Ralphie playing around (Gladiator style)

[Legba85]

A man just can't have a blowjob without shit going bad.

[dr1345]

what's the name of the actress who was blowing Tony on 3:00?

[838vuks]

- oh the movie, i didn't see it

- you're an asshole then

[druha10304]

i love the way he starts twirling it around with that face he has on and then BAM hits the shit out of em hahaha

[GonzoBanana]

Fuckin' Gladiator, ya fuck.

[BrunnerJamFilms]

this was maybe the most uncomfortable scene I can recall in The Sopranos, Ralphie at his absolute pinnacle of asshole-ishness and one of those where everybody knows they should stop Ralphie...but nobody does.

[BubbaLight84]

"Before and WAY before"

[0532MOET]

That dude was always copping shit usually from Tony

[RohRohToday]

You call losing an eye playing arnd?

[DanielTheWalrus]

AC/DC kicking ass in the background!

[Winfyy]

Ralphie is beyond hilarious.

[ePirate7]

Georgie should have taken Ralphie out with a clean right. I'm sure nobody would've minded.

[superhornet69]

Holy shit, I thought I was fat...then I look at Bobby here. Makes even me look good.

[jiveturkey25]

Before and WAY before! - Paulie

lol

[mommynetherlands]

Was warned twice , once by Sil , then Paulie.

[crackernumber2]

paulie "you hopped up on somthin??"

[BayAreaOrBust]

Man Bobby was as fat as fuck!

[316greg]

@BayAreaOrBust LOL!!!!  I KNOW!!!!

[IcyScythe]

i cant remember that line from the movie and Ive seen it quite a few times... when was it??

[LiamDeej]

"woah woah fucking kiss me?!!how many cocks you suck tonight?!"lol

[Jackchiefs6717]

Poor Georgie is going to miss out on that blowjob.

[MobKnowledge]

When I first saw Gladiator, I thought it was cool and all, but Ralph made me appreciate it more.

[tryandlisten]

@Mrgyn Like he told Vito in the restaurant... All over some lousy whooah...

[ThaaWhiteShadow]

The BadaBing has the ugliest strippers ever

[tryandlisten]

@ThaaWhiteShadow Ooohhhhh!!!! Takeiddeazy!!! LoL

[MobKnowledge]

@ThaaWhiteShadow Hahaha, yeah I know. That chick who was sucking off Tony was pretty ugly.

[0532MOET]

@ThaaWhiteShadow Yea too plasticy looking

[fendertaylor101]

I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOPLE!

[Killerjosh89]

that fact ralph reached capo is crazy enough.

[EChilty]

Five people have probably been hit with chains!

[sfreak451]

What did Bobby call Ralphie in 2:31?

[badabingrockford]

@sfreak451 its italian for this crazy guy when they see people in the street talking to themselves they call them that

[sfreak451]

@badabingrockford I couldn't hear the word. I asked what is the word,not what it means.

[famikun]

@sfreak451 'Stonato'

[snowstormcan]

@sfreak451 Sounds like oobatz, not stunad like famikum said.

[zoming4life]

5 people need to get the video

[AngstFisch]

I also wanna show someone where the horse bit me.

[BigStick3456]

I hate blue balls!

Gettin his weasel greased.

Ralphie: Oh, your kid brother is here?

[AmericanBadass44]

2:50 That's so fake, his dick isn't all the way up there!

[tonypanz]

You, behave you

[feeltheillinois]

wtf kind of crazy bj technique was that girl giving to tony haha

[CRAZYJ10ify]

Damn wish Ralphie would have tried Furio.

[tryandlisten]

@CRAZYJ10ify a) She hit him, b) She was a whooha, c) made guys don't hit other made guys... Well they're not supposed to anyway

[Vidinotes]

@CRAZYJ10ify yeah, ralphie was coked up, but not suicidal :)

[CRAZYJ10ify]

@Vidinotes LOL That is very true.

[milnusthegnome]

the girl in the red dress is so fucking hot, my dick went rock solid...but how the fuck do you fuck her amongst the mafia? :(

[simmy0987]

"Fuckin stunare this guy"

[1Bosmal2]

big up for the blowing chick.

[myautomobilefunk]

Gigi Cestone was a great wise guy .

[beatarmy22]

"oh oh sweetheart, not now alright? uncle tony has an unreal case of blue balls"

[79Testo]

Ralph is a fag to kiss a guy on the lips like that...makes me sick watching him on the sopranos..was good to see him go.

[Romansteel13]

@79Testo

According to your logic, Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) is a fag?

[BoxingPride]

PAULIE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

[yettiluch]

hey sweetheart, not now. yea

[whatsgoingon07]

looks like bobby's hiding a beach ball under his shirt

[Tobeyonehello]

Ralphie was classic line after classic line.

