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  • What in the hell is this "happy holidays" crap it's merry Christmas. Trust America to be conned by the political correct. For God' sake reclaim your own country.By all means welcome people from other countries but they must assimilate and accept their importunity to start a new and better life without demanding everything they escaped from.

  • We Christians accept jokes on Jesus, and HE was the Son of God... so stop being influenced by extremists in the Muslim Religion. Stop your violence and your attempt to control everyone outside your circle of faith... Laughter is of God.

  • @PaquettePhilippe I know you mean well but who are you talking too?

  • Oooo Holy Craaap :D

  • um jingle balls

  • its achmed

  • Zajebisty jest :D

  • Trafiłam tu dzięki Niekrytemu Krytykowi. :D

  • Jeżeli jesteś Polakiem łapka w górę :P

  • Dunham: racist comedy fail

  • He's not the only dead terrorist now ........

  • SILENCE NIGHT

  • Dude .. We all know you guys are making fun of Prophet Mohammad! I mean look:

    The doll called Ahmed + Bone body + beard = Making fun of the best human in the world who is prophet Mohammad! STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM, HE DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE AND HE'S THE BEST GOSH!

  • hes kaafer in hell inshaa alaah

  • stop making fun of islam you fucking idiot

  • @zorark1000 never!

  • Wow those words of a random language are pissing me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • its nothing wrong with this. its just if you did the same with israel or zionism the they would call it antisemetism.

  • Holy-Terrorist:>*=* trollface xD

    trololol

  • I am wondaring why ? they call this stuff Ahmed ,I am muslim and I think This bad for me and if u have a chance change it.

  • @ssss992 YOU'RE 100% RIGHT! Ahmed is one of prophet's Mohammad name + They put bone body + Beard + Saying he kills people = MAKING FUN OF HIM WHICH IS SOOOO FORBIDDEN!!

  • This is the most true and funiest thing ive seen in such a long long time.....

  • that website poping up over and over is really unnessesary

  • Agreement Muhammad(saas) with Christian:“The religion, churches, lives, chastity & property of the entire Christians living in East & the West are under the protection of Allah, His Prophet(saas) & all the believers. None of the people embracing the religion of Christianity will be forced to accept Islam. If one of the Christians suffers murder or injustice, Muslims are obliged to help him,” he narrated the verse: “Only argue with the People of the Book in the kindest way…” (Quran 29/46)

  • acesta calabera fa molt riure

  • silence!!!night hahahhaahhaah lool

  • pffff....the audience knows about Halo and Guitar Hero, but they never heard of Counter Strike...That's sad.

  • oh if u people knew the truth.u r being brought up in lies.ur government, media, army is in control of freemasons and devil worshipers.islam being the truth and exact opposite to evil and falsehood is being maligned by lies through media.oh if u knew the truth.

  • @ASADkhanWAZIR I agree with u honestly...they will soon see the truth hopefully

  • Does someone have a tab for jingle bombs? :P

  • its achmed not ahmed you dipshit

  • THANK YOU GUITAR GUY!!!!! GO BACKSTAGE AND DO DRUGZ!!!! GOODBYE NOW!!!!!!

    I KILL YOU!!!

  • ŹLE TŁUMACZONE, ZAWSZE SKOPCĄ TŁUMACZENIA BARANY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @scalesfordolls you know what this is a american webside

  • umm...

    Jak tak patrze na te tłumaczenie to aż mi się robi niefajnie. Przykład ??

    Ahmed - Don't laughing me, because i'm there, or i'll kill you

    Tłumaczenie - więc proszę się nie śmiać się, boo

    A powinno być - nie śmiejcie się ze mnie, ponieważ tu jestem, albo was zabije

  • Ja tu od niekrytego krytyka.Te urywanie łbów i ooo hoooly craaap wymiata .

  • Mahahahhaha hahahah aohaohaoaohohoah o OOOOH FUCK hahhahahahahahhahaah

  • i love you. the videos are so awsome. keep it up. Go back stage and do your drugs now!

