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  • DAMN i bet he stole a bunch of porn DVDs

  • black people dont know how to swim..

  • what a moron...

  • HAHA LMAO THE TWO K-9 WERE BARKING AT EACH OTHER..! BTW I HATE PEOPLE THAT WRITE IN CAPS UGHHH.0_O

  • lol did he think the cops were gonna SWIM after him? They just went round the other side and waited!

  • hahaha  this guy been too much grand theft auto

  • that was about as much air as i get when getting out of bed

  • Deputy Bulldyke.

  • 0:28 ... NASCAR??

  • this brand new sedan was stolen just moments AGO.

  • Yeah, I can't get away by car, I'll try swimming...

  • If he would have gotten tazed while in the water, would all the fish in there get tazed too?

  • im surprised he knew how to swim

  • 0;27 ROAD HOUSE

  • The deputy is hot!

  • Didn't grand theft auto teach you anything? WATER BAD!

  • Black guys cant swim ;D

  • Cop: If you don't come out of the water I'm going to call the attack sharks in.

  • Damned nigger goes in black and comes out white hahaha. Maybe all them niggers need a wash hahaha

  • my grandma can drive faster.. and swim faster..

  • thats what that bitch gets!! learn to works for your shit instead of steal in. cause yow your asshole is whats going to be worked while you in jail!!

  • Why do they always cut away when the cuffs are about to go on lol. BOOM!! headshot.

  • Nice are they making cars with kitchens built in now?

  • fuck that police woman.

  • i would have just stayed in the lake and made them come in and get me

  • nigga cant swim.

  • A fully clothed bad swimmer will NEVER outrun a fat cop on foot (with a dog).

  • Should have let the dogs have him. One other thing, if I had that hot deputy wanting me, I'd have done whatever she wanted.

  • BITE HIS ASS!!!!

  • I like how you can hear him swim from the helicopter

  • 3 furious swings to his head with an aluminum baseball bat would have saved everybody alot of money and future grief....

  • I wasn't surprised that the thief was black.

  • @zollopollo2 i wasn't either, i was however surprised he jumped in the water for no reason, i thought black people were scared of water...

  • mash arrow keys while vid plays to play yt game

    (hint: control with arrow keys or #pad pick up flashing dots)

    enjoy das stig

  • Black man cant swim

  • 1:56 Dog on the left is just barking at the other dog.

  • @Euugor yeah but if he tried to run they would chase his as sand tear him up

  • I like how at the end the cop has the two dogs barking at each other.

  • cars arent built to fly? what a homo

  • @jupitersmoonz I caught more AIR in my Civic and its fine.

  • he was so scared that he had to take a quick dump in the water so that nobody could see.

  • wtf this guy is a dumbass why crash on the left and swim to the right

  • dddddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg­gggggggggg

  • uk lockpickers for all tools

  • I hate the cops.

  • Had to be black

  • "Cars aren't built to fly." NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

  • Nobody need a Rearbumber , when Cops fucked you up

  • BLACK MAN NO CAN SWIM. NO CHIKIN.

  • what if that pond was filled with piranha or alligator or snapping turtle. he'd a been in deep dookey ....funny funny funny!

  • did anyone else notice the dogs barking at each other?

  • What happens if yu stay in the water? Lol

    already getting arrested for fleeing so why not

  • @CamaroHappy lolz I would make the cops jump in the water too, what are they going to do shoot you?

  • Car's aren't built to fly lol

  • he did it for teh lulz

  • Niggers...

  • I think he ditched a gun in the pond

  • I find it interesting they can hear the tires squeal and the sirens, 100 feet in the air, in a helicopter over the rotors

  • @hauntedmemorie

    Yeah, there's a disclaimer on the show that says they actually add sound effects to the videos.

  • please let the dogs go!

  • Love the way they didn't all jump on him, who wants to get wet?!

  • what a fucking awful swimmer

  • @Moppy1988 hahaha I like the fact your not amazed by his stupidity, but rather of his inability to front crawl effectively

  • @PartulaRevenge it is far easier to learn how to swim than it is to be that stupid

  • @Moppy1988 Hes black what do you expect lol

  • @TheNorthernSoulKing swimming is the running of the sea, I expected him to be a motherfucking boss at it

  • @Moppy1988 they hate water if they want to steal or shoot someone just get a bucket of water and threaten them with it and than they will behave

  • @TheNorthernSoulKing So they're the wicked witch of the west?

