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  • Charlie should slash his own throat

  • you make good points and i love all of your rants really heartfelt awsome keep it up ps do not take this the wrong way but when you get mad you kinda look like a mupppet

  • Winning!!!

  • The only compliment i can ever give to Charlie Sheen is that he's a good actor and has good movies. Otherwise, i don't know shit, and i would say fuck him.

    Likewise, even if i told my opinion about this, who am i to judge? I don't know the TRUE situation even if i have hard proof, because the hardest proof here CANNOT be brought above water. Who the fuck knows what happened? Nobody except these 2. The story that we know could've already been blurred into someting that they want us to believe

  • sometimes I think you are forcing some of your anger

  • Not only would Charlie have gotten off or get little jail time. People would also say that she either is lying or must have done something to deserve it. For some reason sexual assault and domestic violence are trivialized or even praised. I know this from personal experience.

  • @SlayerAngel90 Sexism has a long, brutal history.

  • I love sheens movies and show. But there is no excuse for allot of shit hes done and he's clearly not a nice guy and i wouldn't try to defend him.

  • i hate charlie sheen

  • @momakesgoodmeatloaf charlie sheen is beast...fuck you.

  • @givemesomeheadho A beast who abuses his partners and does drugs...fuck him.

  • Honestly... You have the weirdest voice. Ever.

  • your crazy and fucked up 

  • @xxxbrawlxXxx150 You're*

  • Ur just mad because ur a gay meth head who likes it in the butt by care bears! Are you mad because Charlie is always *Winning*? Are you gonna cry? Can you say Upgrade! Yeah I would upgrade to 2 Girls aswell.

  • He should of beat the shit out of her and put a knife to her thoat and kill her the would of veen better

  • Oh shit, he's pissed this time.

  • Yeah. He should be fired from two and a half men...

  • HIYA PHILLY MAN I'M OFF CASTOR AVE BUDDY WANT SOME SCRAPPLE MMMMMMMM

  • @SCUBONZIES

    ugh... scrapple.

  • @TheArchfiend WHAT'S THE MATTER DON'T YOU LIKE SCRAPPLE MMMMMM WITH SOME NICE STROMAN BREAD TOAST AND KELLER'S BUTTER MMMMMM YA SO I THINK NBC SUCK'S FOR CRAZY SHIT AND CBS SUCK'S FOR ASSHOLE SHIT ABC IS THE BEST BABY YA YOUR POINT'S ARE VERY TRUE IVE BEEN SOUL DEAD FROM 1998 WHEN HEAT OF WAR SPARKED I MEAN YA I USED TO HANG IN THE STREET'S BUT I WAS STILL GOOD MOSTLY I'LL TELL YA THE SHIT I SEEN GO DOWN HORROR MOVIE WOW I TURNED 18 SICK MAN WHY WHERE PEOPLE BEING FEED BLOODY MEAT LIKE GOD JESE

  • @TheArchfiend SOLVE IT !!! NOW BICTH

  • Sheen is such a fucking piece of goddamn dogshit. What a fucking worthless lowlife. It pisses me off to no fucking end that not only is this guy back in the news, but fucking idiotic people are defending him.

  • i wish he beat the shit outa you and put a knife to your throat -.-

  • @warhawkmedia that's not very nice :(

  • Come on people,blaming the victim,really?The "men" that beat women do it for one reason and one reason only-their too much of a pussy to fight another man so they hit the weak(er).They want to be bad ass but the would have the shit beat out of them if they ever went toe to toe with a man.On another note,why did it take so long for the state to remove his kids?And come to think of it,how come the Jackson kids were never removed?Oh yeah,money talks and bullshit walks!

  • smart people can get away with anything, lol. charlie sheen is clever. Just like that lady that cut off her husbands dick and got away with it.

  • @apolllos7 That's not being smart, that's being lucky.

