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  • where are the cops ?

  • did he pay???

    

  • WELL MADE !

  • FAKE AND GAY

  • @opticsnipes26 Umm of course it's fake? Jason isn't real. There's also no homosexuality in this video. Watch it again.

  • You should had had the store play the disco Friday the 13th theme. Then jason bust a move!

  • so funny

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • is he tall he kinda looks it but i cant tell

  • we need some blood in this video

  • meh, no gore, load of crap me thinks

  • FUNNY

  • Jason Vorhees exits the shop at 11:50. He enters the house at 11:59 and hides in the shower at 12:00. Ready for Friday the 13. Until he realizes... ITS FRIDAY THE 14TH!

  • Great Movie. Good Humor, good lines.

    I loved it.

  • lolz hes carrying a bag and it lol

  • y they go shopping? 

  • This must be at about 11:30pm on Thursday the 12th.

  • @raventamer99 no it was sunday 2/10/08

  • Looks more like a character off Manhunt the video game..lmao

  • when will the sequal be out

  • @longstayman they've been out for a good 30 years now =D

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  • Oooohhhh...So I gotta have a machete to avoid long lines in Walmart?! Good looking out! I'll know next time!

  • nice i liked it

  • Y cant I wach this btw im 10

  • milk and eggs!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • WHAT ABOUT THE MILK AND EGGS BEITCH!?

  • thumbs up if you saw the car

  • lol@ the girls expression @ 2:39

  • seriously i would shit my pants if jason came into the shop.

  • lol

  • AHHAHAHAH........Credt Card

  • KI KI KI MA MA MA...

  • lol

  • muy buena!!!!!

    

  • stupid mask

  • OMG I CRIED ALL THE WAY THOUGH IT :"(

  • Here's a something I wanna know...why is there machete in a grocery store? XD

  • @VictoriaEchidna6 a walmart has a machete to

  • imagen he picked up some viagra

    

  • Pamela:JASON!I TOLD YOU TO BUY POTATOES!NOT A MACHETE!

    Jason:*Lifts machete to Pamela*

    Pamela:O_O alright...alright...ill go buy some.

    Jason:Thats fucking right.

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  • HEY! you forgot your receipt.

  • did u actually buy that machete and also i have that exact same one

  • que verga de video

  • Uh...the machete's a little small for Jason's taste, don't you think?

  • the camara gut in second  0:34 is very tall

  • GARY ELWES

  • thats awsome

  • It was okay. Just okay.

  • Did he step in his own puddle of piss in the parking lot? Nothing else was wet.

  • if someone walked in a store wit a mask on even on holloween where i live the swat would be there in 2.5 seconds hahaa

  • hahah when he showed his ID

  • what idiot sells a machete to jason :P

  • This is really good.

  • Jason goes CHOPPING!

  • @rottysteve The Funny thing is my wife is Mexican and my mother -in-law says Chopping for shopping. :p

  • If I saw Jason behind me, i'd run into his arms and hug him untill he would have to kill me to get me off. >:D He is so awesome.

  • Bro, of I saw Jason standing behind me at the checkout line, I would run my ass off.

  • The machetes are right next to the shampoo, I'll remember that. lol

  • DAMN JASON ONLY MY CAKE AND MILK I ASKED YOU FOR NO MACHETES

  • I WANT TO HUG JASON *A*

  • Looks good.

  • lol that was good.

  • That is too funny!

  • suck this fake crap!

  • everybody prob thinking what the hell is his problem haha

  • lol next time you go shopping dont bring a mask made out of FOAM!!

  • Always wondered how he kept getting a machette and now i know. Thanks guys

  • this is my dad when he goes shopping. we share family traits. except im just 6'9. he's 7'3. i wore size 15 shoes when i was a kid. they werntkidding when they said id look alot like him. im 16 now.

  • I TOLD HIM TO PICK UP SOME CANDY!!NOT A MACHETIE!oh yea and of course he would go to the knifes.

  • I can't imagine how full Jason's shopping cart would be if he went to a hardware store

  • Surprised nobody thought you were robbing the place.

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOO K

  • OK, what the hell? Jason, there wasn't a damn machete on the grocery list, those are too over priced! *Jason- DAMMIT!*

  • @MidniteDeathArrow IF THAT'S THE CASE I SAY THIS WAS ALL A SKIT & THAT GUY AT THE REGISTER WAS IN ON IT. XD.

  • tell me , wat iz the funny part????

  • He has murdered hundreds.... but this Fenuary will be his last. Watch Jason fight his stongest enemy ever..... the grocery store! (EPIC MUSIC!)

  • jason aumento de peso :$

  • Rebecca Black brought me here.

  • how the hell didnt anyone notice him

  • honey you forgot the bread and milk for the kids!!!! lol

  • Machete in light bulb section Wtf

  • JAJAJAJAJAA THIS NOT YOU JAJAJA

  • 135 people are gonna get killed by jason

  • imagine these guys dress up as mike myers on halloween

  • the sequel should be good lol.

  • whoops 2:29 lol

  • lmfao 2:25

  • lmao i did this but as Michael i scared the little kids half 2 death then i saw this little girl about 4 or 5 and she looked at me she had brown hair she was walking away slowly then her mom (i believe) said Jamie whats wrong i'm like oh shit 0.o but great video!

  • i am SO gonna do this if i go bald

  • This was very clever! Nice work!

