My Immortal Trailer

[MellowDesolation]

ATTACK THE MARRY SUE! KILL IT WITH FIRE! I love MCR but this puts Gerard to shame -_-

[HOTCHOCOLATEXOXO1]

wahahahahaha . every time i feel down i just read this. so comically funny. lmao

[soggysnoggers]

0:57 does she have some kind of disease.....

[ladycucumberington]

I took out a cigarette and began to smoke pot.

[ijustwanttocomment21]

LOL!!! Although I'm so sad that you used Evanescence....Their amazing work should not go on this shit!

[Ransomed09]

Hogwarts is in Scotland.

[ThePurpleBoom]

@Ransomed09 I think knowing where hogwarts is

may be the least of her problems XD

[Sguis90]

My Immortal is shit

Twilight is crap

If I write a book....surely it wouldn't be about this teenieweenie shit

[iluv10yroldboiz]

@Sguis90 i dont think you quite understand what My Immortal is,,,

[Sguis90]

@iluv10yroldboiz yeah I know what it is,a parody of HP filled with hyper stereotypical twilight like shit. correct ?

[iluv10yroldboiz]

@Sguis90 no dude thats the whole thing, no one can tell if it was written for serious by a real, stupid, goffik pre-teen, or if it was written by the most epic troll ever to invade fanfiction,net, and THAT is why my immortal is so hilarious, because it is believed to be so unintentionally bad, so if you read it with the real Tara Gilesbie (the author) in mind, playing herself, playing "Enoby" (her mary-sue main character, of whom Tara cannot even spell her name correctly), its way funnier

[gamehead91]

ಠ_ಠ

[RiseToOffend]

omg omg lol

[IsaacJustGotPwned]

LOL FUCK THIS SHIT

[MrRyouBakura]

i love how you put the song to it

and how the two top-rated comments are nearly identical.

[stlouisgirl132]

Fuck you preps! lol

[theamvgirlx]

It's SHIT!

And...

It's STILL better than twilight!

[puntosuspensivo]

"i look like amy lee"

you mean, like fat?

[Omeggia]

@puntosuspensivo HOW VERY DARE YOU >:O She has a slightly squat figure is all >< 

[SnivelyTheGlamful]

The song just made this trailer SO much more funnier. The awkward and awful writing with the sad song just made me laugh so much.

[bonkuraysan]

me do not gusta

[hopesterocks]

The thing that disturbs me about this "trailer" is that she says she wishes she was related to Gerard Way because "he is a major hottie" is that considered attempted incest?

[supahfly55]

@hopesterocks

yes

[FMAlcheholic]

Twilight sucks, as does Justin Beiber. So does the Jonas Brothers and Big Time Rush. But all of them combined is way better than this terrible piece of Mary-Sueish shit. No, I'm not a prep, as I mostly write horror poetry on FF.net. So Tara? Screw you. I hope you have no firends in life, and if you do, that they kill themselves. BTW, it's "gothic" not "gofik". Your spelling is as bad as this FF. I hope you're proud of yourself. You made my eyes bleed with the first 10 words. How nice of you.

[mrgeggegg]

@FMAlcheholic @FMAlcheholic do you not know of the meme? this is just parodying it, a girl wrote this as a fan fiction and it was deemed the worst fanfic of all time. if you have heard of it, pls make it sound like you have.

search know your meme, worst fan fiction.

[FutreAnneArchy]

I really want to get the MCRmy to kill Tara Gilesbie or however you're supposed to write her name. I've got to admit, Bennett the Sage made this really hilarious to watch... while also destroying many of my braincells.

[avatarnaruto77]

I honestly read this and thought: Man, Twilight isn't all that bad compared to this. I like some of the bands Ebony/Enony/Enoby/Mary-Sue likes, but she's obviously a poser who wishes she could truly love those bands. I hope to God that whoever wrote this story was a troll and not a real person, because I CANNOT imagine a person like Tara actually exsisting.

[Halo4Lyf]

Okay, I'm pissed off that Evanescence is now forever attached to this piece of shit in the minds of so many people. Fuck.

[EdJ343]

@Halo4Lyf It's pretty good synergy for them. Evanescence and My Immortal are equally crap in different ways. They share a target audience, too.

[Halo4Lyf]

@EdJ343 How is that exactly? Amy Lee has 9 years of classical piano training under her belt, plays the harp, and is nearly an operatic when she sings. And this POS fan fiction was written by a 15 year old, codependent... fuck, I'm not even sure it wasn't written as parody, it's that bad.

