John "World's wildest police videos" Bunnell! I'm surprised he didnt say something like "This thief thought he could swim away! But the only thing he'll be swimming in is sperm, in county jail!"
I hate these fucking show, there IS NO SOUND from the chopper cam and the chatter from the "chopper observer" is dubbed in at the studio and they ware out a entire squealing tire sound effects tape on every episode.
I love his voice - compared to british accented narrators of "CopsCarsandCrashes" - british channel putting their spoken shit on top of US taped clips.
and once again niggers wonder why they have such a bad fucking name, "what the difference between a dead dog laying in the road and a dead nigger laying in the road? the dead dog has tread marks leading up to it"
@ch3ck3r3dbull3ts ur just a purebred asshole arent u? ur not making urself look any cooler and wth r u accomplishing? It's not like people are gonna be all ''Ohhh good comeback cuz u sed niggers.'' they're gonna say ''What a fucking douchebag get ur ass outta the 1930's and start respectin people.'' .. And Mr. Geeky?! wth? u talk about lame comebacks and u say Mr. Geeky?
@DavidWellz may be an asshole towards then only because they and the other immigrants in our country erserve to be ruffed up, when they come here and get better treatment then true born americans, and i never thought i was cool for saying niggers either that was your inbre fucked up brain that came up with that one, and by the way im kinda stuck in 2010 right now but once you figure out how you think i was in the 30s let me know,
@DavidWellz and when you have something to say that doesnt make everyone that leaves a comment feel more stupid after reading what you had to write, then come back but i know that wont ever happen so go back and bury yourself in that well thats in your name
@DavidWellz also obviously someone posted this video up for people to see and youtube made it so you can leave comments so people can put their oppinions on the video , and im sure im not the only one that thinks the way i do so basically if you got a problem its your fucking problem and your pissing in the wind if you think your 12year old lil sisters speech is offending em in any way, when your in the military your get alot tuffer skin then your faggot ass
ok lets take ALL his wages.. force him to live on nothing...that way he has to go out and steal again to have something for himself to live on, cuz we all know we can get free food, clothing and housing!! yes that is brilliant too!! you fuckhead toolbox get an imagination and try to solve todays issues not go by the system that has proven a failure for 200 years now.
ok sould they take his wages or throw him in jail... cuz we all know what wonderful rehab jail is!! did you know that in most states prisons are privatized, and recieve anywhere from 40-60grand per inmate for their care?? I don't know about you but I could live pretty good on 40-60 a year, and those inmates get next to nothing so I think jail/prison is out of the question, we need this thief rehabbed not thrown in with the scum of society to learn to be harder and more criminalized...
see?? these gung ho cops fucking tool mutherfuckers, could have just closed a road somewheres and radioed in on him but instead it costs someone 1000's in insurance for a wrecked car.
You've got that wrong, it's all down to the scumbag thief, he should have stopped as soon as he seen the police, but instead the coward took off. They should make him work and all of his wages go direct to the owner of the car until he can get a brand new replacement. Then throw the scum in jail to rot.
DAMN i bet he stole a bunch of porn DVDs
BladeOfForsaken 1 week ago
black people dont know how to swim..
L4ctose 1 week ago
what a moron...
drummerboymagic92 2 weeks ago
HAHA LMAO THE TWO K-9 WERE BARKING AT EACH OTHER..! BTW I HATE PEOPLE THAT WRITE IN CAPS UGHHH.0_O
LATINRAFFI4 2 weeks ago
lol did he think the cops were gonna SWIM after him? They just went round the other side and waited!
Eldomina22 3 weeks ago
hahaha this guy been too much grand theft auto
rangersinthefinal 3 weeks ago
that was about as much air as i get when getting out of bed
holdthepipe 1 month ago
Deputy Bulldyke.
MydogTobes 1 month ago
0:28 ... NASCAR??
jackyhappy26 2 months ago
this brand new sedan was stolen just moments AGO.
MrMattnethan 2 months ago
Yeah, I can't get away by car, I'll try swimming...
fi9ueroa 2 months ago
If he would have gotten tazed while in the water, would all the fish in there get tazed too?
hullinger 2 months ago
im surprised he knew how to swim
SkiTheNW 2 months ago
0;27 ROAD HOUSE
MrSmithyistheman 2 months ago
The deputy is hot!
oldfart387 2 months ago
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@oldfart387 SHE LOOKS LIKE A DYKE
gregboyds 2 months ago
Didn't grand theft auto teach you anything? WATER BAD!
