TMNT Anti-Drug Ad

[leechababy]

i remember watchin this when i was kid! this prolly explains why i call everyone Turkeys & resolve all my problems by gettin a pizza

[iggi181]

i hate how people think pot is like the worst dug ever and use it as the poster boy for all dugs :P

[wazdz]

No one that young does drugs haha they are like 9

[CatAveryThe]

This made my stoned ass laugh so hard

[SIRmyNAMEisGUMBY]

Haha this is so hippacritical! The turtles are such stoners!

[Crdmapleleafs]

Haha I remember that from when I was younger

[UnicornandPie]

JOEYS ON SOMETHING ELSE WTF A TURKEY NIGGER ARE YOU FO REALS

[SesakaGenX]

How about a pizza with hemp in it?

[TheDirtoldbastard]

hahaha

[ilucifuge666]

Yeah, getting a pizza is the right answer in this commercial.

[SourDiesel51]

I thought he was going to say "you're a turd!"

[Octobandits]

Michelangelo suggested pizza because he's already high.

[MondoBeno]

The last time I checked, kids cartoons are a drug that induces kids to scream "mommy, buy me something!"

[turtleondope]

What's wrong with those turtles, don't they know whats happening!?

[96minos]

drug dealers arnt dorks im a drug dealer weed rules

[TheTodd1977]

I go one step better. I kill drug dealers.

[VVhiteWidoVV420]

Don't do it Joey, he's a narc..

[VivoDaMc]

Im not a chicken, You're a turkey . 

[yaretzi1511]

Hey Joey, smoke that joint and then get a pizza!

[EnriqueGuerreroO]

My God, now I know why i look for pizza when i'm stoned!!! I know Michael Angelo would turn back for those joints.

[56kler]

This anti drug commercial was brought to you by talking ninja turtles.

[REDYELLOWGRASSGRASS]

Take a pot, then the pizza...Kawabunga dude

[gottapee5]

you know, MAAREEHHH WAAANUUHHH?

[karategirl994]

who in their right mind would just willingly hand over their joints?!?

[DMChester12]

@karategirl994 spread the love to those who cannot afford :)

[bahamut6667]

weed is good i hate these anti pot brainwashing commercial's least the dude suggesting the pizza had the right idea some of my fav quotes...that i actually made up "smoke a blunt don't be a cunt,keep it green keep it clean,smoke some bowl's wait for the lol's,a joint a day makes everything ok,have a bucky and feel lucky,do a parry fell happy as larry,smoke a lung till u cum,smoking sours get superpowers,spark it up dont give a fuck, and i bet there many more ppl could think of hahaha

[megogogo]

@bahamut6667 i have one for wake and bakes before school "learnin and burning"

[bahamut6667]

@megogogo lol nice 1 dude i like that 1 :)

[Fishdogpigsquirrel]

Sure. A show about talking turtles beating the shit out of other talking animals. No drugs whatsoever....

[theawesumzman]

i like the pizza idea

[PedloProductions]

What a rediculous brainwashing piece of shit commercial weed is awesome, kids are fucking stupid

[fruitcake0anon]

Poultry insults...is this the best they can do?

[x79tmo314be]

Worst drug dealer ever. "Hey, take these free drugs or I'll call you names".

[MedievalAmbient]

Yeah people who sell a universal medicine for the body and for the mind are dorks.

[SpenceWedum]

You would def need that Pizza if u took the weed LMAO

[Spelonker]

As if Michaelangelo wasn't taking mean blasts from his bong off camera. Nobody eats that much pizza otherwise.

[karategirl994]

thumbs up if you think the like/ dislike bar looks like a joint :)

[cryza36]

"I'm not a turkey, you're a pizza!". Wait, what?

[AnimationSensation96]

If "Get a pizza!" isn't a stoner suggestion, I don't know what is

[1994AlmostSkater]

SHIT! There were 420 likes and I just fucked it all up

[MoeLestter]

Michaelangelo and lil girl WIN

[parodyboy95]

lol no kid that THAT white is gonna smoke at like 10 years old :P

[whatsgoingon07]

"Im not a chicken, you're a turkey!" ooooooohhhh daaaym! lol

[pandacrunch]

Next time I go to pick up I'll call my dealer a turkey, see how that works out.

[jgarfunkle]

Yes "Dat NIGGER" did in fact lay it down. Mikey FTW!

