Your art, metaphors, and story telling ability are all equally atrocious, but as terrible as they are, nothing you have done compares to the irreparable damage your poor parenting, insistence upon breastfeeding past a reasonable age, and "unschooling" have done to your children.
So wait, they cant reproduce by themselves, have nothing much to do unless they start a family (That sounds kind of depressing), the only thing to eat is sugary salad growing out of the dirty left hand's of zoop mothers, and this appears to have caused them to become all horribly overweight. No wonder a smarter race enslaved them!
I thought this was wonderful. All the haters, you make as much sense as the haters in this film. Why get angry if someone chooses to nurse their child? I just don't get it, that energy could be used in such a beneficial manner elsewhere.
Wait, "young and old adores the taste" and "potluck parties" based off of the left-hand salads? I hope to God, I'm not inferring something that I'm supposed to?
I was a formula baby... I wouldn't take to my mother and her and the doctors were worried I wasn't getting enough nutrients. My grandmother told me how I'd always fall asleep and she'd have to pinch my toes to make me wake up and then start feeding me as much as she could before I fell asleep again. I was also a C-section baby because my mother could not have natural childbirth with my siblings and I... Hathor must hate the fact that I am alive and well thanks to my mother's love <3
So many idiots. I mean just god damn. This woman honestly believes that home births are less likely to kill your baby, all hospital births are by c-section, and that "love hormones" are a real thing that are emitted during "natural" birth. She thinks that fucking UNSCHOOLING is a good idea.
Hathor should not be allowed near children at all, much less raising some of her own. She should be in a mental institution for the dangerously psychotic.
I love this is. It is a great way of showing how some peoples ideas about breast feeding are wrong. formula is not right, good, or normal. I love breast feeding i love hathor's comics
I'm not going to try to argue against any of this, I honestly have no interest in any of it. My interest lies in the psychological state the creator must have been in. Uploader, if you're reading this, could you possibly help me arrange an interview over email or chat or whatever so maybe I can begin to document it?
wow, i feel dumber. this ham fisted propaganda makes no sense. who were the squimers suppose to be? women in the work place was fought for by feminist, not a group looking for laborers. Jesus, i've been exposed to the works of this artist for the first time today and have seen more than enough to know to go somewhere else for an informed and rational opinion.
Wow, it's someone's first week with Windows video maker isn't it? Man, you should have started off with something a little more open. This is just too subtle
This is the most retarded metaphor for breast-feeding I have ever seen, and Hathor's obsession with breast milk is just weird. I mean, yeah, I know, tits are natural and breast-feeding is good for babies, but why does she feel the need to go on so much about it?
Also-- This is a metaphor for how natural breast-feeding should be, but zoops can only multiply by lying alone on a magic rock? That's worse than the stork myth.
Seriously? SALADS ON THEIR LEFT HANDS? Worst idea ever.
This was awesome :) Very clever and very true! Feel sorry for the snarkers who are probably just cut up that they never got the proper nutrition that they should of.
This was awesome :) Very clever and very true! Feel sorry for the snarkers who are probably just cut up that they never got the proper nutrition that they should of.
Yes, at one time in human history all infants were fed breast milk and nothing but.
We also used to fling shit at each other and live in caves and rape and kill whenever the urge struck. I think that Hathor would find that she wouldn't survive for very long if we were to revert to the "natural way".
But no I'm sure that she's right and all forms of change or invention are just nasty old Squeamers trying to enslave us for their own profit. Problem with this analogy is that we're all "Zoops".
This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Taking this metaphor of breastfeeding vs. bottlefeeding and turning it into this Suessian nightmare, while at the same time talking to your audience like they're a bunch of simpletons really doesn't garner any sort of support.
I mean seriously? Left-hand salad nazis? Whatever narcotics Hathor was on, I'll stay very clear of.
Wow, reading the comments and it's sad that so many zoops are so ignorant about the yummy left hand salad! It might seem that the squeemers have been here!
Infanticide is a necessity in hunter-gatherer cultures.
Remember that when you expound upon your idiot fantasies of a complete technological and cultural reversion (EXCEPT FOR THE INTERNET THOUGH MIRITELOLOLOLOLOL) .
I refuse to listen to a woman who thinks that co-sleeping, breastfeeding her kids until they're freaking adults, and not giving her kids a real education are good ideas.
