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  • Hello!!! Nice Chest!!!! LOL

  • hollllllyyy shitt bro i wanna smoke a fat blunt at the spot at the end of the video wow that was beautiful , cant wait to come on your tour one day

  • You said there's some bad road there....where I live it's the same...I was thinking of buying a dual-sport ...I could buy an off-road one but I hate the sound...they pretty much sound like chainsaws :P

    Any recommendations?

  • i keep hearning morse code

    

  • i got statistcs that only 29% of motorcycle accidents that resulted in death were due to drunk drivin from federal highway administation and nation highway safety..

  • *VRRROOOM*".....tunnels." lol!

  • if you ever go into the mountains and film the monkey's let me know, i'll even donate for the private series

  • and monkeys!

  • what kinda ninja do you have

  • at the part when you came across my dog and talked how it just wanted someone to love it, I just couldnt help but walk up to my own dog and cuddle it to death.

  • That's one of a hell awesome idea..

    But I think your T-shirt will shred and you would make a freefal of like.. 50 meters onto water..

    No thx (=

  • hellooo nice chest ^_^

  • 9 minsutes of pointless fun stories and views.

  • Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!! This is the video you were talking about in your Colombian series!!! you were going to that giant buddah and you said you wish you could throw a t-shirt over the wires and go down into the water then you said that you said that before in a different video and now i found it and i won't tell anyone which video it is so you get more views and they can't be lazy and just click on a link. you mention it at 7:48 in this video. Did I do good mordeth? did I?? did I??? haha

  • A.D.D. At its best.

  • @Noel127 yeah, I have A.D.D. myself, and maybe a part of the reason I like his video's is that he gets sidetracked and shows some signs of having A.D.D. :) makes it more fun to listen to. And monkeys!

  • 'that i havent crashed befo- oh ohhhhh sickly dog... sickly dying dog... skin being eat by diseases all you want is some1 to love... dying in pain..'

  • @detdadet97

    double u double u double dot animals dot-helloo nice chest

  • "bipers" ... I think it's a typo because as you can see on the keyboard, the V and B is relatively close to each other. lol.

  • Woah some deep stuff about the dog man!

  • bikers get in wrecks because they dont know what the lines ion the street mean

  • yo make me cry man, that poor doggie :(

  • Heellllooooo NNNNiIIIIICCCCCEEEEE CCCCCHHHHHEEEESSSSTTTT! haha rofl lol soooooooooooo fuuuuunnnnnyyyyyy!

  • I like it how he changes his stats just randomly haha

  • hey m13 do you have A.D.D.? ive seen alot of your videos and in this one you get off topic most of the time coz your attention is easily diverted along the way.. haha

  • Cry

  • It would be awesome if M13 got a monkey and trained or convinced it to go on ride-alongs with him: )

  • lol, you need to start taking supplements for memory bud :p

  • I also put a bicycle bell on my motorcycle...mordeth is awesome!!

  • LOL "Tunnels..." Your bike sounds awesome in tunnels :D

  • read the warnings carefully mordeth "snakes and monkey" and you still wanna slide down the power line, not cool when you got electrocuted fell down the water, biten by snake, r**ed by monkeys after you reach the small island in the middle. hahha... peace man!

  • lol... animalsohwownicechest(dot)org.­....lol

  • wahahahaa "hello, nice chest!''

  • the way you talk about dogs is so exostencial sometimes..

  • @stoopefy

    And? Why let animals suffer?

  • ok Im thinking of buying a Ninja 125 for my birthday next year which Im 16 do you think i should get the bike or do you think i should keep the money for when Im 18 and get a bigger bike

  • @staffordshirebull909 start with a small bike, you have plenty of years ahead to buy bigger bikes. i'd recommend a bike you wont worry too much about dropping.

  • @staffordshirebull909 Start with at least a 600, it will fit you for years. Plus, you only live once.

  • i went to a motorcycle school, and they said don't wear full face helmets because it's easier to snap your neck

  • @zeeksmitty I went to the MSF course here in California and they said wear a full face and the neck breaking thing is a myth...I suppose it just depends on where you are and who you talk to.

  • dam im gonna go to taiwan and translate shit... fuckin bipers wtf

  • Tunnel.

  • I enjoyed this video but there is at most 2mins of relevant info in it!

  • "This one time I went down on a bike" ><

  • You are so attetion deficet in this video.

  • and mordeth13-hello nice chest!! rofl

  • Have you ever been in any serious crashes?

  • "60 of them were drunk and standing on their seats"

    LOL

  • -pins the shit out of it- comes out of the tunnel "tunnels" lol

  • lets hope they dont eat it

  • Nice view !