  • never seen a gay dude get so angry LOL

  • @thetriangletheory

    Thank$ for watching thi$ video

  • @TheArchfiend ... why do you have $ signs for s's

  • @thetriangletheory never seen a homophobe get so angry. huh.

  • bro, seriously, you NEED to get a life...couldnt you have put this energy into something constructive? get a hobby

  • @rainbow716590452

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    Thank$ for watching thi$ video

  • @TheArchfiend don't give a shit you cocksucker of undertaker freak 1127

  • @rainbow716590452 "Get a hobby"

    What do you call this?

  • this guy clearly sucks cock for breakfast, biggest butt pirate on earth. dont quit your meat packing day job cock boy

  • @nathansugerman

    Charlie Sheen is not gay. What a silly accusation.

  • she's obviously a lying cunt !

  • I'll tell you what we can give him, a good boot to the head!

  • I think Charlie Sheen should get a giant tampon curb stomped into his mouth, what a great guy, really!

  • Holy crap, so much victim blaming.

  • Lots of women seem to enjoy getting abused, they act like they hate it but in actuality they love it. Women are a strange strange species.

  • @DrGnockerz Don't be a fucking idiot.

  • When you scream, you sound like the orange monster that recently debuted on Sesame Street.

  • Those, who support the vatican, are cursed. "Come out of her my people, lest you participate in her plagues"

  • He is already getting away with a lot of stuff right now. cause you now why. he is Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half men. He is a celebrity. Just like paris hilton and all of them. they all got away with shit. thats how it all works. it doesnt make much sense but its true. lol.

  • his right what is wrong with these people

    i hope he bashes her again and this time she dies.

    disgrace

  • she didnt sound scared on the 911 call in the least...she prob set him up for not gettn her that 10k ring for xmas:P..My take on ur vid is that ur a ghey attention seeking whore, who rants and raves for the sake of drama, even though all ur doing is spewing BS. right or wrong doesnt matter to u, its all about u tickling yourself with delight as u hear urself spew some fabulous drama, like OMG ...its peeps like u that are making this country go arsebackwards down the drain.

  • thanks arch, I had my speakers up louder than usual to hear your voice clearer and all of a sudden I hear "WHAT THE HELL IS SHE THINKING" and almost shat my pants

  • This rant was hilarious! I have a rant of my own on the Charlie Sheen subject on my channel.

  • lololol your emotion is so strong its hilarious

  • Christ what an annoying personality you have :(

  • I've read that women are 'trained' to sacrifice anything for love... to an extent. This story just jacks that theory up the ass of society and furthers the poison lol.

  • you sound like a dumbass with a little girls voice....

  • @Tutuze4armenia

    How in the world does that sound like a little girls voice? And while you're at it, may I ask for you to please make up another one of you devilishly clever insults for me?

    But you're probably just a Shane Dawson or RWJ Fangirl bitch, who doesnt actually listen to the video and just twirls you hair and thinks about ponys. How about you aquire an IQ above 30 and then get back to me? Ok?

  • Did you hear about how his plea deal is going to allow him 12 hours a day outside of the jail to work on two and a half men in his 30 day sentence.

  • Even if Brooke Mueller pressed charges, she's probably get beaten more by Charlie and because of his celebrity status, it probably wouldn't effect him that much. Celebrities get everything...

  • damn Arch, this was one raged filled video, but i find it great u can show this much rage on camera by putting that wife beating dickmunch in his place.

  • Hey super fag did u evar hear that no one cares

  • @SuperHillbillykid About you? I am not surprised at all.

  • you are a douche, sir. also, the eagles suck.

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  • comedy gold

  • dude, youre a fucken tool, what are you thinking?

    maybe the bitch was lying or something, its funny theses days anything you hear or see on tv is 100%truth WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? dum fux such as yourself gossiping. who knows when you dont have the full story the whole truth(but then again i doubt your married i can see your queen sized bed so WTF do you know) bottom line who gives a shit his shows not that good and your a tool! FUCK EVERYBODY!

