Thank you, Mister Dice Clay, sir. You have told Mister Charlie Sheen that he is fucked up.
And you of course *aren't* fucked up.
Thank you, sir, you have performed a good and noble task. Go then and fucketh thyself up ne'er again. Yet, lo, that ye may fucketh others' shit, saying that *they* are fucketh, fuckmeisterman.
You may not like Andrew Dice Clay, but Dice is absolutely right. Dice is one of the few celebrities who had the guts to go on record and speak the truth about Charlie Sheen.
@JeffGodking He got fired from that show though so how is he winning? i like Charlie sheen and all but to be honest he is pretty fucked up his ego is way out of control and he's losing everything because of it.
how the F are people calling Dice a loser on here............whos the loser, the guy that was at the top of his game for years, killing it in clubs and arenas, or the jerk offs that comment on his you tube videos and say he sucks.
@rohitrez That's the thing that I admire about him. He just says it how he feels...no interal editing, and if you don't like it, then it becomes your problem. It's a rare trait...I don't have it.
Probably "fuck" or "shit" or "piss" or "cunt" or one of the other average curse words. They shouldn't bleep anything though. It's all about off the wall freedom of expression so they should just allow any filthy language to be heard at all times.
Dice Clay might be a disgusting POS, but to those who are defending Charlie Sheen here are forgetting that unlike Clay, Sheen's got a history of violence towards women.
@74Rockhard HA! Nuthin' like a sour, washed-up one joke comic suffering from "Bitter Bitch Syndrone". He'll lose the other eye at a glory hole when he comes to YOUR town!
@ChurchillGeoff It's hard to believe that Two and a Half Men has been the number one sitcom on television ever since Everybody Loves Raymond ended in 2005. I still can't understand why people like it so much. I think that it is an alright show, nothing spectacularly hilarious like so many think, just slightly above average.
I really can't fucking stand Andrew Dice fucking Clay; but here, at least, some fucking intelligible sound is fucking coming out of his fucking bloated, unshaven, Captain Hook-looking fucking face. Charlie Sheen is fucking very talented and still full of fucking potential, but he's fucking squandering it away on fucking drugs and whores. What's YOUR fucking excuse, Mr. Clay?
You know I am not a real fan of Dice but what he said was the truth.
Charlie is surrounded by people who are too greedy and scared to tell him the truth because until Charlie is poor they will keep fawning over him and telling how much he's 'winning'. That is what sycophants do.
An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers" (use search words "SAM ZURICK" & "BLOG"). THANKS!!
Sheen is a cunt on wheels. But since people are 30 IQ something celebrity worshipping morons, I agree about everything what he said, exept antisemitic thing, that was kind of cool, because no-one dares to mention anything about the jews, who actually run Hollywood, but it is understandable, since Dice is Brooklyn jew himself..
Hey dice, and all you other youtube vanillas. I'll let you in on something. Winning was never actually winning, it's a euphemism for positive thinking.. Try it sometime, you'd be surprised how it works. Carrying bitterness and jealousy gets you fucking nowhere. Look at dice, does he look happy? Sounds like some bitter old man.
That's the problem these days everyone is pissed off, i don't get it. If you don't like your life, do something about it instead of hating like this pirate patch fool.
Honestly, I know it's an act, but I think Dice has anger issues and uses his character to speak his true feelings. It's an outlet for him to say all the nasty things people aren't supposed to say. He get's a free pass because it's a character. I think he means a lot of what he says these days when you see him get visibly mad.
what happened to his eye? Hilarious how everyone always slams him for his comments when he says all in interviews while in character not as his person
I almost stopped watching because of the patch on his eye, wearing a gym shirt and the pacing back and forth deranged lunatics do when they get all flustered. But IMHO, he is right.
@JeffroTV Hopefully, your "sitcom" wasn't about a funny grammar teacher who missuses words and tenses. Either it is; "It did quite well" or "it is doing well"
No Dice, he calls winning when he gets paid millions in a settlement and doesn't even have to work. And, Dice... He could buy all the shit you own with his pocket lint. But, love you man. Stop being so fuckin angry.
