Just watched this last night. I love Danny Kaye for his humor, as well as his wonderful singing voice. I do love the songs with the tongue twisters too. I have this on my DVR, and the commentary from TCM said it was a box-office flop. Hard to believe, since it features some of the funniest stuff Danny ever did.
I've loved this movie ever since I was a kid! Hardly anyone my age remembers it but I've always remembered the "vessel with the pessel" routine! LOL. Hard to believe this film was a flop when it originally came out but it's so loved today and is a classic. Danny Kaye's comic genius is absolute perfection here! Always makes me smile whenever I catch it on TV.
always loved this clip, Danny was a master at these lines, people now a days really missed out on a great comic...I am sure that Robin, Billy and many more comics learned from him....God bless him always....I think I had a crush on him when I was young, soooo wonderful...xoxoxo
I totally agree with Spacecookie. I'm 24 and first saw this movie @ my Gramma's *years* ago. I was like - 9? and to this day I love this movie. Cracks me up every time. The sets and costumes always impress too. Back in the day they didn't have CGI crap (which I love don't get me wrong, but way too many rely too heavily on it anymore, which 90% of the time causes the acting to suck, aka the Star Wars prequels) Whereas this will always be a classic. One of the best old-school comedies. <3 it!
I'm portuguese and 32 years old... Got to knew this clip from a NCIS episode rerruning here in Portugal, where DiNozzo tells Ziva and McGee about this «pellet with the poison»... Very good. Is nice to learn something from today's shows. There has to be a great movie fan writing DiNozzo's parts... Nice one NCIS!!! And this was very nice to know and watch... Perhaps in the future I'll see the full movie!
this movie is awesome!!!!! and as spacecookiecadet said...no one my age knows this movie...the first time I saw it my stomach hurt of so much laughter...
LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!! i swear whenever i talk about this movie, no one my age knows what I'm talking about....a shame how the classics disappear to the lame movies these days...
@spacecookiecadet totally agree :) most teens now wouldn't know a good movie if it bit them on the ^%$&^$...
personally I've only liked about half a dozen films over the past 20 years or so only...most of my faves are pre-1980, and definitely 40's to 60's. This film is so funny and original and brilliant. Today it's all about bla bla 4, and doo doo 5, and sequel this and that, and (bad) re-make this or that....no ideas, lame trash. GO DANNY!
@dessert57 I agree... i've like more than that... but thats cuz im a hopeless romantic, havent been alive 20 years :P I have so may black and white favourites that no one knows about. I also love rat pack films and i watch a lot of tv shows where actors that are like 40 something now, or even older, were still young and ni their 20's at least.... like i love the a - team, and george peppard died soon afterwards, but no one even knows who im tlking bout when i say his name
@BaldursGate2Jonaleth i try and explain to them just how funny and how much they would like it, but no ones interested... only in harry potter, and vampire stuff... so lame..
@spacecookiecadet ..I love HP...but nothing today can beat the older film and tv stuff. Danny Kaye was wonderful and the Court Jester is one of my favs. Also Hans Christian Anderson is very good. When I first saw TCJ, I didn't know what to expect. I laughed all the way through it. I even introduced it to my 19 year old niece at the time, and she liked it too.... I tried getting folks at work to watch clip of Pellet with Poison on YT but they weren't interested and acted as it were stupid.
@guiltytrashtvwatcher Its ridiculous.. I used to watch tv shows for entertainment and i only watch three shows on tv because its all vampires, werewolves, stupid reality shows, or really bad cartoons... when i watch tv - i only watch Torchwood (aliens, but not like other space channel shows),Doctor Who, NCIS and CSI... sometimes I watch the food channel.. but I like to cook... otherwise, the tv shows i like to watch, I own on dvd - like the A-team (the 80's series), MASH, Dick Van Dyke show etc
@WazziBerry exactly.. there is no originality in the movies like there was in these movies.. i mean their doing a remake of Footloose, a remake of Fame, a remake of wall street, the three musketeers, fright night... etc. if they arent doing a remake, they are following the same formula of another popular movie... come up with something new please!
@spacecookiecadet That's exactly how I feel! They know they can't come up with anything new that's any good, so they ruin old classics and make them all modern-afied uglyeweffness. xP
@WazziBerry I know! It's just so annoying these days :D I got upset this morning because I saw the trailor for 21 Jumpstreet - that show was one of the BEST shows ever... And they are making fun of it >=(
@spacecookiecadet I know the feeling, from this and several movies. I was, luckily, educated about this movie by my neighbors, who have wonderful taste. :) My friends still haven't seen the movie, but I showed them this clip from Youtube.
