like an orgasm

[MarlasanLovesCake]

I hate it when people laugh hysterically and then say no. that makes me want to kill people

[shaydeeJ]

i cant stand when people way "thats epic"

[BookGirl92]

@justmoijah Atleast it was better then Albertslund ;) ^^

[justmoijah]

I love how you complete mess up the pronunciation of Hampshire. XD

[MaggieSerendipity]

I know you posted this video almost THREE YEARS ago, but I just had to reply with my least favorite phrase:

AMAZEBALLS!

It's not an American thing, but they say it all the time in Australia and other places... Watch johneepixels7's video about it... Fucking hilarious!

[introducingshelby]

you're reading Nylon!(:

[iwannadrinkacupoftea]

as a huge Muse fan, I've noticed that people on youtube always compare their songs to sex or orgasms.

the funny thing about it is that they're totally right.

[roxanney4]

"i would want it up... no no, no no"

i like how you decided against the sentance in the middle of it x)

[darkt303]

would you like a dick in your ass because u sound gay to me

[robosexualdonkey]

@darkt303 Disneykid1 gay??? You must be joking!

[lobum]

It is only Ok to do this when referencing Nutella (Aja sex in a jar)

[SultanaLotus]

oh my gosh i am just too in love with you

[cartergold12]

You're adorable. and i love you.

[ScottishHades]

When people say 'You know?' at the end of a sentence, i am like: no, finish your own fuckin sentence.

[OptionalFish]

0:58

[iamsocoollike11]

It bugs the crap outta me when people say "Sorry 'bout that" ... like why can't they just say "sorry"?!?!

[LittleOldRebekah]

when people say something or someone is "retarded" -.-

[miceylulu]

At my school there were prices for couples and prices for single people. So you'd get a deal as a couple instead of buying two singles. But boys couldn't get boys as their date for the price, same with girls. Their excuse was that then friends would just take advantage of the price and they wanted to prevent that, ignoring the LGBT community.

[samanthak2205]

not that i hate it but when people say "that's so sick" i always have to take a minute to see if they mean that in a positive or negative way... i don't really get why "Sick!" is now synonymous with "cool".

[okichan175]

you are so delightfully awkward :)

[jumboljim]

i need a shout out

[garfieldphan]

I honestly like your voice in your new videos more than these old ones!

[StrangerUnidentified]

Not sure if you're gay but I do dislike gay people very much

[Lumophage]

"fugly" hate it when people say that

[Incenderio]

I've never heard "I like this so much I'd shove it up my" -anything-. But I'd totally say that, about things that I would... but I guess that would take away from the saying.

[music223165]

I hate the phrase "You dont even know"...like someone would say "Omg its so cold outside, you dont even knoww"... yeah i kinda do ya fucktard, im standing right next to you...

[taylorsunshine445]

nylon!!



[AkEmI2KATYA2aRiNa]

Like an orgasm instead of virgin? lmao1! omg!! like that one commercail. mattress discounters. leave the rest to us. they are talking about sex there!! you see it!? lol!!! I hear people compare shit to orgasms. haha. I like this!

[GumiYummi]

Jujyfruits... I have been craving those for days!!!

[redbirdschamps22]

to bad you probabley have them since your dickless

[SoulsNotSoldiers]

I can't stand when people use the word 'chill' to refer to how laid back something is.

[talzei]

I say, "it's better than sex"

just for the weird looks people give me.

[ksamuels229]

ur a faggot

[AydiManzo]

@ksamuels229 You're a loser.

[MATTGILLISPIE]

@ksamuels229 and you're a douche. Done & Done. Glad we got that shit "straight"! (no pun intended) =P

[KelseyANDAlyssaShow]

"Legit" Got on my nerves for a while, but then since all my friends said it I started to...so yeah ha. Its still kinda annoying.

[ItsJuliaTaveras]

My friend always says "It's so orgasmic!" but I only like when she uses the phrase because she does this awesome face. "It's an orgasmic face!" ;)

[USER1046]

woah that's so strange I just noticed my now friends are all christian so they don't swear or use stupid phrases. But I guess before I hated when ppl said "that's nasty"

[coolmovie88]

i just have a question

how long did stevie and joe go out?

[susantarlitz]

I really fucking hate it when people say some think is "stale". But an even worse development I've noticed is when people say something is "flaw". Thats bullshite. Oh. And when people just take a random noun and try to make it an adjective. Like "boss". ITS ALL GETTO BULLSHITE!!!!!

[DiJone]

@susantarlitz saying something is 'boss' is not in any way ghetto. It's more like............ very very 80's. It is in NO WAY ghetto lmfao

[mommyallred]

do you still do the shoutouts? :) if so, Carly from Henderson, Tx <3

[DiJone]

@mommyallred  no.

