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  • "I have literally never given a single fuck & I am NOT giving a single fuck today!"

    PART 2 ? (:

  • that was powerful shit

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  • '...While you're sittin' round complaining, and tryin' on your little pearl necklaces, and puttin' on your different boat shoes and fuckin' kacky skirt with your passed out coloured color polo shirt, whatever, while you're being a stuck up bitch, the rest of us are out earning our own money and buying our own shit. '

    Oh jenna i love you :)

    You couldn't be more right about this topic. Some girls would really do anything slutty or whatever just to get shit off men, like drinks in bars and stuff!

  • That was so true but it is really sweet when the WANT to BUY you dinner its a 50/50 thing u buy them something they buy u something but u are so right lol but that was really funny that u chose that music with what u where saying lol also what do u actually do as ur job lol !!!!!

  • Guys are only going to pay for you if your a hooker or something along those lines. You can't expect a guy to pay for you AND treat you with the same amount of respect. No one's just gonna buy you things and it's rude to expect that. When a guy pays for you, that doesn't mean he's a gentleman or he's in love with you or anything like that. Maybe he feels like he HAS to because of your ego and your bitchiness.

    Now that I'm done with my little rant, I just wanna say, Jenna Marbles understa

  • This girl is a genius.

  • These weird bitches are SOOO funny! Something like 95% of the people on here, male AND female hate them and COMPLETELY disagree with them, and they're like "Whew! That was CLOSE! Glad we won THIS one! Ha Ha

  • Marry me.

  • I don't look for guys who will buy me shit, but I think it's sweet when he offers to pay for me :)

  • @hippygooful Just curious: How sweet is it when YOU offer to pay for HIM!?

  • @sixtiesrockboy Idk, I do sometimes though, I paid for my boyfriend's movie ticket and Starbucks today. :P

  • critical thinking :)

  • It's a 50/50 thing (: In my opinion

    He buys you dinner cool. Next time you buy him dinner :D

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  • Yes. Just Yes. Yeah, It's sweet and really generous if a guy wants to spend money on you. But to expect it, is ridiculous. Personally, I feel bad when even just one of my guy friends pays for my meal or movie ticket. Because it makes me think that they may feel like they have to do that, when really, they don't.

  • porno music in the background. lol

  • I'm amazed how many girls on here have an argument that boils down to, "I agree, but it's still really sweet when they buy me stuff, and it really equals love." Pure entitled stupidity. I'm glad I randomly found this video. JennaMarbles, way to not be retarded.

  • Okay, you are a total role model!!!

  • she right like lower ur standards guys arent gonna be ur sugar daddies so shut up!! shes tellin u the truth dont like it cuz she dont care! thats y she posted it right?

  • simply put..... because too man ladies say they like when a man "courts" them.... that's all good and well.... but you find it romantic when a man "buys" you, so don't get mad if he wants to act like he just bought you. if you expect him to spend all this money just to come off as a little romantic, you best accept it when he wants to treat you like his property.... after all, you weren't cheap. i personally don't try to "own" women, but the ones who want to be bought, deserve to be owned.

  • @skater7744 You and I know that, but it's AMAZING how many sexist 13-year-old teeny boppers on here DON'T know that! Maybe SOME day their intelligence will evolve, but with their tender years, as well as the way the bitches that surround them "teach" them, don't hold your breath! They want to be hookers, but they don't want ANYONE to call them what they ARE!! They want to be treated like ladies, which, of course, they are'nt! A real lady spends her share of cash, and risks her ego!

  • i hear this all the time and idk how u cant feel bad about basically taking someones hard earned money for yourself..

  • I agree with the double standard, but I don't expect men to buy me shit xD.

  • alright Jenna i agree, BUT you need to post more on that double standard, men want girls to pay for there own shit, pay bills, ect and thats awesome, but along with that men still want girls to cook and clean up after them, control the remote, and want the final say and take care of the babies and kids...

