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[KingdomHeart723]

Now THAT is some Stoned Monk Wisdom.

[cousinted]

DA, DEE DOO DEE DOO, DEE DOO DEE DOO

[8BitFox]

somebody's  frying!

[NintendanGX]

is that ironicus?

[Chenriak]

The entire video I just stared blankly at the screen, then laughed my ass off for about 2 minutes after it ended.

[77Night77Shade77]

I really wish someone would have just walked into the room through that doorway in the backround while he was doing that.

[ew275x]

What.

[Judgementxxx]

awsome guy you got there.

[StarAtlasZX]

Why the hell is this hipsterfag flexing his arms for a shoot on a video?

[ODSTMarine117]

What the hell.

[marshmellowpops]

Yeah so I tried the spinning thing and it totally works! I'm a super hero now. Check it out,LAZER BEAMS!*pew* *pew*

[Doperwtje81]

This superhero apparently can't even wash his dishes in the back.

[JackIsASexyMf]

Oh that's how to become a super hero

[SomeLinedPaper]

Just HOW high do you even have to BE just to DO something like that.......

[GrawrawrLPs]

@SomeLinedPaper

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE STAIRS

[MrTerradell]

@GrawrawrLPs Oh my god, it keeps happening!

[GrawrawrLPs]

@MrTerradell

I TOLD YOU BRO, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE STAIRS BRO

[Crazy56U]

I think I did this wrong. I somehow ended up becoming Jesus.

[LovetteCher]

@Crazy56U

Did you have control of your internal organs, no matter the outside source?

[Crazy56U]

@LovetteCher Yep. And somehow, I'm not a superhero.

[LovetteCher]

@Crazy56U

Hm...

Where you at any point NOT moving?

[Crazy56U]

@LovetteCher ... (facepalm) D'OH!

[LovetteCher]

@Crazy56U

It's okay, Jesus, we all make mistakes.

[JDWtri]

Hey Bro can I have some?

[imanerd000]

i wish i could get as high as this guy was!

[qawmame]

this took the lol out of my lolwut.

[7584695]

this is more like how to dance like thom yorke

[Victor6556]

I dont know what his point is, but i would like to know his dealers telefone number

[SergeiEisenstein]

If I had to watch this whole video and then transcribe it, I'd probably make a spelling error or two as well. Hell, I might even forget to eat later because of the daze I'd still be in.

[StarAtlasZX]

This is like a guy taking a dump in a video... it's pointless..

[StarAtlasZX]

0_o

[steveharley0345]

Dat ribcage

o_o

[TrekkieGal69]

OOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo...k­

[TheWriter0]

Press 8 when you get to 0:26.

[Judgementxxx]

nice gut you have there.

[sonicjonathansonic]

probibley because he dosent know what to say

[zweit9]

"Jeez, kid, do a push-up!" -Crow T. Robot

[MWM958]

this guy def does about 70 blunts a day

[BlaqheartXZ]

I love how he gases himself doing this. This is literally almost effortless to do, and he can barely manage it.

[KingOfKatamari]

The intro and outro were enough to make this video hilarious.

Oh, and everything else about the video too. This dude has no torso. I mean what the fuck?

[UncleSamEagle]

this man literally has no pectorals

[CaramelAnt]

That's a very unfortunate torso to have to go through life with.

[tsunderest]

Orgrans sounds delicious right about now.

[steveharley0345]

What the fuck is wrong with that rib cage? >_>

[PointsofData]

Deep

[GakupoSenpai]

@PointsofData Almost as deep as this guys sunken chest

[Zenotwapal]

This motherfucker knows how to trip on acid

[MrAfroShark]

What are the songs that are used?

I must know.

[Mintergalactic]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[NocturneofSerenity]

This is what ancient man would do for amusement.

[SaladofStones]

@NocturneofSerenity

Even Ancient Man had the decency to not record himself doing it.

[umidkfy]

Drugs.

That is all.

[moneymandate]

What is this, I don't even...

[newbobandmrhappy]

ＴＨＩＳ　ＶＩＤＥＯ　ＭＡＤＥ　ＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＮ 

[Isuju]

well i tried but when i pulled my stomach out i guess it wasnt an internal orgran anymore so i didnt become a super hero :-(

[TheAsylumrunner]

Remember kids, crack is whack

[1andonlyWojjan]

I subscribed just for this.

[kortexsirvasil]

Jesus Christ, someone has stolen his chest!

[PointsofData]

"If while you're moving....."

*very very very long pause*

"You have control of you're internal organs, no matter what the outside source."

.....wha-...what?

[DukeOnkled]

Sunken chest cavity. Might wanna get that checked out.

