Swingers Confessional #8

[chocaholicholic]

It's not yesterday yet. WHERE'S MY COOKIE?!?!

[SuperHappyfull]

"if you like this, you'll get a free coockie" *Like* "but that offer expired yesterday" grr...

[JcAaPrOdUcTiOnS]

*LIKE* yay free cookie! NOOOO! IT EXPIRED!

[mikemaz00]

michael jackson did he need help finding little boys

[DJThrilla11]

Chuck Norris Let the Dogs Out

[iWames]

Do you come up with these jokes?

[danielcarter]

@iWames yes

[xxphotogurl28]

do lesbians cut alot of paper, cuz their always scissoring

[xxphotogurl28]

i just got off, on the phone with your mom.

[caoilibieber]

asias listen to amazing music

[aunthayhayshow]

charlestrippy let the dogs out... *mind explodes*

[aunthayhayshow]

"i wonder if sherlock holmes could solve mysteryguitarman?" lmao! xD

[Hotwolv14]

awwwwwwwh i want my cookie...

[KayleeBaby420]

You guys crack me upp !! I posted these videos to my facebook , so you can get more subscribers (:

[camoramax2]

I HIT LIKE BEFORE I WAS TOLD THE OFFER WAS EXPIRED! DAMN IT!

[mayat500]

Jesus let the dogs out..

[stewieikill]

If you press like on this video I will give you a free cookie. But that expired yesterday LOL!!!!!!!!

[ComedyGAK]

ur moms penis

[cat123456789101]

wok and wol

[maddlyon98]

kittie litter



[TheMouseChocolate]

i still want my cooky >:o

[LittoBUbbo]

where do you guys live? like what city

[Natespp11]

OutBackZach i love your videos i watch them every day !!!!!!  STEVE HOLT!!!!

[JonRocks303]

what does he say at :40?

[skinrape]

KNIFE!! OMG i love it

[Brandig3722]

You are so Sexy!

[29048140719408]

you guys should do this while schools goin on...

[FFRrox]

do gay vampires suck more than just blood?

[FooJackit]

Double daneboe all the way across the sky!

[frezblade]

annoying orange reference :3

[ProfesionalCakeEater]

i like turtles

[Merjia]

I love the mystery guitar man one XD

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

I loved the animals adopted pun. AWESOME!

[TheBlack8m]

I think it was the queen... yup the queen let the dogs out

[geraldsonvalme]

I asked a question of when it was coming and WOW U DELIVERED well done

[dragonnick1001]

KNIFE!

[BaneOfXistence4]

Michael Vick let the dogs out.

[oneawesomefreak1]

STEVE HOLT!

[Jambit1987]

I just got back from the Peanut Gallery and they replaced all of Charlie Brown's pictures with Chuck Norris pictures.

[AnnanHildebrandTV]

roflol

[Jambit1987]

I Like Burgers

[hXcshibbygangsta]

The real question is: Can a color blind person play Candy Land?

[linuz011]

This is epic!

[chocaholicholic]

Does Nationwide stay on your side?

[46587985231]

What is Ray William Johnson's Johnson named?

[JulieNicoleSays]

y did i think u guys were on the totally other sides? lol

[pdPOINTnCLICKbq]

I let the dogs out.

[alwaystextback]

@pdPOINTnCLICKbq shame on you!

[TheCrazyButFunGirl]

I wanted a cookie! :(

[Dollfacefromthe56ace]

not even half way through this and liking it. 

[jpmetz]

CHANGE THE HOMEPAGE BACK

WE DON'T WANT OUR SUBSCRIPTIONS ALL IN A HUGE TOWER, WE WANT THEM IN ONE BOX THAT YOU CAN SEE WITH A GLANCE

WE WANT TO SEE AT A GLANCE HOW MANY COMMENTS AND MESSAGES WE HAVE RECEIVED ON THE HOMEPAGE

COPY AND PASTE THIS, SPAM IT EVERY WHERE UNTIL YOUTUBE STOPS TAKING FUNCTIONALITY AWAY FROM IT'S USERS

SPAM THE YOUTUBE HELP FORUM AS WELL

[tpeople]

the stirfry line, was that in reference to stirfrytv by any chance?

[jpmetz]

@tpeople youre a moron

[tpeople]

@jpmetz well my comment was true

[daytripper22]

Hilarious!