  • @Hawkhunnie

    I agree with you ^^.

  • @Hawkhunnie Maybe SOME men want women to take care of babies, but I don't! The WHOLE reason so many men have such difficult circumstances in life, is BECAUSE females raise the children! You don't think that the HUGE benefits that mothers and other females derive from being female, especially getting love, sex, dates, and marriage without risking rejection or spending a penny on a date, ARE'NT going to be passed onto their current and future daughters, do you!?

  • its bitches like that , that make men go gay. Jenna, i dont think it could have been said any better :)

  • i dont let my boyfriend buy me anything and ive only let him buy me dinner once! :D i totally agree with you!

  • Amen

  • LOL! I know of a number of chicks, after watching this, would be like, "Oh HELL NO!!!"

    Jenna, u kno ur onto something here :)

  • "BOOM that's all I have to say about that" LOL

  • Sounds like some of my friend

  • my best friend wont have sex with a guy unless she has been dating him for at least 6 months (fair enough) and he pays for a 5 star hotel room. she thinks this is not a big ask. she is also devastated that her boyfriend's (who doesnt have a job) mum told him he can only pay for her on special occasions because "it is the guys job to buy her shit coz she was born with a vagina".

    THANK FUCK FOR JENNA

  • Damn, get it Jenna

  • AMEN

  • Gah this is so true!

  • I hear you girl! I feel BAD for men they always get the short end of the stick they just cant win with some of these bitches out there these days.

  • Lol all the dislikes must be bitches who want guys to buy shit for them

  • @onelove420K so true....

  • yeah make me a sandwich! im the one that bought the shit to make it with!

  • hahahahahahaha i <3 it.

  • OH YEAH!! YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!

  • 2,375 girls are single girls who got dumped because their boyfriends didn't wanna buy them shit....

  • @casivatorblondi Really wow lol

  • i'm Bisexual and yeah we have to deal with the same crap, i play a guy role in general and at the moment have the best partner ever because they dont give me all that crap and dont expect me to buy her stuff all the time ^_^ love your video's jenna!

  • you're so right, and if people get offended and think this isn't true... well they need a reality check...

  • too funnny

    Jenna please make another video about shit men dont get bcause i showed to my guy freinds and they finally GOT IT !!!! thank you soo much

  • Wow! I couldn't have said it better myself! That is true...I have a boyfriend and he gives me gifts but I return the favor by giving him one...so yea...great video!

  • i love her hair cut

  • I like the chill background tunes during the vid while shes raging

  • Completely agree!

    P.s. I'm a girl.

  • at 2:15 u sounded like Jesse Slaughter....... never again Jenna.... Okay? Promise???

  • actually i have bought a boyfriend shoes for no reason before. i like giving gifts. does it mean i expect the same back? not necessarily, but it would be nice to be surprised once in a while. as for the gender role thing, in my experience, the women who understand feminism are NOT the same ones who want guys to buy them everything and pay for everything. what i've found in my dating life, tho, is that guys LIKE paying for dinner because it makes them feel grownup or something.

  • @sydandtaytum What makes you think guys "LIKE" paying for dinner!? You just want to THINK that because it gives YOU a free ride! Most guys with brains hate it, because they know that it's the woman's way of saying that females and THEIR sexuality are MORE important than MALES and OUR sexuality! If that IS'NT the case, than why do females continue to try to FORCE males to spend all the money, risk all the rejection, and do all the work!? Only easily HAD "males" LIKE paying!

  • i am a ..... VEGTABLE!!

  • l like you u tell it lyke it is

  • Agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I am a girl and I love this video. True shit well said. And actually boyfriend only qives on hollidays sometimes anniversarys but that all I ask for. I don't need expensive shit every fckinq day cominq from him. Tf ? I don't even need his money to qet my nails done . I qot my own money for that, I don't need to be ridinq on someones dick 24/7 to qet what I need. Feels qood to be an independent woman qettinq your own money.

