Jimmy Lauria in trouble by Tony Soprano. Greg DAgostino, Sopranos

[UmbertoSanchez]

I love how when the guy in the back speaks up Tony just looks at him like "who the fuck are you to speak to me" total power move.

[Yobachi2007]

Vito: "Finally! I'm starting to grow mushrooms out my ass"

That's a yeast infection from taking all that dick up your sewer hole.

[whatsgoingon07]

"can we segeway into something even more depressing?"

[truebear51]

@whatsgoingon07 Pressing*

[numberonemisfitsfan]

0:09 , thats not the only thing that is in his ass. -___-

[ooohnanana]

"there's an image." hahahaha

[whatsgoingon07]

this is a standup, not a sitdown

[tedwilli9]

weird comments on this message board

[pretorious700]

@tedwilli9 lotta mooks on Youtube

[Miauriceful]

25% of italians are blond, so there are about 12 millions of blond italians only in Italy.

[StyrbjornStarke]

@Miauriceful Yep, most light italians are from the north. They are descendants of germanic barbarians who invanded rome while in the south most are a mix of greek and arab

[Miauriceful]

@StyrbjornStarke

The Germanic invaders were very few, their impact is overstated, the research on DNA show that most  of Italians have italo-Celtic origins from the Bronze Age, as we have always known.

The greek impact is less than expected, but very large on the cultural level, almost no one from the Middle East and North Africa.

[StyrbjornStarke]

@Miauriceful The Moors controlled southern italy and sicily for centuries so they must have left some impact on the gene pool down there, didnt know about the italo-celtic thing though but it makes sense as the celtic ghauls raided italy several times long before the germanics decided to show up. But i guess its fair to say that in the north there is a lot of celtic,germanic and other sources of blood

[Miauriceful]

@StyrbjornStarke

the Moors were expelled in 1100, the last Muslims confined in Lucera, Apuglia and completely destroyed by the Anjou in 1267.

In Italy there is very little of the Germanic, see the maps of Eupedia Com and you'll see.

[StyrbjornStarke]

@Miauriceful Yes the moors where expelled in the 1100s, i never claimed that germanics controlled southern italy.

[piratebri]

@Miauriceful really 25%? i thought it was just a small amount in northern italy?

[Miauriceful]

@piratebri

You was wrong, I think many americans are wrong.

[SkunkyAngry]

@theguyyouwannabe99

lol, good one!

[tabbypappy]

something must be wrong with me in the head,because i just love listening to gangsters negociating shit

[TRusMusak]

now theres an image

[TheIceCreamCaliKing]

apples and bowling balls

[TheIceCreamCaliKing]

@mrtundra45 ADE GAMISOU POUSTI

[xJONROBSONx]

The floor is yours, senator

[NavCorps1]

i live in italy..and you don't :)

[carameloxx]

vitos fruity mashroom ass is growing milky like moist

[JTGuzinski]

"the floor is yours senator"- tony is prob the greatest tv character everrrrr

[beatarmy22]

you skipped the best part of the scene when Chris asks why Tony is backing down to Phil on their Esplanade cut and Tony tells Chris that they have to be careful with NY while Phil is acting boss because he is still mad at Jersey for Tony B kiling his brother Billy, and that NY is more powerful than they are and Phil has just been given control of over 200 soldiers with vengeance still in the back of his mind. Then Chris gives the most powerful "I'm not scared of him" line and damn I believed it!

[MrChristophermoltisa]

Vito: "Ohh finally. I started growing mushrooms out of my ass."

Phil: "There's a image."

LMAO.

[dankoz]

at :09 it sounds like Vito farted.

[noigraud]

that show should have NEVER stopped 

[VonLeenknecht]

"way out of whack"

[bigfazeech]

@VonLeenknecht if I knew he was with yous, i would of neva

[tonypanz]

That "sicilians have african blood" bullshit is just that; bullshit. Its a worn out myth. We all know half the ppl on here that spew these racial slurs like "wop" "guinea" "dago" etc. are so jealous of our italian/sicilian culture and charisma. "You love our style", if you will lol. You only hate on us because you wish you had a culture and identity like we do. It goes for your other races too. Half of you jackoffs callin ppl "n-words" on here are saggin your pants and listening to rap.

