Does anyone want any toast? - Red Dwarf - BBC comedy

[SamauraiRippeR]

NO TOAST!

[playtoification]

Ah yeah I was reminded of this episode after playing OWB. I think they ripped off Red Dwarf with that one.

[ZeldaTheSwordsman]

What bugs me is the completely different casing.

[nunchuckerz]

im toeast, therefore i am

[LTS1287]

I've never seen this show but now I must have more.

[Chillo56]

Is it just me, or does Lister's head look a bit big? XD

[Brittonsp]

There is a benefit to a talking toaster, we can finally find out why they are made with a setting that can burn a piece of bread to a blackened scrap that not even the most drunken idiot would want to eat.

[mystica55121234]

@Brittonsp Thats not a setting for toast... Thats the setting for a frozen filet of chicken. :P

[ApatheticLeader]

Couldn't you just disable the verbal systems and use it as a normal toaster?

[freedomfighterguy1]

I want someone to make a toaster that is an actual working toaster Talkie Toaster prop.

[CaptinAstro]

I loved this show

[TheElenach]

i toast therefore i am... :D

[Thesixthgoon]

"Look, just shut your grill!" *bonk!* "Ow!" I love red dwarf. Utterly barmy stuff!

[MattGully77]

as he said, why is this not available for mobile devices? my 10" tablet is more than capable of viewing it.

[Merlinwf9]

why the heck would anybody not make anything not available on a mobile and who lets them. the net is available to all!!!

[Applemask]

I recently watched GBH, in which the Talkie Toaster plays a tortured old headmaster obsessed with unrequited love and TS Elliot. It throws a new light on this whole sequence.

[markthompson929]

Make it available on mobile! Ffs,

[Dignotion]

I love this show! I've watched it with my dad for as long as I can remember and I'm getting the DVD box set for christmas.

[Anyality]

I always loved the toaster. :D

[hollyrabbitlove]

Its Flanders the toaster!

[thejakalsden]

the new series 10 is being filmed in dec 2011 and jan 2012.... total awesomness

[moonlightkisu]

wow. I remember this show

[dalektaliban]

26 people are waffle men

[TheSuperbigben10]

now i want a talkie toaster

[purplecucumber18]

Kryten what you doin' man?!?!

[JayfuzOMarley]

I'd love some chuffing toast.

[RPGeeable]

this was the first red dwarf episode i saw

[mortensjoegren]

I liked the original design of the talking toaster better.

[chapztar]

Thumbs up if you know what Smeg actually is?

[Araclain]

@chapztar I don't think its really anything.

[ThrobnWood]

@chapztar Rob Grant & Doug Naylor said they just wanted a word they could use for an expletive, and smeg was born. When asked if it was anything to do with the word 'smegma', they denied any relation. Look up smegma if ye want, but.. maybe wait until you're not eating dinner. O_o

[MrBlahblah62]

It's first rate comedy, quality characters, great script, great wardrobe, make-up & sets. It always amazes me when I meet people that just can't stand red dwarf........

[TheJboy88]

They did an American version of this show with many tropes of American TV at the time, good-looking heroes and jokes that may appeal to thehri audiences.

The show was a complete bomb and many people, even in the USA, say that the British version of the show is better.

Made me feel much better about my country's comedies.

[DemiGodzillla]

@TheJboy88 Kind of hard for the show to bomb when it never aired an episode and the pilot was well received by the studio audience.

[thenfm]

fucking emo faggotry

[SBS9067A]

Make sure that toast was toasted by a toaster first before consumption!

[MrSlate112]

i was eating toast while watching this.

[haloww2guy12]

what the semg are you going to do

[Alexabix]

I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING TOAST

[TheKingclown1000]

worst show ever dumb shit

[onlineamiga]

@TheKingclown1000 Then don't watch it

[jacksawild]

@TheKingclown1000 By watching it you increased the view count, added to the advertising returns and helped ensure it got recommissioned as a new series. So who's the dumb shit?

[ankhor777]

@TheKingclown1000 worst show ever? Man you must have like one channel.

[runly1]

23 people have dog food face.

