Jason Vorhees exits the shop at 11:50. He enters the house at 11:59 and hides in the shower at 12:00. Ready for Friday the 13. Until he realizes... ITS FRIDAY THE 14TH!
this is my dad when he goes shopping. we share family traits. except im just 6'9. he's 7'3. i wore size 15 shoes when i was a kid. they werntkidding when they said id look alot like him. im 16 now.
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lmao i did this but as Michael i scared the little kids half 2 death then i saw this little girl about 4 or 5 and she looked at me she had brown hair she was walking away slowly then her mom (i believe) said Jamie whats wrong i'm like oh shit 0.o but great video!
Em 1997, uma garota chamada Lauren estava caminhando em uma floresta, e de repente desapareceu, ninguém nunca encontrou-a até 2000, quando uma outra menina chamada Maria encontrou o corpo e marcas em seu peito, disseram: Não era bonita o suficiente "e, agora, você leu isso, ela aparecerá em seu espelho dizendo que você não é bonito o suficiente e matá-lo! (pela forma como o menina chamada Mary morreu pouco depois) Para se salvar colar este para 5 outros vídeos é verdade
i remember some guy dressed up like leatherface one time in my hometown, he evene had the chainsaw on and everything, but the cops came and told him to shut it off or he will be arrested.
That reminds me... if I don't feel like talking on Halloween, I'll dress up as Jason, people will attribute my silence to just me being in character! :D
@riah3342 Probably because he needed a new one. Think about it, most of the time, the machete he has in each movie ends up getting used against him, and also gets dull and rusty.
@LuigiTheSlasherFan already been done :P I did it two halloweens ago and my outfit was the same exact replica as the jason outfit in the movie it cause around $250 lol. my dad let me borrow the machete to :D let me tell you, best halloween ever!
id like to know how he got in with a jason mask and none of the employees said anything, but then again i mighta said something beforehand considering the clerk guy
where are the cops ?
2013doom 2 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
did he pay???
elchangoakaDK 1 week ago
WELL MADE !
SpeedManiac1976 2 weeks ago
FAKE AND GAY
opticsnipes26 3 weeks ago
@opticsnipes26 Umm of course it's fake? Jason isn't real. There's also no homosexuality in this video. Watch it again.
DralionROBLOX 2 weeks ago
You should had had the store play the disco Friday the 13th theme. Then jason bust a move!
micpar2 3 weeks ago
so funny
mspreppy7660 3 weeks ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
adriana8317 3 weeks ago
is he tall he kinda looks it but i cant tell
Mrnasty37 3 weeks ago
we need some blood in this video
pop27330 3 weeks ago
meh, no gore, load of crap me thinks
DarkerFilth 4 weeks ago
FUNNY
catrew1231 1 month ago
Jason Vorhees exits the shop at 11:50. He enters the house at 11:59 and hides in the shower at 12:00. Ready for Friday the 13. Until he realizes... ITS FRIDAY THE 14TH!
Yumenezi 1 month ago
Great Movie. Good Humor, good lines.
I loved it.
chris221gm 1 month ago
lolz hes carrying a bag and it lol
whitpanda 1 month ago
y they go shopping?
whitpanda 1 month ago
This must be at about 11:30pm on Thursday the 12th.
raventamer99 1 month ago
@raventamer99 no it was sunday 2/10/08
treeckolf 1 month ago
Looks more like a character off Manhunt the video game..lmao
mroddy0862 1 month ago
when will the sequal be out
longstayman 1 month ago
@longstayman they've been out for a good 30 years now =D
DeadmanJeff1993 1 month ago
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DeadmanJeff1993 1 month ago
Oooohhhh...So I gotta have a machete to avoid long lines in Walmart?! Good looking out! I'll know next time!
mobilarity 2 months ago
nice i liked it
docinc1000 2 months ago
Y cant I wach this btw im 10
webswinger100 2 months ago
milk and eggs!!!!!!!!!!!
firelord1124 2 months ago
WHAT ABOUT THE MILK AND EGGS BEITCH!?
Ezio43 2 months ago
thumbs up if you saw the car
StarburstLove1000 2 months ago
lol@ the girls expression @ 2:39
BrooklynBizznezz 2 months ago
seriously i would shit my pants if jason came into the shop.
zetalore 2 months ago in playlist Jason's vids
lol
chickinglicking 2 months ago
AHHAHAHAH........Credt Card
echohernandez 2 months ago
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is this suppose to be funny
seancanning123 2 months ago
KI KI KI MA MA MA...
