Pooping without Your Phone!

[DeJuanDon]

Is a Samsung anything like a Sensang? That is what my Dad used to call himself. My Sensang not Sei.

[justtalkingtomeself]

Love crazy people

[imuzakify]

wow... a bread knife, if i were a robber i would be scared

[RealCraftDM]

i think.... you need to go to the hostpital (: Greetsz From Holland o.o

[hoysoy4]

0:35 LMAO!!!! XD

[gromacs00]

I'm watching this on my smartphone in the washroom right now :D

[cursetogod]

55,197 STUPID USELESS PEOPLE WATCH THIS STUPID RETIRED WOMAN VIDEO ))))

NOTHING TO LEARN THAN BE STUPID RETIRED()))

[haxorseidis]

@cursetogod I strongly disagree, kind Sir. She has vast verbal and non verbal vocabulary and there is so much to learn from how she uses her body language.

[cursetogod]

@haxorseidis

life is not so funny to talk like bulshit about it .

she thinks who the hell she is?

belive me its just headaches....

[jgonzon]

Just saw a clip of this vlog on the Fox 2 news Detroit. Awesome.

[Selene024]

my girlfriend do this, she look so sexy when she carryed sexy black leggings or black toga pants and go pushing strongly for take out huge poop in her panty under her sexy pants; She love pooping in her pants, she hold and when she can't hold any longer she standing up and push strongly and do a huge poop in her pants.

[Selene024]

try this, standing up, pushing strongly and take out huge poop in your panty under this sexy black leggings; Or just sit down on a chair with your sexy black leggings on and pushing strongly for take out poop in your panty

[Icecreamlover14100]

00:33 Lol! :DDDD

[MrPandatran]

pretty sure thats a bread knife.... so go in the kitchen and make a sandwich. HA!

[RiksK15]

-_-

[kingbobthor]

id smuggle something in her body cavity if you know what i mean.

[WasATeenageHandModel]

Karen, I just wanted you to know that whenever I'm in a bummer of a mood I've only to watch one of your videos and it cheers me right up. My only hope is that you do not make the mistake of aspiring to TV stardom or any such malarky. Please just continue to be yourself and bring a little happiness into our lives with your goofball antics.

Jesus... Did I really just type that?

[dylansuxxx]

My god!! I thought I was the only one!

[bugabugaboo0009]

I do not think that is the original slicey... Is it?

[hamsterluv3r]

Thumbs up if you were pooping while watching this vid on ur phone

[l0l808456]

she does not need coffee. lol

[argvan1823]

deuce, anal butter, black banana, stool, butt loaf, kaka, doodie, ass pickle, toilet trout...just off the top of my head

[yendor1200]

You're Crazy. Subscribed.

[Avonleay]

My brother used to bring his guitar with him to the bathroom...

[xxrowbotxx]

Lol so true

[funwithshortsfan]

bit . ly / zyDMN3

[JulietZnBL]

you never know when you'll need protection in the middle of the night... ;)

[BadFinger1997]

Women DO poop! This changes everything!

[kruzinknight01]

I was pooping when I saw this. That's usually when I watch your videos. Thanks bathroom buddy.

[PBandHoneySammich]

I don't know what I'd do without pandora on my phone in the bathroom.

[Skidz1818]

u really should get some sort of firearm for protection, i suggest for u a Sig Sauer P238 its small and doesnt have very much recoil. that knife really wont cut it, get it, its a knife it cuts. but really thats not very good for a personal defense weapon

[webkinzwebcrazy]

You remind me of my CRAZY SELF!

[Controller361]

Do you know why you need protection so you dont get a virus if you know what im talking about ;)

[CatterLives]

I'm glad someone else admitted to only being able to poop with their phone. I thought that was just me :)

[Makilish10]

i agree going 2 the bathroom without ur phone or any intertanment is horriable

[ManderMurduh]

@Mynamesnigel I never said I went in with them unless they both turned into a nook and ipod.....They see me walking to the bathroom because I pass right by them half the time. lol.

[Mynamesnigel]

My shits take like 30 seconds. It's probably medically wrong but 30 second shits is what everyone desires.

[MyFavMusic123]

I never noticed your forehead until you said something about it.......

This sheds a light on everything... Maybe my forehead is not that noticeable? :D

[RoyalKnights75]

First!

[DeJuanDon]

Now I'm just torn.

[RaptorGear]

im scared....



[imps10001]

OMG Yur Actually Awsome!! :D I Love Yur Vidss

[Doggxs]

Thank You.......so much.

[namned]

Remind me not to ever use your phone...yuk!

