Best Kirk Fight Moves - The Wall of Destruction

[SgtTravisBickle]

He does an awesome move in The Savage Curtain where the guy comes at him with a sharpened stick and he catches his hand and uses the momentum (Steven Seagal-style) to maneuver the attacker's arm behind his back. Then he lines up the stick and hits the guy in the jaw so that he impales himself on the stick. It was shot at a weird angle, which makes it look cheesy because the stick isn't lined up right (due to safety reasons, probably), but you can tell what the intention was. It's badass!

[robtul12]

Props to WIlliam Shatner for pulling off all of those stunts and moves by himself in an age before they had modern CGI and computer graphics.

[talkindurinthemovie]

I died when I watched this clip and someone said " Its the Butt-butt close realtive to the headbutt"

[enterprise160]

Another ordinary day on the Enterprise!

[TheLurtzzzz]

Goodbye Chuck Norris LMAO

[darkjediMIK]

Just watched the remastered version of this yesterday; they didn't have the *donk* sound effect in it though.

[diamondtheater88]

I liked the coconut sound during the elbow drop

[1GodOnlyOne]

This is by far the goofiest (and best!) Kirk fight move of all time!

Jumping up against the wall while simultaneously rammig his butt into the alien's face would be extremely ineffective, and would only hurt the Captain, not the alien.

Shatner himself is visibly devastated by the move.

Classic TOS!

[XLaziib3aX]

Enyone else hearing a fun sound and kindda wierd sound at @0:17? after he does the butt attack

[diamondtheater88]

@XLaziib3aX its the coconut to head move

[dancetothebest]

epic rap battles.!

[MikeAM78]

LMAO @ 0:18-0:19 WTF?!?!

[babysisv]

@MikeAM78 I know right? I think he thought he was apart of the WWF at that point.

[multiYellowHorse]

@MikeAM78 couldn't have said it better myself ! and the sound O.o

[captcrane]

the best captain ever

[TheSubwaysurfer]

Yikes! Kirk gets stabbed in the kidney! How did that make it pass the censors?

[Sirenhound]

That Andorian didn't really commit to his jabbing, and did Kirk move his body *into* the path of the blade?

[jdw99]

Kirk was just inventing combat parkour. Then, when the alien stabbed him, he just blocked it with his kidney, since he's got a spare anyway. Well played, Shatner, well played.

[VonPotHead]

in halw way in 00, to sec 25, it looks like the same move :p

[zackwords]

note to self... don't try to sit on the bad guy's head until knife has been discharged from his hands.

[smilez791]

Ass to face style, how'd you like it?

[DKetch1966]

Another possible Kirk exchange immediately after the fight with the Andorian:

Kirk - "Kirk to bridge"

Uhura - "Yes Capt"

Kirk - "I would like you to access the "Butt Whipping database, please"

Uhura - "Sir?"

Kirk - "And update the totals; Kirk : 118 / Aliens : zero"

Of course we all know Kirk has had his butt kicked a time or two but Kirk would NEVER admit THAT!

[Mandras24]

Thumbs up if you heard the tong something

[jchollins]

@Mandras24 I heard like a cartoon type bongo when kirk hit the ground after the jump kick or the flying butt attack move or whatever that move was he did. His feet hit the wall not the guy. But I did hear a strange noise that didn't seem to go there.

[Drpatrick777]

Funny how all the intelligent beings are humanoid not 8 ft tall 4 armed 7 brained beasts

[PreOrderingUnicorns]

0:08 bitch slapped xD

[Apollomasque]

Ass attack!

[Zackthedalj]

fail ftw

[thebootinpieman]

press 5

[TheNickyio]

press 9 FAIC KICK!

[Nievesggness]

rofl this is like the worst fight scene ever

[Apollomasque]

@Nievesggness

Obviously you haven't seen Arena.

[vmurt]

@IanPeon - it was intentional b/c Kirk was actually stabbed by the blue guy - he collapses shortly after this clip.

[mikero08]

Looks like something out of the WWE. Only thing missing was the strategically placed folding chair.

[scottb80]

Only Kirk could get stabbed and continue fighting.

[Labzo441]

That wall move was hilarious. I'm gonna use that next time grandma gives me any lip.

[gorillabelly1]

LOL! The Wall of Destruction? More like Kiss My Flying Butt!

[IanPeon]

The sound for Kirk busting his arse is classic BTW, thanks for the chuckle.......but when you see this scene for the first time, you wonder if it was supposed to have gone the way it did. Shat is clearly in pain after dumping himself onto his own butt, but was that the intention? And, if it wasn't, then kudos to the director for just leaving it that way.

