Half-Life 2: Funny Voice Files For Female01 (Citizen) and Vortigaunt

[11and15productions]

When this is all over. The first thin i'm gonna do...is mate! :D

[DewbieHaut]

ive played hl-2 countless times and some of these are new to me!!?

[AFriskyHobo]

Vort: "the freeman must move, the freeman must stand still" lmaooo xD

[01FNG]

GALAMBA GALILIMA 1:26

[MmZR3ACT1oNZ]

2:11 Freeman is a pervert?

[ARC07693]

LOL "Sometimes, I dream about cheese."

[WMan37]

Why does the female character say "I'm not a betting man, BUT the odds are not good" when she isn't even a man? Unless......OH GOD WHY *(Vomits)*

[PatoDuckAnatra]

Vortigaunt = The Freeman is bla... bla... bla...

[SRMTHFGLover1]

Actical Bunch O.O?

[maxint33]

is that zoeys voice actor at the beginning

[Bryantn3]

@maxint33 I don't think so, but it might be.

[MrAsdeer]

@maxint33 U mean Jen Taylor? The same person who voiced Cortana?

[Austinchan077]

@maxint33 yes it is

[justmymage]

Cheese.

[AmunRa1]

The Vort reminds me of this one guy I met in Jamaica who was high as fuck.

[GuitarGuru757]

DIBS ON THE SUIT!

[coolanthony57]

@GuitarGuru757 dibs on crowbar

[Phelan666]

I don't dream anymore, but sometimes I dream about cheese.

[boludovos]

SOmethimes... i dream about cheese

[glennbjarte]

i cant get this tuna out of my head

[donaldlolwut]

The "We bake your weiners" is really "We beg, your welsh."

[Bryantn3]

@donaldlolwut It's actually "We beg your awareness."

[TheDarkLatias950]

SOUNDS LIKE ZOEY IN THE BEGINNING

[Lancer873]

Gotta love how "When this is all over, I'm gonna mate!" is directly followed by "I'm glad there's no kids around to see this."

[FUNNYGUY645]

WTF?!?  2:19

[gordanbadman]

It sounds like Gordon is raping her

[STARCO1231]

@gordanbadman it does

[djd12]

Sounds like L4D Zoey. (Female01)

[Ohdashnine]

HAAAX!!

[S0up3rD0up3r]

1:36 - 1:38 = WIN