Hardly Working: Bangkok

[yxoxuxxtxuxbxe]

i have been to bangkok and they are right they are hardly working around some parts

[TheDarkStar9966]

2:16 I thought Jake sat across from Amir.

[LwNickV]

everytime rosie says shit he bites his hand lol... like in dodgeball

[DalleDayul]

"We're pregnant bro"

I want to watch more of that story

[splush98]

I wonder if uncle Sam will slap my cock

[coxeroney]

you people probably wake up and have a cock slap after a bagle....how did he know ?

[1tabsam]

dam who's that chick!

[cleeprevo]

"Dan, do this part of the video or you're fired..." *Skips to 1:19*

[swimteamizzle1114]

I really don't get this.

I get that he's afraid Amir's gonna hit him in the cock because of the whole Bangkok thing, but then why does he suddenly "need" someone to slap his cock?

[dedicateDx6]

did anyone notice that pat's desk was across from amir's desk instead of jake?

[Kango234]

did anyone else notice pat said he was pregnant and there was a tape of juniors on Dan's desk

[123lightingman]

0:52 lol so funny.

[ids5621]

dan and amir. Best CH employees

[Theonelwholovespie]

are Jake and Pat recreating the film Junior?!

[jeenyus720]

they really suck at slow claps

[CptValeria]

@jeenyus720 Agreed

[gunjank]

Maybe I am stupid..or missing a reference..but I didn't understand what happened in this sketch? Some one help me before I drive myself nuts trying to figure it out?

[RyanPriceish]

He payed taxes since he was 4?

[plt801echo]

da fuck

[monstaslaya]

Dan is hilarious

[monterx1]

Dan Gurewitch: Paying taxes since he was 4.

[sxdrey]

Dan ... you are a brave man

*SALUTES*

[sirdoodlebug219]

Dan Gurewitch. Paying his taxes since he was 4.

[wh1474]

Will suck cock for slap cock

[robthomy]

Dan paid his taxes since he was 4?

[ManziMovies]

0:52 why does Dan keep having multiple orgasms? o.O

[sirdoodlebug219]

@ManziMovies Ben Shwartz is in the background clicking his fingers :)

[HelpfulJjam]

Dan is the best actor at CollegeHumor lol

[LieutenantYram]

so this is where the sign is from

[thatguyoverthere202]

whos the blond girl shes hot

[DaTubaDude97]

I thought he jumped because he was looking at the junior VHS

[classicrockmann]

Wait, why does Dan have a copy of "Junior" on VHS?

[iamtheeggman18]

Why was Pat at Jakes desk at the end?

[Kingphilco]

He's been paying taxes since he was 4?

[TraverseCarton0]

@Kingphilco - VAT, Inheritance tax, Capital Gains tax, Excise Duty. I could go on!

[OverWorkedUnderpay]

when collegehumor was funny i miss this lol

[dcs290]

i allways do that when i do a handshake

[Giorgos216]

I think he's taking a shit... that was great!

[frigginchocolate2]

0:12 random wheelchair

[0wnage00100]

Can't wait to see Jake and Pat's baby

[TheGretschFanatic27]

Dan has so much balls to do that on the street. Manliest man at collegehumor.

[leeph]

@TheGretschFanatic27 Hes a dedicated comedian!

[ValiantNoobTube]

@TheGretschFanatic27 They're all paid actors walking past him. Dude, don't you think someone would react to him or actually slap his cock? LOL. Think before you comment idiot.

[purplewindbreak]

i wonder if any one seriously approached him on that street offer

[GreenFloyd12]

@purplewindbreak I would have done it jokingly, but only if it was someone I recognized as doing it for a joke, like Dan.

[joedamasterninja]

Dan's got balls...I'd never sit near a busy New York street holding a "will suck cock for cock slap" sign, let alone yell it out.

[smilyface38]

man that girl at 1:01 is hot O________O

[callmeTruman]

what do they even do on this floor

[thewildbeast713]

So i guess he is gay???

[lifesnova]

Dan paid his taxes when he was 4?

[MrEcstreet54]

Does anyone notice the BABY IN THE BACKROUND at 1:41 while Dan in holding a sign that says that he will suck cock!!!!!!

[TheNuren101]

I really need to get some sleep -_____-

Why are you doing this to me CollegeHumor ?

[Sthorvnes]

@TheNuren101

Just watch more of these starring Dan.

He`s acting will make you turn it off.

[DirtyyChimp]

@TheNuren101 shut the fuck up

[Ibledue]

Dan has some balls of steel to go out on the streets and to hold that sign.

[darrenneo100]

somehow this is gay

[Jupiterninja95]

if a male passes a pregnancy test, they probably have testicular cancer. im not being funny or anything.

