INTERNET TOUGH GUY -- I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE

[Richmunnich]

I am thinking Reilly the Roofer hahahaha

great spoof! I have to e-mail it to him

[trainfart]

You really cant never find a better 137" all ever on youtube lol

:D

[ddsl69]

do u have trisomy 21?

[PanGymyly]

omg you are aaacctttiiinnnggggggg...

[FreddyAndYoda]

Freddy just uploaded a video similar to what you talked about. (PS Freddy think this vid hilarious)

[skidrowratt]

know why i smoke? cos im tough

[CRaZYpOpTaRToo]

I hope you're going to be tougher than the cancer that's going to rape your ass.

[ddsl69]

he is just playin man cool it

[slackskater101]

haha awesome vid

[katt10]

Where did the art/painting vids go man? That shit was awesome.

[ringoireland]

Whats with the shit accent

[subscriber1239]

one of my fav videos of his

[plaedbread]

I like dat shit!!

and boobies

haha

[keymaster2]

I think you did a pretty good accent.

[residentevil4ffix]

that was hilarious 5/5

[TheQuantumObserver]

Awe man that was funny. I saw a girl once that just ate popcorn and had a 5 star rating with like 2,000 subscribers, WTF. Most people suck balls. This is funny.

[123456JOHAMY]

Awesome.

By the way:

Thanks for the subscription!

[ttrop]

lol rolled up paper on fire!

[HellsintowN2]

lol

[hazing420]

total goof right here

[haresgroove]

sweet!

[iggy35]

Hey you look kinda familiar

[blakealexandjordan]

lol! thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[berkeleyyy]

u l be all right

[strawberrywino]

lol

[JJoker231]

GO SUCK EM PAL!!!!

[whitetrashbeotch]

hahahahahaha :) great

[DistraughtMinnie]

HAHAHAHAHA

That is......priceless

[sala19843714]

Wierd, I know, but you look kind of like Brad Pitt in this video....you're welcome

[domtown75]

love the stache

[zezodegrimstone]

Yo!G Ya Talkin Ta ME?LOL

[popliuythj]

*giggle* At first I didn't even Recognize you John!

[whenyagetdrafted]

HAHHAHAH... hahaha.

Why are you so engrossing!?

[problemchild53]

wow, i might not scare you but you scare me! haha! just kidding. that was something else! hahah!

[mmegz]

mustache ride $2

[sisterdusty]

Diggin the spleaf.

Benetio Deltouro + Robert Denero + Jaki Chan = Johnnysmooth.

[gruba2007]

Oh my gosh! You are crazy! Haha

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

**KISSES**

[TeamTwice]

lolll funnyy

[kalila8alisha]

love it... perfect.... you rock.. peace..i'm not goin any where except every where but theres internet access there..

[lyden2006]

holy shit thats a rolled 'cigarette'...nice

[dabeisyin]

good imitation of a jerk. LOL

[avend666]

Go suck your mommy's titties LOL

[robbo674]

You're very silly and silly=funny in my book!!! Keep cracking me up...

[Politics1]

no, you suck my tit!

[ZZupe]

suck my tit ,,,,,lol

[YouSuckJustike2pac]

haha. i know why you did this too. your making fun of that guy who made that video complaining about that clownmcgayman video. and he was holding a ciggarette and sunglasses as well.

[ShotDunyun]

I love this!Hahahahhahaahhah!

[TvPhotog71]

where did u get that dumb ass hitler mustache u dumb ass get a life or ill find one for u

[emochick956]

haha ya that girl who looks in the cam haha that is kinda annoying =]

[RadicalComedy]

I am about to sound cliche...but seriously...this was HYSTERICAL....I am going to stare at the camera too and even with pick tails...It doesnt matter to me if its just pedophiles getting hard ons. At least I would create a safer environment for them so no-one gets hurt. ~Raven(KNOW, I was kidding)

[Noritakaizu]

I loved this. I fuckin pissed myself laughin This was great.Suck on my titties LMFAO.

[sasuke100]

smoking doesnt make u tough, it makes u die!!!! u wanna die? i think not

[sasuke100]

u only have one tit?

[warden999]

Well done mate , i just about pissed my pants.

have you got or ever had a girlfriend??? just wondering

[lazydogs]

Who are heck You?! Do I know you?! You got hairy titties. lol

[girlycase1]

You crack me up!!! Though you did kinda lose momentum but still you had me rollin!!!

[cristedin]

exactly exactly :-))

[englishpuzzle]

too over the top Johnny

[Insanetard]

haha

[saintfletcher]

I laughed too loud in a public internet cafe in a supermarket 5*

[Poetrylover1789]

lol

[HOP4formaldahyde]

Cool dude!

[girlsho]

ya really

[Neigeblackswan]

LMAO!!!!! XD Good... Was the stuffy nose intentional you think?