    Jenna Marbles, you are a leqend !:)

  • Exactly!

  • I wanna marry her.

  • You got a good fucking head on your shoulders girl. youll go far in life, well said.

  • yes well saidddd !!!

  • LOL I get really fuckin excited when my guy buys me a pita... :/

  • @LidiaBellaItaliana agreed! But let's face it, pita is awesome! XD

  • As a young woman (25) I've noticed there are so many older women poisoning our heads. Because you respect your elders, it takes a while to realize these bitches are the ones with no man (like my mom O_o ). There are some times I have to be a stickler. If I feel disrespected I let men know I'm not a pair of tits and ass myself and if that's what they want I have no problem being that behind closed doors per request for my man, but my name is not Susan and I don't know you from Adam.

  • THANK YOU JENNA MARBLES! :)

  • you're amazing ! im a girl myself and i A-FUCKING-GREE 100%

  • U are fucking right

  • marry me?

  • i'm just gonna lay on the floor..FUCK HUMANITY

  • You find a rich guy and he will take care of you for a while and then he will take care of himself with other girls, believe me. While you sit at home with all the stuff you wanted.

  • I have a few feminist friends who should see this...

  • sooo true i was like talking to myself like why the fcuk girls want 2 be treated equal if she wants princ fking charming no rly what she set its fking true and its good 2 know that there is a fking girl thats not retarded and spoiled cuz girls just look pretty and boys fking entertain and buy shit for girls and unless this girl is giving you blowjobs every fking day its not worth it leave her and let her be alone so im a boy and im glad some1 posted it on internet so girls will fking understand

  • Omg... I need to stop reading these comments before I try to hunt these people down and slap them in the face. You know Jenna is right so just get the fuck over it. And I'm gonna shove a tampon up that one douche bags ass down there. Fuck!

  • i've been saying this for years, thank you

  • is it just me, or does the background music sound like something that would be in a steamy part of a movie?

  • Disagree! I had no problem with getting dates, and they always took care of dinner, etc. IF they asked me out they PAID! They also opened the doors for me too!  NO PROBLEM sitting at home waiting for a date!!! BOY have things changed!

  • @MortgageCami i don't want to live on this earth anymore (facepalm) any last hope for humanity is gone for me, you type of girls sit on your asses and do NOTHING!!!!!! maybe treat a guy nicer and shit like that and if you don't then i feel sorry for any guy who date's you (btw, i'm a girl) and i'm absoloutly ASHAMED to share the same gender as you, so go off and die a in a hole please, can we please get some chlorine in the gene pool? because you need to be BLEACHED!!!!

  • @markedonmyskin , Thanks for amusing me! It takes all kinds to make the world go round, maybe you should consider therapy that your emotions can be so disturbed by a stranger. BTW I'm a Regional Sales Manager for a Mortgage Company, so the "sitting on your ass" part doesn't apply and I am happily married to a wonderful man who had no problem paying throughout the years of courtship.  Make it a Great Day!

  • @MortgageCami You're missing the point. Most of the times when I go on dates, guys insist on paying. The problem is the women who make that an expectation and don't even want to be independent, instead of appreciating it as a nice gesture that goes both ways.

  • @MortgageCami Yes, some things have changed! Too bad YOU have'nt! As long as males continue to be OPPRESSED by being forced to ask for dates because lying, sexist females WON'T ask, NO male should give ANY female even the sweat off his balls, and he SURE as hell should NEVER pay for a date! Even if those males were'nt forced to ask, why should ASKING decide who PAYS!? Maybe YOU should pay for NOT asking, for saying "yes", or both! Talk about a CHEAP broad running the eternal female SCAM!

  • Fucking lovee this!

  • Go post this as a video response to some reply girl videos

  • Amen.

  • AMEN SISTAAAA!

    gotta work for your shit!

    gahh Jenna u said it soooo right.

  • lol Amen!!!