[fireflyeclipse]

JAKE AND PAT ARE PREGNENT?!?!?!?!

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

i dont get this...at all

[benislikedabomb]

2:43

[watchurdubstep]

vhs of junior on dans desk????

[LiveForFunny]

lol... i wonder if anyone actually came up to dan when he was holding that sign on the street.

[TheAlertHusky]

Why is there a vhs copy of junior on dans desk?

[ksarahhsarah]

we're pregnant, bro!

[frdmsh]

i live in Bangkok ._.

[missanna224]

When they shot the scene in the street the people must have been sooooo weirded out. Someone filming a homeless guy with a sign like that...

[hammam0]

oo...Bang Cock

[Rock6754]

@YoungKeley sorry. I was relly pissed when I left that first comment. Didnt mean anything against you. Sorry.

[Rock6754]

@YoungKeley it's a joke you dumb fuck.

[alexhan6]

What do the people walking by think about Dan?

[YoungKeley]

if he is 24 how would he be paying taxes for 20 years??=D

[dianeloveslavida]

is bangkok a clever play on words here?

[TheExarion]

HeySarah,nouc4gbiIwaswondering­ifyoucouldSLAPMYCOCK.

[djderekdude]

i love how at 0:18 he moved his hands out of the way XD

[kman41000]

Wow " Is this deal still on"!

[rageboyRM]

Oh, I get it, the begginning where Pat and Jake are apparently pregnant corresponds with the movie "Junior" which Dan was holding at 0:31

[tyrahutcherson02]

*pregnant

[tyrahutcherson02]

Were prwfnant man!

[kd550]

Nice Timing Shouting out COCK! when a mum with a baby stroller walks by... LOL!

[1990GreenDay2009]

If all of them have the same birth date, how is Amir 25 and Dan 24. Then again, how does Hardly Working: Age Hierarchy work?

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@1990GreenDay2009 Different years man.

[puppyluveromg]

@1990GreenDay2009 I think they were simply born on the same day: August 19, but not the same year...

[MrOllidaman]

@1990GreenDay2009 ....who cares?

[1990GreenDay2009]

@MrOllidaman Me god dammit

[DinoDude725]

@1990GreenDay2009 or 'Sarahs Birthday'

[Mr0Beast]

@1990GreenDay2009 ya same date but not same year, dans a year behind, and so amir may kick dans buttocks

[TheMrGuthrie]

@1990GreenDay2009 amir is 25?.... ewww and odd number. XD

[1990GreenDay2009]

@TheMrGuthrie It's prime numbers not odd numbers. And 25 is a composite number because it has more factors than one and itself (1, 25, and 5)

[TheMrGuthrie]

@1990GreenDay2009 Dude you are thinking into this way too seriously, i said that as a joke from another hardly working video, just chill.

[TheMrGuthrie]

@1990GreenDay2009 and no 25 is an odd number i never meant anything about composite or prime, I have no idea where you are getting into that...

[1990GreenDay2009]

@TheMrGuthrie In Age Hierarchy, they all talk about prime numbers being gross

[dragonborn214]

@1990GreenDay2009 they never said they had the same year

[ITSMAZDA]

lololololol

[anizlee13]

"Hey, Dan!"

"MY COCK!"

[anizlee13]

"What are you trying to be, the wind?"

[FearM4]

I read in a book that the name BangKok was inspired by Bang Makok

its true.....Bang..my...cock

[iamnotaskater11]

hes been paying taxes since he was 4?

[propcomicdoinyourmom]

@iamnotaskater11 hhahahaha nice call :P

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

@Naeka hardly working all nighters spooning and ball game or soft ball or something

[leprachaunguy]

Dan is just amazing XD

[SuperRandomToast]

Only dan. XD

[Naeka]

Why does Rosie cover his mouth and talk funny everytime he mentions Dan taking a shit? xD

<3 Jake and Pat? Jat. Or Pake. 8D

[Tylergbred]

the Americana Apparel add for stripes distracted me from the whole vid.

stripes...better then any ch vid.



[Darkprotoman64]

why was Dan looking at Junior

[five65seven]

Did Dan say "My cock!" !

[revessolitaires]

I've always wondered what that Amir poster said! :D

[MrSecret997]

did amir get taller

[STevEKlm012]

@MrSecret997 I think Dan's just short, although I think Amir is pretty tall (for me, at least).

[DavidSebua]

WAWHAWHAWHWAHHA at the end

[Pr0LegendsAAJ]

random dude: hey man does this offer still stand? :|

dan: (denial laugh) ehehehehehe....hehehe.....he..­.... yep :/

[hotkoolaid123]

more proof that dan is the best

[AMAZINGDOG402]

Amir broke the Fourth Wall

[QueenOfPessimism]

I woner if anyone on the street tried to take his offer.