UOGSammich 2 months ago
Black guys cant swim ;D
DjOver9000 3 months ago
Cop: If you don't come out of the water I'm going to call the attack sharks in.
cmanmaxwell 3 months ago
Damned nigger goes in black and comes out white hahaha. Maybe all them niggers need a wash hahaha
neegerh8tr 3 months ago
my grandma can drive faster.. and swim faster..
nonoobs113 3 months ago
thats what that bitch gets!! learn to works for your shit instead of steal in. cause yow your asshole is whats going to be worked while you in jail!!
Xmonsterman666X 3 months ago
Why do they always cut away when the cuffs are about to go on lol. BOOM!! headshot.
bigGTAfan 3 months ago
Nice are they making cars with kitchens built in now?
riffdex69 3 months ago
fuck that police woman.
jujitsuman68 4 months ago
i would have just stayed in the lake and made them come in and get me
miamiwax 4 months ago 2
nigga cant swim.
wolfteam121213 4 months ago 5
A fully clothed bad swimmer will NEVER outrun a fat cop on foot (with a dog).
Polydynamix 5 months ago 2
Should have let the dogs have him. One other thing, if I had that hot deputy wanting me, I'd have done whatever she wanted.
oldfart387 5 months ago
BITE HIS ASS!!!!
Phantom4ScreamWorks 5 months ago
I like how you can hear him swim from the helicopter
tmaq97 5 months ago
3 furious swings to his head with an aluminum baseball bat would have saved everybody alot of money and future grief....
aaaredskin 5 months ago
I wasn't surprised that the thief was black.
zollopollo2 5 months ago
@zollopollo2 i wasn't either, i was however surprised he jumped in the water for no reason, i thought black people were scared of water...
basspliff187 5 months ago
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(hint: control with arrow keys or #pad pick up flashing dots)
enjoy das stig
stig422 5 months ago
Black man cant swim
thedriver97 5 months ago 2
1:56 Dog on the left is just barking at the other dog.
Euugor 5 months ago
@Euugor yeah but if he tried to run they would chase his as sand tear him up
Swangin84sn83s 5 months ago
I like how at the end the cop has the two dogs barking at each other.
1968bigcity 6 months ago
cars arent built to fly? what a homo
jupitersmoonz 6 months ago
@jupitersmoonz I caught more AIR in my Civic and its fine.
liberalinthedesertaz 6 months ago
he was so scared that he had to take a quick dump in the water so that nobody could see.
ExtraTerrestrials 6 months ago
wtf this guy is a dumbass why crash on the left and swim to the right
smokey21TEK 6 months ago
dddddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg
love4april 6 months ago
uk lockpickers for all tools
lockpicks08 6 months ago
I hate the cops.
SlowNeon1 6 months ago
Had to be black
Trunk8 6 months ago
"Cars aren't built to fly." NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
JuniorJoost 6 months ago
Nobody need a Rearbumber , when Cops fucked you up
Daishee 6 months ago
BLACK MAN NO CAN SWIM. NO CHIKIN.
iceman977th 7 months ago
what if that pond was filled with piranha or alligator or snapping turtle. he'd a been in deep dookey ....funny funny funny!
deepseadirt1 7 months ago
did anyone else notice the dogs barking at each other?
CombaticusGOW 7 months ago 2
What happens if yu stay in the water? Lol
already getting arrested for fleeing so why not
CamaroHappy 7 months ago
@CamaroHappy lolz I would make the cops jump in the water too, what are they going to do shoot you?
liberalinthedesertaz 6 months ago
Car's aren't built to fly lol
jboy631 7 months ago
he did it for teh lulz
jasonking959 7 months ago
Niggers...
Alberthcore 7 months ago
I think he ditched a gun in the pond
ambiguous1346 7 months ago
I find it interesting they can hear the tires squeal and the sirens, 100 feet in the air, in a helicopter over the rotors
hauntedmemorie 7 months ago
@hauntedmemorie
Yeah, there's a disclaimer on the show that says they actually add sound effects to the videos.
danielalien 7 months ago
please let the dogs go!
tcmlr 7 months ago
Love the way they didn't all jump on him, who wants to get wet?!