@Maidenstear I grew up on Danny Kaye, Bing Crosby, The Rat Pack.. all the classic actors and singers, and I'm only 17... Today in fact, I went to the movie theatre to see the classic Christmas movie on the big screen - White Christmas, of course, starring Danny Kaye and Bing Crosby, and Rosemary Clooney and Vera Ellen.. if you've never seen it, you must!
@spacecookiecadet Never seen White Christmas? Perish the thought! I watch it at Christmas every year with my family. I only envy you for getting the opportunity to see it on the big screen. :)
@Maidenstear me too!!! that movie, and Christmas Carol with Allistar Sim are the 2 movies we watch every Christmas Eve with my family! My favourite Christmas movies of all time are: It's A Wonderful Life", "Holiday Inn" (please tell me you've seen this too - sort of a prequel to White Christmas - where the song first came from I believe - stars Fred Astaire and Bing :P ) and then, of course, White Christmas :D It was awesome on the big screen :D
@spacecookiecadet Well, I've never seen Holiday Inn, but I plan to. But I have seen It's a Wonderful Life, and Miracle on 34th Street (the old one). I also watch A Christmas Story. Now THAT'S a classic. XD
Right now, I'm trying to get my friends to watch the Magnificent Seven. I know it isn't a Christmas movie, but it's still fantastic! And I also want them to see "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World." :D
Proof that there are indeed a lot of really stupid people in this world: The fact that nobody actually went to see this when it came out, the fact that Bush got elected twice, and the fact that some people actually clicked "dislike" on this video.
@EmmaJaneMurdock Chuck is a TV show on NBC that's kind of like a mix of 'Get Smart', 'Office Space' and 'Alias'. The writers of the show love throwing in movie/pop culture references all the time and it's basically a fun show that doesn't take itself too seriously.
It won't let me add the link to the specific scene but just search youtube for:
Chuck vs The Balcony - The peppery Pinot with a stable on the label and a stork on the cork
Think about it, if the pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pessel and the challace with the pallace has the brew that is true, and they break the challace and she puts the poison in the flagon with the dragon then it doesnt matter because that means BOTH of them are poisoned...
Dude..I have seen this too many times if I can make sense of this LOL! Still adore this scene though xDDDDD
Ha! Ha! Ha!...Hooo!....O God dam!.....I forgot just how funny this was!......I'm after bustin' my pants wide open!........thanks for cheering an ol man up!
...'' well then u fight him ! '' ... rotfl , this movie , unfortunately is so underrated , this scene is epic , always makes me lough , 18 ppl doesent deserve to watch this masterpiece
I agree with @steelbe with you. Magnificent movie. Very underrated by many, but not true aficionados. Terrific word play, sword fighting (poor Basil), and of course comedy. On par with Princess bride (earlier generation).
first bit is right... but they broke the challace with the palace 3:37 ...replaced it with a flagon with a figure of a dragon. so the pellet with the poison cant be in the challace with the palace. : )
Una delle scene più esilaranti della storia del Cinema.
Pensate che personalmente lo vista e ascoltata solo in Italiano (il doppiaggio perde in naturalezza, anche se il doppiatore, Stefano Sibaldi, fa i miracoli.)
@DesertphileVEVO "But I don't want to go to Brooklyn...." "None of us, want to Bub, but we all gotta go sooner or later..." "Do you live in Brooklyn?" "No", "Then why are you going to Brooklyn?" "Oh, I'm not.." "Well, the bus is..." "No, it's going to Schmidt's Delicatessen..." " It is?...what for? " "Potato Salad..." Yeah, Wonderman rocks too, Desert!
OR...Koochie love...koochie woo...koochie koochie koochie koo? Has anybody seen my gal? lol (Could she love could she woo? Could she could she could she coo? ...etc.)
But that never made sense to me, even as a kid. If the chalice from the palace broke, then the vessel with the pestle would still have the pellet with the poison in it. The flagon with the dragon would have the brew that is true.
Unless, of course, when one broke, they emptied and refilled the vessel with the pestle when they filled the flagon with the dragon.