[Cruedude]

You make Daffy Duck look sane! But I do like you and your sillyness...makes me smile : )

[ixijmackixi]

Angry birds n poop!



[xrainbowmintx]

I read books while I'm on the loo xD

[FlekkeD]

You copy Danny too much :r

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

A real man doesn't need any electronic device to enjoy his shits

[TheeRaineStorm]

That awkward moment when you walk out the bathroom with your laptop and one of your parents are outside the door... O_O "It's now what you think!"

[RiksK15]

@TheeRaineStorm If you do this regularly, it is not awkward at all, but if you are hiding it from them then it is pretty obvious they get suspicious...

[joker5147]

meeeeeee . . . (scary kids sound)

[GrantmotherTubes]

Sometimes I pee when I'm on my phone in my other hand. Does that count too??

[mrbm222]

Spricket24 and Jenna marbles are brilllllliantly funny :)

[baruchlanda]

Jenna Marbles 2.0...yawn

[browneyedguitargirl]

Sorry, but a diuretic makes you pee, not poop. It causes you to urinate twice as much water as you consumed.

[Sassygurl8423]

POOP



[reynalay]

Yesterday at the gym I walked into the stall to pee & the girl next to me was using the restroom and talking on the phone... on speaker. How awkward was it when I finally decided to pee and it was... loud & the other person on the line was taken OFF of speaker. I did my business, got up, & wondered, wth? should I flush now? Blow their cover? For all they know the other person could think they were at a coffee shop. Oh wells, *flush*. Wash Hands, get out fast. Weirdo. lol:) Maybe pass by my page?

[skybreaker09]

I am awesome. Not "you" are awesome but Karen Alloy is awesome.

[hash1212121212]

You can poop in my mouth k thxbai.

[CiaoBello21]

Lol "should i get up and find it?". I occasionally come to a dilemma like that when i have to go.

[cjeam9199]

Before smartphones, if I forgot to take a book, I would read and re-read cosmetics bottles, medicine advice booklets, receipts I had in my pockets, toothpaste tubes, the washing instructions on clothes, even the cleaning instructions for the god-damn toilet.

[1160jc]

lol whenever i think of needing protection in the middle of the night i usually think of condoms... not a knife

[sk1ppy2000]

no wonder she doesnt shit, it comes straight out her mouth

[kryckeestrooff]

Most girls don't pooh, because all the shit comes out their mouths! lol

[surprise137]

wtf why am i subscribed to this person ? some crazy shit

[SeriousAlaskanInk]

i was watchin this while i was poopin :)

[windsofsaturn]

I hope to marry a woman such as yourself one day. You have a nice mix of intelligence and sillyness. You have lots of energy. You're creative. You are 'it'. Please send an exact copy clone of yourself to me asap. Thank you and internet hugs.

[ManderMurduh]

This reminds me...My Mom and Brother always give me a hard time or make fun of me because I always have to bring my nook or iPod into the bathroom with me...<:D

[Mynamesnigel]

@ManderMurduh Dude you're sick. What the fuck are you going into the bathroom with ur mom and brother for? SICKO

[chilly11monkey]

Thumbs up for pooop :)

[dang3rdo0m]

igonbmrtooto mahfonmakesit lessslow andihavesno teeepeee =(8O)

[carterlove1006]

u dont have a big forehead!!

ur sooooo pretty!

[purplerachey]

jenna marbles is way better than you! youre copying the way she talks wait shes not even comparable to you

[roczman]

You should a video log while you poop, and ill rate you 100 stars,lol just saying

[vlefteris]

Freakin lunatic

[TheSaintsfan16]

WTF

[JonolanFairchild]

"This is a Public Service Announcement brought to you by Karen Alloy."

I hear that every time I see a new video posted. Your videos never fail to pick me up on downer days, your personality always reminds me lighten the fuck up and just let myself enjoy myself.

That, and you remind me of a friend of mine named Heather...almost to a T, even down to your voice impressions, except where you have your adorable grin, she kind of acts like comedienne Kathleen Madigan. >.>

Thanks for sharing. :)

[JoTheVeteran]

God damn it, you're crazy!

However it kinda makes sense what you say about the writings in toilet stalls.

[eileenmelis]

your jumpcuts are really fucking annoying.

[ByakkoSeishin]

Haha "Protection" in the middle of the night. :P

[Enrico1987]

im still old style

[Kokosnuss1803]

Well, i used to go to the toilet with my phone until it actually fell into the toilet and died :(

[hammersnstrings]

0:35 soooooo funny hahaha

[jessbpowers]

i thought she said boob knife for a second......

[ironwolf59]

you have to have your phone to text people tell them you taking a dump!!!

[ganjamcninja]

Hell, it's tough for me to us the toilet without having a book or something.