[addicted2cows]

i have one!!: if u give someone athletes foot during sex, is it considered an STD?

[pdPOINTnCLICKbq]

@addicted2cows Or:

If I get a [insert disease here] by drinking out of the same cup as someone, is it still an STD?

[addicted2cows]

@pdPOINTnCLICKbq YES!!! tht too :D

[LikeMyMillionthAcc]

OH COME ON THE COOKIE OFFER EXPIRED? I HATE YOU.

[NoNameeBoy]

who let the dogs OUT!? xD

[chocaholicholic]

Because they're always scissoring!!xD

[xRandomShadowManx]

Lmao. Love the Stirfry line here. Great video overall. :)

[mendik3]

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

[cromartiedropout1]

i only liked this video because of steve holt

[bhester927]

chuck norris let the dogs out

[SCOTTaMINUTE]

@RayWilliamJohnson 1 midget + 2 raccoons = 3

[NataliaVoro]

hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahah

this one is soooo funnii

[TheTimTracker]

0:24 ive seen @alwaystextback and @scottkinmartintv do that IRL!!! it was magical!

[pricanci]

dont tell your pets they'll be heart broken lol

[P0YKPAC]

Love those swingers.

[l1lac123]

i am going to subscribe! loved this!!!! <3 i am gonna have to watch all the other swingers confessionals now :)

[Songforabrokenheart]

"Should I tell my pets they're adopted?" lol 

[ptowntrumpet04]

@alwaystextback thank you so much for the Arrested Development reference!

[MovieMob06]

Those had some of the best youtube references, EVER!!!

[bobjenz]

Nice bit dudes! "should I tell my pets they're adopted?" KNIFE! And I clearly let the dogs out... I am an asshole. XD

[silverheart95]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

[alwaystextback]

@silverheart95 LOL! nice!

[ptowntrumpet04]

STEVE HOLT!!!!

[alwaystextback]

@ptowntrumpet04 STEVE HOLT!

[robstorm9000]

@alwaystextback Greatest line ever!

[pdPOINTnCLICKbq]

@alwaystextback HOLT, STEVE!

[Lyz163]

Funny shiznit! And I love Scott's shirt!

[alwaystextback]

@Lyz163 yeah that shirt is so awesome!!

[KiddsockTV]

Groan.... LOL

Oh no! The BUST on StirFry!

[alwaystextback]

@KiddsockTV complete bust!

[Lacksavideocamera4]

YOU DID

[alwaystextback]

@Lacksavideocamera4 busted!

[trashcanFB]

C Montgomery Burns let the dogs out!!

[alwaystextback]

@trashcanFB LOL!

[CTFxC]

hahaha awesome!

[ScottKinmartinTV]

@CTFxC #FTW

[alwaystextback]

@CTFxC #FTW thanks for commenting :)

[lordbedani]

Your Dc shirt rocks!

[alwaystextback]

@lordbedani thanks that's one of my fav shirts!

[rs2baad4u2]

fat boy slim

[danielcarter]

@rs2baad4u2 LOL he probably did!

[danielcarter]

@wdf4life2010 thanks so much!!

[OutbackZack]

Sixty fifth!!!

[danielcarter]

@OutbackZack woo!! OBZ rocks!!

[danielcarter]

ScottKinmartin #FTW !!

[maindishesinteract]

LOL!

[danielcarter]

@maindishesinteract glad you liked it!

[Voldey]

yes! I want to see more swingers! MORE!

[danielcarter]

@Voldey Already filmed the next episode!

[Bethintx1]

The kids let the dogs out ...they think they were born in a #@^* BARN!

[danielcarter]

@Bethintx1 close the door?! LOL

[van11111]

LMAO these still have it, dude!

[danielcarter]

@van11111 thanks so much! More episodes coming!

[NCKyle1980]

Dan, the vampires one made me laugh soooo good I had to pause it and rewind the stirfry joke lol Definitely sharing it just because of that! and the whole ya know white water rafting.... haha

[ScottKinmartinTV]

@NCKyle1980 hahaha thanks! :)

[NCKyle1980]

@ScottKinmartinTV oh don't worry ~~ the plunger one really got me too! I forgot to add that one to the comment from you. :) You're welcome tho thanks for the reply sir.

[danielcarter]

@NCKyle1980 hahaha thanks dude, those are 3 jokes I really like too so I'm glad other people are enjoying them!