It sure was. In fact, pretty much ALL film looks from the different eras were beautiful in their own way. I have no idea why humankind lost its mind over the last several years and decided that the dead, flat, sterile images of digital (so-called "HD") photography are somehow superior to the effortlessly transporting, weighty, soulful, otherworldly medium we had for a century. (A medium, I might add, that is actually more detailed than digital "HD.")
The first time I watched this movie, I was literally rolling on the floor laughing while they were both reciting the rhyme and the magnetic armor. Funny clip!
so so funny. I stayed home sick from school when I was 7. My gramma took care of me. I have fond memories of campbells chicken noodle soup..a blue blanket and this movie. Good Times. Sigh.
@MrsDanielRadcliffeN1 no it changed to the pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pessel has the brew that is true.
@MrsDanielRadcliffeN1 they broke the chalace from the palace. it was "the pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pessel has the brew that is true."
Just watched this last night. I love Danny Kaye for his humor, as well as his wonderful singing voice. I do love the songs with the tongue twisters too. I have this on my DVR, and the commentary from TCM said it was a box-office flop. Hard to believe, since it features some of the funniest stuff Danny ever did.
LuvsAllThingsVintage 1 week ago
Actually, I've seen a number of Danny Kaye's other movies, but this is the only one I own, because in my opinion, it's some of his best work.
As old as this film is, it's absolutely hysterical. Guess this proves that you don't need to be trashy or curse your head off to do comedy.
I knew it all along.
mytruepower2 1 week ago
I've loved this movie ever since I was a kid! Hardly anyone my age remembers it but I've always remembered the "vessel with the pessel" routine! LOL. Hard to believe this film was a flop when it originally came out but it's so loved today and is a classic. Danny Kaye's comic genius is absolute perfection here! Always makes me smile whenever I catch it on TV.
fnbit 2 weeks ago
Danny Kaye's funniest routine, in (possibly) his funniest movie!
DrDespicable 2 weeks ago
Oh no you've got the wrong one
cvdqr 2 weeks ago
yeah! looks like Katy Perry!
keefyd5 1 month ago
The girl in red is a hottie
britishlaw 1 month ago
@britishlaw She's the mom in Mary Poppins.
moviegal57 3 weeks ago in playlist Fav. movie moments
The Black Fox is only playing the part of the fool. One of my favorites.
StudiosB3 1 month ago
always loved this clip, Danny was a master at these lines, people now a days really missed out on a great comic...I am sure that Robin, Billy and many more comics learned from him....God bless him always....I think I had a crush on him when I was young, soooo wonderful...xoxoxo
pmcbarb 1 month ago
I haven't seen this in about 35 years and my mouth twitched with uncontrollable smiles as soon as the clip started playing :-)
sunsdomain 1 month ago
I totally agree with Spacecookie. I'm 24 and first saw this movie @ my Gramma's *years* ago. I was like - 9? and to this day I love this movie. Cracks me up every time. The sets and costumes always impress too. Back in the day they didn't have CGI crap (which I love don't get me wrong, but way too many rely too heavily on it anymore, which 90% of the time causes the acting to suck, aka the Star Wars prequels) Whereas this will always be a classic. One of the best old-school comedies. <3 it!
Megalith79 1 month ago
@Megalith79 Agreed. I am only 17, and I have been watching this since I was a baby... I love Danny Kaye :D
spacecookiecadet 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Im 15 years old my mum showed me this movie the other day i am in love with it and i have watched it 3 days straight XD
MrTwiistableHD 2 months ago
One of my all time favorite movies
gollyjames 3 months ago
I'm portuguese and 32 years old... Got to knew this clip from a NCIS episode rerruning here in Portugal, where DiNozzo tells Ziva and McGee about this «pellet with the poison»... Very good. Is nice to learn something from today's shows. There has to be a great movie fan writing DiNozzo's parts... Nice one NCIS!!! And this was very nice to know and watch... Perhaps in the future I'll see the full movie!
mguerra79 3 months ago
I also love this movie and of course Danny Kaye
TheAmberChick 3 months ago
The Black Fox!
grail68 3 months ago
The Pellet With The Poison Is In The- ugh! it's too hard to remember!
035472229 4 months ago 2
now i finally know where that quote is from =) i should watch that movie again - and omg, it's angela lansbury!
myladypunk 4 months ago
VERY GOOD!!!
