Dave Allen on...PARENTING & BOYFRIENDS

[Kriztina9]

I love that impression of the child who gets hit at 0:34 - 0:36 !! HAHAHAHAXDDDDD

[jjtruman]

funny funny funny is the only word to describe this comody ledgend

[flossiemi]

We have one of these!!!

[greenroadster]

Hilarious ! God I miss this guy. (thats my God by the way !)

[marioneal]

years ahead of his time, DA was brilliant

[sidlawman]

This just reminds you how garbage the modern day comedians are. A genius at work here for sure. DA your a legend.

[Grimlin1195]

Too true, too true. Funny as it gets.

Props and Peace

[cutykity]

love it

[Angerlevel]

Funny as hell. But christ, do I know how he felt...

[Roadie92]

I got a stitch laughing so hard! XD

[rockchick80s]

He could be speaking about my eldest - especially the Grunting Part. As for the eating - could be classed as an Olympic Sport in our House Ha Ha. - "He's humping my daughter" nearly P***** myself laughing.

[boltsburn1960]

The true master of everyday life made funny, all others like Billy Connolly, Lee Evans etc all stand in this guy's wake, the original and best stand up comic.... sadly missed.

[sblackrick]

every word true, thank god for Dave Allen to come out and say it.

[RevdRichard]

How true! Dave Allen's genius was the accurate observation of real life!

[Fr0gEyE]

its called life one day when u have kids u will know its my life story

[ratholin]

perfection. damned the children moving in their humpmates without offording themselves. it's why so many kids are raised by their grandparents who by observation can't raise an independant child.

[Veselaazdaja]

BRAVO MAESTRO

[rancidfan39]

its pretty funny but dont guys reckon he's being mean to his sons?

[femaleanimal]

I think that was the whole point of the story! (Which may or may not be true...).

[rancidfan39]

why does he wanna be so mean to his sons?

[femaleanimal]

He doesn`t. The joke was against himself. It`s called irony (genuine irony).

[trumparch]

are you american ?

[wilhelmstudensteck]

seriously dude? in every era of human existance up until the 1990's, parents have wailed on their kids. belts, fists, sticks, stones, extension cords. Hes being a thought ful and helpful father in terms of the childrens later lives. It bugs me that parents r ruining and spoiling kids b/c we have so much in this country

[leedsunited70]

Thanks Dave. You are simply the one & the only.

[BigtoeDen]

im ashamed to admit but i totally forgot how this guy worked and made me laugh.

Dave Allen im sorry i forgot you but im now putting your name about.

David Allen your missed !

[swansandtyphus]

"Borrowing money! They learn how to speak again!" LOL

[bobby544]

hmmmhmmmmhmmm... mmmmmm Spanish inquisition?

[spodface]

hes so great still fuken funny as , i was 5 wheni saw im he was rilliant 30 years later its not changed

[danny1374]

His timing and the way he told stories were absolutely spot on what a legend :) R.I.P. x

[WhereEaglesDareUK]

TOP MAN

[rigel5]

Darwin's theory of evolution gone backwards - classic!

[Aquaholica004]

classic!

[CorralHeavens]

LOLL!!! XD

[lushette2006]

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!!

[tich302001]

I remember watching this on tv I laughed so much I had tears in my eyes so funny.

[CK1223]

a comedy genius r.i.p

[musiicsliife]

god i love this guy, utter genius, never fails to make me laugh

rest in peace dave we miss you

[sligo74]

We miss You Dave..He was our Irish man!

[CK1223]

a genius

[Mereas65]

He is the master of comics!

[Casey2327]

(^_^)

[scottytoohottie123]

superb dave allen well done cathy lol scotty:0)

[dArLeNewk]

this is so hilarious LMBO!! Boy does he know kids!

[awush]

lol

[twr12]

absolutely fantastic. My favourite Dave Allen story of all. "And not only that, but he's humping my daughter!"