  • @Moppy1988

    not that easy to swing with your pants hanging 2 feet underneath your ass

  • @amnesiabubble ahahaahaha with also a shit 2 feet below his dick

  • @alexalex736

    xD

  • 9.9 9.5 9.3 9.0 8.0 and 6.5.. and they have taken gold.. usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa...

  • Just like GTA!

  • The sound FX are really awkward

  • Does anyone else hope that, if their car is stolen, the cops don't chase the person driving it?

  • Somebody played too much GTA here..

  • lady cop go to a ladies hairdresser!

    not the local barber!

  • This poeple dondt think,......

  • Wooo good catch for police i feel bad for the owners new flooded car.

  • why would you swim across??

    dude, run around the lake for fuck sakes.

  • White folks cant jump. Black folks cant swim.

    Ever seen a black person swimming at the Olympics?

    I did. He was from Equatorial Guinea. Swam about 10 years ago.

    Funniest thing iv'e ever seen.

  • @NASAsCO2LIES I remember watching that live. way to be a d-bag, d-bag.

  • @NASAsCO2LIES you have never heard of Cullen Jones, have you...

  • He should have folllowed through with that Burger King application.

  • Gotta love dumb people :)

  • OMG, A left turn !!!

  • if he wasnt wearing them damb pants down to his ankles, he might have been able to swim a bit faster. but still get caught. idiots

  • U can c he got rid of drugs or something haha, cops are stupid! if u got shit just crash into a body of water and ditch it lmao!

  • I thought , black guys cant swim... then at 2:00 i saw he was white...

  • what a fucking bell end LMFAO

  • ALLIGATOR!

  • 1:18 "Cars aren't built to fly"

    I did not know that

  • @ScratchGuy I just though they were built to swim.

  • lesbo cop made me wet says car thief.

  • He knew the dogs could swim so he didn't go back in the water.

  • All these dubbed-in sounds of squealing tires and shit make this SOOO lame.

  • Wheres an ALLIGATOR when you want one...

  • Wheres aan ALLIGATOR when you want one...

  • hey is that Kimbo Slice?

  • that first cop looks like a lil boy

  • black people

  • he might have been able to run and swim faster if he hadn't been wearing clothes 3 times his size...

  • too much GTA

  • the brain !!

  • the theying that makes me hate these videos, is that cheesy guy over exaggerating everything, and the added soundfx to everything

  • John "World's wildest police videos" Bunnell! I'm surprised he didnt say something like "This thief thought he could swim away! But the only thing he'll be swimming in is sperm, in county jail!"

  • @kanemura93 "I hope you like the taste of prison food...and penis"

  • @kanemura93 funniest fuckin thing ive read all day

  • @iTzvenge Thank you sir.

  • @kanemura93 LMFAO!

  • Do ya think Officer Tiffany Murphy likes girls?

  • @WentUpInAPuffOfSmoke That's what I was thinkin hahaha

  • Wow hes black, what a surprise

  • @Danjaboyz hey, not all of use are like this dumb ass. i'm black, but I'm s good as they come.

  • @Darkkefka yeah i know i was only joking. Sorry if i offended you :)

  • @Danjaboyz nah, it's cool.

  • did he die?

  • Comon he was late for work and than realized he forgot to take a bath so he figured when in the water and all...

  • That lake has had it's fair share of stray balls lately

  • who the fuck steals a car in pure day light ?

  • GTA MODE-ACTIVATE!

  • NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • Not golden medal for losers....

  • that was my drunk ass dad driving. he rocks!

  • did he hit someone??????

  • Come on perp - be a hero - get you some!!!!!!

  • I hate these fucking show, there IS NO SOUND from the chopper cam and the chatter from the "chopper observer" is dubbed in at the studio and they ware out a entire squealing tire sound effects tape on every episode.

  • niko bellic was driving

  • That guy was freaking stupid on jumpin into a lake to out swim the cops.....

  • pf. dyke.

  • "cars aren't built to fly"... no shit...

  • He went swimming rather than just go around????

  • Too bad there weren't gators in that water.  Would have been another problem solved.

  • omg, is the water okay?

  • lol, the 2 dogs was barkin at each other. Good time to run.

  • haha, what a nooob driiver

  • dumb cops!

  • haha those dogs didnt give a shit about that guy. they were barkin at eachother haha

  • Why not chasing only with the copter?

    #1 not crashed stolen car

    #2 thief(s) arrested at own place

  • miggers

  • We all know black people can't swim.

  • @Nirvalica lol true true ive seen so many blacks try to swi,m but cant

  • Would've been more fun if they let the dogs play with him for a while.

  • most theatrical commentators in the world

  • Indianapolis, Indiana

  • I love the pilot's reaction to him turning at 0:26 left turn, LEFT TURN!!