OdeToNecrophilia 5 months ago 2
This video is even more hilarious if you turn on the transcribe audio captions! XD
RandomPersimmon 5 months ago 2
I love this movie, one of my favorites of his
Honey059 5 months ago
19 people obviouly do not have a clue about good comedy. What a classic scene from a brilliant movie with the great Danny Kaye.
brucedepenha 5 months ago
LOVE THIS CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME! Thank You
Susan8982 5 months ago
BEST. SCENE. EVER.
missemilyjd 5 months ago
this movie is awesome!!!!! and as spacecookiecadet said...no one my age knows this movie...the first time I saw it my stomach hurt of so much laughter...
Nela3007 6 months ago
The tongue-twister routine is a repeat from an earlier comedy with Bob Hope, "Never Say Die" from 1939.
panskeptic 6 months ago
This clip shows you that some things are always funny.
TheWIBoiler 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you googled this because of a MST3k riff ^_^.
Nevermind the snappy dialogue, I'm fascinated by the "magnet" effect on the armor. Wonder how they did it ^_^.
customcartoons 7 months ago 2
19 people took the pellet with the poison.
orcristtheblack 7 months ago
Danny Kaye was a genius (Dancer, Master Chef, 747 Pilot etc etc - makes the usual Hollywood "stars" look rather dumb . . .
MrBazza86 7 months ago
I know the whole routine have since I was little!
JingoisticKLOWN 8 months ago
Yep. A great scene from a great film.
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KaceeTheresa 8 months ago
Tony DiNozzo brought me here :)
keydazy 9 months ago 5
LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!! i swear whenever i talk about this movie, no one my age knows what I'm talking about....a shame how the classics disappear to the lame movies these days...
spacecookiecadet 9 months ago 102
@spacecookiecadet totally agree :) most teens now wouldn't know a good movie if it bit them on the ^%$&^$...
personally I've only liked about half a dozen films over the past 20 years or so only...most of my faves are pre-1980, and definitely 40's to 60's. This film is so funny and original and brilliant. Today it's all about bla bla 4, and doo doo 5, and sequel this and that, and (bad) re-make this or that....no ideas, lame trash. GO DANNY!
dessert57 8 months ago
@dessert57 I agree... i've like more than that... but thats cuz im a hopeless romantic, havent been alive 20 years :P I have so may black and white favourites that no one knows about. I also love rat pack films and i watch a lot of tv shows where actors that are like 40 something now, or even older, were still young and ni their 20's at least.... like i love the a - team, and george peppard died soon afterwards, but no one even knows who im tlking bout when i say his name
spacecookiecadet 8 months ago
@spacecookiecadet you know it. I made a referance to this movie at school and __no_one__ understood me.
BaldursGate2Jonaleth 5 months ago
@BaldursGate2Jonaleth i try and explain to them just how funny and how much they would like it, but no ones interested... only in harry potter, and vampire stuff... so lame..
spacecookiecadet 5 months ago
@spacecookiecadet ..I love HP...but nothing today can beat the older film and tv stuff. Danny Kaye was wonderful and the Court Jester is one of my favs. Also Hans Christian Anderson is very good. When I first saw TCJ, I didn't know what to expect. I laughed all the way through it. I even introduced it to my 19 year old niece at the time, and she liked it too.... I tried getting folks at work to watch clip of Pellet with Poison on YT but they weren't interested and acted as it were stupid.
SevenLaughingCrows 4 months ago
@spacecookiecadet I know exactly what you mean!! It's so frustrating.
guiltytrashtvwatcher 4 months ago
@guiltytrashtvwatcher Its ridiculous.. I used to watch tv shows for entertainment and i only watch three shows on tv because its all vampires, werewolves, stupid reality shows, or really bad cartoons... when i watch tv - i only watch Torchwood (aliens, but not like other space channel shows),Doctor Who, NCIS and CSI... sometimes I watch the food channel.. but I like to cook... otherwise, the tv shows i like to watch, I own on dvd - like the A-team (the 80's series), MASH, Dick Van Dyke show etc
spacecookiecadet 4 months ago
@spacecookiecadet I know exactly what you mean. People our age don't know what good movies are!