[alixamett]

Obviously, you have never listened to cold war kids or metric or OMFG Florence and the Machine or Mumford and Mumford and sons or the xx

I pity you for this

Amazing music gives me eargasms

[CCredwing37]

Is this guy considered a "flamer?"

[Amarox3000]

i hate when people go HAHAHAHA no at my jokes coz then I start laughing when they're laughing and then they say no and I have nothing to say except sad face

[mysintolovemen]

Why don't you have a TV show already? You're freaking awesome!!

[idrisisdebeste]

HEE GAYS HAHAHAHA

[TermsOfGameplay]

thats so gay

[rileypmht]

I like the "no-no, no, no"

My favourite thing that anyone can say.

Josh (petrilude) and you have now said that sort of thing.

So funny.

[muffinzboy]

are you gay?

[XxthefailnessxX]

@muffinzboy yeah he is

[chuurrbrroo1]

what the heck , that's silly oi no efence

[sinnab0n]

"Obviously, you have never had an orgasm" *self-satisfied smirk*

[quafflez2]

thats what she said

[emosarenotsuicidal]

i hate when people say something is gay and LILY FROM BRANDON, MISSISSIPPI

[ClayMationMasterMind]

the frase "thats so gay" is realy homophobic!

[chriswutdo]

The fact that people are homophobic do irritate me. Always calling others gay. Imagine if someone really was gay and they had no idea? Now their fucked. See the homophobic phase of a kid is depending on their thoughts of gay and not, they are so focused on not being called gay that they themeselves act like dickfaces, so my comment is... I hate it when people say "that's gay" "ew, are you gay?" "fucking faggot" "fag" etc... You know what I'm talking about guys..

[xbiancaaaax1]

wow people are sooo harsh, i love your videos, and think its great how you dont take peoples hating comments seriously :) keep up the amazing work :)

[DwightWm]

I hate repitition. You are so cute, very cute. and Hot.

[ElderSaiyan]

That vest is like an Orgasm..... This vest is NOT black. That vest is black-not...

[enyadenblaa]

@ElderSaiyan

it looks like the one Apu from Aladdin is wearing :/

[jessemccartney1996]

hahahaha i almost cried laughing when i saw this vid! i love it!

[noodlesinyourface]

DK1 LIKE PP IN HIS BUTT

[Braanndonnn]

i hate gays

[jaud555]

I really miss these videos. =[

[nalona91]

this video is orgasmic

[Cardfanaticzack]

i hate the phrase ''ima go across the skreet and get a puncel''

[jordymacapaca]

let me just ask have your balls dropped ?

[onyxman8]

People, especially coaches, who want 110%!!!!!!! I just want to send them to remedial math class.

[BluntlyAli]

Cigam Spargle from Montreal Quebec

[pink412candy]

jennifer thompson

from beaver falls PA

please ;)

<33

[WeTheBoobees]

haha your hilarious :)

great video, Ashley and Joel from Ontario, Canada ! xox

[cknudson22]

Hahaha you make me laugh.... I totally stopped watching youtube videos for a couple years and just remembered about my subscriptions and you can't believe how much I've missed your silliness lol. Keep it up :)

[Peaches70380]

I normally call those food orgasms "mouthgasms". mmmmmm

[romancewriter717]

I say songs are orgasmic. lmao. But I mostly say Eargasmic. lol. <33

[nashesl1994]

hahaah your prolly not gonna be able to say our names but Nashe and Aphrael from bellows falls Vermont

[cherrydog9]

"no-brainer"

"don't be a stranger"

misuse of "literally"

[theboringteenager]

@pacorno duh!

[hersmazing101]

omglee I hate wen ppl say thats wat he/she sed! so obnoxious and immature

[Emo4life278]

i hate when people say legit.

[momauna]

Hannah from Portland Oregon <3

[xpinkxc00kiex]

u remind me of mr.bean

[TheKie0001]

ur gay as fuck

[MustangIsAPimp]

lol. it sounded like you said, "ew, not a good DOODY fruit" lol :)

[xYAYO33x]

ID RATHER DRINK THAN FUCK!!!

[Soljabunny47]

You remind me of this guy in my French class :] I love you both :] Hahaha

[fellnluv921]

i love watching your videos when im high hahahahaha

[indubitabil]

are you gay DUDE?

[LozzyChops]

your vids are brill! am determined to watch em all! =]

Lauren from Sawley, Nottingham, Eng

[chavon1189]

I have to admit that when I like something a lot(based solely on the idea of it) I say "OMG...I wanna lick it." or "I would lick it." It can span anywhere from a computer to a video game. It's not sexual, which people usually think, it's just something I say.

[julyaCOUTURE]

lol. ours videos are orgasmic

[WhenIdreamaboutyou]

Cool I live next to Albertslund.