Boy! That was a waste of 6 minutes of my life. Anyways this shit is stupid. You furries make the worst videos ever. LOL HAY GUYS LETS HAVE OUR OLDER CHILDREN CONTINUE BREAST FEEDING UNTIL THEY ARE 21! No seriously the author needs to stop being so fucking nostialgic.
If they could produce their own food, from their own bodies, why would they have to eat at all? The entire concept of a digestive system would be utterly pointless.
Oh wait, never mind, this is just a shitty breastfeeding analogy.
I wouldn't say you or your friends are the target market for the video. Most 24 year old guys aren't interested, let alone understand a breastfeeding parable. The question is why are you even seeking this video out? To be snarky I suspect.
ABSOLUTELY it is a VERY big deal, you are talking about the difference between feeding your baby a living substance that your baby was physiologically made to eat and a highly processed static dehydrated convenience food that doubles your infants risk of death in the 1st 6 wks of life.
Your comment is exactly the point of this video. Our generation is so used to see babies fed with bottles that we think it´s not only normal but also healthy. It is not, for many reasons, not only physical but also emotional. The pharmaceutical companies have succeeded big in making women believe their crappy products can substitute breastfeeding, even doctors help them tell that to the new mothers honestly seeking advice.
Mmmm... you tell that to mankind before 1950 (boom of bottlefeeding), or better, for 6,000 or more years back, when there were no bottlers to feed babies. Who is being ignorant here?
And, do you not know other ways to make a point different than insulting? Who is being a twat here?
wow did you all just get out of class or something? All these new, completely negative comments make me think that all you folks came from the same place. That's okay 13,000 views can't be wrong. Thanks for helping get the message out.
couldn't care less about hits, so you can have them. The "you" in my previous post was plural. though only hathor would probably get targeted but all depends on how much lulz are to be had
Hathor has got to be one of the most batshit crazy people i've ever heard of. Breastfeeding beyond a certian age is will cause health problems in any child. also many mothers can't get enough nutrients for themselves, let alone enough to have a surplus to pass on to thier infants. Without formula a vast number of newborns would suffer from malutrition.
I am not surprised that a 25 year old is so ill informed. Clearly you misunderstand the entire point of the video. Chalk up another victory for mindless corporate consumerism. Formula has it's place, but we as a society are way out of balance.
First of all your corperate consumerism statement is pretty strawman. Also, age doesn't equal wisdom. i didn't miss the point of the video, I simply think that the logic and philosopy behind it is simplistic flawed and naive at best.
We could do without the ageist comments. Youth may be lacking in wisdom and experience but is not equal to stupidity. I have been breastfeeding for close to four years continulously, I am 21.
jmdenn - go read a book and get some education, so you can stop your poor representation of those of us in our early twenties.
I suggest double checking your info, this is about as inaccurate as you can get. 99% of women can physiologically make more than enough milk for their babies. Breastfeeding until baby weans themself results in an increase of antibodies for the child & reduced risk of cancers & certain diseases for the mother. Breastfeeding DOESN'T cause health problems thats literally to go against nature.
I am one of the mommies who happily rips off my squeamer designed cover up and lets my 14 month old eat his left hand salad anywhere he pleases! YOU ROCK HATHOR!!!!!
Awesome! I've been following Hathor the Cow Goddess since I started nursing my son, 3 years ago this December! She is funny, witty, and sends the message right: breastfeeding is best!
Why did the Zoops HAVE to eat the cube things when their salads disappeared? Why couldn't they just go back to eating whatever it was they ate before they took their nap? And by banning the cubes from being left on the rock, weren't they themselves doing what they accused the aliens of doing: forcing the Zoops to eat what they wanted them to eat?
Or am I just confused because there's a backstory I don't know about?
This story is a parable. Breastfeeding=left hand salad, Zoopoopacubes=formula. Many studies have found that breastfeeding intitiation and duration rates are negatively impacted by free formula. So lactivists are working to get hospitals to quit handing out formula samples. The backlash- lactivists get called boob nazis. HTH
Your art, metaphors, and story telling ability are all equally atrocious, but as terrible as they are, nothing you have done compares to the irreparable damage your poor parenting, insistence upon breastfeeding past a reasonable age, and "unschooling" have done to your children.