WazziBerry 3 months ago
@WazziBerry exactly.. there is no originality in the movies like there was in these movies.. i mean their doing a remake of Footloose, a remake of Fame, a remake of wall street, the three musketeers, fright night... etc. if they arent doing a remake, they are following the same formula of another popular movie... come up with something new please!
spacecookiecadet 3 months ago
@spacecookiecadet That's exactly how I feel! They know they can't come up with anything new that's any good, so they ruin old classics and make them all modern-afied uglyeweffness. xP
WazziBerry 2 months ago
@WazziBerry I know! It's just so annoying these days :D I got upset this morning because I saw the trailor for 21 Jumpstreet - that show was one of the BEST shows ever... And they are making fun of it >=(
spacecookiecadet 2 months ago in playlist spacecookiecadet's favorites
@spacecookiecadet I know the feeling, from this and several movies. I was, luckily, educated about this movie by my neighbors, who have wonderful taste. :) My friends still haven't seen the movie, but I showed them this clip from Youtube.
Maidenstear 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@Maidenstear I grew up on Danny Kaye, Bing Crosby, The Rat Pack.. all the classic actors and singers, and I'm only 17... Today in fact, I went to the movie theatre to see the classic Christmas movie on the big screen - White Christmas, of course, starring Danny Kaye and Bing Crosby, and Rosemary Clooney and Vera Ellen.. if you've never seen it, you must!
spacecookiecadet 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
@spacecookiecadet Never seen White Christmas? Perish the thought! I watch it at Christmas every year with my family. I only envy you for getting the opportunity to see it on the big screen. :)
Maidenstear 1 month ago
@Maidenstear me too!!! that movie, and Christmas Carol with Allistar Sim are the 2 movies we watch every Christmas Eve with my family! My favourite Christmas movies of all time are: It's A Wonderful Life", "Holiday Inn" (please tell me you've seen this too - sort of a prequel to White Christmas - where the song first came from I believe - stars Fred Astaire and Bing :P ) and then, of course, White Christmas :D It was awesome on the big screen :D
spacecookiecadet 1 month ago
@spacecookiecadet Well, I've never seen Holiday Inn, but I plan to. But I have seen It's a Wonderful Life, and Miracle on 34th Street (the old one). I also watch A Christmas Story. Now THAT'S a classic. XD
Right now, I'm trying to get my friends to watch the Magnificent Seven. I know it isn't a Christmas movie, but it's still fantastic! And I also want them to see "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World." :D
Maidenstear 1 month ago
i always used to say "sir griswald of microwave"
bahahahaha i love when the metal sticks to him. so funny
"The pellet with the poisley is in the pasley with the chasel...ehh just remember that". best line.
cornstar101 9 months ago
Danny Kaye was amazing. This is one of my favourite clips of his work.
ronwooduk 10 months ago 3
For those of you who love Danny Kaye movies, I suggest you watch Inspector General, it's one of his best in my opinion
lhtony 10 months ago
LOVED this movie when I was a kid. The reference in Chuck was awesome!
cld51860 10 months ago
Proof that there are indeed a lot of really stupid people in this world: The fact that nobody actually went to see this when it came out, the fact that Bush got elected twice, and the fact that some people actually clicked "dislike" on this video.
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Booker2 10 months ago
Danny Kaye and David Wenham look so similar!!!! Are they related in some way? I could understand if they where.
shadowlarkmoon 10 months ago
Whenever people recognized Danny Kaye in public, they would go up and recite this scene to him.
fantasygurl101 10 months ago
Ah, those times when movies were actually brilliant piece of art
smole133 11 months ago
@EmmaJaneMurdock Chuck is a TV show on NBC that's kind of like a mix of 'Get Smart', 'Office Space' and 'Alias'. The writers of the show love throwing in movie/pop culture references all the time and it's basically a fun show that doesn't take itself too seriously.
It won't let me add the link to the specific scene but just search youtube for:
Chuck vs The Balcony - The peppery Pinot with a stable on the label and a stork on the cork
deedee8409 11 months ago
@deedee8409 Ah, thanks so much! That was awesome. I love seeing references to the classic comedy greats. :)
EmmaJaneMurdock 11 months ago
I remember seeing this movie when I was a kid. Always loved Danny Kaye.
samysam1313 11 months ago
I love the subtle parody of Hamlet.
TonyPro79 11 months ago
Dude...The writers confused themselves LOL!
Think about it, if the pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pessel and the challace with the pallace has the brew that is true, and they break the challace and she puts the poison in the flagon with the dragon then it doesnt matter because that means BOTH of them are poisoned...
