Dracula ITA di Bram Stoker - Jonathan Harker

[MsStoker666]

too bad they didn't suck him dry before the movie audition...

[EvilHybridAndron]

Jonathan, fai pure il vittimista, Sai quanti vergini mortali venderebbero la propria anima pur di essere al tuo posto? Se Dracula mi avesse affidato nelle mani delle sue tre mogli non sarei certo fuggito. Come si può non accettare le profferte delle tre vampire e godere un’esistenza immortale, lussuriosa e lasciva, vivendo tra le lenzuola delle sue insaziabili amiche. 

[Desmodontinae10]

Before I read the book, I had fallen asleep on the sofa almost every evening. This stopped after reading it (especially after reading the 3rd chapter).

[Gabreya]

Lucky yet poor Jonathan. He's being victimized by three very beautiful yet downright evil vampiresses. The witches! Get off of him! He's mine! ;-)

[bobo25222]

@Gabreya ehhh.... ti piacerebbe eh??

[Gabreya]

@bobo25222 ;) :D

[Desmodontinae10]

@Gabreya I don't understand the way you think, saying that he's yours not mine. Sending roses and your silly dreams... really just a waste of time! Because he's mine ;)

[Gabreya]

@Desmodontinae10 Fat chance! Lol! Or we can come with some sort of a deal. Sharing?! :)