"youre an asshole then", "what is this, the handsome contest?!?!?", "your kid brother's here?", "im just fucking around...you know. i have a cousin who's a fag", "Fuck-o!", "There will be a quiz next week"

LOL

[waterskris123]

tony's gettin his weasle greased...lmao...

ralphie fucked everything up and tony didn't even get to cum.

[marlito166]

Furio is in a state of content.......hes not killing anyone. wow!!!

[jabhitmove]

'Oh the movie!, i didnt see it. 'your an asshole then'........LOL

[SoundwaveRomania]

'Where's Tony?'

'Getting his weasel greased...'

'Oh! Your kid brother's here!'

[myautomobilefunk]

Ralph Cifaretto reminds me Tommy DeVito but this piece of shit was even more disgusting .

[CanadianChronic2121]

@myautomobilefunk

i think thats what David Chase was going for when he introduced Ralphie to the show.

except Ralphie isn't intimidating .... he's just an asshole.

[myautomobilefunk]

@CanadianChronic2121 Cifaretto was a bizarre, sick and maniac man, but i think he was regret about all the stuff he had done before the accident of his kid, he said to the reverent that it was a God punishment 'cause all the shit he did, at the end he showed a good part of himself .

[lexpocalik]

ooh your kid brothers here.....XD

[sonnyred5050]

"whoa dont kiss meee..how many cocks you suck tonite?...go get me a drink"

[theporksicle]

$50 and a bj, Georgie's got a good thing going on lol- I think I would take his job, minus the periodic beatings from Tony.

[AngstFisch]

@theporksicle You should watch the gladiator.

[dvssk8er3]

i forgot i was watching this on youtube when it ended...

[jimpurdie]

yer kid brothers here lol.

[cheeseymenolikey]

I frequently quote the line "$50 for me and a blowjob later. You know you're gonna make half a g in there". People love me for this :D

[coxtrox]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[ptomczak16]

lol at the blowjob scene

[MobKnowledge]

Any sentence that ends with "as Russell Crowe said" has the utmost credibility.

[viktoriano]

im glad they whacked dis guy outta da show...i was thinking about whacking him myself

[TAKEMARU666]

@viktoriano tony should of been whacked early on. course there wouldnt be a show lol. but hes the worst one. ralphie had compassion but he also knew what it took to keep things running unlike tony.

[BelovedChld]

You guys misunderstand Ralphie, he has tons of people skills, but he's completely sociopathic, he DOES NOT CARE. He's a loose cannon.

[azdenmagro]

LOOL before and waaaaay before

[xYouthAttackx]

"fifty bux to me plus a blow job later on..." lol man id love to have that job plus the blow job later on :)

[tafari127]

They didn't have flat tops in ancient Rome!!!

[WiseGuy5674]

If Ralphie didn't have his button...Georgie would have kicked the shit out of him..hands down.

[bjr43]

Man does Ralph need to work on his people skills.

[guitarcapo]

Awesome dress!

[Grasslander]

Ralphie has ASKING FOR IT written over his forehead

[cheeseymenolikey]

man that girl was FINE

[tehBLAX]

lol tony bashed georgi like 5 times XD

[Raphmattic]

I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[morrieswigs]

"did you like the bread?"

"what?"

haha tony is the man

[undisputedretail]

fucking georgie;;;;;;jajjajajajaa.....­..always getting his ass whipped

[retroguitarmaster]

naaaaaaaaah!!, with all that fat!!

[pyllywaltteri]

Paulie is fucking awesome with his "hehe"

[Freepablo]

He never fucked the stripper in red because she reminded him too much of Meadow.

[photojohne]

Fuckin stunad, this guy!!!!

[lilblondimp]

joe pesci would take out ralphie ina heart beat

[xYouthAttackx]

50 bux plus a blow job! lucky guy

[seery899]

Good old Ralphie

[Mike7124]

NAAHHH!!!, All that fat!

[Fleri001]

This video skipped the part where the stripper was giving Tony a blowjob.

[Oerjeke]

Ralphie fuckin' rocks!

[dux937]

i got a cousin who`s a fag

[LEONCORTS]

feel sorry for the girl at the end....she was a hoare but just got lost in her life .

[MobHeataEnt]

Its to bad Gigi wasn't around to see that day come, 2:10 because his prediction came true.

[downtownford]

'o the move. i didn't see it.'

'your an asshole then'

lol, o Ralphie you kill me

[tehBLAX]

@downtownford movie*

[downtownford]

@tehBLAX thanks pal

[BleepJon]

haha getting his weasel greased

[Q45XT]

Ralphie is a made man thats why that fucker cant lay a hand on him, if he did he would be whacked

[IrishDroog]

Ralphie's girl was the only Bing stripper that I actually found attractive. All the other's, like the one in the beginning of this clip, are just fake and fugly as sin.

[downtownford]

yea, but i would still hit that lol

[PlaceOfOrigin]

@IrishDroog Tony's Russian gumar also.