[EmilyyNRoses]

Crrrrrrumpets! XD

[26dirtbag]

That was 1st degree toaster-cide!

[mulreay]

23 people hate toast

[SamauraiRippeR]

NO TOAST!!!

Hahaha, gotta love Red Dwarf.

[MrDavith19]

The toaster in the New Vegas DLC reminded me of this classic :')

[RS14988]

23 people wish to be on the recieving end of a very large polo mallet

[Mrduck117]

A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!

[ZeldaEva]

@Mrduck117 If They Can Find The World..Remember, They Are Three Million Years Away From It.

[MrLyosea]

No black muffins? 1:34

[KingFire2112]

If nobody wants that toaster I'll take it,I love me some bready items...23 people were forced to live with this toaster...

[controller52]

and no smeggin flapjacks!

[mocat1]

A 14 pound what? Replayed that part four times, still never caught what Lister says. :/

[Craagen]

@mocat1

A 14 pound lump hammer.

It's like a one handed sledge hammer.

[mcoveney]

its 14 pound lump hammer 

[l3a443]

definately no smegging flapjacks :P

[spacecoke]

WE DONT LIKE MUFFINS ROUND ERE!

[SirrSnowman]

I'm so glad I grew up watching Red Dwarf, when I watch it i escape back to the good old 90s

[HelenaVanCity]

1st degree toasterside!!!!

[onehipdad]

I love RD! I discovered Lister & Co. on my last trip to England. All episodes are available on streaming Netflix. Season 1's ok, but things really take off in Season 2 when Kryten joins the crew and they start doing more remote shots.

[IBOUGHTYAMOM]

ok thats the reason my father wants me imprisoned........so i get insulted every day? but my cousin will pay the price for it.

[packerthe3rd]

if you keep pressing 2 then itslike being told of by lister

[DDay12G]

'Crapola Corp.' x3

[BlackWolfessUSCM]

The upcoming Fallout: New Vegas DLC is going to have a clone of Talkie Toaster apparently xD

[1yellowapple]

<3 this soo much

[Jiminibobster]

I wish they'd take this shit off dave:/

[biancaj2311]

@Jiminibobster Hate to tell you this, but Dave was actually named after the main character in this show, Dave Lister.

[Jiminibobster]

@biancaj2311 That can't be true... D:

[IAmStoylez]

Amazingly Awsome

[TheVoltaron]

howdly doodly doo

[innerdreamuk]

so what is it? Its a white hole! repeat x4! classic stuff

[klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls]

You know what they say.. all toasters toast toast.

[nmr12z]

First Degree Toastercide

[Newoaf]

Honestly, I kinda liked Hyperdrive better. Sue me.

[picklemonster1001]

@Newoaf red dwarf is cult classic, something many of us brits grew up with in the 90's. it was cutting edge comedy, taking us out of the old fashioned situation comedy dark ages. Can't compare it with Hyperdrive really, such a different style and humour. I personally don't like hyperdrive, its a silly attempt at being a modern red dwarf but ending up completely different with shit comedic actors. And no,, there is no need for me to sue you.. That's Americans answer to everything lol

[ImageDissectors]

Advertising Sky before a BBC clip? Well done BBC Worldwide.

[Scr3t]

@ImageDissectors That doesnt make any difference tbh. BBC and all its other channels come with sky.

[skot424]

best skit EVER!

[LOLjkSTFUffs]

Red Dwarf is the least funny thing ever.

[MrBuch169169]

We don't like muffins round 'ere!!

[MrBlahblah62]

..."Why that was no accident, that was 1st degree toastercide. " "Just SHUT yer grill", (BANG!) "Ow".

[geekyvessey]

ahhh the junk you can get for £19.99 ^_^

[ExileTwilight]

"I Toast, Therefore I am!" lol

[pgrmoja]

aaaa so your a vafle man

[KrytenMark]

"... And DEFINITELY... No smegging flapjacks!!!" X''D

[ejcmoorhouse]

@KrytenMark aah so you're a waffle man!!?!