DavidMcMahon1 7 months ago
what a fucking awful swimmer
Moppy1988 8 months ago 28
@Moppy1988 hahaha I like the fact your not amazed by his stupidity, but rather of his inability to front crawl effectively
PartulaRevenge 7 months ago
@PartulaRevenge it is far easier to learn how to swim than it is to be that stupid
Moppy1988 7 months ago
@Moppy1988 Hes black what do you expect lol
TheNorthernSoulKing 5 months ago
@TheNorthernSoulKing swimming is the running of the sea, I expected him to be a motherfucking boss at it
Moppy1988 5 months ago
@Moppy1988 they hate water if they want to steal or shoot someone just get a bucket of water and threaten them with it and than they will behave
TheNorthernSoulKing 5 months ago
@TheNorthernSoulKing So they're the wicked witch of the west?
Moppy1988 5 months ago
@Moppy1988
not that easy to swing with your pants hanging 2 feet underneath your ass
amnesiabubble 4 months ago 31
@amnesiabubble ahahaahaha with also a shit 2 feet below his dick
alexalex736 3 months ago
@alexalex736
xD
amnesiabubble 3 months ago
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chadberry75 8 months ago
Just like GTA!
routnex 8 months ago 2
The sound FX are really awkward
Videophilmer 8 months ago
Does anyone else hope that, if their car is stolen, the cops don't chase the person driving it?
roadragecustoms 9 months ago
Somebody played too much GTA here..
Lelem2 9 months ago
lady cop go to a ladies hairdresser!
not the local barber!
marktimmer2212 9 months ago
This poeple dondt think,......
wodanowitz 9 months ago
Wooo good catch for police i feel bad for the owners new flooded car.
Brandan09997 9 months ago
why would you swim across??
dude, run around the lake for fuck sakes.
R0o0g3r 9 months ago
White folks cant jump. Black folks cant swim.
Ever seen a black person swimming at the Olympics?
I did. He was from Equatorial Guinea. Swam about 10 years ago.
Funniest thing iv'e ever seen.
NASAsCO2LIES 9 months ago 2
@NASAsCO2LIES I remember watching that live. way to be a d-bag, d-bag.
sarsekim 9 months ago
@NASAsCO2LIES you have never heard of Cullen Jones, have you...
Sevoness 9 months ago
He should have folllowed through with that Burger King application.
cosg9531 10 months ago
Gotta love dumb people :)
Jeger75 10 months ago
OMG, A left turn !!!
MUDSWAT 10 months ago
if he wasnt wearing them damb pants down to his ankles, he might have been able to swim a bit faster. but still get caught. idiots
flecur08 10 months ago 2
U can c he got rid of drugs or something haha, cops are stupid! if u got shit just crash into a body of water and ditch it lmao!
jakers789456 10 months ago
I thought , black guys cant swim... then at 2:00 i saw he was white...
mage101aoe 11 months ago
what a fucking bell end LMFAO
painsey 11 months ago
ALLIGATOR!
usaTrini 11 months ago
1:18 "Cars aren't built to fly"
I did not know that
ScratchGuy 11 months ago
@ScratchGuy I just though they were built to swim.
DjOver9000 11 months ago
lesbo cop made me wet says car thief.
Steve7508 11 months ago
He knew the dogs could swim so he didn't go back in the water.
bparker65 11 months ago
All these dubbed-in sounds of squealing tires and shit make this SOOO lame.
tellmeitsnottaken 11 months ago
Wheres an ALLIGATOR when you want one...
darkpanther436 1 year ago
Wheres aan ALLIGATOR when you want one...
darkpanther436 1 year ago
hey is that Kimbo Slice?
yetibiker08 1 year ago
that first cop looks like a lil boy
TheStunna420 1 year ago
black people
hamslam100 1 year ago
he might have been able to run and swim faster if he hadn't been wearing clothes 3 times his size...
mrplease66 1 year ago
too much GTA
71tankerman 1 year ago
the brain !!
baracuda4004 1 year ago
the theying that makes me hate these videos, is that cheesy guy over exaggerating everything, and the added soundfx to everything
SightlyAbyss 1 year ago
John "World's wildest police videos" Bunnell! I'm surprised he didnt say something like "This thief thought he could swim away! But the only thing he'll be swimming in is sperm, in county jail!"
kanemura93 1 year ago 64
@kanemura93 "I hope you like the taste of prison food...and penis"
TheZbeast 7 months ago
@kanemura93 funniest fuckin thing ive read all day
iTzvenge 6 months ago
@iTzvenge Thank you sir.
kanemura93 6 months ago
@kanemura93 LMFAO!
joerox135 5 months ago
Do ya think Officer Tiffany Murphy likes girls?