Dude..I have seen this too many times if I can make sense of this LOL! Still adore this scene though xDDDDD
MabiGal93 11 months ago
@MabiGal93 Haha! I thought that when I first saw this! This scene is still legendary though. :-)
xLizziePhoenix 11 months ago
Ha! Ha! Ha!...Hooo!....O God dam!.....I forgot just how funny this was!......I'm after bustin' my pants wide open!........thanks for cheering an ol man up!
river2walk 11 months ago 2
This scene makes me hysterical every time I see it! Deffinately a classic!!
DenaBaby100 11 months ago
:P i would take the axe
TheLolboy360 11 months ago
...'' well then u fight him ! '' ... rotfl , this movie , unfortunately is so underrated , this scene is epic , always makes me lough , 18 ppl doesent deserve to watch this masterpiece
g3r0n1m033 1 year ago
...'' well then u fight him ! '' ... rotfl , this movie , unfortunately is so underrated , this scene is epic , always makes me lough
g3r0n1m033 1 year ago
They don't comedies like this anymore. Everything's poop jokes : /
fireoutlaw23 1 year ago
God this may be the funniestt hing I have ever seen
discomadame 1 year ago
I wonder how they did the magnetism tricks. They're very impressive.
GuanoLad 1 year ago
Yep, great shout out on Chuck.
MissChanandlerBong12 1 year ago 3
Lol loved the shout out on Chuck. The stable on the label and the stork on the cork!
deedee8409 1 year ago 34
@deedee8409 Somebody made reference to this movie? Where can I find that? I didn't think anybody watched these movies anymore!
EmmaJaneMurdock 11 months ago
......and who's on first LOL
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tarraorbisonopkl 1 year ago
I've never seen anybody who could wear full plate armor and still look skinny like Danny Kay can!
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18 people didnt drink the brew which is true
smudge770 1 year ago
18 people didnt drink the brew which is true
smudge770 1 year ago
The best scene of this movie,glad to find it here.
Danny Kaye is great,thanks for uploading!
Sakura13D 1 year ago
The CHAZZLE?!?!?!?!?!
PokemonAwesome999 1 year ago
Still classic. I love this movie each time I see it.
riffmagos 1 year ago
One of the funniest movie scenes ever! Thanks for posting it.
LouiseOC1 1 year ago
What do u think happens after we die?
sluggo06 1 year ago
The "fair Princess Gwendolyn" is a very young Angela Lansbury ;-)
Cheesnaps 1 year ago
OMG! I have this on DVD! I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!
LKJslain 1 year ago
I agree with @steelbe with you. Magnificent movie. Very underrated by many, but not true aficionados. Terrific word play, sword fighting (poor Basil), and of course comedy. On par with Princess bride (earlier generation).
starked1 1 year ago
Whats up with the 18 dislikes?
catsmithyu 1 year ago
The pellet with the poisin's in the vessel with the pestle,
the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
BUt there's been a change, they broke the chalice from the palice, and now the poisin is in the flagon with the dragon
The pellet with the poisin's in the flagon with the dragon,
the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
hkdrs0318 1 year ago 4
Nicely remebered, but it's chalice, not challace.
Mojosbigstick 1 year ago
I have been searching everywhere for this scene It's one of my favorite movies lol
HarajukuBunny7 1 year ago
There are just so many gags going on in this scene its hilarious!
TheDeadlyKind 1 year ago
My whole family loves this movie. We have it VHS and DVD.
mwclark4453 1 year ago
first bit is right... but they broke the challace with the palace 3:37 ...replaced it with a flagon with a figure of a dragon. so the pellet with the poison cant be in the challace with the palace. : )
YamahaBassWave 1 year ago
@YamahaBassWave the peelet with the poison's in the flaggon with the draggon not the chalice with the palace? so it's right
xPeanutbutterxJellyx 1 year ago
@xPeanutbutterxJellyx ok maybe, im really confused now...
YamahaBassWave 1 year ago
Danny Kaye at his best!
sportygirl869 1 year ago
Una delle scene più esilaranti della storia del Cinema.
Pensate che personalmente lo vista e ascoltata solo in Italiano (il doppiaggio perde in naturalezza, anche se il doppiatore, Stefano Sibaldi, fa i miracoli.)
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zelig46 1 year ago
Mildred Natwick is such a riot!
fountainpenuser 1 year ago
Who punches a shield? Honestly!
Amarksyhk 1 year ago
Does this bus go to potato salad?
