Eddie Murphy Raw - Toy Food

[krisforrowan2010]

i remember watching this on dvd, so funny. richard pryor brought me here lol

[foreevercashmoney]

Ikr

[gsb30]

Eddie's dad should have stopped eating toys and just sold em for food lol

[gsb30]

LOL the ridiculousness of this bit is so overshadowed by its flawless delivery!

[TheEpisteme]

THE CANNON

[ATHF10]

first time me and my best friend saw this we couldn't breath after it!! XD

[iedamorais]

We ate the toys Eddie. Ha, ha, ha!

[MarciMichaelJay]

Classic!



[Mattdillon14]

So damn funny haha ctfu

[Metalhead10ful]

9 motherfuckers never have a Slinky

[trukilla1869]

Funny shyt

[ThAGaMeR1000]

Man this is fukin Funny

[1mattys1]

Eddie i ate so many slinkys! D: i fuckiing pissed myself all the way through

[zaniel80]

and wee would rip a hoolahoop, god dammit

[bintwang]

why are they spending money on boardgames when they can buy food instead

[Tragedyking]

@bintwang dumbass. his dad worked at the toy factory and he brought them home from the factory. listen.

[richardfanx3]

WHO ATE A WHOLE GAME OF MONOPOLY?!!

[glambaby66]

The funniest 3 1/2 minutes ever.

[lightnbubbly]

A slinky a slinky!

[MrLopez32]

"we didnt have fancy luxuries like food"

 lol

[AndroidPolitician]

Which one of you ate a whole fucking game of monopoly!?

[gee12668]

13 cent a week lol

[BIJMOZ]

spinnin' the spinner and kickin' our ass lol

[93johnk]

this was definitely the weakest part of his routine

[94981745]

@93johnk what are you crazy this bit was hilarious...

[stephengregory6]

@93johnk smoke more weed, seriously, smoke more weed

[94981745]

Silly putty sandwich hahahahaa

[FLhardcore772]

my favorite joke by eddie... the first time i heard this I was dieing

[abdiwell121]

LOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA OMG this brought me to tears

[Sheepy007]

Strange, i watched Raw here on youtube and never saw this clip. Was this some kind of Dvd Bonus or stuff?

[lilHippo]

yay i completed the 400 likes

[ltuomela]

13 cents a week...lmao up hill both ways...weeeeeeeeee

[XBulletsXloveX]

"I even ate those cheap purple motherfuckers after go!!" LMFAO Epic.

[ivanrankarm]

It gets funnier each time u watch this. The whole show is pure comedy gold. One of the best of all time

[suspekt29]

@ivanrankarm You aint lying. He was so at his peak.

[kinghur]

the 8 ppl who dont like this are the same ppl who ate the whole fuckn game of monoply by themselves

[hotdrumchick]

Ed was at the height of his genius then......so much talent.

[mbangel6]

right foot blue left hand red

[HollywoodDerek3]

$.13 A Week=

$.52 A Month

$6.24 A Year

[ownmycity]

i got a god damn silly putty sandwich haha

[Maddluv4eric]

WTF lOl

[tonymontana1974]

watchin the ships roll in then you watch em roll away again

lillian

[xxashyy]

The best part is when he's crying about eating a slinky at the end. LOL!

[DASD30]

no nigga was that poor

[RojinPC]

@DASD30 he wasnt poor he was po he couldnt afford the "or" ;)

[yahoopl3]

@DASD30 bitch, stfu...you ain't even a nigga...yeah, you black...but you're a black kid in 2010...you're a long ass way from a brock nigger in the 60s and 70s

[DASD30]

@yahoopl3 shut up nigga ur a lickkle waste yute

[yahoopl3]

@DASD30 and learn how to spell you nappy headed idiot

[DASD30]

@yahoopl3 lmao

[Hontasfamily]

Holy fock

[MINDxWORM]

bye bye i got to go

[nelsboom555]

funny as shit

[jawan45]

this is the funniest shit i swear!!!

[sexyboa25]

park place, bored walk. pwaahahahahahaha!

[MzDr33zy]

"My mother get sauce salt and pepper make a tonka truck taste so delicious! The wheel would melt in your moulth eddie!" LMAO

[wachiinn]

omg my stomach is killing me xD

i watched it 3 times and im still laughing

[jhgfdzxcvbg]

we didn't have luxuries like food

[creamygoodness420]

WE ATE THE TOYS EDDIE!

[softpns]

i dont get this, didnt his father get stabbed to death when he was a teenager ?

[TheDapperSwindler]

He's probably referring to his stepdad, Vernon Lynch.

[Sharlamayne]

HAHAHAHAHA...OMG TOOO FUNNY!!!