@godbluffvdgg Yo shit head. Diceman was the funniest comedian of his time, get off the "winning" bullshit. Charlie Sheen was a great actor, end of story. Anything else he's completed isn't even worth mentioning, atleast Diceman has fullfilled his life.
@AlliandreTheGreat You're kidding right? Does the Dice look like his life is fulfilled? He looks pissed the fuck off. And, while I have liked Dice for about 15 years he is hardly the "funniest comedian of his time" There are about a hundred funnier ones. Fuckin Carrot Top is funnier than Dice... Dice is just cool, Like a neighborhood guy who breaks balls. I wouldn't even call him a comedian. That hickory dickory dock shit sucks balls. Just sayin...
@godbluffvdgg Get off carrot tops dick and my nut sack, you haven't presented legitimate facts, you've voice your opinion shit dick. Now for something that makes all of us laugh :) godbluffvdgg 1 week ago. "Stop being so fuckin angry." Read your comment and tell me you aint raging your nuts off shit dick. Lmfao.
@AlliandreTheGreat Is it difficult to type in a straitjacket? I would think it is, but who knows... Anyway, if you want to blow Dice, that is a personal choice. He may let you toss salad on Hot Tub Johnnies ass, but I think Dice is still married. Were you really LMFAO? I picture you sitting in your hovel, drooling over pictures of The Dice, I bet you have a black leather jacket just like his. I am sure you have adapted some of his mannerisms too; How droll. Face it, Dice kinda sucks. U=pathetic.
Right, so Charlie should be "winning" like the way Dice is? Time to put this old bum whoever he is back under the shelf, he had his 5 minutes of fame, time to retire.
real talk...dice has been there done that.he's sayin let a hoe be a hoe..are those hoes paying rent to charlie sheen? no man should have to pay for pussy....
i gave more than most, i disappointingly watched & listened to half of this rant hoping for some of the old clay. Alas the old clay is dead & gone, rip...
wow, making fun of charlie sheen. When was the last time Dice clay ever had a #1 tv show? hmmmmm. never. when was last time clay was even relevant. like 15 years ago, lol.
WOW LOOKS JUST LIKE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!! If Jack Sparrow was some fat ugly guy who had to swear every other word to cover up for his lack of talent. As for Charlie Sheen being a loser.. have you SEEN the size of the payoff he's getting from the makers on that TV show? It's a thousand times more cash than you've every made in your pathetic little attention-seeking stand-up career. You're not fit to lick his boots. P.S go and work and at your gym.. you look as though you need it.
no one is afraid to say anything about charlie sheen, he's the easiest shot out there right now. and as for japan, watch dice on Dangerfield 1987, see what he says about the dropping of the atom bombs. Oh!
Money has nothing o so with the fact that Charlie Sheen has turned into one of the biggest douche bags ever. I used to like him, till now. Lets see how much he wins when he is dead in 6 months cause of his awesome drugs, He looks half dead already. Bet his family is soooo proud. LOSER!!!!!!!! Applause to ADC for this.
andrew dice clay ruined his own career when he cried on national tv because those idiotic feminist groups were after him. I remember seeing him cry on the Ric Dees show. It was disgusting.
@nikto45 dice is still around and still does pretty decent. He performs in vegas still. still puts out albums. He's not a major player but to say he's nothing now would be very incorrect.
It's funny how he has a "problem" with Charlie Sheen and his anti semite remarks. But he is the BIGGEST BIGOT on the face of the earth. I think some of his shit is funny, but when someone insults the jewish culture, he goes apeshit. Hey Dick Dice, you can't get on your soap box and bitch about it, if you are going to insult every other religion, race, homosexuals, ect.YOU BITCH TOO MUCH. If I wanted to hear someone bitch about everyone,AND be funny, I would post my own videos. QUIT YA BITCHING!