[EdJ343]

@Halo4Lyf 9 years of classical piano training and only three chords in most of their songs, barely a deviation from the three verse/two chorus triteness of stagnant pop. I can play the harp too, I suppose. Doesn't matter how many letters after her name she has, Evanescence as a whole are mass-market blandness in a handily pre-pigeonholed package. Likewise, My Immortal is an almost too perfect satire-of-itself playing on the same tropes and characteristics of a stereotypical early '00s "goth".

[Omeggia]

@EdJ343 Ouch... . I remember when I was an avid fan, not so much nowadays, although I will always be thankful to their radio friendly music for getting me into metal then eventually getting me into the meaningful heartfelt side of it. Namely underground hardcore. The kinda bands that only have 40,000 hits on a music video but are so good I want them to stay underground. So what I'm saying is, Evanescence are a good starting band for people so don't tear into them too harshly :)

[EdJ343]

@Omeggia Firstly, I don't understand what is wrong with good musicians getting publicity (unless they got it by "selling out" or whatever that means). Especially as it may mean there is less publicity left for crap musicians.

But one artist leading to another is no reason not to criticise them. It's because slipknot are so mediocre that I bought a different metal album at random in my most recent visit to a hmv (2003 or thereabouts) and discovered Axis of Perdition.

[Omeggia]

@EdJ343 Yeah I worded that very badly... well I suppose it works both ways, if something is so trashy it makes you want to find something good within the same area that deserves the attention then that can also be a good thing. It's just the sad truth of today's music scene that it tends be the awful and annoying that are the ones getting the attention.

[IHateTheTwilightSaga]

She sounds like taylor Fucking Momsen

[MusikCity1]

@IHateTheTwilightSaga Nah, there are HUGE differences. I mean come on... um... There's that... Um... Taylor's blonde?

[BroccoliBiatch]

My Immortal: the one thing that still makes me cry with laughter just from reading OTHER PEOPLE'S comments.

[purplebananafish]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!1

[Omoichikaeri]

I wonder how the author is doing right now? Did she slit her wrists too deep one of those times?

[larodem]

"I may be a Hogwarts student, but I´m also a satanist!"

Hagrid

[Omeggia]

The most brilliant and articulated selection of literature I have ever gazed upon. It is truly marvellous. The way in which Dumbledore is introduced to the story with the powerful and thought provoking line of "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!?!" and the careful use of the words "fuck off" throughout the masterpiece is truly inspiring as are the vivid and tantalising sex scenes. To quote directly: "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time"

[Hihihiheheh1]

@Omeggia The only reson Dymbledore swore, its he haz a headache, okay? xD

[neverliveneverdie]

I'm an emo kid, non conforming as can be. You'd be non-conforming to if you were JUST LIKE ME.

[CrystalFlames]

thjis moovi loks soo0 gud im goin ot wach it rihtg nwo STUPID POSER MUGLE PREPZ DNO'T APRIC8 THSI STORY THEN GO D1E (geddit cuz im goffik)

[Xaluar]

i don't know why everyone is so horrible about this story tbh! who wouldn't love to live in hogwarts, go to barely any lessons, be able to wear whatever you want, have everyone want to shag you and go to concerts all the time at hogsmeade.

[RAZEAN55]

this shit is scary

[OnlyXInXWonderland]

WARNING! Sum of diz movie iz XTREMLY scray! VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

[hedonism13]

AN: OMG your just jealous you fuking prep!

thats iT im not updating toill i get FIFTEEN GOod reviowes. Fangs (geddit, coz im a goth)

[TheDEltaORion]

VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD

[RedCloudLove]

My poor mother started crying at the fact that people like this exist at around chapter six. I fear she shall never be emotionally sound again.

[loupyloupowell]

The travesty of writing that this is, it is still several levels above Twilight. I commend Tara for that.

Hey, if Meyer can make billions from a shitty 'book' about emo fairies posing as vampires, Tara could make trillions.

[MxC1337MxCsh43d]

Best written literature I've ever read. SO good

SO GoFFIX 2

[XxMageLeexX]

You know I feel sorry for Amy Lee 'cause of this.

[ObiriSakura]

I would rather watch Twlight than this, sorry.

[Gamescook]

She wishes she was related to someone she was sexually attracted to...? Damn.

[theknack101]

It is a trailer for the movie adaptation of one of the greatest pieces of literature ever to be written.

This story will take its place among the works of Mark Twain, and other literary geniuses.