  • @NPHaintgay 911 call.

    Exactly.

  • I wouldn't have let him get away with that she should have pressed charges

  • Your husband beats the hell out of you and you're not pressing charges? WTH?

  • keep your comments about charlie sheen to yourself.

  • or else what ...?

  • I will shake my fist at you......

    ANGRILY!!!!

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  • Yo Archfiend, like the vids. Keep up the good work.

  • Yea, it's behavior that like this that makes me think that women simply have no goddamn sense of what they want. "HE BEAT ME AND PUT A KNIFE TO MY THROAT, BUT HE LUUUVS MEE!!!!" Whaver...Like you said, this shit happens CONSTANTLY, and seriously, if she wants to stay with somebody who beat her and nearly killed her, what can you do about it? And canuck, take a chill pill. Yes he's in rehab, but that still doesn't excuse the fact that he put a knife to his wife's throat.

  • how the fuck do we know if he's an asshole or not? for fuck's sake, have you met the man? i'm guessing no so stfu! this is what i hate about celebrity gossip and ppl bitching about it! he's IN rehab as we speak, when talented ppl like him have problems, he needs fixing, he's fixing himself up right now! god, ppl think they know these ppl like their neighbors but you don't, so quit ur bitching and moaning, ur all so fucking infantile!

  • Have you ever met, Osama Bin Laden?

    K, then.

  • Ur seriously comparing bin Laden to Sheen? That's beautiful! Sheen is a celebrity with drinking and temper problems. Bin Laden is an insane fucking lunatic that kills innocent men and women. There's a clear difference between a Hollywood celebrity and a terrorist! Have you heard of Mickey Rourke, there's more of a misogynist for you!

  • @thecanuckmovielord lol,bin laden is a comic book character, pretty much! you seem like a gullible guy that will belive n e thing on tv but either way osama sheen there both actors or pawns to a certain extent

  • @NPHaintgay Okay, I actually consider myself one of the intelligent teenagers out there, because I'm one of the few who hates Twilight and Transformers 2 in my age demographic, but anyway I believe that Bush and his guys are just as bad as bin Laden or worse. I barely watch TV anyway but I genuinely like Sheen. I just think that he has drinking and anger problems that he needs to fix.

  • i see that as BS dont buy what the bitch/media said im not to into this story but did he admit to it? cuz charlie seems like a decent guy

  • cunt deserves to be beaten cuz she is a starfucking cunthole!

  • calm down arch.Just calm down... Get in the attic kids,don't cry kiddies.

  • God I hate those assholes and asshole fans.

  • 0:42 I was lmao all day!

  • Charlie Sheen is fake and gay, he deserves squirel aids

  • qoute is from The Zodiac

  • It may be but that's not where I got it from.

  • This vid is epic lol

  • He has a great show ! :D

  • Nice vid! 5***** I love when your face gets red with anger. It's cute.

  • She's telling the truth.

    Sheen has done SO MUCH like this, that there is NO WAY that she would make shit like this up.

    She decides not to press charges for the same reason why the other females of his life didn't do it, IF they did press charges, he would not go to jail because he's a celebrity, so all that would happen is that she would get beaten more.

  • @morbidchid That's fucked up!

  • Excellent video. I can't stand it when people defend wifebeaters.

  • i hate Charlie Sheen so much awesome video

  • Holy shit i never saw you so pissed,anyway,even if it does happen again it will probably be dismissed. charlie sheens going to hell though lol.

  • This makes me want to dig out Hot Shots! part deux and give it a watch.

  • Two and a Half Men sucks dick anyway

  • Totally.

  • i believe that a man can beat his wife because its the mans PROPERTY ! Medieval times rule

  • you sir are a very strange man !

  • Just don't call me a wife beater and it's all good.

  • Im not gonna watch a minute more of Two And a Half Men.

  • I guess Brooke consulted Rhianna on the matter.