[tonypanz]

@tonypanz Its the same as sayin americans have african blood in them,some of them do.Sure some sicilians over the thousands yrs have mixed with africans but so has every other race on earth.Sicilians didnt do it nemore than any other race, and certainly not enough to affect the entire gene pool of the whole sicilian race. As far as dark hair and eyes on sicilians?some do its because of the climate they live in. My fam is sicilian w blonde and blue.Ever see diff shades of other races? of course!

[MobKnowledge]

At the end, Vito looked like he was rushing up to perform a hit on Phil's anus.

[rmr355]

Vito ripps ASS AT 00:09

[espinoza2110]

STUPID AMERICANS ARGUING ABOUT ITALIAN HAIR! YOU RETARDS HIS AMERICAN WHICH MEANS HIS POP OR MOM HAD BLOND HAIR OR MAYBE ON HIS DAD SIDE OR MOM SIDE, THATS WHY HE PROBALY HAS IT!

[MIKESOWELL]

Did Vito fart at :10 seconds?

[tehBLAX]

lol @ that retard in the back speaking. phil just looks behind and prob like shut the fuck up

[topsalespro]

08:Vito:Oh, finally...I started to grow mushrooms out my ass,

Phil:There's an image. *I miss this show * :-(

[bigfazeech]

Maybe a movie??

[tehBLAX]

vito goin for his ass at the end lol

[Kampex]

Can they NOT kiss each other?

[tonypanz]

@Kampex Its a sign of respect. Its taken as gay shit by homo-obsessed amaericans or canucks. Believe it or not the whole world doesnt do things exactly the same as they do where u live. Its a big world with alot of diff kinds of ppl and customs Tampax. Thanks for watching.

[Kampex]

@tonypanz You sir have opened my eyes to my own ignorance. I humbly thank you and respect your wisdom and deep insight. *Mwah* *Mwah"

[tonypanz]

@Kampex Lol. I love good, clean sarcasim. Respect sir.

[0sAndOnes]

God i miss this show

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

vito whacked phils shoulder

[zcrosby]

they gave tony 50 grand just for one beating? thats too generous coming from a mobster

[Wesson4]

The money doesn't go just to Tony. It covers the hospital bill. Thats why Tony said 50, because of the internal injuries are expensive.

[eke0eke]

0:12 mushrooms inhisass/ THAT'S about right Vito

[wel999999999]

I'm surprised the crew didn't start breaking the blond mobster's balls.

[cartonhead]

some italians are blond

[wel999999999]

ya rly!

[nardo363636]

Yeah its true, My family if half sicilian and half from the north and my cousin has the dark features eyes, skin etc.but then naturaly really blonde hair. Its weird.

[toolover10]

The blond mobster, that sounds so wrong for some reason.

[NuJoiseyMAN]

Lol, there are a lot of blonde Italians. Not EVERY Italian has dark skin and hair. Those from northern Italy look much different from those of the southern part

[snowstormcan]

@NuJoiseyMAN No they don't. Northern Italians are not blond. Blond hair is uncommon everywhere in Italy. In fact, it's uncommon everywhere in Europe. Even the Swedes, who are considered the blondest of all Europeans, have adult blondism rates of well under 50%. Light brown hair is more typical.

[KingKong317]

@NuJoiseyMAN some sicilians also have the blonde hair, light eyes look

[WiseGuy5674]

@KingKong317 look up the scene from "True Romance" with Dennis Hopper and Chris Walken..I think its called "Sicilians"...You'll get a good laugh.

[IVomitOnYourGod]

@NuJoiseyMAN Because they are close to Austria and northern blood is in their veins.

[TheGoodfella31]

@NuJoiseyMAN im a dirty blond italian LOL but this guy Gerry dyes his hair black or maybe it was dyed blonde here who knos wen he gets whacked in part 2 of season 6

[KingKong317]

@NuJoiseyMAN Even people from southern italy have light features as well.

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

@KingKong317 well at least they don't look like niggers, right?

[KingKong317]

@TheWackadooFuckhead doesnt matter what they look like. Carry yourself like a gentleman, not a mamaluke. 

[KingKong317]

@TheWackadooFuckhead I mean it doesn't matter the features, as long as they carry themselves like gentleman, and not mamalukes.