[imademonhunter]

i hate when ppl say "that's what she said" ....

[wewillrockyou22]

i hate the phrase "thats so gay" and im not just saying that cause your gay i really hate that phrase

[tinbrugs2007]

@wewillrockyou22 I agree with you, I hate the phrase "that's so gay" and I hate the word "fag".

[puddinginthemorning]

@wewillrockyou22 whenever someone says that I tell them never to say it again and I get really angry at them. All of my friends know not to say it when I'm around, 'cause I'll open a can on them.

[zames259]

omg ur so funny i love it ur fit as well haha and dead funny when its two of u

[TheBrennybren]

whats a sadie hawkins dance? is it like a prom?

[zzedzzzed]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

i hate That

sexy shout out me

Katie

Berkeley, CA

[queenstarsha]

I know it's not really the same, but I hate when ppl ask "How r u doing?" and they really don't give a crap how u are, ya know? Or if you mindlessly do that to an old person...omg...marathon chat in the grocery store, seriously!

Irene Rockwall TX xD

[MarkCrilley13]

or its when they ask you and when u answer them they walk away or do something else

[alexnumero3]

I hate when ppl r like ur mom... Like srsly who says that anymore???

ALEXANDRA FROM HELOTES TEXAS BABY!

[Rambler342]

ummm i hate it when people say 'omg, did u see that' and they ignore the fact that i am standing next to them and we are looking in the same direction

[blondie1423]

rebecca from hanau, germany!

nice vid and so true

[royalmess89]

Same situation. I used to have a male friend that would always compare food to sex. So, if he had a chocolate cake he would say "Oh, its better than sex". Same applied to just about every food, even french fries. It got so irritating, I never saw the point to that comment.

[hugsar3ov3rat3d]

it really makes me irritated when people say "can everyone just be happy" cause i used too say it was like my thing when my parents and my sis were fightig and then my sis started saying it and then her frends started saying it and it jut made everything bad :?

[bryanpanda]

LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!

[987bubbles987]

i'll have what she's having =p

[TorturedV2]

Whats the name of the song at the end? i recognise it from somewhere..

[hannahhansiesthippo]

hannah

from

somerset england =D

your awsome!!!

[loubyx3]

"i remember my dancce,

which i cried at and never went to another dance after that

but have fun !"

LOL :)

[frenchVanilla13]

I hate it when people say "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it"

Because yeah, like you can cross the bridge any other fucking time.

[RozTheDiffy44]

Rowanna from Brighton, isn't that fabulous? No, BRIGHTON HAD GAY PRIDE ON LAST WEEK! I mean gay prides all right and everything, i aint homophobic, but trust me, when ur shopping with friends and u see a bunch of nude people riding bicycles with gay pride signs, it aint nice.

[rheaalex]

Pride wasnt last week it was yesterday ;L

[RozTheDiffy44]

does it really matter when it was? I am so repulsed from seeing the talents of gay people at gay pride i cant remember whether it was last week or yesterday!?

And once again, gays are cool unless you see then riding bikes naked.

[CanadaOwyn]

I can't stand when people say something is "Weak-sauce"...like... wtf does that even mean???

<3

[foreveremo]

i hate when people say: omg that is SEX.. and they emphasize the word "SEX" and they bend their knees... it does my head in

or i hate when people say: you get me? (after every sentence)

[Riannajean13]

i feel like you're just making people put up their names and lotcations just for stalkers to well... stalk and or kill that person. woo!

[spnky92]

:58 he even acts like eric forman the little somewhat laugh that he does haha

[spnky92]

damn he looks just like eric forman!!

[grimreaper2lover]

i hate when people use text talk like lol jkjk or ttyl its fucking gay

[RozTheDiffy44]

but it's quicker, but i hate the text talk of lol, ugh.

[XsoftvoicesX]

I CANT STAND "EPIC FAIL" LOL.

OMG ME HAHA.

Rachel from vermont :D

[Keatonus]

I liked that last part when you said you cried at your dance.

[lakota246]

i hate when people say

yah know?

or

you dont even understand

or

no joke

[allahisblack]

I actually doubt homosexuals get offended nowadays when they get called homo or fag... It's like calling a straight guy straight

[NyappyYuichi]

Well , if it's fag or faggot that we get called , it is offensive.

[whatevaforevahehe]

It honestly just depends on the person.

[nessaboo4942]

Janessa new

Apple Valley, CA

[allo325]

i hate when people say your mom or thats what she ssaid.

[ohhitsjesse]

oh i so agree with you on that, and the one i can not stand is "THATS SO GAY" its really dumb. btw your amazing

xoxo

[cicelyalyce1234]

i saw you on nats page, and i fucking love you! your awesome and awesome videos. Keep it up ! :]

[killerskilz666]

you are the gayest person that has ever crossed my eyesight. go suck a dick and hope that i never see your limp wristed ways again FAG!!!