  • SILENCE!!!! Night.. LOLZ

  • Oh Holy crap,I think I blew my foot offfffff!:DDDDDDDD

  • some peaple are lie and say terrorists are not muslim.. actually islam is the father of all terrorism , and in the quraan "their holy book " ..their prophet which is mohamed told them to kill anyone who is not muslim , and anyone not muslim is infidel...and muslims who say its peace religon ..he lie on himself firstly ,

  • @patorapatta who told you this ? go read the history !!! ok dont read quran ...but at least read the history of crusaders time

  • @patorapatta

    actually he didnt he said respect other beliefs

  • @patorapatta its a problem of americans, they read what they r taught... in quraan there r lines : who r not muslims, r infidels( guys who dont follow the LAW r infidels),

    2nd part is about holy war: jihad means effort on yourself. to understand quraan learn arabic ^^

  • What do that guy playes at 1.28 ???

  • LMAO on thx fo dressin like crap :D .. as a Arabian Muslim, I don't think that Jeff Dunham is makin Fun of ISLAM !! he is makin fun of Terrorists, who ruined our Message of SALAM ( PEACE ) which is Islam.. There isn't any thin wrong with such a comedy show..It's true that We fight to death to protect our lands and Families from any invasion done by foreign countries..Cut da crap, sit back and have some fun .. SILENCE !!!!! or i fuckin killl You ;p

  • @DWolf87 DUDE .. Didn't you notice that they are making fun of Prophet Mohammad?! They think he always kills people .. That's why in other videos he said :"SILENCE!! I KILL YOU!" Plus, the doll called Ahmad .. Body Bone .. BLACK BEARD .. Seems you don't have eyes to look with >;I

  • @DWolf87

    Hell Yeah , I'm Muslim Too but it's funny and i love to watch this...

    Respect4You!

    Peace!!

  • Buahhahahhahahahahhahahahahha

  • We need more comedy like this, great show!

  • jingle bongs?

  • lol

  • Come on ppl its just a comic show. no one thinks that all muslims are terrorists. i have some muslim friends and i love them just like my own ppl

  • im a muslim and i know its a joke i find it hilarious ;[)

  • fuckk!!! get over it if yuu dont like it dont watch it and comment it causee other people like it so get a life dont comment

  • i dont find this funny

  • sagsg s

  • FUCK AMERICANS IM MUSLIM AND U BITCHES R THE WRONG ONES FUKIN KKK RACIST BITCHES BY THE WAY HE SOUNDS LIKE A BEANER

  • @Alatawa7 you must know all about racism you fucking hypocrite. "beaner" is a racist remark you fuck face.

  • im muslim i dont thing that was offensive! ANYWAYS that's funny

  • Laught u asshole.. stop takin' stuff serious, it shorts ur life.

  • brequq

  • zajebiste

  • IIIIIIIIII KIILLLLLLLLL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OU!

    I KILL YOU!

  • whoever created this is a genius

  • Whites are the only terrorists on the planet!!!

    Whites are the traitors of humanity!! They are a demonic presence and a satanic force on the planet!!!

    White devils bomb everybody!!

  • you know that xbox game guitar hero? id kick your ass.

    okay maybe at halo.

  • dzieki za polski tekst !!!!!!!

  • I kick your ass at Guitar Hero...ok maybe Halo lol

  • gingle bombs,gingle bombs:))

  • "oh jinggle bombs jingle bomb where are all my virgins?"

  • ohhhhhhhhh mi gad wats these

  • Jingle Bombs haha

  • where r all the virgins dah biladin promised me... haha crakz me up

  • And then my favourite: SILENCE! Night...

  • so Silly keep it down bitch

  • I aaahhahahahahahaha i like this men..:D

  • the narrator is talented!!!

  • @Apoorv12345ify good e3n job upload and upload against islam and it will help open minded non-muslim and study quran thank u and insaallah i will add to became a muslim bielever my dear friend

  • i love that ded yuy!!

  • arsch

  • SOOOO HILARIOUSA!!!!!

  • SILENNNNNNNNNCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEE night

    :D:D:D

  • ah papa gates, how i love you <3

  • HAHAHA!!!! I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!!!

  • Stupid, Villain, Asinine, Knave, Sloppy, Disgusting and Rude indian

  • U RASISTT BASTARD! LMAO

  • IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL :@

    EVEN IF I WAS A TERRORIST WICH IM NOT I WILL ****** THIS VIDEO

    AND THE ONE WHO MADE IT .....

    IF IT'S NECCASERY IM THE ONE WHO WILL KILL YOU >:(

  • They are Polish the subtitles

  • what laguage are the subtitles

  • What language are the subtitles?

  • "Guitar Guy" = Synyster Gates's DAD! hes awesome!

  • As i respect all religions, i expect others to respect mine, every religion have its minority out casts even..............plz religions should never become a topic for jokes...!!!!!!

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  • some people really need to get a sense of humour. I think some people seem to enjoy getting offended. It's a bit of fun, get over it.

  • just read the book of islam "quran" and then come to speak about islam

  • hope u go to hell u stupid comedian and everyone that actuly like this and laughs at this

  • @eminemrockslots go watch eminem u fag

  • i wanna hear hear silence night

    :) dont you

  • I KILL YOU !!

  • this is fucking awsome !

  • oh and thanks for dressing like crap for my show, i lol'd soo hard

  • @tailsdollfan13 shut up

  • @ZeeScatz

    I think he meant from the video.... Don't get mad at someone fast, THINK FIRST!

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  • muslim is not terrorist  it is all lies by your government !!

  • so funny!!!

  • dude... so freakin funny- like funny x 56 flippin million and 2.333333333333333333

  • When u think its funny and u making funny video think about Hezbollah who give u llah in u asses in Lebanon and Iraq and still giving u big Lula , other places, hahaha

    Dead and not achieve little thing, and Ahmed was brave general who make u like rat that's why u still remember him, but million of million flowers still there to make u rat again time coming soon .

  • SOO SAD, BREAKS MY HEART MUSLIMS ARE MADE AS ALL SUICIDER BOMBERS N TERROIST ON MEDIA.. HOW CAN BILLIONS OF MUSLIMS BE WHAT THE WEST SAY THEY R? racism n stereotypin will never go away untill we fight n make it go away honestly

  • @Falisia11 i think he's helping break da stereotype, i think if it were a muslim guy doin these jokes wouldve made u look at it with a diff pt of view...comedy bein an art form depends on how da viewer interprets..it can enforce a stereotype if the viewer is a some like u.

  • @Falisia11 You're totally right but not everyone in the west thinks this :) Just like with the suicide bomberes &terrorist these are the stereotypes shown in the media.

    A lot of people don't have any problems with the islam. But you're right it has to be fought to stop it.

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  • @Falisia11 Fuck u

  • @Falisia11

    lmao facism will never go away. jus chill n sit back and laugh

    "I KILL U!!!!"

  • @Falisia11

    why can't u just enjoy some good comedy when u see it?

  • @Lol22568 its funyy i aadmit that but also its very offending to a whole faith... some ignorant ppl watch this and assume that we r all terroists.. There is a fine line between comedy and racism.. i hope u ppl see that coz this quick money makin stereotypes may not be so funny any more

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  • @Falisia11

    Those who find it offending don't know how to laugh and have fun, thats what jeff dunham is doing, he also has 4 other puppets that could possible offend people but ur only complaining about Achmed, there will always be sterotypes like it or not, so just chill

  • @Falisia11 all arabs arent terrorist....but they are potential terrorists >_>

    i mean even arab kids who doesnt want to be a terrorist are forced to hold a gun.

    so one way or another forced or not. you are all more potential terrorists than most people in other countries.

    for a small example here in sweden i grew up with kids from the middle east being proud n talking about ak 47 and rpg 7 and being ungrateful. thats not to say all are like that. but the majority has spoken.

  • @LionofDawn wel i dnt thnk so, kids in america r more likely to hold gun and murder some1 for milk or a dollar.. plus u may hve seen on da media some parts of midle east havin war problms but that doesnt mean the whole bloody continent has terroist or war issue,, its suthng the american media sems 2 feed to the world.. am nt arab btw, i am from New Zealand but I am muslim... i cnt speak for arabs or dnt give bull what thy do, but as a muslim i care wen ignorant ppl go around n sayn we al teroist

  • @Falisia11 thugs in america and terrorist are similar in some ways but faaaar from the same.

    terrorist can destroy everything in the name of their belief and force it on others.

    have u ever seen a thug in america hijack a plane? no have u ever seen a thug with a nuclear bomb? no

    im not saying the whole country has an issue. im saying that entire race has a potential to become terrorist much larger than others. an arab terrorist blew himself up a few days ago here in sweden.

  • @LionofDawn i see, well u r entitled to ur opinion unfortunately.,,, i dnt knw nothin about sweden n what happens there but in where i live, there r ppl frm middle east and we never had any probelm with them... thy work hard and study same as any other race.. it is like saying all white race has potential to be nazis or KKKs, or all black race has potential to be uneducated n on welafre.. jst cs few r bad it dnt mean the whole race is bad, stereotype n predujece isnt good for any1 or nation

  • @Falisia11 yeah and its pretty obvious you dont know half of it, having such limited views.

    its not like saying all white people are this or are black people are that". it depends on where they are born and raised as well as who they are raised by. anyone can be natzi it doesnt have to mean u do bad things and the same goes for the whole black people on welfare. we got a whole province here full of those hahah.

    and the fact that u are a muslim proves how u further allow ur view to be limited

  • @LionofDawn there u go... its the same shit steretypes.. just cos arabs r born in the middle east and americans think a man named osama who is arab bombed their twin buildings doesnr mean every muslim or arab is like so called osama or terroist.. just use ur bloody brain for God sake b4 u make judgements about others, and stil as it loks like u stil i am arab just cos am muslim.. i really feel sory for ppl like u. its nt worth arguing but my faith is worth defending it.. Just think b4 u speak

  • @Falisia11 haha stereotyping?

    im the one being realistic here.

    you can keep that stick up ur muslim ass if u like but in the end u'll see that its all about the majority.

    i wasnt even talking about osama hahah

    look whos stereotpying now? fool

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  • @Falisia11 yeah u assume to much.

    and yes you are entitled to YOUR ignorance and obvious stupidity.

    we are ALL goin that way with muslims? looks like someone has a problem paying attention.

    you might wanna think TWICE before you speak. u just stereotyped other people more that once now. while i am talking about the majority and not the entire race.

    but thanks for proving my point about muslims once again. live happy...even if it is in ignorance haha but dont go all terrorist n blow up now =P

  • @LionofDawn U stupid pig face,, im not stereotyping any1 and i will never discriminate nor stereo some1 else ... i have said that to show u as an example,, what if blacks and whites r stereotyped that way.. my point was an example,,, Gosh,, what the hell am i even arguin with u? honestly. ppl like u will always exist in this world, thats what makes the world not perfect n fuckn place... Now lets drop the argument and just watch the damn useles video...

  • @Falisia11 whoaw haha why so serious? and YES u just did discriminate AND stereotyped others by saying quote : you are sure we ALL are goin that way with muslims" n keep writing think before u speak as if you yourself have any idea of what you are talking about. thats called a stupid hypothesis

    ur the one who keeps writing and cant admit that u havent been around the world enough and seen shit.

    all u do is come up with ignorant assumptions and prove further how you are limited.

    

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  • @Falisia11 unlike me? and there u go again assuming things.

    its incredible how stubborn fools like yourself exist.

    you dont know shit about me and yet in ur statement u claim that not only do u know but u also know more than me.. even when u proved obviously that u dont >_>. this coming from a religious man and a muslim no less.. hahah if i do seem to write out of boredom or provoking u its simply because im trying to write as simple as possible for ur simplistic and limited mind,

  • @LionofDawn I am not relgious muslim man nor an arab u fool, ,if i was that i wont be here wastin my time arguin with unimportant individual like u,.. and i am assumin that u just wana bicker n lookn for sum1 to get rid of ur loneliness,am doin u a fava, u wana argue, come on then, since u bored.. the cure for depression n lonelines is talking, so let it out mate.. am here for u :) Btw my name is not muslim same as ur name isnt a christian, stop mentionin muslim every fuckn minute, am individual

  • @Falisia11 lol wtf u said u were a muslim you idiot.

    and i never said YOU were an arab...

    hahah keep assuming fool. ur just proving my point..

    and im not religious person but i respect most religions.

    depression n lonliness?...wow ur presumptuous AND gay....

  • @LionofDawn Urgh.. Honestly do u have ADD or sumthng? do u often talk like this to ppl? WTF, GET A LIFE.. what ever fuckn i am, i am proud of it,,,,, and what ever fuck u r, be proud of it.. and have ur own life dude,,, BTW aint a dude so WTF is gay

  • @Falisia11 hahah lol whoaaw calm down crazy bitch =P i hit a nerve there huh xD

  • @LionofDawn Burn in hell mother fucker... unlike ur women,, aint a bitch,, got that redneck?

