Fable 3 - 5 minutes of gnomes

[fortunadodesperado]

The best thing they say is...

You're funny! But looks aren't everything! :)

[BobNorman5]

hay where is the " i like to think about puppies... slowly, slowly crushing them"

[reallyNsane]

so glad I killed all those fuckers..... really got annoying listening to them... lmao.

[Doomsfall]

Those aren't gnomes, they're trolls!

[AnarchistGoth]

The gnomes are so much nastier than the Gargoyles XD

[AshmoresHubby]

I love how angry he is when he says "I think your weapons a bit bent. No, wait... THAT'S YOU!"

And he seriously makes me crease with: "Here doggy, doggy. Come over here and die." xD

[l4d2as]

Dogs are noble, loyal and faithful. They're right damn tasty too!" LOL!

[Tsahvahn]

You are so righteous. So pure of heart... It really makes me want TO VOMIT. *gags*

Makes me lol every time.

[selketo18]

This needs jazzy elevator music :D

[Baboette]

I love these, but my favorite is:

Look at the noble hero! The big fat STUPID UGLY noble hero.

LOL!! ;D

[Diablo1795]

Douchebag gnome... :D

[gamergrl6104]

My favorite is "Oh.. A lady warrior.. Youre not going to ramble about womens equal work equal pay are you!!" LOL They are hilarious!

[hai31]

You can hear more from 'em if you were a girl, like:

"It's a lady hero. Why don't you come over here, love, and show me the goods!"

or depend on your karma, weight or weapons, like:

"I like that halo above your head. It will come in useful when I strangle you!"

"You're the scariest thing since... Since that chipmunk ran by ten minutes ago."

"Oh noble hero, can i help you in your quest ? Here, let me help you carry your brassier"

[vorn29]

sounds like Lilly Savage

[makotomikami]

I would LOVE to have a gnome of these at the entrance of my house, just imagine when Jehovah's witnesses would come by xD

[TheNuclearbomb11]

Where did this Balverine come from? Oh wait, that's YOU!!

[ToivoaPotF]

My favorite actually isn't on here:

"I like to think about puppies. About slowly.... slowly ca-rushing them."

[kittykatro]

I think your weapon might be bent....oh, no, wait...that's you!

[TheOnlySez]

If I had a friend like you, I could tell them secrets. Like that i'm gonna set you on fire!

[MadeForKitade]

Hey doggy, play dead.. And nevermind the playing part.

That's gotta be my favourite :')

[Kvergjelme]

And these are not all? I heared a couple i have never heard before in game.

I love those gnomes. Best thing about fable is the humor. Only reason i bought fable 3 really.

The game could have more in it in form of gameplay.

[DikkelolOO]

"I can help you with what your looking for, step 1 : PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ARSE" when I first heard this I couldnt stop laughing for 10 minutes xD still the best one in my oppinion! xD

[TEHKiTTEHSOUP]

Must be nice being able to lick your own privates. But doesn't that embarrass your dog?

[stickyktn]

Yeah, writing is not the strong point of many video game developers...

[MechaBoy615]

I'm guessing that one who disliked this is the mighty gnome himself.... :/

[MechaBoy615]

Your a nice young lady...Do me a favor and MAKE ME A CUP OF TEA. :)

[selketo18]

If you listen to this at the same time you listen to jazzy elevator music its even funnier lol

[AnimeAllTime]

omg lolz i love fable III but quick question did you use the same weapons you got in the beginning of the game? Cuz I used my sword and pistol and when I finished the game it looked that way lolz you really got your mother's looks....oohh....lolz i like it better when it tells me that I have my father's looks.

[makotomikami]

"AH HAHA! Yo buddy! Well, look aren't everything!"

Always a hitter with ugly chicks xDD

[AnnatarYoung]

"I'd like to come round for tea...and then I'll 'ave your mum!"

[N62MajorBlast]

go near one and use slow time potion. DAMN FUNNY!!!!! like this so that future viewers will be able to do so too.

[LanceVert1]

"You look like a nice person. I kill nice people ya' know."

[ArchAngel4275]

i fight in the werdest way in this game and my sword always gets in a strange magical metal change or steam on it or whatever LOL last night fire was on it, then i stretched out the harder i stroke and stayed that way lol

[frznphoenix]

My favorite has always been 3:23:

"You, Uh, really got your mother's looks.....eww."

[daveyhavok08]

It makes me want to VOMIT!! BLAHH

[7heAre7s]

A gnome disliked this video.

[TheAndrewRoadshow]

HAHAH I'd like to come around yours for tea.. Then I'll have your mom!

