The Terminator: Arnie and Janitor

[buluxie]

LOL the black guy at the end

[ProjectPangea]

I have seen this movie too many times to count and this scene just gets better every time i see it. I still bust out laughing. 

[daralzand]

FAAK U ASSWHORE

[ChiSportsNut18]

I'll bet the janitor didn't seem all that offended as he was walking away because he was thinking "Oh, I've heard worse". XD

[Rockboy58]

That reply gets me everytime i watch this :D probably the funniest part in the movie.

[SilverbackRon]

I remember seeing this in the theater, and when that giant

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE

popped up covering the screen, the crowd just totally cracked up. It was truly awesome. lol

[suemorphplus2009]

Someone ought to record Arnie's quote and play it to the TSA, seriously, they need to stay off people's junk.

[MalibuCornelius]

I guess that means the real tenant is stinking dead

[EmpireLS56KW]

0:48 God Damn! Walking down the corridor carrying an automatic machinegun LOL

[supaflyjohnson]

I fucking love that Austrian-American bastard.

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

I think this is actually my favorite scene in the movie

[EmpireLS56KW]

Possible (alternative) responses!

Have a nice day asshole.

Fuck you today asshole

Go fuck yourself asshole

Get fucked asshole

Go a fuck a sheep asshole

[EmpireLS56KW]

0:37 I like how the fly just says there without moving a tiny fraction! LOL I guess Terminators smell like shit! LOL

[chernobleman]

@EmpireLS56KW that tissue is rotting lol

[povresito]

hey buddy you got a dead cat there or what? FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!lol i think he captured those lines when he tried to steal the punks clothes on the beggining of the movie,as well he gives that nigga in the hallway gangsta lesssons !!!he goes goddammmnnn!!!!

[TheXenomorph1]

Eh dude, you got a dead cat in there or what? XD

[Johny40Se7en]

Great scene of a great film.

[venomkill666]

This happened at a cheap motel I where I was staying. Except there was a dead cat some guy had in his room

[g17y5wb]

Nightcrow, it is an ACCENT, not a dialect. Are you a fucking moron, or what? Ya got a dead cat in your brain or what? And to all of you semi-literate ass-clowns, blackie says, "GOD day-um", not simply "day-um", but one must listen more closely than you computer addicted losers seem to be able to do. Have a nice fucking day, or I guess you socially developmentally arrested, immature little kids say, "lol."

[trivium5]

hey buddy! you got a dead cat in there or what?

[SpecterReflector]

''daym!'' black catchphrase no.1

[PufferBluntman]

Daaaaym!

[nightcrow90]

Well we all know he says Asshole but it sounds like "Asswhore" cause of his dialect

[Restarea11019V]

how much is his rent ?

[PufferBluntman]

@Restarea11019V One dead body per day.

[Restarea11019V]

Nice, an he is never late on the rent lol

[PsychoTomHoang]

I never understood the purpose of this scene.

[grimmjow94]

out of all the responses he chose to say "Fuck you asshole"

[acenspades]

LOL! that nigga at the end is like "God dayum!!!" LOL!

[Gaos03]

This is easily Arnolds best performance in a film.

[ohhoy]

obviously the terminator response is hilarious, but what about the black guy that yells " god damn" to the sigh of some huge dude walking down the hall with an assault rifle

[HueyRocks23]

I thought this scene was a dream for a while because damn TV cuts it out. Ahhh...good times.

[badturkali]

he says this line in commando aswell

[loltehinternet]

From: Skynet

To: T-101 8VP88

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Your pal,

Skynet

P.S. Made a special response subroutine for ya! Cheers :)

[mugatu5000]

It's soooo funny. He could have just chosen the "Fuck you" response, but it just wouldn't have proved as much of an irritated dismissal without the "asshole" part. I should write this on a sign to hang over my door knob instead of the outdated "Do not disturb"

[TheMorrisseyMan]

@mugatu5000 lol

"do not disturb, assh0le"

[Skynetdefensesystems]

@mugatu5000 You're not implying that the T-800 was irritated by the janitor are you?

[FINN676]

You tell that Congressman...

[roskildahphreak]

Fåkk ju, æshål!! <3

[SpiderFan1962]

I just watched this movie for the first time last night. This was the funniest part in my opinion

[bioansg]

that guy has more hair on his body then Manson on his head

[Strideo1]

He should have chosen "Or what?"

[tetsuyaofdeath]

Haha dude at 0:08 doesn't he kind of look like Marilyn Manson?

[thanapatBBB]

DAmn

[gazoo10]

FUUUUUK YOU!!!

[kenx213]

"God Damn!"

LOL I would say that too if I saw Arnold walking down the hall in the same hotel I am at.

[bert872]

i love that black dude at the end, funny how the terminator seems oblivious to the guy.

[JacobBlakk]

@bert872

Although this comment was made a year ago, these days its obvious that the T-800s eyes are running Kinect technology because of this.