  • DAMMIT JASON I TOLD U TO PICK UP MILK BREAD AND EGGS!!

  • @justhammond3 hahahahahahahahahaha

  • man, that guy's HUGE

  • ahhahahah funny!!!! 

  • he needs a new knife a new jacket,shirt, and pants also shoes

  • Lol Jason pay using credit card?!

  • Jason is an undead so why he can shopping?

  • @Antoniuskhevinjang ...um..thats why its funny. lol

  • @Antoniuskhevinjang WHOEVER SAID THE UNDEAD DON'T SHOP OR CAN'T? XD.  IMAGINE IF FREDDY HAD TO GO SHOPPING FOR NEW HAT OR METAL CLAWS. XD.

  • Mom said: TAKE A TENNER AND BUY YOURSELF AN AXE!! or machete :p

  • Random Machete!

  • i remember some guy dressed up like leatherface one time in my hometown, he evene had the chainsaw on and everything, but the cops came and told him to shut it off or he will be arrested.

  • 0:31 Put the camera on me XD

  • lol

  • shoe shoe shoe head head head

  • Jason's knife needs sharpening. xD

  • this should be part 14, hell friday the 13th got stupid after part 7

  • year

    

  • That reminds me... if I don't feel like talking on Halloween, I'll dress up as Jason, people will attribute my silence to just me being in character! :D

  • 126 peoples are gay!!!

  • Good thing he used a paper bag... ECO-FRIENDLY

  • god bless you now have knowledge of good evil

  • He wants machetes. Lots and lots of machetes.

  • 125 people are gay!!!

  • why did jason buy a machete?

  • @riah3342 Probably because he needed a new one. Think about it, most of the time, the machete he has in each movie ends up getting used against him, and also gets dull and rusty.

  • thats pritty good

  • if jason could talk this is wat he would have said.....

    cashier-ohohOK its you!

    jason-yaaaaaaaaaa thats wat i thought

  • Oh oh OK!!! Its you!

  • and then it begins........

  • Stupid .

    

  • jason goes shoping annoying orange dies

  • Watch my friday the 13th fan film i made on my channel, i just uploaded it. its the new premire of the friday the 13th season 2 series i made

  • can't comment...i'm wordless.

  • lol he puts knife in bag

  • @ducksquack666 Its a machete

  • thats a good mask dude good job on the video due

  • nice vid man, excellent costume, good taste, not vulgar or anything, did u stage the dude at the register tho? or did he do that on his own?

  • LMAO These kind of videos are funny as hell , they were on youtube a lot back in 2006,2007 & 2008 . They kick ass man . always well done

  • Jason should have killedd the casher!!!

  • i Isolated myself from all stores for a month.

    Amazing video!

  • 3 minute video better than the entire friday the 13th remake

  • There's no employees in the store to help Jason, no wonder he kills people

  • wow! that dude's a tank!

  • i always wonder how jason got weapons , Maybe he bought it off the stores

  • 121 people havent got a sense of humour

  • I'm glad I found this video

  • lol i have the same knife cool

  • moma MEA SCARY JERK

  • i was hoping that was s mart. That would have been hilarious.

  • I'm gonna visit that shop...need a new machete XD

  • Can you imagine that dude dressed as Jason walking around town on Halloween? That dude's a big ox.

  • @LuigiTheSlasherFan already been done :P I did it two halloweens ago and my outfit was the same exact replica as the jason outfit in the movie it cause around $250 lol. my dad let me borrow the machete to :D let me tell you, best halloween ever!

  • @LuigiTheSlasherFan - I'm 6'4, 225, and yeah, even I think he's a big man. He'd make a good Leatherface as well.

    I dress as Jason every Halloween, and I always get a good reaction. It's a lot of fun.

  • jason: This guy is so puny i could step on him >:-) *Rabid Face*

  • he must be goin 2 by a new machete or hockey mask

  • that guy should play jason

  • I part 1 out yet?

  • EXCELLENT I LOVE THIS

  • 2:17 - he just drops it on the...watever its called lol

    2:32 - he shoves his ID in that dudes face XD

  • @HauntingConneticut1 2:17 The convator belt? lol

  • @katieducky23 yea, that thing

  • [Deep Scary Voice]-Friday, Friday, gotta kill nakeds on fridayy...

  • not even scary

  • Can't wait for the sequel!! it'll be tough for Jason though, WITHOUT THE RECEIPT!!

  • This was good, thumbs up

  • How did you get the grocery store to agree to this? XD

  • id like to know how he got in with a jason mask and none of the employees said anything, but then again i mighta said something beforehand considering the clerk guy

  • I'd like to go shopping with Jason.

  • @Armegadon567 And me with Michael x3

  • @Armegadon567 same here

  • I did not know you could buy a machete at your local super market.

  • Someone should do a real life one of these,just walk into a busy supermarket chasing people.THAT would be funny.

  • JASON NEEDS CLENEX!!!!! RAAAAWR!

  • Now we know where he gets his machete's from

  • I'm guessing you guys work the night shift ?

  • WITHOUT A RECEIPT?!?! OMG HE GONNA GET PISSED OFF!

  • the only thing that l didn't like is the mask

    you could find a better one

  • i would have asked for his autograph.

  • @flapjack756 lol me2! =D

  • strang

  • i like this video

  • u can go through haha !!!

  • i would of seen this shit and ran

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk