History of the World Part 1 by Mel Brooks PART 5

[MrTomcz]

1:45 song name pls

[izzyubz]

We gotta! We gotta . . Ahh, we gotta, ah . . Get, movinn . . Keep it kool, let the kookiness get inta our vertebrae lol

[DaneeCz]

1:44 what is the song title? : D

[AAgibsonAA]

why on earth did he dump the joint??

[sjmww1235]

This short section (and up until the Spanish inquisition) is in my oppinion the funniest portion of this movie.

Fuck the poor

Bullshit,bullshit

Walk this way

Im looking for a pack of Trojans Gee I just ran out

U flunked flank get the flunk out of here

Crawling with soldiers

Do u care if it falls. What. The roman empire. Fuck it.

[5150TomG]

The Funkytown had me in stiches!!!

[Esther15889]

One of the funniest films ever.Shame there was no part 2.

[hanno21664]

LINDUS!!!!!

[WeaponXXIV]

Fuck the poor!!

A little too close to the real thing isn't it?

[riceboy1701e]

How does the Senate vote?

"FUCK THE POOR!"

Exactly what Congress just said this past weekend!

[ziggen2434]

Was that Ray Charles as Oedipus?

[ziggen2434]

Was that Ray Charles as oedipus?

[cavalierfan1995]

roman reds,a whole field of wacky weedus

easy widers

[cavalierfan1995]

goodbye head!

hello balls!

[flybaby014563]

Fuck the poor! lol

[childxofxfate]

LOL MIGHTY JOINT

[RAMSES777100]

Oedepus: Hey Josephus!

Josephus: Hey motherfucker.

HAHAHAHA HE WAS A MOTHERFUCKER

[Rondalis]

1:45 , lol a radio by the romans with the song "Funkytown". Why that? :D

[TheAuburnwolfe]

"what are you looking for?" "a pack of trojans!" "ah, i just ran out..." hahahaha

[TuahShinguru]

"Bullshit bullshit- bullshit!"

Seems nothing's changed about politics for thousands of years.

[theShadowviking]

FUCK THE POOR!

[riceboy1701e]

We are now armed with MIGHTY JOINT!" XD

[latinpuggy2009]

What the hell are they chanting at 2:42 Cant really understand them

[riceboy1701e]

@latinpuggy2009 "Keep punching a hole in the left...keep punching a hole in the right...keep punching a hole..."

"I'm sorry Sir, I flunked flank." "You flunked flank? Get the flunk outta here!"

"I say, chemist, do you have a pack of Trojans?" "Gee, I just ran out."

LOL!

[3268815]

8:00 i was going to hold prisoners

until i got high...

[SpyroDFO]

lol MOSES xD

[lowsten]

"Now hurry, walk this way."

LOL

[djturbo383]

We've got to. We've got to....Get... Mooving. We gotta stay loose you know? Let it cool. Let the coolness get into our vertebrea.

[djturbo383]

Ez Widus. Folks don't know the value.

[TitanWar93]

2:49 Relax. Casual. CASUAL. No matter what happens, don't panic. DON'T panic.

3:03 PANIC!

AAH!!!!!!!!

5:23 (high voice) Get the horses, get the chariots, get the men.

ONWARD.

Get me an icepack. Hurry.

8:03 They're getting high.

[akyladon]

"he shouldve been here over 30 grains ago!"*tap tap* wahahaa

[MrDubbs00]

.dont you know your right flank from your left flank sorry sir i flunked flanks "YOU FLUNKED FLANKS?!"

[MrDubbs00]

heeey jopsphious heeey mutha fucka lololo

[hanno21664]

"you men go northward!, you got southward!, im gonna walk here around in a circle."

love it.

[hanno21664]

Mel Brookes an insane crazy GENIUS and I l love him! the man is sheer power when it comes to comedy. in my opinion no one can even come close to his level and i know a lot of other people feel the same way.

damn shame the PC world does not understand what real comedy is. a real damn shame.

later my friends.

[firetopman]

@hanno21664 *cough* *cough* george carlin *cough*

[SillyPom]

HAAH! And here I thought it was some kind of Jewish slang or something. Oi!

[cod4isthebest324]

for those who don't know, the story of Oedipus is that he killed his dad and married his mom. Hence the joke, "hey motherfucker"

[SillyPom]

What the heck are the Roman soldiers chanting while they're marching? Everytime I see this that part has me scratching my head.

[TomuzAlex]

NINA COJOCARI TI PLACE DE LA MINUTUL 8:35 ? Ti place NINA ?

[TomuzAlex]

at 8:35 minute is cool :D :) ti place nina cojocari ?

[TomuzAlex]

at 8:35 minute is cool :D

[ewbecht]

a pack of trojans

oh i just ran out

lololololol

[sonicfan666]

he's made them high thats so funny

[ProtestantIRA]

Oedepus: Hey Josephus!

Josephus: Hey motherfucker.

Till I read up on Greek Mythology I never got that joke.

[Tekirai]

@ProtestantIRA XDDDDDDD

[ninjawraith17]

@ProtestantIRA

Ingenious.