  • @bowlisticbros yur a dumbass. just cuz she cusses a lot doesnt mean shit. like hell man.

  • I fucking love this girl. Just saying.

  • ♥_♥

  • @Intoxicacated12 Thanks! :D I mean every word ^^ Balance is the key and that way, who needs to feel unsatisfied?

  • I concur.

  • Jenna Marbles dont give a FUCK!!!!......eat your heart out honey badger

  • I hate when guys pay for everything. It makes me feel like shit. I have to pay for everything I can. If I can't buy the both of us dinner I can at least pay for my own food.

  • Jenna I mostly agree with you, but there is 1 thing that you're wrong about. 1) Not all feminists believe in gender roles and many such as Butler fight against it. 2) Feminism is about giving women the same equal OPPORTUNITY as a man. It is not about making the 2 sexes equal in every way.

    I personally like when a man courts me, because I think it is romantic. If other people don't want to live this way, that is fine. People are allowed to have their own preferences sexually. Make sense?

  • @Scalarburn GTFO.

  • Not a single fuck is given by Jenna Marbles.

  • Couldn't had say it any better ! *likeeee*

  • your eyeliner is pretty :)

  • mabe u should get a tampon because u r like on ur time of the month or mabe u should try not to curse tht much

  • @bowlisticbros just because a girl curses alot doesn't mean she is on her period -.-

  • I think that boys and girls have different roles like they are responsible for different things but if you where to count it up the scores would probably come up as 50 50

  • Lol rightttt... You know wht ur sayin

  • LMAOO YOU KILL ME THIS IS SOO TRUE I AGREE EVERYTHING HAS TO BE DONE 50 50

  • I agree, but if I do buy my boyfriend things, and do little for things all of the time, I think the favor should be returned at least sometime. Am I wrong? Should I not do things for him because I shouldn't expect him to do it for me if I do?

  • You just say it haw it is I love it

  • U GO JENNA:) OMG I SOOO SICK OF MY FRIENDS DOING THESE THING JENNA U MAKE AN AMAZING POINT!!!!!!!! GO JENNA :):)

  • well said dude :) just cuz they have a dick doesnt mean that they have to slave away fur ur ass lol

  • SOOOOOOOOOOO true!!! Girls get a fucking job and pull equal weight, THEN you can have that equality!!!!

  • 2,375 people are easily offended  girls

  • You are literally the perfect girl, you're not fucking insane. :D

  • allday airday!!!

  • watermambas

  • Ikr! Ah you speak truth. Finally, he's gone and stopped being sexist... Even if it is only for 2 days...:)

  • Marry Me

  • Lesbians basically take turns paying

  • I know I'm practically elderly as I will be 30 next week.....but yea.....still you are prolly the fucking funniest chic I have seen on youtube....ever......good job.

  • She's got a nice ass cholo adventures

  • Bitch

  • I LOVE THIS! lol

  • Thinking about this, what if the guy is old fashion? My current bf pays for dinner when we go out he doesn't make me pay and I never expect him to pay but he does. Yeah a girl wanting gifts everyday is stupid. It really is. With this shitty economy who can? But I also don't think the girl should pay for everything. That's just lacking gentleman qualities. I'm not saying the guy should maintain her but be there for her and make her feel loved and do special things for her. I just don't think it'

  • @16Lazlo im with you guys old fashion keeps you in love, no need of presents, but we need nice gestures, and when guys hear this... they just act like huge assholes

  • ...So true.

  • I know exactly what you're saying. <3 Thank god someone else sees it my way.

  • most girls piss mi the hell off.. And I am one -_- pretty sad

  • *this girl* gets it.

  • Im in love.................

  • Agreed 100%

  • I like To Lay on the Floor and pretend im a Carrot

  • @winterfartbaconlover i though i was the only one that did that :D

  • Totally agreed!