[TheToast7]

@DukeOnkled not so much sunken chest as much as it is lack of muscles on said chest

[yunikage]

Drugs are bad.

[Acestrike69]

Um....ah....that was....Wow...

[todbot1]

What the hell was...

What the hell is...

What.

[JackofTrades75]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

[Rogueofmv]

GkZkoKFSdao

He goes on to talk about putting satellites in orbit using giant magnets and then getting them to pull around clouds to moisturize deserts. No shit.

[Linkeh24]

Oh, and if you have control of your organs, please shut them off, right now.

[Linkeh24]

Wait... He was actually tired from this?

[Unclevertitle]

I found this far funnier than I should have.

Thank you.

[SmNBahamut]

"If when you're moving..." *pant pant... pant pant*...

7 HOURS LATER

"You have control of your internal organs, no matter what the outside source."

[DayBreakization]

What is this? WHAT IS THIS?!

[Dellazice]

Was that Ironicus? A really drunk Ironicus?

[ZoomingDakota]

@Dellazice No, Ironicus is black, and thus, black jesus

[SeraphCrimson777]

Is this guy drunk or something?

[pyramidheadkitten9]

best workout ever, just flail your arms around like a spastic.

[lalalei2001]

The music reminds me of something from Mario Party.

[ArchangelDrake]

What the fuck am I looking at.

[Gumbo550]

you're ripped!

[bloodriotiori]

@Gumbo550 you are um...kidding...right?

[Tay648]

Wait....what? I'm so confused.

[Cooliespy345]

I was expecting one of those scary face Jpg's to pop up at the end

[ds777fighter]

After he said "If when you're moving" for the longest time, I didn't think he was going to say anything afterwards. I thought he was just going to be spinning for the rest of the video.

[MrJoker773]

Where can i get this guy's superhero training tapes?

[ArchangelDrake]

@MrJoker773 You just watched one.

It's like MuscleBomber's training method, you don't even notice your abs leaning up while you watch.

[eggbandicoot6]

I turned into Sonic the Hedgehog after doing this. Then I ran away from this video as fast as I could.

[MagatamaUser]

Just take this vid to local schools play it infront of the kids and bam say this is what weed does to you, i garuntee this will drop the drug use by atleast 10%

[ReasonableBro]

@MagatamaUser why on earth would you want kids to stop smoking weed? it's the only thing that can possibly make them interesting!

[ArchangelDrake]

@ReasonableBro It's obvious that smoking pot is the only thing that led to this video.

[ReasonableBro]

@ArchangelDrake exactly, and this video is AWESOME.

[Roly426]

XD he does look pregnant

[othershaman]

Are you, like, a crazy person?

[TheNerdator]

I am so ashamed that I am as scrawny as this guy.

[SPLURG53]

He looks pregnant

[Mo6eB]

This really works guys, I tried it and now I'm aquaman. But you also need to drink a mixture of magnesium powder, drain cleaner and laundry softener.

[sonicfeet]

1:13

That does not make any sense in any way possible.

[criminal90210]

WTF, he is anorexic AND fat, what is wrong with this world???

[ds777fighter]

I thought he fell asleep trying to spin... XD

[qaihou]

He needs to grow some pecs before he can be a superhero.

[LegendarySock]

Don't do drugs, kids.

[originosity]

haha, Ian Crossland says the weirdest shit sometimes.

[arion2064]

Is this a stoner workout video ?

[twinkledryad]

nutcase

[Gamiac]

What the hell was the original video? XD

[GeneralcornrowWalice]

i tried that and the minute i started moving WHILE trying to control my organs, i was able to change my metabolism, heart rate, and many other organs, Anyway i was able increase the nutrition and stuff to my musles and brain so now im as smart as shakespere and as strong as herculease... I am the 2nd Shakspereculees.

[reggaepuppy126]

Excuse my ignorance/stupidity,but is this one of the commentators?

[MachRiderZero]

@reggaepuppy126

The title of this is "No Comment". They literally don't say anything just because there is literally nothing you can say to this.

It's a guy who says he figures out how to be a superhero. Then he does nothing but twists for a full minute. Then he says something that's either completely esoteric or completely something a stoner would say.

You honestly find some way to comment to that.

[LovelesEntertainment]

This indeed is something you would find on the internet right next to tentacle porn of one balled american weeaboos tickling themselves with feathers.

[EGRJ]

[joke]

Link plz.

[/joke]

[Dylaaaaaaan]

churchnut20

[StyleKrong]

actually... like.. i can't comment.

[munkyboywndr]

Sunken chest is sunken

[TigerSlashX]

dude

don't be too hard on him. he was really stoned.

