Pick-Up Lines

[Ketarin69]

"Are you new from around here? (Yes) Would you like me to show you around? (No) because I've never met a pretty girl like you :D

[Ketarin69]

"Hello, do you believe in love at first site? (No) me neither... would you like to go out sometime?!" :D

[Ketarin69]

Is your name Gina? Because I want your va-Gina. >:D

[chr1sfenton]

He walked around, so un-confident lol

[TheBalboarocky123]

guy got a nice heavy voice.

[huntersteel306]

i cant remember the song their playing at 0:48 is it Green day, The Killers, or some other song?

[hu0189743]

Best pick up line ever.

INTERCOURSE!!!!!!!!I WANT TO HAVE INTERCOURSE NOW!!!!!

[BeastyJake97]

Do you live on a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise cock.

[143ifly143]

that was dum

[jsa7fellon]

poor guy!

[SuperAlexrios]

it is really painfull to wacth this as men we have to go thru so much crap

[EpicNostra]

Do you want to know a really good working pickup line

Step 1:Have 100$ in your wallet

Step 2:Go to a bar

Step 3:Find a target(girl\boy,other)

Step 4:Can i buy you a drink ?

Important:Works only if you are good looking

[skateprogressweekly]

you come off as a freako pervert

[xxrufi0xx]

Is you're name summer?

Is you are name summer?

your.

[lemanuellsanders]

this shit funny

[TheHighRoller473]

I lost my teddy bear, may I sleep with you

Wanna go behind that rock and get a little boulder

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight

Nice legs, what time do they open?

[ScrubifyHD]

Lol he ran up the escalator xD

[tintin4561]

you made a funny vid and you made all those women happy lol

[Fernandez218]

were you 18 when this was filmed?

[Demonchild6763]

It's. Is your dad a farmer, because you sure know how to raise a cock

[luldopeboy1]

You like peanut butter? ...well...you wanna fuck?

[mikehatesgayassford]

Fake and gay

[Coryfart]

Man: did it hurt

Woman: what

Man: when you fell from heaven

Woman: awwwww

Man: cuz your face is really fucked up

[Brogers673]

{male} wanna get a pizza and Fuck?

{Female} no!

{male} what you dont like pizza?

works everytime on a white chick!!!

for black chicks.

{male} wanna get a bucket of chicken and get busy?

{female} no.

{male} fine fuck u den hoe!!!

she'll be slobbin u in the next 10mins

[aMuZeRhythms]

I've freaking been to that mall before!!!!

[mikeostapenko]

NONE OF pick up lines work. They make you look obvious and stupid. There is a difference in converation opepner and pick up lines. If you are good looking-straight approach will work. If you want to be safe-opinion opener is the best way

[dfrogger11]

He fucking sucks at this

[invad3r1987]

The guys hair is terrible!

[DrWoWdude]

I put the STD in stud, all I need is the U

[DrWoWdude]

I put the STD in stud, all I need is the U

[ModeratelyOkay]

Is that A favor house atlantic or whatever the song is by Coheed and Cambria in the background?

[mikehatesgayassford]

@ModeratelyOkay

its when you were young by the killers



[MrJerryRio]

Really funny video....want more funny? Find Jerry Rio at his "Mr Jerry Rio" channel or the "Thyrdeye" channel for the funniest videos on the tube. This guy is Mr. personality and his "Man On The Street" interviews are awesomely hilarious.

[doggiedog142]

pretty funny. just happy to see fuckin iowa in a video!

[NotARandomName]

i hope this whole video is a joke and not serious, none of them have any idea what they're doing

[zxcv1175]

say idaho slowly

[volcomstreetsk8er]

akkkwaaarddd

[sk8erflipdude]

those are good lines once u know a chick but goin 2 random ones to say that doesn't please em too much

[crispunk45]

Wanna play train? I can sit on your face and you can CHEW CHEW.

[xxMrNoobxx]

There at the Jorden Creek Mall=] Iowa ftw^^

[igotapk]

Cedar Rapids.....wat about us!

[Glenwood2012]

Wow u creston idiots pick up game is bout as bad as ur football. 46-6 glenwood homecoming, get used 2 more of the same

[kiesmith1]

Pretty sure we beat u guys this year in homecoming..ouch..

[ConstipatedAssassin]

The "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" doesn't really make sense cause technically a "fallen angel" is a demon.

[legggggggggy]

@ConstipatedAssassin technically you are a nerd since you analyze this horrible shit!!!!

[Biohazard1999]

@ConstipatedAssassin you sir need to get laid

[TigerissTozz]

@ConstipatedAssassin HEY BITCH U STOLE MY LINE!!!!!!!!!!!

[MagicMan2475]

Lol 3:27

[Etah42]

NO.. the best pick up line is this

you buy something and when they hand you a receipt you say "oh wait theres a problem" and you show it to them and go " your number isnt on it" lol its hilarious when they finally get what you just said.

[Tha89Kid]

ooh thats wicked,if they get it without being confused. i might try this one :)

good one bud.

[MagicMan2475]

Oh dude thats SICK!!!!! Did you come up with that, that is pro

[SleepySkeptic]

Holy shit. I just came up with the greatest anywhere routine after watching this. And this video is hilarious.

[IDK2196]

Was that in Tennessee?What part?I live in Tennessee so...

[KabercrombieK]

its in iowa lol

[dt089]

Lmao he runs up the escalator

[Hunnymuffin321]

aww....the last guy that was interviewed was so mean

[FredJoeUtleyfan26]

Is your name summer cause your pretty hot! NICE!

[paytonthecreator]

so many malls like that in iowa, been to two, one in souix city and the other in iowa city, both have the same scheels with the giant tree

[kindredbladez]

these guys are the biggest fags with no game whatsoever. Man best advice to these fags is to get a sex change, cause these fags are a disgrace to males.

[MagicMan2475]

No theyre not, they actually have confidence, and they have the balls to do this stuff, I bet you couldnt do that

[ShotokanKarateGirl]

lol gr8 vid i've had a couple of pickup lines used in me i just laugh and walk away

[vfgjhj]

Is this Jordan Creek In Des Moines!? I LIVE THERE!!!!!!

[168IQ]

5) They are used to having guys hitting on them so they will have walls up and blow them off imediately because they are not suitable boyfriends.

6) If you look like your to needy and want her to much she will dismiss you as a loser.

7) A girl will never say YES to anyone if she feels uncomfertable at all.

8) You need a reason to just start talking to any girl you don't know or they know you just want to have sex with them.

Look up Pick-up Arts

[168IQ]

Pick-up Lines will don't work for the simple reasons that;

1) It shows your a stranger to interested in her and kind of creepy.

2) Even if she hasn't heard the pick-up line before it will not come off as original and clever because they know you go it from someone else.

3) You can't start a light hearted conversation after with the ackward sensation of the moment.

4) It's so ackward and wierd that she will not take you seriously, think its a joke or your a real creep.

[kinghandlesll]

He needs to look less nervous and look more comfortable.

[madmikeF]

I want to do this. Like not care if I get rejected and try all pickup lines to many different girls

[TheTruth006]

Needs a sequel.

[rsaini1]

ballsy xD

[evilitachigirl]

XXDDDDD ima favorit this!