Wish I had Twister outfit. Wish Eddie would come back and do more.

[Playa96]

"Which one of you kids sat down, and ate a whole fucking game of monopoly by itself?!"

"Eddie, I even ate those cheap purple motherfuckers. They had to GO!"

"I'm standing on the corner, motherfucking spinning the spinner, and kicking my ass!"

"I got to see other kids eat peanut butter, baloney and swiss, ham and cheese, I got a goddamn silly putty sandwich! And then for dessert they put out a Hostess cupcake, and I gotta eat a goddamn SLINKY?!?"

Classic.

[moriya2k2]

please come back Eddie, we miss you.

[FR3AKYCHICK101]

omg hahahahaahahh

[lmerritt74]

right foot blue left hand red...LOL!!!!

[mugflub]

Not nearly as funny as the Delirious cookout routine... but still funny.

[Dedokai32]

'which one of you kids sat down n ate a whole fkin game of monopoly by ITSELF!!??'' ''i ate it all Eddie'' lmao Classic Eddie

[JV246]

delirious i think is still the best!

[hanson666999]

Eddie Murphy is the Prince of comedy!

[JUSTINTHEGREATEST]

I love his drunk dad impersonations...

We watched this one night at my apt and made "rules" for visitors lol

[monkeytruble]

LMFAO

[CantBanMySkills56]

a whole box of monaply

[09jessicat]

gosh i never laughed so hard i my life!! xD

lol we ate the toys, Eddie!

[deadrising09]

lol this was hilarious

[vboyd10000]

yah he's whipped up by now.. haha eating the cheap purple things right after GO on the monopoly board

yay eddie!

[BK27stALLDAY]

and then for dessert there gonna pull out a hostace cup cake. and i got to eat a god damn slinky! a sliky spring! funny shit!

[ahawhatever19]

"the hat, Conneticut avenue" :D

[lsusaintsfan2]

the cheap monoploy places lol

[hazelwitchhazel]

A Silly Putty sandwich...LOL!!!!!!

[jesjes2006]

''if i have to beg and pleed do the symphony'' DAT IS TOO FUCKIN FUNNY!!!

[rassledassle82]

That twister suit thing cracked me up!

[Shassouneh]

Who broke that lamp in 1971? It was you Eddie!

Nothing from nothing leaves nothing. Haaad to so soooomething. For muthafucka punch you in the mouth! :P

[BlueKnux0]

I wish the whole thing was tied together. The first exchange between Eddie and his father's the funniest.

"Hello? Eddie, whats wrong, why you crying? What?! You got in a fight?! Lillian, get my pistol!" LMAO

[guigas10]

and before that was the fight right

in the white club where the italians

that saw the rocky movie xD

[estyle40]

I know; that is the best!!!

[jmaxx112714]

Eddie nothing from nothing means nothing eddie lol

[Norg1]

and Its no fun getting u ass kicked in a twister match right foot blue left hand right Eddie :P

[ccchrv]

why dont he just sell them toys

loll

[92Funny]

they didnt have any food but they had so many toys they could feed 11 kids?

lol no im kiding this is soooooo funny!!!!!!!!!

[lewisissik]

*slinky my bad :D

[lewisissik]

LOOOOOL ' which one of u ate a whole fucking game of monopoly.......i even ate the cheap purple motherfukas tht noone buys....'

and the linky part loool fukin harlarious

[ffuunky]

hahahahaha omg that was so funny XD

[bangemlikeapornstar]

i loveee eddy's dad lol

[NintendoJunky]

LAWL

[rissa2988]

right foot blue!!!!!!!!! lmao

[hamward123]

well they must have money to afford all those toys

[14ShubbaFro]

he steals them from work!

[Johnnycatmeow]

@hamward123 I think the idea is that the father worked in a toy factory/store/some kind of distributor place.

[trueiopian]

LMFAO! I died laughing! so funny

[djpaulMS]

two etch-a-sketches on top of each other

xD

[mji245]

damn unlucky bastard

[phubbavideo]

Left foot blue, Left hand red Eddie!!LOL!! Eddie Murphy is a fool.

[cmak5]

which one of u kids ate a whole fkn game monopoly by themself. I ate the shoe, the boat, the hat, i even ate thise cheap purple mothafkers that have to go. No it wasnt a cake it was 2 etchescetches on top of each other. its no fun 2 get beat up in a twister suit, right foot blue, left hand red. i gotta eat a godam slinky.

The ending is the best part in his whole RAW comedy show, ROFLOL

[dabeast615]

this is my favorite stand up act of all-time this or delerious

[cheeks2o10]

everyone knows it slinky....its slinky its a wonderful thing!!lol the whole show was funny

[nina07xx]

belta

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

best toy angle ever....