  • whoa nice chest hahaha

  • hello, nice chest. lol

  • Bipers & Monkeys LMAO!!!

  • every 1 keeps telling me to not buy 1

  • who is using a morse code machine at 8:10

  • Small mountains covered in monkeys! IM GOING TO TAIWAN!

  • ADD, much? lol

  • 7:46. Arby's.

  • Wow he gets sidetracked easily!

  • @kcj1993 Can't really blame him trying to ride a bike safely while carrying on a conversation- Takes a lot more coordination than a car!

  • @kcj1993 hahaha that's the beauty of his vlogs!

  • @MidnightCruising Heh. I don't even remember baking this comment. Also, you interrupted me watching m13's latest video.

  • a man wot bike do u hav it sounds reali gud in that tunnal

  • Hey mordeth you should jus put in the beginning of all your vids that your canadian and have been in tiawan teachin english for 10 years so you dont get every third person saying why are u in tiawan, i thought u were in a the states? im confused sort of thing.

  • FUCKING PISSED MY SELF AT "Ohh hello nice chest!" xD

    Dude, love your videos :D

  • I'll be carefull and monkeys thank you! i love your vids :D

  • wooden bar that comes down? -> a boom gate

  • When he started walking it felt like a virtual reality game. lol

  • what do you mean by S.D ???

  • Yeah my parents are really against me getting a bike but i tell em ima get it anyway. they tell me save for the damn bike instead of clothes lol. but i know i should buy my gear first.....=D

  • i did the same thing my dad was ok with it my mom thought i would die lol

  • I'm not getting a bike until early next-year, but I still go round all the bike shops now to try on all the gear and pick odd bits up. I figure I'm best a) spending a bit at a time rather than buying it all at once b) taking advantage of special offers that won't be on later c) making sure that I get the best fitting, most comfortable gear rather than rushing out at the last minute and just buying whatever they have in the first shop I come to.

  • I specialize in trauma and have found just what Mordeath is saying. By and large we see a lot of the drivers of motorcycles are drunk or are wearing one of those half helmets/brain buckets. Those make up about 60-70% of the motorcycle wrecks we see. Most of the others are either noobs or ones where a car pulls out in front of the rider.

  • I just think it looks so relaxing driving up a mountain road like that..

    I'm taking my lisence next year and getting the Kawazaki ZX6R.. unfortunately the law in my country(Norway) say that before the age of 21 you cant drive bikes with more power than 34 bhp, so it'll be two agonising years with a 34 bhp bike waiting to be unleashed. Looking forwards to the day I can unlock the 130 or so horses that live in that bike, though :-)

  • Ha ha ha destrracted by monkeys:-)

    

    I am seriesly thinkiing about taking the motercycle license, and then bying a Yamaha FZ6 600cc

  • Well... People don't just go onto youtube and watch some videos and say, "I'm going to go spend $6000 on a motorcycle." If someones watching a lot of videos about motorcycles, chances are that they where already thinking about buying one. You're more like an encourager.

  • It's crazy that people spend thousands on a motorcycle and nothing on protection. If you can afford to pay big bucks for a motorcycle then you can afford to pay a few hundred for the protective gear.

    Some riders are just STUPID!!!

  • hahaha "yea but he was drunk and standing on his seat!"

  • My friend bought a bike few days ago, and guess what he was wearing, T-shirt sandals, he asked me to borrow him my shoes lol luckily he had a helmet.

  • "i went down on a bike once...."

    innuendo...

  • thats some beautiful scenery

  • yeah, I was even thinking whether Mordeth is a native english speaker or...? what you are doing in Taiwan? how you got there?

  • He's a Canadian that's been living in Taiwan teaching students English for 10 years now.

  • haha hello nice chest

  • "hello nice chest" lol

  • poor dog :(

  • and...monkys xD

  • my first bike goes backwards really strange huh? well im gonna get a dr125 im interested in green laing and stuff

  • I like that when you drive through the mountains it says watch out for snakes and monkeys. When I drive through the mountains there are signs saying watch out for bears and mountain lions.

    The only time I see snakes is when I am further south and they lay on the side of the road in the sun. Usually they are rattle snakes whcih makes it funner when ur with friends and they shit themselves when they start to rattle when you walk up to get a picture of it.

  • "this one time when i went down on a bike" now im a little suspicouse of what you do in your spare time mordeth. lol

  • "be responsible and... monkeys" that has to be one of the best quotes ever...

    another great video

  • Monkeys rule

  • tunnels ^^

  • I agree! Does mordeth have some unknown fear of tunnels?

  • Nah, he just loves the sound of his bike when he passes trough one, like me :)

  • Those guys close to the water spot looked cute.  =)

  • haha tee shirt thing was funny, maybe if your last name was bond, then it'd probably be a good idea...