DesertphileVEVO 1 year ago
@DesertphileVEVO "But I don't want to go to Brooklyn...." "None of us, want to Bub, but we all gotta go sooner or later..." "Do you live in Brooklyn?" "No", "Then why are you going to Brooklyn?" "Oh, I'm not.." "Well, the bus is..." "No, it's going to Schmidt's Delicatessen..." " It is?...what for? " "Potato Salad..." Yeah, Wonderman rocks too, Desert!
MerlinsOakTree 1 year ago
this....movie....ROCKS
TheJomogogo 1 year ago
this has always been on my favorite bits, from a rogers and hart musical orginally i believe.
tollhase1 1 year ago
8:24 Danny Kaye thinking: well, that's a very pleasent thought . . . .
BlueFireTigerLion 1 year ago
"Well then you fight him." LOL
jenethehottie 1 year ago
brilliant.....!!!!
brahmin21 1 year ago
I'm so glad this thing is on DVD and I have it.
thewildone 1 year ago
I doubt there are ten living actors today that could do this scene without cue cards.
Top 3 Comic Geniuses of 1950's:
1. Danny Kaye
2. Red Skelton
3. Jerry Lewis
rowdymax1 1 year ago 3
Mairzy dotes and dozey dotes and little lambsy divey...a kiddle dee divey too wouldn't you?
(Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy...a kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?)
rowdymax1 1 year ago
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mel4ever1 1 year ago
@rowdymax1
OR...Koochie love...koochie woo...koochie koochie koochie koo? Has anybody seen my gal? lol (Could she love could she woo? Could she could she could she coo? ...etc.)
gmta darlin' ;~)
mel4ever1 1 year ago
"There's been a change. They broke the chalice from the palace."
"They...BROKE..the chalice from the palace?!"
Anynom 1 year ago
get it? Got it? Good!
Frances144 1 year ago
J: The pellet with the poisle is in the flaggle with the chalice...
G: The poison's in the dragon with the pestle...
J: The chazzle's in the poisley with the plellus with the flem-flagus...
G: The pellet with the dragon's in the pestle with the poison...
And then it becomes too damn mangled to follow. Love this movie.
IzDiaries 1 year ago 2
for the record: chalice, pestle..... and they used the relative pronoun rather than a non-restrictive modifier.... but just for the record.....
barcalonga 1 year ago
BUT WHO'S ON FIRST!
lishuss 1 year ago
Danny was a true acting genius. 100% my hero as a young boy in the 1960s
truro007 1 year ago
Anyone spot a young Angela Lansbury (Murder She Wrote) as the young princess??
truro007 1 year ago
Ravenherst is Sherlock Holmes!
LOL!
cuteycindyhoney 1 year ago
But that never made sense to me, even as a kid. If the chalice from the palace broke, then the vessel with the pestle would still have the pellet with the poison in it. The flagon with the dragon would have the brew that is true.
Unless, of course, when one broke, they emptied and refilled the vessel with the pestle when they filled the flagon with the dragon.
In which case, never mind. :)
taurnguard 1 year ago
@taurnguard i just realized that myself xD
PollyPeachum3penny 1 year ago
@taurnguard Your taking this way to serious.
benthemiester 1 year ago
go to dagsrule dot com for the transcript
roughcovers 1 year ago
a youtube (for fun) re-enactement of this would carry some serious clout
roughcovers 1 year ago
I haven't thought about Glynis Johns in years. She had the most distinctive voice.
robertsljrz 1 year ago
OMG...I'm crying here. I LOVED Danny Kaye movies.
laylamary325 1 year ago
Technicolor is so gorgeous and Danny Kaye is a genius!
abay2005 1 year ago
@abay2005, "Technicolor is so gorgeous."
It sure was. In fact, pretty much ALL film looks from the different eras were beautiful in their own way. I have no idea why humankind lost its mind over the last several years and decided that the dead, flat, sterile images of digital (so-called "HD") photography are somehow superior to the effortlessly transporting, weighty, soulful, otherworldly medium we had for a century. (A medium, I might add, that is actually more detailed than digital "HD.")
WastedPo 1 year ago
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shamusdark 1 year ago
Good Stock! Good Battle, Good Bye. so funny
JediButch 1 year ago
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I Love Danny Kaye! The vessel with the pessel is one of the funniest movie scenes ever!!!
cedarlala 1 year ago
I Love Danny Kaye! The vessel with the pessel is one of the funniest movie scenes ever!!!
cedarlala 1 year ago
Imagine how this scene would have been ruined with a Laugh Bot.
