Chuck Norris in Oblivion Episode 5

[Mr2010legoben]

My freind would like to say that 150 people got there buts kicked by sean connery and 1 got killed by chuck norris's death stare.

[St0ryL4nd]

i like how there is a skyrim advertisement on this oblivion video

[TheFallenSparks]

when Jesues was walking on the water Chuck Norris was swimming under the soil... :/

[Dragasen]

Gotta love That 70's Show references.

[100microsoftsam]

i´m MICROSOFT SAM bitches

[TwiponTV]

"Aah, Ooh *dead* Aah, Eeh *dead* Oooh *dead*." Lol

[xxKnocKxxN2L]

lol

[XxXsmok3w33d4ly420Xx]

ROFL SKOOMA plays bob marley XDDD

[idiotbox666]

SKOOMA!! hahaha, you can smoke that shit???

[JonnyALC]

@idiotbox666 maybe moon sugar(substance of skooma)

[iRPCi]

Anyone notice at 7:03 his pants were on, then off, then back on?

[BoysCool123]

hur dålig får man vara:D

[BoysCool123]

sämst

[TheXblade123]

Holy shit bsldmsa shut up mom hahaha

[1985woooman]

Omg, ive been looking for a year trying to find that damn song at the beginning, the wait was worth it :D beautiful song

[Daceard]

@1985woooman Could you please tell what the songs name is? I've been looking for it too D:

[1985woooman]

@Daceard Yeah, it's, An Ending - Brian Eno. I found it by looking at the credits, unfortunately back in 07 I didn't feel like watching credits so I bypassed them :D

[MrVikstroy]

I laughed so hard at 8:43 and 9:57

[hooversom]

First episode in skyrim will be chuck norris vs dragon

[xHardrathax]

jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim on land

[360memati]

hahahahahah I can't anymore hahahahah 2:06

[B1llj3ff]

Whats Chuck Norris's hand to hand lvl????

[elbombo89]

@B1llj3ff it's over nine thousaaaaaaaand!!!

[HustlerMitch]

i thought this was supposed tobe good. -.-

[blackattack100]

hahahaha, that 70s show

[gamer222ful]

wats the song at the start called

[MrIlikestride3457]

where can i get this game at?

[TheMansunite96]

@MrIlikestride3457 It's kinda old now, but any good game shop should have it

[dudesons98]

147 people didn't find this video amusing and therefore clicked the dislike button

[RandyZakk76]

Anything like this out there for Morrowind?

[falcon19978]

matrix much

[purtorican99]

SKOOMA!! 3:36

[TheSorcererSteve]

"Oblivion Episode 5"

That's what I call being stupid

[Virck]

7:38 - 8:32 was so damn intense I had to watch it several times, just to comprehend the norris.

[zts1999]

7:17 err he didnt have any pants

[zts1999]

the begging hurts MY EARS

[locoroco2798]

141 PEOPLE.....seriously don't like the video.

[TEEMSAVAGE]

bruce lee would still murder his ass any day

[Sonic2918vids]

@TEEMSAVAGE bruce lee cant murder anybody, HES DEAD LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAW­LAWL

[Superbowserfreak11]

[Insert Smartass Comment]

[trignite]

@Superbowserfreak11 [insert Unoriginal Reply]

[luis188188]

Chuck norris.

(gets thumps up for no resson)

[sticknasos]

3:21 power move FTW XDXDXDXDXDXD

[pulanceyt]

HAHAHAHA THE SON IN THE END

JESUS FUCK CRAP so funny and badass!

[Janix130]

lol'd at that when the Ausie jumped on roof and hes mom started mumbling xD

[WEwillROCKon]

Please tell me what song starts at 3:34..

i wanna get high on that song..

[TheGRIPCore]

Lol 3:17 combo fail :D

[aatcKane]

Can't Wait for Chuck Norris in Skyrim.

[purtorican99]

@aatcKane YESSSS

[Lukeclooney]

@aatcKane the maker gave it up, sorry buddy

[jcnad890]

FINISH HIM!!!!!

[eoinmac1234]

0:00 to skip commercials

[TheMarinePlanet]

Lol, Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits:)

[nikkirock11]

Thats not skooma its moon sugar!

[xxkevin228xx]

fallout 3 vs oblivion which game has more quest, a bigger world, more things to do, less glitches or mess ups, and is easier to find i use the xbox 360

[XxTheIKINGxX]

@xxkevin228xx

None.

Fallout: New Vegas

[YottaFlop]

My My. What a generic pack of abs you have.

I dont suppose you use any mods on that body.... LOL

[chesssjakk]

@ChuckNorris I love ya!

[Drhealz]

chuck doesnt use fireballs

he uses EGGS!!!!

[puretotheplox]

0:00 Derp.. Damn commercials.

[norman9127]

steven hawkins got raped by microsoft sam

[lTlavelTl]

00:12 skip and 01:02 full skip ;)

[Jalookah]

Refreshing never works for me.