  • Out here in Indiana most of the drunk motorcycle accidents are caused by the drivers of cars plus high speed roads. That's what really keeps me from biking. Love your videos. I should do a car vlog in my mustang...

  • "forgets to pay, heh heh"

  • frowning face on stairs!!!

    time--> 7:31

  • i love it how he wonders from the conversation and then forgets what he's talking about for a while.................my dad stopped me getting a bike when i was 16. no i am 37 and have 20 years car driving behind me i have finally got me a bike. i have so much road sense now which is good. great vids.

  • Did you eventually get the video of the monkeys? Cause i really wana see it! hahaha!

  • And...  Monkeys!

  • i saw that movie with the guy with sandels and a tshirt , he was riding a hayabusa

  • hey im tryn to get my parents to let me buy a motorcycle and they say no because it "is so dangerous" but like you said most of the crashes r from drunk driving right? wut do u think bout all of tht?

  • all parents (especially mums) will say that

  • yea my parents are really against motorcycle riding, even though they rode motorcycles lots before when they were young..... so yea lol

  • Read the statistics, They only say that becoz its all you hear on the news. Like yes they are "more" dangerous then a car in some ways, but they are not Dangerous, Its only the rider who makes a bike dangerous.

    I seen a video M13 posted where it was a head on callision motorcyclist vs a Van and the Moto rider flu over the van and slid across the ground with a few bruises while the driver of the van died on impact or something. In that case is was safer. Just try and piont out the good sides.

  • Best example of ADD

  • Every man reacts like that rofl, "double U double U.. NICE CHEST" xD

  • xD i was gonna buy a bike thts why i started watchin ur vids startin frm the how to ride bike vids haha

  • Not me, I'm still deciding should whether I should stick with 50cc scooter with Yosh exhaust and maybe a big carb kit in the future, or should I go for the 250cc one ...

  • 250 250!!!

  • Yeah, one day ...

  • cangratulations with youre baby !

  • Great videos... :)

    I want to buy bike, but the problem is money. I wan`t some quality stuff, and am attracted to supermoto bikes, like yamaha wr 250x and similar.

    But the problem is that I can`t even afford new yamaha xt125x,

    I`ll try to find some 4-5 years old 250ccm supermoto, and learn biking, having fun on streets of my town...I hope it will be soon :/

  • sorry but i have to say this... m13 u look like a crazy man u where talking about your crashes and you said that on any accident u get hurt but you at the last moment in the video u forgot, what where you talking about haha sorry. I lovee u videos. sarry 4 my english haha

  • rofl... u like sped in tunnel with such a violent acceleration.. but when u come out u sed so calm " tunnels"

    2;21-2;32... lmao ! ha

  • A.D.D. much? lol

  • 15 is the legal age to own a motorbike / car in New Zealand.

    Im getting one sooner than like, everyone :P

  • hehe monkeys

  • "Tunnel."

  • barrier

  • dude, you talk to your camera like i talk to my friends. start talking about one thing, then get off focus and completely forget what the main topic was. although, i've got to say, between your videos and the captain crash videos, i've learned more about bikes in one hour than i have over the last 2 months. good videos, and i'll recommend you to anyone that is interested in getting into the sport.

  • theres a saying ''there are people who've been down and people who are goin down''

  • That tunnel thing was cool.

  • Agreed on the full faced helmet thing, I'm 17 and spent £200+ on my helmet, got home and my mates like "Why? you can get them for £30" i just said, right off the bat "So you value your head at £30?". Spend as much as you can

  • 7:41 great spot to relax and smoke a little reefer

  • i'm thinking on buying a ninja 250R....=)

  • haha me 3 im getting it as soon as i turn 18 because my parents wont let me right now, 8 more months

  • Tewan is a beautiful place nice view

  • Taiwan kicks ass. Mordeth rules. Hopefully your marriage is going well. If you can add some new videos to your website! (Fuck YouTube! They SUCK!) I check your site every day... peace man.

  • fullface helmet saved my life this winter.

  • Tunnels....

  • brrrrrmmmmm.....BBBEEEEERRRRRR­RRRRRRHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....­.."tunnel"

  • haha loled at that too

  • It's hard not to ;)

  • totally 100% true about the full face helmet thing - you need one - when I dropped my scooter for the first time at about 60mph I got that adrenaline slow mo matrix type thing people talk about where time slows down and as the helmet hit the ground (where my face would have been if it was open) I remember thinking "gee, I'm sure glad I spent the extra 30 to get the full face helmet with this bike, not the open one.."

    I was fine btw :) (thanks to the full face helmet!!)

  • What's the S.D. series?