WentUpInAPuffOfSmoke 1 year ago 2
@WentUpInAPuffOfSmoke That's what I was thinkin hahaha
skatersRgay1993 1 year ago
Wow hes black, what a surprise
Danjaboyz 1 year ago 2
@Danjaboyz hey, not all of use are like this dumb ass. i'm black, but I'm s good as they come.
Darkkefka 1 year ago
@Darkkefka yeah i know i was only joking. Sorry if i offended you :)
Danjaboyz 1 year ago
@Danjaboyz nah, it's cool.
Darkkefka 1 year ago
did he die?
dbedford999 1 year ago
Comon he was late for work and than realized he forgot to take a bath so he figured when in the water and all...
hellabeluzia 1 year ago
That lake has had it's fair share of stray balls lately
LtRobertRoto 1 year ago
who the fuck steals a car in pure day light ?
unclepic1 1 year ago
GTA MODE-ACTIVATE!
Moopzoo 1 year ago
NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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urgencyharviefcem 1 year ago
Not golden medal for losers....
USJew 1 year ago
that was my drunk ass dad driving. he rocks!
andygerard09 1 year ago
did he hit someone??????
robfoard111 1 year ago
Come on perp - be a hero - get you some!!!!!!
Earthlinked 1 year ago
I hate these fucking show, there IS NO SOUND from the chopper cam and the chatter from the "chopper observer" is dubbed in at the studio and they ware out a entire squealing tire sound effects tape on every episode.
carlosmurphy4u 1 year ago 2
niko bellic was driving
MaybexIllxLikexYou 1 year ago
That guy was freaking stupid on jumpin into a lake to out swim the cops.....
s0kaldaddy 1 year ago
pf. dyke.
gbmbPurple222 1 year ago
"cars aren't built to fly"... no shit...
GreatThunder1 1 year ago
He went swimming rather than just go around????
Zblj1987 1 year ago
Too bad there weren't gators in that water. Would have been another problem solved.
johayn 1 year ago
omg, is the water okay?
scarface4724 1 year ago
lol, the 2 dogs was barkin at each other. Good time to run.
FireAce44 1 year ago
haha, what a nooob driiver
Nevoexpo 1 year ago
dumb cops!
stampen89 1 year ago
haha those dogs didnt give a shit about that guy. they were barkin at eachother haha
95chevyboy 1 year ago
Why not chasing only with the copter?
#1 not crashed stolen car
#2 thief(s) arrested at own place
HannibalHun 1 year ago
miggers
Dupe16118 1 year ago
We all know black people can't swim.
Nirvalica 1 year ago 3
@Nirvalica lol true true ive seen so many blacks try to swi,m but cant
viper19735 1 year ago
Would've been more fun if they let the dogs play with him for a while.
OhReallyNoWai 1 year ago
most theatrical commentators in the world
skatepeak 1 year ago
Indianapolis, Indiana
driveit101 1 year ago
I love the pilot's reaction to him turning at 0:26 left turn, LEFT TURN!!
SEWegman 1 year ago
I feel really sorry for that car!
TheFastestSrbin 1 year ago
That chick has the most gay boyband haircut i've ever seen.
olihill101 1 year ago
I hate john bunnell's voice.
belizetj 1 year ago 68
@belizetj thats funny , I was just thinking that.....cant stand Mr Johnny drama
mrsmelzbad 1 year ago
@belizetj quote "I hate john bunnell's voice."
I love his voice - compared to british accented narrators of "CopsCarsandCrashes" - british channel putting their spoken shit on top of US taped clips.
yuowatcher 9 months ago
@belizetj he should be arrested for crimes on puns the twat
Ulstergunner 9 months ago
stupid guy, black guys can't swim.
redman8903 1 year ago
Stupid ass nigga
gpo746 1 year ago
dogs looked like they wanted to kill each other more than the car thief
brooklynnite86 1 year ago
how stupid you must to be to doing this, typical American.
strange! they didnt kill him!
stupid americans
Yabastin 1 year ago 2
hah no escape!!!!!!!
jejemonbuster159 1 year ago
i hate this motherfucker with his smarmouth's puns!!!!!!
stradhex 1 year ago
hah he swim
gangbangerTR 1 year ago
Wait?