[DulBeat]

So goffik

[jetblack4ever]

This is why goths suck.

[ratluva16]

This trailer was full of epic win, man! 5/5 stars.

[SuperBananaGod]

And you know what? It's STILL better than Twilight.

[ratluva16]

So true!

[1wowme1]

@SuperBananaGod FAIL X D As mediocre as twilight was My Imortal doesnt even COMPARE to any piece of literature that any one has ever made, Kindergarden stories would sell better than this lol

[xMoonlitRose]

@1wowme1

Yeah, but at least My Immortal was funny XD

[lamp656]

@SuperBananaGod Well, yeah. But EVERYTHING is better then Twilight.

I did it for the lulz.

[Greenlord66]

This is the most amazingly bad thing i have ever witnessed xD

[KyouchouBudgie]

My Immortal is a triumph of contemporary english literature. Many misinterpret it to be a Harry Potter fanfic, but that's just a front so people can't get into the depths of the stories layers and meanings. The true story is about Tara, and it's expressed in an innovative and brilliant way, through the art of meta-fiction. The story is about Tara - an exploration of the character and impotent rebellion of a nine year old who wishes she was thirteen like the cool goffs.

Preps suck.

[LITmusic]

Omg, someone should make a live-action trailer. That would be awesome!

[xxAlexBeckxx]

This is packed so full of win.

I nealry died when i read that fanfic.

[blackheartwarrior]

I think I want to remove my own eyes with a sharp object, just to repent for hearing about this stupid, fanfic.

[CoffeeGirl1236]

That begining, where is said R for Retarded, I laughed til I cried you are a beautiful person! You are not a prep poser!

[bedazzledcandybar]

It was not written by a harry potter fan, it barely resembles HP in any way and the only thing she got right is 7 year students are 17. I don't see why this fic as bad as it is is why we should 'weep for humanity's future' MRSINISTER1979. What about the fact that everywhere I turn is reality shyte that we've all gotta care about while people are dying in the streets? Yes it's the worst fic ever (especially the fact that she thinks gothics are vamipres) But there really are worse things!

[McSqueaky]

bedazzledcandybar is so GOFFIK!!!! She totally is upsetz by the fakt that she called GOFFIKS VAMPS!!! OMG South Park reference!!! LULULULUL.

Dumbass.

[bedazzledcandybar]

The fanfic is utter shyte and anyone who thinks anything else is just as braindead as the writer. It's just there are worse things in the world and these things come along to distract attention from the fact that there are worse stuff.

[ItTakes22Lie]

@bedazzledcandybar stop flammin tha story ya prep

[bedazzledcandybar]

I'm starting to think that word is the only word you imbeciles have for describing someone. Yeah i'm so loaded I am(!) And as for telling me to stop flaming this! I can't stop laughing! Tell that to all of us who would rather peel our eyes out then read that garbage again! Yeah we do think the author and her pals are dumbasses but that's cos they ARE! Not cos we are snobs. How dumb can people be? I'm not sure but we have some ties in the competion.

[ItTakes22Lie]

i was jokin tard

[kitsun3kidd]

T-this...really sucks... I almost died reading the first chapter (my friend dared me to); it must be some new form of torture.

[CoolIizard]

@kitsun3kidd Try reading "legolas by laura".

[JackLuft]

I wish Tara Gilesbie would write more. I just wish...she decided to continue it, at least for one or two more chapters.

[JackLuft]

You know how in the trailers of the movie 2012 shows the world being destroyed? Yeah, that's because in 2012, MI would be released in major theaters.

Also, I saw the movie "Daredevil," and I couldn't stop laughing because a sad, sad scene featured the "My Immortal" song.

[queenclara0]

The grammar is too perfect for this to be My Immortal. xD

[DarkPascual]

I consider myself an optimistic person, that's why I think that "My Inmortal" is probably the best parody of fanfiction ever writted.

You have to TRY to be THAT BAD!!!

Otherwise, the mankind is doomed.

[MrSinister1979]

Indeed. We should all pray (to all things "goffik", obviously :P) that this "story" is an intentional parody of bad fanfic (which would make Tara Gillesbie the world's most amazing troll ever). Otherwise... weep for humanity's future. Weep.

[Azeriass]

I pray that it is a parody. I really truly hope it is.

For humanity's sake.

[CoolIizard]

@DarkPascual Hey, if it is a parody, she's friggin' brilliant.