Spending your life carrying and spreading such hatred and anger is a horrible way to live. Of course he doesn't know it, but to see men like this is sad. Same for all these hip-hop artists with their "diss songs" What a legacy to leave on this earth... sad really.
@turkeyandbacon They are not completely different. They are very similar. Jazz and Rock are completely different. Blues and rock (older rock) are similar. Classical and punk are completely different. Punk and new wave are similar. Rap and hip-hop are VERY similar. In fact, hip-hop artists rap on their songs. They are rappers. Dice never stops moving either. One of the reasons I think he hates Gilbert is cause Gilbert made fun of him. Look up Gilbert Gottfried Dice impression. Hilarious.
thank you diceman! :)
sticking to the mainstream! :)
scenechilibeans 1 week ago
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weatherkop 1 week ago
You know, I'm not a big Dice fan but he's totally right here even if he does swear more than most people.
bdrasin 1 month ago 3
what's up with dices eye?
79jayman 1 month ago
Regardless if you like him or not, he is absolutely right
democratichypocrit 1 month ago
Dice is the man! He is the best!
But this video is by the New York Post?
The New York Post says, Video Curtesy?
Really? Look at 0:03 at bottom, wth is a curtesy?
Rjleztniknor 1 month ago
FUK THE BLEEPS!...DICE RULES!
WymeWruscel 1 month ago
could,nt put it better myself this fat fonzy just likes the sound of his own wannabe gangster voice
singinsmiley1 1 month ago
I never liked this wanna be Italian turd (and now a butt pirate)..Brooklyn can keep him (and the Jersey shore crew while at it).
therickster888 1 month ago
Dice is a legend
IronTapOuT 1 month ago
Thank you, Mister Dice Clay, sir. You have told Mister Charlie Sheen that he is fucked up.
And you of course *aren't* fucked up.
Thank you, sir, you have performed a good and noble task. Go then and fucketh thyself up ne'er again. Yet, lo, that ye may fucketh others' shit, saying that *they* are fucketh, fuckmeisterman.
Fuckin' got it?
9162vb48 1 month ago
Andrew Dice Clay is a boss straight up. Never will I ever not like this man.
ChickenFRY59 1 month ago
Dice forever
abt7217tc 1 month ago
Jealous Jewtalian.
richmanpoman1 1 month ago
You may not like Andrew Dice Clay, but Dice is absolutely right. Dice is one of the few celebrities who had the guts to go on record and speak the truth about Charlie Sheen.
mw7060a 2 months ago
this guy is a nut job BUT HE SPOKE THE TRUTH ON THIS OCCASION
BillzUnited 2 months ago
The fucking beeping is like aversion therapy!
ReptoidHumidian 2 months ago
Him and Snoop should work together, like Charlie Sheen did. I think theyd work good
jindigger 2 months ago
charlie is in better shape than dice who is a fucking mess
whothehellgivesadamn 2 months ago
Hey, sweet tanlines on your face
kc550 2 months ago
Dice should be the mascot for the Raiders with that cool eye patch.
BDDominick75 2 months ago
@JeffGodking He got fired from that show though so how is he winning? i like Charlie sheen and all but to be honest he is pretty fucked up his ego is way out of control and he's losing everything because of it.
arcticwolfx8 2 months ago
Dice fuckin rips people.
arcticwolfx8 2 months ago
HELL YEAH!! I loved that! tell em Dice!
jindigger 2 months ago
I though Charlie Sheen should have done something good while all of the attention from the media was on him too.
1blueeyes1980 2 months ago
Did not age well
996artichoke 2 months ago
how the F are people calling Dice a loser on here............whos the loser, the guy that was at the top of his game for years, killing it in clubs and arenas, or the jerk offs that comment on his you tube videos and say he sucks.