CarrotShticks 1 year ago
"Take that horse and put it back under that idiot" XD God I love this movie!
LeoandTrina 1 year ago
"Well then you fight him".. lol!!
HolyMotherofGrid 1 year ago 2
hahaha this was so funny! the actors must have had a really hard time keeping their faces and lines straight while filming. thanks for sharing this!
wowier 1 year ago 2
lol, im the jester in a stage version of this :) funn
Danscottonair 1 year ago
Love Danny Kaye, this is my favorite movie. He was such a humanitarian.
niniski1 1 year ago
When having to choose a weapon... "I'll take one of those, one of those. OH, AND A COUPLE OF THOSE!"
:D
One of the funniest movies ever made.
noeffnoeff82 1 year ago 2
good fun. Thanks for posting. Pls upload the entire film if possible. Most obliged.
DrChapmanChen 1 year ago
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Great Movie loved it
chookstac 1 year ago
The first time I watched this movie, I was literally rolling on the floor laughing while they were both reciting the rhyme and the magnetic armor. Funny clip!
s0merand0mdude95 1 year ago
I believe it's the flagon with the dragon, not the dragon with the flagon, Mrs. Radcliffe.
jolsonstories 1 year ago
The chalice with the poison has the pellet from the palace.
fjccommish 1 year ago
Poor actors having to remember all that. :)
lustre5 1 year ago
thank you for posting one of my favorite film clips!
arpeggio1358 1 year ago
HAHAHA!!
JennyandtheCats 1 year ago
the chessel with the pessel is the veesel with the poison and the brew that is trew is the cooks stew
zmznzbzvzmznzb 1 year ago
Not only was Danny Kaye an icon...this gig is such a total classic!
LadyIonhar 1 year ago
I saw this as a kid in the late fifties - thought it was the funniest thing i ever saw - it still is!
Mel Brooks said this was a movie that influenced him greatly - it's easy to see why
BeeMichael 1 year ago
so so funny. I stayed home sick from school when I was 7. My gramma took care of me. I have fond memories of campbells chicken noodle soup..a blue blanket and this movie. Good Times. Sigh.
MrTracythomas1 1 year ago
@MrTracythomas1 Don't eat the soup if it's in the flagon with the dragon.
fjccommish 1 year ago
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pessel, the challace with the palace has the brew which is true!
Then it changes...
The pellet with the poison's in the challace with the palace, the dragon with the flagon has the brew which is true!
I said it!
MrsDanielRadcliffeN1 1 year ago 22
@MrsDanielRadcliffeN1 Well then you fight him!
sirstrongbad 1 year ago 37
@sirstrongbad lol
MrsDanielRadcliffeN1 1 year ago
@sirstrongbad lol he typed it not said it
mrjesta2010 1 year ago
@MrsDanielRadcliffeN1 no it changed to the pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pessel has the brew that is true.
fantasygurl101 1 year ago
@MrsDanielRadcliffeN1 they broke the chalace from the palace. it was "the pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pessel has the brew that is true."
BlueFireTigerLion 1 year ago
@MrsDanielRadcliffeN1
the second part is wrong....the pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pessel has the brew that is true
ghaleon7 1 year ago
@MrsDanielRadcliffeN1 wrong
YamahaBassWave 1 year ago
@YamahaBassWave i swear it's right.
MrsDanielRadcliffeN1 1 year ago
@MrsDanielRadcliffeN1 it is
xPeanutbutterxJellyx 1 year ago
@MrsDanielRadcliffeN1 Actually the pellet /w the poison was in the flagon w/ the dragon, the vessel w/ the pestle had the brew that is true!
deepfriedtnecks 1 year ago
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clampfan101 1 year ago
@MrsDanielRadcliffeN1 not the dragon with the flagon, the flagon with the dragon. :P
clampfan101 1 year ago
Classic! I love this movie, and Danny Kaye
kkuechler 1 year ago
One of my favorite scenes from my absolute favorite movie. :D <3
ChocoHood 1 year ago
magnetised by electricity....
Ashitaka255 1 year ago
Lol
smarty1970s 1 year ago
Get it? Got it! Good!
AsharellaNightAngel 1 year ago
Its amazing how many comedy staples STARTED in this movie, like the helmet getting knocked off.
thewildone 1 year ago
place peasol what???hihi
MrMaraDj 1 year ago