bunch of overpaid losers with a-fraud leading the way. it proves he's a cancer who couldn't carry a little league team. they should instead call him mister hit a homer run when you're up or down 15-0 in april.

[machogamer]

screw the redsox.

[TheDragonPro]

I already knew he was a douche. A-Roid, the most hated player in baseball.

[dgkawlday10]

leisten Wffler dont getr me wrong i hate the yankees but one time there was this proposal to to put sallary caps like in football everyone voted for no salary caps exept for the yankees so i think by spending all this money they're sticking it to the other organizations

[Colin2k41]

Because they have money they are greddy? Red sox do too and i'm 50% Phillies 50% yankees

[jdready2fite]

redsox have money....but they dont give 180 million to one player in hopes he saves them....the build a baseball team with their money...keys players like baldelli and rameirez have really helped thhem this year

[CitizenSmithee]

you're correct, they don't give 180 mil to one player, they give 160 mil to one player...a DECADE ago. Face it, without buying Manny the rouge hos and their nation would STILL be hearing 1918.

[wheresthisshmoo]

They paid Dice K and Scott Boras 50 million just to 'talk'. Red Sox do the same stuff as the yankees, yet people only blame the Yanks. Every player the Yanks have 'bought' were also offered contracts by Boston. Players like Teixeira went to NY because they wanted to play with a universe and not a nation.

[CitizenSmithee]

yeah, so both fanbases are fucking jokes. you're both equally worthless and can't even be considered fans of baseball. were it a level playing field then both teams would be also-ran pieces of shit and neither team would have any fans. same shit, different toilet.

[baseballpro24]

title says it all

fuck the yankees

go braves!!!!!!!!

[GoLeafsGo138015]

i don't like the braves

but yes yankees do suck

[RCProductions64]

hahahaha braves arent that better buddy theyre terriblee

[amoney721]

wait wasnt it about 14 straight nl pennants?

[amoney721]

word

[sportskid68]

fuck u arod you dumb ass dominican whatever the fuck you are

[shortround88]

lol

[FidoX101]

amarican

[flippnbricks2o8]

anyone that sticks needles in their ass to play better baseball is a doucher

[bearcatplaya54]

yankees suck!

[CitizenSmithee]

Where are all the Bankees at now? Joe Torre and half (at least) of that clubhouse agree with me! a-Fraud certainly is a DOUCHE!

[Hockeyevan9992]

Gay-Rod will hit .120 this year.

Fuck the Skankees.

GO SOX!

[CitizenSmithee]

And a proper Fuck You, Yankee Jr. fan

Can't wait to hear that little bitch Epstein whine about the Bankees payroll again this year.

Just like the Skankees, minus all that cumbersome accomplishment.

[nikedunks1313]

yeah sdub08 he was offered like no money from the mariners so they should be mad at the rangers not him. and people say you cant blame johnny damon for taking like 16 mil over 9, arod took like 20 million a year over 9 but he gets called a sellout

[Mafhya11]

y is everyone hating on A-rod u all got to admit that hes one of the best players in baseball

[Killyou300x]

A-Rod? It's more like No-Rod!

[Killyou300x]

I agree No-Rod is a douche!

[samrican07]

nice cleats

[sdub08ballplyr]

A-Rod will be the best player to ever play the game when his career is over. I'm from Seattle and watched him when he was first starting out. Seattle fans hate him for leaving but would you take 250 million dollars if it was offered to you? I would.

[CitizenSmithee]

this question has been answered a couple of times already, but i'll say it again: yes, i understand that he is a great player in this, or any other era. doesn't mean the guy isn't a douche. being a HoF'r doesn't absolve a person from being racist or douchist, see Ty Cobb and AlRod.

I have refered to him as "AFraud", but that is valid looking at his postseason #'s. he'll be a p-off MVP/champ before his career ends, but it shoulda been more. that's how good i think he is.(he's still a douche)

[kel172]

Gay-rod Opps I meant a-rod sucks!

[soldieroffortune7]

I love how when he comes up to bat, the crowd boos him lol.

[jglopez18]

a-rod is the best paleyer of the world

[Brian211978]

love the title...lol

[haroonaftab]

Toronto fans heckle him the best.

[johnshipe]

If he didn't leave so many men on base, he could chase Aaron's RBI record.

[zemlia88]

god dam you idiots he is not a douche u r god dam you idiots

[mgarapic]

He dumped his old lady for a 50-yr old Madonna no less. More money than brains.

[BHSAnimations]

a-rod dosent suck...a guy who's about to break the home run record for a career dosent suck!!!

[CitizenSmithee]

I only meant that he sucks ass as a person. Everything he says and does is phony, EXCEPT hit. First-ballot-no-doubt-about-it guy, but it doesn't make up for the fact that the guy is a douche. (not enough letters left to list all) Hell, that clubhouse still has division in it, granted not as much as when Torre was still there, but things between he and Jeter will never be totally right. Basically, Jeter and Rod are polar opposites: one ALWAYS says and does the right thing, the other NEVER does.

[XxBrandeeBxX]

WELL... I miss the A Rod of the seattle mariners. god what a great team that was. rod, griffey, RJ, Pudge... all in their prime. o and sexson too....

[VariFbby]

a ros is one sexy ass muther fucker, and a greaT baseball player!!!!!

[CitizenSmithee]

He is a Hall of Famer, and that says alot, but the video doesn't lie: every single thing that a-hole does is completely douche-laced. No player IN MAJOR LEAGUE HISTORY can match mr. rod in 'false bravado', the funniest part being he is the last guy in the game that'd need to resort to that. It's a damn shame, really.

[VariFbby]

He's Not A Douche Lol, I Love Him. And Nothng Anyone Says Will Change That lol

GO YANKEE'S!!!

[MPetrovich7]

Mr. Rod should be careful of his back foot

[BigRedMachine007]

I already knew he was a douche when he sold out to Texas turned his back on the Seattle fans that MADE him famous and ended up on a 4th place team every season there. And the fact he want $100 million just to neogiate or whatever it was?

[brownieboy06]

true dat!

[FroggerMan06]

Ps. you did have awesome seats.

[beccabonz626]

he's such an overrated, overpaid piece of shit

[Zprimetymerz]

u had frikin awesome seats yoo

[CitizenSmithee]

not bad, my season ticket last year, good view of homeplate, except for the railing. no fear, made sure my seats this year are unobstructed.