[Star Trek: TNG] Anatomically Correct Android

[TVDandTrueBlood]

OMG that song is hilarious!!!!!

[Whammytap]

Hilarious song! But there are some clips of Lore on here, too...

[TheWierdAnimalGurl]

WoW I will never look at Data the same Again! I will look at him harder!

[Gingerbug6]

Data makes my Monkey hungry...

[maniacmanist]

data was getting some borg queen action

[JellyK1025]

DAYM! I had no idea that Data was such a pimp! But then again just look at him lmao This is amaizing XD I cryed a little I laughed so hard! I just cant find this version of the song!

[BlakOktobure]

The song is called Sexy Data Tango by Voltaire. :o

[MonkeyKex]

I LoL'd so hard!

[jilliegirl1000]

So, in other words. It doesn't matter if your human or android, if you get laid, your one happy bastard.

[lorsVII]

15 people are not anatomically correct androids

[TintedGreenHeart]

Does anyone else think this sounds just like Hank Green?

[911mrchevyman]

i never did like tasha yar she is a warp speed bitch/hoe

[imanarwhaleee]

2:57 i can't stop staring at his neck fat

[fuckXtheXsystem]

The woman in the beginning was FUGLY

[trekgeek1]

Fully fucktional.

[abominableangel]

oh i love it haha

[shaydeelady]

LOL!



[BethVidz]

i hate 2:46

[losangelesdominatrix]

The name of this song is the SEXY DATA TANGO

[tuseroni]

he's anatomically correct..doesnt that just make you wonder.

like...can he CHANGE the size, at will? does he need to go to engineering to get a new one? perhaps he replicates the parts needed to replace it.

being an android surely he can perform well, he is well versed in many techniques.

but it leaves the last question...how does he feel about guys...?

^_^

[101chocolaterox]

I wanna have sex with data :P

[datalorelover]

@BethVidz

True, they need to take lessons from Data. But...they (guys) should take lessons from Brent Spiner.

Only because ALOT of Data is in Brent Spiner.

Brent is smart, funny and just too dang SEXY for his own good!!

I love Brent/Data so much.....it hurts.

[smcneal057]

I never noticed it but I think Data got more ass than Cmdr. Riker.

[Squiddie42]

What episode is 1:49 from? :P

[illogicaLeXplanation]

@Squiddie42 The part with Riker + Data is from The Naked Now.

[shiftergoddessathena]

Daaaaaaamn. Is everyone in Star Trek a playa? Shit. 

[rsbrown1948]

just stupid

[minski76]

if you're a filthy horta..... I like the pun a lot, but I can't help imagininag Data... and the Horta..... ewww....

[Miracle490d]

@imdaprincess19 Data never FELL in love. He had sex with Yar when both their minds were messed with and he attempted to have a girl friend, but didn't feel enough for her.

[LaSenoritaManzana]

@Miracle490d Yes, but in Measure of a Man, Data says that Tasha was special to him. He keeps a hologram of her.

[emmychansuper]

Damn! Make a VOCALOIDversion of this NOW!!

[LaurentheWeirdo]

I don't know whether to laugh or be disturbed...

[relotixke1]

The best part about this video, is the fact that so many of the comments are ladies stating that they would be happy to have Data do any of those things to them.

(just proves that women most love men who don't seem so hot to trot! Real men could take a lesson from data's book!)

[BethVidz]

@relotixke1 yes real men do need to take lessons from data! so tried of idots trying to ask me out. I am like you need this to even be thought of:

1) smart

2) kind

3) not showing off

4) at least a bit nerdy

5) do not think to highly of themslves and

6) take lessons from Data!

XD

[kbrena]

I love that song. Great video.

[asdfgty6]

at 1:47 i thought the delta flyer was in star trek voyager and not star trek next generation?

[SoulReaperRukia]

@imdaprincess19 "The Naked Now", I believe. :) It's in season one.