[B3NDOWN]

my hammer has the arcane hilt, black colour and an eagle head! it looks AWESOME

[MrThemadmanDX]

"look at those rippling muscles, those broad shoulders and that square jaw. You're one weird looking lady!" XD

[swmrkid12]

what weapons are you using. your sword looks bent but in a cool way ( i use hammers...)

[natearistata]

@swmrkid12 I'm pretty sure this was the sword you get in the free DLC weapons pack

[swmrkid12]

@natearista I thought the Bloodstone Bludgeon and Gusket's Musket were the free weapons

[natearistata]

@swmrkid12 I thought I got a hammer and a sword, maybe it's changed? Unfortunately it's been a long time, and I can't check because I only rented the game :/

But if I am mistaken and it's not a DLC weapon, then it's probably just the normal Hero's Sword.

[swmrkid12]

@natearistata Oh well. No big

[ZeroGamingEX]

@swmrkid12 or hes using his hero sword

[TheHoodedOne23]

4.14

 i loveeeeee

[WeLoGN]

i like to come over to your house for thee AND THEN ILL HAVE YOUR MUM!!!

[daveyhavok08]

haha!! WHAT DID YOU EAT?!

[Bobby59kats]

3:10 - 3:17

I laughed so hard, I can feel my abs!

[FenderRock100]

HEY DOGGIE PLAY DEAD AND NEVERMIND THE PLAYING PART

WINTER IS MY FAVORATE SESON IF IT WAS UP 2 ME THEY WOULD JUST DIE

HA YOUR FUNNY BUT LOOKS ARNT EVERYTHING

IF I HAD A FREIND LIKE YOU I WOULD KEEP SECRETS WITH THEM LIKE HOW IM GONNA SET THEM ON FIRE

YOU GOT THE TIME TO GET STUFFED

I CAN HELP WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR STEP ONE GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ASS

JKS

[KinsenJoufu]

I said it before and I'll say it again. I hate you!

[startreking2007]

I had a doggie once, HAD HIM WITH MASH AND MUSHY PEAS!

[xXCODWAWXx1]

all the words they say are here fable.wikia.com/wiki/Gnomes

[Webkinzgirl61]

lol i love shooting those guys xD

[azazel166]

"I think your weapon might be bent...oh no wait that's YOU!"

[xXxSenarenthxXx]

I sensed your presence before you even arrived...  WHAT DID YOU EAT!

[GrievousCommander]

You've really got your mother's looks....oooh!

[djlolvids]

gnome: YOUR MOTHER!

[DeltaD36]

Best. Insults. Ever.

[ArdenWolfwatcher]

If it were up to me nobody would ever get sick; they'd just die, starting with YOU!!

[cpmusic]

Ha, haha, your funny, but looks arn't everything.

[TheMSWizard]

If I had a friend like you I could tell them secrets. Like that I'm going to set you on fire.

[pcrase2]

excuse me Ms. are you lost? i can point you to the nearest kitchen. lol best quote

[jakbratlee]

i love music and sunshine and love & pane

[jhosseiny]

I played as the female hero for a bit. One shouted at me "Are you lost? Can I help you find your way back to the kitchen"

[rweir262]

people love a virtous Hero, you know why?. BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

[VGMusicHorse]

@rweir262 you forgot the "i hate yeh" part. :)

[MrZOMBIESx]

it must be nice being able to lick your privates but doesnt that embares your dog?

[MsBushytushy]

"sometimes i just want someone to talk to, sometimes i just want someone to kick in the crotch!" lmao

[myforbidden]

My favorite one is "My favorite things are music and sunshine and love!... And pain..."

Lmao

[D4isuk3D]

"a great day to be ALIVE and to KILL!" haha XD gnomes are evil

[OMGWTFBBQCHEESEFRIES]

Lol that's what he deserved for wanting to kick you in the crotch.

[jim2thecamel20]

"i like to think about puppies and slowly , slowly Crushing them."

[cookielobster]

"Seeing you brings back memories...of wanting my eyes Gouged out!"

[texasgoldrush]

you know what I like most about people.....they die

[Niico3197]

You missed my favorite one " you remind me of an old friend...he was a twite...just like you!!!!"

These gnomes were definitely the best part of the game..finding them were every bit worth it

[shentosho]

I bet Foamy the Squirrel would LOVE to have a gnome!

[Wraithsight]

Man I collected all 50 on 2 different saves and I havnt heard like HALF of these. Thanks very much for posting.

Also: Sometimes I just want someone to talk to... and sometimes I want someone to KICK IN THE CROTCH!

[sega616]

"You uuh, really got your mothers looks....eeew..."

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO xD

[ZombieMaster420]

you seem like a very nice person...I KILL NICE PEOPLE!!!