[danapickens]

Your Hilarious ... awesome.... your always good to watch ! :Dana Ha ha he he ha hea ha LOL

[TheJesterUpdate]

dude thats somefunny azz shat, your cig looks like you rolled it out of bible paper...lmao

[bobcat1115]

Lmao! Hilarious.

[BizkitProductions]

I didn't like it AT ALL. Waaay too forced. I like the idea of the character but omg, it ended up extremely annoying and unfunny because how forced the character was. Just a little criticism.

[EMSlydell]

Puttin'um in their place since 2007

The world needs to get in line to suck your sugar tits.

[Snuilp]

F%^&&# hilarious! 5 Stars! :D

[raconter1]

That'll teach someone to speak their native language on You Tube! LOL..Hilarious, John..Jack

[Trish6of10]

still laughing john!

[YoungMathias573]

hahaha! audacity!

[GrandeMochaLate]

PUNK! LOL When you put your face right into the camera I wanted to smack you. I teach punks like you everyday. Hahaha! Holy shit, you're hilarious! LOL

[stalkher]

wow i'd love to see him suck his tits

[PlasmaDude47]

Lol, I'm scared now!!

[johnneesmooth]

thanks, sonja! hope you're doing okay.

[johnneesmooth]

thanks, Scarlet!

[StyveenPwnz]

Haha Rofl Funny.

[johnneesmooth]

thanks, Styveen!

[billybrews40s]

im on it too john lmfao too a tee i say to a tee lmfao good stuff 5 stars!!! X]

[johnneesmooth]

thanks, billy! i appreciate it.

[maiyana45]

LOL tempted to do a video response, I know who you're referring to. Maybe you should try staring into the camera, speaking a foreign language, looking cute! hehe :)

[johnneesmooth]

lol...it's a homage to the internet tough guy. nothing more. and yes, do a vid response.

[sammas22]

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[ifnwebtvbeta]

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[johnneesmooth]

thanks, beta!

[wysackyjr]

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[ImaOddsock]

i am at a loss for words.......lol

[johnneesmooth]

thanks, Odd! I'll take it.

[garypetersjr]

spot on impression.

[johnneesmooth]

thanks, gary! lots of research went into it.

[iansinsane321boom]

no.

[johnneesmooth]

okay.

[iansinsane321boom]

okay indeed

[SuzyQ6930]

ahahahaahahahahaahahaaaaaaa

Im assuming the guy you were talking to is breastfed?

[johnneesmooth]

lol...no, that was just tough guy talk.

[SuzyQ6930]

LMAO @ Tough Guy talk!

[Vitrisek]

lol ur crazyfunny

[johnneesmooth]

I think so. thanks!

[t3ch4]

Hahaha.. Your crazy...

[johnneesmooth]

definitely.

[Timzero4]

LMFAO!

[johnneesmooth]

thanks, Tim!

[Socksee]

hahahahaha!!!

[johnneesmooth]

thanks, socks!

[themaltesebippy]

LOL!

[johnneesmooth]

thanks, bippy!

[1DRock37167]

You were right, you should have cussed more! I love the outtakes!

[johnneesmooth]

I know. I love to cuss. can't help it.

[OneoftheImmortals]

Yo Mama! ;-{)

[johnneesmooth]

YO MAMA

[UchihaMatt]

All she does is stare at a camera... and she made it as a partner how? Wait does that mean shes getting paid for it too?

[johnneesmooth]

lol...I think so. I wasn't hatin.' She's seems like a nice kid.

[LUVMYKID136]

love it!

[johnneesmooth]

thanks, kid!

[erikmabry]

i miss the titty suckin' days. le sigh

[johnneesmooth]

me, too. seriously.

[ABQdoubleG]

:)

you the man internet tough guy!

[johnneesmooth]

thanks, doubleG!

[jadeevalley]

funny...lol

[johnneesmooth]

thanks, jadee!

[qiranger]

But she gets like 2 million hits off that.

[johnneesmooth]

lol...what? the little girl? I think she does.

[qiranger]

I always see her on the most viewed. I just want to pick up the computer, shake it, and yell, "Say something!"

[dianakazoo]

Your mom had some audacity last NIGHT...how ya gonna top that one, tough guy?

[johnneesmooth]

was that some sort of insult? about my mom?

[dianesmile8]

why does the internet tough guy have the same voice as cartman? :P

[johnneesmooth]

cartman? no way. maybe a little.

[HaleyMary]

lol. Hilarious. Is this going to be a new series of videos or something? :)

[johnneesmooth]

I don't know, maybe. he's fun to do.

[mellowinPA]

LOL What were you smoking? Looks like you rolled it by hand hmmmm lol. Anyway funny as hell! 5*s

[johnneesmooth]

it was just paper rolled up.  I haven't smoked for over a year.