Legounderdog4562 2 months ago
lol
isi019 2 months ago
muy buena!!!!!
silvas63 2 months ago
stupid mask
destoroyah2000 2 months ago
OMG I CRIED ALL THE WAY THOUGH IT :"(
agamom4 2 months ago
Here's a something I wanna know...why is there machete in a grocery store? XD
VictoriaEchidna6 2 months ago 20
@VictoriaEchidna6 a walmart has a machete to
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@VictoriaEchidna6 Because when Jason goes shopping, everyone knows what he's looking for...
supereldinho 3 weeks ago
imagen he picked up some viagra
greenday301297 2 months ago 4
Pamela:JASON!I TOLD YOU TO BUY POTATOES!NOT A MACHETE!
Jason:*Lifts machete to Pamela*
Pamela:O_O alright...alright...ill go buy some.
Jason:Thats fucking right.
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Cod6191 2 months ago
HEY! you forgot your receipt.
TerrySlingerTV 2 months ago
did u actually buy that machete and also i have that exact same one
cazador786 2 months ago
que verga de video
MrORTOSUCIO 3 months ago
Uh...the machete's a little small for Jason's taste, don't you think?
supereldinho 3 months ago
the camara gut in second 0:34 is very tall
angel121689 3 months ago
GARY ELWES
valkeries 3 months ago
thats awsome
MrMason2001 3 months ago
It was okay. Just okay.
simplekeepitsimple 3 months ago
Did he step in his own puddle of piss in the parking lot? Nothing else was wet.
jeffersondragon72 3 months ago
if someone walked in a store wit a mask on even on holloween where i live the swat would be there in 2.5 seconds hahaa
dutchmasterchief2 3 months ago
hahah when he showed his ID
ApachenMe 3 months ago
what idiot sells a machete to jason :P
11disturbedrocker 3 months ago
This is really good.
SGND23 3 months ago
Jason goes CHOPPING!
rottysteve 3 months ago 36
@rottysteve The Funny thing is my wife is Mexican and my mother -in-law says Chopping for shopping. :p
pookiewood 3 weeks ago
If I saw Jason behind me, i'd run into his arms and hug him untill he would have to kill me to get me off. >:D He is so awesome.
ShadowWolf1999 3 months ago
Bro, of I saw Jason standing behind me at the checkout line, I would run my ass off.
deathstick8 3 months ago
The machetes are right next to the shampoo, I'll remember that. lol
tygersflowerz 3 months ago in playlist tygersflowerz's favorites
DAMN JASON ONLY MY CAKE AND MILK I ASKED YOU FOR NO MACHETES
unbreakablegamer 3 months ago
I WANT TO HUG JASON *A*
XRossoX 3 months ago
Looks good.
AlgisKemezys 3 months ago
lol that was good.
mrserenity316 3 months ago
That is too funny!
LadyReaperZ13 3 months ago
suck this fake crap!
MrJML49 3 months ago
everybody prob thinking what the hell is his problem haha
2441kyle 3 months ago
lol next time you go shopping dont bring a mask made out of FOAM!!
chroylikesfish 3 months ago
Always wondered how he kept getting a machette and now i know. Thanks guys
graveson0 3 months ago
this is my dad when he goes shopping. we share family traits. except im just 6'9. he's 7'3. i wore size 15 shoes when i was a kid. they werntkidding when they said id look alot like him. im 16 now.
JackOLantern011 3 months ago
I TOLD HIM TO PICK UP SOME CANDY!!NOT A MACHETIE!oh yea and of course he would go to the knifes.
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TheMofoflip 3 months ago
I can't imagine how full Jason's shopping cart would be if he went to a hardware store
d00mfan89 3 months ago
Surprised nobody thought you were robbing the place.
hzlblu2 3 months ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOO K
TheShadowLight13 3 months ago
OK, what the hell? Jason, there wasn't a damn machete on the grocery list, those are too over priced! *Jason- DAMMIT!*
MidniteDeathArrow 3 months ago
@MidniteDeathArrow IF THAT'S THE CASE I SAY THIS WAS ALL A SKIT & THAT GUY AT THE REGISTER WAS IN ON IT. XD.
GIGAXISBASS 3 months ago
tell me , wat iz the funny part????
marcus9190 3 months ago
He has murdered hundreds.... but this Fenuary will be his last. Watch Jason fight his stongest enemy ever..... the grocery store! (EPIC MUSIC!)
PanofBrowniesPro 3 months ago
jason aumento de peso :$
MegaOvnis 3 months ago
Rebecca Black brought me here.
