My dick is so big there's a My Dick Rescue Team stationed on it. your dick is small the rescue team uses a microscope to see if its a new kind of germ!!
My dick- like the eiffel tower, your dick- like drops in my shower; my dick- large like the goverment, your dick- small kinda like an oven mit. hahahaha
love this
PrettyLuhEmi 1 month ago
my dick costs a parking toll yo dick oh wait its a hole.
skaterjake38 2 months ago
I'm going to Toronto for this xD
TheCandyman9100 3 months ago
lol funny as fuck
lol i love this part 2:30
kimmyimmykissy 5 months ago
"now for some more better music" - Grammar Fail
phantomfusion 6 months ago
my dick went strait to dvd yo dick got 1 hit on ebay
504nathan 6 months ago
fuck the Halo 3 intro
Dankphu 6 months ago 5
my dick gets big titties, ur dick gets little kiddes
EptFilmsCorp 6 months ago 4
my dick big as a big mac yo dick size of a tic tac
den1721 6 months ago 4
my dick is 7 inches
chichi2124 6 months ago 5
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MrSouthernboy96 6 months ago
My Dick bigger than the world, your dick size of a girl's!
My Dick gets eaten every day, your dick works on the streets and pay!
My Dick bigger than T- Rex, your dick smaller than a knee cap!
My Dick size of Titanic, your dick made out of plastic!
My Dick bigger than the apple store, your dick size of a candy bar!
My Dick long and tasty, your dick taste like pussy!
My Dick strong like Thor, your dick looks like a whore!
My Dick bigger than the HULK, your dick no size bulk!
BlackVeilBrides2010 6 months ago
its loves fred on the last line
Ezzbreezy 6 months ago
I LLOOVVE THIS SONGG!
markwahlbergsgirl 6 months ago
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My dick size of an elephant, your dick smaller than an element!
My dick bigger than the world, your dick makes me wanna hurl!
My dick bigger than your house, your dick smaller than a mouse!
My dick bigger than the Alantic, your dick smaller than two praying mantis! :P
LOL sorry bout the 4rd one kinda made some sense!! :P
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BlackVeilBrides2010 6 months ago
Hahah lol <3 it and all the other good comments down there!! ^.^
BlackVeilBrides2010 6 months ago
THIS IS MY NEW THEME SONG!
LMFAOWTFOMG12345678 6 months ago
This dude needs to learn to spell
CameraSpikeTV 6 months ago
my dick, chills at the Playboy mansion, yo dick, hangs with Hansen
IwantLunch100 7 months ago
My dick is like light-saber, Your dick look like yoda
bayo123rocks 7 months ago
My dick is well known, your dicks smaller then a chode
bleedingblack6221 7 months ago
My dick aint hairy its scary. Yo dick couldnt even pop that cherry
bleedingblack6221 7 months ago 3
i hate the intro
rhrp25 7 months ago
some more better music..... hahaha go to class fucker.
SilentStrikeKiller 7 months ago
MY DICK YO DICK Screaming the whole time in Runescape and habbo + Retro's. ^_^
magicisfunable 7 months ago
what if I dont have a dick !!!
cuz I am a gurl!
vanillahbarbie 7 months ago
FINALLY!! a song dedicated to justin bieber
The87ty 7 months ago 8
0:21 <-- free replay without fucking halo in it.
Mrm0ix 7 months ago
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my dick is bigger than earth yo dick is smaller than a worm
MrRogers5150 7 months ago
My Dick is bigger than a mob your dick is smaller than yo mom
MrRogers5150 7 months ago
My dick Bigger dan a sterio your dick smaller than a new phone
MrRogers5150 7 months ago
my dick, rise with heat like yeast_ yo dick got touched by ur priest
R3DRUM131 7 months ago
@R3DRUM131 lmao, thats funny :)
IwantLunch100 7 months ago
my dick, tall like yao_ yo dick small like chow's
R3DRUM131 7 months ago
this is the bast song ever
dragondj84 7 months ago
NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.
sitobooys 7 months ago
My dick is so big there's a My Dick Rescue Team stationed on it. your dick is small the rescue team uses a microscope to see if its a new kind of germ!!
sitobooys 7 months ago
@MrPeaceKiller 2:51 is My dick nuff said. your dick loves fred. (not sweat)
Spike579 7 months ago
omfg this shizznit is fkin off the chain!
fangsterchic 7 months ago
7 guys dont have dicks
pre76dator 7 months ago
My dick hot like fire yo dick thin as a wire
TheBradblast 8 months ago
halo nerd
SnovvWolfRiku 8 months ago
my dick bigger than chuck norris
your dick smaller than a bug in the forest
my dick gets me girls
your dick makes people puke and hurl
:D lolol
Clutchezz 8 months ago
my dick the size of a table yo dick the size of a staple haha
ExcessssGaming 8 months ago 2
teacher left room, with youtube access on, we turned this on........... when she walked in it was the part with jesus xD
craziibusride 8 months ago 2
My dick, strong like Superman ... Yo' dick starves like an African!
My dick has its own orbit ... Yo' dick was an extra in Norbit!