[wrath231]

Kirk is so manly he dodges towards the knife!

[PabloVestory]

It's really great the conga sound in 0:19 when Kirk  hits the andorian wit his.. ah.. .tailbone? Have the andorians hollow skulls?

[apaludde]

so bad acting

[HAL29209]

Obviously the Andorians have not yet reached the level of evolution where they can successfully stab a somewhat stationary object. Maybe next millineum.

[PaperSoapy]

@HAL29209 Lol, yeah but, that was just bad choreography, still fun to watch.

[BeRelow]

Too bad the Andorian was a FAKE!!!....but still, great fight, Kirk!

[Naisium]

Actually Shatner did all the fighting in this scene and that's impressive

[BladeStrike]

He destroyed that poor Andorians brain. He forgot how to stab...

[DEP717]

I like to think he farted on the alien....

[batesyboy1000]

suchhh a cheesy movie! thumbs up if you agree!

[simonmarshall1]

Kirk was a badman...he would have owned in the ufc

[CoolerKing37]

Was that sound effect @ 0:18 actually from the original show?

[DJApeCat]

Kirk's got beef with Megamind...

[Aulmeyda]

>Enemy on the ground

>Chance to knock him while he's down

>Proceed how? -Punch  -Kick -Knee -Elbow -Ass

>"Ass" selected

>Good choice, captain.

[weeper951]

i like how slow he got up from doing his special move lol

[rocknrollporn]

0:17

that is all

[bazzarr]

The Andorian may have had a chance if his titanium back sail didn't accidentally lock into "flight" mode at the end.

[faffaflunkie]

Although he seemed to take himself out of the action on that one, William Shatner is most underrated as an action star.

[dennizenx]

shoulda used a fork, might have had more penetration, dont bring a knife to a butt fight, and yes its definitely a large cowbell hidden somewhere near his anus.

[NyxFTW]

0:17

Captain Kirk's ass has a wide range of sound effects.

[frankyh101]

0:32

[TeeteringBulb]

Mark Hunt approves of this.

[pacificimporters]

grab an Andorian by his little antennae and just start kneeing him in the face - they make great handles!

[DEP717]

@pacificimporters Hell yeah! =D

[xtremedissident]

at 0:18 Kirk hit the alien guy with his butt. I guess people will also use their butt in fight in the future. the Evolution workss!!

[LtRacjack12]

Good thing it was not Archer, he could not beat Andorians(or fakes working for Orions) even when he had numbers and surprise on his side...

[e3wak22]

his butt just made a Flinstones sound...

[lovedapizza1]

o.o did i just hear a bonk ...HAHAHAHA

[whosyodaddy13]

Press 5 for Maximum Glute Ownage Attack with a side of Cow Bell.

[1001erickp]

I was waiting for the kick to the face he passed on that several times.

[bladude12345]

Spam 7 for invincible Kirk

[luquet3]

ah yes, the famed "Butt-kick of oblivion"

[jmm1233]

lol bonk lmao

[cambocowboy]

HAHAHAHHAAAAA. Your comment made me laugh as much as the move. There's only one other scene I laugh at as much as this, and it's in Red Heat, when Arnold drives into a bulldozer.

[pearlsfortheswines]

I heard Jackie Chan used the 'wall butt drop' in one of his movies

[hafabee]

He got stabbed but good. What episode was this from? Can't believe someone could get the drop on Jimmy.

[kentman86]

0:18 bonk

[Tornven2003]

Kirk is the ass commander!

[palidan99]

Out of everything, I loled at the last kick at the end for some reason

[pearlsfortheswines]

I think he was trying to gass him!

[Cap285]

Kirk missed his drop kick.

[anvilofcrom1]

At 0:17 he drops the most electrifying move in sic-fi

[noahjonblakey]

Captain Kirk is a master of combat. The "wall butt drop" is a devastating move executed brilliantly by "our founder

[butch356]

Kirk! Best Star Trek captain ever. But then the OS is always better than anything that follows.

[StoneKnivesBearskins]

@butch356 Why can't I give you six trillion thumbs up?

[chortles9]

The Showtime kick was better.

[afrocactuar]

so who else thought kirk was gonna get a prostate exam at 0:20?

[headlockboy]

good use of the double handed hammer, standard, but why did he throw himself at the wall?

[FreakVan11]

Was this improvised ?

[ACoustaDC]

They should have never cut this scene from the wizard of oz, it would have been a much better movie

[ovechkins8n]

Was that a classy Sambo throw at the beginning?

[chortles9]

@ovechkins8n More like a basic monkey flip/sweep. (If you ever watch UFC, think Diego Sanchez vs. Paulo Thiago, except Paulo Thiago "overdid" it so he didn't end up on top, which helped cause him to lose the decision.)