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

@KingKong317 what

[DeCavalcante]

@NuJoiseyMAN but a lot of southerners actually have red hair too

[smcmillan88]

@NuJoiseyMAN Yea... people forget Italy borders Germany

[lowenklee]

@smcmillan88

I'm not sure if you meant that as a joke or not, if so...lol, if not...you may wish to take a peek at a map;)

On topic...my first girlfriend was a blonde haired blue eyed Tyrolean Italian, in the alpine parts of Italy it's pretty common in my experience.

[mrtundra45]

@smcmillan88 no dumbass... Italy borders Switzerand, France, Austria, ans Slovenia.

these borders are all in northern italy, so many northern italians share the same ancestry as the french and the swiss. southern italians have more greek and persian ancestry.

[mrtundra45]

@smcmillan88 no dumbass... Italy borders Switzerand, France, Austria, ans Slovenia.

these borders are all in northern italy, so many northern italians share the same ancestry as the french and the swiss... southern italians have more greek and persian ancestry. as well as the ancient Latin ancestry.

[TMGPREZ]

@mrtundra45 Don't Forget About My People's Black Seed Check out Dennis Hopper True romance -Sicilians on youtube lol a sicilian don't let blacks in the family and black blood is rampant in Sicily FORGET ABOUT IT lol

[mrtundra45]

@TMGPREZ sicilians look like arabs though ..... i think you might be confusing hollyJEWwood with reality.

srry bud....

there may be a few sicilians with some black ancestry, but not many....and its east african and north african blood.....not west/lower africans like the african-american slaves....

[TheBighairyfart]

@mrtundra45 persian????? i think u;re wrong there, u might mean arabic.

[mrtundra45]

@TheBighairyfart I dont mean Persian as in modern day Iranians.... lol

I mean the Ancient Persians from the western persian empires who had intermixed and what not with Greeks.... example, Kim Kardashian is Persian. (Half)

And the Number of Italians with this "persian" DNA is not high, its a minority.... and yes, theres some Arab as well...

[TheBighairyfart]

@mrtundra45 Even then I don;t think the persian empire actually controlled or stretched to sicily, the greeks colonised it but they had their own like native greek tyrants of syracuse and stuff, i don;t think the macedonians bothered with them.

[mrtundra45]

@TheBighairyfart yes but the greeks whom aquired bits persian gene pool migrated to sicily and southern italy

history always shows big westward migrations...

your right that the persian empire never ruled in Italy.. but they Did at one point have controll of greece. later many greeks became Italians from migrations. see?

westward bound..... just like lots of romans went west into france after rome fell.... now French carry some ancient roman dna.

[Nationalist1912]

@mrtundra45 Greeks have almost nothing to do with south Italian genealogy. Southern Italians were largely influenced by Albanian bloodlines stemming through numerous immigration waves from the country. The Italians who are very dark are a tiny minority and they have north African blood in them. However most south Italians look like Tony Soprano, Christopher or the guy in the beige-white suit. This is a typical Dinaric white look and can be sourced from Albania itself where it's most prevalent.

[mrtundra45]

@Nationalist1912 are you Albanian? lol

[Nationalist1912]

@mrtundra45 nope, it just doesn't take much to Google something. Information is there for you. If you can find that my facts are wrong above by all means let me know.

[mrtundra45]

So Southern Italians varry...genetics is tricky...most are decendants of Rome's lower/middle class ie; "Romans".... some are mixed with various tid bits of other near by nations/ethnic groups from the mediterranean. as well as from the north, (viking/germanic)

and Romans from the far north nearing the Alps were also Celts.

[TheBighairyfart]

@mrtundra45 I;m fairly sure rome didn;t have that much genetic imprint, southern italians are probably greeks mixed with whoever was there befoe them, with some norman and various other invaders; its amazing how little genetic imprint most invading groups actually leave. An example being that British and Irish dna is almost entirely the same, the same people who lived on that island has remained largely unchanged genetically despite almost a dozen invasions as such.

[Nationalist1912]

@TheBighairyfart Greeks? Try one country to the north-west of them and you got it right. Learn your history past mainstream.

[mrtundra45]

@Nationalist1912 Your a clown, Greeks colonized half of Italy..... lol

Im Sure there is Albanian blood in Italy as well, but its a minority.