Beenie42 9 months ago 5
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My Dick Big For Sure, Yo Dick Premature
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My Dick Here Comes The Pain, Yo Dick Hall Of Shame
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My Dick Big With Afro, Yo Dick Wheres Waldo?
My Dick Shown Threw My Draws, Yo Dick Piss On Your Balls
oohsunchips 10 months ago
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My Dick Here Comes The Pain, Yo Dick Hall Of Shame
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My Dick Big With Afro, Yo Dick Wheres Waldo?
My Dick Shown Threw My Draws, Yo Dick Piss On Your Balls
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my dick love making pussies fart,
your dick enjoys playing butt darts.
rpaul247 1 year ago
messed up a few words
MasterD1279 1 year ago
My dick, gets sucked everynight , you did, looks like a hermaphrodite, my dick ,. 13 inches, yo' dick looks like the grinch who stole christmas xD
Xbrighteyescryx 1 year ago 19
ROFl MY Dick Rumble in the Jungle ur Dick got touched by ur uncle ROFL my fav part xDD And rofl Dicks like jesus? o_O dAM o-o
MsPluffy 1 year ago
My dick, hung like a gold chain, yo' dick fails to give your girl brain MY DICK is like chris brown, your dick, like rihanna GETS BEAT DOWNNNNN
OHHH OOHHH.
XD.
Xbrighteyescryx 1 year ago 7
@Xbrighteyescryx ROFl Nice one xD
MsPluffy 1 year ago
My dick, bigger than China_Yo dick, oh wait its a vagina!
HDVLAD 1 year ago 155
@HDVLAD ahahahaha that shits funnny!!!!!!!!!!!
jewelbabe36 1 year ago
@HDVLAD hahqahahhahahah i bet it is!
Baddass425 7 months ago
@HDVLAD good one
horsegeak 7 months ago
@HDVLAD heahhhh LMFAO
504nathan 6 months ago
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my dick, makes girls wet, yo dick, looks like it lost a bet
my dick, is like an extra leg, yo dick, has a touch of the gay
my dick, is thick and tall, yo dick, a grain of rice with two balls
my dick, head of the class, yo dick, in a dude's ass
my dick, sets the mood, yo dick, might as well be surgically removed
my dick, makes me a pimp, yo dick, skinny and limp
my dick, cums like niagra, yo dick, needs viagra
my dick, a choking hazard, yo dick, bent and fractured
rohitfire1993 1 year ago
@rohitfire1993 dayum that's tight lol
BLAZINGBUNNY1 7 months ago
@BLAZINGBUNNY1 hahaha xD
rohitfire1993 7 months ago
@rohitfire1993 :D
BLAZINGBUNNY1 7 months ago
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my dick, makes girls wet, yo dick, looks like it lost a bet
my dick, is like an extra leg, yo dick, has a touch of the gay
my dick, is thick and tall, yo dick, a grain of rice with two balls
my dick, head of the class, yo dick, in a dude's ass
my dick, sets the mood, yo dick, might as well be surgically removed
my dick, makes me a pimp, yo dick, skinny and limp
my dick, cums like niagra, yo dick, needs viagra
my dick, a choking hazard, yo dick, bent and fractured
rohitfire1993 1 year ago
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My dick, big as king kong - your dick, a tiny ding dong.
My dick, takes the crown - your dick just looks and frowns.
My dick, like a weapon, dangerous - your dick ain't nothing but ridiculous.
XD
bryantheawesome 1 year ago
My dick, big as king kong - your dick, a tiny ding dong.
My dick, takes the crown - your dick just looks and frowns.
My dick, like a weapon, dangerous - your dick ain't nothing but ridiculous.
XD
bryantheawesome 1 year ago
my dick, big and strong.
yo dick, comes from hong kong.
my dick, hot and spicy, yo dick cold like an icee.
my dick, couldn't fit in your mother, yo dick, look like your little brother.
Monster4rmda559 1 year ago 3
my dick benched press'd 350
yhur diick couldnt shop lift ad thrifty!!-lol
nettaflocka 1 year ago
You're dick got touched by your uncle XD
KannibalisticKiki 1 year ago 4
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
goldmegaman1000 2 years ago
My dick- like the eiffel tower, your dick- like drops in my shower; my dick- large like the goverment, your dick- small kinda like an oven mit. hahahaha
hubermsj 2 years ago 74
My dick - cost a late night fee
Ur dick - got the HIV
My dick - plays on the double feature screen
ClaytC 2 years ago
dam dud
dragondj84 7 months ago
@hubermsj thats prtty good man
MrRogers5150 7 months ago
@hubermsj funny also a LMFAO
504nathan 6 months ago
i think its fucking epic that my teacher showed me this song! xDDDD
ROFLCOPTER!!! SWA SWA SWA SWA!!!
wikidklownz 2 years ago
rotfflll
xD
SamanthaStarship 2 years ago 2
@SamanthaStarship haha :$..
lolaudet 1 year ago
EPIC
CrypticAnimosity 2 years ago
its large like the chargers
racecar755 2 years ago
xDDDDDDD
amberbby1901 2 years ago
i freaking love this song! its the shit. :)
boo18boo 2 years ago
the beginning is like crap with the halo shyt
ChrismusicBC 2 years ago