My Turtle thinks it's a Dog!

[ryutiuyohyoiuy8iyiur]

turtles do that crap

[LehGil]

fun music

[Peeenos]

wow this video is really gayhouse

[perfectinsanity26]

i have a baby salcata they are very smart 

[jenny6676]

i like ur turtle, he's very cute :)

[Mineshack]

How much do they cost to heat?

[180Joseph]

the song is great.

[weda737]

this guy loves his tortoise, can't wait til mine is grown.

[DanDeeDee]

It looks like you have a special bond with your tortoise and I commend you for that. I have found animals are much more loving and kind than people. Some of those that responded to your video verify that even more. I am sorry you have to deal with that. Since you downloaded your video in 2006. How is your tortoise doing ?? Do you have any updated videos ??

[jenny6676]

@DanDeeDee Animals are much more kind then people.

The unfortunate thing about people is that there are normal people and then there are fucked up people, and initially there is no way to tell the difference.

[Dance4Lifez]

???? first of all thats a tortoise not a turtle.... just saying..... and in what way does your "turtle" thik its a dog?????

[MyAmericangangster]

Did he Bark?

[Cassandraspetcanary]

I cant tell from your pictures how your turtle thinks its a dog. Perhaps if you made a short film and posted that....

[tall32guy]

He is so cute! What is his name? :)

[Themotherofhim220]

im not sure why people are haten, this guy likes his tortoise! so do I!!!!

[TheLemmingJesus]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[starshock01]

tortoise not turtle

[entadat]

i love the song. :)

[raccooner1]

this is not A turtle ! its a tortoise , just thoiught you might need educating

[hildegain]

@raccooner1 It says tortoise in the description ;)

[lucassrocks1]

this is actually a cool tortise so everyone needs to chill

[nmoraites05]

this video wasted time of a 117,305 people

[MrBmgbmg16]

IT'S A TORTOISE! Not a turtle, you lied to us.

[665supersniper]

that a tortoise and it is acting like a tortoise. [: o]

[figueroaedgar15]

damn....... fuck man that video was soo fucking horrible man... shit!!!! waste of my life

[redstar1236]

In Russia my dog think's it's a turtle

[RhysonXbox]

@beliebergurls yes! all they say is turtle turtle turtle!

[LittleZappey]

What kind of turtle is that

[weda737]

Love it, I've done lots of research and plan to purchase a baby sulcata in a couple weeks once I have everything set up.

[lylaconcerta]

why are all the negative comments, can't say anything good then keep it to yourself, looser.

I like it. I think it is great that you have this as your pet. Will last your life time. Wish i could have one.

[lylaconcerta]

why are all the negative comments, can't say anything good then keep it to yourself, looser

[hrmny28]

loved the pics my kids got a kick out of them and would like to know what song this is . they also were wondering just how old is your turtle and what kind of cares does he require?

[generalreap0076]

I LIVE IN AUS. I WANT A TORTISE, WHERE DO U GET EM

[gartner10112]

hey, the theme from dumb and dumber!!!

[holt2k]

I just see the same still photos looped for 2 minutes. There is nothing in this video that would lead me to believe that this tortoise was as smart as a dog.

[OpalHadley]

N'aww he's cute! I love them, I own a Hermanns tortoise who's a funny little onion! he sleeps in my Ugg boot sometimes and he's really curious!

[TheJdoggy]

your freeking awesome, love the comebacks

[rcsuperhornet]

this guy is funny reed all the nice come backs he has

[rougishmoonsocket]

dude u love ur turtle i want one as a pet!

[polarBEAR819]

thats a tortoise

[grayfire777]

well i dont know about the rest of you haters but a vid with a turtle chillin gets my thumbs up...TURTLES RULE!!!

[TheBassgorilla]

this guy is an innovator! hes said to hell with the whole puppy routine.. and just gone straight up TURTLE!.... i bet he got so much pussy...