  • I feel really sorry for that car!

  • That chick has the most gay boyband haircut i've ever seen.

  • I hate john bunnell's voice.

  • @belizetj thats funny , I was just thinking that.....cant stand Mr Johnny drama

  • @belizetj quote "I hate john bunnell's voice."

    I love his voice - compared to british accented narrators of "CopsCarsandCrashes" - british channel putting their spoken shit on top of US taped clips.

  • @belizetj he should be arrested for crimes on puns the twat

  • stupid guy, black guys can't swim.

  • Stupid ass nigga

  • dogs looked like they wanted to kill each other more than the car thief

  • how stupid you must to be to doing this, typical American.

    strange! they didnt kill him!

    stupid americans

  • hah no escape!!!!!!!

  • i hate this motherfucker with his smarmouth's puns!!!!!!

  • hah he swim

  • Wait?

    What?

    Cars aren't built to fly?

    Who knew??

    I hate that fuckhead!

  • Dive if you cant drive... Eeeh no... Nvm

  • Now that's some brilliant logic......

  • only on this planet will you find dogs leashed up by pigs

  • Youtube arguments; solving real world problems since 2005

  • and once again niggers wonder why they have such a bad fucking name, "what the difference between a dead dog laying in the road and a dead nigger laying in the road? the dead dog has tread marks leading up to it"

  • @ch3ck3r3dbull3ts ur just a purebred asshole arent u? ur not making urself look any cooler and wth r u accomplishing? It's not like people are gonna be all ''Ohhh good comeback cuz u sed niggers.'' they're gonna say ''What a fucking douchebag get ur ass outta the 1930's and start respectin people.'' .. And Mr. Geeky?! wth? u talk about lame comebacks and u say Mr. Geeky?

  • @DavidWellz may be an asshole towards then only because they and the other immigrants in our country erserve to be ruffed up, when they come here and get better treatment then true born americans, and i never thought i was cool for saying niggers either that was your inbre fucked up brain that came up with that one, and by the way im kinda stuck in 2010 right now but once you figure out how you think i was in the 30s let me know,

  • @DavidWellz and when you have something to say that doesnt make everyone that leaves a comment feel more stupid after reading what you had to write, then come back but i know that wont ever happen so go back and bury yourself in that well thats in your name

  • @DavidWellz also obviously someone posted this video up for people to see and youtube made it so you can leave comments so people can put their oppinions on the video , and im sure im not the only one that thinks the way i do so basically if you got a problem its your fucking problem and your pissing in the wind if you think your 12year old lil sisters speech is offending em in any way, when your in the military your get alot tuffer skin then your faggot ass

  • @ch3ck3r3dbull3ts obviously answering in like 3 paragraphs on how right you are on the internet isn't helping anybody

    go cure cancer or something

  • He's black... what a shock.

  • ok lets take ALL his wages.. force him to live on nothing...that way he has to go out and steal again to have something for himself to live on, cuz we all know we can get free food, clothing and housing!! yes that is brilliant too!! you fuckhead toolbox get an imagination and try to solve todays issues not go by the system that has proven a failure for 200 years now.

  • @1baddecepticon

    Hey, jail may not rehab the scum, but it keeps them off the streets. Talk about getting an imagination, how about this:

    Get caught commiting crime, get sterilized so you can't reproduce future criminals.

    Get caught commiting crime a second time, death penalty.

    Problem solved with very little cost.

  • ok sould they take his wages or throw him in jail... cuz we all know what wonderful rehab jail is!! did you know that in most states prisons are privatized, and recieve anywhere from 40-60grand per inmate for their care?? I don't know about you but I could live pretty good on 40-60 a year, and those inmates get next to nothing so I think jail/prison is out of the question, we need this thief rehabbed not thrown in with the scum of society to learn to be harder and more criminalized...

  • see?? these gung ho cops fucking tool mutherfuckers, could have just closed a road somewheres and radioed in on him but instead it costs someone 1000's in insurance for a wrecked car.

  • @1baddecepticon

    You've got that wrong, it's all down to the scumbag thief, he should have stopped as soon as he seen the police, but instead the coward took off. They should make him work and all of his wages go direct to the owner of the car until he can get a brand new replacement. Then throw the scum in jail to rot.

  • 1:21 Look at that fool holding up his pants, he obviously hadn't herd the song!

  • hahahaha!! LMFAO!

  • did he think that he could swim faster than a cop could run? gasp people these days

  • Sheesh, I thought that black guys couldn't swim.

  • hahahahha gta 4 mode