Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Grand Opening

[doubledanzaXX]

Rim job!

[TreyandMattFan]

FUCK YOU, YOU CAR WASH CUNT. I HAND A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!!!!!!!!!!

[MsSpanglish]

Carwash cunt brilliant!

[Mmaldera]

Cook! Cook! Jism! Grandma! Coooook!

[chejny]

Best Curb moment ever!

[brooklynman]

pussy pig fucker

[Cannibalization]

Bum, fuck, turd, fart, cunt, piss, shit, bugger, and balls!

[PacerManAl]

I love Larry's expression at the end - he's like: (folds arms) "Finally! Welcome to MY world!"

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

Every time after the dentist I got to the car wash and yell a certain line at people

[thevinternet]

Michael York is a LEGEND!!

[HENI7]

daughter of a whore bitch..

[craiganderson07]

maybe one day I'll get a chance to do something good for somebody like that

[HouseFantastic]

the best show EVER

[europete73]

One of the funniest tv moments ever! No other show could pull this off :)

[Mmaldera]

@europete73

Only "Klovn" (Which is inspired by CYE, anyway) :p

[corkfield1]

fellatio,cullingius,french kissing.......rim job....

[foxchool]

Fuck you, you carwash cunt! I had a dental appointment!!!!

[drewby6789]

FUCK YOU!  YOU CAR WASH CUNT!

[markdeveney]

Jeff's shrug kills me everytime!

Americans still can't use 'cunt' as good as Londoners....you fackin caaaaaaant!

[jice12]

Boy cock! Girl cock! E I E I O!

[SwordInAir]

Cock. COCK! JISM! GRANDMA! COCK!!!!

[jcfs123]

Why does Jeff mention Grandma?...

[ChristoffGp4gP]

Possibly the funniest scene ever!

[GregTheLeg86]

At 1:23 it's Dee from Always Sunny

[tracer740]

The timing of Suzie's entrance following Cheryl's line was perfection in comedy!

[kingericni]

Lol

[brooklynman]

One of the must brilliant scenes ever created for TV. Only HBO and the brilliant & twisted mind of Larry David could make this a true reality! Fuck you car wash cunt, I had a dental appointment.

[wowPenguinfeet]

prettay, prettay, prettay funny.

[MrScottLi]

GRANDMA!

[EmmaRose473]

Definitely one of the best scenes ever...

[jhein1992]

this might be the greatest scene in the history of television...i love larrys dad shmuck, putz, tuchus licker

[jhein1992]

this might be the greatest scene in the history of television

[jjmomusic]

BEST SEASON FINALE EVER!

[MusicJew158]

boy cock girl cock eieio is the best

[geogodley]

imagine the casting call tourettes audition

[geogodley]

why dont they do that at the stuffy oscars

[BR0OKLYNNNN]

best. show. ever.

[peterg7707]

FRENCH KISSING....... rimjob

[S0NNNN]

rimjob, ahahahaaha

[1980Jonno]

joyful!

[notnek011]

My favourite ever comedy scene.

[marketh2]

Press 3 and 4 for:

"COCK" "AND BALLS!"

[TheRandyChimp]

@marketh2 I did that for 3 minutes straight. Thank you!

[BruinsBrawler603]

COCK!!!! COCK!!!! JISM! GRAMMA! COCK!!!!!!!!

[brighterwest]

what the hell does larrys dad say?

[MrglsJon]

@brighterwest He says Putz, schmuck ( both yiddish slang for penis) and tuchus leker (ass kisser)

[tigger23123]

i love hbo and curb

the fact larry can have people saying cunt <3

[cwinig]

I'm gonna try this tonight at Chilis!

[colbdaman11]

@cwinig did it work

[ntm25]

Sounds like my family reunion.

[Qdrum803]

when the old lady said Piss I almost passed out

[Qdrum803]

Im gonna start saying "carwash Cunt" from now on

[RaouleDuke9]

I saw this for the first time just the other day. I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard. Funniest scene ever!!!

[b3dhm]

i didn't see this coming lol ..

the only time it goes well for larry !

[DavKellar]

Michael fucking York is the man!!!

[SOIAx11x]

Love this part...

[saveme2000]

i love how he says it and then puts pepper on the food like nothing happpend lol

[lilHippo]

nigger nigger nigger i say it 100 times every morning makes my teeth white

[animal355]

Spread the word this needs more views, copy and paste this link, we need more laughs and this never fails to make me roar!