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CanadianChronic2121 2 months ago
rockstar dice tells it how it is!
rohitrez 2 months ago
@rohitrez That's the thing that I admire about him. He just says it how he feels...no interal editing, and if you don't like it, then it becomes your problem. It's a rare trait...I don't have it.
flipwiggins 2 months ago
You got it dude! Dice rules!!!
~Dutch
YouCantHoldOnTooLong 2 months ago
what the fuck did he say when he was being bleeped?
grecican 2 months ago
Probably "fuck" or "shit" or "piss" or "cunt" or one of the other average curse words. They shouldn't bleep anything though. It's all about off the wall freedom of expression so they should just allow any filthy language to be heard at all times.
~Dutch
YouCantHoldOnTooLong 2 months ago
Dice Clay might be a disgusting POS, but to those who are defending Charlie Sheen here are forgetting that unlike Clay, Sheen's got a history of violence towards women.
TheSecondEvolution 2 months ago
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corycashatt90 2 months ago
Wow, there are people here defending Charlie Sheen...
LaborHours 3 months ago
he`s has a eye patch from the last dick he sucked it slipped out of his big fucken mouth and poked him in the eye.
74Rockhard 3 months ago
@74Rockhard HA! Nuthin' like a sour, washed-up one joke comic suffering from "Bitter Bitch Syndrone". He'll lose the other eye at a glory hole when he comes to YOUR town!
Ultrabrut1 3 months ago
andrew what a loser, what happened to this fark cant
Leowen2 3 months ago
The biggest loser in the world is this washed up jew "comic"
TheWolowiz 3 months ago
Wait, did Clay just call Two and a Half Men one of the greatest sitcoms of this generation?
ChurchillGeoff 3 months ago
@ChurchillGeoff It's hard to believe that Two and a Half Men has been the number one sitcom on television ever since Everybody Loves Raymond ended in 2005. I still can't understand why people like it so much. I think that it is an alright show, nothing spectacularly hilarious like so many think, just slightly above average.
gedaman 3 months ago
potty mouth mfkr
misterdomination256 3 months ago
Charlie is still winning and Dice Clay is so washed up...and eighties!
tpriest1914 3 months ago
This guy is still alive? thought he died with his short career.
CannibalCarp 3 months ago
I really can't fucking stand Andrew Dice fucking Clay; but here, at least, some fucking intelligible sound is fucking coming out of his fucking bloated, unshaven, Captain Hook-looking fucking face. Charlie Sheen is fucking very talented and still full of fucking potential, but he's fucking squandering it away on fucking drugs and whores. What's YOUR fucking excuse, Mr. Clay?
DumberEveryTime 3 months ago 8
@DumberEveryTime He's Andrew Dice fucking Clay mother fucker, he doesn't answer to you.
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@Noclue206 "He's Andrew Dice fucking Clay mother fucker, he doesn't answer to you."
Actually, he does. Google it.
DumberEveryTime 2 months ago
@DumberEveryTime -His excise is that in Brooklyn/East coat we DO NOT GIVE A FUCK about you're Hollywood bullshit.
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@1AppleofEden "-His excise is that in Brooklyn/East coat we DO NOT GIVE A FUCK about you're Hollywood bullshit."
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DumberEveryTime 1 month ago
@DumberEveryTime talented? HaHa, move along everyone, nothing to see here
jbittens101 1 week ago
When did Dice become a pirate?
needstoregister 3 months ago
he pulls off the eyepatch
11Sweeneytodd 3 months ago
You know I am not a real fan of Dice but what he said was the truth.
Charlie is surrounded by people who are too greedy and scared to tell him the truth because until Charlie is poor they will keep fawning over him and telling how much he's 'winning'. That is what sycophants do.
darthspeaks 3 months ago
Aye, Captain! Shiver me timbers!
