Game Fails: Battlefield 3 "Why!? Why won't you let me die?"

[CannonHD1]

Bad guy: oh man someones in their. *starts firing his gun and kills someone* awsome i got a kill! *continues firing*

Medic: crap don't die on me i have no one else to talk to if you die. *revives the kid. and he gets killed again*

Bad guy: yea im getting a crap load of kills *coutines shooting*

Medic: why wont you stop dieing!!! *revives him again * scene repeats

Man dead: why wont you let me die i will lose mvp to that noob over their if you dont.

[G4Master96]

Why don't you just reject the revive?

[FalloutPony]

Soldier: "Kill me"

Medic: "Later"

[ThreatofDoom]

Just don't accept the revive. Your fault.

[99999994e]

@ThreatofDoom I don't think he had time to press the button he kept dying instantly.

[ThreatofDoom]

@99999994e If you die while in last stand (where it gives you option to accept or decline) you can't be revived again. so odds are he was spamming the accept button.

[Grimmomega]

Hey, look on the bright side. At least the medic got 440 points in the end, right?

[xIRGUYx]

lmao

[max2839]

did somebody heard "ITS A FUCKING GRENADE!" at the intro?

[pokealong1227]

@max2839 Yeah? What's your point? They shout that all the time..

[salamanders34]

YOU CANT DIE ON ME NOW!LIVE!

[Beastpurek0]

i thought u cud press "B" or the other button the your comp to finish the job..

[pokealong1227]

@Beastpurek0 Not if you don't have time to press it. You have to HOLD "e". Obviously he didn't have the time to hold a key down

[dreadmaster28]

spawn killing noobs.. yeah.. they never do anything about it..

[tatertots3231]

@dreadmaster28 wasn't a spawnkill. it was a dumbass medic repeatedly reviving him so he'd be killed instantly each time.

[Skoomax]

Another reason why there's a bunch of newfags in BF3

[xXx44MagnumxXx]

happened to me like three times today

[GoldenChildBH]

Don't you have to accept the revive? Don't blame the assault class guy lol.

[ImminentVideos]

@GoldenChildBH They can kill you before you have a chance to accept or decline it.

[KageNinja75]

@ImminentVideos im guessing this was before the patch, idk, after a patch on the console version you die if you are killed before you accept or decline and cannot be revived anymore.

[tatertots3231]

@KageNinja75 Yeah, but you have to hold it for a minute.

And yes, the PC got the patch too. BF3 gets everything faster on pc than consoles, because it's a pc centered game.

he didn't have time to hold the button because he was killed almost instantly.

[creed5165]

i hate that when that happen

[TheDeathrayd]

aimbot all the hits were headshots

[NeuralNeutrality]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT PADDLES,

I WARNED YOU BRO-

"IT KEEPS HAPPENING!"

[Excallyburr]

@NeuralNeutrality I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and revive dead people all day

[godofgold1]

lol I'd be so pissed

[xXTHEALIENKINGXx]

camping dick

[warhawk9566]

that guy is such an asshole

[MishraArtificer]

...bad respawn...

[PivotBrawler]

@MishraArtificer it's not a respawn his teammate was just being an asshole and kept reviving him

[BTpaintballer]

Ive had that happen to me in paintball...its pretty much the same feeling

[Azelas27]

He was dumb for not denying the revive. Even worse he accepted it and gave the enemy +3.

[quintie7]

@Azelas27 But his team also +3

[oddsenHELL]

@Azelas27 only counts as 3 if he would have spawned 3 times

[Azelas27]

@oddsenHELL I meant in kills, not tickets. He was continuously accepting the revive and gave the enemy 3 kills.

[Veteranpuppy]

"the objective has been captured its a FUCKING GRENADE!!!"

[mikey10162]

That happened to me yesterday lol

[MinuteMan187]

good thing you can only revive the same guy twice now

[luungockhang]

Flashback? xD



[saintnickZ]

this happened to me before, couldn't stand it

[00411392]

Here's what the medic must have been. "That guy has got to run out of bullets sometime!"

[dragonheart967]

@00411392 unless he's a support class. Then this guys fucked...

[sharksification]

@00411392 He learned from the best, Zapp Brannigan.

[FIREPROOFSE7EN]

it says hold "E" to respawn at about 0:14. He just accepts to fast to see it

[TheJudgesyrus]

they really should fix the revives, like, you stay dead and you can choose to comeback,

[Zabbikasa]

@TheJudgesyrus you can, just dont stand up when you get revived

[arragon5481]

i hate when that happens

[Chainsawce]

The last one was an arrow. In. His. Knee.

[summervillesax]

should have stopped pressing th a button

[eNnoS1337]

@XCSDeathAssassinSCX the medic stole active playtime from the guy gets revived ... so he is laying down 30 secounds instead of 8 or 10 !?

[cheechanchux]

this would have destroyed saving private Ryan

[XCSDeathAssassinSCX]

the guy getting killed only gets 1 death counted, the LMG guy gets 4 kills, teh medic gets 4 revives... im sorry what was the fail again?? in my opinion its a 4win 1 loss situation

[crazym16dude24]

I'd be all like "Dude, stop freakin reviving me! I don't care about your points! Do you see the bullets flying?!"