  • girls like you are the ones that deserve that kind of stuff

  • I totally agree with everything you said :)

  • fuuh i have and internship :(

  • ur eyes r sooo huge.... but thr so beautiful

  • I actually think it's fine for a guy to do some of these things once in a while, to show how much he appreciates a girl if anything else. It just show he's corteous. But yeah, once you're in a commited relationship, that shit gets old real quick...

  • i love you . agree completely

  • Thank you Jenna Marbles! This video made me feel like there still my be some women out there that don't just date us guys for the money and you understand that we can't afford to spend our hard earned money on gifts every week.

  • Ok im a girl and even i have to say that it is fucking stupid when a girl wants a guy to buy her gifts everyday. They are called gifts for a reason because they are given on holidays and birthdays if they are given to you everyday then u must have alot of fucking shit in your house!

  • @toastergurl12 i just have to second this!!!! and if someone is spoiled enough to be getting gifts that often then on holidays its not really special anymore!!!

  • What happened to bye spider man ? D:

  • awwww u rock duderr

  • I 100% agree! Women like that need a slap, honestly hate women who just use men for their money. It's so disrespectful.

  • My ex girlfriend was a feminist, and she expected me to pay for almost everything.

  • @mguieb1988 lol you poor bloke! She sounds like a proper hypocrite man. Good luck with the next chick dude

  • um.. why is there porn music in the back round?

  • Tell them gold diggin bitches.

  • The only thing she didnt talk about is the toilet thing... Of course i understand a girl dosnt want to sit in our piss so yes i will put up the seat... But to want us to put it back down... Who the fuck are you... You cant pay enough attention to watch yourself and not fall in the seat? " eew that gross."... I dont give a fuck pay some attention bitch

  • @dbeazer98

    I would like to ask... do you shit standing up? I doubt it. And girls tend to piss a lot more than guys. Putting down the seat is just common courtesy. Do you really think it looks better with the seat up and all sorts of dirty crap on the bottom of it? For that fact, do you clean the toilet? You shouldn't have to give a fuck, it's a simple thing to do.

  • Jenna marbles is the only female on this planet that understands this... Thank you jenna marbles

  • I'm a lesbian dating a transboy. I bought him his whole wardrobe- and I don't mind this. He needed it, I could provide it, so it happened. But he buys me food, and flowers, and a giant stuffed frog (I love that thing) because relationships are a two way street. Sure, I've spent more money on him than he has on me- but I have the better paying job and I want to do the things.

  • i completely agree. I'm all for equal rights but the guy constantly paying isn't cool. Like paying for the first date is like tradition like white wedding dresses. But for every single date? Its 2012, if you can pay your bills you can pay for your food at dinner. And I hate girls that expect guys to buy them stuff everyday. Isn't that something most girls save for marriage?

  • YEAH! YOU GO JENNA!!! SET THOSE GIRLS STRAIGHT!!!

  • I agree completely! I don't want to be spending my money on my bf all day everyday and I don't want him spending it on me! Like, helloooo?! People got shit to do and take care of, then after that giver shit and blow what you got left on whatever.. :)

  • I'd watch Sesame Street for the rest of my life. I Love Elmo.

  • Amen! 

  • this is my kinda girl no fuckin doubt

  • I want equal rights, I hate double standards; I have bought meals for dates, because I don't expect to be paid for every time! HELL I go dutch just as often! I don't expect shit, because I can take care of my damn self, so AMEN TO YOU! I also shower people with gifts. I'm just that kind of person.

  • @malteseifyme thanks. I just had to let him have it. The funny think is I don't think he responded to my post. Guess he didn't have the balls to do it.

  • Amen, sister! XD

  • you are actually so sick, haha girl with brains :)

  • THIS.

    

  • I fuckin love you! <3

  • less makeup

  • The person below me: Ino rite I was thinking the same thing!!:D

  • your annoying girl voice sounds just like sammi sweetheart !

  • i am so damn glad someone finally said something

  • This all describes real housewives of orange county:)LMFAO

  • 0:54 my cock in her throat