My Life In 2 Words

[RTRDPrOd]

My chidhood is ruined

[AetherMedia]

Didn't see that cumming o.o

[queenado]

LOOOL Which eppy is this? :3 I MUST KNOW WHAT HE REALLY SAYS

[LeonardAndHisBiscuit]

I'm not Master Baiting! I'm my own original two-word combination: Blaster Mating!

[iwentintothe]

@killsar935 you mean, he reilly says and does that...

[explodoboyv2]

Master BAAADIIIIING!!!

[phily4life]

Tails: ''Ooh! Teach me, Sonic!'' :P

[CorganPrix]

Perhaps you should try actual sex.

[UltimateGameNerd]

thats ONE word.........is also a verb

[IRGEMINIMAN]

@UltimateGameNerd Master Baiting.

[ichitiger4rukicat]

0.0

[fireglo450]

mmmm....bad audio pasting.

[styler564]

seems legit

[MegaXeno101]

I'm mastubating

[Eric032289]

That's only one word. >_>

[AshuraSenku]

@Eric032289 *facepalm*

[Eric032289]

@AshuraSenku Sorry, my ears suck. Didn't notice the "I'm" at the beginning. :P

[TotallyAwesomeManGuy]

I don't know about a guy who's talent is being fast...

[Cyndersparx]

WITH TWO HANDS.

[supersonicfan990]

He says ''Master'', and ''Waiting''. Master-Waiting....

[Osiris2994]

@supersonicfan990 please don't be that guy, and enjoy the joke

[juicebocks100]

dum shits he said im not just masterbating

[SILENTSNAKE93]

I thought it was guna be...Im Gay

[lianaobata]

Master Baiting...You sir have a interesting way of describing your life.

[jjdebenedettojr]

it makes it funnier that he is crying

[ElitexxxSaiyan]

@jjdebenedettojr its also funny because it looks like hes pulling something XD

[crystalspakles]

masturbating is 1 word

[chyre5753]

@crystalspakles it's says im masterbaiting

[crystalspakles]

@chyre5753 Oh, I thought it just said materbating...

[ALLTHEMEMES]

Thats pathetic.

[ShellzyAnne]

That's one word..

[ComradeGraty]

"masturbating" is two words?

[TheHomestawWunna]

With two hands? I am impressed.

[cottoncandyaddict]

Mass ter bay deeeeeeeeeeeeenn

[DiegoAlanTorres]

MASTURBBATINGGGGGGGGG!!!!

T_T

[theotherdudes45]

retitle the video to "every man's life in 2 words"

[AnimeMasterUPLOADER]

@theotherdudes45 naw...girls too, males aint the only pervy freaks :P

[Diggler397]

With two hands?

Wow sonic, I'm impressed

[DiegoAlanTorres]

@Diggler397 lol

[horaciosi]

@Diggler397 That is actually possible ^^

[jackjoeboy]

when im wanking ill put this vid on my gf knocks on door she will say what r u doing? ill put this vid on xD

[tylerpimpnation]

Cum again! XD

[werknemerful]

what he sez!!

[Insertnamehere58]

I've been on youtube for the past two hours just clicking on the related videos.... i have no idea how i got here

[Gaskinboy00]

O_O

[Vader3123]

So you don't have one?

[doydoy22]

tmi

[Whyamibzsdmh]

That's actually 1 word.

[1stpltpkmnTR]

@Whyamibzsdmh Really Immasturbating is one word?

[Whyamibzsdmh]

@1stpltpkmnTR It's

"Masturbating"

>_>

[1stpltpkmnTR]

@Whyamibzsdmh no he said Im masturating you said it was one word

[Whyamibzsdmh]

@1stpltpkmnTR Oh...

[CodyBruder]

Didn't See That One Cumming!

[ifghdfsdsxi1]

I spend the last seconds of 2011 watchin this.......

WIN

[ifghdfsdsxi1]

I spend the last seconds of 2011 wathing this...

 WIN

[kitsurubami]

BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!