[solarknight99]

Its like reading a panel of 8-bit theater.

[wikieditspam]

Troll Mediziner

[IIVDevilsMayCareVII]

Well eventually the gunner has to run out of bullets....

[RawrCola]

@IIVDevilsMayCareVII It's an M60. It has 200 bullets with extended mags, and he can throw himself ammo resupplies. He will NOT run out of bullets.

[scrin992]

@RawrCola He has to reload some time...

[RawrCola]

@scrin992 Says you. ;)

[Guru22007]

@IIVDevilsMayCareVII .... And when he Resupplies?. Or one of his Team or Squad will Resupply.

[tuniturntablist]

Dontrevivemebro(dot)com

[PolytoneZebraGuy]

Assault class:

Getting points > Actually helping people

Oh yeah!

[ItsNothingPersonal32]

>Takes several hundred bullets to the gut.

>Revived by a pair of shock paddles more than 3 times.

[tricrazy3]

Oh and for those of you who don't play Battlefield, in order for the guy who kept getting kills to get them, the guy who kept dying had to press A so that he could accept his teammates revive, all the guy who kept dying had to do was not hit A or just hit B.

[bissanick]

@tricrazy3 eh no you dont have to accept a revive

[hildegain]

@bissanick I've seen no option of denying one.

[tricrazy3]

Sniper: Dude dude use I have an idea.

Assault: Okay what?

Sniper: When this guy kills me, you revive me, and then I'll press A every time so it counts as his kill.

Assault: Won't that just give me and him points and give you deaths?

Sniper: Yea yea yea just trust me on this one man, let's do it about 5 times.

[atwitchyferret]

@Billsfan44 Not if he didn't get to the point where he had the choice to decline

[Dragonpit]

It's like putting holes in Swiss cheese. It's got enough of them, so just let it be.

[ErnestDesigns]

i hate teammates like that. . . . such an assholes

[spicyd2]

sorry i dont play battlefield so i dont know what the hell just happened...anyone care to explain?

[elgandos2]

@spicyd2 His teammate was reviving him, but some guy kept shooting him everytime he got revived.... and it went on and on. lol.

[irokrules]

Hahahahahah

[StuckatBootCamp]

Forest Gump & Lt. Dan situation

[MW101stAirborne]

yet it only said he killed him once in top right

[setyty]

This should be a show called Boosters extreme Acdental Boosting.

[109mag]

And people complain that Medics never revive...

[swhaw]

they only do it for the points they dont care what happens and idk why he didnt decline

[MrTehproworld]

lol dumb noobs

[bas5050]

oh god i hate when your team mate do like that, they such a twat -.-

[lightsplease]

@bas5050 thats why you can decline it dumbass

[MrMegaAwesomeSauce]

@bas5050 Don't accept the revive then...

[DocJackson86]

400 points for the assault class. "Alright!"

[navynail]

@DocJackson86 500

[DeadpoolDeadcool]

What capture card was this? Dildo X-2000?

[therealrakuster]

keep trying theyll run outa ammo eventually! >.>

[silverpeak24]

This is a perfict situation of unlocking a medic ribon 3x faster!

[Epical99]

I hate revive whores...

[Jacen47]

He must have been made of ideas.

[theposessedcarrot]

looks like a normal game of battlefield 3 to me; retarded medic with no regards for the guy dyeing constantly reviving a team-mate even though he's in the line of fire and and an idiot player "forgetting" the decline revive button whilst being shot at all we need to finish it off is a random team-mate shinning a torch in the guys face when he respawns and it'll be perfect.

[HenraytheNinja]

I hope you guys realise it doesn't count as a death if you get revived.

[XxthealoneonesxX]

Why did that medic keep reviving him? XD

[lardman150]

This is exactly what happened to me when I played Battlefield 3 for the first time. I sold that piece of shit back to Gamestop 10 minutes later.

[DenniTheDude]

@lardman150 noob

[thepinkguy1]

hahahah funiest gamefails

[superblol1]

i wonder if the guy bhind the screen was raging so much he exploded, or he threw his/her controller on the tv, which made it explode, which made him explode.

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[Targart0TG]

Alright, I'm gonna snipe som.. *killed* What the fu... *killed* Ok, let's do this agai... *killed* Damnit, stop camp... *killed* STOP IT YOU FUCKIN.... *killed* *Game Over* FUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[GreyFox23]

Weird how the decline and accept didn't pop up until the last death. Trigger happy with the yes? I get like that too sometimes.

[dizzay1989]

I reading A LOT of stupid comments below.......wtf

[DukeLeto1994]

Reminds me of a bad quick save from Fallout 3. that was the last time I tried killing an entire town

[FatalCorruptionzz961]

Nice spawning points BF3.

[aidenm514]

@FatalCorruptionzz961 He gets revived fucktard...

[sonicGTA]

@FatalCorruptionzz961 it's called revival dumbass

[Epical99]

@FatalCorruptionzz961 Those are fucking spawning points. The guy next to him was spamming the defib making him revive every time.