[BapeHeadTV]

funny

[YoungHavoc69]

lol this is amazing

[mtl009]

This is without a doubt the best standup comedy segment of all time

[ViciousSK]

LMFAO! This is arguably the best part of the entire standup. It's amazing he didn't start cracking up until the very end of the segment. I would've quick from laughing a long time ago. Genius.

[thecrazyone15]

Dude! this was my favorite part of this show! thanks for posting this!!

[shinagami1]

right foot blue left hand red eddie its a goddamn game to these kids

[boybandfan5]

i can't breath this rocks

[tZn4plZN]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O

[bornacriminal]

the wheels melt in your mouth XD

[aceofkings01]

I'm standing on the corner with motherfuckers spinning the spinner and kicking my ass Eddie!

[tyrehoward]

I live on Baltic&Ralph ave.

[lavasha2007]

now that was funny which one of kids sat down & ate a whole fucking game of monopoly by yourself

[Alejandro831]

I even ate those cheap purple motherfuckers after Go! That nobody buys, I ate those too

[Italktorainbows]

"right foot blue! Left hand red Eddie!"

[Narderz]

"Which one of you kids sat down and ate a whole fucking game of monopoly by yourself!"

hahaha

[Mailman89014]

There's nothing like getting your ass kicked in a Twister suit Eddie. lol

[AnnieMae44]

We didn't have fancy luxuries like...FOOD...

[Oli3TB76]

the first time i saw this, i could not breathe for laughing, still so funny...

[aydakadra]

same here i was on the ground dying from laughter

[x1star1x]

13 cents did he say??? O dear.... lol x

[bubbles29118119]

Nice Movie Guys - hes a legend! hgrant.net

[deezvids]

"Which one of you kids sat down & ate a whole f***ing game of Monopoly by himself?" XD

[666ohIforget]

This is probably one of my favourite parts.

[Kevonthafuture450000]

I'm standin on tha cornor, a motherfucker is spinning tha spinner and kickin my ass eddie

[carmellopez]

the wheels will melt in ur mouth,

[GoodBearRob666]

EDDIE I EVEN ATE TH0SE CHEAP PURPLE M0THER F***KER!!!!! xD

[Alejandro831]

that nobody buys

[collapse7frame4]

make a tonka truck taste so delicous... the wheels will melt in ur mouth! lol

[carmellopez]

hhaa!! me n mi bro are always sayin that! thats the best bit! lol xx

[666ohIforget]

Hahahaha. I love this part.

[cashmuney]

a slinky....

[uganda8956]

funniest stand up comedy ever. make a diggdy sound!twister candy.

[666ohIforget]

LMFAO.

[Narderz]

"which one of you ate a whole game of monopoly by yourself?" LOL

[DafTak]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDDIE BEST MAN EVER

[in2it4fun22]

They walk down stairs alone and in pairs, they make a slinkety sound.

A thing! A thing! A marvelous thing!

Everyone knows its slinky.

A slinky! Slinky! A wonderful wonderful toy!

a slinky! A slinky! It's fun for a girl or a boy!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

*wipes tear*

[amante301]

lol...and its no fun to get your ass kicked in a twister mat...right foot blue, left hand red Eddie. spinning the spinner and kicking my ass Eddie.

[Tanauthority06]

Eddie's family should have ate Candy Land. Maybe they would have liked that much better. XD

[FLYNIGGA3000]

funniest man ever

[Buttercup1991]

I love eddie, get some hot sauce and some pepper. Make a tunka truck taste so delicious.

[HollywoodDerek2]

He Made $6.24 Salary

[Tanauthority06]

$6.24 Salary?! Damn, that's sad.

[whatthefuckjred]

lmao

[AxelSora2007]

LOL that would be funny to see someone in a twister suit. XD

[Pimpwin]

WE ATE THE TOYS EDDIE! xD

[HollywoodDerek2]

Eddie Murphy's Father's Father Made 13 Cents A Week

That's 52 Cents A Month

That's $6.24 A Year

[AdnanCucak]

Thanks

[Tanauthority06]

$6.24 A Year? Damn! Eddie Murphy's father must have been working during the Great Depression!

[ultinateninja]

LOL!!!

[pinboyjorf]

thats hilarius.

[ultinateninja]

it's no fun to get your ass kicked wearing a twist

[roothepoo1]

me and my sister would lie down on a twister mat and we would wear them like a suit and we would get a hotwheels set and use the tracks as belts. lol so funny >_<

[DaWorst187]

She could make a Tonka Truck taste so good...