[greenshoesguy1]

Oh my god, his gut has 5 o'clock shadow!

[DelzaArmy]

I decided to try that and am now Batman, true story

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@DelzaArmy NO IM THE BATMAN!

[MonstarZee]

with great power comes great responsibility

[singinglawnchair]

"If when you're moving, you have control of your internal organs, no matter what the outside source."

I want that cross-stitched on a pillow.

[nowais]

where can i get the intro/extro music it owns

[NamratsTheStarman]

ChipCheezum in his down time.

[Inconspicuouszaku]

Sure is butthurt guy downvoting every single comment in here.

[Inconspicuouszaku]

the hell does that even mean?

It's like Zen Meditation written by the people from the Engrish website

[Bear5177]

Um, drugs are bad...mmkay?

:-P

[Crezth]

Words cannot express my love for the ChipCheezum'd version of this video.

[p3ngu1n48]

i hope that isnt you dude or bikers are gonna get up all in yur vajayjay

[DancerAngel22]

what the heck is he still high or drunk on something?

[TheSteakJustice]

For added fun, drag the bar under the video back and forth. He looks like a retarded drunken Tasmanian devil.

[ThemeMusicC]

I could watch the first six or so seconds of this over and over, and I'm not entirely sure why.

[MessiahOfTheDDT]

Kind of hypnotic. Huh.

[snakepit000]

He has one hairy beer belly.

[Shayanderson5]

wow. what a dumbass. for real? lol

[br1ck4br4ck]

hes outta breath in 20 seconds! new record!

[CleaveTheDragon]

Alcohol + camera = HILARITY EVERY TIME

[tkmachine]

Where the hell is his ribcage?

[metelmanJames]

his internal organs pushed it out of his body. cuz he wanted them to.

[neomage86]

what

[RocMegamanX]

Ian Crossland? Aka CROSSMACK?!

That guy?! I remember that guy. Everybody hated his videos.

[F0NZAY]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKED

[Vertigo688]

SCIENCE

[daeger]

You misspelled organs as orgrans.

[uppermanxx]

is he high or what?

[DarkHarpuia]

What.

[Lynk3]

No comment

[skinnyluigi]

Hey this guy was right! LAZER EYES

[Bigbattle22]

So, moving your body can control your internal organs. Yea I'll do that the next time someone points a gun to me.

[posthumanfetus]

First start moving to control your internal organs despite an outside source. Suddenly, laser vision.

[SamuraiFoochs]

I do like the bouncy intro/outro music.

[BaerXIII]

I think using the term retard to define this guy would be more than fitting.

[BooDoug187]

Ohhhhh so thats what I was doing wrong! Not buying body armor or anything I just needed to control my organs by moving!

[Ellacey]

Super heroes usually don't have concave chests.

[NeoSpriggan]

Well, my mind has been blown. I thought he had forgotten to pass on his "wisdom" when he stopped talking for most of the video.

[planetaryconquest]

I feel enlightened. brb, saving the world.

[Bear5177]

Uh, what?

[pikminwars]

I am in love with that intro/outro music.

[bmylyzgtsqyfw]

The internet has once again shared it's wisdom.

[illegalusername]

Bong hits 4 Jesus

[DivisibleByWaffle]

I did this and all it did was give me an immediate hangover.

[spacevampirestudios]

I can't wait for Control-your-internal-organs-f­rom-an-outside-source Man to become a movie.

[Bladedlightning]

Shameful video? Possible.

Pointless video? Definitely.

Drugs involved? Without a doubt.

Gotta love pot humor.

[supaflyjohnson]

What

[Reiveth]

I didn't realize you could be malnourished and still have a beer belly...

[seijuruhiko]

Hey hey hey smoke weed everyday.

[Edminster]

wat

[lovethesuit]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaked.

[Luemas91]

So... wait what?

No idea what is going on, some guy decided to take off his shirt and warm up, and put catchy music at the beginning and end.

[keyburrito]

I would NEVER have linked that voice to that body...

[dowap7]

I tried this, he is lying. I didn't fly or anything.

[Lancerxp]

Dude is trippin

[TigerSlashX]

you might be able to be copyright'd for this.

[EinDose]

...It's true.

There are no words.

[thedeiillama]

OH MY GOD IT'S SO SIMPLE

[thevoiceofdog]

fuuuuuuck that means I'm a superhero every time I go to the gym. I'm not ready for this kind of responsibility--damn you internet psychopath for revealing this to me!

[WG55]

But if while not you are moving are the interior source to the organs external?

[AlexZerth]

What is this I don't even

[LolTater]

wat