LuthianLightbriger 3 weeks ago
breastmilk bread
FaurenLaust 3 weeks ago
All of Hathor's ignorance summed up in one video.
FerretTheFuzzles 6 months ago
Love it! What a gorgeous way of representing the damage formula companies have done to our natural instinct to breastfeed and nurture our babies!
emilygracelove1 9 months ago
I want to go to one of these milk-orgies described in the video.
marudoethiopia 10 months ago 2
Lol
minneflower 10 months ago
The moral of the story is that if you don't feed your babies left hand salad you will become enslaved by pink rectangle aliens.
RossiuWasGod 10 months ago
I think there's a metaphor here, but I'm not sure what it is.
NefariousBshenkd 10 months ago
So wait, they cant reproduce by themselves, have nothing much to do unless they start a family (That sounds kind of depressing), the only thing to eat is sugary salad growing out of the dirty left hand's of zoop mothers, and this appears to have caused them to become all horribly overweight. No wonder a smarter race enslaved them!
miyalana 11 months ago
I thought this was wonderful. All the haters, you make as much sense as the haters in this film. Why get angry if someone chooses to nurse their child? I just don't get it, that energy could be used in such a beneficial manner elsewhere.
BabyEmersonGary 1 year ago
Wait, "young and old adores the taste" and "potluck parties" based off of the left-hand salads? I hope to God, I'm not inferring something that I'm supposed to?
theCrimosnBeard 1 year ago
A long time ago
Average woman's lifespan: 30 years old
Average birth survival rate: 2/5
Fucking Zoops didn't have to worry about that shit, did they?
FoxTrotPenguin 1 year ago
I was a formula baby... I wouldn't take to my mother and her and the doctors were worried I wasn't getting enough nutrients. My grandmother told me how I'd always fall asleep and she'd have to pinch my toes to make me wake up and then start feeding me as much as she could before I fell asleep again. I was also a C-section baby because my mother could not have natural childbirth with my siblings and I... Hathor must hate the fact that I am alive and well thanks to my mother's love <3
ddpl365 1 year ago
This is so fluid and not static
Stavekoff 1 year ago
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There's nothing more disgusting on earth than women like you.
BL3000 1 year ago
So many idiots. I mean just god damn. This woman honestly believes that home births are less likely to kill your baby, all hospital births are by c-section, and that "love hormones" are a real thing that are emitted during "natural" birth. She thinks that fucking UNSCHOOLING is a good idea.
Hathor should not be allowed near children at all, much less raising some of her own. She should be in a mental institution for the dangerously psychotic.
LordShplane 1 year ago
I love this is. It is a great way of showing how some peoples ideas about breast feeding are wrong. formula is not right, good, or normal. I love breast feeding i love hathor's comics
Jackbach 1 year ago 2
I'm not going to try to argue against any of this, I honestly have no interest in any of it. My interest lies in the psychological state the creator must have been in. Uploader, if you're reading this, could you possibly help me arrange an interview over email or chat or whatever so maybe I can begin to document it?
TheMrNamefag 1 year ago
Crazy cunt.
I hope every one of her kids wises up eventually and she ends up estranging all of them from her.
blind51de 1 year ago
The fuck is this?
903153 1 year ago
Lisa Simpson vs pink evil squares?
theleavesoftrees 1 year ago
wow, i feel dumber. this ham fisted propaganda makes no sense. who were the squimers suppose to be? women in the work place was fought for by feminist, not a group looking for laborers. Jesus, i've been exposed to the works of this artist for the first time today and have seen more than enough to know to go somewhere else for an informed and rational opinion.
PsLgod420 1 year ago
This is such a terrible video. You act like there's no possible reason for not breast feeding.
SirHat 1 year ago
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Wow this sucks in so many ways, it hurts.
CptNameless 1 year ago 11
What a giant sack of shit. I'd expect no less from a woman that believes that un-schooling her children is the best way to prepare them for life.
jimjamjoeyjoejoe 1 year ago 4
Women all just need to start laying eggs, you know?
Like platypuses or echidnas.
Big round human eggs.
We'll make human nests and abortion would be easier.
And the only risk in birth would be squatting to high and your egg breaking.
And after 9months your human egg would hatch and you'd have a baby.
The only drawback- NO BELLYBUTTONS.
gopherdude 1 year ago 2
Wow, it's someone's first week with Windows video maker isn't it? Man, you should have started off with something a little more open. This is just too subtle
FoxTrotPenguin 1 year ago
This is the most retarded metaphor for breast-feeding I have ever seen, and Hathor's obsession with breast milk is just weird. I mean, yeah, I know, tits are natural and breast-feeding is good for babies, but why does she feel the need to go on so much about it?
Also-- This is a metaphor for how natural breast-feeding should be, but zoops can only multiply by lying alone on a magic rock? That's worse than the stork myth.
Seriously? SALADS ON THEIR LEFT HANDS? Worst idea ever.
alikat250 1 year ago
it would be better if it actually had rhyme like dr suess
goatbasher 1 year ago
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This was awesome :) Very clever and very true! Feel sorry for the snarkers who are probably just cut up that they never got the proper nutrition that they should of.
Nathanandcarina 1 year ago
This was awesome :) Very clever and very true! Feel sorry for the snarkers who are probably just cut up that they never got the proper nutrition that they should of.
Nathanandcarina 1 year ago
Yes, at one time in human history all infants were fed breast milk and nothing but.
We also used to fling shit at each other and live in caves and rape and kill whenever the urge struck. I think that Hathor would find that she wouldn't survive for very long if we were to revert to the "natural way".
But no I'm sure that she's right and all forms of change or invention are just nasty old Squeamers trying to enslave us for their own profit. Problem with this analogy is that we're all "Zoops".
RabiesBunny 1 year ago
This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Taking this metaphor of breastfeeding vs. bottlefeeding and turning it into this Suessian nightmare, while at the same time talking to your audience like they're a bunch of simpletons really doesn't garner any sort of support.
I mean seriously? Left-hand salad nazis? Whatever narcotics Hathor was on, I'll stay very clear of.
FouCapitan 1 year ago 7
This may well be the most misinformed, misleading piece of shit I've ever seen.
Ganymedeio 1 year ago 2
Wow, reading the comments and it's sad that so many zoops are so ignorant about the yummy left hand salad! It might seem that the squeemers have been here!
I love Hathor, thank you so much for this!
babythebabyslings 1 year ago
Love this and so do my kids! :) Sharing this on fb! I have a lot, A LOT of friends who will get this :)
babythebabyslings 1 year ago
Infanticide is a necessity in hunter-gatherer cultures.
Remember that when you expound upon your idiot fantasies of a complete technological and cultural reversion (EXCEPT FOR THE INTERNET THOUGH MIRITELOLOLOLOLOL) .
Alecslibido 1 year ago
Is she purposely mispronouncing cube as koob? Or is she as dumb as... as she is, I guess?
TimeTravellerDB 1 year ago 2
This is uh, horrible. It's like Dr. Seuss with a hangover after a transorbital lobotomy. Make a new one and add something clever.
PARANOlD 1 year ago
Jesus Christ...
Hathwhore is pure insanity.
nonymousay 2 years ago
I think I'm gonna hurl. Plus the fact that you used a Dr. Seuss makes it even worse. You're a horrible person.
Sinthetic1230 2 years ago
i am patriarchy what is this
EltBerserker 2 years ago 14
oh god wtf!
jaharrm 2 years ago
It's like she is trying way, way too hard to be like Doctor Seuss, except way, way creepier.
OdaNoOwari 2 years ago 2
I refuse to listen to a woman who thinks that co-sleeping, breastfeeding her kids until they're freaking adults, and not giving her kids a real education are good ideas.
RightOnQ 2 years ago 2
Woman, you are crazy. Not just in a "Oh cow lady, you so cra-zay" kind of way. You are literaly insane.
Hexbawks 2 years ago 3
Wait, this is about breastfeeding? I thought this was an organic/conventional food thing?
Either way, it's subtle misinformation, and should be punished with ballgags.
DasaiMontale 2 years ago
Boy! That was a waste of 6 minutes of my life. Anyways this shit is stupid. You furries make the worst videos ever. LOL HAY GUYS LETS HAVE OUR OLDER CHILDREN CONTINUE BREAST FEEDING UNTIL THEY ARE 21! No seriously the author needs to stop being so fucking nostialgic.