Sucks... this fucking Assassin's Creed Brotherhood commercial is annoying. ITS THE ONLY COMMERCIAL THEYRE EVEN SHOWING! :O

Wait....

Alltier is Chuck Norris.

Look at his chin.

You can so tell.

[Mattichimaru]

@Jalookah ezio, not altiar :)

[adamtried]

@Mattichimaru Bullshat

[holypaladinwarlock]

The song from 28 days later :D

[cleancookie97]

Thumbs up if you clicked 'thumbs up' for hating youtube adverts!

[Silver7761]

@99minifigure99 Roflmfao

[hedroxthelegend]

Jesus can walk on water.Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

[99minifigure99]

Where is Paul hogans Cottage ?

I need to go there..

[MitchoK1989]

@99minifigure99 Byron Bay

[AlfaFRONDZ]

Chuck Norris doesn't breath, he holds air hostage...

[GSGDarkSide]

BLOODSPORT! Fucking epic dude!

[igigothic]

you really f**k chuck's face even i could do it better

[CeatcodeDelta32]

i laughed my fucking ass off when he pulled up the wait menu

[doodsalot270]

@CeatcodeDelta32 ikr its liek hes playing the video game....SIDE DA VIDEOGAME XD

[nicksterman8]

lmfao, why do you even carry around a sword, seriously mu can slice people with your face bones. LOL!

[acolyteelite]

lol skooma was a drink not weed...

[99minifigure99]

"Com at me now"

Thats what she said

[Xrosder]

Chuck Norris sleeps awake.

[markydallimore]

if the sun stairs at chuck norris for to long it goes blind

[scg2013]

funny starting at 8:07

paul hogan "holy shit"

hogan's mom " Paul hogan quit fuckin around!"

paul hogan "shut up mom!"

[G0Evao13]

whats the song at 06:54?

[IronyIsGood]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits!

[DannyBhoy123456]

0:00 to skip the adds

[matajong12]

What's the name of the first song?? I like it :0

[smileyking96]

Jamacian homegrown skooma is the best.

[Ciaran4638]

paul hogans mom is dead

[Ciaran4638]

paul hogans mom is dead

[tokorev747777]

Sitting back. Eating hawaiian bread and watching chuck norris in oblivion! Life can't get better :P

[TheJabbawockeez4life]

0:01 Thank me later

[Aquafrostsheke]

Yeah skooma seriously has that effect I took like 10 shots of that shit while my guy was a fully powered vampire. I couldn't find anything I couldn't one shot & you move like that.

[TheMoogle3]

You Are In Full Screen Press ESC To Exit INTERMITION.

[minigus123]

WALMART

[Shotgunsentry1447]

1:40 to 2:00 is the best moment of my life

[TheBipolarBeaver]

Roflmfao @ the Skooma part xDDDDDDDD

[bloodernax]

Is this Dragon ball or Oblivion Lol

[supersomething1000]

if that was the really chuck norris that old man should have be dead

[ShatteredHawk]

I love the bloodsport refrences

[tcroz24]

0:00

[TheZakMan77]

uhm was i the only one who thought the fight seen was alot like Dragon ball Z lol

[XxPhoenixHarpyexX2]

sleep?? what is that? i dont sleep....I.....

*Press select*, "How much would you like to wait?">>>>*10 hours*,

Waiting. . . . Loading

[VinnyTheRuler]

F5 to skip ads!

[ThePandeo]

cant beat chuck norris

[jumperkid777]

0:00 to skip commercial

[matt25876]

whats the name of the song at 6:54

[TheMoogle3]

@matt25876 It Is One Of The FABLE Themes.

[cheesebomb154]

thumbs up if the highest rated comments are the same

[TheLastVoodooMan]

Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. Which has nothing to do with with his ancestors, no! He just ate a whole Indian.

If Chuck Norris sleeps with a guy, It doesn´t mean he´s gay, it means he had every singe woman on this planet before...twice!

[watcher18893]

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits.

[lfpein7]

@watcher18893 you got that off a folder! I got a better one! jesus may be able to walk on water BUT CHUCK NORRIS CAN SWIM ON LAND!

[mitch13815]

this is the worst machinima product i have EVER seen

[Runicstorm]

@mitch13815 wtf did u like not like walker texas ranger or something? is that why? its pretty good for fighting its not always about laughing

[iamwutuf]

damn brilliant

[Fishdogpigsquirrel]

Mick...shats about to go down.

[BloodBerrySundae1]

whats the song called at the start, im sure its off 28 days later but i cant remember the name

[Kaiem]

@BloodBerrySundae1 Brian Eno - An Ending

[theninjaofhell]

00:01 to skip adds :)

[IZsniperlRaptorlZ]

oh wow FFFFUck your shamwow bitch no 1s gonna buy it so ya fuck u advertisement

[GodleyX]

Its ironic because its actually a bag of moon sugar, imported from the land of morrowind :o good stuff.