[ritzhandles7]

godamm beer

[93sk8rguy]

No Keith, it's Brinner.

[sirluckduck]

dude... how did dan manage to pull off that sign show in public?

[MrQueenski]

Thumbs up for the off beat epic clap

[MrQueenski]

Thumbs up for the off beat epic clap

[99anish9]

"You dont have a soul! But i got something... I got a cock!"

[ConcordHM]

why is pat sitting across from amir?

[enigma81581]

I have definitely heard that music before....I mean the piano music that starts at about 1:14. Does anyone know where thats from?

[guywhoskool]

"i paid my taxes for 20 years!" ..hes only 24

[N4RUT0Ship]

2:14 Why was Pat sitting at Jake's desk?

[rottishake]

he payed his tax for 20 years but hes 24? hes been paying since he was 4?!

[PleaseNotAgain1]

I like dan's jeans.

[Greendaycheese]

I wonder how Pat and Jake's baby turned out to be..

[MarioBario]

i'd let sarah do other stuff with my cock

[Freakof5FDP]

Lmao, this offer still stand? *looks around* yeah

[mrfrelancekiller]

i dont get it.

[lolz2935]

i lol'ed so hard, Dan is so badass that he can actually go in public and do that

[shadowsofsaddness]

What was that song?

[herm000]

The blonde with glasses looks cute ;)

[Hero9of5the9Day]

I'm digging the chick sitting with Rosie

[hanley2458]

rosie is such a pot head

[snownlystupid]

0:16 look at the office behind them. WTF HAPPENED?

[supertester500]

He COULD go and get a cup

[eminemisthedopest]

lol at 4:93

[chukitsayson]

@eminemisthedopest you are so high

[freaknik111]

Hi Dan! :D

MY COCK!!

[TriciaVines358]

What if someone took him up on his offer....?

[yourmom654321]

I love how the beginning is just so random

[dbboss1096]

Why is pat at jakes desk

[sosquatcher]

@dbboss1096 maybe jakes on maternity leave :p

[Mixmastermehdi]

I wonder if actually a regular person wanted to slap his cock

[dinogamingTV]

2:20 AMIRS TELEPORTATION POWERS, ACTIVATE

[TGTITU2]

Holy Sh*t was Amir doing work in this video!?

[MrFuc100]

I think I know where Dan was when he was trying to get people to slap his dick...

LA.

[SpaceMagician]

These were the glory days of Hardly Working.

[HBForever24]

Whos the hos CH chick ? Kinda cute with glasses .

[BriteNiteProductions]

What?

[GuitarGod881]

so dan paid taxes when he was 4? Damn

[zlw1998]

1:40 you see a stroller in the background. lol

[annzandananjan]

that noise coming out of jake's mouth is fantastic

[lightningontheriver]

@annzandananjan yeah and his face when he makes that noise is priceless

[fermi1234]

2:33 what you have been waiting for

[mrSelenaGomezfan234]

where was Jake. y was Pat in his desk. Amir would be so pissed

[Wizor11]

why is pat on jakes desk?

[TheRJM1993]

Looks like Pat replaced Jake in this episode. 2:14

[TatyanaW13]

So everyone is gonna just ignore the fact that Pat and Jake are somehow pregnant???

[qirat73]

@TatyanaW13 watch phanyom society

[WGAFproductionz]

@TatyanaW13 a stork flew down from high above, and layed eggs inside thier stomachs while they were asleep. DUHH!!!

[QueenOfPessimism]

@TatyanaW13 I just always wondered who the mum was...

[toothmoose007]

whatareyoutrynabe the wind?

[arrghgarry]

fucking shite

[dudewhereami]

Thumps up if you want Amir to slap Dan's cock on the 3 year anniversary

[LuxiorLove]

Anyone else notice the wheel chair...

[dancestarabc]

I lost it when Dan started singing :)

[Dooterlicious]

If you're gonna slap 2 cocks, just slap 1

If you're gonna slap 2 cocks, just slap 1

[TeaPot1505]

sarah is the worlds best bbss?(mug)

[rowanewiets]

so he paid taxes since he was 4?

[lordskyller]

Aaaaah, I remember doing the Bangkok thingy back in high school!

[Tediccus]

press 1 wait for amir to reach out then press 9 :P

[LaGuardia44729]

I Live righnear there and heard him shoutunng

[JMaximus95]

0:54 guns on the wall

[JonesCharlesbond]

YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL, BUT I GOT SOMETHING! I GOT A COCK!

[Shroudedentity]

lol, Dan is hilarious, "You probably wake up and have a cock slap after a bagel!" Priceless.

[TopHatsAreBadAss]

Dan is 24... and he has been paying taxes for 20 years o.O