What?
Cars aren't built to fly?
Who knew??
I hate that fuckhead!
the26thhour 1 year ago
Dive if you cant drive... Eeeh no... Nvm
Japp38ja 1 year ago
Now that's some brilliant logic......
isaacnd200 1 year ago
only on this planet will you find dogs leashed up by pigs
HG2013 1 year ago
Youtube arguments; solving real world problems since 2005
BIueharvest 1 year ago
and once again niggers wonder why they have such a bad fucking name, "what the difference between a dead dog laying in the road and a dead nigger laying in the road? the dead dog has tread marks leading up to it"
ch3ck3r3dbull3ts 1 year ago
@ch3ck3r3dbull3ts ur just a purebred asshole arent u? ur not making urself look any cooler and wth r u accomplishing? It's not like people are gonna be all ''Ohhh good comeback cuz u sed niggers.'' they're gonna say ''What a fucking douchebag get ur ass outta the 1930's and start respectin people.'' .. And Mr. Geeky?! wth? u talk about lame comebacks and u say Mr. Geeky?
DavidWellz 1 year ago
@DavidWellz may be an asshole towards then only because they and the other immigrants in our country erserve to be ruffed up, when they come here and get better treatment then true born americans, and i never thought i was cool for saying niggers either that was your inbre fucked up brain that came up with that one, and by the way im kinda stuck in 2010 right now but once you figure out how you think i was in the 30s let me know,
ch3ck3r3dbull3ts 1 year ago
@DavidWellz and when you have something to say that doesnt make everyone that leaves a comment feel more stupid after reading what you had to write, then come back but i know that wont ever happen so go back and bury yourself in that well thats in your name
ch3ck3r3dbull3ts 1 year ago
@DavidWellz also obviously someone posted this video up for people to see and youtube made it so you can leave comments so people can put their oppinions on the video , and im sure im not the only one that thinks the way i do so basically if you got a problem its your fucking problem and your pissing in the wind if you think your 12year old lil sisters speech is offending em in any way, when your in the military your get alot tuffer skin then your faggot ass
ch3ck3r3dbull3ts 1 year ago
@ch3ck3r3dbull3ts obviously answering in like 3 paragraphs on how right you are on the internet isn't helping anybody
go cure cancer or something
IGotMyGeekyGlassesOn 1 year ago
He's black... what a shock.
seattle0002 1 year ago
ok lets take ALL his wages.. force him to live on nothing...that way he has to go out and steal again to have something for himself to live on, cuz we all know we can get free food, clothing and housing!! yes that is brilliant too!! you fuckhead toolbox get an imagination and try to solve todays issues not go by the system that has proven a failure for 200 years now.
1baddecepticon 1 year ago
@1baddecepticon
Hey, jail may not rehab the scum, but it keeps them off the streets. Talk about getting an imagination, how about this:
Get caught commiting crime, get sterilized so you can't reproduce future criminals.
Get caught commiting crime a second time, death penalty.
Problem solved with very little cost.
freefallnut 1 year ago
ok sould they take his wages or throw him in jail... cuz we all know what wonderful rehab jail is!! did you know that in most states prisons are privatized, and recieve anywhere from 40-60grand per inmate for their care?? I don't know about you but I could live pretty good on 40-60 a year, and those inmates get next to nothing so I think jail/prison is out of the question, we need this thief rehabbed not thrown in with the scum of society to learn to be harder and more criminalized...
1baddecepticon 1 year ago
see?? these gung ho cops fucking tool mutherfuckers, could have just closed a road somewheres and radioed in on him but instead it costs someone 1000's in insurance for a wrecked car.
1baddecepticon 1 year ago
@1baddecepticon
You've got that wrong, it's all down to the scumbag thief, he should have stopped as soon as he seen the police, but instead the coward took off. They should make him work and all of his wages go direct to the owner of the car until he can get a brand new replacement. Then throw the scum in jail to rot.
freefallnut 1 year ago
1:21 Look at that fool holding up his pants, he obviously hadn't herd the song!
Motorfordtoyota 1 year ago
hahahaha!! LMFAO!
Lynium 1 year ago
did he think that he could swim faster than a cop could run? gasp people these days
Rambowookie 1 year ago
Sheesh, I thought that black guys couldn't swim.
JMARTIN1947 1 year ago 4
hahahahha gta 4 mode
wankeleo 1 year ago 91