[sarge12345able]

Double handed? Total badass.

[JacobsEvelien]

it's 1 word -,-" or not??

[blackheartysoul]

@JacobsEvelien No, He says "..I'm..MASTURBAAAAAAAAAAATING­."

[killsar935]

i never knew sonic could masterbate

[killsar935]

he really says that

[VerendumGames]

@killsar935 This is clearly sentence-mixing.

[MrHowdareyou]

Sonic? where did you find that porn O_o

[Ofallthings089]

Master Baiting

[roleplayingnoob]

Classic America

[robotnik987]

hes a watchin pornhub

[Queenrock990]

is this genuine.. o_O

[awesonovadude919]

it spoke the truth. now off to redtube! *swooshes away*

[TheIpodhuman8]

You have a very exiting life on your hands. xD

[RunningLego]

MAASSSTERRRRBAAATTTIIINGGGGGG

[AwsomeScarf]

I find thi hard to masturbate to

[NarutoFan7066]

i laughed a lot

[codylewis66]

@rasenshuriken49 How can you? its too tiny!

[45loconder]

1 word! masturbating

[NarutoFan7066]

@45loconder it says "i'm masturbating"

[StrawberryGuy86]

Whatever happened to... touching inappropriately is no good?

[rasenshuriken49]

i dont have to hear this i am going to go masterbate

[HentaiSweetie]

lol wut

[theEPICNESS42]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN O.O

[Legojohn22328]

thats 1 word

[ColdEndeavor]

@Legojohn22328 Hello Sherlock Holmes!

[GRABBINPEELZ1000]

masturbating

[HydraWolf1]

CUM...mAsterBAITIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIING...*Fap fap fap fap*

[zombiekillproduction]

one word

[ps3master72]

master-bating!

[AtomosKalumet]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then I took a hand to the dick....

[dbgtmaster10]

@AtomosKalumet I used to like an arrow to the knee jokes... Then i took an arrow to the knee

[pelkiregnat]

@AtomosKalumet huge faggot

[AguFungus]

@AtomosKalumet Now this is how you make a funny meme out of an unfunny meme!

[KINGTROLL211]

my life in two words...when i was 12-19

[TheAwesomoe]

how's that two words?

[TRBagon]

@TheAwesomoe

Im Masterbaiting!

[ArebearFTW]

The game.

[hemms3]

That's one word.

[JoethePocalypse]

oh jeez, judging by the other strange videos on the side, im in the WEIRD part of youtube again.

[FellianTheDragon]

Sounds like one word to me

[PerZclan]

The m in I'm stand for am so that makes it 3 words.

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[xXDigitalassnXx]

thats 1 word T_____T

[peepeevagi]

This also my life in two words. I've made a good deal of money off of it too. Guys apparantly watching hung guys do it :P

[BlazingNetwork]

I'm guessing you're a virgin...

[ZZYXY456]

forever alone

[TheMaddogx32]

its 1 word....

[LeJourDuJugement]

Ass Masturbatiiiiiiing.

[AesculapiusPiranha]

.... That's one word...

[shaddiGhumri]

@AesculapiusPiranha no he said im masterbating

[JaysPlace20]

Ew

[SirRocketdog]

@dlbassmasterful AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm lonely

[Gac3o56]

It's awkward that the 2 top comments are the same.

[eykntspelFTW]

@Gac3o56 they arent.....

[MeowthRocket]

Making Sonic say I'm Masturbating..... you better believe that's a paddlin'!

[SenganMaster]

@dlbassmasterful As much as a...

-sunglasses-

DOUBLE NIGGER!

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- oh wait, that's a racial slur... sorry.

[SenganMaster]

@dlbassmasterful You're grammatically incorrect. Now I must hunt you down for the Fuhrer.

[LostMusicalMeanings]

Master Baiting...

