Funniest Joke In The World

[nyrayallen]

maybe the reson no1 can retranslate it back into english is because it was translated into german one word at a time 3:53 .anyone who speaks another language knows that if u translate anything like that,it never works

[lukassnakeman]

the problem with hitler's joke is that it requires audience participation

[bostonkanevideos]

8:40 ~ Best part! xD

[mofunzone21]

if that really happened we would have won the war in less than a week!

[DrDeathAribertHeim]

Tried To Google translate This. And It Crashed.

[randomrold]

5:27

and

8:50

ur welcome

[GreatMooglyGoogly]

But, I didn't think Germans had a sense of humor!

[slashingraven]

VAT IS DER BIG YOLK?

[TheTomhamilton8]

becuase it funny

[wahinesurfergirl]

How the fuck did this end up on my Eddie Izzard list?

[Halldisa]

Zere ver zwei peanuts, walking down the strasse, und one was assaulted..peanut. hah ha ha

[GOWfanatics]

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ANYWAY!?

[mrw82]

I want my ten minutes back. that was shit!

[FrancisBerryman]

@mrw82 i am sorry you felt your time was wasted, as a token of my sincere condolences, please accept a sense of humour with the return of your ten minutes.

[RotaAction48]

Certainly this is funny. i was wondering whether an old joke would even make me open my mouth .

[atrekkie215]

Is if the now piece of git and Slotermeyer? Yes! Beer of dog that the Flipperwaldt gersput!

(Didn't translate properly so may not have the desired effect.)

[xx123manxx]

the joke was PlayStation Network....

[Isdanselgen]

Germans. Be warned. Don't read this:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg]

Wait. I thought all Germans had no sense of humour?

[MarkoVanBastard]

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[reteip9]

Vjoke and joke warfare ROFLMAO

[kogarocks12]

something tells me that isnt even real german...

[TalosParoxi]

comedy has struck this little house in dibbly road. sudden, violent, comedy. >:(

[dyrodav]

any german speakers that could translate the joke to english?

and if they survive thumb up

[dennykay]

@dyrodav Sorry, they changed the german part, so that german people are not exposed to the real thing. No instance of the V-joke survived the war.

[SleepyFroggy]

@dyrodav I can translate it... But half of the words in it are made up, and its gramattically incorrect..

"when is the workpiece given and -madeupword-? Yes! Beer-dog? or -madeupwords-"

Sounds like that to me.. But it sounds more like theyre just making stuff up that sounds german

[terriblevideos1]

hahaha "cough" "sputter" "gag" DEAD

[BoBsPfhorever77]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[CloMay]

7 people couldn't take a joke

[xjedixwarriorx]

@CloMay They must have been able to speak German and understood it, started laughing as they were trying to click the like button, fell over dead from laughter and hit the wrong button.

[CloMay]

@xjedixwarriorx Yes that's exactly what happened. You should become a detective :o

[Gorzaki]

1:29 WAHAHAH.... WHUULK

lol

[ChicksnBear]

loool Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[BiTheBee]

what was the joooookeee :(((((

[SmoMan71]

@BiTheBee Oh yeah, like someone is going to put it on YouTube and be responsible for millions of deaths.

[paritoshrestricted]

Thums up if you thought of asking your German friend for the translation!



[dominodash21]

@paritoshrestricted Its a bunch of gibberish xD

[SpiritWanderer91]

@paritoshrestricted no german friend in the world will be able to translate that gibberish ^^ they never use real german sentences. some correct words maybe but nothing more.

[TheDarren7129]

im Earnest Scribbler and this is copywrited material.

[thecheekymonkey122]

whoever may not of laugh well no one cares you have no sense of humor just becuase england has the best comedians and comedy films in the world

[ROKSTARR1998]

I didn't laugh even once

[brettymabobob]

WTF is this?? ive had better chunks of humer come out of my bellend

[Disfunctional20]

omg i remember this! Monty Python you will live forever! NEVER DIE

[poisonism1]

this video would have been funnier if they actually told or at least gave a hint in english what the joke was..

[SourExplosion]

@poisonism1

but then you would die stupid

[94samboy]

l like how a car goes past in the background at 3:38

[digydigdogdead]

wasn;t this monte python or something or the goodies?

[94samboy]

@digydigdogdead ye monty python

[cucullin1]

fuck me you yanks seem to maon alot. who gives a flying fuck where you come from . if you are a nob you are a nob. nob meaning anal dickhead for thems who dont speak anglish good

[ImplodingSoda]

@cucullin1 Learn english yourself before criticizing others of theirs

[cucullin1]

@ImplodingSoda haha i wrote that like that as as joke. you know what i mean ? it was bad grammer for comedys sake.. ha love it.