[0wolfplayer0]

@TheBassgorilla I wish Youtube could filter such perverted comments like this which you posted :P

[TheBassgorilla]

@0wolfplayer0 shouldnt you be cyber sexing on your video games.... how do you have time to post comments on youtube....quit being so damn sensitive also my comment is not perverted, its not like im on a video of 15 year old girls dancing going " thats hot!"..... tard ass.

[0wolfplayer0]

@TheBassgorilla lol I meant ur a trash talker and I meant that youtube should ban people like u :P

[TheBassgorilla]

@0wolfplayer0 your the trash talker. i posted a comment that was ment to be funny, you posted a comment calling me a pervert...... you are a hipocrit.

[0wolfplayer0]

@TheBassgorilla lol well you did say the alternative word for a woman's crotch part...

[chefjimmie1]

I thought I was going to see him trying to catch a Frisbee!

[guinevere249]

And how does this make him think his turtle thinks he's a dog?? Just Asking?

[april0293]

FAVORITED !!... only because of the comments... they are hilarious

[victoriarandolph123]

@ThatSoJamie look at my vid my turtle does bark

[joereece86]

why is their so many gay comments on the video? oh wait, it because the dude is gay.... my bad, i get it

[mousechronicles]

what a cute turtle! wow ur turtle sure seems to like u. all the turtles i've ever seen run away from me :(

oh btw i think it is actually a tortoise but whatever

[cyberray]

No, you got it all wrong this is not a sex video, is a turtle video... You are a very conrfused individual, Get Help, please

[cyberray]

NO I am NOT, but I have a brother that is, would you like his number?

[Zomb1eX]

@cyberray Um no? and you are a fagget remove this fucking video

[MrFuuds]

Sooo, does that mean you normally have dogs on your shoulder?

[cyberray]

@MrFuuds

iF THEir small enbough

[StacyB75]

This is a tortoise....not a turtle....

[MrsWarren78]

suck this video is boring you suck sorry

[cyberray]

@MrsWarren78

Sorry you think I suck, I was hoping my girlfirend did...

[246sam1]

@cyberray oooohhhh u just burnt him/her....

Sttttttttt

[hildegain]

@MrsWarren78 Hilarious how you put 'sorry' in a comment intended to insult XD

[RainDropz1000]

omg at 0:41 where is its shell? O_O

[fable205]

@RainDropz1000 its a frog lol

[chewy4821]

I WANT A TURTLE WAHHHH



[EchoingSky]

why is this video so funny to me?

[HiMichaelxD]

The first word of the song sounds alot like boob

[superchargewhine]

@domesticfagkiller i reopened your jdm867 account. you're welcome.

[imgarrafh6h3j]

Thats a tortis not a Turtle!

[AnimalLoverTilDeath]

sorri to burst ur bubble but thats a tortoise

[WasabiBurgler]

you prehaps didnt know but its normal for sulcatas to exhibit dog-like behaviors such as responing to their name and ive even heard of them fetching sticks

[penguins571]

that's a tortoise why can't people tell the difference >:(

[EverythingMe15]

@penguins571 guy in the vid cant tell the difference between a parrot and a tortuous either .... tortoises are not for carrying on your shoulders for cheesy picks :)

[thedarksideofmyass]

why?

[TEMPTAION45]

nice

[Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow]

wow im in the highest rated comments and my penis is okay : )

[shadowmia22]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow

Glad to hear your penis is ok. Too bad your brain isn't!

[halfbro]

Does the turtle think it's a dog?..... or do you think it's a dog???

[EBAIGTS]

Every dog thinks they are a turtle

[AngieTheTurtle]

I watched this video 3 years ago lmao, I'm still trying to find the name of the song!

[Minaruu]

@AngieTheTurtle Isn't it boom shack-a-lak?

[AngieTheTurtle]

@Minaruu OMG! Your right! When I typed in the lyrics, random videos would come up! Apache Indian's songs are funny and catchy xD, thank yooou~!

[santiago2991]

@AngieTheTurtle Apache Indian - Boom Shack-A-Lak

[TheRuniteD]

Does it bark

[Mammasaymammasaw]

OR maybe your TURTLE thinks he's A *drum role please!*......TORTOISE! lol cute reptile.