[Dex443]

look at those rippling muscles, those broad shoulders, that square jaw ... you're one weird looking LADY! haha makes me laugh

[Gsetsy]

I'd like to come to your house for tea...and then I'll have YA MUM!

[gaara5567]

You know what i like about people? THEY DIE!

[theretardedbeggar]

@gaara5567 that one isnt in there is it?

[gaara5567]

@theretardedbeggar idk. they say it. might not be in that vid.

[Tzipi5770]

I fecking LOVE these guys!

Thanks for posting!!!

[LEPreconAlpha]

my favorite is "It must be nice being able to lick your own privates, but dosent that embarrass your dog!"

[RammetDiath]

to those who like to thumbs down. . . we've said it before, and we'll say it again, WE HATE YOU

[MrKoffeeKup]

I am so sad that they never go back to normal.... I loved the gnome song.... Hell, why do the gnomes have to go away at all?

I know everyone likes the one about gnomes loving pain, but the best one is

"If i had a friend like you, I could tell them secrets... like I'm going to set you on fire."

The other thing they say hat wasn't here that is positively the most evil is

"I like to think about puppies.....About slowly, crushing them......

[INiGhTIMoNkEy]

You look familiar.. ohh yeahh.. you look just like this girlie I used to SHAG!

I often wait around just to hear that one.

[XxgamethingxX]

This is the perfect soundtrack to have playing in the background when you're proposing to that special someone. =)

[EmberBurn333]

Gnomes are the children of gargoyles, kinda... Brians gargoyle did infuse its mocking powers into all of the 50 gnomes after all.

[mik1867]

those fuckers r evil!

[marshy920]

My favourite things are music and sunshine and looove! ... and pain ...

[mikeceez123]

My favorite things are music and sunshine and LOVE......and pain... best line ever

[SuperNateclark]

i just bought 50 gnomes and one gargoyle i did the spell i woke up and found i was surrounded by gnomes insulting me! please help I DONT HAVE A REAL GUN!

[Rais661]

my favorite things are music, and sunshine and looove!  and pain...

[LTBLACKCOAT]

you my thanks and apreseasion.

[Jamesdallimore90]

they never got old however sadly now ive caught them all :-( thank god for youtube enabling me to keep laughing

[pigsrockmyak47]

3:14 

[salamagogo]

i bust out laughing when i heard the one at 4:10 for the first time...I think that one is the best

[Razara565]

I love the gnomes so much. <3 If I could keep on in my house, I would.

[belleghem]

i like thinking of puppies...about slowly crushing them.

[the23rdmonkey]

Is there one of these vids for the gargoyles of Fable II?

[natearistata]

@the23rdmonkey gotta be one somewhere around on youtube, but not for me. I didn't start doing videos until long after Fable 2

[pigsrockmyak47]

@the23rdmonkey

Please god do one for the gargoyles. I searched everywhere cant find anthing.

[Wolfing1785]

@the23rdmonkey Why would you want one?

[lewis321321]

reminds me of Drop Dead Fred.

[allankles]

The world needs a big strong man to put things right... you know any my lady? That one made me laugh a little when I heard it, there's another even better insult along those lines.

[66606cl66]

wheres the puppies one?

[vids02]

Gnomes, better than Gargoyles in 10 different ways, worse in none.

[cliffhanger11414]

0:22 i hate you :D ftw!

[darkneos2011]

the gnomes are the best

[pigsrockmyak47]

@darkneos2011

Gnomes look cooler, but gargoyles had better voices, loved their accents !

[eXpriest]

I've said it before, I'll say it again: I hate you.

[DaRatier]

"If it were up to me, no one would get sick...THEY JUST DIE, STARTING WITH YOU!"

Lol these gnomes never get boring.

[GavNAlProductions]

Awww, it's a shame you didn't get my favourite one, but they do repeat a lot:

"Are you lost? Can I help you STARVE and DIE?"

Still, best things in a videogame ever! XD

[natearistata]

@GavNAlProductions the first person that commented has me going through with a female (and evil) character to do this again and catch the different lines too, so hopefully I'll get that one in there next time

[icehawk671994]

@natearistata thats why you own at making vids this vid is great

[Fabrazz]

TO SHACK!!!!!! I love them haha

[pwnzjoo1]

HATE HATE HATE HATE

[pwnzjoo1]

@natearistata Whoever flagged it apparently doesn't track Dave Chappelle, and has therefore failed somehow in his life's progression

[Evilokami]

=( you shot him.....

[Arvoyea]

Hilarious. Reminds me of the Player Hater's Ball from Chappelle's Show.

[fluxxdog]

Now we just need the lady's version and were set!