Deere55 3 months ago
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Deere55 3 months ago
that loud, abnoxious, tough guy act is washed up, dice. Get a job.
ooNATIVEoo 3 months ago
@ooNATIVEoo that loud, abnoxious, tough guy would knock you the fuck out
cobboGHS91 3 months ago
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An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
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peopledick 3 months ago
Dis Nigga gots the same last name as me Silverstein Lmao that shits funny
smokeyakamunchiez 3 months ago
fuck up Dice, old looking cunt, nobody gives a fuck about you, 1991 called, they want u back asap.
Cobretti20001 3 months ago
LOVE THIS DUDE
ThitiaandDeidre 3 months ago
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ahhh once a jew always a jew. fuck dice.
TheNewMusicNetwork 3 months ago
tell him dice. as funny as he is. the real side of the man!!!
tingenito 3 months ago
Why would you go into an interview with Dice Clay knowing you were gonna bleep half of it
Nap712 3 months ago
thinks he is a wise guy hws not assure u
8181harley 3 months ago
The Dice Man is a God!!!!
johnny1973 4 months ago
2 and half men was hardly winning...
Rieksfier 4 months ago 2
Hahaha! Dice is obviously speaking to himself in this video.
TheTacticalAtheist 4 months ago 2
The "beep" fucking sound makes this shit unwatchable . . . You censoring fucking cunts . . . CENSOR THIS BITCH!
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JamesGod08 3 weeks ago
Sheen is a cunt on wheels. But since people are 30 IQ something celebrity worshipping morons, I agree about everything what he said, exept antisemitic thing, that was kind of cool, because no-one dares to mention anything about the jews, who actually run Hollywood, but it is understandable, since Dice is Brooklyn jew himself..
Quex01 4 months ago
Hey dice, and all you other youtube vanillas. I'll let you in on something. Winning was never actually winning, it's a euphemism for positive thinking.. Try it sometime, you'd be surprised how it works. Carrying bitterness and jealousy gets you fucking nowhere. Look at dice, does he look happy? Sounds like some bitter old man.
That's the problem these days everyone is pissed off, i don't get it. If you don't like your life, do something about it instead of hating like this pirate patch fool.
MostlyCrude 4 months ago
How is he alive. His career is extinct
Burncourtable 4 months ago
The WTF with Mark Maron podcast interviewed Dice. It's like episode 197. It was actually a great interview.
SimplyRawToby 4 months ago
Clay is a fucking train wreck, he has no right to comment about Charlie Sheen
drplbiftin 4 months ago
Dude's a fukkin' BAD ASS!
ffairlane57 4 months ago
now I'm gonna suck this nicotine down..hold on
wizenhiemr 4 months ago
Something happen to his eye?
Ken9284 4 months ago
who is this guy.. LOL
PenguinBoyProduction 4 months ago
you dont have enough tallent to wipe charlie sheens ass you untalented dick,
JGJessome 4 months ago
I wish dice would tell us how he really feels, he holds in to much!
texcaldel 4 months ago
Dice has an eye patch now?
makeaton 4 months ago
Dice tells it like it is.
surfstomp 4 months ago
He is right, Charlie needs help.
ChefRickZ 4 months ago
@ChefRickZ
Dice needs help, charlie has just got $28million from sueing the hollywood jew producer
DeadJesus100 4 months ago
a huge douche talks bout another douche,ironic!
zolm 4 months ago
Dice is always on the cutting edge.
Look out Monica Lewinsky and Michael Jackson! Dice has some topical shit coming for ya!
ascendeanevil 4 months ago
Sick 'em ADC!
geminirandall 4 months ago
Okay, am I the only one wondering what's up with the eye patch?
JapaneseJoe101 4 months ago
ARRRRRRRRR you fucking kidding with that eye patch
MrZerquez 4 months ago
Honestly, I know it's an act, but I think Dice has anger issues and uses his character to speak his true feelings. It's an outlet for him to say all the nasty things people aren't supposed to say. He get's a free pass because it's a character. I think he means a lot of what he says these days when you see him get visibly mad.