[Guitarist1191]

You remind me of the movie " Idiocracy "

[CoconutHead60]

omg she;s just like my mom im 13 by the way

[paulinamiranda2011]

you are sooooo funny!!! <3 your comedy!

[9mandazi9]

hooooooooooooooooooooooorrrr!!­!!

[Varghjarta]

This is so true, I always bring my phone with me to be more 'productive'..

[GenieBella]

They're right. A diuretic makes you pee. But coffee, unfortunately, makes you do that and more. Which is an issue when you're trying to stay awake by drinking coffee so you can do more work, but in the end you just have to go to the bathroom a lot and you lose work time. =\

[shamanboyjin]

i cant imagine deucing with my iphone

[JulietTony10]

i agree!! 

[BuTtErr0714]

Shampoo bottles are always good for entertainment. Wait, am I the only one who does that?

[kristin0ls0n]

@BuTtErr0714 Nope, I do too!

[VeryTucker]

@BuTtErr0714 Snowblower manual



[MademoiselleKathy]

@BuTtErr0714 I thought I was the only one who did that! :D

[raider864]

00:34



[3001st]

Karen, you may be addicted to your phone.

[metjunky]

Angry Birds is Awesome

[Stinkydraco]

Thumbs up if u were watching this while taking a crap:)

[SKshooter]

next time you use the bathroom record that, and post it on youtube. thanks.

[CaitiffFTW]

Well, coffee does make you go number 2, but that's mainly because of the excess caffiene stimulating the intestines.

[thegraebster]

I think I just contracted ADHD within 2 mins 28. Thanks for that.

[ProEdit7x]

...Body cavity knife?

You have the mind of a fucking serial rapist.

I just tried imagining that and... body cavity knife?

Seriously now. What the fuck. Is that shit.

I'm high as fuck right now, but good channel. Makes me laugh. I don't realllly honestly know how I got here. But you seem to have good info. Peace.

Oh and also. Nice tits.

/heigh faive (2010 new inglish dictionary translate: high five)

This is all, good bye.

[bloodypepper]

i do that to my pants too when it's hot and i cant be assed to change

[seasson]

Me and my 3 year old just watched this video... she's always refused to do poopies on the toilet. Karen, if she does a poopie on the toilet today I will send you $100.

[VortexAura]

I don't own a smart phone. So I use my iPad

[HotWhipTA]

I'd give her a chili dog.....thumbs up if you know what it means. Otherwise go look it up on urban dictionary and get back to me.

[DeJuanDon]

Ginger snaps!

[natetechrock]

0:35 lols

[TwistedAsFuck1]

I love your nice chest so much

[Fitzgeraldbabe4realz]

@JMBRAD1074 I for one adore her videos. I think the randomness and goofiness of it all is super funny. Its natural and sincere funniness that a lot of people don't have. And how come if you're really happy you're on crack? Annnnd if her videos are so stupid, stop watching them!

[JMBRAD1074]

This is what happens when you give a retarded woman a camera. And I don't mean retarded like specially abled, I could watch their videos; I mean retarded as in 'really really f**kin stupid.' If this chick didn't have large breasts I really don't think anyone would watch her videos. Or perhaps she's just on crack. You never know.

[hogheadv2]

Maybe just relax for a few minutes a day, it may do you good. Call it You time :O OooohhhH yeaaaaa.

[jilijub]

So did you get your phone? lol

[christos506]

is that knife real?

[ununhexium]

@christos506 no.

[ken2go2]

ewww

[christos506]

this person ment to say "pause @ 0:25 WTF

[charlotte2498]

pause @ 0 25 WTF

[MERMAIDSEIRA6]

LOL that was funny as hell. Try doing math when you don't have your smart phone. Yes, it keeps you from being bored cause it takes more concentration without your phone.

[BDFdaTnT]

Always when I see BNP or UKIP, or NAZI symbols scratched into doors in public toilets... I see it as an opportunity to think of those faggots when I'm dumping a turd. Yep, 'cos that's what they are.

[YellowChanLovesYou]

Actually...a diuretic make you pee...

[MERMAIDSEIRA6]

@YellowChanLovesYou <-- this person knows the truth XD

[GenieBella]

@YellowChanLovesYou

Well, coffee makes you do both lol

[CiaoBello21]

Now i cant never go to the bathroom without my iphone.

[sop953]

Instead of being the hot super cool chick she's slowing becoming mental!

[Dylanbigdaddy]

I meditate on the john

[DeJuanDon]

It's so crazy, I remember in that Combat Training class, that guy taught me some sort of secret handshake. He said people couldn't crush your hand like that.