[wowgek7]

@ProtestantIRA can you explain me then I dont understand it

[ProtestantIRA]

@wowgek7 In greek mythology Oedepus unknowingly killed his father and then married his mother.

[wiibot15]

@ProtestantIRA

OEDIPUS COMPLEX: For Freud, the childhood desire to sleep with the mother and to kill the father.

[ProtestantIRA]

@wiibot15 Exactly.

[DailyDoseOfMatt]

@ProtestantIRA 

[ProtestantIRA]

@DailyDoseOfMatt ?

[AmericanGirlHope]

@ProtestantIRA I love mythology and the sort but, could you possibly explain it to me please? |3;

[ProtestantIRA]

@AmericanGirlHope In legend Oedepus unknowingly killed his father and then married his mother, siring two daughters. When he discovered this years later he blinded himself and became a beggar.

[AmericanGirlHope]

@AmericanGirlHope OH! Thanks. xD

[TheMashwatcher585]

get the fluck out of here lmao

[TheMashwatcher585]

9:12-9:30 lmao

[TheMashwatcher585]

Funkytown lol

[TOHOFIEND54]

the moses bit is the best.

[LobsterPotsticker]

cardboard

[FoxDragon1]

Great movie

[obiwanobiwan13]

"Fuck the Poor!"

Wow...true to just about EVERY history right there...

And how abou the Biggus Jointus (that's some GOOD Roman Weed!) and Moses parting the sea...while being robbed!

"And keep 'em up!"

LOL

[Rythome]

lookin for some trojans? jee I jus ran out. lmao

[METAL1ON]

A whole field of wacky weed hehe.

Care if it falls? what? the Roman empire! fuck it.

[Chocl8215]

goodbye head

HELLO BALLS!

[tonious35]

OMG! U can kill a man with the size of that blunt if they take one puff of that!

[razorramone63139]

"Get the flunk out of here!" lol

[stewie6910]

who is that girl

[masonwil000]

The Oedipus part is hilarious cause Josephus is totally right... you gotta know the story

[eat666shit]

-good bye head!

-Hello balls!!!

man, the whole movie is filled with epicness!

[Hank41723]

goodbye head hellow balls

[MrFredfarkle]

"Walk this way..." SWISH, SWISH, SWISH. "Get me an icepack" LMAO...I've watched this dozens of times, and I still glean one groaner after another from repeated viewings...

[1x93cm]

lawl fuck the poor!

[persianking44]

What are you looking for?

A pack of Trojans!

Gee I just ran out.

lol Mel Brooks is awesome.

[whiskeedawg]

LMAO He rolled a fatty of some Roman Red!

[craigb0616]

hey josefus...hey motherfucker

[thenarfking]

what are you searching for?

a pack of trojans!

Darn i just ran out!

[riadse87]

LOL MOSES.

[theilluminator1211]

XD FUCK THE POOR xD

[eddy12555]

it took me till he started to like the paper with weeds in it till a figured out his plan

[bandgeek8986]

Hey Motherfucker!

That is brilliant!

[XxGiveMeMalicexX]

"You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!"

[tymitarugi24]

bullshit bullshit bullshit the three words of mdern and past poitics

[Kooshmeister3]

I love the "streets are crawling with soldiers" bit.

[Jc40k1]

0:30 Lol if you've read Oedi you get it.

[Buddafly78]

panic!!!!! i flunked flank! funkytown playing on a boombox dates this movie and dates me too for remembering it in the first place

[georgelowdell]

It's not an exact science

[spinynorman230]

LOL, "alright we'll just leave after these guys, ready? lets go! Hello, bullshit bullshit bullshit AH BULLSHIT bullshit..,"

[zackhanscom]

poor people are usually morons so it's a great motto

[spinynorman230]

@zackhanscom as a matter of fact most everyone- except those literal two or three people at the top of their fields- in Academia, the truly intelligent society of people are poor. I would know, my dad has 3 PhDs is physics, political science, and history, and he gets paid less than $100,000 per years which is classified as "poor." I come from a family of intellectuals -and I expect to be one- none of whom , or I, will become rich. My dad's profesor was a "Gnome of Zurich. Who was poor.

[Cinedragon]

'Now come one, walk this way' I love jokes that take things literally XD

[paraawesome]

I'm looking for a pack of trojans.

gee i just ran out lol

[Dumbfoundedification]

'Fuck the poor!' Sound familiar? lol

[jonthewolf]

dam he throw the weed thats wack

[TheVitaminC]

I so totally got the oedipus part..haha

[Casey066]

I love the trojan part.

[aSuperbadassninja]

fuck the poor!

[Bostonclubkid]

9:20, the funniest line ever... "ya sonofoabitch ya bastard"... I love this movie.  Mel Brooks is the god of comedy.

[slamuraiify]

im looking for a pack of trojans!

sorry boys im all out

[Rwingr9]

I flunked flank

[TWEC21]

I love that it was a New York Roman Guard...

"you men go northward! You go southward! I'm gonna walk around here in a *coicle*

[FinallyFoundANick]

"Oh, my God! I´m fighting with cardboard!" ... Oh, Shit! So do I !