Polyfusia 4 months ago
what happened to his eye? Hilarious how everyone always slams him for his comments when he says all in interviews while in character not as his person
thinkingjack 4 months ago
you don't expect this guy to be intelligent compared to charlie sheen
bosyeux2 4 months ago
Love this guy!
roofermarc1 4 months ago
I almost stopped watching because of the patch on his eye, wearing a gym shirt and the pacing back and forth deranged lunatics do when they get all flustered. But IMHO, he is right.
Jnevanon 4 months ago
GREAT STUFF DICE ....YOUR THE FUCKING MAN , FUCK THAT SILLY PRICK SHEEN.ID LUV TO BREAK HIS FUCKEN BIG NOSE !!
MrDarren6868 4 months ago
!!!!!!!
reDgrave99 4 months ago
That was fucking awesome! Charlie is a crack head wash up.
JeffroTV 4 months ago 3
@JeffroTV How'd your last sitcom do? Ya fuckin mook.
godbluffvdgg 4 months ago
@godbluffvdgg It done quite well. Thanks for asking. Mook? What are we in, the 1800's?
JeffroTV 4 months ago
@JeffroTV Hopefully, your "sitcom" wasn't about a funny grammar teacher who missuses words and tenses. Either it is; "It did quite well" or "it is doing well"
Did it died?
godbluffvdgg 4 months ago
lol maybe dice should have roasted charlie sheen
69mrbrightside691 4 months ago
No Dice, he calls winning when he gets paid millions in a settlement and doesn't even have to work. And, Dice... He could buy all the shit you own with his pocket lint. But, love you man. Stop being so fuckin angry.
godbluffvdgg 4 months ago
@godbluffvdgg Yo shit head. Diceman was the funniest comedian of his time, get off the "winning" bullshit. Charlie Sheen was a great actor, end of story. Anything else he's completed isn't even worth mentioning, atleast Diceman has fullfilled his life.
AlliandreTheGreat 4 months ago
@AlliandreTheGreat You're kidding right? Does the Dice look like his life is fulfilled? He looks pissed the fuck off. And, while I have liked Dice for about 15 years he is hardly the "funniest comedian of his time" There are about a hundred funnier ones. Fuckin Carrot Top is funnier than Dice... Dice is just cool, Like a neighborhood guy who breaks balls. I wouldn't even call him a comedian. That hickory dickory dock shit sucks balls. Just sayin...
godbluffvdgg 4 months ago
@godbluffvdgg Get off carrot tops dick and my nut sack, you haven't presented legitimate facts, you've voice your opinion shit dick. Now for something that makes all of us laugh :) godbluffvdgg 1 week ago. "Stop being so fuckin angry." Read your comment and tell me you aint raging your nuts off shit dick. Lmfao.
AlliandreTheGreat 4 months ago
@AlliandreTheGreat Is it difficult to type in a straitjacket? I would think it is, but who knows... Anyway, if you want to blow Dice, that is a personal choice. He may let you toss salad on Hot Tub Johnnies ass, but I think Dice is still married. Were you really LMFAO? I picture you sitting in your hovel, drooling over pictures of The Dice, I bet you have a black leather jacket just like his. I am sure you have adapted some of his mannerisms too; How droll. Face it, Dice kinda sucks. U=pathetic.
godbluffvdgg 4 months ago
fuck dice let the guy talk
he's funny as hell tho
Reds3031 4 months ago
Whoa, I think dice is a douche bag, But he hit the nail on the head.
Nice job dice man.
Jamez64 4 months ago
Right, so Charlie should be "winning" like the way Dice is? Time to put this old bum whoever he is back under the shelf, he had his 5 minutes of fame, time to retire.
M3ro 4 months ago
DAG !! Dice is right !! Dayamn
freespirit61 4 months ago
What happened to his eye?
yak6ex 5 months ago
@yak6ex he's a pirate now
efg13 4 months ago
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real talk...dice has been there done that.he's sayin let a hoe be a hoe..are those hoes paying rent to charlie sheen? no man should have to pay for pussy....
wes19er 5 months ago
I think he was sucking dick and got it in the eye. Come out of da closet already dice boy. U got issues. Oooooh!