Greek genes are all over everywhere in Italy. so is Roman.

[Nationalist1912]

@mrtundra45 The English colonized India. Does not mean Indians are English today. When we're talking about blood, Albanians are the primary source to take into account when speaking of south Italians. Numerous mass immigration waves from that country to Italy have occurred including Italy's biggest immigration wave in the 15th century. I'm a clown? Taking this too seriously maybe? I hate morons who insult on the internet. Be civil.

[mrtundra45]

@Nationalist1912 When i said colonized i meant as in immigration as well.... this was before and Albanians were there. .. Greek blood has been in Italy for a long time.

[Nationalist1912]

@mrtundra45 It's hard to imagine a time where Albanians were not there. Even since the time of the Illyrian Empire, immigrations to Italy were prevalent. Not to mention the immigration wave from Albania to Italy from 1450-1500 was the biggest immigration wave Italy has ever had. Albanians were constantly confused for Greeks during their arrival and the state labeled the newcomers as Greeks when they were actually Albanian. There is a reason many southern Italian elders speak Albanian, not Greek.

[mrtundra45]

@Nationalist1912 thats wrong, there are still ancient greek communities who speak greek dialect in southern italy. also many of the greeks settled in and eventually assimilated as well. i dont doubt that there were a wave of Albanians into italy at times, and they are mostly in sicily.

[Nationalist1912]

@mrtundra45 wrong again, they are not mostly in Sicily. Calabria was always host to the most Albanians and still is today. If you go to Naples, Calabria, Sicily or Apulia and ask about a dozen elders if they speak Albanain, you will find a minimum of one that does. As for Greeks, their ancient history is the only reason anybody even considers them in any debate. Their role in Italy was always minimal.

[mrtundra45]

@Nationalist1912 Fail again... do you realize how much of roman culture and society was based on greece? not to mention Romulus (founder of rome).. was supposedly of greek decent!....also when the persians over took greece many greeks fled to italy.

Im not denying Albanins migrated to Italy as well... but anyone one who knows about history cannot deny Greek genetic and cultural influence on Italy.

[Nationalist1912]

@mrtundra45 I don't deny Ancient Greek influence on not only the Romans but on the entire world. However America is based upon Ancient Greek principles again, doesn't mean Greeks are a major genetic factors to the American bloodline. All I am debating here is the role of Greek blood in Italy. This is something hyped and exaggerated because of Ancient Greece. However it is known that Albanians have had more of an impact on south Italians and were even sometimes labeled as "Greeks" by census'.

[mrtundra45]

@Nationalist1912 Youve been saying the same thing...OK... and i made my point as well, Bye -

[Vidinotes]

@mrtundra45 Nationalist is 100% correct. Also there are Moroccan features in southern Italians and Sicilians especially. When I lived in Italy I came across farms fields along the Adriatic coast with ruins of Greek columns, which is quite impressive even today.

[mrtundra45]

@Vidinotes Sicilians are seperate from italians....

Sicily is an island with a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HISTORY.



[BowmanSchram]

@NuJoiseyMAN

My cousins in MA are 100% Sicilians, 1st generation. Both of them look kinda like Gerry. Mid-Dark skin and Blondish hair.

Again: 100% Sicilians...go figure

[fjtease]

No fart at 0:10 that sound is one of the stools sliding on the wood floor.

[Lillogambino]

hahahaha "There's an image!"

[fredintr]

"the floor is yours senator".....fuckin' tony

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

lol in this clip vito "wacks" phil, with his arm lol

[jayjay8018]

who are they talking about...who did "the hair-do" drag behind his car?

[mikeyboyhalo2]

Those two guys beat the shit out of Hesh Rabkin and put him in the hospital, And Jimmy Lauria told tony he dont know Him and HEsh were connected, So he lies to avoid getting whacked

[caponex55]

no thats wrong....they though eliah heshs' son in law was an independant shylock, and it was a legitimate mistake on their part

[toolover10]

Wow man, I don't want to pass judgement because I have never met you but, I think you may have ADD ADHD HDAD DAHDHAHADADAD disorder.

[toolover10]

LOL at 22 or 23rd century. Thanks you answered my question.

[DarkenedClarity]

hahaa what the fuck.. I see what you are saying but damn chill out.