[ShowstopperMMA]

@ovechkins8n In Judo it's called Tomoe Nage. But me and my friends call it the Captain Kirk though.

[gibsonlespaul111]

0:29. u can see the straps of his costume

[jpkillah]

0:21 RAPE !

[MrLUCIFER616]

I thought it was my imagination.......but the captain really DID use his arse

[Lirrink1776]

@MrLUCIFER616 Shatner's ass shoots out mini-supernovas

[X4PP3D]

He showed that Andorian!

[asprun]

That's actually Shatner, in some episodes they used a stunt doubles just to throw a punch.

[greenskiis]

Why do so many people think Kirk was trying to hit him with his butt? He was going for a jump kick, but the other guy ducked out of the way and Kirk's foot ended up hitting the wall instead.

[Charmolution]

@greenskiis

Uh... The Andorian was getting up as Kirk was doing his ass-attack, not ducking...

[TypicalJAFO]

You don't mess with The Shat, people. *Especially* when he's wearing his green shirt...

[tirionsaikano2006]

these is so funny 

[PeeboTyson]

I guess that concludes negotiations.

[psychobunny32]

kirk, gotta love him!

[BigPoppaChump]

The funniest Star Trek fight scene of all time! Between Kirk's ridiculous wall move, his bloodless stab in the back, and the Andorian struggling with his overly starched vest at the end, it's half a minute of pure comedy magic.

[dergeier117]

Even with Kirk's advanced tech, he resorts to wrestling to solve problems.

[blackonics]

@dergeier117 UH WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO...GIRLY MAN?

[OnkelLui01]

James T. Kirk Kickass!

[bludeborne]

kirk needs a training dojo so i can learn those sweet moves

[OutsideofTime]

Lol anyone else notice that when the Andorian takes that first thrust at Kirk with the knife, Kirk dodges right into it? Look closely...

[chieftainette]

LOL!!!!! The butt attack... classic. Love how it somehow flung the Andorran aside even though it missed him completely.

I still think the original series was awesome. <3

[kilkolio]

wtf was that vest made out of cardboard?

[thenerdbar]

That move was scientifically proven to hurt the victim not only physically, but psychologically as well...

"ugh...cannot...fight...proper­ly...when...face...smells...li­ke ass!"

[beavusesbuthead]

seconds after

kirk-"kirk to bridge"

uhura-"yes captian"

kirk-"im awsome"

[MercCaptCheese]

LOL Kirk ftw!

[kilkolio]

he supposedly stabbed him but the knife was still in his hand

joker: u want to see a magic trick?

pencil is still there!

[blackonics]

@kilkolio uh yeah, he stabbed him and pulled the knife out. what's the mystery kiddo?

[kilkolio]

omg so funny

0:16 horizontal flying butt slam

and who can forget his imitation of superman two handed clasp attack that owns everyone

[GODLIKE20000]

lol funny noise added to the butt stomp XD

[pikhienko]

@1abdoul1 I agree my friend, I agree

[SamboBag]

Great fight! Especially at 0:19 )

[MarkLKJ]

kirk ran train on that alien fuck

[DKetch1966]

Andorian stabs Kirk... Notice, no blood on Kirk's back or on the knife!!! LOL!

[thedreamdealer]

@DKetch1966 He could have ripped Kirk a new one!

[DKetch1966]

Another patented Kirk move; the Drop-kick. Did it against Wyatt Earp, against the Troglites, and also Khan to name a few. WWF wrestling should pay Kirk royalties for the dropkick until I realized some years later that it would have had to been Kirk that got the dropkick from wrestling because it it would have happened in Kirk's past. So, aside from WWF, Capt Kirk is one of the only other people to consistently utilize the dropkick successfully in a fight. Get'em Jim!

[MrClarkJohansson]

What a kind of alien got a knife in his fuckin pocket?!

[obifongkenobi]

i hope shaq doesn't learn the butt-butt.

[combsbruce]

Is there a martial arts dojo that teaches the "kirk" style?

[STAR123WARSS]

one in newyork I think

[danheboy]

martial arts: humans only

lol

[brucewayne79]

Captain Kirk is such a badass.

[zmike6]

The "doink" sound at 0:19 is hilarious!

