Tom Corney's: Fakenham Parkour.

[YHAJackAttack]

Oh YouTube, you possess the most beautiful community.

[ShorterStraws]

You are a fucking idiot you should have died in your mothers womb!

[hallytagb]

man u da bomb !!

[zealbadman]

we all gotta start somewhere....................

[SamOpara123]

not sure if serious?



[noburgers]

ur unathletic as fuck mate

[ArmitageShanked]

YOUR SHIT....I BET U GOT BULLIED AT SCHOOL LOOK HOW FAT/UGLY U LOOK

[Roskotek]

your fucking shit mate you deserve aload more crap for this poor effort good luck in life

[ecstasy5111]

HHHuhahauhauhauhauhauahhahahah­aha i can't believe this!!!HAhahahah

[iDzineFX]

Ahahaha!! Shit Matee ..

Why Put Vids Up Off You Trying To Free Run??

its Not Cool? it Just Makes 'You Look Like A Twat!! xD xD

Now Fuck off Puttin Vids On Here You UGLY Little Prick ..

Ooh And BTW Mr. Parkour i Know Where You Live Matee! im From Your Skwl And Your a Fuckin RETARD!

[conor208]

CORNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU SIR ARE A FUCKING BABE!

[ParkourCorney]

@TheMrhacker96

MAYTEEEE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUTTTT!?

[krelle233]

Hahahaha! Please stop uploading stuff til your actually good at it.

[clarkie180]

holy fucking shit man.dude what the fuck!! my blind fat ass grandma can parkour better than u. just thought id check out was happening in uk. from detroit street runners.

[ParkourCorney]

Wah wah wah.

I really, really find your derogative opinion both disappointing and irrelevant.

I'm sure it takes a lot of talent to run on streets. Especially in Detroit! Those streets are badass.

You have a disgusting attitude. And I'm not even going to bother picking your obvious disregard for the English Language apart; you wouldn't even understand me.

[clarkie180]

hey man! is your oxford english dictionary stuffed up your ass. and if it is bro lets hope it makes you jump better

[ParkourCorney]

Lucky I didn't try to use big words on you! You would have had to think even longer to dreg up a shit retort from the bottom of your bad excuse for a mind.

Everyone starts somewhere. Just because I started lower than you doesn't mean you have to be arrogant. If anyone has anything filling their rectum, it's you and your monster of a faggoty internet ego.

Go bother someone else, I don't have time for useless idiots.

[Roskotek]

@ParkourCorney

You're a fucking queerleader go try and suck some talent out of a horses' dick

[royalairforcejordy]

lol is this video 4 real, dude u r shit u r and embarisment to freerunners all over the world the idea of free running and parkour is that it is flowent and fast get a new hobbie u fat shit u suck dick

[ParkourCorney]

No. This video is a figment of your imagination. You just spent all that time watching and comprising a rant on your own sad hallucinations.

Congratufuckinglations.

Have a medal. Or a biscuit. Or whatever the fuck makes illiterate, narcistic individuals like yourself happy.

Yes. I am defecation. -sigh-

[brettica]

honestly dude your parkour is shocking at school all you do is run about thinking your hard you a fucking pussy

[ParkourCorney]

I will confess to believing myself tangible. Although I don't understand where you have found this image of me thinking I'm "hard". And also how I'm a fucking pussy.

I would like to Draw attention to two things.

1) You have uploaded one video on youtube, and it's runescape. Lol.

2) You go to Fakenham.

These, along with your grammar... Enough said.

[emzscaramouche12]

Heyy look it's a ginger running around :)

Only joking mann, great video!

Looking forward to your next one ^^

Em xx

[ParkourCorney]

The biggest? A superlative? For me? You shouldn't have. I'm sure a comparative would have sufficed. I'm sure I am a bigger retard than you... Jack Moore now year 11 Fakenham Highschool.

