If there's no hole all your doing is just jerking on there underwear and the women are like what are you doing. Being sexy. Well thanks for the wedgie romeo.
@XinGraves13 When I was in middle school, once my mom and I saw this baby at the mall who looked just like one of those Wishnik trolls! I swear to God this baby had the bug eyes, the pug nose, jug-handle ears, and hair that looked like a fright wig! We didn't say anything in the store, but we couldn't wait to get the hell out of there before our teeth exploded from trying not to laugh in this poor mom's face!
The phrase "What are you doing?" can be used in other situations as well. This is a real life story; a guy breaks into a house while the owner of said house (a woman of course) is showering downstairs. She comes up in nothing but a towel and says "What are you doing?", and the guy just shuffles out of the house mumbling apologies. XD
... Although he did pummle an older couple further down the block...
Men are 100 times more witty than women think, but most of our wit comes in the form of insults and sharp comebacks, and a great many of those insults are contradictory to the universal male need to potentially get laid, so we censure ourselves unless were drunk or your ugly and we want to get rid of you.
Think of the money you'll save on prom dresses!! LMFAO
taloncompany4ever 1 month ago
breath, just breath man.
Snakebiteloo 5 months ago
THANKS FOR THE WEDGIE ROMEO!!!!
gunny426plymouth 6 months ago
"Because it didn't go through the SHUT UP filter!!" LMAO
eltickle123 7 months ago 4
huuu ... get off me... i swear to god you broke my back X_X xD
900Meaghan009 7 months ago 2
"she understands that me being a man, I don't possess that gene that tells me when to shut up"
I disagree, women don't know when to shut up
robertbutler714 7 months ago
You could ot drink this baby cute!!!!!! hahahahahah
MultiCAllin 7 months ago 5
You couldnot drink this baby cute!!!!!! hahahahahah
MultiCAllin 7 months ago 4
There's these eyes at the edge of the bed. It's like oooooo nice move there Bill! Geez don't that hurt your back?!?
silvermoonbeamchaser 7 months ago 5
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if we lived in a parallel universe where foxworthy didnt exist, this might be funny & original. pathetic no talent idiot living off of jeffs crumbs.
1skullduggery 8 months ago
If there's no hole all your doing is just jerking on there underwear and the women are like what are you doing. Being sexy. Well thanks for the wedgie romeo.
CorbTheGreat 8 months ago 3
Can you go some more? We got 35 hours to kill LMAO
RockinGuy1994 8 months ago 3
Thanks for the wedgie, Romeo.
sofunnysocute 8 months ago 3
"Haloween mask with legs!" Priceless!!!!
XinGraves13 9 months ago 4
@XinGraves13 When I was in middle school, once my mom and I saw this baby at the mall who looked just like one of those Wishnik trolls! I swear to God this baby had the bug eyes, the pug nose, jug-handle ears, and hair that looked like a fright wig! We didn't say anything in the store, but we couldn't wait to get the hell out of there before our teeth exploded from trying not to laugh in this poor mom's face!
dragondancer1814 4 months ago
god damn hes right 328
bowdean2 9 months ago
marley and me has that moment where the dog is watchin them
LilLWH 10 months ago
"you roll off the bed on to your partner what do you hear? HUH Get off me I swear to god you broke my back"
TheLitafan7 10 months ago 6
" i swear to god you broke my back" LMFAO
wolfergie5 11 months ago 4
"well thanks for the wedgie romeo...you wanna call 911 now? you've popped my hip out of joint."
makes me wonder...whether or not the wedding night of romeo and juliet happened kinda like this too considering they were probably both virgins. lol
apocalypticaluvr 1 year ago 9
"that was a halloween costume with legs" lmfao
elicitrom 1 year ago 7
" Thanks for the wedgy romeo" XDD
Neramichan 1 year ago 7
omg the captions suck danny goes tommorow can we go some more, what in the heck.
720942008 1 year ago 3
youll just be jerking on their underwear, what are you doin!
720942008 1 year ago 5
"Gee don't that hurt your back." lol
720942008 1 year ago 4
Turn Closed Captioning on. LOL!
Bevo2455 1 year ago
XD the eyes at the end of the bed
720942008 1 year ago
Well thanks for the weggy Romeo!
hannahfannahXOXO 1 year ago 3
Sorry... can you go some more? We've still got 35 hours left!