  • Sherman Dam Series

  • i dont think you should feel guilty about it. most people stumble upon you cuz they're already interested in motorcycles

    ayway, ive decided to get the suzuki sv650s for my first bike. i plan to take the msf course first though. you dont think the suzuki would be to fast do you? i hope not cuz i'm gettin it regardless :)

  • Hey M13 love the videos man. I'm really interested in getting a bike myself soon. I was just wondering if you could recommend some starter bike for complete beginners.

    In one of your vids I think you mentioned you owned a Yamaha cruiser before you got your Ninja, I really like the Virago/Dragstar style. Just looking for some advice any input would be much appreciated. Keep up the good work. Thanks.

  • for an absolute beginner i would take MSF and get a 250. if you have experience on a dirt bike not putting around in a yard on a little pw50 im talking ridding trails or track for at least a couple of years and are able to shift and know how to brake and such i would recommend a 500 or a 650R and of course MSF.

    if your new to street riding MSF is a necessity.

  • Thanks for the reply. I'm Irish and MSF doesnt exist here. Im a complete beginner. Never even rode a dirt bike. Would it be better to start on a cruiser style rather than a racing stly bike or does it matter?

  • well it all depends on what riding you want to do. just start on a kawasaki ninja 250R or any other small little two cylinder bike and you should be good i recommend finding a friend with a small or decent sized dirt bike and getting the hang of shifting and gear control and the same applies to a street bike. you dont need to get any fancy or brand new bike as most likely you will wreck at some its inevitable as seeing we are on two wheels and you will eventually loose your balance.

  • Buy something cheap and small for your first bike. Just get the cheapest safe bike you can find.

  • not to small though my first ride was a ar50 powered banded lol there was always times id be thrown off it like a horse one time into a canal :P was mostly cos it was too light , i find 250s are ideal but can strain for power specially for overtaking and can be dangerious if theres to many braindead car drivers around, a 500 is perfect i think if your over 20 for a first buy but thats from my experience

  • haha MONKEYS

  • I watched all of your motorbike videos and I loved them. ;) So keep them coming. :P

  • Man, the landscape is really nice down there.

    You probably looked like a goon talking to yourself with a helmet on. Lol.

  • Easily the best biker video on youtube. Great views, great commentary, great bike, and the ending was priceless! Nice work.

  • i think the alcohol thing has to do with drunk people in cars to cause they wont even see a motorcycle.

  • I'd feel weird walking around with a helmet around when I walk .

    you realize how silly it looks waving your hands around and stuff, its like just that side of being seen as just using a hands free you know

  • His videos are great but when he says he crashed he didnt subtain any brain damage did he?

  • you can shift like that bt the problem is you rly fuck up your gear box try it with a honda mt5 for a year or so

  • that was a nice view, and a good idea!

  • dude that whas the colest funnys video lol i love this vid

  • lol ppl must think u r crazy talking to yourself

  • look out for those bipers

  • do u have ADD

  • i was going to ask you i was going to buy a suzuki gsxr 600 do you have to hold the clutch down to shift up cause i saw on your other viedio you didnt the only time you held down the clutch only to shift down

  • yes hold it down all the time u shift

  • Not necessarily true. You can safely shift without clutching if you learn your machine. You can switch gears without clutching by simply doing this. You engage the clutch to drop into first gear. As you gather speed you put very very slight pressure on the shifter. when the engine rpms synchronize with the trans it will simply slide into the next gear smoothly. You can do this through each gear. this is often called speed shifting

  • u can fuck up ur bike dude

  • Not true at all. any vehicle with a clutch can shift without having the clutch engaged if you do it properly. Big rigs only clutch first gear. Look into speed shifting.

  • no no even with bikes

  • If you don`t want to brake your gearbox. You can do it but box don`t like that too much.

  • haha! I was thinking the exact same thing about using it as a zipwire down to the island. That would be awesome! Great video and amazing scenery. Thanks for showing it

  • can u read chinese??

  • Yeah he can read and speak Chinese.

  • wow you got off topic easily

  • nice vid, lol i got those cafe style chairs XD

  • i wonder how many riders bite their tongues while riding...

    mouth guards anyone?

  • Great video, I'm making a call to book my learners test soon for my bike as I'm sick of driving into the city/train station and sitting on the train with jerks all day. Have you used a backpack before to carry clothes? I think I'd need one when I travel to work each day to change shoes .. actually spose I could just leave a pair at work! But in anycase, does having a backpack alter the way you ride much? Thanks :)

  • Backpacks can complicate accidents....get a tank bag...it's safer and more comfortable.

  • Not to be nitpicky and call you on it or anything, but how do backpacks complicate motorcycle accidents?

  • It's essential that you are able to roll without being restricted or you have a higher risk of injury.