  • @Falisia11 im not a redneck xD hahahah

    if u ain't a bitch then stop acting like one

  • @LionofDawn I am fightin against racistpig like u , so that makes me a bitch? wow i feel sorry for the women in ur society.. Bitch is very demeenin word,, ur mother, ur sister, ur grany r all womens,, u shud thnk abot it nxt time what u call a woman...a real men doesnt argue with women all day n call her names

  • @Falisia11 by bitch i was talking ur bitchy attitude. u don't know shit about what a real man is and ur certainly not a real woman. yeah my mother n sister blablabla. your the one who keeps responding in anger and out of control like a "bitch" and i dont know what u do all day but for me this is 1 minute entertainment here. so if u dont want me to point out ur obvious stupidity further then stop replying back fool hahah

  • @LionofDawn OMFG... U seriosuly have fuckn anger problem... u need professional HELP...and am wrong for replying to ur stupid comments..i keep forgetn u jst hav a child mind. My F*kn mistake....Good day mate

  • @Falisia11 lol ur just entertaining me XD why speak in a speak in a intelligent manner with a dumb kid such as yourself?

    you need to go suck a dick hahaha

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  • @LionofDawn Now U just keep repeating whatever i say... Urgh U foolish child, didnt ur mom teach u better than that? unlike uand ur fuckd society we dont do disgusting actins like that....all ppl r not like u...Go search for God, kid, u r in dark place, U ned God to save u from urslf... judgement day is not far...good luck.. this is my last reply u middle aged child minded person.. BYE

  • @Falisia11 ahahah hilarious

  • @Falisia11 This isn't making fun of Muslims. It's making fun of TERRORISTS. Are we not allowed to make fun of people who blow things up? It's making fun of terrorists, not Muslims. It helps to make fun of the enemy. I think this video is awesome. You guys are the ones who get defensive...Islam wasn't even mentioned in this video-Terrorism was though. Westerners don't think all Muslims are terrorists, but it's not a crime to make fun of terrorists when we feel like it.

  • @fruitikay I knw he is makin of terroist and we shud all laugh at them instead of showin every video they record on teh news like they r gona attack america again or sumthng.. but still its very offending to me, if u wer me and that ws christianity or judaism u wud have felt offended too.. anyways lets all agree on one thng,, that its funny

  • @Falisia11 actually I wouldn't get offended if they were making fun of Christians or Jews because I'm an atheist. If they were making fun of atheists, I would still NOT get offended because it's comedy. It's called satire. Take it with stride, everyone gets made fun of and they did it to make life happier instead of sad by the crap that goes on in the world, that's why comedy exists. But to each his own.

  • @Falisia11 that is so so sad , coz they actually creating hate between the people .

  • @jpsolid i know aye,, thngs like these create hate on ppls minds so they go and discriminate muslims just coz thy watched these kind of so called comedy... if they r makin fun of terroist then they shud make fun of osama NOT Allah and islam... they hv to be more specific of their comedy b4 it brings more problms for them n others

  • @Falisia11 i don't think that you got the point of this vid...

  • @zperic1 oh trust me, i got the point of it 100%.....

  • I KILL YOU!!

    :L very good

  • too funny! and seriously, y do people assume that islam is all about violence and killing and hate? i have lots of turkish and arab friends, all are muslim and the nicest most polite people ive known for years. its poverty and ignorance that make jackasses like osama bin laden able to warp peoples minds by twisting religion. hitler did the same in germany after world war 1. in the US youth violence comes from poverty and ignorance, y not in other countries?

  • Fucking masterpiece !!! god bless the British and Us Forces,

    Down with islam

  • lol

  • decodedmonkey you and your fucked up civilization suck like shit along whith your fucked up religion.......

  • decodedmonkey fuck capullo de mierda fuck islam

  • NAU are all the same military.

  • ROFL am crying now because i laugh to much :(

  • yeah laugh for a while puppies. you need it. rotting in that dying civilization is a painful process. you need some laugh.

  • ok maybie at Halo

  • i love how when he mentioned the us military everyone started cheering like a bunch of dumb rednecks

  • dude thats cause america is awesome

  • yeah thats not what the rest of the world thinks in fact America is the class clown of the world and America's army isn't that great you just outnumber most other armies and your millitary training is a joke compared to Canada's your marine training is like our basic training you guys are lucky you have us at your side in Afghanistan or alot more of you would be dead since our marksmen snipers are the best in the world and we do use American snipers ill give america that you do make good wepon

  • think what u want but we have better weapons your rob furlong who made the longest kill in the world was using an american barrett and american bullets so u can thank us buddy

  • like i said ill give you credit for having good weapons and also electing bush not once. but twice is a big idiotic move well 1 election was riged but you guys know that all the shit he said was a lie and a part of a fear campaign to keep you on his side right?? well exept terrorists in afghanistan that was the 1 true thing he said and thats the reason the world thinks of you as idiots