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  • I believe this

  • they always place the package on my doorstep knock then run cuz when i open the door right after they knock they are already driving away

  • work 9am-5pm, pick up times for package between 9am-5pm...

  • story of my life..

  • They forgot to throw it over the fence

  • i have friends that work there, u should do one about how the handle packages,lol

  • it would have been mad dope if he was smoking a fat cigar at the end while laughing

  • Too funny. XD

  • They don't ever knock because they'd have to wait for you to come to the door. Drivers don't go home until the truck is empty. That's why you always see them hustling. I worked for UPS and they do throw stuff because the insurance will cover breakage and besides, it's fun!

  • @clockguy2 If I worked for UPS I'd just drive home and dump all the packages in my garage.

  • @4795623 jail

  • anyone notice the epicmealtime music at the end?

  • what's funny is that i work at UPS and we actually just throw packages and step on them

  • @Captflint5 On behalf of all of us... Fuck you.

  • @Captflint5 Its so true worked there a few years ago. Its funny droping a package full of bolts or nuts and hearing it break open on the belts/slides

  • I was at the grocery store down the street where I live. I saw the truck stop in front my house when I was paying. I run out the stop with my groceries flying out of the bag. I yell "STOP" and truck truck just peels out.

  • Based on MANY true stories...

  • I'm in Australia, so we don't have UPS, but I once got a 'we tried to ring' notice while my front door was open and I was in the room next to that door -without any music playing or anything. The package was big, I rekon the dude just didn't want to haul it to my door...

  • Streeter's laugh makes this video.

  • FedEx should have paid collegehumor for this one.

  • Class at 6pm. Wait until 5:50pm to leave house waiting for Package. Look online. "Attempted delivery at 5:55pm".....

  • anyone see the UPS channel in recommended? why do the need 261 videos?lol

  • @OutstandinMediocracy thats logistics...

  • i video taped them once and they actually use that three knocks thing >.>

  • Based on a True Story...

  • UPS has got to be like this I left went down the street went back and that fucking note was there

  • UPS claims I wasn't available for delivery...bullshit...BULLSHIT­...I've been home all day and awake since 7 am, didn't even use the bathroom or take a shower, THIS VIDEO IS REAL

  • @nointro God, looking back at that comment I look like a total idiot.

    Sorry about that.

  • I just experienced this... Came to this video just to say that UPS is full of shit.... fucking assholes...

  • Omfg this is so true lol

  • trollllllin

  • this actually happened to me... fml

  • not shit men, FEDEX LEFT PACKAGE ON FRONT DOOR UNATTENDED in apartments . UPS WOULD NEVER DO THAT on the same conditions.

  • That shirt he wears a collar microphone-less microphone. Look closely, there's nothing there but cloth but his messages are still being sent to HQ

  • the ups just drops em off at your house.... at least they do where i live

  • @teh117 they do it for items that are over a certain amount or something. Like we had to sign for a computer but not for some clothes

  • @Baseballplayinty meh i always liked the ups

  • It's more like stuffing them in rocket launchers and shooting them at your front doors nowadays.

  • @GleamAndGlimmer

    And then charging you some outrageous fees.

  • @GleamAndGlimmer your package landed on your front door? you lucky fuck...

  • God damn! That laugh is the best.

  • ...Why?!?

  • EPIC MEAL TIME 0:56

  • @8maxthemax8 its the music!

  • UPS always just leaves my stuff at the door... I've never had this problem.Shit Ex is another story...

  • did anyone else notice the epic meal time music at the end?

  • all shipping companies suck ass XD

  • Epic meal time song

  • one time I was home sick, so if they fucking came I would have heard them, and then when my sister comes in from school she says "Oh this was stuck on the door for you" >:(

  • @SillyNerdify Man I had Royal Mail do that to me. It's even worst when they leave my parcels with my neighbours without leaving me a notification of any sort and then my neighbour comes by like 2 weeks later.

  • * yawn *

  • dem boys...makin me hard on again

  • lol so true. I used to be a driver helper and thats all we did. Run drop package run back to truck.

  • ...MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

  • oh yea, we used DHL over here. they delivered at the wrong time, to the wrong place to the wrong person and somehow the package still got where it was supposed to.

  • True story! My security cameras has caught something resembles the same scenario T_T! 

  • ups is sending thousands of jobs overseas so the spoiled execs can reward themselves with bigger bonuses.

  • FU%$ ups!!! instead of leaving a note they freaking put the box behind a bush next to the garage!!

  • Why pick on UPS? They're by far the best one out there...

  • music from EpicMealTime

  • HOLY SHIT. it just fucking happened. i was out for 3 minutes.

  • i got first attempt and they said they will come 2pm to 5 pm

    i waited from 12 till 5.30

    my sis came home first and got the ticket at 6pm

    now they said they will come tomorrow but they check all the time options

    which means i have to wait all day

    F*CKING A**HOLES

    - true story

  • lol CoD music

  • I never had problem with UPS.

  • ups has never done this to me, it was always fedex

  • I live in an apartment, they drop it off at the office AND THEN THE OFFICE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS OUT!!!!