[manny3mo]

you see this is why i play call of duty

[GreyFox23]

@manny3mo

Yeah, you should stick to CoD if you can't figure out that there is a revive function in Battlefield and that's what's going on here.

[oceaneath]

@manny3mo no you see your a fag

[torchic678]

that's why they added the hold to respawn

[Azzaax1]

He would of only got one death why would he even complain.

[0revolutionary]

My Little Pony add.....

[CMNeirfan147]

This isn't a fail. This is just an everyday battlefield point whore.

[shuusei10]

Press and Hold 6. Hes jacking off with his gun.

[shuusei10]

press and hold 5. MY PAPERS!

[Archonicable]

I see this happen all the time I don't see what's so special about this one.

[OpusMagenum]

Well there goes his extra lives. Did him no good though

[contractki11er]

stat padding!

[Billsfan44]

He could of just declined the rez..............

[FalloutPony]

@Billsfan44 could have been in a modded server where they tweaked the gameplay

[626man5]

@Billsfan44 sadly i forgot which button it was and it only showed it on my final death....

[0IIIIII]

@626man5 So is your instinct to button-mash your way out of trouble?

[Billsfan44]

@626man5 look on the bright side at least it only counts as 1 death

[CptOfTheWizardPatrol]

@Billsfan44 actually theres a delay between rez and the option o gte up so he had no choice whatsoever

[charmdra]

if that was Micheal playing, I would have stopped breathing from laughter

[clairelove3]

Second wind, third wind, fourth wind, JESUS JUST DIE!!!!!

[dobman01]

Medic: live ! live Dammit LIve!

Sniper: IM Trying!

Shooter: Come on get back up so i can keep shooting.

[joangura]

trolling Medic... a new step to the nextgen trolls

[kloplop321]

Batman is in the tags! I see no batman! There's no batman! That's not a batman!

[TheWiseGuy784]

Soldier: "Kill me."

Medic: "Later."

[ItsNothingPersonal32]

He's never heard of declining a revive.

I still have to say that the medic was stupid to revive him though.

[TaggingNBagging]

Idiot kept taking the revive ><

[seop65]

arent medics supposed to help you?

[mclarenf101]

that happened to me, so fucking annoying....

[19DMX88]

gta gta iv call duty call of duty black ops COD Left 4 dead l4d tf2 just cause skate gears of war batman arkham city battlefield 3 skyrim Nice tags...

[deutscheinvasion]

That must be frustrating. But at least in this game, deaths don't count if you were revived.

[PageGallagher15]

DONT REVIVE IN THE LINE OF FIRE

[thelord4]

@PageGallagher15 Why not?

Deaths don't count if you were revived.

[pabloenis]

@PageGallagher15 Well, most bodies happen to be in the line of fire ;)

Also, the deaths don't drain tickets if you don't accept your revival ;)

[Airblade101]

I fucking hate when people do this shit

[Animalvader1]

lol Camping Medic FTW!!!!!!

[jaysekhon8014]

Damn this is sooo realistic.

[Pankakeman234]

Why didn't he just choose not to be revived?

[ACEGAMER120]

@Pankakeman234 If you didn't notice, he got killed so quick everytime that he never got the chance.

[megacheddaronxbox]

Clear! Zzt

[Southgamedemon99]

I used to be dead, until i took a defibrillator to the chest. 

[VolksDragon]

I HATE when people do this to me.

[tripleb2k]

exactly why idiots shouldn't be allowed to be medics.

[HamsteronA]

I dont think people know you can reject a revive

[ACEGAMER120]

@HamsteronA He couldn't stay alive long enough for the message to pop up to give him the option.

[randomamerican1]

Better spawning than CoD, huh? Right.

[DCarpOhio]

@randomamerican1 your dumb the guy was reviving him its called a medic

[randomamerican1]

@DCarpOhio O__O How could I miss that? Thanks for the info, man.

[BladeXstrike1324]

@randomamerican1 He was getting revived don't talk when you don't know what your talking about...

[randomamerican1]

@BladeXstrike1324 Got it. Thanks.

[ACEGAMER120]

@randomamerican1 You dunce. He wasn't being spawned in the same place, he was being revived probably by some cod idiot who of course always tries to improve his own score even at the cost of teammates.

[randomamerican1]

@ACEGAMER120 You, sir, are the 4th person to point out my idiocy. As much as I appreciate the feedback, I have received the same feedback 3 times already, so if anyone sees this, know that I get the point now.

[randomamerican1]

@randomamerican1 Yeah, maybe you guys should just remove my comment.

[soren329]

@randomamerican1 Actually he was only being revived. He never really died until the very end.

[amidget159]

That's one of the most annoying things in the world.

[DesertGhost42]

This always happens in the huge hallway at the Bazaar map. Very annoying.

[SerbSkiLLz00]

kevin sent me

[trashb0t]

this happened to my friend :3

[TigerClaws12894]

New way to troll dead people :D

[caballero260]

@TigerClaws12894 u can actually reject revive

[Nightshadow141]

I see the rage building....