[TwillightSparkle]

@dlbassmasterful No That's 1,092 people

[Sonicfan2meep123]

is it really that hard? XD

[Tyrianes]

In two words; aroow knee

[yams4u2]

@Tyrianes more like "old joke"

[TheMike16112]

This was on my recommended -_-

[digitalpiggy193]

@TheMike16112 was in my recommended list too. i think we've wound up in that weird part of youtube too many times...

[callmeloretter]

@YellowLickilickiXL I don't play Runescape, but you made me laugh.

[TRBagon]

Didn't see that one cumming

[burnthewitchXD]

@TRBagon these jokes are getting out of hand

[TFgamer101]

@TRBagon lol

[harvestmoonchik890]

@TRBagon This is the only pun that I actually find funny.

[TheRickrollmasta]

@TRBagon nice one

[ChickenOfHeaven]

@TRBagon I love how I see the exact same comment on s different video.

[SilhouetteJudas]

@TRBagon I see what you did there...

[godofcrap42]

@TRBagon I see what you did there

[callmeloretter]

Master Baiting? Hmm, I've never heard of a name like that. Unless you mean MASTURBATING. Go back to grammar class, you idiot.

[YellowLickilickyXL]

@callmeloretter Master baiting. Hmmm. Reminds me of fishing in RuneScape.

[MEGASUPERSLACKER]

1:im 2:master 3:bating LIAR

[3dispie]

Masturbating is 1 word..

[inuyasha9454]

@3dispie he said im masturbating

[TheSupersonicmadness]

and this what sonic does when he finds naked pictures/videos of sally and amy :P

[Trashcansam123]

I find this video difficult to do what Sonic does all throughout his life......

[starfire608]

2 words

D*ck Shine!



[deraidos45]

Did he really says "Masturbating"?

[GodlyBoss]

@deraidos45

LOL, No.

[MyPlaya1996]

actually masturbating is one word

[pinheadface9000]

You, good sir... describe what I do everyday. Hold on a second-- -Truns around- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH

[danieluzumaki14]

is this real??

[scruffyfan]

@danieluzumaki14 Or is this fantasy??

[azzazxp]

@dlbassmasterful so how come only 39 people liked your comment then?

[jriley1992]

That's one word.

[Sexamabomb]

@dlbassmasterful

More like 1073 people spend their lives masturbating

[OscuroZero]

@Sexamabomb More like 379,915 people masturbated to this video 

[alfa999er]

@Sexamabomb both are wrong...its "7.2 billion people spend their life masturbating"

[BatteryHorse]

NopenopeNopenope22 Those things don't actually work. It's okay, you're free.

And next time realize that mystics don't use caps lock.

[goodkid457]

I have landed in the weird part of youtube again......

[slimshadyfan123456]

@NopenopeNopenope22 did it work for u

[GuitarsRgood]

last time i checked, masturbating was one word.....

[CODMarioWarfare]

1 word?

[A7X126]

@dlbassmasterful is that a bad thing?

[MicahCTheory]

Not funny.



[VerendumProductions]

@henrytran49 Oh wow! Something inappropriate on the internet! The nerve!

Seriously, you can't censor the internet. It's up to the discretion of the parent to filter what they believe their child should see. There are FAR dirtier things a kid could hear on YouTube alone.

[Themakeshifthero]

Sonic on Max After Dark

[ColdSideOfPillow136]

rofl

[DragonstarandFrofree]

I thought the 2 words were "chili" and "dog"

[HomoFobianBird]

Did he say: "master baiting"...?

[HydraWolf1]

@HomoFobianBird MaSTER baiTIIIIIIIIIIIING.

[ThePhantomThiefDarkM]

Isnt this a kids show?

[Peacemonstax3]

@dlbassmasterful Now it's 196....

[clubpenguin235]

Masturbating is 1 word

[MaxCool858]

what episode is this???? :(

[byerscm]

O.O?

[GreenNova790]

What in the god's green happened here?

[TypicalUser7]

That's one word.

[JWFernel]

@TypicalUser7

"I'm masturbating."

[TypicalUser7]

@JWFernel Oh I did not hear the i'm at the beginning.

[cecilburwell]

Aren't we all?