I bet I can guess what stereotype you fit ;). x

[streeteagles]

hey not bad vid, try and loosen up a bit though because you seem realy stiff when moving, and also try and be a bit more confident and flowy when you are doing sequences, other than that keep up the training

[ParkourCorney]

Thank you for being one of the few people that actually posts something with any meaning :). I appreciate the input, and will try to loosen up. :) x

[streeteagles]

thats alryte dnt mention it, thats what traceurs do :)

[PIBisRAWrr]

HAHA! you're the fat kid who used tov laugh at me and Tonia! xD

[suntan71]

this is like the shitest thing on youtube u fuckin retard

[TotalStuntman]

That Dale Buck Best Of Major PAIN Junkies Thing You Commented On What Does Roltf Mean...

... Cool Video

[TotalStuntman]

cool vid bruv now you no u commented on my vid that rotfl what does that mean m8

[BrendanNeo]

Of course, being the spineless losers they are, they would most likely collapse under pressure (even if by then you weigh as much as Fozzi does now). So I may have to fill them with concrete first. Fakenham could handle four more hideous statues right? It would give the pigeons something to leave their own excriment on. As a refreshing change from that which currently, incoherently spews fourth from these morons mouths.

Keep training Corney. =) Stay awesome!

[mattbowenixi]

Screww every one who has been mean to Mr.Corney... He is the most optimistic person i have ever met, he is a joy to be around, his parkour and willingness to improve are something to aspire to. please, think carefully before you insult Tom again...

and Tom :D Love you and your videos :D Mr.Corney is truly FTW :D

[ParkourCorney]

"sth"

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

[system0fadownrok]

Ure Soo Cool ^__^

I Wanna Do Parkour But Its Too Hard xD

Its Lenny Btw ^__^

[ParkourCorney]

Lmao Lenny :L

[FUNKYSTUFF08]

I think you're doing a great job man, its cool that at least someone is bringing something like Parkour to Fakenham - keep it up, don't give it up, you'll be so awesome before long.

[ParkourCorney]

Thank you very, very much. You have no idea how relieving it is to know that not everyone on youtube is a prick :).

Finally, a sincere comment :D. And don't worry, If theres one thing I learned from Kung Fu Panda, it's that quitting isn't the answer!

[hunga]

Can you kong??

and make video's when you good footage (no offence (: ) , i learnt that when i started

[ParkourCorney]

No offence taken [: And yes, my videos suffer from a sever lack of quality. I think I might try and make the next one actually good :D.

Thanks for the tip!

And no, I cant kong -.-

[TindallBuh]

hate you?

...i love you.

<3

[TindallBuh]

Tom Corney has the body of a god.

This is the best parkour i've ever seen!!!

I'm joking, your fucking awful, id choose a different hobby..maybe warhammer is more your thing? Although Aiden may suffer from down syndrome what he was saying is about right. Give up you somehow even embaress Fakenham, well done.

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

[ParkourCorney]

Unfortunately, that God is Buddha ;). Embarress Fakenham? Even I cant achieve the impossible. (Yet.)

NOTE TO WORLD: Giving up isnt the only solution to problems in life. All you people telling me to give up, you may end up in problems later in life due to this, and then just give up and just kill youself. Who will be laughing then?

Me. Because your dead. Haha.

So no, don't give up.

Everyone starts at the bottom.

And thanks for the random niceness.

Do you hate me or not? :L.

[joemclean90]

Tom, just give it another year, by which point, youll be 15 stone again, of muscle.

Then you can stop the pain of trying to make people realise how stupid they are, and just crush them :)

These guys have no idea how much youve improved, and how much better than me you'll be one day.

[aiden1876]

look kid u should really give up on parkour cos if u dont i think ur belly may get caught up on a wall and u will bust a gut, or even worse u will end up doing a replica of the fence jumping scene in hot fuzz but goin through a wall rather thn a fence and the only improvement i noticed was tht they removed the graffiti from 1 of the walls u nearly killed

[ParkourCorney]

So. Let me work my way through your impeccable logic. I am overweight, Yes I agree with that. I am doing Parkour. So far so good. Parkour is an excercise. So, doing excercise will help me lose weight. Also, a wall is an innanimate object, It can't die.

