"Two Guys"- Fri 8/20/2010 (Wholesome Lane)

[TheDoodlibop]

LOL! xDD

[3liteX]

A litle girl walks up to her mom and says "mommy this boy named jimmy showed me his penis at school!" *mom freaks out* Girl: " it was like a peanut" Mom: wow, was it that small?! Girl:" No it was salty"

[gourgonoubles]

The most funny thing was her face at the end!

[CONKER17]

dont get it

[luigibarqs]

At least the third one was intelligent enough to duck the bar and had fast enough reflexes to react without getting hit by it.

[kix2P]

i thought it was a joke of the day and not lame of the day

[helloTobi40]

im to stupid to understand it T~T

[MatchCard]

@helloTobi40 They ran into a metal bar and the third one dodged the bar (he ducked). Its not bar as in drinks.

[Karll541]

The audio is terrible on all these vids. Get a good mic!

[dranoel1963]

i didnt get is/heard it right

[tomitstube]

it's kind of hard to duck when you're running.

[wompwompWomp1]

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[PuppiePaddle]

ooooh i get it! man..that took like 2 minutes ><

[McDeeViouz]

Anyone else notice the shit stain on the wall behind her?....there is no pun to this....it's no joke!!!

[pianoboy97]

@McDeeViouz It is a joke! HAHA It took me a while, but it is funny I guess.

Two men run into a bar

the third on ducked

She doesn't mean a bar that serves alcohol she means a metal bar!

[Johnhtw]

@pianoboy97 OOOO

[lokallize]

a man says to a police man

man: officer I was G.raped

Officer: don't you mean raped

man: no there was a whole bunch of them

[TheBeanerNinja]

lol 

[mcrChristine1]

gaaad xD

[Mabaals]

Two men ran into a bar, the third ducked. Does it have something to do with ducks? Or Rans, whatever that is? Is it because they were running and one ducked and then ... no. Wait.... I get it! Those two men ran into a BAR! not a drinking bar, but a bar, attached to the wall or something. And the third one ducked, so he wouldn't hit his head! Well, its because you have boobies, or else this vid would suck! Wait a minute... Where is them boobies!

[apalsenberg]

HAHA !!! I finally get it... damn; I am soooo slow.

I actually have a friend who also ran into a bar and broke his glasses.

[mavdj]

its so simple! the third guy ducked, thus not running into said bar.

[mavdj]

two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them was... a salted!!

[dandymcgee]

@mavdj Where did you hear that?? My friend made that joke up, lol.

[lolgurlyyy]

@mavdj HUUUURRR XD

[kevissen]

i dont get it... share ppl!

[lolgurlyyy]

@kevissen they ran into a bar...you know a pole turned side ways n the 3rd ducked XD

[mastikulangan]

@lolgurlyyy Thank you...

[lolgurlyyy]

@mastikulangan oh no problem

[FREAKOboda1009]

@kevissen a bar or post

[kevissen]

@FREAKOboda1009 wat?

[Afrology676]

@kevissen Walked into a BAR! Bar meaning pole.

[DuckShoooes]

how the fuck did this become joke of the day, nobody gets it, IT'S FUCKIN LAME DUDE!!!

[elpadroney]

everyones saying "it took me a while"... well how about u fucking share what it means?

[Sebytro]

awesome :D but next time say the joke a bit more slowly because I didn't understand what you were saying at first :P

[Johnhtw]

i dont get it... did she say the third died? cuz  im kinda slow lol

[133713Dude]

It's the face that made the joke. It took me a while.

[sasmowidjojo]

She's cute but oh so not funny (:

[valetdabess]

i thought she said the third died

[sheridanbucket]

Bah-dump bump

[JadeClone]

Clever

[aveyowyns]

the face she makes when she's waiting for laughs is hilarious...

[tonyshow100]

Well that's about it for me. Where's the UNSUBSCRIBE button?

[kevissen]

@tonyshow100 good 1

[tropicalthunder232]

shmeh

[SomeKrazyDude]

LOL!!!!!

[turkishmade]

i can't understand the last word she says this joke therfore makes no sence and is'nt funny

[SomeKrazyDude]

@turkishmade "2 men run into a bar, the 3rd ducked"

[RobNLynchburgVA]

It took me a while.....and then i got it.......unfortunately......I can do better......There once was a hooker named sue......started filling her pussy with glue.....she said with a grin, if the pay to get in.....they can pat to get out again too......

[vectormessiah]

@RobNLynchburgVA

bahahaha!

[cufan71]

Very FUNNY!!! :-D Took me a second or two, but I got it! :-D

[Joshalots]

what is she saying? The third dies, ducks duds? what?

[apalsenberg]

@Joshalots

it is an old English word that can not be pronounced or spent, but it means... arg, now I have forgotten its meaning... but the joke is pretty funny if you know.

[xevilcookiex]

i get it...o.o

[nickpomata]

sorry i don't get it!

[boomerxxx]

@nickpomata Two dudes run into a bar (an object), the third ducked.