[COMMANDRofAWESUM]

michael york is the best .... "AND BALLS"

[azurenscens]

oh my god. not only do they take advantage of having no limits (since it's on HBO) but it's one of my favorite season finales of all time.

[KwajGecko]

OMG! I would have loved to been on the set when this was being filmed!!!

[munkdo3]

O.O

[ParakeetPlace]

Boy cock girl cock E - I - E - I - OH !!

[Owen1818]

Best finale of all time.

[DontTestMeBeezy]

cunnilingus French kissing........ rim-job..

[DontTestMeBeezy]

buggar, AND BALLS

[Konformation07]

how does this not have more views?

[scullyy]

boy cock girl cock!

[ricey23]

0:04-0:08 describes the 27 dislikers perfectly

[ChUmBaWaMbA31]

Where do you get it uncensored? I hate how it skips half the damn insults on TV Guide.

[theoriginalmc]

bum. fuck. turd. fart.

[ShivDes123]

Pussy pig fucker!

[nickb0226]

Best finale ever.

[seejaz]

the fat dude who said rimjob has a very filthy mind lol

[mrcrymnd]

0:53

[andrismks]

who is the guy swearing at 0:40?

[SwingRiots]

@andrismks Michael York.

[TheNikkonish]

I could watch this all night!

[nbachmann]

The best part is that she is a carwash cunt.

[mmartini50]

"...and BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[ch7298]

funny shit

[zero46t]

fellatio cunnilingus french kissing! Rim Job!!!

[LiveLoveLaugh2112]

boy cock girl cock EIEIO!!!!

[ultrakool]

fellatio, cunnilingus, french-kissing.....rim-job!?!

ahahahahahaha

[phemohilia]

Awesome!!!!!



[ugnsotsm57]

What do U say 2 that! LOL

[gmsyd]

Larry David is the greatest comedic mind alive today

[crompton33001]

Brilliant!!!!

[YBRIKJD]

Rimjob!! ......thats pure an utter Quality

[WNF]

one of the best moments (and episodes) of television I've ever seen. Larry David is a comedic genius. fucking brilliant!

and it's nice to see him get one in his favour every once in a while.

[southsydney]

this was actually pretty sweet

[mangobongo]

This is the funniest thing ever.

[kerbio82]

I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!!!

[adamisalamb]

LOLZ!!!!

[StBlackman]

Boy Cock Girl Cock ei ei o cracks me up everytime, Jeffs is also brilliant

[relazar]

Jeff is the best

[Mmaldera]

I  nearly died laughing when watching this on Danish TV yesterday :D

[ImahGoer]

Saw this last night - fucking brilliant LMAO !!

[shimyshimyyea]

no man. When he got a blow job from his wife in the car. Greatness!

[p1nkAcid]

and is this the only episode where Larry is happy with the outcome?

[p1nkAcid]

insanely excellent the carwash cunt alliteration is amazing... i have woken up in the night and just started laughing

[vindoshi]

The best fucking ending ever to a season! What a motherfucking classic :-D Larry-Fucking-David, you bitch of a genius!

[BilbyGirl]

Which season is this from????

[BetterTasteThanU]

from the mind of a true lunatic

[Drungmus]

"Ya goddamn motherfuckin' bitch!"

[HuellsJewels]

I'm Spartacus!

[mcconnachiea]

Way to turn a posh restaurant into a fried chicken shop.

;D

[calumjlindsay]

boy cock girl cock e-i-e-i-o

[sweetmelissa9978]

My 2nd favorite.... right after the Manger Scene and the pubic hair!

[poptasticx911]

fuck you you car wash cunt!

[krazylegs82]

0:48

1:16

[Boaal]

"fuck you carwash cunt!" - best insult ever?

[circusfreak777]

@Boaal best show ever, period, end of story!

[rake667]

@Boaal Come to Romania! You'll be amazed

[sellick666]

AHAHAHHA i just watched this on DVD. i rofled hard.

[Bojoxz52]

1:28

1:18

WIN

[tonofpoo]

the greatest comedy of all time and the greatest season ending.

[Grimpus1972]

You have spoken the truth.

[burgersforreal]

...how many owners are there for just that ONE restaurant???

[Krowsnose]

they're not owners just investors. it was the grand opening of the restaurant so why wouldn't they be there..

[carlosmnyc]

Cock

Cock

Jism

Grandma

Cock!

[12scissorhands12]

ROFL!

funniest show ever hahaha

[gazmetal]

"Fuck you, you car wash cunt! "

Ha ha haaaa!