[fringelife]

Michaelangelo says "Get a pizza" hahaha he got the right answer for a stoner.

[JakeDales]

i wish my dealer sold me pre rolled pot

[somethingnotdone]

@JakeDales dont we all

[TheYTtelescope]

Joey seems a little on edge, if only there was a substance that made him more relaxed?

[MrHigh420Kush]

/watch?v=hoK6NztH3eQ&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

[MrMachinimator]

Watching this shit as a kid, no wonder my moms so un fucking educated about weed

[Pindarius]

Michelangelo was the only one with the correct answer to that question [5]

[chucknorrisrox126]

I'm with Mikey on this one, I'd order a pizza 'cause my afternoon just got made.

[BoredomPie]

I COMPLETELY AGREE...that kids should not use weed but adults should

[fakyfiles]

LOL wtf "drug dealers are dorks" then the turtles go "COWABUNGA" like a couple pothead surfers

[7ruSketch]

Drug dealers are coo.

[PsychedelicWarfare]

00:16, man, he has the fucking munchies, huh?

[istrehn]

WOW! drug dealers are dorks!!

[arouska]

I don't need pot! I'm taking Ritalin and there's a coca cola machine in the hallway!

[mindlessled]

wow dude i wanna be friends with that kid! haha hes like in 5th grade and hes got 3 fuckin j's haha

[FavoriteBot]

dude i would have gotten that pizza and smoke a fat ass fucking blunt

[RobbyToker]

Didn't everybody carry around pre rolled joints in school despite the obvious smell when they were 10?

[flootisboy65]

Michaelangelo is a toker, get a pizza, then some chips and some oreo's maybe.

[c00l45xbl]

i think Michelangelo is the stoner of the group cuz he had the right idea

[Gollsodia]

Leonardo: "Someone just offered Joey some Cannabis. He's in a jam; what should he do!?"

Michelangelo: "Get a pizza!!"

Donatello: "You got it, lets see if Joey's that smart."

Joey: "I'm not a chicken; you're a turkey."

Me: "D'oh!"

[MrMachinimator]

Damn that guy had 3 spliffs! Epic 10 yer old lol

[GodKill123]

The girl who said "GET A TEACHER" is a substitute teacher at my school now.

[ElektroniqHD]

I practically shit myself when that fucking turtle said get a pizza. Whoever wrote this script was definitely blazed out of their fucking mind.

[Fez384]

Get A Pizza!! LOLOLOL

[SoaringMuse]

@UndeadGinger96 hey you gotta start somewhere

[doyoulikeapplestoo]

but forreal, how high do u think the turtles were when they did that? we all know mikey was high as fuck

[pR3AcHerMan]

my response: how much for an 8th?

[zombiegorilla1141]

pot you know marijuana!

[mcveigh2k]

shit that must be some good weed im seeing talkinh turtles, lets roll another and see if they know the meaning of our exisance

[chicheater1]

i wouldn't take those spliffs... did you see how badly they were rolled lol?

[uchihasi]

oh the irony

[thecrazyfirekid]

lol i got a video about cocaine when i was that age...wtf

[Zisaar]

OOOOHHHH HE CALLED HIM A TURKEYYY

[theresonlyoneworld]

Those kids were like seven-_-

[Ankoku92]

grab the dubies, get the pizza. no brainer

[skinsnz123]

lil bitch shoulda taken the dope...

[hwangx213]

these are probably my favorite comments on any video i have seen tonight.

[TheRealJawnz]

What a lil faggot that Joey kid is. Here's this bro offering him some free shit, and he's just gonna disrespect his couch like that.

[666lilnickY]

I used to watch this show stoned.

[yankees10593]

Dammit where are all these dealers trying to force me to take their weed that I was warned about

[osbely]

The last time I called a drug dealer a turkey, I woke up in the hospital.

[TheOneartist]

That guy wasn't a dealer. He was offering free stuff!

[eddo1983]

Hey Joey I got some stuff you gotta try. What is it? Pizza. No I don't do that stuff, it clogs arteries and makes people fat.

[smokeymctire]

Oh my god! If four reptiles with headbands think its bad, than pot MUST be evil!

[rogerrogerdlf]

OH SHIT!

[pigofthehouse]

I love drugs

420chan.org

[bigsteve032291]

"I ain't saying drugs are good. But when your past is past and your present sucks and your future holds nothing but broken promises and dead dreams, the drugs'll kill the pain. Listen up, America, you ain't ever gonna get rid of drugs until you cure pain."