[Miracle490d]

@SoulReaperRukia Where did you find this song? LOL :DDD I love the use of Star Trek equipment for sexual body insinuations. Jeffries Tube. LOL I'll never watch Star Trek the same way. :DDD

[SoulReaperRukia]

@Miracle490d A friend brought it to my attention, actually. XD She just listens to Voltaire, and thought of me when she heard it. XP But yeah, can certainly change your viewpoint on Star Trek, haha!

[Miracle490d]

@SoulReaperRukia Where did you find this song? LOL :DDD I love the use of Star Trek equipment for sexual body insinuations. Jeffries Tube. LOL I'll never watch Star Trek the same way. :DDD I had forgotten about that Data fact. The EMH in voyager often reminded me of data. I wonder if he is too. Or Vic Fontaine. They were created for a specific purpose though, so maybe not. :( LOL What purpose did Soong have in mind? Was Soong a pervert? LOL If poor EMH and Vic didn't get, they needed amendments

[Miracle490d]

@SoulReaperRukia ....instead of fighting for publishing rights and arguing with his creator about greeting protocalls, the EMH should've said I WANT A ......LMAO. Instead of Felix putting a mobster Jack in the Box in Vic's program to keep them from boredom he should've gave the Ladies a Jack in the Box. LOL Vic never got to talk to Felix. He may've had a BEEF TO DISCUSS. LOL. :DDD

[Tree1of4nerds]

XD *faceplalm*

[amadynka]

Absolutely fantastic video! I love it!

[SecretlyyNerdy]

ha! i LOVE Data<3

[katinkagirlie]

I wonder... what exactly would qualify someone to be a "filthy Horta"?

(You know, just in case I happen to meet Data sometime in the 24th century ^^)

[LiveLoveObsess]

LOL! I can't even...

I'm going to end up humming this at inopportune moments, I just know it.

[RazFan11]

Anybody know what album this song is from?

[Jor17th]

@RazFan11

"Banned on Klingon" by Voltaire as far as i know.

[RazFan11]

@Jor17th Thanks! Love that album title :)

[germanwolf666]

@Jor17th wrong it's Banned on Vulcan

[TheBoochan82]

This is Porn for us Dataphiliacs.

[MyBroadway1]

Data!!!! Andriods Hot!!!

[Oiyuki]

I love data so freaking much. I would be nice to be able to mass produce Datas. that way we all could have one. (or in my case twelve, for various reasons) But the damn Borg Queen just creeps me out!

[BrandiTyler]

Data is indeed, "not like that" .... unfortunately! ;D Brent Spiner is just 100% sex god! lol XDDD

[cbrnate]

like the song and everything, and tasha yars character wasnt really attractive to me, maybe its the short hair, but basically you can see she's not fat at all, she actually has a really sexy stomach, unless i'm suddenly blind

[waldoman7]

@cbrnate i loved the short hair. it's unique, and if you find anything masculine about it well that just serves as contrast to highlight the feminine.

[Midnaxznt]

translation:

if you're a whore in space get data, XDD

[MrSpockify]

XD "If you're a filthy Horta,"

[mrsotter19]

WTF-I suppose I COULD sing this like at 4 am after binge drinking on tequila and mojitos.

[BrandiTyler]

@mrsotter19 You gave me an idea! lol XDDD

[silver760]

Whats the betting that somewhere on the internet someone has created an android porn video with android characters from various TV series,with data as the main role of course,time to do a quick google search search me thinks! I wonder if his "Tool" has special features such a multispeed vibration,oscillating glans,adjustable length and girth with adjustable jism pressure and volume,the mind boggles! Does his bellend light up to assist with sex in low light conditions? Hmm

[cbrnate]

@silver760 that comment reminds me of family guy, when brian shows stewie the two girls in a cup video, and stewies like "that's gross i wonder what it would be like if two guys did that, let's type it in" lol just giving ya crap

[kumbah2006]

That was pretty weird, but definitely "catchy"! LoL

[msmoonbeam91]

i love that look he has on his face like oh iam going to get laid

[WerewolfLover13]

I love this video...It's so funny and it makes me giggle at random times when I'm watching Star Trek...And I love Data! I'd like to see how functional is 'fully' and just what he was programmed with that made Tasha so happy...XD

[Oiyuki]

I love this vid but every time I see that damn Borg Queen I gag.

[markoresko]

Great. I like it! its a Hit! :)

[MrPhukyou]

Data's not just a personal flotation device but a personal computer and the world's most advanced sex toy.

[ybacuo7]

Bravo pour le montage video. A chaque fois je me marre, et grace a cette video j'ai decouvert le fantastique Voltaire.

[ybacuo7]

Bravo, excellent montage video, et grace a cette chanson j'ai decouvert le fantastique Voltaire

[MistressSlytherin]

Wow that was hilarious. I heart Data hardcore XD

[SexyRyo1]

This song cracks me up!

Where did your friend find this song at?

[TheBoochan82]

This makes me giggle hard.

[theonlyrel]

LMAO!! This is awesome when you're stoned.

[pinksydfloyd21rush12]

I cant believe these comments...lol

[69katsuo69]

It is Voltaire, "The Sexy Data Tango" awsome song, Voltaire=100% WIN!!!

[Houck1337]

I listen to this while playing STO :D

[golden24680]

Data is soo sweet! He's my favourite character, what with his intelligence yet quirky and funny! Funny song xD

[LadyRavenEyes]

lol well that answers my question ( as to whether or not he's anatomically correct) lol

[Dellta88]

Everytime I hear this song I'm like *heeheee* lol!

[MetalKittyOTF]

OMG I can't stop crying it's so freaken funny. Fantastic vid-song compilation.

I was soooo jealous of Tasha back then. I was eternally grateful to the writers though; that they "took care" of us with these special Data talents. :D

Data & Lore threesome - Wowza!

Fav'd Downl'd It's a keeper. Thanks and take care.

[XPhileRemi]

I think... I just found my new favorite song.

Oh, and, er, I KNOW he's anatomically correct. *winkwink* *heehee*

[tabea80]

OMG data is just the best character of the whole star trek series!!!

and soooo handsome and sexy!

:D

[lynneelf]

Woot! I figured this was Voltaire.

It's called "The Sexy Data Tango"

=)

[Raea714]

That move at 2:26 brings me to my knees. Wicked hot.

[MrsCamui]

Ohhhh yeaaaaaahhhh~ ;D

[wiccankitten13]

Damn you Tasha! I envy her.

[cprich22]

i envy data lol

[nicky120791]

I randomly found this song years ago and hadnt heard it since.

Nice to see a vid go with it.

[r66chs]

Data is hot and totally bangable!!!

[Dominoblox]

I'm a filthy Horta, Data! Take me tooooooo! D:

Man....those lucky bitches. He looks like a damn good kisser. 8D

[DeltaPhi79]

Voltaire song... XD

[shadow2xl4000]

Pure genius. Bravo. I salute you.

[BaaaaadMachine]

Tasha you Dawg! I'm soooo jealous... Guess there's no denying it now. Yes, I admit it, I'm a Filthy Horta! XD

[Hashakgig]

This song just made my day XD

[homicidalbastard]

*drools*

the borg queen is such a lucky bitch....

[Shikome99]

Gotta love Voltaire for an awesome song :)

[still1916]

Oh dear god, I laughed so hard I stopped breathing xD

[miadry25]

1. I would love to experience how fully functional and anatomically correct he is.

2. I am sure that due to the very fact that he is an android his performance in bed would be PERFECT.

3. Last, but not least, I am madly in love with Data. He is so sexy and totally adorable.

[Leonidae]

and 4. he's fictional character.. and dead. but I assume you could use B4 for same purpose.

[miadry25]

I don't know why you want to spoil my fantasy. Beside, I want DATA, I don't care for B4.

[sowhat137]

Hell yeah

[sabserab]

I´d take Data and Lore, same time *purrr*

[XxLadyxGaladrielxX]

I totally agree. I counldn't have said it better. :)

[theenchantedtiara]

@miadry25: I totally understand exactly what you mean.