[KrytenMark]

@ejcmoorhouse Haha! -sigh- I love that part! XD

[filesunavailable]

who else now uses smeg in normal convosation?

thumbs up if you do

[DeeM30]

Happy Toast Day! :)

[doive1231]

Hmmm. Toast.

[puccaandgaru1]

NO TOAST !

[doctorwhoone]

Well if Kryten doesint want any Toast and Lister doesint want any Toast, then i will !, thou best not have any from Talkie, otherwise i might have to buy some C4 Explosives and blow the litter Smegger to oblivion : D

Could have Waffles for Dinner tonight thou . . . . i am abit of a Waffle Man : D

[zangetsu00700]

i wouldn't mind having one provided it's served with wholemeal and a side of waffles :)

[nickjujitsu]

20 people who disliked this video are waffle men.

[RyMaNF0v]

Toastie Toaster is listers Ned Flanders!

[ultimateMacgregor]

One of my favourite clips. This particular one is taken from the episode "White Hole."

Red Dwarf will be coming back for a new series next year, really looking forward to it.

[GoldfishGirlIOM]

Crrrrrrrrrumpet.

[OldSchoolGamer1203]

18 People eat 400 Grams of Toast every hour.

[iantubeyou12321]

@OldSchoolGamer1203 im quite sure its 400 rounds per hour, not grams lol

[WatchVenusSpa]

NO PANCAKES? Have you gone mad?

[FOnazi]

One of my favorite shows

[RadarKat73080]

Talkie kinda sounds like Fibber McGee.

[2QsharkQ2]

thahahah!

[Daydreamer1233]

What episode is this?

[sirdeadlock]

@Daydreamer1233 White Hole. season 4, episode 4

[RadarKat73080]

I wish I had a toaster like that. I'd give it to my sister. She'd kill me. Long running family joke involving toast and her.

[Dhammond5]

@RadarKat73080

Im quite curious, lol

[RadarKat73080]

@Dhammond5 When we were kids, we were over at our grandmother's for breakfast. My uncle asked her if she wanted any toast, she said no, but he didn't hear her. He asked again, and again! After the fifth or sixth time, he finally heard her.

[Templar1ca]

18 people do not condone first degree toastercide.

[mrignuf]

crrrrumpets

[wolfernater]

uuh... why is there adds? this is the bbc

[SamauraiRippeR]

NO TOAST!!! Ha

[SamauraiRippeR]

1st Degree Toastercide! HAHAHA XD

[crazy4musicyo]

Crapola Inc. Love it! 

[ZUKO118]

funniest show everzzzzzz

[DevSodDribble]

David Ross, who played the original Kryten, did the voice of the Toaster here. :)

[luvembigger]

only thing worse... a bloke who won't shut up about FAT! lol

[furonguy42]

Talkie Toaster TM (Patent Applied For) was the best character, and for only nineteen dollarpunds and ninety-nine penneycents plus tax, that's a good offer!

[SuperFeimer]

@RedDwarfOfficial It's such a shame though, it has never been the same since the new series, these episodes are timeless, they were truly a part of my upbringing.

[tippycanoe99]

3 million years passed and humansstill can't reason with toasters.... pass the lump hammer.

[judasgrl]

"Well, that was no accident, that was 1st degree toaster-cide!" LOL Classic line! Love it! xD

[0oSaMao0]

CrazYYYY

[94cadillacfleetwood]

aahhh...so you're a waffle man!

[MHenebury]

Hmmm. ... crumpet

[Jiemusu89]

Fuck it, I'd have a toasted bagal right about now.

[puckle18]

@RedDwarfOfficial agee

[gringolazlo]

legendary

[paperbea]

Any body want any toast?

[paz2001]

I just nostaliga'd. Anyone else?

[chrisssypoos15]

fooking brilliant :)))

[sidebottom32]

@chrisssypoos15 Well said

[ZADER4427]

@chrisssypoos15 Don't you mean smeggin brilliant

[NZCUB3R]

RED DWARF NO.1!!!

[xxhollyxxtxx]

TOAST love this

[barcodehandy]

Wow, that was pretty lame.

Every gag was predictable, and as the clip grew longer the gags grew less clever.

I'd heard wonderful things about this show, but frankly it just seems cheesy.