-Augustus Hill

[StillProductions]

That kid's weed was already rolled into a joint. What the hell is wrong with him!?

P.S. Those were the saddest joints I've ever seen.

[gold555gold]

wtfcuk this shit was so fucking wack there aint notthing wrong with smoking weed

[joshsimrak]

in what kind of school its people ofering weed, because thats the kind of school i want in

[Glarium1]

@joshsimrak straight up brother!that kid just missed the time of his life lmao!

[gigiky]

@joshsimrak It's called my school ahha.

But seriously, no one's going to call you a chicken if you say you don't want any, jeeze. Stoners are usually pretty respectful.

[DoghouseFilms]

Yeahh dude, no one pressured me to smoke. It was my choice. I opted out of rotation twice, no one pressured, then I saw how the kids werent being retarded or dumb or loud or roudy... they were the same, but high. SO I HIT THAT SHIT THREE TIMES. three years agooo.... my very first time hahhaaa

[Lolzatyourfacemoo]

A pizza?!? HELL FOR THE MUNCHIES! lol

[darklion53]

I don't want to be a dork. I am gonna quit cause the TMNT said I would be a dork for being around weed.

[wangsta231]

wow no one says stuff like "hey man everyones doing it dont you wanna be cool!"

[xtcdd]

SUPPORT UR LOCAL DRUGDEALER



[veloriumcaptain]

Whoever rolled those joints didn't do a very good job...

[SayyBreezyy]

@veloriumcaptain I agree they are too fat in the middle. You need a nice even circular joint.

[seahawksfuckthe49rs]

Everyone knows the TMNT are stoners..When they arent fighting they are chilling watching TV and eating pizza..

[OPIobsession]

oh yes all of the 8 year olds are smoking weed now. u cant stop em, those little rascles do whatever they want!

seriously who is this directed to?!

[SylviasMother1981]

what the hell that kid tryin to make him smoke up, what a lil douche and such a heatbag lmao

[slicydicer]

drug dealers are rich dorks

[MsTreasuredChest]

turkey: ultimate comeback

[crinity]

Michelangelo, stoner, confirmed.

[koniginator]

I'd like to think that the filming crew blazed those right after the shoot.

[idonotknowme]

"I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" DAT NIGGA LAID DOWN DA LINE! No one fucks with you once you call them a turkey. At least that is the message I got from this.

[NitroxideHS]

@idonotknowme hahaha xD

[samuriguy909]

lol at the end it should have said "this advertisement is funded by all leading alcohol and tobacco companies. It is sponsored by the US government and the FDA."

[samuriguy909]

theres no such thing as a drug free america.

[EvAnAlMiGhTy1995]

1st of all no 1 would say "what are you chicken?" they'd say "alright see ya later" get it right people

[BrittRomz5743]

@EvAnAlMiGhTy1995 I know no one really cares who does what. These ads are soo unrealistic. Although I don't think they really have anti drug ads anymore

[EvAnAlMiGhTy1995]

@BrittRomz5743 they do but the message isnt about marijuana anymore, its just about drugs in general, still though, the only anti drug campeign(above the influence) started with weed as their main anti drug theme

[ProtossX]

wtf michaelangelo didn't even diss weed i think he might smoke

[freethechronic]

a show about 4 mutant turtles fighting ninjas in a city. with a rat kunf fu master. i mean common whoever made it came up with the idea smoking pot.

[ProofReadTard]

My goal was always to be able to roll joints as good as that kid. Like I see the commercial and think, God damn he's young and can roll some good fuckin joints. Or whoever made the commercial knew someone who could. Now when I roll J's my goal is to make it as tight and nice as the ones in the drug commercials.

[dapadawan]

he said get a pizza because he smokes

[SZShinoda]

pot -- you know, maaaaaaaaaaaarijuaaaaaana

[samus7321]

*on the floor laughing my ass off*

[YoutubingForSuccess]

lol get a pizza... fucking awesome man!

[trickghost]

Get the pizza you fucks so we have somthing to eat when were high

[kyalton]

Well if that kid was just gonna give it to him for free he should of been smart and took it then just sold it

[BrittRomz5743]

@kyalton omg I know right! haha

[dragonwarlord69]

What should he do??? Smoke a joint then get a pizza!

[LeLimeLine]

OMFG NOSTALGIA SO HARD.

[DatDankStank420]

"What should you do if someone offers you marijuana?"

