The Book of Mormon (The Musical) - Baptize Me

[CarpeDiem262]

Blowjob?

[asalitur]

As a Jew, I'd like the LDS Church to play this song when they posthumously baptize me without my consent or that of my surviving relatives.

[69MikeHunt1]

i remember the first time i baptized a girl

[craz3killa]

@69MikeHunt1 ;)

[gargentimma]

"bad" word*

[gargentimma]

why are people expecting there to be subtext? it would kind of ruin the show because it would be so obvious, there is only one part where you can mistake the lyrics for blows jobs in "you and me but mostly me" other than that the word blowjob isnt uttered once, though every other word "bad" imaginable is lol

[gargentimma]

@RCRobVlogs Iv seen every episode of sp several times, i know about the whole blowjob subtext thing, its just funny that they only used it once instead of filling up the show with it and making it sound rediculous

[forest3823]

when do i get my blowjob?

[MMLEW95]

Subtext?

[Matironx]

You wanna more, baby?

Hahaahahahaha... Only Trey and Matt can write this!!

[Kain59242]

This is so dirty! Hilarious!! I couldn't stop laughing!!!

[VolatileChemical]

SHE GOT DOUSED BY HEAVENLY FATHUHH

[theJGnetwork]

he gon baptize all on her face :3

[TheStarchasers]

Missionaries can't text....

[cenationofvipers]

Haha this musical is sooo funny wish I saw it :(

[XdisXesXwhyXimXhawtX]

LOVE

[Oodus]

"You want it more, baby?!"

[talabeast]

@rtardbox Did you seriously just go to EVERY single one of these songs and go 'I went to Africa and it wasn't like this!'? You are a whiny pest, sir...

[rtardbox]

take it from a guy who went to his lds mission in africa... this chick sounds WAY more asian than african. her accent is crap.

oh, and the procedure for being baptized is insanely trivialized here to the point of retarded hyperbole

[moonlightshadow1122]

you do know the actress is american so she had to do the accent herself, and baptism is done that way your head gets placed in water, it doesn't matter how the put it!

[thirdsyphon]

@rtardbox Baptism isn't being "insanely trivialized here to the point of retarded hyperbole" in this song. It's being used as a context in which to frame a series of increasingly blasphemous and filthy double entendres, climaxing with the girl's ebullient declaration that she's "wet with salvation." Part of the joke here is that the missionary is so absurdly innocent and naive that he doesn't even notice that there's a sexual undercurrent in the scene. Satire? Maybe, but then, you missed it too.

[tee23en]

@thirdsyphon you schooled him good :D

[Sperith0703]

Hehe I get it, it's like sex except not

[deidrestyle07]

Oh god this is hilarious!!! :)

[beachbummm4]

"And i performed like a chaaammpp!!" great line!



[BroadwayHannah]

and I am about to do it with A GIRL!!!!!!!

[thesegurlzz1234]

This is SO inaproppriate. Baptism is NOTHING like this!

But I must say, this song is HILARIOUS!

just freakisly unrealistic...

[musicianforlife8295]

@thesegurlzz1234 It's a Satire, I don't think it's supposed to be very realistic! (:

[FireDragons42]

I was sold on this show the instant I heard it was in development a while back, and then later when I heard it was a collaboration between Matt and Trey and the folks who wrote the score for Avenue Q I knew instantly that I would have to see this show no matter what. I haven`t yet but this song just confirms how much I need to go.

[shenlon420]

"I'll text you later"

[ItsOnDrDre187umKilla]

God the tickets to this show is soo expensive. BUT I WANNA SEE IT SO BAD!!!

[StanMarshLikesPie]

@ItsOnDrDre187umKilla I know how you feel! XD I'm hopping to save about 600$ for a good seat. :D I wanna see it before 2012 ends... x333

[scorpioninpink]

.,is it baptismal or a scene before sex???

[maddogoo77]

4 people needed to listen a LITTLE longer!

[SESdisciple]

Mission Control Center. Lmao.

[Bleedingxheart182]

I sent this link to my Gf, If being baptized its this intense....I want her to baptize me.

[Taurantia]

@tidusluqi Well that WAS rather the point

[TheMeetic666]

@tidusluqi Captain Obvious reporting for duty !!! You're my hero man !!!

[helencheddar]

3 people need another minute

[NoreenWest92]

you wanted more baby!!

[Leviamost]

2 people do NOT want to baptize her.

[Smartpplz161]

The very end killed me xD "I'll text you later" Oh my God.

[helencheddar]

aw this is actually kinda cute...

[Wuhhhht]

i don't know what it is about this guy's voice, i just love it. when he hits high notes, it sounds weird but good

[Froschsenki]

Hilarious, just hilarious

[musicianforlife8295]

This song made me wet with salvation.... (:

[Rishoutfield]

This is really good stuff. Obviously, millions of other people already know that, but I had no idea until today.

[McDerpDerp]

i baptised myself to this

[cincoosaan]

I find this very easy to baptize too ;)

[verdew8181]

This is hot! 

[xxobrittanyg]

!!!!!!!!!! HAHA.

[Botchtastic]

This reminds me of the South Park 'Christian Rock Hard' episode with all the dirty double-entendres lol.

[kccares]

there is no such missionary control center... but missionary training center

[helenofargos]

@kccares that's the joke :P

[Protomang]

LOL @ She got doused by the Heavenly Father

[apeygirl]

I just baptized her GOOD.

This song is dirty and adorable all at once.

[Salieri1760]

Congrats about the Tony for best musical Trey Parker

[SESdisciple]

I love how Elder Cunningham has a cutesy little guy voice but randomly breaks out into a hard rock tone XD

[lexheartsdance]

mission control center!! haha love it!

[mehdasaur]

Fucking genius. XD

[arrogancy]

I love that "generic musical" deep roll she does at around 2:30, and the followup at 2:48

[TheMarisamoose]

Elder Cunningham is the best!!

[jlreinhardt]

I seriously could listen to this song on replay 24/7!  So funny!!

[loosekanen]

I love this song so much. I'd listen more but my girlfriend will get mad if I don't baptize her before I go to sleep...

[heartbreakjake7]

"Makes my heart kinda flutter like a moth in a cacoon. I can't wait for you to baptize in me soon" LMAO

[Basta11]

we just went all the way!!!

[Zealotta]

He reminds me of the voice of Linguini from Ratatouille :P

[operashic]

after a friend told me she went to see this last week and two rows in front of her was no other than Wolverine, Yes Hugh Jackman!!!!!!!! I'm listening this song with huge grin.... LOL... HOT!!! HOT!!! HOT!!!

[aureliosjc]

A fellow mormon didn´t like it

They took their jobs!

[KneeOJustice]

0:22

HYEAHAHAHA

[joeylondonxo]

I'm wet with salvation....

LMAO

[purplrat]

@joeylondonxo delicious

[pollracker]

this musical seems fricken awesome i want to drive 6 days to see it

[roberthayesfilms]

@pollracker I couldn't imagine how long it would take me to drive to broadway.

.....Australia :/

[peppy619]

is it freak if I get a bit horny hearing this baptize? xD

[MrCivichatchback]

They're so stoned! Love it! Wanna get baptzed again, right after Kenny's memorial service...:-(

[comradepinko]

I'm gonna baptize you SO HARD!

[assweaverproductions]

thumbs up if you wanna baptize a girl now!! xD

[909MarkyMark]

That was AWESOME!

[Contractor815]

Only the South Park guys could make baptism sound so wonderfully dirty.

[PetreyMS]

:)