ADD is a learning disorder aka "Attention Deficit Disorder" ADHD is "Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder "

They are real disorders that someone can be born with. There are all kinds of "Human Disorders" a good percentage of the population has at least one to a few. Anything form back pain to Bipolar disorder.

[JRilla1879]

@DarkenedClarity

I KNOW WHAT IT IS LOL I WAS JUST SAYING I DON'T KNOW IN THESE COMMENTS IN THE SENSE THAT I HATE THAT HUMANS NOWADAYS CALL EVERYTHING A DISORDER OR SOME SHIT SO I WAS SORT A SAYING WHAT THE FUCK IS ADHD IN THE SENSE THAT ITS BULLSHIT THAT ITS EVEN A DISORDER I FIND IT DISCRIMINATION TOWARDS OTHER HUMANS BY CALLING EVERYTHING SOCIETY DON'T ACCEPT AS NORMAL TO BE A FUCKIN DISORDER ITS OFFENSIVE OF OCD IN THE DARK AGES I'M SURE THERE WAS OPSESSIVE PEOPLE AND IT WAS NO DISORDER

[JRilla1879]

@DarkenedClarity

I WAS USING OCD AS AN EXAMPLE FOR YOUR INFORMATION NOT THAT I HAVE ANY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT I WAS MAKING A POINT THAT NOWADAYS THERE CALLING PEOPLE WHO OPSESS WITH SOMETHING FOR TO LONG A DISORDER ITS FUCKIN PATHEDIC I'LL BET MILLIONS IN THE DARK AGES AND IN THE STONE AGES THERE WAS HUMANS WHO OPSESSED WITH SOMETHING FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND NO ONE CALLED IT A HUMAN DISORDER BUT NOW A DAYS THERES CALLING EVERYTHING A HUMAN DOES THAT SOCIETY FINDS NOT NORMAL A DISORDER

[TheSitcomGuy]

@JRilla1879

one) take an english class for fuck's sake, you spell like a Chinese 5-year old.

two) take a fucking wake up call. This isn't the dark ages or the stone ages, its the 21st fucking century. Back then, they didn't have disorders cos they werent smart enough to recognize them. You wish the human race wasn't as smart? Fine, fuck off and go be a tradie or some fucking thing, and stop trying to make stupid arguments with people who actually possess the gift of intellect.

[JMVEntertainment]

@TheSitcomGuy just ignore that douchebag he's pissed that he never gotten pussy before and yes he worships caps like they were Jesus XD

[cerinety]

which episode is this?

[DEACONAP4LOVE]

from 25 to 50......damn!

[tthomaselli2]

Whatever happened to the esplanade, again?

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@tthomaselli2 this guy bought the esplanade and turned it into this silly chocolate factory kinda like willy wonka but then he went crazy and drowned in a vat of chocolate

[SelectedHandfull]

i LOVE phil

[orduni90]

man the coolest thing was at 0:26 with that blonde mobster! thats kinda cool i never seen an Italian mobster with blonde hair! who is this guy anyways?

[jackwardjw]

It's Jerry 'the hair do' Torciano. He was in Phil's family and when Phil renounced the position of boss after his heart attack, Torciano was the favourite to take the big seat. However, another candidate for boss in the Lupertazzi family, Doc Santoro, had him clipped while he ate dinner with Sil. He was also one of the assailants in Vito's murder. Later!

[orduni90]

this was in the 6th season right? i thought the guy who got iced when eatin with sil had black hair..

[jackwardjw]

Yeah in the 6th season. That's the thing with Torciano, he constantly changed his hair-style, which is probably why he was nicknamed the hair-do. He may have black hair when he got clipped but it was defnitely him. I suppose it would have been a more appropriate hair colour for the funeral lol peace

[VatreniNavijac177]

zuta raca MRS!

[orduni90]

sta?

[giuseppelobrutto]

that vito waddles like a penguin lol...

[tthomaselli2]

"The floor is yours, Senator.".

[tthomaselli2]

Did Vito fart at the 0:10-mark?

(**It sounded like he did.**.).

[sanshoukid]

No it was the sound of his chair moving when he got up.

[tthomaselli2]

I know. I was just playing around.

[DaneHunter637]

lol i think he did fart!