11animeartist 4 months ago
how the hell didnt anyone notice him
snake6918 4 months ago
honey you forgot the bread and milk for the kids!!!! lol
TheJoymum 4 months ago
Machete in light bulb section Wtf
kingcarrick 4 months ago
JAJAJAJAJAA THIS NOT YOU JAJAJA
doblejrap 4 months ago
135 people are gonna get killed by jason
XdakillerXx 4 months ago
imagine these guys dress up as mike myers on halloween
era695 4 months ago
the sequel should be good lol.
mrserenity316 4 months ago
whoops 2:29 lol
duttinzmom 4 months ago
lmfao 2:25
duttinzmom 4 months ago
lmao i did this but as Michael i scared the little kids half 2 death then i saw this little girl about 4 or 5 and she looked at me she had brown hair she was walking away slowly then her mom (i believe) said Jamie whats wrong i'm like oh shit 0.o but great video!
1111michaelmyers 4 months ago
i am SO gonna do this if i go bald
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Em 1997, uma garota chamada Lauren estava caminhando em uma floresta, e de repente desapareceu, ninguém nunca encontrou-a até 2000, quando uma outra menina chamada Maria encontrou o corpo e marcas em seu peito, disseram: Não era bonita o suficiente "e, agora, você leu isso, ela aparecerá em seu espelho dizendo que você não é bonito o suficiente e matá-lo! (pela forma como o menina chamada Mary morreu pouco depois) Para se salvar colar este para 5 outros vídeos é verdade
felipe96724 4 months ago
This was very clever! Nice work!
artistno5 4 months ago
DAMMIT JASON I TOLD U TO PICK UP MILK BREAD AND EGGS!!
justhammond3 5 months ago 106
@justhammond3 hahahahahahahahahaha
ninjaTacTiCS1 3 months ago
man, that guy's HUGE
SquidellySpoochGirl2 5 months ago in playlist Horror
ahhahahah funny!!!!
Klaryrock95 5 months ago
he needs a new knife a new jacket,shirt, and pants also shoes
skyjermaine 5 months ago
Lol Jason pay using credit card?!
Antoniuskhevinjang 5 months ago
Jason is an undead so why he can shopping?
Antoniuskhevinjang 5 months ago
@Antoniuskhevinjang ...um..thats why its funny. lol
TheOnePistol 5 months ago
@Antoniuskhevinjang WHOEVER SAID THE UNDEAD DON'T SHOP OR CAN'T? XD. IMAGINE IF FREDDY HAD TO GO SHOPPING FOR NEW HAT OR METAL CLAWS. XD.
GIGAXISBASS 3 months ago
Mom said: TAKE A TENNER AND BUY YOURSELF AN AXE!! or machete :p
DoshFox 5 months ago
Random Machete!
TheOnePistol 5 months ago
i remember some guy dressed up like leatherface one time in my hometown, he evene had the chainsaw on and everything, but the cops came and told him to shut it off or he will be arrested.
Theshark15z 5 months ago
0:31 Put the camera on me XD
7pinkstone7 5 months ago
lol
emochu97 5 months ago
shoe shoe shoe head head head
MrKillerman229 6 months ago
Jason's knife needs sharpening. xD
falken6967 6 months ago
this should be part 14, hell friday the 13th got stupid after part 7
richardkennard 6 months ago
year
MsSophie0104 6 months ago
That reminds me... if I don't feel like talking on Halloween, I'll dress up as Jason, people will attribute my silence to just me being in character! :D
GodofFerrets13 6 months ago
126 peoples are gay!!!
david73707 6 months ago
Good thing he used a paper bag... ECO-FRIENDLY
igetstaticnightmares 6 months ago 27
god bless you now have knowledge of good evil
apostolpual1 6 months ago
He wants machetes. Lots and lots of machetes.
AceGoober 6 months ago
125 people are gay!!!
EvilDUBstepboy 6 months ago
why did jason buy a machete?
riah3342 6 months ago
@riah3342 Probably because he needed a new one. Think about it, most of the time, the machete he has in each movie ends up getting used against him, and also gets dull and rusty.
GAMEPRODELTA 5 months ago
thats pritty good
lexezombie 6 months ago
if jason could talk this is wat he would have said.....
cashier-ohohOK its you!
jason-yaaaaaaaaaa thats wat i thought
pinkylover75 6 months ago
Oh oh OK!!! Its you!
VenusDotCom 6 months ago
and then it begins........
TheCandirox 6 months ago
Stupid .
dolphinx1997 7 months ago
jason goes shoping annoying orange dies
JASPER916 7 months ago 2
Watch my friday the 13th fan film i made on my channel, i just uploaded it. its the new premire of the friday the 13th season 2 series i made
theactionfilmz 7 months ago
can't comment...i'm wordless.
rihannafan36 7 months ago
lol he puts knife in bag
ducksquack666 7 months ago
@ducksquack666 Its a machete
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thats a good mask dude good job on the video dude
ghostface7108 7 months ago
thats a good mask dude good job on the video due
ghostface7108 7 months ago
nice vid man, excellent costume, good taste, not vulgar or anything, did u stage the dude at the register tho? or did he do that on his own?
jballen1995 7 months ago
LMAO These kind of videos are funny as hell , they were on youtube a lot back in 2006,2007 & 2008 . They kick ass man . always well done
MilitiaMackMusic 7 months ago
Jason should have killedd the casher!!!