[mrpink188]

Britain's Pre-war joke lolol

[curlzferrero]

2:13 Why didn't they just send a blind person in to get it?

[AztecQueen321]

Ok so what's with all the hate in these comments? We are all proud of and love the country we came from and will defend it and say it's the best. Why do we need to debate?

[SusannahAnderson1997]

I now know the funniest joke in the world: this video. I died laughing.

[aag487ct]

Chuck Norris read the joke, and the joke laughed to death...

[fairhillnorrie]

im just wondering where this house was in that sketch... must be famous now.. 5***** sketch.. one of the best.

[vict0r1ous]

so retarded

[ohedd]

Three peanuts were walking down the street, but one was assaulted /(a salted) ... peanut. What?

[Phorzbor]

3:37... FAIL! :D

Red car in the bushes droves by..

[BojanNis88]

comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road.... Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!

[turbogenrockgerator]

i fell asleep on this last night-__-

[BellaNicoleShow]

whats the joke?

[FartedBadly]

thumb up if com facts brought u here !!! <3 OMGF!!!!

[twilightmadfan52]

omg-facts!

[MickeyLove01]

The funny thing about this is 30 odd years later the americans are just getting it

[Avino3]

@MickeyLove01 Oh I see what you did there. Since the Pythons were British... the Americans can't appreciate their humor. Very clever. You should have been a Python.

[MickeyLove01]

@Avino3 They're a bunch of middle class twerps, well apart from Palin.

[Avino3]

@MickeyLove01 Yeah, we're a bunch of middle class twerps... coming from the guy whose home country, and most of his home continent, engages in the practice of redistributing wealth in order to restrict the population solely to a middle class. Great system, buddy.

[MickeyLove01]

@Avino3 Don't tell me, another uniformed, untravelled dumb american who thinks he can comment about a place he's seen on tv and in films? What the fuck is a "home continent"? If you mean Europe, then you won't get a more diverse group of countries on the planet you silly twat.

[Avino3]

@MickeyLove01 I don't need to travel to Europe to be aware of it's countries' fiscal policies. But if you're going to play that card, maybe you should visit the United States instead of making broad, blanket assumptions about how informed and traveled we are. Regardless, one doesn't need to be overly informed to recognize the socialist agenda that is so prevalent in the UK, paling in comparison to the superior Free Market economy of the United States. Stop letting your jealousy mask reality.

[MickeyLove01]

@Avino3 I've worked and lived in the states. I still have an apartment in Brooklyn which I rent to some Jamaicans. What I say is based on experience and some truth. Why do dumb americans insist on assuming people from other countries are "jealous" of anything? Surely that's an admission to inferiority if anything!! Keep wiki on stand by.

[TheKnyghtmirror]

@MickeyLove01 I'm with you Mickey. Traveling the world is awesome. I will admit I've asked a lot of foreigners what they think of America, but only a fool thinks other countries are jealous. Europe has universal healthcare and we don't why? Because our constituion may as well have been written on a dollar bill.

[kevlarman7]

@MickeyLove01 i agree.even though Canada is not very different from America,i belive WE are the better country.free medical care,lower crime rate, and more space and resources and a MUCH lower population.therefore,we are a rich countrty

[Doaders592]

@kevlarman7 at least WE didnt give the world Justin Bieber. We out flank you with Alaska and the rest of our country.

[kevlarman7]

@Doaders592 shut up.canada is better than alaska

[masterman9999]

@kevlarman7 its not free, tax payers pay for it, there is no such thing as free if it comes from the government

[kevlarman7]

@masterman9999 excuse me.i meant you dont DIRECTLY pay for medical care.my mistake.

[RiftZM]

@kevlarman7 That makes Canada suck... Aside from free Healthcare, Canada sucks. Lower population? Hmm... Definitely not a bonus. Crime Rate? But then there'd be no comedy, lack of law enforcement jobs, correctional officers, etc. More space? Dude... 70% of it is virtually uninhabitable. More resources? Yes, oil, ice cubes, and hockey pucks. Yep... Canada > USA. ...Lol.

[kevlarman7]

@RiftZM 1.lower pop means more spare resources,meaning more export,and more money in our wallets.2.lower crime rate is DEFINITEL Y a plus no matter how matter you view it.3.WRONG!most of our space is more than habitable and at least 45% of YOUR air is smog,and 4.thats stereotypical.there.freezing cold canada doesnt seem so bad now,huh?

[RiftZM]

@MickeyLove01 That's not an admission of inferiority. That's just you, an idiot, taking one thing and twisting it to your liking. 90% of the world is jealous of the USA, just like the world was jealous of the Roman Empire and hated them. Any nation that becomes "top dog" will be hated. Btw... You lived in Brooklyn. I grew up there, and it's a dump. Try living somewhere else, like say, somewhere not infested with homeless people, crime, and people who don't speak english.