Derurasu 2 years ago
If they could produce their own food, from their own bodies, why would they have to eat at all? The entire concept of a digestive system would be utterly pointless.
Oh wait, never mind, this is just a shitty breastfeeding analogy.
Blurns 2 years ago
Zoops was also the title of an early Gumby from 1957. GO to "Gumby intro.."[one such video].
SteveCarras 2 years ago
And the ZOOPS, now that that's been uploaded..
SteveCarras 2 years ago
it's not like women could choose to breastfeed or not before they give birth or anything, cause that'd just be crazy.
wewacian 3 years ago
i dont know anyone who can watch this without laughing about how ridiculous this video is.
Nerdbayne 3 years ago
I wouldn't say you or your friends are the target market for the video. Most 24 year old guys aren't interested, let alone understand a breastfeeding parable. The question is why are you even seeking this video out? To be snarky I suspect.
filmindie 3 years ago
maybe because im a 24 year old net lurking faggot who came across a femanazi cow furry and her shitty YT vid on your page, Mr Snarky
Nerdbayne 3 years ago 4
Is it really that big of a deal if a woman doesn't want to breastfeed her child? Holy Zeus.
ClockworkOlivia 3 years ago 4
ABSOLUTELY it is a VERY big deal, you are talking about the difference between feeding your baby a living substance that your baby was physiologically made to eat and a highly processed static dehydrated convenience food that doubles your infants risk of death in the 1st 6 wks of life.
ottfamily101 2 years ago
Your comment is exactly the point of this video. Our generation is so used to see babies fed with bottles that we think it´s not only normal but also healthy. It is not, for many reasons, not only physical but also emotional. The pharmaceutical companies have succeeded big in making women believe their crappy products can substitute breastfeeding, even doctors help them tell that to the new mothers honestly seeking advice.
Nicttee 2 years ago
@Nicttee tell that to the kids who couldn't digest the mother's milk you ignorant twat.
Sinthetic1230 2 years ago
Mmmm... you tell that to mankind before 1950 (boom of bottlefeeding), or better, for 6,000 or more years back, when there were no bottlers to feed babies. Who is being ignorant here?
And, do you not know other ways to make a point different than insulting? Who is being a twat here?
Nicttee 2 years ago 2
@Sinthetic1230 HAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, who fed you full of that?....If the baby has an Issue with Mums milk a few Diet Changes can help...Babies where DESIGNED to eat breastmilk.
and its a FACT that Babies Die from being fed formula!
Novasmom08 1 year ago
Ooopsss! my comment was a reply to ClockworkOlivia´s comment.
Nicttee 2 years ago
Gross
Rhinn 3 years ago
...
THIS SUCKS.
GorillaRex 3 years ago
is it just me or does this person sounds a bit butthurt.
kirbyfan95 3 years ago
wow did you all just get out of class or something? All these new, completely negative comments make me think that all you folks came from the same place. That's okay 13,000 views can't be wrong. Thanks for helping get the message out.
filmindie 3 years ago
you have no idea who has been watching and laughing at you (not your comics, but you)
lulz
jmdenn 3 years ago
Really? You don't even know me. I'm not Hathor if that what you are thinking. Check out my other post while you're at it I could use the hits.
filmindie 3 years ago
couldn't care less about hits, so you can have them. The "you" in my previous post was plural. though only hathor would probably get targeted but all depends on how much lulz are to be had
jmdenn 3 years ago
@filmindie
Technically that's no way to base opinions, but I'll ignore that fallacy if you could help me arrange this interview.
TheMrNamefag 1 year ago
Dr. Seuss is rolling in his grave. Lovecraft is telling him "I told you so"
lolmythos 3 years ago
Dr. Seuss isn't rolling, DR. FUCKING SEUSS IS RAGING!