[BethVidz]

@miadry25 1) me too

2) it is... (according to my dreams)

3) hes mine back off girl!!!!

XD

[monkeyg00n]

@miadry25

Yes

Yes and

Yessssssssssssss

[tpwee]

this song is so sweet. i would totally get with data.

[Dellta88]

"He'll gently massage your gel packs"

LOL yes please! lol

[HybridHumanSquid]

xD lmao. At 1:18 the captain's face is like, "...wtf?"

[Rahavin1]

ive got to get the tabs to this

[VampireBiscuits]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! :D

[bigjavo36]

wow epic this is 3 minutes of the geekiest sexual innuendos every epic just epic

[SkittlezInzanity]

Oh...my...god....

I've always thought Data was hot but I could barely make it through the entire song. It's so wrong and yet so freaking funny! I'm gonna have this song stuck in my head forever....

Cause he's fully functional and anatomically correct....XD

[kobidobidog]

Data is one of the sexist characters on TV. . He underplays everything. less is more. There is absolutely nothing wrong with sex. Thinking of an android having sex does sound strange, but if he is a functionally anatomically correct i wouldn't blame data for wanting to enjoying the luxury of that wonderful pleasure.

[newguy33X]

Lol at 1:26. I think this is the "drunk virus" episode...and Warf is stoned drunk at the helm.

[churchmousie]

@newguy33X Worf is not drunk. He was perhaps the only crewmember of the Enterprise who wasn't affected by the Tsiolkovsky virus. It's his Klingon physiology.

[YaoGuaiSlayer]

@newguy33X Actually, Worf was the only sober one 'cause he didn't dare leave his post with all the weird shit going on!

[newguy33X]

@YaoGuaiSlayer I'm pretty sure someone patted him on the shoulder, transferring the virus, but someone already stated that he "can't be affected". I will just go with what my eyes tell me (and not some Star Trek chat room or whatever) and say that Dorn seems to be trying to come off as drunk.

[xXCutieMomokoXx]

haha its so funny ^_^

[ramsaybaggins]

I wonder if Brent has heard this song... I'd love to send it to him and see what he thought lmso

[HanninhaK]

I'm sure Brent would love it.

[OktoberSunset]

I remember the episode that line comes from. It was an episode of many lolz.

[Oiyuki]

I'm dying! I love Data!

[aeelaj]

This dirty but in a funny way lol

[lynneelf]

oh but yay. i like that song. Voltaire is funny :D

[lynneelf]

It's called the "Sexy Data Tango" by Voltaire

[WeShallBurnInHeck]

You are not special. You are an insignificant speck of decomposing organic material just like everyone else. However, DATA ISNT XD

[kobidobidog]

even if you don't believe in God Genitalia, sex is a natural thing, humans are the only creatures on this planet that are ashamed of showing their genitalia to whoever .we are animals try and contest that .we have an internal vestigial tail that supports vital life functions and assists you in sitting up right. You are a human hominid animal. We are constrained by time God is not constrained by time. Therefore creation could have happened at any time. gas clouds are still creating stars.

[HanninhaK]

I completely agree with you!

[pagandaughter]

Data fantasy WIN w00t!!

[MurasakiYugata]

Wrong. XD

[kobidobidog]

Really?Then you must feel really bad about your natural God given body. I feel sorry for you.

[MurasakiYugata]

"God given"...? Apparently we differ in opinion on a number of issues....

[kobidobidog]

Ether that or it is complete normal. That means whoever has a problem with nudity and, sex is abnormal! Get naked and,, look at your self in front of a mirror and consider what is inside of you. You breath, you eat. You do everything that the other animals do around you.Physiologically you are an animal.

[MurasakiYugata]

Well, I don't deny I'm abnormal. And I don't deny that I'm an animal. But everyone has their own comfort level and if I happen not to be as comfortable with sex and nudity as other people, I don't see that as a bad thing...or a good thing. It's just the way I am.