2Cocoapuff 7 months ago
i Isolated myself from all stores for a month.
Amazing video!
BlockDie824 7 months ago
3 minute video better than the entire friday the 13th remake
JJJ10JJJ 7 months ago
There's no employees in the store to help Jason, no wonder he kills people
ifoundululz 7 months ago
wow! that dude's a tank!
RiseAgainstGirl1999 7 months ago
i always wonder how jason got weapons , Maybe he bought it off the stores
Glitchedcatcher 7 months ago
121 people havent got a sense of humour
pcooper007 7 months ago
I'm glad I found this video
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lol i have the same machete cool
TheStewie2010 7 months ago
lol i have the same knife cool
TheStewie2010 7 months ago
moma MEA SCARY JERK
tommytrainer1 7 months ago
i was hoping that was s mart. That would have been hilarious.
checkeredflag90210 7 months ago
I'm gonna visit that shop...need a new machete XD
supereldinho 7 months ago
Can you imagine that dude dressed as Jason walking around town on Halloween? That dude's a big ox.
LuigiTheSlasherFan 7 months ago 64
@LuigiTheSlasherFan already been done :P I did it two halloweens ago and my outfit was the same exact replica as the jason outfit in the movie it cause around $250 lol. my dad let me borrow the machete to :D let me tell you, best halloween ever!
BryanBULLETHEAD 5 months ago
@LuigiTheSlasherFan - I'm 6'4, 225, and yeah, even I think he's a big man. He'd make a good Leatherface as well.
I dress as Jason every Halloween, and I always get a good reaction. It's a lot of fun.
Zeeboe 5 months ago
jason: This guy is so puny i could step on him >:-) *Rabid Face*
TheTrebor1001 7 months ago
he must be goin 2 by a new machete or hockey mask
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BrockValenzuela 8 months ago
that guy should play jason
babyjean666 8 months ago
I part 1 out yet?
oktoberK 8 months ago
EXCELLENT I LOVE THIS
CelebrityDependent23 8 months ago
2:17 - he just drops it on the...watever its called lol
2:32 - he shoves his ID in that dudes face XD
HauntingConneticut1 8 months ago
@HauntingConneticut1 2:17 The convator belt? lol
katieducky23 8 months ago 16
@katieducky23 yea, that thing
HauntingConneticut1 8 months ago
[Deep Scary Voice]-Friday, Friday, gotta kill nakeds on fridayy...
Stealthpaw1 8 months ago
not even scary
bwfc4lifeandcod 8 months ago
Can't wait for the sequel!! it'll be tough for Jason though, WITHOUT THE RECEIPT!!
starmellie 8 months ago
This was good, thumbs up
Razorokc 8 months ago in playlist Friday the 13th humor Jason Vorhees
How did you get the grocery store to agree to this? XD
NodDisciple1 8 months ago
id like to know how he got in with a jason mask and none of the employees said anything, but then again i mighta said something beforehand considering the clerk guy
GunShooter1314 9 months ago
I'd like to go shopping with Jason.
Armegadon567 9 months ago
@Armegadon567 And me with Michael x3
1994saphira 9 months ago
@Armegadon567 same here
yakkowarner20 5 months ago
I did not know you could buy a machete at your local super market.
willku9000 9 months ago
Someone should do a real life one of these,just walk into a busy supermarket chasing people.THAT would be funny.
L3Z99 9 months ago
JASON NEEDS CLENEX!!!!! RAAAAWR!
runswithlolwolves 9 months ago
Now we know where he gets his machete's from
tonyic4headbossyvle 9 months ago
I'm guessing you guys work the night shift ?
DoctorWho1983 9 months ago
WITHOUT A RECEIPT?!?! OMG HE GONNA GET PISSED OFF!
jay6550 9 months ago
the only thing that l didn't like is the mask
you could find a better one
20trucidar 9 months ago
i would have asked for his autograph.
flapjack756 9 months ago
@flapjack756 lol me2! =D
noGAGAhatersclub 9 months ago
strang
kitties101236 9 months ago
i like this video
35pruitt 9 months ago
u can go through haha !!!
TheItalians09 9 months ago
i would of seen this shit and ran
SuperShaunp 9 months ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
igorlavigne4ever 10 months ago