  • Gotta love when they knock, don't give you a full minute to walk to the door, then you see them drive away! (-.-)

  • UPS just leaves it at my door. Problem is, I live in a bad neighborhood and I usually order expensive things. :|

  • the worst ones are the ones that leave your shit in front of the door just so ppl can just rob you

  • Tax Money well spent.

  • @MrYoago thats the USPS not UPS, retard.

  • Ive had UPS leave those notes when I was home. With Fedex, the stuffs usually fk'd up but I get it...

  • lol at least they left a note... last time they delivered a 1500$ worth package and just left it there... in front of my door... i was out of the city for a week... good thing my neighbor took it for me... yep, assholes

  • +1 for epicmealtime music ending

  • @frollard its actually Video CoPilot's Pro Scores. Everyone uses that.

  • @TheOriginalNightHawk True, but it's been made unmistakable in this last year :D Great stuff!

  • @frollard Lol. My friends in LA work with the sauce bawss and he sent me a personal video its so funny

  • Top comment used UPC not UPS..... ??????

  • Happened to me today...

  • loved his laugh at the end of the video. LOL

  • true

  • these fuckin cunts gave me a 42 euro bill TWICE!!! from ordering stuff from the US that only cost 200 dollars. fuck UPS UP THEIR ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

  • this. is. so. true.

  • you know, this actually happened to my girlfriend 2 months ago.

  • so what's the UPS propuse?

  • @volikoto United Postal Service; Google, brah.

  • @Awkwardgesundheit United Parcel Service dipshit.

  • @Jbreed2011 I love it when people do this; do you feel "smarter" now? Do you want a Golden Star, Little Boy?

  • UPS is much better than FedEx. I don't recall ever actually having any trouble with UPS. Some FedEx packages I've received have looked as if they were mauled by a bear though.

  • @julianwelton Fedex drivers are contacted, where as UPS drivers are employees.

  • @julianwelton lol u didnt know about the fed ex bear that sneaks onto the trucks? Ya just do ups or usps

  • @julianwelton Oh i'm sorry, i ordered a bear once and asked FedEx to deliver it, and it got loose...

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  • @AssKicker411 You bastard! When I opened the package there was hardly anything left of my grandmothers ashes!

  • The best part is Streeter's epic laugh!

  • Ahahahaha at the end.. LOL

  • ups is smarter than other fucking delivery

    i send people things through ups only

  • Those magnificent bastards...

  • so thats what happened... yep i believe it

  • UPS delivered a 46" Flat screen and just left it on the porch, this never happens to me

  • what's the point in that thermal imaging if it didn't allow them to see her through anything, and why did the entire cars temperature immediately reach the point where it showed up too?

  • @noregrets92 Because It's funny.

  • @aarzon7694

    it could have still been funny if they'd done it right, it wasn't those things that made me laugh at the video.

  • I was on my last video 3 hours ago. Why is this so gosh damn addictive?!

  • @benbbxc I feel you lol

  • so true... even over here in germany

  • EMT Music at the end <3

  • Just leave that shit on the porch, you fucknugget!

  • UPS = government paid. meaning they can provide a shitty service but still get paid.

    FedEx = it's own cooperation. meaning they can only get paid by consumers if they have good service.

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  • @BboyLancelot2 You're thinking of USPS, not UPS

  • @BboyLancelot2 UPS and USPS are completely different companies. USPS is the United States Postal Service while UPS is the United Postal Service. Obviously one if owned the the US and one is it's own company.

  • oh...

  • LOL - This is so like DHL!

    I had to arrange another delivery - stayed in all day the next day...

  • so this is how they do it

  • I hate UPS. They never use GPS, maps, and you had better have signature confirmation or they will drop it off wherever they feel like it (at least locally). I only use them if I am forced to.

  • epicmealtime music?

  • They just leave shit on my porch.

  • Yea i ordered a gift for christmas for ups expedited shipping (1-3 days) but it means it will be shipped in 1-3 days but will be delivered in like 5

  • this just happened to me today

  • well i work for UPC and were not aloud to comment on this matter..just kidding i am a secret agent pretending to work for UPC so they will trust me and i can infiltrate in their secret organisation..just kidding i am an evil genius pretending to be a secret agent that is pretending to be a UPC worker so the other secret agents will trust me and i can get them all in one place and kill them..just kidding i am a fat guy that works for UPC and am distracting you right now..we came but you were busy

  • @yxoxuxxtxuxbxe UPS* Dumbass

  • @yxoxuxxtxuxbxe You do know its UPS?

  • @FreshprinceObelair of course i do but in that time it took you to think about that and to write this comment we were already on your door step for the second time but you were not answering again

  • @yxoxuxxtxuxbxe dude i am on the groud XD good comment!

  • @yxoxuxxtxuxbxe pure win. ROFL

  • @yxoxuxxtxuxbxe where is the lawngnome?

  • @yxoxuxxtxuxbxe you mean UPS?

  • @yxoxuxxtxuxbxe UPS no UPC

  • @yxoxuxxtxuxbxe It's actually UPS...