[kobidobidog]

My belief is this: The comfort level about nudity and, sex is determined by the people that are around you at the time. If I did not have to worry about people responding in a harsh negative way about nudity, I would walk around nude. If you did not have to worry about that, I think you would feel more comfortable being nude as well.

[MurasakiYugata]

A very tabula rasa-esque theory. And, of course, were I raised in a society where people were nude on a regular basis, my perception of nudity would most likely be different. However, I don't think I'm only shaped by those around me. For example, I'm the only person I know who's bothered by seeing people in midriffs (I think they show off too much) or who has such a disgusted reaction to seen male or female genitalia. Since nobody else seems to have these reactions, I think it's more personal.

[ChuckneyYT]

The only thing that could possibly be better than obscene sexual innuendo is STAR TREK obscene sexual innuendo.

:D

[HanninhaK]

U r so right

[Granyala]

haha that one's great ^-^

[EyeOnTheTV]

5 stars and added to my favorites on first view.

[LittleNerd]

Hahahahahaaaa so good.

[sabserab]

I´m so nerdy, this actually turns me on! lol

[tokyopop1818]

trust me, you are not alone XD

[HanninhaK]

I agree!

[nate252]

does anyone know of a video where one clip has picard walking out of an elevator over and over again while the "Break My Stride" song plays? i saw it on youtube a long time ago and cant find it :(

[humanshapedplushie]

OMGOSH! blushes :D LOLz

[mmdopeclown]

Banned on Vulcan really is Voltaire's best album!

[telegramsam]

Voltaire=WIN. XD

[fortheloveofLDS]

<333

DATA FTW.

Don't forget 'programmed with multiple techniquies'. ;P

[juzernejm17]

This is such a great song!!!

Great lyrics and voice! Accent too!

But honestly, I think every woman would like to have Data in her bed.;)

[kristyu2bullet]

ROTFL!

[nilamarthiel]

I'M CHOKING, THIS IS SO FABULOUS.

I think I may be allergic to so much awesome. <3 <3 <3

[Oh, Data, you stud. ;o]

[moarajuliana]

hahaha oh wow

[stephtz92]

OMG! I'll never look at Data the same way again! lol

[Musemistress]

Bellylaughs...deep gruff bellylaughs. I was laughing so hard, no sound was coming out and it came from deep within.

It's been a long time since something made me laugh so healthily and manlike :P:P

[1SilverWolf171]

O.O

O M G

wow

hehe

so wrong....

[timfortune9]

Positronic pimp of the cosmos. All women love Data

[pyrocatmoonstalker]

there's a nerdcore rap song called "The Positronic Pimp" by Futuristic Sex Robotz, check it out.

[Chapsxo]

Lmao omg my Dad just told me to stop laughing 'cause i was laughing too loud. This has got to be one of the best songs i have ever heard xD

[voltairenyc]

Absolutely fantastic!!!! 

V

[themysteriouskiller]

lol a horta is a silicone based life form that lives underground!! hehe this is full of double meanings!!! i about died even after watching it a thousand times!!! data=SEXY! mmmm

[XperfectlyXpiercedX]

Voltaire and Data, thats just sexy!

[chigawigaman]

For all who did not know it's "the Sexy Data Tango" by Voltaire

[MagpieRat]

This is the best thing I've ever seen on Youtube. Seriously, ever. <3

[wiccarules14]

Where did your friend get this it is so freackin' funny

[wiccarules14]

I was laughing so hard I fell off my my chair  X D

[diarygirl598]

Oh.

My.

Fucking.

God.

I was laughing so load that my sister told me to shut up from the next room.

I love you for putting this up xD

[Stantzs]

its that funny,

[KataratheTrekkie]

The Borg Queen is a filthy Horta! I mean, really. She's the leader of the Borg, and is so amazingly powerful and 'perfect', and she goes for Data? Though I can't blame her. I would too.

[taiyo888]

The Borg Queen is hot. In a terrifying way.

[c64king]

LOL.Sweet dude.

[MaiBeyblader]

*shaking* omg... that... that's... xD *has faved already*