GorillaRex 3 years ago
DONT CALL HIM DR. *BEEP*ING SUESS! DR. SUESS IS SPECIAL TO ME! we have the same birthday.... ^-^
lalooluvr 2 years ago
Hathor has got to be one of the most batshit crazy people i've ever heard of. Breastfeeding beyond a certian age is will cause health problems in any child. also many mothers can't get enough nutrients for themselves, let alone enough to have a surplus to pass on to thier infants. Without formula a vast number of newborns would suffer from malutrition.
jmdenn 3 years ago
I am not surprised that a 25 year old is so ill informed. Clearly you misunderstand the entire point of the video. Chalk up another victory for mindless corporate consumerism. Formula has it's place, but we as a society are way out of balance.
filmindie 3 years ago
First of all your corperate consumerism statement is pretty strawman. Also, age doesn't equal wisdom. i didn't miss the point of the video, I simply think that the logic and philosopy behind it is simplistic flawed and naive at best.
jmdenn 3 years ago
We could do without the ageist comments. Youth may be lacking in wisdom and experience but is not equal to stupidity. I have been breastfeeding for close to four years continulously, I am 21.
jmdenn - go read a book and get some education, so you can stop your poor representation of those of us in our early twenties.
MrzKitten 2 years ago
I suggest double checking your info, this is about as inaccurate as you can get. 99% of women can physiologically make more than enough milk for their babies. Breastfeeding until baby weans themself results in an increase of antibodies for the child & reduced risk of cancers & certain diseases for the mother. Breastfeeding DOESN'T cause health problems thats literally to go against nature.
ottfamily101 2 years ago
You are fucking insane.
Maijson 3 years ago
Wooohooo awesome video :) Love it hathor!
MrzKitten 3 years ago
This is awesome! Both my DD and I sat transfixed on the video -- and we had to watch it again! Excellent work, Hathor!
Snoopyness4Ever 3 years ago
I thought it was dumb... but captivating. i liked it in that weird sorta way where if i told others about it... they'd think i was crazy =)
samalopagus 3 years ago
Perfect in every way!
JenevieveTube 4 years ago
That is totally awesome - Congrats on a fantastic analogy and video.
smengla80 4 years ago
zoop sounds uncomfortably close to poop
jammasterjoe1212 4 years ago
EXCELLENT!!!!
I am one of the mommies who happily rips off my squeamer designed cover up and lets my 14 month old eat his left hand salad anywhere he pleases! YOU ROCK HATHOR!!!!!
bazanna 4 years ago
whoot heather... nak!!!
jrojala 4 years ago
Awesome! I've been following Hathor the Cow Goddess since I started nursing my son, 3 years ago this December! She is funny, witty, and sends the message right: breastfeeding is best!
jettssy 4 years ago
hey is this an allegory to breastfeeding confirm/deny?
ctufilms 4 years ago
Not Hathor, but I feel safe in confirming ;)
quartertankofgas 4 years ago
Meant to come and post sooner. LOVED IT!!!
Yippee for the zoops and the left hand salad!
sagansmom34 4 years ago
I love it!!! Yay for left hand salads and breast milk!
strangesttrip 4 years ago
That is absolutely awesome! Thank you so much Heather!
CarrieEffinLee 4 years ago
The Goddess rocks again!!!
Long live the Zoops!!
mbear1976 4 years ago
That is just awesome! My daughters hate eating with covers over their heads, too! ;)
nisa76 4 years ago
Gotta just love Hathor!!
WTG
naturegal30 4 years ago
I'm confused by this story.
Why did the Zoops HAVE to eat the cube things when their salads disappeared? Why couldn't they just go back to eating whatever it was they ate before they took their nap? And by banning the cubes from being left on the rock, weren't they themselves doing what they accused the aliens of doing: forcing the Zoops to eat what they wanted them to eat?
Or am I just confused because there's a backstory I don't know about?
khymera915 4 years ago 2
for khymera915
This story is a parable. Breastfeeding=left hand salad, Zoopoopacubes=formula. Many studies have found that breastfeeding intitiation and duration rates are negatively impacted by free formula. So lactivists are working to get hospitals to quit handing out formula samples. The backlash- lactivists get called boob nazis. HTH
crunchymama25 4 years ago
WOOT-WOOT! Gotta love the Goddess of Moo!
gitasmami07 4 years ago
Yaay! Hathor!!!! Go, Zoops!!
qmelodia 4 years ago
Hathor rocks!
unschool 4 years ago
Huzzah Zoops!
GaiasRose 4 years ago
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
amyphilo 4 years ago
Love it! :D
alystyn 4 years ago
YAY HATHOR! :D :D :D
youtookmynamebiotch 4 years ago