[Chubzdoomer]

@bert872 LOL!!!  "GAWD... DAYUM!"

[xxxilikepotatoechip]

SPAMSPAMSPAM

[ColonelYao47]

Hehe...this is what Albert "The Machine" Pujols should have said in the Sportscenter commercial.

[beesa888]

the GOOD DAMN... is that david chapelle? lol haha it sounds and looks like him!

[zhang2003]

why did he say u got a dead cat in there or what? also where did he pick that leather jacket from, not same from the dude he took it from in beginning scene.

[steve069]

cuz the tissue and eyeball he threw in the sink is probably stinking.

[OldSkooRebel]

The end LOL. God Daymn!

[darkestfugue]

no i was right the first time, this scene is after the police station, your confusing me dude lol

[darkestfugue]

yes your right, it was before the police station scene, duh ive seen it a million times how did i get that wrong, however kyle did not shoot him in the face, the damage was done because he crashed the car into the wall at about 90 miles per hour

[Warmaker01]

The man's comment at 49 seconds has always been a classic for me:

"God DAAMMMNN!!!"

[darkestfugue]

he was riddled with bullets in the police station, although his endoskeleton wasnt damaged his flesh took so many wounds that its not healing, instead its rotting so hes stinking up the room

[ALX775]

this scene is actually before the police station. his eye's wounded because Kyle shot him in the face with shot gun during the chase scene.

[kenjinator]

this scene is after he destroyed the police station. i just watched it last night!

[12TIEMYSHOES]

id b scared as fuck seeing him like that, then again ill b like HOLY SHIT ARNOLDS AT MY HOTEL IM STAYIN AT!!!

[ALX775]

and when he walks past me i'll be like: "god Dammm".

[Sambucacat]

Possible response:

yes or no.

Or What?

Go Away.

Please Come back latter

Fuck you, Asshole

Fuck you

[gearsofMEAT]

he also says that in commando

so fuck you asshole!

[jmr1068204]

What was the janitor smelling? The dead person he killed when he took over the apartment? It had only been a day or something like that. So...how was the janitor smelling anything outside of the door? lol Funny scene, it just doesn't make a lot of sense.

[Duke1839]

Based on the fly that lands on his forehead it is implied that it is either the rotting flesh on his robot skeleton or the flesh he tore off his face and arm in order to repair himself.

[yoshinibble123]

it's probably the dying skin around terminator's bionic eye

[J4ZZH4NDZ]

Pwned.

[DarthJones55]

The black guy at the end is the best part. "God daaaaaaaamn!" LOL.

[Machete87]

i agree. that part is the shit.:)

[Lethys1]

the first time i watched this i allmost pissed my pants of laughing, LITERALLY

[antonyog]

man he got flies on his face!!! that is just plain nasty!!!

[zcm007attack]

its funny the way he says it with that accent.

fawk you asswhore!

[luvchiild]

LOL

[johnnyfoxy]

Do you remember the scene where he kills the first Sarah Connor at her house? What do you think his response would be if she said she wasn't Sarah Connor? "Sorry to have bothered you". "I'll come back later", would he bring flowers with him next time? And he has the ability to say "please" so he can be polite too.

[ALX775]

yeah, he'll probably say: "Fuck you, Asshole. Wheres Sarah Connor?"

[rocksoliddude1]

hey buddy! you got a dead cat in there or what?

[kekeke01]

Copulate with thyself, excretory opening of the alimentary canal.

[plusplusplus03]

PHAWK YOO, OSSHOLE.

LaLaLa

To kikiki02:

LoLz I can imagine Ren Hoek saying

"excretory opening of the alimentary canal,"

with his right index finder pointing up pompously.

Eye think Mr. Janitor would've lost interest after "excretory", though. ^_^ Kepulate!!

[TheRealTradeMark]

God daaaaaaaaaaaaaam

[RagnarThePillager]

The way that sentence sounded... did he try to make it so it sounded "robotic-like" or is it because his accent was so heavy?

[mistamontiel]

Ya..cheesy as fuck if he was serious l0l0l0l I LOVE that California commercial he says YOU'LL BE BACK lmfao ahahah

[Goodwrench12345]

Fuck you, asswhore.

XD

[jcoronaj]

fuck you ASHORRR!! LOL

[zergrushftw]

Lets not forgot about the other funny options, such as "or what?".

[robj200735]

and ugly too

[TheMasterOfMetallica]

he sounds like he says 'fuck you asswhore'

[lawofficers]

I always thought he said that, too. But why it sonds like that, it's because of Arnie's accent, because he's Austrian. That's why it sounds like that.

[beavusesbuthead]

best youtube name ever

[TheMasterOfMetallica]

thanks

[HOTROD74GremlinX]

The bro at the end always gets me with the "GAWWD DAAAAYUUMN" LMAO

[henrymarkstewart10]

funny as hell but without making a fool of the movie!

the aggressive tramp woman says the same thing in total recall when arnie wrestles the important silver suitcase from her at the bottom of some stairs!