[sverreflem]

0:17 fantastic move:D

[PsychoticLuke]

SHINKUU BUTT-DO-KEN!!!!!! xD

[RezRez]

I was thinkin' along those lines, yeah:)

[PsychoticLuke]

Hah hah! Awesome dude. :D *high five*

[RezRez]

*high five*!:)

[DKetch1966]

Obviously, Kirk did his famous and patented "butt-butt"... like a "head-butt" only he uses his glutes. Unfortunately, it leaves you more dazed than your opponent and leaves your back completely exposed... luckily Kirk learned from this and the "butt-butt" is never seen again in a Kirk fighting sequence!

[MrHoppers002]

actually the andorian was a orion in diguse. orions are stronger and tougher which Kirk wasn't expecting. that kind of move is suppose to be a finisher. (it would if someone put their butt in my face)

[DKetch1966]

@MrHoppers002 LOL! EXCELLENT point Hopper. How could Kirk know that the "butt-butt" was not as effective against Orions than Adorians?... I would be afraid, however, as to where one of the Adorians' antennae would accidentally lodge itself when purposely launching your "rear weapon finishing move" into your enemy's face!!!

[MrHoppers002]

just follow up with a super fart that would seal the deal.

[keyinregulus3]

I've seen him do that lame wall kick move in several fights.  Dont try it in ar eal fight.

[blackonics]

only seen it once and it looked like he hurt himself more than the Andorian! Ouch!

[catfacecathead]

yeah, he threw his back out, clearly

[XxNinjitsu17xX]

0:17 LOL

[crazygondolasam]

hammer fit to dropkick guranteed to put a space clown down

[MsHateracists]

lol 0:33

[happygocarts]

The axe handle works better

[Kahunaalexander]

Shatner for Wrestlemania!!

[bonzot]

captain kirk was quite chubby

[blackonics]

you must be kidding. for his height and age he was in good shape. So John Wayne was obese?

[sondano]

@bonzot no he looked amazing...unlike Chris Pine. Yak

[hanoc101]

Kirk didn't like the way that wall looked at him.

[mattsephton101]

0:18 kicked your ass... with my ass!

[tf2whackyengineer]

This is why the movie Kirk was such a poor fighter. He was always in very open spaces.  In the middle of a bar with no walls around, the romulan ship platforms, the bridge of the enterprise. He had no walls to bounce off of.

[MrHoppers002]

the new kirk is very inexperienced and hasn't developed the kirk fighting yet. The Kirk in TOS is a seasoned fighter.

[sondano]

@MrHoppers002 the new Kirk looks like Brad Pitt. LOL you can't expect Brad Pitt to be a man. He is pussy

[MrHoppers002]

LOL. well looks like but like it or not chris pine is captain kirk now. So hopefully they make kirk a better fighter in the next movie.

[sondano]

he will never be Captain Kirk because being Captain Kirk is much much more than just having that name. First things first: to be Captain Captain Kirk is to not look like Brad Pitt. You look like Brad Pitt and you ruin your chances to be Captain Kirk. Is that clear enough? :)

[StoneKnivesBearskins]

@sondano Who is Brad Pitt?

[miladynana]

haha, kirk is awesome =D

[1987Swatcher]

rofl 0:18 XD

[graveheart1138]

Classic fight scene from the episode Journey to Babel.

[PaniqBloosh]

BEST FIGHT SCENE EVER.

[speedy3d]

Kirk's powerful butt attack totally destroyed that Andorian.

[Kawiia17]

@speedy3d Kirk was playing Super Smash Bros Brawl a little too much and thought mimicking Peach's hip attack would be a great idea.

[almightyfargoth]

no one can handle shatner's entire body and a wacky kitchen pot sound coming at them.

[ddvu19]

0:17 - 0:20 xD

[Bartman954]

Kirk must have also dropped a silent fart when his ass came into contact with the Andorian.

[Qermaq]

0:23 why not just stab him?

[Bartman954]

he did.

[o0WhiteRabbit0o]

More like the buttocks of destruction.

[adoboandryce]

that's CHOICE.

[MrHimuraChan]

Matrix 4. Starring... WILLIAM SHATNER!!!!

[Serabo]

was that an attempt of a hogan leg drop?

[ChevalierAguila]

I demand Kirk in the next Soul Calibur. Heck, you could put him in any fighting game, no matter how lousy it was, and make it great thanks to him.

[HerrKryo]

yeah. let´s start an online petition for that

KIRK FOR SOULCALIBUR

KIRK FOR STREET FIGHTER

KIRK FOR .......golly...everything

that would make the world a damn better place

[dangkoen]

For a minute I was like "What the hell is going on" during this fight. Cause like one minute, there was a scuffle between McCoy and Spock, then suddenly Kirk is fighting with the alien!

[rtms1988]

00:16 I love Star Trek but his fight moves are terrible. This was not to happen, was it?

[AftComet]

Gotta the coconut bonk.