[0TripleHelix0]

yes, but that would also entail that she is the most determined troll ever. judging from the staggering amounts of spelling mistakes, the almost scientifically coordinated awfulness and the managing of several accounts, this being a parody is almost as unlikely as her being as cripplingly retarded as her writing suggests.

[kutegurl67]

Wow... I read My Immortal and it actually kinda hurts to read. it's really bad. :) But it's still better than Twilight because MI, though terribly written, just makes me LOL and it's totally epic too! twilight just annoys me...

[JackLuft]

I loved this story so much, I wrote down the character diagram from ED and updated it. Took two sheets of paper and it's unreadable.

[xXmattVICIOUSXx]

in the words of encyclopedia dramatica: IT'S STILL BETTER THAN TWILIGHT

[givenchylover]

@xXmattVICIOUSXx the sad thing is.. it really is. *sigh.* i guess buffy is going to go to hogwarts as well as forks... poor girl

[RPCs4everXP]

people if u honestly think this is bad, look up FaCe ThE StRaNgE by dally D8 it's almost worse than this!

[handmiadenofgod]

Oh dear, almost worse than My Immortal?! I'm frightened to look it up, but... I.... must.... for the lulz!

[JackLuft]

Funny how she can't spell "ghost," yet she can spell "caberet" just fine.

[MizNelson]

It's spelled "cabaret."

[JackLuft]

Like the "Rose Tint My World" cabaret floor show in The Rocky Horror Picture Show? :D

[rossmallo]

It's even crazier how she can actually spell Incapacitation and Amnesia completely correctly o-o

[LlamaSensei]

I am quite convinced that Tara is a troll.

Does it matter?

[StoneChickenImagica]

Yes, it does seem as though Tara has no clue what goth or English is. And why was there 'voldemortserum' and did anyone notice that she called snape Sodomize? xD

But...she said red velvet lined the black box. Maybe she listens to bauhaus and therefore knows goth and therefore is, in fact, a troll?

...Just a thought.

[Anneka]

Nah, she called Sirius "Sodomize." Minor detail, but yeah.

She also made "Dumblydork" the most amazing character EVER. xD

[StoneChickenImagica]

Oh, scuze. xD

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUCKERS?

xDD!!!

[Monafina]

Lol!! I remember that bit! Something to do with Dumbledore having a headache?!

[brighttomorrows]

I will always remember Volsemort and the Death Dealers.

[Sclasspsycho]

This fanfic was the worse I ever attempted to read! It's uubelieveable how bad it is! This Tara person makes a mockery of anything that's considered gothic. There's too much OOC characters. I can go on! It's all a load of bullshit! In fact, I think I'll write a fanfiction with my own gothic character, just to prove to myself that I can still write better than her! This almost makes Twilight look good! I hate Mary Sues so damn much. -_-

[Obistalker1]

Please do it for the sake of not only the Gothic people, but for all of humanity for she has made a farce of us all!

[Sclasspsycho]

Too true, my friend.

[catdemonninja]

And doesn't this whole prove I can do better thing, just draw attention t o it? (Also, people have done so.) And speaking of twilight, Let's just be glad she hasn't written a fanfic for that.

[SquigPie]

I love this fanfic, its the worst thing I've ever laid my eyes on. Even /b/ and High School Musical can't compete.

Will remember Dumblydros and Volxemints epic lines forever:

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERF*CKERS!"

"I hath telekinisis"

[IMADRWILY]

Actually that's not the famous quote, it was

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!?!!"

[agammoto]

die you HP poser fans.

[decemius]

Alright, anyone wanna arrange a mass suicide in protest of this story?

[demondays5]

lead by example

[Muffinz777]

It's Kinda Funny The Way Negative Comments About The Story Get Thumbs Up On This :)

I Wonder If Tara Gilesbie [ My Immortal Author ] Was TRYING To Fail While Writing It. Seriously.

xo

[GigaDager]

I-I want to shoot myself...

[darkmizuki]

oh well that's interesting...but i kind of wish they left Amy Lee out of it...X__x

but whatever...i'm laughing so hard!XDD

[cjvec]

...am i missing osmething?....

[Weddleput]

Yeah, I'm just going to tell you to stay as far away from this fanfiction as possible if you want to keep your IQ.

[Sclasspsycho]

You're absolutely correct.

[chucknorrisrox126]

lol I start projectile vomiting just thinking about this story

[BoomBoomSticks]

The story is full of fail but that's why the movie is full of win!

[DefinitionDiana]

LOLOL its the ENTIRE FIRST CHAPTER :D

[xOMGPENOR]

I just died a little inside.