So. Face it. Your Shit. Get over how shit you are and stop taking it out on other people.

And, I'll listen to you when you post a video of how much better than me you are.

Fag.

BTW. Nice grammar...

[TindallBuh]

Leave the kid alone, hes trying to lose some weight bless 'imm.

[hazmister74]

ur bull crap u twat

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ParkourCorney]

People like you make me want to cry. No, not because Im a "fuckin' bullshit pussy twat" as I am sure you would crudely denote me as, but because I am upset that people in this world can be as ignorant and stupid as you are.

You know what...

I bet you are racist. Fag. ( Sorry if I spelt my impersonation of you too well, I find it hard to emulate people with a complete lack of intelligence.)

[ParkourCorney]

Thanks Kez and Houdini.

[KezSMPK]

i dont see anything particulary great here

but i can see your a beginer so wont criticize :)

unlike the ozzy prick

all i say is keep it up , train safe and eventually youl progress laods :D

peace

[ozzy618]

cause im going to reply to that i dont belive you think your good at parkour. y put on youtube and Embarrass your self.

[houdiinii]

I dont think its embarassing. He shows some clips of his training and of an activity which is great fun for him. Doesnt matter how well trained he is...

And by uploading a video that mentions the name of the town, other people who live there can see that there are some traceurs to train with.

[ChrisAshwell]

Hahahaha You can't spell you suck, leave t

Tom alone. Im pretty sure you can't do the some of the stuff he can!

[sweffe96]

I'm asuming he put this video up for constructive criticism.

[DaughterofRambo14]

Hey iwent to primary with you tom.lol. that is legendary, Molly

[ParkourCorney]

Molly Hobart? Hi :). Thank you.

[ozzy618]

nice paragraph. i went to primary school with you and your still a fucking fag. tell me to give uo least i aint a stupid retard that like to jump up and over thing you must consider your self right hard.

[ParkourCorney]

Who are you? Apart from an inarticulate Prick.

[ozzy618]

you are fucking shit a parkour give up you fat shit.

[ParkourCorney]

I am assuming that you are judging my Parkour on a fully informed basis, as I am sure that a no doubt intelligent person like yourself would not judge without logic. In this case, I am assuming that you watched the whole of my video. If my parkour is that "shit", to use the vulgar form of expression that you are so fond of, why did you watch the whole video? Thanks for the constructive criticism, I will try to include less faeces in any future videos. "Give up"... Sounds like your life.

[KezSMPK]

haa loool , nice one lol thorwin all them clever words at him lol :P

[ParkourCorney]

:) Thank you... Seems to work. Either he doesn't understand, or he loses. So either way he loses. :P.

[KezSMPK]

lol

[harrywbfmv]

ooo owned good one parcony :D

[Halobcool]

haha nice at 0:30 u ran behind my uncles pub(rampant horse inn)thats the white building . u got some gr8 skills on u m8. i go into fakenham alot so i wouldnt b surprised if i saw u. nice job u got a real talent 4 this. awsum stuff 5 star !!

[mike107210]

yeah! progression for the win!

[troubleattack]

dude im DJ's sis, he showed me this and its not bad but yeh u need more speed love the slow mo though lols u made me laugh

ps. jake j. said u suck

[g0dg1ven]

em... Speed is all you need dude. Just flow, k?

[D413C14RK3]

Nice one Corney!!!

Ummm constructive criticsm.... how about getting up walls quicker? You know, upper arm strength an' all!

[rcodenbach]

hmm nice improvement

[ParkourCorney]

+1 Respect for reading the Mail I sent you :)

[ChrisAshwell]

This looks amazing lol! You really have improved so much since we both first started, your nearly as good as me!

[JJPKNR]

you have progressed so much since i last saw you WELL DONE tom

[GodzOfDeathClan]

Very pro... :P