[kevlarman7]

@RiftZM CANADA IS FUCKING TOPS

[MickeyLove01]

@RiftZM Brooklyn was the nearest place to buy an apartment so travel to work wasn't too long.  I don't give a flying fuck about who lives there either. You're just another untravelled, uninformed american who knows nothing of the world. Don't resent being part of the worlds most stupid nation, grasp it, love it and embrace it. China will be "top dog" shortly, I don't recall them being loathed as much as the your average stupid american, but then again they're not as arrogant or ignorant.

[RiftZM]

@MickeyLove01 So you admit you failed to explore further options in the US, as you settled for whatever it was you could get; which was an apartment in a dumpster. Congratulations for being ignorant. I've traveled far more than you think I have; in the military, personal travel, and business travel. I have been to 32 different countries in the span of 8 years, so I assure you, I am well informed of most cultures. It's hard to tell if China is going to be "top dog." It's very possible, but

[MickeyLove01]

@RiftZM Not at all, you misunderstand. I lived in Brooklyn simply because it was near to where I needed to be. I don't care who lives in the neighbourhood, what language they can't speak, etc. If you have travelled with the military as you claim, then this is hardly a method which applies personal freedom and the like. To fully appreciate other countries and culture you have to view things from a grass roots perspective. I have been amazed by how some countries excel in some areas....

[RiftZM]

@MickeyLove01 they're not yet; even still, there are a lot of people who don't like China for exactly that reason. You're obviously not as well informed as you think you are. China also has an amazing and beautiful culture. Aside from Japan, it would be my next destination of choice. As far as America being a stupid nation, I can't really defend that, since most people I meet can barely read, do basic math, and create their own words to sound cool (i.e. Rap).

[RiftZM]

@MickeyLove01 The stupidity part is a failure by the US government to explore better and more in depth education. Not everyone in the US is stupid, just as not everyone in the US is a fat ass, or lazy. But look at it this way... For a nation of fat, stupid, and lazy people... We're still on top. So, does that mean we're just that damn good without having to really try that hard...?

[MickeyLove01]

@MickeyLove01 ....and fail miserably in others.

[tamotu99]

@Avino3 Lol really, damn those countries that try and help their poor and give everyone an equal chance,

considering middle class means having a holiday home, frequent holidays, 2 car households, its no bad thing

funny the corilation between evenness of wealth distribution and satisifaction

[uRBruna]

@MickeyLove01 I have no life, I would indeed spend 30 odd years contemplating it.

[IamSJ2468]

@MickeyLove01 We're a bit behind in the times, give us a few minutes to catch up.

[PaulAddisonBeck]

@MickeyLove01 The funny thing is, they aired this in America 30 years ago, and you think we're just getting it.

[MickeyLove01]

@PaulAddisonBeck One can only imagine the deep blank stares that ensued

[lprocks555]

*ponders the assaulted peanut joke* Ooooooooooooooooooh. Now I get it.

[dragonjohn7445]

4 people died laughing

[MickeyLove01]

@dragonjohn7445 How do you know the difference between dying laughing or laughing when you're dying?

[shannon2910]

what was the joke?

[SoSaFTW]

@shannon2910 The joke was that Justin Bieber is a guy :P LOL

[BloodyLover33]

@SoSaFTW Wow.

[dialgamanboy]

4 people died from laughter when watching this

[Cedric5Lee]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput????????????? translate pls

[dragonjohn7445]

@Cedric5Lee Your mom is so ugly she told this really bad joke as a comeback.

[Cedric5Lee]

@dragonjohn7445 wow ...

[991woot119]

@Cedric5Lee TRANSLATION:

If the unstruck is git and Slotermeyer? Yes! Both the dog or the gersput flipperwaldt

[KongreHackers]

nice way to sucide"happily"

[ItIshMehXD]

they should've told hitler that joke

[LePrEcHaUnXXtHeNaTiV]

O.o ohmygosh i will never know the joke. im going to die. if i dont find out.

[makaveli237]

the joke was 'lil wayne'

[WSAM0TV]

The Trolololo man approves of this video.

[dkong65]

the joke is your mom

[Mikiv26]

I really want to know that joke... but I don't want to die... such a dilemma :\

[StrawhatxLuffy]

I WANNA READ IT!!!!!

[Alister843]

like this if OMG facts brought u here

[MyTrustpro]

@Alister843 omg facts rules! :D

[PhonicLion]

lol 8:40 a different gestapo officer

[KhalaR9]

there was probably a mirror on it

[theScrubsloverr]

lol! that guy is wearing an arrow saying 'a gestapo officer'

i have NEVER laughed so hard :D

@claudiahable yes this is a joke, its our monty python :D

[claudiahable]

what was the joke?