[slaughterersrock]

This was a great idea, though you could've incorporated more pictures from later videos.

[wiccan2509]

HAHAHA love the satire!!! great

[dancingcarrotdotcom]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...the first ever "Meyerpire".

[raine697]

At the end you should have said: "This is my story..."

[soir8]

I love the story, it's one of the funniest things I've ever read. If the girl who wrote it is actually real, and not an expert troll, she's a contender for biggest douche in the universe.

[handmiadenofgod]

soir8, what? She's real? Are you sure? But... but... it's too awful! Today I weep tearz ov blood 4 hoomanity.

[kaydeelady689aot]

No one's sure if she's real or not.  She's either the best, most dedicated troll ever, or someone who severely lacks all knowledge of the English language and the grammar and mechanics thereof.

[SpecialHelmet]

........

[Beefjerkyy]

what a waste of my time sorry

[BookMadTJ]

I could feel my IQ literally dropping as i read the story.... After woulds I had to read a Dan Brown book to try and get my brain working again.

[PucksGirlfriend]

It has to be really bad writing if Dan Brown gets your brain working.

[Gaaraluvs33]

i could feel my IQ literally dropping as i read the story....

[fuhugwagads]

AHAHAHAHAHA!

[XxXcassiechemicalXxX]

LMFAO.

You cannot be serious.

[Jessarai]

ARE YOU FREAKEN SERIOUS?!

I read the edited version (the one she's publishing), and it is SERIOUS CRAP. ENGLISH ISN'T MY FIRST LANGUAGE, YET I CAN WRITE BETTER. I'M ONLY FOURTEEN. WHY DID YOU WASTE YOUR TIME?! THIS IS WORSE THAN SHIZUE ASAHI!

[EtudeofRosePetals]

"ARE YOU FREAKEN SERIOUS?!"

That's what my bf and I said when we read it. Who would buy this crap?

[Karmillina]

Lol just read it for the lulz. Too many people suspect she's a highly ellaborate troll XD

[jullalb]

Mixing Evanescence, Harry Potter and Vampires... You really think your story will be a hit? You need to create something NEW from your IMAGINATION to make it a hit. Sorry.

[sabr2thling]

are you trolling or something

[jullalb]

I have no clue what trolling means. English's not my 1st language.

[sabr2thling]

thel? of the zeample? but you did troll did you not?

[jullalb]

???????

[sabr2thling]

nothing just forget it lol

[Stytched]

to troll means to be intentionally mean/cruel to get others irritated. it's like being a real ass hole, except in this case it's funny as hell and true.

hope that helps. c:~

[jullalb]

lol! Thanks, I learned a new word! I wasn't trolling though. I just think that if they are serious about making this fiction they should think about creating their own thing instead of copying other people.

[Stytched]

actually the person creating this was a troll herself. c:~ she wasn't serious when she made it.

[Miaega]

You know, no matter how many times I read that fanfic or watch this video, the question that I really cannot get out of my head is: why do you need white foundation if you already have white skin?

Kind of says something about the way I think...

[EnigmaJunk]

To cover the acne, of course.

[choclytgremlins]

This story was the best thing to ever hit the Internet, and I am absolutely amazed at the number of people who thought it was real.

[violenthues]

"Today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it..."

IMMA LOL NOW K?!

[iluvmcflyxxx]

lulz. dat storii iz so goffik itz untru

XD

i swear to god that story = funniest thing on the internet.

it well cheers me up when it'm down.

it's so awful :')

[s3ac0w]

omg dis is so edgy an goffik.

[Erich745]

Full of win and goffick.

[AlfTheTroll]

...Amazingly, arty really.

Have you made edits to the original?

[NarutoMel3]

Hah! you win 100 internets.

[thommersorgasm]

I forever love you, Ebony Dark'ness.

[suchducks]

I love everything that has to do with this fanfic except the fanfic itself.

[Kaulen777]

Ha. Thou dost well proclaim untarnished truth!

[NellyNinja]

I read up to chapter 8 of My Immortal before I started feeling chest pains and nausea (true story)

[Katherine10101]

Hahahaaa! Great! xD

[fuzzyforever]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xiinazz]

....Did you have to mention Nirvana? >.>

-2 internets, my good sir.

[ritzdijuto]

BAH HAH HAH HAH

I think badfic has finally driven me batshit insane.

[MissHBCsPoppit]

viower exctrecion advsd

...gets me every time

[xdanceintherainx]

LOL This is hilarious.