[motleycrue779]

this is my favorite part of the terminator

expecially at 0:43

hes looks badass

[superheronumber1]

That's so funny how he's walking down the hallway with that gun ready to use and that guy's like "god damn".

[collegefootballrules]

:22 LMFAO its hella funny when he turns his head

[KingUponMain]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAH

[Demonsword92]

rofl

[jetrainss]

another few more seconds of this clip wen arnies walking down hallway...hes wearing a pair of trainers, and another thing, were does he get his leather jacket from, im a bit confused

[nogginzinc]

use your imagination if its not captured on the film?

he probably took it from a shop/somebody like he does at the beginning.

[xpectz]

a few things are missing from the original script like that and a scene where he steals parts outta a hardware store to make his AR rifle from semi-auto to full auto. Search on google.

[RedGhoast]

LOL/

[123ATOM321]

Even though this is an old movie, this scene is quite frightening. The rotting flesh and Arnold's bulldozer like face makes it scary.

Is the skin rotting, because he was shot so many times and has many large cuts, that the skin cannot heal on its own.

[RhodesLives]

there was supposedly a scene where the terminator eats to regain healthy tissue but was later scrapped by cameron.

[peabody66]

The difference between this movie and T2 is that this terminator can't heal himself and the terminator in T2 can heal himself.

[discoder]

I think the idea is that they can heal unless they're too badly damaged.

[TheMorrisseyMan]

gawd dammmm !!!

[NeurocideVIbeKILLa]

oh lawdy!!! O_O

[IABLCKMAN]

LMBO

[thndrct218]

lol what makes this part so funny is that he had to process the thought, whereas it comes natural to humans lol

[purepoet]

that was funny

[cgrextreme]

what a clip, the endings the best with the man in the corridor!!!

[courts0]

GOD DAAAAMMMMN!

[ImYourClit]

lol-- best scene !

[whocarez]

lol what a nice username

[thndrct218]

yeah that is a legit name, im not gonna lie lol

[y0ungmug]

I decided to watch Terminator again and when that part came up. I laughed so hard. Also, I watched Commando. Man Arnie had some funny ass lines in that one too.

[DPKFOUR7]

:42 :KILL JANITOR:

[legorocks3]

LOL 38 Seconds that looks so fake!

[atti97]

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

[kiwibooth]

the dummy dosnt even look like arnold so random

[newhenpal123]

Not only that but it looks fucking creepy, and it isn't because of the lack of an eye.

[MegaMan632]

Man, its a shame that they don't make movies like this anymore

[teamwounder]

I like the fake fly glued to his forehead. And why does Arnold neglect basic hygiene?

[TXP9]

i used to own a car with the letters FYA on the license plate. the first thing i thought of was this scene, FYA - Fuck You Asshole. if it weren't for that license plate i probably wouldn't have bought that car

[Carcrafter7]

Walks down the hallway with an AR15

Random Black Guy: GAWD DAMN

I love that part.

[chrishorton2k8]

this is so funni lol

[uggla03]

i love this bit so funny

[gergely007]

LOL At least only one good reason of put this screen to the movie, the geeks copied to some modification of RTWC Enemy Territory! Thats great!

[ImYourClit]

noticed, "Fuck you, asshole" , he learned this sentence from the punk at the beginnig...

Arni:"your cloths, give them to me"

Punk: "Fy as..."

[Pandemonium44]

damn it's good! the "fuck you, asshole" sounds so robotic. That's why Arnold is the best terminator.

[Loge1]

LOL :D The computer shows possible responses and chooses the worst. :D

[gregorsaurus]

and then he comes out the room with a bloody big assult rifle ha ha!

[goatseguy]

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[TXP9]

LMFAO so true, but so random

[jtlee891]

Man, the Terminator mask with the metallic eye is UGLY.

[eldo59]

I like how the computer goes possible response and gives him options. LOL

[mopeYo]

Am I the only one ho hears "ass whore" ?:D

[penntuckian]

funniest scene in the movie!!!

[gullfitta]

that guy really knows english...

[betteol]

Freakin hilarious!! :-)

I have the f... you asshole as an smssound on my cellphone.. makes me laugh sometimes.

[LimpBizkitFreak90]

That "F**k you, asshole" sounds in german funiest.

[ybsquare123]

austrian............

[TheTrooper506]

I love the end where he walks past the black guy in the hall and the black guy's like whoah DANGGGGGG

[primeape22]

he just walks throught the hall with an ak like nothing

[ThisIsGonnaBeCool]

its an AR, not an AK. gawd daing!

[theBeanmobile]

ha i love this bit, it must be the best line...

[DynastyDavid]

awesome scene!

[latelixi]

Hehe this rocks

[BNPBloke]

Fucking brilliant!

'Fak you, asshoool.'

[sfan01]

F*** YOU ASSHOLE! This is f***ing funny!

[RottenSinceBirth]

killer!