66stronzo 5 months ago
Whatever drugs this guy is taking are obviously the wrong type.
meanbrew 5 months ago
This is a guy who's just taking up space and has nothing to offer to this world.
thebeastlacey 5 months ago
HELL YEAH ONCE AGAIN THE DICE MAN TELLING SHIT THE WAY EVERYONE'S TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO SAY
1wayleader 5 months ago 2
DICE MAN!!!
yourstupid36 5 months ago
His face looks funky. Why are his sideburns white? And what the heck happened to his eye?
liliodine 5 months ago
What happened? Did he poke that fuckin' eye out with his dumb ass cigarette over top of the head routine?
stratman123 5 months ago
"I can jerk my dick and shut on the off button"
polchinw 5 months ago
Dice was always talented and good to hear you giving some words of sense and wisdom to stupid fucking headless dude.
4caro100 5 months ago
LOL! Dice the crypto-Jew whining about anti-Semitism....exposing another crypto Jew using a false name. Yeah THAT is what they don't like.
catothewiser 5 months ago 2
omg!..right on Dice:)..love ya man
lillbella100 5 months ago
That's the second angriest pirate I've ever seen.
inferno232 5 months ago
What's with the eye patch?
stillbornist 5 months ago
Is dice man winning?? No. Charlie sheen can hit rock bottom, and he's still a winner compared to dice clay, the mooley faggot.
stayshigh75 5 months ago
thats a good rant from the man
AlonzoMartinez11 5 months ago
Dice is a bitch. Charlie sheen owns his ass.
FreeWhoopin1390 5 months ago
Dice you're the fuckin man!!!
ciphagreen 5 months ago
hicka ricadikad dock andrew sucks pirate cock!
couchwanker 5 months ago
Dice is an old bitter man who never amounted to much in the real comic world.
assemblyguy 5 months ago
you think you are a pirate you fucking ugly shit. Charlie is GOD. you jealous go die
WhitusFoggs 5 months ago
Andrew Dice Clay!!!! FUCK CHARLIE SHEEN. He's an unfunny retard.
corycashatt90 5 months ago
i gave more than most, i disappointingly watched & listened to half of this rant hoping for some of the old clay. Alas the old clay is dead & gone, rip...
latka101 5 months ago
wow, making fun of charlie sheen. When was the last time Dice clay ever had a #1 tv show? hmmmmm. never. when was last time clay was even relevant. like 15 years ago, lol.
bigconan 5 months ago
WOW LOOKS JUST LIKE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!! If Jack Sparrow was some fat ugly guy who had to swear every other word to cover up for his lack of talent. As for Charlie Sheen being a loser.. have you SEEN the size of the payoff he's getting from the makers on that TV show? It's a thousand times more cash than you've every made in your pathetic little attention-seeking stand-up career. You're not fit to lick his boots. P.S go and work and at your gym.. you look as though you need it.
anxresi 5 months ago
no one is afraid to say anything about charlie sheen, he's the easiest shot out there right now. and as for japan, watch dice on Dangerfield 1987, see what he says about the dropping of the atom bombs. Oh!
savsci87 5 months ago
YES. This is the realest response for that douchebag. Fuck sheen
twiztidlestat 5 months ago
He fuckin says fuck as much as i fuckin say it
crazyhorse1369 5 months ago
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this guy is sooo fucked! just like in entourage. plus u cant wear an eye fuckin patch and tell another guy to to get help.
makpak 5 months ago
this guy is sooo fucked! just like in entourage. plus u cant wear an eye fuckin patch and tell another guy to to get help.
makpak 5 months ago
Why's he wearing an eye patch?