[hardchorpunk]

03:56 XD

[EviIDuck]

i like it how chuck just randomly looses his pants

[n00bAtDisGAME]

is chuck norris wearing fur gauntlets?

[superduck76]

chuck norris + oblivion =awesome

[Falcone45]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits.

[wtfmandudeguy1]

@Falcone45

as long as waiting restores you to full health like it magically does in oblivion ;)

[devilhand118]

it the creaters of the nyhm parodies lol chuck norris should go to sean connery and Nerf him lol

[cosmickillercon]

I LOVE THIS STORY IT DOMEGE

[JazyJayJJ]

haha,that 70's show xD

[MrCoolc00l]

hey machinima how old are you?

[xXxUnFoRg1v3nxXx]

I mean why is it whenever we talk, we sound like Steven Hawking got raped by Microsoft Sam?? rofl

[BoboisAnubis]

@soulslayer55000 crocodile dundee

[andy171282]

lol bloodsport & snatch in oblivion hahaahahah

[stina805]

stop makeing the hole deeper unclesam

[DarkFairy003]

doodledoodidlee XD

[ignacioperez1221]

lol he knock his cloths off

[falloutfan1105]

LoL Steven hawking raped by microsoft sam!!!  xD

[Peekie09]

Mick shats about to go down !!

[samyboi93]

paul hogan looks more like leslie nilson from naked gun and airplane lol

[WOOHOJEHA]

That 70's show xD

[n00bAtDisGAME]

FATALITY (6:48 TO 7:03)

[guitarraplayer12]

holy shit its a good thing chuck norris cant die

[silverlight1204]

at 0:21 i like how machinima blocks out his name

[kalalooma]

Aw, poor Pauly. your useless without your little prick aren't ya?

Why that's not a little prick.. That's a knoi

Shut the fuck up!

LOL XD

[cheezpictures]

doodle doo doodley doodle doo doodley doodle doodle doo doodley

[1985woooman]

whats the song at the beginning

[DragonMoth34]

so this is where chuck noris doesnt sleep  he waits comes from

[DragonMoth34]

@nathanbacon3 yea jsut press refresh 90% of the time it will skip it but yea on this one it didnt and if urs was the one about the mom and the daughter saying dickhead then that was funny tho

[anoyingfly]

@nathanbacon3 Thumbs up if you actually know how to use the fucking internet and not see any ads whatsoever.

[nathanbacon3]

@anoyingfly i kno how to use the internet im just saying there annoying

[tankimus]

@nathanbacon3 hit F5 it re-freshens the browser

[SithDuelist45]

@tankimus i dont know about you man, but it dont work for me i just get another add ><

[mogh07]

@tankimus *refreshes

[SkyZXIadvent]

@nathanbacon3 there's always gonna be Google ads u dope cuz youtube needs money

[DeathNimrod]

@nathanbacon3 There is none on Google Chrome.

[Unwarranted]

@nathanbacon3 Download the Firefox plug-in Adblock Plus to get rid of them. :)

[Nerevarineownsyou]

Anyone else get the Matrix references?..lol

[jack9350]

@Nerevarineownsyou i got the references, i thaught they were pretty epic xD

[Larrysayshi5]

lol shut up mom you asshole

[MegaFallout3Fan]

if chuck norris does sleep he would sleep with the light one because the dark is scared of him

[MegaFallout3Fan]

In the intro there is a bear in the game are there actually bears?

[DMrules01]

@MegaFallout3Fan Yes dude

[JonnyALC]

@MegaFallout3Fan yes

[nathanbacon3]

@MegaFallout3Fan yea little ones and big ones

[ITSpectrobe]

Thumb up if dont watch this video cause of the fukcing commercial.

[derDon93]

the fights remind me on the dragonball games.....

[kay4x4]

Uh... Ahh....Ouch....

[FairGamingLudacris]

Skooma FTW ! xDDD

[ReptileSlayer]

Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, Chuck Norris IS PAIN!

[Snitz3lburger]

8:11 pual hogun quit fuckin around SHUDAP MUM!

[Justicar94]

I can't believe it.

He was way stronger than Steve-O was.

haha thumbs up m8 =D

[MrBlackHatMC]

:D zu geil !

GREAT !

"Why is it whenever we talk, we sound like Steven Hawking got raped by Microsoft Sam? ! LOOOOOOOOOLLLL !!!!!!!

[uptheironsacdc]

We are all allpowerful,and can do whatever we want...If Chuck Norris allows it..Birds fly cuz Chuck allowed them,Fish breathe underwater cuz Chuck allowed them...Ya get it?

[BlackIce131]

is that apple watch

[JonnyALC]

any1 who hates these google adds thumbs up!

[Mincho1994]

@JonnyALC I don't get you guys i dont get anything :D

[BlackHaZe262]

that 70s show