[NyappyYuichi]

Is your father absent and your mother dominating?

[billiefan05]

when people say for the win cause it makes no sense.

the phrase sexy beast

saying prolly instead of probably

smexy, schweet, and that's what she said unless it's really clever.

[thatmongolianguy]

have u had sex??

with a girl??

[knightly1one]

is a disneykid allowed to say "fucking"?

[emogirl90211]

Amelia Harwich, Massachusetts

[emogirl90211]

you probobly get this alot but your so cute!!!!!!

[pendant517]

I AM SOOO WITH YOU

[Arakhor]

Hampshire is pronounced "Hamp-shuh" :)

[s3dooooooooooooooon]

GaY..

[rAnDomGaL007]

lets say your cryingg...and someone just comes and asks "if you OK"

NO SHIT YOUR NOT "OK"

GOT NUTHIN ELSE TO SAY

[LetmiBUrExtasy]

When people get killed really bad on Halo and they're like "Omg, that dude just RAPED me"...

Really? He "raped" you?

[niloofachan]

when you get hurt somewhere... for instance your leg, and you start holding onto it and saying it hurts, andthen someone comes out randomly and says: "where doesit hurt?".... ergh X(

[RyuzakiandKaorei]

lol I agree oh and one word I can't stand to have people use so often and so carelessly is the word 'hate' .....

Aww, why did you cry?

[terraborn7]

Wow Hampshire in England is my home town :D hehe

[cheeseeater011]

its a county ... and yes i live there too

[pacorno]

OMFG i love this vid hahahahaha

good}

xD

the best part

" i mean theyre so good xDD""

hahahaha

[Simp1yFabu1ous]

lols! LOVE YOUR VIDEOS! You seem like a BLAST to hang out with!!!! <3

[ohitscaterina]

"what the buttsexx"

NO DONT SAY IT.

[SR0Penne0Brillo]

hahahaha hamp-shire :P we say "hampsheer" or "hampshuh"

[chasecountygal]

scream like its your first time!

[randomgirl2230]

why does that matter...??

[KilliSchilli]

it sounds so cute when you say "fucking ...."

i love it..

well, maybe its because i only understand that.. :D

im sorry for my baaaaaaaad english..

im from germany (also kosovo)

aaaaaaaand..i dont learn enough to speak english pretty good.

bye

venera

[TinyHungarian]

you speak english pretty well

[KilliSchilli]

ouh. thank you but i dont think so ;D

[awsomeoage77]

I hate swearing, but the way my family does it, like if my dad or sister or brothers are annoyed they'll say something like "you're doing my bastard head in!" or other swear words get tossed around where they really shouldn't, like my sister often says "pissing hell" and one of my brothers swears like he has tourrettes because he really yells to the point it's a little scary. Of course I rarely ever swear, I have to be really mad to do it, so I come off as the innocent well mannered one at home.

[jopislavkica]

you are gay right?

[Rikanatorrrr]

Lmao!

:)

[jonatanostberg]

Haha. So funny! I totally understand what you mean.

It's just like this friend of mine and I went out for cake at this new place. She kept going on about how good it was, and then se shaid: "It totally fucks in my mouth." I got so embarresed, and didn't want another bit of mine.

The worst thing is that she just continue saying that phrase. HELP ME!

[bloggerscorner]

when somthing bad happens people always say they got raped... Thats wierd and needs to stop

[kerichan333]

Keri from Vancouver, BC

[ahnichi1]

Naomi from skagit county!!!!<3 love your videos

[mariadrejake]

haha "why would you say that"

LOL doll.

-Drea <3

[TheEmilieH]

aLBERTSLUND DENMARK?!?! i live right next to him lol you say it in a funny way XD

[lala319018]

"OMG, _______ is my crack" it's so overused that I'm not starting to believe there are WAY more crack addicts than I previously thought.

[rainewater85]

I dislike the expression for when someone's in an ill mood and another will say, "what crawled up your ***?" or "who **** in your cheerios?" Quite vulgar and altogether unnecessary.

[TylerBunnylover]

Haha, at school, our caff serves ((surprisingly!!)) some really good cake, and it's so good, that my guy friends refer to it as "Orgasmic cupcakes" and when have muffins they call it "orgasmic muffins". I remember when Caveman asked me to try the cupcake, I said, "Oh my God, I just lost my virginity to a piece of cake" he just burst out into laughter. Well...SOMEONE gets my jokes. ((it was later i found out he WASN'T laughing at me. we're all just pervs.))

[GregCam64]

CHRIS SULLIVAN

From PALGRAVE, ONTARIO!!!