[carlos7217]

tony cant even get blown,...baby sittin his crew,...

[MentalSentinel]

ahhh.. your kid brother's here

[simmy0987]

"before and way before" lol

[kt1789]

ralphie always rubbed everybody the wrong way!!! but thats good acting!!

[Feanic]

someone noticed that paulie is repeating sentences in other episodes too?

[chicagosfinest83]

the handsome contest

[cruffrider5]

gladiator was a good movie. Imagine if he saw braveheart. yikes. RIP Ralphie

[savage589]

lmao

[netcyrus]

aha, way before

[loonmaniac]

Ralph was such an asshole.

[MurphGiovanni]

that bouncer deserved that....he was a fat slob w/ the brains of a teenager w/ down syndrome

[denniskussinich08]

Ralph was so crazy

[Brand117]

dis is one of the reasons why Tony had to kill Ralph.

[suprchrgr]

"Ya hea what I said Tone.......?". Freakin' hilarious. NJKing is right, 0:24-0:40 is the best.

[NJKing1281]

0:24 best part of the scene

[Stephan419]

"Getting his weasel greased" :D

[Codename067]

"before....and wayyyyy before.." lmao.

[hanson666999]

LOL That was awesome.

[scarface3131983]

"from the movie, i didnt see it" "your an asshole then" hahahaha fuckin Ralph!

[cortinasa24]

Ralphies high!

[23house23]

SHE WAS A WHOO'RE!!!!!

[downtownford]

1:34 "whoa, whoa

... how many cocks u suck tonight?" lol

[billheartyface]

doesn't take much for you to laugh does it?

[cortinasa24]

such a fag kiss at 1:40

[Alexjmoll]

Strength and honor. And Hew-ohhhhher's....

[BenAliGtor]

"They're gonna find this piece of shit in a trunk some day.."

Spot on. Or at least, his noggin in a bowling bag.....LOL

[armbartilt]

lmao tony in the bathroom!!! and paulie said before and way before lol!!!

[mcintomney1988]

3:37

[johnd94]

Before, and WAY before. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[TGW5555]

Man i know Tony was piss get a nice bj and Ralphie bitch ass ruining it. Would have beat his ass for that.

[Omerta3000]

lol lol

[Omerta3000]

Silvio at 3:30: "Fucking stunad this guy!" lol the way he said that line

[mcintomney1988]

did you like the bread?

what?

[myusernamesaregay]

i waited almost two whole seasons for them to whack ralph.

[zodeloni]

look at this guy, he ever stops breaking balls?

[gallegall]

STELLA !!!

[UltimoLatino]

Oh the movie.... I didnt see it.

YOUR AN ASSHOLE THEN!

lmao

[wesside818]

hahaha. nobody gives that needy bitch two seconds of their day.

[keonisan]

yeah and an unattractive girl to boot.

[TGW5555]

Georgie was getting his hustle

[MailJeevas69]

fucking boss cifaretto

[HighIncidentBandit]

This guy is coked out of his mind.

[Sobanski87]

Ralphs a prick but Georgie should have protected his face

[DEACONAP4LOVE]

If I ever meet someone like ralph I would go to his house and slam his head against his own floor until he fucking......wait a minute....

[blacky777]

Before and way before was hilarious

[jareds2009]

Ha, Georgie always took so much abuse.

[Omerta3000]

lol he was the mob's punishing bag

[andeaver1937]

crazy

[TheCoolProfessor]

I think Ralphie needs work on his people skills.

[yourmanGoozabean]

i did somethin like this down my local last weekend, only it was with a fork, i had this in mind wen i did it haha,

[ThundaLippz]

is half a grand($500) really worth blowing sleazy door man,and 5 other old nasty fucks? they cood make a grand on stage,and legit lapdances.

[ThatNiceBloke]

Well, i guess he said 'at least'

[TigerStyle4334]

lol that's funny how he puts the cigar out on that bouncer's chest

[STILLDETOX]

2:50 thats a hell of a blowjob

[JackieCerrone]

0:57

Sorry Ralph, it's $50 to me, plus a blowjob later on.

[ThatUJohnWayne]

I fuckin hated Ralphie, Joe Pantoliano is a great actor though.

[monahh]

before and way before

[BAKABENZ0]

samy310383 (1 week ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam what does Ralphie answers to gigi after "He's getting his weazle greased" ?

He says: Ow, youre kid brothers here?

Gigi kinda died couse of Ralphie combined with the stress of his children and shit

[samy310383]

thanks for the help.the american accent is hard to get especially when they speak so fast.

[jobe129]

I wanted to quote something from this scene but literally every line is pure gold.

[Bloodybodyskater]

"i'm gonna find this piece of shit in a trunk someday" lmao

[XIPM3]

50 bucks and a blow job to get in for the whores? damn, that bouncer must have alot of stds by then.

no, STDs are just a myth