  • epic comment XD

  • Charlie Sheen is an ass and so is his wife. They deserve each other.

  • That is the one thing I really should have said in this video.

  • good words arch, tell me something though, what would you say if brooke mueller actually did change her mind and press charges?

  • It's too late now. Look up "double jeopardy".

    The most she could do is take him to civil court if she wanted to press charges now. He can not be tried by her charges in a criminal court EVER now. The state found a loop hole and is charging him with some shit but as I said in the video, those charges are worthless without her cooperation.

  • hm, point taken

  • Forgiveness

  • First class.

  • 0:43 -1:10  Matthew Broderick Moment

  • sorry about this.. but if she lied then shes is going to jail right i mean if you file a fake police report you get in trouble right?

  • all true ...but i have to say for some reason you voice is so awesome when you yell it gets everyones attention. EPIC... yea he needs to go to jail

  • She's just a sadist.

  • He should get the peaceprice for entertaining people!

  • Thank you very much. This world starts making sense to me when I listen to people like you!

  • One of my favourite rant videos due to your sheer anger and frustration

  • It's obviously a conspiracy.

  • if charlie sheen is beating on bookittty, your so called "sister". what you gonna do ?

  • Nothing because she would dump his ass and take half his money.

  • Agreed, she has strong arms so she can take down charlie, no problem.

  • I like charle sheen he's fucking funny in 2 and a halv men but I think she's not pressing charges cause Charles acting career will be tarnished if she did and alot of charlees fans will be mad at her

  • women are only stuck up with men that has a lot of money.... if they break up they'll be broke

  • Either way, good rant...

  • Response to a couple comments you made in your vid: "How many times do you want to get the shit beaten out of you?" & The embracing in court with Sheen mentioning:

    The only thing going through my mind & the only rationale I can get but at the same time pisses me off as well, is that POS must've brainwashed her with a shit-ton of abuse & then the "I love you" bullshit in different forms.

    Steve Wilkos has the same question on his show as you do... "Why stay with this guy after the first attack?!!"

  • You had a rage explosion O_O

  • haha holy shit you went nuts

  • I really respect the fact that you are truly pissed off about this and more people should be. Society is sick period they just want to be entertained and eat a fat dinner at the end of a work day. Nothing matters anymore like morality and generally being a decent human being. Charlie Sheen and people like him are scum but scum just so happens to be the majority in the world we live in now.

  • I had a different window open at the first point you shouted really loud and it made me jump. I was like HOLY SHIT! Lol. 5 stars for that!

  • Damn, I knew the guy was an asshole but for his wife to just let him walk like that is just...wow...then again stuff like this happens everyday anymore it seems. Which basically dumbs down to two things: 1) She is as you said a dumb cunt, 2) She was too afraid to testify.

    Whether or not Brooke is a liar I'm not sure and as for Charlie Sheen, well he should still serve some jail time for what he's done. But hey, Celebrities are above the law as are most men who get away with shit like this.

  • a different approach from normal. This obviously pissed you off badly lol love it

  • 3:42 That's one I haven't heard out of your mouth before!

  • It's a word reserved for special occasions and instances such as this.

  • You say you never say the F word, but hell. The C word is quite possibly 10X worse.

    So you fail big time.

    This rant is shit, I'm rating it differently today.

  • Shut up, cunt.

  • Looks like all that youtube fame has got to your head.

  • Totally.

    PS, I rated your tree kicking video 1 star. Take that!

  • PS, No you didn't because I removed it ages ago. Take that!

  • I rated it before you removed it n00b.

    PWND!

  • No not really, because what does the rating mean if the video doesn't exist. *sigh*

  • Well jokes on you... I just voted my video 5 stars with my Jokefiend account and canceled out your vote!

    PWND!

  • I think not.

    PWND!

  • "Who's this douche?"

  • HaHa

  • OH man this was a cool rant. do the screaming thing more often! makes things WAY more interesting :]

  • Yeah I was thinking that too.

  • Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick!

    Fletch - 1985

  • Love you archfiend ;P your like the only person who makes sence

  • I try.

  • I'm glad to say that I've never even watched his show once.

  • 0:43 - 1:08 lmao you sir just earned another 5 more stars from me.

  • Lol my big brother is watching 2 and a half men as im watching this video! xD

    And about him beating his wife i think its really fucking stupid. I pisses me off too Archfiend... Its just fucking retarded!

  • I have seen things like this all the time and it really is sad.

  • Ugh. I know.

  • Battered women often don't press charges. Brooke is probably scared to shit of Charlie and morbidly in love with him at the same time. You know, "Oh, he apologized and said he loved me, maybe he can change". It's NOT rational, sane thinking; it's the thinking of someone with battered women's syndrome.

    And yes, people are sick for tuning in just to watch Charlie's show right after this happens. Honestly, until Charlie Sheen kills his wife or he gets killed himself, then nothing much will happen.

  • Wow, you must do more rants similar to this one, its both entertaining and you have a very good point. like you do most of the time. haha

  • While I can scarcely believe she is not pressing charges, something I can't seem to dismiss either if there was some SERIOUS personal settlements between them beforehand to let him slide. Otherwise, I'd say it's a poor decision she's made.

    Charlie Sheen, the next Humanitarian of the year. *listless tone*

  • Yes this is pretty outrageous wtf is all I can say.

  • Brook mueller is an idiot. Press charges against and get it over with. oh ever heard the phrase "there is no such thing as bad publicity" people are so drawn in to it. if you excuse me i'm gonna watch seinfeld.

  • crazy how rich people get away with everything multiple times. if a normal person the makes a threat to someone there in jail.

  • Face it. Women can't live without a spouse. Hell, sometimes I think if they get beat, they secretly like it O.o.

  • Holy shit you were pissed XD

  • Just a lil'.

  • totally 0-o he scared me when he started screaming XD !

  • She probably has "battered woman's syndrome."

    That shit is serious if she does have battered woman's syndrome then it's not going to go end for her or him (usually women that suffer from this end up killing the abuser). Not that he should get a free pass anyways.

  • is the quote from Born in East L.A.?

  • Archie... have you ever mentioned that Charlie Sheen is something of a spokesperson for the opinion that 9/11 was "an inside job", that the World Trade Centers were brought down by a controlled demolition planned by the government... what an idiot.

  • No I didn't know that actually.  Phuck. I would have thrown that in.

  • WOO,WOO,WOO,WOO,WOO,WOO,WOO,WO­O,WOO,WOO,WOO, calm down. I know it's ridiculous that he isn't in prison, but you know what's worse, catching a guy red handed, went to trial, and got off because the evidence wasn't properly collected; yes I'm talking about O.J. Simpson. And the bigger irony is that he had the balls to write all about it in his book.

  • Karma took care of, OJ though.

    Aint that right, OJ? OJ? ... Oh that's right. He's not here. He's in prison now.

    I hope karma catches up to, Charlie soon too.

  • I can think of more than 2 and a half reasons why Sheen should be brought to justice

  • maybe if Sheen revs up the chainsaw she'll consider taking some action......jesus christ. What is wrong with her? is being beat up and nearly throat slit not enough to press charges?

  • Wow, this is like those abuse movies on lifetime.

  • @BeRad117

    ...Or those people who go on Steve Wilkos and shows like it... I am always dumb struck and angry to see at the end of the show where the woman walks off with the man that beats her on a regular basis. *sigh*

  • This world just keeps getting dumber and dumber. I cannot believe that his wife did not file charges against that asshole. The ONLY reason she shouldn't have was what you said Archfiend:She lied. Either way, excellent rant video.

  • natural born killers.

    good vid bro i totally agree, sheen is a royal douche.

  • Someone beat you to guessing NBK.

  • NBK? More like HBK.