[XxArA90xX]

what a waste of weed ... and a little unrealistic ... he actually would smoke it himself xDD

[VictoriaTang]

5:26 after he was kick there he sounded just like a eunich :D All these little details are hilarious ...

[73shakur]

high With the MONSTER WEED

LOL

[nothingsfree]

Gregory Hines was the man. Triple threat.

[septimus005]

ähum, what the heck. How can Moses be there? Moses was hundreds of years earlier!

[djturbo383]

@septimus005 Just laugh. They know that. That's the stuff that makes the movie funny.

[VCxKisa]

I luv how Mel Brooks does the whole walk this way thingy like in robin hood and young Frankenstein!!!

[fanniefarkle1]

we've gotta let the coolness into our vertebrae--one of my favorite lines of all time

[itak365]

Wow, that Oedipus joke takes a second, then you start laughing your ass off.

Also, Roman +Ghetto blaster=win.

[SnUkE12x12]

Roman Red haha...

[Jefsgirl]

Right behind these guys and here we go....bullshit bullshit bullshit. LMAO!!

[watchdogdad78]

Roman Red and rolling papyrus.  Thats how Josephus rolls lol.

[TheMetukaa]

heei  mothe fucke xD

[leowings]

@TheMetukaa yeah that's funny:D

[TheMetukaa]

"bullshit bullshit" !! xD and when they walk behind her xD xD  the movie rules

[alexebox]

2:29

'Now hurry, walk this way!"

And everybody follows her in an effeminate walk. LOL

This joke was repeated again in a much later Mel Brooks movie: "Robin Hood: Men in Tights", at the end when the Sheriff is about to punish the captured Robin Hood.

Timeless. Reminds me of Monthy Python funny walks.

[dcmkod]

Lol. when they're walking with the senators:

"Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit"

[SantodeAthena27]

THe Moses part its jsut brilliant XDDDDDD

[leowings]

@SantodeAthena27 You have 15 commandments "boom" Ups i mean 10 :DDD

[painlessissuicide]

"I flunked flank"

"You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!"

LMAO!

[spzimefrk16]

"...a pack of trojans"

"damn I just ran out" :-P

[jufu999]

Rolling papyrus lol

[StuckXJ]

"The nose knows!"

[gr82bright]

I wonder how many people know who Oedipus was?

[NoviceInLife]

Hes Greek not roman so I wouldn't know much about him.

[GaiusIuliusTaberna]

Everyone who laughed at the joke without a confused look on their face

[JanJanCherry]

I do XD

[spzimefrk16]

haha I watched this right after reading the play for English- I felt genuinely proud of myself haha

[michaelbook18]

FUCK THE POOR!

the official motto of conservatives everywhere

[spinynorman230]

@michaelbook18 LOL

[bookworm1138]

@michaelbook18 liberals too. both sides are fucked up, which is why i stay out of politics

[coldbloodid]

@michaelbook18 and a good motto too

[BCE42906]

@michaelbook18 that's a rude thing to say....once people get into power, that is the attitude for every politician, not just conservatives

[ccrg109]

@michaelbook18 And liberals.

[Yl4LIFE]

LMFAO huge blunt!

[metallavery]

FUCK THE POOR!!!!

[VICTORIAY]

Hey Motherfucker!!

Mel Brooks is a GENIOUS!!!

[hunkieboi69]

funnyass movie

[BeigeFunk]

oh man I love that song funky town!!! :D

[Chocl8215]

FUCK THE POOR!

good.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Ranja86]

Motherfucker... ahahah.. this is what gets missed if you only know it in German dub.

[KinzaHaider]

streets are crawling with soldiers! hahahahah

[Chocl8215]

goodbye head

HELLO BALLS!

this movie is funnier than the southpark movie.

[drakethe87th]

bullshit! Bullshit! Ah, Bullshit

[javenetti]

i never got the motherfucker part until i studied oedipus in my intro to lit. class

[javenetti]

what is the army saying while marching

[Akaitsuki85]

"Walk this way" never gets old hahaha

[cameljoe04]

MIGHTY JOINT!

[KinzaHaider]

hahahaha

[cameljoe04]

mmmmmmm Roman Red he's picking those weeds LOL

[narutoAvatarFaN777]

lol

everyone's hood is white exept the black dudes!!!

[skymunro]

Gregory Hines hood is white with red trim just like Mel Brooks', what are you talking about?

[skymunro]

@2:24....

[poopikins]

3:14

Get the Flunk outta here XD

[faromero7]

6:27 it's great jaja

[CrazyKraut20]

we are now armed with mighty joint XD

[sageeagle]

Thief: And keep'em up! "Grabs bag and runs off!"

Moses: You Son of a Bitch!!

That Moses part was messed up!

[Celly222]

"Im fighting with cardboard!!" lol

[bearcat400]

Give to Oedipus! Give to Oedipus! Hey Josephus! Hey, motherfucker!

[PeterZeeke]

"I'm an old man! dey dont let you live dey dont let you breathe!"

[BeantownJim]

fuck the poor lol

[Trig242]

"walk this way"...classic...still works