[Jrye37]

Thumbs up for random frog

[omes7922]

I heard this song on dumb and dumber lol

[XxHelloKitty98xX]

i have a turtle she is very sweet and is a greek tortoise :)

[TehRealTurtle]

so its true

turtles are man best friend

[leo16476]

be careful when your tortise in the water it can drown is not like the water turtles

[kaguyazzzz]

i love the music XD

[GanonTheEchidna]

i hope u know its a tortise

[dawggg101]

its like the same dozen pics all over again and again

[ashpash0812]

how old is it??? mine are like TINY still =/

[angie4josh]

Turtles are prehistoric beings and have an excellent sense of memory, they are extremely wise old things, they live for hundreds of years and have watched the whole world change over and over again, I would like to be reincarnated as a galapogus turtle.

[blisster22]

@angie4josh Beings? I would call them creatures as they do not have the capacity of thought and communication that our species has. As for wise, I'd have to refer to the previous sentence and the video where a turtle is trying to mate with a shoe. It's here on youtube, search for "turtle rapes shoe." With that, I bid you good day!

[ita1iani55im0]

@blisster22 You are quite wrong on different levels. First, you obviously cannot see the deriviation of a word. BEING, a noun derived from the verb "to be" in the sense "to live". Tortoise obviously are alive, I would like to see you disprove that. Second, thank you for pointing out the obvious of saying they that they are not as smart as us, bravo. But, I would like to see our species last for as long as the family of testudinidae has.

[ita1iani55im0]

@blisster22 We have been here for a relatively short time, and guess what, we have already made ourselves endangered of extinction, AND we are taking the whole planet with us. Third, you obviously have no real experience with a tortoise or a turtle. So what it tried to mate with a shoe, to any hormone driven tortoise, a shoe could damn well be another tortoise. Also, beleive me, people have tried to mate with MUCH worse, dead body anybody? But, my tortoise can recognize me on sight and sound.

[blisster22]

@ita1iani55im0 Wow, thomebody thure ith thenthitive. Put on your man pants for a second. A tortoise is still a creature. It does not possess the level of intelligence to have rational thought. I will concede that it exists, but it does not think much past its most basic needs. Food, water and procreation. Of course your tortoise recognizes you. You feed it. It has learned that through all of the contact you've had with it.

Really? Using necrophilia to prove a point? lol

[ita1iani55im0]

@blisster22 Of course, the most basic needs are all they want. that is what is truly important. When you think about, most if not all things we most desire lead back to the most basic needs. Also, I already know that he recognizes me due to the reasons you named, but due to Youtube text limitations I was unable to futher my point, and I incorrectly found it unnecessary. 

[ita1iani55im0]

@blisster22 What I was trying to prove was that they do have a brain capacity that has developed well enough as he is able to distinguish me from others, and when he gets aggressive due to the mating season, I am the one thing he will not attack. How am I not being a man? So is your definition of being a man to be lazy and submissive? I would rather stand up for what I believe in, unlike many other people. If you have a sibling, what would you do if somebody was talkng shit about them?

[SalamanderKing111]

@angie4josh me too :P

[davidshow2]

owhhhh that must of hurt and btw why the heal did you have a shower with it

[Teufellein1]

that´s crazy

[tw1stedgrudge]

I've never seen a Sulcata that eager to go into deep water like that, to be honest.

Mines would never go that far into that height of water, they'd freak.

[chr1smoore]

what da hell is this!??!?

[DarkxKarma]

dumband dumber music nice

[adnemeister]

i got so confused...

[torterratom]

:( this reminds me of my dead turtle

[aemoriginal]

music name?

[herbalist1984]

i hav 2 sulcata's 1 can swim and 1 ov then car'nt and its a tortoise NOT a turtle :-$

[turtleman124]

lol cool were can i buy one?