Now that is funny!
nofxer 1 year ago 4
it didn't go through the SHUT UP! filter!
movielady13 1 year ago 11
"What are you doing?"
"Apparently nothing right"
Love4Music94 1 year ago 7
"thanks for the vedgie romeo" xDDDD
MistiquexButterfly 1 year ago 6
I love the part where Bill is comparing real love to sappy romance movies.
StormyElectrode 1 year ago 11
omg my cheeks hurt from laughing... xD
megastr888 1 year ago
@twilightbeauty44 That is such a good line!
WolfkinNorthclaw 1 year ago
*peering eyes* oooooh, nice move there Bill., LMAO! (:
TapoutBlondy 1 year ago 3
geez don't that hurt your back
firestarbluebird88 1 year ago 2
what are you doing...??? being sexy :)!!!! well thx for the weggie romeo!!!!
GregSandersFan 1 year ago 18
" 'Cuz it didn't go through the Shut Up Filter!" lolol! That is funny!
lexicat2 1 year ago 17
FUCKING THATS HORRIBLE, about the ugly baby! lmfao!!!! hahahha
loganfrazier 1 year ago
power to the women :D
TheOriginalKB 1 year ago
Thanks for the wedgie romeo
gregandcady 1 year ago 6
...dog brings it back... !!!!
jaws0atak 2 years ago
The phrase "What are you doing?" can be used in other situations as well. This is a real life story; a guy breaks into a house while the owner of said house (a woman of course) is showering downstairs. She comes up in nothing but a towel and says "What are you doing?", and the guy just shuffles out of the house mumbling apologies. XD
... Although he did pummle an older couple further down the block...
Motomachi 2 years ago 11
Apparently bologna and string cheese isn't a real turn on to a woman. =D
slamsation2012 2 years ago 163
just shut up and look stupied like a guy
MrMasterkong 2 years ago 15
just think of the money you'll save on prom dresses... that made me laugh so hard core... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ha
yourcutewhenyoumoan 2 years ago 19
my dogs do that shit.
seargentmajor0809 2 years ago 4
i hate those love scenes too!!
toshiromaru 2 years ago 10
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watch marley and me
LWHDelta 2 years ago
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dogs are snooty lol
ZombehManifest 2 years ago
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mlmney 2 years ago
i'll fix that broken back! take a trip to vicadin land!
skyedude0709 2 years ago 7
thanks for the wedgie Romeo. LMAO
21brina 2 years ago 7
"think of the money you'll save on prom dresses!" LOL
kseadam8907 2 years ago 13
think of the money youll save on prom dresses
ZombehManifest 2 years ago 9
Can u go on? WE GOT 35 HOURS LEFT TO KILL!!!! I FXCKING LOVE THAT when comedians bring back old jokes. You laugh so much harder.
kingsize127 2 years ago 29
this was before marley and me.
joeblove 2 years ago 9
Dog watching you make love. Marley And Me.
THAT. WAS IN. THE MOVIE!
MagnoliaOnBroadway 2 years ago 3
lmao bologna and string cheese!
SalenaLee123 2 years ago 13
haha bologna and string cheese
MasterAckrovan 2 years ago 11
Men are 100 times more witty than women think, but most of our wit comes in the form of insults and sharp comebacks, and a great many of those insults are contradictory to the universal male need to potentially get laid, so we censure ourselves unless were drunk or your ugly and we want to get rid of you.
81broncoman 2 years ago 20
lol, it is very true.
superactionmoto 2 years ago 4
"The ugliest baby i had ever seen in my entire life, you could not drink this baby cute!!!"
oh my god!!!! He is fucking hilarious!!!
cross666fade 2 years ago 7
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queenme222 2 years ago
Oh My God!!! He is so funny!!!!!
TVLover1995 2 years ago 7
"The 'SHUT-UP!!!' filter."
God, I wanna find that button on my boyfriend's ass! He can NEVER keep his pie-hole SHUT!
Keeby12 2 years ago 6
this was a halloween mask with legs! omg, that was awesome! lol
epsilonomeagabbw 2 years ago 3
"I don't learn"
No Sh*t dude! XD
x0ForeverHate0x 2 years ago 6
thanx for the wedgee romeo
NucoRose 2 years ago 9
Ohhhhhh man that's hilarious.
totallytempo 2 years ago 4