Jcm9991 5 months ago
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haha, whats up with the patch?
catch2370 5 months ago
Dice should run for president. I'd vote for him.
mikiec88 5 months ago
I agree with him. Charlie Sheen has become a douche. Back in the day Sheen was good.
jurvis1 5 months ago
Argghh, I'm a has-been.
OneMic91 5 months ago
Money has nothing o so with the fact that Charlie Sheen has turned into one of the biggest douche bags ever. I used to like him, till now. Lets see how much he wins when he is dead in 6 months cause of his awesome drugs, He looks half dead already. Bet his family is soooo proud. LOSER!!!!!!!! Applause to ADC for this.
randy362005 5 months ago
He bot actually smoking and it's not illegal
jason21jburg 5 months ago
Lol, I love how he talks about how bad drugs are as he smokes
TheBoxingCannabyte 5 months ago
There's porn on the internet?!
pele6922 5 months ago
Charlie Sheen has made more money and is much more of a celebrity than ADC will ever be. ADC is a has been, he's a nobody now.
MetalHeadKLR650 5 months ago
@MetalHeadKLR650 both have made more celeb and money that you, you were a NEVER HAVE BEEN
darkoaffliction 5 months ago
@MetalHeadKLR650 ADC was a comedian, charlie sheen was a actor. Get your facts straight shit dick, of course charlie seen makes more money.
AlliandreTheGreat 4 months ago
he talks like his dad.........didnt spank him
stylie2010 5 months ago
awsome
skatehound1 5 months ago
ok...so what's with the patch?
maaaahkl 5 months ago
andrew dice clay ruined his own career when he cried on national tv because those idiotic feminist groups were after him. I remember seeing him cry on the Ric Dees show. It was disgusting.
nikto45 5 months ago
@nikto45 dice is still around and still does pretty decent. He performs in vegas still. still puts out albums. He's not a major player but to say he's nothing now would be very incorrect.
manmadeoblivion 5 months ago
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@manmadeoblivion i never said he was nothing. I said it was disgusting to see him cry on national tv.
nikto45 5 months ago
suddenly, i have a lot more respect for ADC.
megabillions 5 months ago
Wow, sound advice from Andrew Dice Clay.
casyatbat 5 months ago
ANDREW DICE ASSCLOWN!!!!!!
Ultrabrut1 5 months ago
It's funny how he has a "problem" with Charlie Sheen and his anti semite remarks. But he is the BIGGEST BIGOT on the face of the earth. I think some of his shit is funny, but when someone insults the jewish culture, he goes apeshit. Hey Dick Dice, you can't get on your soap box and bitch about it, if you are going to insult every other religion, race, homosexuals, ect.YOU BITCH TOO MUCH. If I wanted to hear someone bitch about everyone,AND be funny, I would post my own videos. QUIT YA BITCHING!
kats63139 5 months ago
AMEN!
xxTellTheTruthxx 5 months ago
It's so much better with the beeps.
Heraclitean 5 months ago
What is Don Stark doing talking about Charlie Sheen?
snowcone8000 5 months ago
Spending your life carrying and spreading such hatred and anger is a horrible way to live. Of course he doesn't know it, but to see men like this is sad. Same for all these hip-hop artists with their "diss songs" What a legacy to leave on this earth... sad really.
DanLetts97 6 months ago 2
@DanLetts97 you mean RAP, not hip-hop, asshole. two completely different styles of music.
also, who the hell is he looking for? he never stops moving
turkeyandbacon 4 months ago
@turkeyandbacon I meant Hip-Hop faggot. Did I stutter??
DanLetts97 4 months ago
@turkeyandbacon They are not completely different. They are very similar. Jazz and Rock are completely different. Blues and rock (older rock) are similar. Classical and punk are completely different. Punk and new wave are similar. Rap and hip-hop are VERY similar. In fact, hip-hop artists rap on their songs. They are rappers. Dice never stops moving either. One of the reasons I think he hates Gilbert is cause Gilbert made fun of him. Look up Gilbert Gottfried Dice impression. Hilarious.
shakesula21 3 months ago