[colton310]

dude i have a african spired tortise and she cant swim and she thinks shes a dog to

[scotthammar]

Irony (from the Ancient Greek εἰρωνεία eirōneía, meaning hypocrisy, deception, or feigned ignorance). D bag. What you have there in the video is a tortoise not a turtle. I find it ironic that the title of ur cheezy video pokes fun at your "turtle" for thinking its a dog when u don't know what "it" is. Somebody, help.

[RyanNilcea05]

Is too cute.....I have a russian tortoise, and yours looks too much like her...They are adorable.

[scotthammar]

Ironically, you think your tortoise is a turtle.

[ClosedProductions]

How is that irony? o_o

[scotthammar]

seriously?

[ClosedProductions]

@scotthammar SERIOUSLY. You clearly don't know what irony is if you think someone believing a tortoise is actually a turtle is irony. That isn't irony in the least.

[ieroscarpet]

I kind of expected this video to have a turtle fetching a stick :/

[YourLastPatriot]

haha yeah me too

[PirateSmoothie]

LOL....loving the song.....

[allthatremains2009]

haha this is the song from dumb and dumber!!! classic

[swedenwarhammerclub]

1:14 WTF

[Crys42019]

@swedenwarhammerclub sorry I did not mean to vote.

[Crys42019]

@swedenwarhammerclub sorry I did not mean to vote.

[leileihua]

I like the song Who does it??????????????

[lolbean25]

The song is by Apache Indian....not sure of the song title...or the spelling of the band :p But that's who it is ^_^

[Sammy78girl]

cooooooooolll and doesnt the turtle run away

[Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow]

I have a turtle i took a bath with it last time it bit my penis : )

[plzdontfeedthecows]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow 

O.o WHY WOULD YOU BE SMILING ABOUT THAT?!?!?

[cliffcartagena]

i think because he doesnt have one.. o.o

[pvtlchurchx]

ok how could the turtle bite his penis if he didnt have one captain obvious

[katlynn150]

@plzdontfeedthecows

b/c he liked it.

[bloody31234]

cuz he won the internet

[jiekai99]

wtf?

[katlynn150]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow

u enjoyed that

[Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow]

@katlynn150 No no no my penis was bleeding *ouch!*

[ap0cal1ptyca]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow gross...

[caribeano15]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow and you are happy aout it

[NewbornHippo]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow lol!!!! it bit haha

[snaplewater14]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow

wow i hope it wasnt a snapping turtle lol that would suck

[toontownlegomaster]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow Now why da F*ck would you take a bath with a turtle knowing the risk of you having your penis bitten off??!?!?

[Nyambui]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow That sounds scary! you fed it hotdogs didn't you?

[jacobislucas]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow did you learn anything?

[7SwitzerlandAustria7]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow Thats A redneck turtle!

[jabbawockee1887]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow YOO ROFL

[eggrollman24]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow wtf @!!!!! i hope it let go and hope you still have it

[WakingMajority]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow Well you certainly had it coming...

[DomTheRulerOfUndead]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow ...........wow...

[JordanHF00]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow oh shit! oh dude! holy fucking shit that would huuuuuurt!

[jabbo224]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow lol

[SolidLiquidGases]

@Y0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ow You love it don'tcha son?

[MsNoeleatkinson]

my turtle eats dog food,climbs stairs,scratches doors

[herbalist1984]

@MsNoeleatkinson dog food it BAD 4 them u mong

[leggyllegs]

I am now sad that my tortoise is hibernating. And fully grown. haha

[william7705]

I have a Sulcata 2 he will be 2 in jan. and his name is Herman

[lblanco93722]

I think this guy really loves his tortoise. I miss mine.

[gorditaking69]

Whats name of this song ? anyone know ??

[gymnasticsforever101]

what type of animal is that at *0:42*?

[GFermin91]

I love how you two are just chilling on the hamock... you guys look like old buddies.

[aoepanda1980]

were does it say that it think it a dog?becouse i only lot of repeating picture over and over.

[L1T3x1TxUP]

turtles are a mans best friend

[dipole629]

What's this song called?