  • @MrManoman42 not sure why people still react to a comment that is a few pages back but i get so many messages about it i will change it specially for you lol now people stop sending me messages about it

  • @yxoxuxxtxuxbxe

    So you work for a barcode?

  • Fedx and UPS both have problems, it's like they don't like knocking or anything.

  • The one time I had a parcel delivered from UPS, I had ordered an xbox 360. They came to deliver it when I was on holiday. At my holiday home I checked the tracking to see it had been delivered, 'signed for by Edmund' (me). How confusing. On getting back, it turned out they'd left it on the ground in front of the house (and its a very busy road, the main road, anyone could have taken it), in the rain. By a stroke of luck a friend walked past and saw it and put it inside.

    What terrible people.

  • He loves it when a plan comes together.

  • they leave the package on the floor in front of my door.

  • I just love how almost all of these comments are a reply to another comment.

  • @ttristann meh i sit around all day like the nerd i am ;) but its the shitty post people in canada, I've had so many problems with them its unbelievable I'd rather have UPS then canada post. :D

  • @ttristann - My doorbell works just fine, the driver I have in my area is an asshole. I won another victory yesterday, I tried to have UPS hold the package at their depot, they rudely refused, told me if the shipper doesn't call then they will not do anything. SO I call the shipper, he is none to happy that is how I got treated,he got on the phone with UPS and me, and told them point-blank he is pulling all of his shipping from UPS and going to FedEx. He sends out over 30000 packages a year! :)

  • @disneyalbright on behalf of that 'asshole driver'; Thanks!

  • @ttristann door bell definitly does work, plus i have two dogs that bark if anyone comes within 30 feet of my house. and i know it's the post office but its bullshit how they never brought it.

  • @narutarder I live in a small town in canada, If your not home when they deliver the package you have to pick it up at the post office and pay a small fee for them holding on to it. its bullshit when your home and they say they tried to deliver it and they never did.

  • @owenrox509 its the post office charging you the fee, not UPS. by the way, make sure your doorbell works.

  • UPS also trows there packages over fences and sucks

  • @blanklabel1234567890 i work for UPS and i have had customers complain because the driver didnt toss the package over the fence. Keep the gate open the day you know the package is coming

  • ALWAYS HAPPENS -.- Or when you've been home all day never left the house, Check your shipping order and it says they attempted to deliver 3 times. I NEVER LEFT THE HOUSE HOW DID YOU ATTEMPT TO DELIVER ? D:

  • @owenrox509 Is that how it is for everyone else? Where i live (Las vegas) if you're not around they just drop the package infront of your door, and leave. o.o

  • @narutardtedr thats how it is everyewhere. people just ASSUME everything needs a signature, and the delivery drivers are assholes by default for not waiting. Which isn't the case anywhere, as you know.

  • @owenrox509 its funny i work for UPS and have had several people make that claim. Each time I rang the bell like three times and knocked three times...loudly. And the people just have the fuckin hairdryer on or something.

    Then when you come back the next day they bitch at you for not ringing the bell. Good luck telling them otherwise.

  • FedEx should use this for training---at least keep the package intact!

  • At least he didn't throw it over the fence...

  • @QueenFan131 i was hoping someone left this comment :D

  • I would laugh my ass off If I wasn't still waiting for the UPS guy that didn't bother to show up yesterday!

  • @theandroids that UPS probably worked 12 hours and couldn't get the help he needed to finish in time, it's 2 days before christmas. But yeah, what a lazy asshole.

  • @ttristann Showed up the next day late in the evening, and did not even bother to apologize for his tardiness. At least when this happened to me in the past with another company they made the effort to deliver early next the morning.

    UPS never again, especially this time of year.

  • @theandroids oh yesss you're soo important.

    UPS drivers have a shitload of packages that need to be delivered by 1030am and 1200 noon, or they get in shit from supervisors.

    But he shouldve made an exception to get you your precious package first thing in the morning. Because you're THAT important.

  • @theandroids maybe you should leave a note on your door explaining why you're so much more important that the other 130 stops he has to go to in a day, and then youll get your stuff before everyone else

  • @ttristann Its a bird it's a plane, no wait its ttristann the troll! He's here to fight for truth, douchery and UPS Integrity.

    Good for you buddy, good for you ;-)

  • @theandroids Yeah...he didn't have 2 or 3 hundred stops that day...probably just enjoys slacking off all day so he can deliver you late at night instead of getting home to his family. When he is dispatched with a workload that takes til 9:00 when should he start apologizing for tardiness? Stop number 200? 250??

  • @brianofengland Rrrrrr naivety at its finest.

  • I used to be a UPS agent, then i tooko[asd0u= 12 asdu90y-12h898p2yt WTF??????????? where''s my knee commment???

    -

  • lol... just happen to me. just only its tollpriority. have to stay at home for three days.

  • Hahahaha

  • UPS is efficient, FedEx is a bitch!

    

  • @atlien276

    As someone that used to work for UPS, if you saw how we shipped your shit, you would be horrified. Seriously, never ship anything you care about.

  • I work for UPS, and that's not how it's done.

  • @psyonikx

    is it worse?

  • @timigaguy No, UPS is pretty efficient. There's always the occasion when something doesn't go right though.

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