Oh, but for all you people who can somehow enjoy this, here's a comment more suited to your liking: "LOL OMG, THAT WAZ LIKE SO RANDUM! XDXDXD ROFL TOAST! HE WANTS THEM TO HAVE TOAST BUT THEY DON'T WANT IT!"

[Akyho]

@barcodehandy then aside from the actual content written in text...then you dont get comeday with its delivery.

[MrJarhead1994]

@barcodehandy its old hence why it may seem cheesy but i like it and thats all that matters :L

[red244]

@barcodehandy Says the one who is no expert and likely has no clue what he/she is talking about. If you got nothing productive to say, dont say it. The fact gags are predictable means nothing. The fact it drives Lister (played by David Craig) nuts is funny, plus alot of people like chessey at the time this was made. Hence why it's purposely writen and made that way.

It's called research, maybe you should do it before you post again ;)

[londontrada]

@red244 I think you mean Craig Charles

[Skarkdahn]

"That was no accident, that was first degree toastercide!"

[ACDCNinja24]

I gotta admit, Im a waffle man!!! ^_^

[250350murph]

"and no smegging flapjacks!" XD

[Channle10]

i want one how much?

[Mgdisney15]

No muffins, no TOAST, no teacakes....no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot crust buns, and definitely....no smegging flap-jacks!!!! Ah so your a waffle man!!!!!! NO TOAST!!!!!!

Who would cook pancakes or baguettes in a toaster?

[kingdomofheaven666]

@Mgdisney15 you can, have you ever had those pancakes that can fit in a toaster?

[Mgdisney15]

@kingdomofheaven666 Nope, I didn't know there were toaster pancakes. Cool.

[Shkarya]

I toast, therefore I am.

what a phylosophy :)

[TheRealAestuo]

Anyone know of any shows that are good like this? I have been watching all the episodes on blinks.com and I only have one episode left.......I don't want to watch it. I don't want it to end!! If human cloning ever becomes an okay, the first thing they should do is clone the Red Dwarf crew nd start making more episodes...So since I keep putting off the last episode I have been watching Black Adder but would like some more good shows. Anyone who is a RD has good taste so all references are welcome

[Reicheagles]

so your a waffle man!

[fluentinsound]

SCOUSE FTW

[Rayzorsharp24]

That was no accident, that was first degree toastercide..

Shut your grill BANG!

Brilliant.

[Noimnotyouarenoob]

howdy doo did ee doo!

[elizabeth1977]

i love red dwarf

[magog1138]

I want toast. :(

[Cptjackjacky]

I toast therefore I am, smegging brilliant!

[Crozersiscool]

funny as hell

[fluggum]

It sounds like a windows machine - would you like to restart now?

How about now?

[dino88cro]

No muffins crumpets etc and defo no smegin flap jacks.. ahhhhh so ur a waffel man!

LMAO <3

[lmordro]

Excitebike.

[jlm123789]

LOL.. o god.

[deathtoallbutmetal2]

1st Degree toasterside XD

[chisteso]

I used to look forward to this show every week as a kid. Loved it

[RoseNoir90]

Would anyone like any toast?

[MondoBeno]

I loved this show when I was a kid. We need a full length Red Dwarf movie.

[Mrdavurd]

I cant find the clip of RD where lister's talking to rimmer and starts threaterning him with " okayyys "

[pur33vil]

@Mrdavurd Is that in Balance of Power? the one where Lister tries to pass the chef exam?

[Mrdavurd]

@pur33vil I give you thanks dear sir =3

[Bluequotations]

@pur33vil no this is from the episode White Hole.

[SilverTrenchcoatGal]

The toaster is voiced by the original Kryten, right? I can't tell whether I liked the original toaster better or not... 0w0

[mintydog06]

"we dont like muffins round here" LOLOL!!

[kkomw]

british tv creeps me the fuck out

[lycanwichmark21]

@kkomw XDDDD..why??? our tv is ace...XDDD

[Dragonfree97]

I think that White Hole (this one) is the best episode

[vaninasarba]

I toast, therefore I am.

[evilegg288]

@vaninasarba Torreo ergo sum.