[ChooseFender]

BUGER!!! AND BALLS!!!

[CazK88]

CAR WASH CUNT! LOL...!

[triplejable]

One of the funniest scenes I've ever seen in a comedy, bar none.

[ChristainPatriot01]

Everybody watch your fucking languich,lol.

[phillyeagles217]

COCK!

[AP93Playa]

one of the most epic shows ever

[DREDDx99]

fuck u you god dam mother fucking bitch

[Deadman6990]

Michael York owns. "AND BALLS!"

[aftermathfool]

I think the part with Cheryl and Susie is even more hilarious because of what was happening throughout the episode.

[aftermathfool]

this scene is lengendary

[leenbean81]

I think out of all the scenes from every episode of this show, this one scene made me laugh the hardest! LOL

[Sebastian8701]

"You god-damed mutherfucking bitch." lol cherly is soo hot

[GrandJediMaster7860]

Hahahaha!!!! OMG! Brilliant :D

[rockstar11321]

cheryl is hott xD

[rockstar11321]

ROFLMAOOOOO!!!

[ZacO8965]

I love it when Cheryl swears and Susie walks in. Two hot chicks.

So funny. Best show on tv.

[ibreakkidslegs]

pardon me but susie is fuckin nasty

[SanguineIllusion]

She has her moments.

[GlenGamble]

BOY COCK, GIRL COCK-EI EY EI EY OH!

Classic!

[RobertPPino]

COCK

COCK

JIZM

GRANDMA

COCK

[vagtastic222]

the boycott thing is retarded but the funniest statement

[MomentsReprive]

Boycock, girlcock yi ai yi ai oh*

[classicman666]

Nice

[iCoflin]

When that guy goes "Boy cock, Girl cock, ey I ey I, oh"

I lose my shit everytime.

[icumblood35]

this is so crazy when youre high

[NICXNTA]

haha i love youtube theres the people who sit there and have tubeing fights then theres the others who are just rofling

[Bordy77]

totally agree hahahaha

[silentassultsquad]

i agree to but theres also the pedobears dun forget those COCK SUCKERS

xD

[YouFoolWarrenIsDead]

Has anyone ever tried this in a restaurant?

[spin204]

boy cock girl cock eee i ee i ooooh

[bladesman123]

rimjob

[chesterlover4eva]

Marie or LiberalDemocrat83 user

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[chesterlover4eva]

Marie or LiberalDemocrat83 user

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In fact i can say for certain, that you posted a rude comment on my channel, not because it was boring, you did it because you didnt like my political agenda. Well i also find your channel to be distasteful, and your background is way too distracting, havent you heard less is more :) doesnt it hurt your eyes looking at it?

[Hambidosvinet]

funny :) it also have a point, a community that totaly oppressive all feelings are always gonna blow in one way or another.

[DevilRebellion]

scumsucking mother fucking whore

cock cock jizzm grandma cock!

[KleWdSide]

Fuck, turd.. fart!

[deezvids]

"Fuck you, ya carwash cunt!"

I <3 Susie!!  xD

[babytree1982]

Finally Larry saves the day without it backfiring on him LOL...one of the best scenes for Season 3

[skank3000]

thie show is brilliant writing! genius...

[greatgames145]

scum sucking mother fucking whore cock cock jism cock grandma COCK!

[mackfeck]

fuckhead asshole sonofabitch.

carwash cunt

luv it all.

[lundell1]

Fuck, shit, ass, titty, mother, bitch, my pussy, butthole, Barbera Streisand!

[ridedapine]

Car wash c..t! LOL!! :)

[jblade2112]

Boy cock girl cock E I E I O

[colbyjsmith]

genius.

[Shadow9392]

Jism!  Grandma! Cock!

[abrod77]

fart, cunt, piss, shit, bugger, and BALLS!!

[Sangiath]

Larry was actually pretty cool, doing that.

[shooterinthedark]

...Rimjob!

LD must've fallen off his chair laughing when he wrote this stuff. Fantastic quality entertainment.

[prettydirty47]

fuck you, you car wash CUNT!

[oxfordruse]

Undoubtedly the BEST, most rewarding scene in CYE there has EVER been.

The entire season had been leading up to this, and in fewer than two minutes, it becomes a cursing crescendo that epitomizes the sensibilities of this show.

An absolutely amazing scene that encapsulates how stuck up our own asses we are about language and being overly sensitive. Cunts!

[abrod77]

Well put!

[mackfeck]

again, thank you, fuckin funny cunts

[mackfeck]

cunt wont let me post