[Iced0826]

My stomach blew a gasket! Oh, it hurts! LOL!

[xgoofy2x]

"a gestapo officer"

made my day

[summerbabee97]

I'm not even kidding, i didn't laugh .... not once .

[iimbamii]

@summerbabee97 Right....

[stevothemanlyman]

@summerbabee97 thats because your dead

[MrAsimo87]

@summerbabee97 hahaha ahhahaaaaahahhaha ahahhahahah ahhahahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaa!-

[Kjernekar]

@summerbabee97

shocking news: people have different sense of humor.

More amazing stories at 9.

[summerbabee97]

@Kjernekar K

[anitsirhC2]

I laughed, LMFAOOOOOOOO

[biscojuice]

LOL

[Southparknscrubs]

Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was assaulted. (Say it out loud)

[schiller1996]

this want funny at all

[superzodiac1000]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[LordzBacon]

There once was a man with a wooden leg named smith.......Whats the name of his other leg.

[brocky70]

I've heard there were two versions of this, one on the show and one in the film and now for something completely different. Is that true?

[yurisebastian]

wahahahaha!!! LOL! wahhaahahaha bwahahahaha!! hahahaha ughh...aarrrggghhh... urghh.... ah. (dead)

[tonn0203]

to the unknow joke i wonder what your name ?

[bernardcz92]

I think if Graham Chapman wore that German uniform, it would have suited him just as well as his British officer uniform.

[DaMcaAtak]

Assualted peanut lol

[YellowOnline]

The unknown joke translated into German is "wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!", which means nothing at all (it's gibberish really, like Lewis Caroll's Jabberwocky). The German joke is "there were zwei peanuts, walking down the straße, und one was a salted peanut" which is, supposedly, a bad translation of a pun involving the latter two words. As far as I know, that pun is also non-existant.

[Drummaboyy13]

@YellowOnline i get it , "assaulted"

[roninalchemist]

a genuine 'death note'!!!!

[dangernezumi]

The origin of yo mama jokes.

[werte00]

Do you like fishsticks?

[saigondj]

wtf brit lame

[amirjones03]

I knew this was some dumb ass monty python lol...

[Shadow8055]

They probably just did it to see if they could get any dumbass to try and translate it.

[curtio890]

The joke is: Woman's rights

[grubyub]

reh that's stupid comment

[mac25663]

@curtio890 Lol

[basherofnoggins]

Why do people always take it seriously and try to translate it? Doesn't the public know that it's just a load of Gibberish? :P

[trident3b]

@basherofnoggins it's a sophisticated piss take of the establishment and much more. And yes, therefore impossible to translate. But it's certainly not gibberish.

[teamtippmann]

@basherofnoggins more like gerbberish!

[curlzferrero]

@basherofnoggins It's sheer curiosity, I've tried it just to see if it would work and i was rather disappointed..... :-)

[videra100]

Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

[Vlevlad]

"If is the now-struck git and slotmaster? Yes! Behind-dog it or the flipper-forest kaput!" Or "If is the now-piece (git) and (Slotermeyer)? Yes! (Beiher)dog that or the pinball wood (gersput)!"

Makes no sense :/

[IceNinjaX]

Well if you could make a joke that funny you'd have died and no one would have seen it anyway

[Vlevlad]

not if you wrote it down, and then read it and realized it was funny, and died.. as in the scetch.. :P

[puppetdawn]

What did you seriously expect?

It's Monty Pyton after all.

Nothing Makes sense, but it's still funny as hell!

[sandprof]

Si es el git y el slotmaster ahora-pulsados? ¡Sí! ¡Detrás-perro él o el aleta-bosque kaput! ¿O si es el ahora-pedazo (git) y (Slotermeyer)? ¡Sí! ¡(Beiher) persiga eso o la madera del billar automático (gersput)! No tiene ningún sentido:

[foot1piczocom]

hahahahahahahahahah argggggg

[clovelrar]

Yes, I saw the car pass!

[clovelrar]

Yes, Monty Python..Absolultley brilliant!

[DarkAngelEU]

so the joke's totally rubbish.. maybe that's why it's so brilliant xD

[dornerd]

Man I wanna die like that.

[dinoballz]

Wit, it went from 1944 Ardens, to 1942 London.

[ihateyourface]

Hahaha, never noticed the car drive past at 3:38 before.

[Lamhfada]

I'm german and that's what I understood of the joke:

Wenn ist das Lötstück geht uns Slottermeyer. Ja, weier Hund das öda die Flüpperwelsk gesputt.

xD