[JonolanFairchild]

@DeJuanDon Extend your index finger and the bones cannot be squeezed together.

[DeJuanDon]

Or, like that chicken I seen in the pig pen rolling around covered in mud.

[DeJuanDon]

It was kind of being like one of those Nature Observers that go out to the African jungles to watch gorillas; eventually, they kind accepted me being there.

[DeJuanDon]

Maybe he just killed beloved Pete to'em or something the dive bomber of freshly washed cars. I don't know, but they were pissed off.

[DeJuanDon]

They were angry birds.

[didondio]

Haha,you are completely insane,I LOVE YOU !!!

[TheMusicalALEX]

diuretic means it makes you pee not poop... ahaha

[nibaldo33]

Té.

[rudcalder]

@rudcalder yea i guess i have a boob fetish

[CemikXx]

@rudcalder fetishist O,O

[zoebiflap]

foreveralone.jpg

[funkycowboy]

Poop atoms will attach to your phone and cause interference. That's why AT&T has a bad rap. People use iphone on the hoop but it's the poop atoms.

[matlil88]

Hey everybody

I just turned 14 and I'm trying to become a successful pokemon trainer

I'm gonna move to the johto region in august 2012 to learn from the best. Pokemon mean a lot to me.

I've just started training. Professor Oak gave me a torchic and I used it to catch a magikarp. Would really mean a lot if you guys could support me on this.

I know it's really annoying when you see comments like this on every video, but it means a lot to me.

Thumbs up so people can see please.

[fireandice027]

Actuaaaalllllyyyyyy a diuretic is different to something that makes you poop. Diuretics make you urinate.

Yeah, sorry, totally pointless post.

[6672rock]

I thought you gave up coffee for tea.  Oh well, your old nemesis is back!

[SakuritaNyu]

I dont know what its like to enter in to the bathroom with a phone, book, magazine or whatever... its just dont take me THAT much time xD

[Roamingkat]

always dangerous a Redhead and a knife

[YesterdaysNewspaper]

what you do is

you sit on the toilet and pretend youre being interviewd by oprah for doing something great

[tratorta]

shake it baby!

shake those babies!

[WF100]

0:32 What kind of wild creature was that!?

[phearthis85]

I don't have a smart phone...One friendly piece of advice karen, please iron your backdrop so its not distracting. Thanks =)

[DamThatsLopez]

I used to like her videos now they're just stupid

[MsUpandatom]

@DamThatsLopez yeah , she used to be hilarious but now she is just seeking attention

[DamThatsLopez]

@MsUpandatom I know :( so sad how the quality goes down/// oh well time to find a new yt girl :)

[MsUpandatom]

@DamThatsLopez you know a good one ? :)

[DamThatsLopez]

@MsUpandatom I like Courtneypants, Jennamarbles, Catrific uhhh theres probably another but I cant really think of them right now :( lol

[vicktrickly72]

@DamThatsLopez aren't most of her videos kind of stupid to begin with anyways?

[DamThatsLopez]

@vicktrickly72 yea but they used to be funny, now its just like uh ok this is really lame

[Dnl9512]

WHAT A BIG BOOBS OMG : O

[claymore2003]

BTW: A diuretic makes you urinate...

[misterbig290]

fantastic big bewbs baby

[DeJuanDon]

A Scout is Thrifty. A Scout works to pay his own way and to help others. He saves for the future. He protects and conserves natural resources. He carefully uses time and property. People need to get shit straight. I was helping them. They weren't helping me. I don't need them, but all they seem to want to do is treat me like some kind of fucking slave.

[DeJuanDon]

But I'm just a vegetable, brain dead guy, that has no heart.

[DeJuanDon]

Also wierd, it said that they used to clear the way for Military Convoys, but I don't see them doing that anymore for some reason. The Engineer's slogan is, "We Clear the Way," and it said that the Master In Arms in the Navy uses Contractors as MPs which are CIA Agents or 70% of the CIA's Clandestine Service is Contractors too or something which it says are also Civilians, but that one suit I wore wasn't a Civilian suit I got a Ranger shirt for. Crazy. It doesn't matter.

[DeJuanDon]

You know it is wierd, they had MP Insignia on my gloves at work for the Army when I was working as a Merchant Marine, and the major fuction of an MP is to keep the Military from harming the Civilians. But it is a Civilian position. Wierd. The other suit I wore I guess I got a Ranger shirt for wasn't Civilian it said. Odd. Whatever, it doesn't matter, I'm done.

I guess I'll see these fuckers at the fucking METT in the KZ. All they ever did was make fun of me, lie to me, steal from me, and sometimes even hurt me,... ect. so on and so forth. I'm done.