Michelangelo: "Get a pizza!"

Good call, bro. Always knew he was one of us.

[randomchicken300]

i'd get a pizza

[750966george]

the fuck??????????????????????????

[HSTfan1992]

free weed hell yeaaah!!!!

[JelmerFCG]

Cowabunga! Those ninja turtles were stoned as hell!

[BorntoskateJr]

This is why no one

[Evrythin]

Yo, smoke the joint THHEENN eat the pizza.

[blotto85]

@Evrythin

Yo, eat the joint THHEENN smoke the pizza.

[mtbxcfreak]

i love how hes like go get a pizza (munchy food)

[tommidrab]

only when u hi u talk 2 TMNT, no other explenation =]

[aliG2500]

The kid was obviously stoned, but just paranoid. He probably suspected that the kid with the pot was trying to trick him into smoking PCP or something. I mean, who the hell would say, "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" as a comeback when they AREN'T high on herb? STONERRRRRR!

[Fo3fan97]

Man the TMNT are the biggest stoners around, I can imagine Donatello just saying "spark the joint up dude :D" and then they all start eating 4 boxes of pizza.

[commandocarebear]

drug dealers are dorks dont even talk to them

[poopsmith21]

turkey: "..what the fuck did i do?...don't bring me into this"

[MonkeyOfConfusion]

Turtle: joey's in a jam, what should he do?

Me: Get a light and smoke that bitch!

[MMA409]

wtf kind of elemntary kids sell pot? lmao i wish i went to that school!!

[Whydoesthissitesuck]

@MMA409 Not even sells, he's offering for free!

[MMA409]

@Whydoesthissitesuck EVEN BETTER! lmao

[chopstick223]

Get a pizza!!!

[ac92ca]

Man this should really serve as a huge lesson; little kids can't roll joints for shit

[machetero1]

you're a turkey? nigga was high already

[thatnerd92]

lolz. well actually he should get a pizza.

[AquaInferno]

I smoke weed and watch TMNT fuck it!

[Area51UFOGynaecology]

Id have all 3 of those joints and then get pizza(munchies) = a good day

[Heavri]

1. Smoke weed

2. Munchies

3. Get Pizza

4. ???

5. Win!

[theman6948]

@Heavri Couldn't of said it better myself

[CuervoBlack06]

If cartoons start talking back to you, then you have bigger problems than just staying away from preteen drug dealers.

[alberterrror]

get a pizza for the munchies!

[mobydick789]

Step 1:Take the weed

Step 2:Get a Pizza

Step 3:Cowabunga

[Aidsteen]

@mobydick789

More like Cowabonga

[KrustynailsVideo]

@mobydick789 WIN!

[PolishNomad95]

@KrustynailsVideo EPIC WIN!!!

[SirPepe666]

@mobydick789

most epic youtube comment so far...! kudos to you

[abdur3060]

Dork? Did donatello just call me a Dork??

Dear god, there is no hope...

[rcatstott]

get a pizza =D!

[TheMatrick15]

I think it's time we had a talk, son. About this bong I found in your room. I was young once too before, but I just wouldn't be being a responsible parent if I allowed this. THIS BONG WATER IS NASTY AS SHIT. Rinse that thing, man. This is your life Mikey. Your bong water is you.

[izzytrip]

I like Mikeys idea....lets get a pizza

[nelyat13]

Yup cause calling your potential customers "chickens" is a great sales strategy, youll be sure to sell lots of product like that

[konijnintopvorm]

were was this ad when i was 7 then i wouldn't smoked weed and i wouldn't became a international drug dealer and i would have never made that first million

mann drugs suk

[TheSatansblade]

Fucking hypocritical turtles it would be funny if they smoke

[PlasteredIHippo]

im not a dork

[thepersona100]

i think the fact that kid is even getting offered a joint by a cool kid wearing a leather jacket is kinda shifty.

[21310085abc]

drug dealers are dorks dont talk to them lol. then you avoid everyone trying to be "cool" then you relized all along you were the only dork hahaha

[FuckTheWorld623]

As a drug dealer myself I am offended.

[MrSaturdayNight7]

I remember this one as a kid. All the PSA's used to just talk about pot.

[smooshpopper2]

Woah... that... that was cosmic...

[ArtypNk]

Oh man... Imagine if you would call a big butch thickheaded drug dealing nigger a "turkey". Wow, would that get you killed.