[rdt999]

Such brilliant thoughts and questions. I think Michael Vick let the dogs out?

[ScottKinmartinTV]

@rdt999 BRILLIANT!

[danielcarter]

@rdt999 hahaha thanks!

[ADayInTheLifeOfAGirl]

High Five!

[danielcarter]

@ADayInTheLifeOfAGirl *HIGH FIVE!!*

[boomer9168]

I left the damn dogs out sorry 

[danielcarter]

@boomer9168 go get them!

[janayana]

For the last time, I let the dogs out! I'm sorry!

[danielcarter]

@janayana LOL you are forgiven!

[robstorm9000]

STEVE HOLT!

[danielcarter]

@robstorm9000 STEVE HOLT!

[toadenk]

dog catcher got apathetic and he stopped doing his job, and well let the dogs out . . .

[danielcarter]

@toadenk LOL did he get fired?

[PawaVidio]

asain people listen to so much rock and roll

[danielcarter]

@PawaVidio LOL

[LoLoGirl404]

LOL Do more of these with Scott xD

[ScottKinmartinTV]

@LoLoGirl404 thanks! Maybe we will :)

[danielcarter]

@LoLoGirl404 I agree! Scott does great with the Swingers format, he's definitely gifted for comedy!!

[shawnio]

#FTW

[shawnio]

#FTW dude! :)

[danielcarter]

@shawnio thanks so much!! #FTW

[KickAssPunkDrummer]

god. god let the dogs out. he was discontent with the ways of our insolent race.

[danielcarter]

@KickAssPunkDrummer LOL!!

[Loserface751]

This is def one of my favs out of all of the Swingers Confessional.

[ScottKinmartinTV]

@Loserface751 SWEET! :D

[danielcarter]

@Loserface751 me too! I'm so happy with how Scott did, he is hilarious!! And he wrote quite a few of the jokes too!!

[JamesBurnetttv]

sorry i let the dogs out, i couldn't help it i was 10

[danielcarter]

@JamesBurnetttv it's okay! you're forgiven!

[wildcrzyangel]

"i wonder if sherlock Holmes could solve mystery guitar man"

[danielcarter]

@wildcrzyangel haha glad you liked that one!

[maxymomo17]

Michael Vick let the dogs out

[danielcarter]

@maxymomo17 I bet he did! That michael vick!

[uncuthashbrown]

LMAO at the Arrested Development reference

[danielcarter]

@uncuthashbrown thanks Joey, that show rocks!

[ipeeinshowerslol]

lol at the stirfry joke!

[ScottKinmartinTV]

@ipeeinshowerslol ZING!

[danielcarter]

@ipeeinshowerslol LOL thanks!

[givemethemeltdown]

LOL

[danielcarter]

@givemethemeltdown glad you laughed!

[mim194]

STEVE HOLT!

[danielcarter]

@mim194 STEVE HOLT!

[barnboy1990]

LOL funny daniel!

[danielcarter]

@barnboy1990 thanks!

[thatzak]

That stir fry line is hilarious!

[ScottKinmartinTV]

@thatzak Glad you enjoyed! #LOL

[danielcarter]

@thatzak thanks! I'm VERY happy with that line! Scott's delivery is superb!

[PlasmaDude47]

Lol, very funny guys, awesome!

[danielcarter]

@PlasmaDude47 thanks so much!!

[PlasmaDude47]

@danielcarter You're very welcome buddy!

[joycedrake]

Two people missed the LIKE button.

[danielcarter]

@joycedrake 4 now!

[boltofficial]

Bengay let the dogs out!

[danielcarter]

@boltofficial LOL I bet he did!

[thejoint]

Hilarious!

[danielcarter]

@thejoint Thank you!

[danielcarter]

Two people let the dogs out!

[twelthofadime]

Where's my fucking cookie Daniel and Scott? WHERE'S MY FUCKING COOKIE!?

[danielcarter]

@twelthofadime That offer expired yesterday. You sir, are a day late and a dime short.

[ScottKinmartinTV]

I love swingers! ;)

[danielcarter]

@ScottKinmartinTV I love you. Sexually.

[danielcarter]

One person let the dogs out!

[APerfectxSonnet]

Michael Vick let the dogs out.

[danielcarter]

@APerfectxSonnet LMAO!! I bet he did!