Pale faced little kids? Um I'm a 26 year old young black lady; a Wu Tang Clan, Redman and MOP suppoter and I dress like a damn librarian. I am always on my Black Conscious shit and to me it's no different than Wicca and Satanism. So what tha fuck are you talking about you dick face? Get tha fuck out of here lol. More and more people I notice are leaving Christianity. Thank the Creator for folks' awakening.
U know this is fucking dumb I'm a wiccan. Been a wiccan for 13 years. I do not find this funny u have ur belefe and I have mine ppl should back off wicca when they don't know a thing bout what we follow and what our path is. I'm not wasting my breathe on this stupidity.
I'm all for respecting other people's beliefs. But judging by all the hate from wiccans for something that is blatantly a joke, I'm starting to lose any faith in the intelligence of these people.
I love Landover Baptist! I used to read their site constantly forever ago. "I ain't a-feared of satan, but I'll tell you one thing, satan better be a-feared of me!"
this guy is racist he says PALE little kids with Peirceings and tattoos and fat kids.he looks a bit mixed. with his big nostrils.. anyways i think hes trolling regaurdless.
At first, I thought he was serious... but I quickly realized he was joking and actually presenting a parody for Christianity that I started enjoying it. xD
also while i note that this is more then likely fake this hurts. WHile filming this, while fake or not, it is not right to talk about someones ways like this. Please understand you are hurting many teens out there that are wiccans, pegans, WITCHES and are scared to come out. I was once scared to come out and say i am a witch. The reason was that there were videos, people out there saying that witches are evil and wrong. This video does not help. You are just being mean.
Ok.Im a wiccan AND I AM NOT FAT OR HAVE ANY PIERCININGS BESIDE ONE IN EACH EAR.but i am going to forgive you for sterotyping us. Also you need to understand that we are peacful. We care for nature. Now before going off again you should not hunt down poor people like animals. we are not animals! WE are normal people who believe in a religon. I have my share of christian friends who love me not matter what. They also say that this is wrong! You are free to voice your opinion but learn ur facts.
Ever thought of a career in politics? America needs a big time Jesus Freak like you as President now more than ever! This country is on a path to destruction, we need to force American people to turn back to the Lord and away from this word of sin that they have created!
Im christian, catholic to be exact, and this is hilarious cuz i really know people who think like this. I've always found wicca fascinating and find nothing wrong with it. You believe what u believe we believe what believe who gives a crap!
@SuperSpiritDove a guy at work showed me their website a couple years ago LOL and it's amazing how many people don't catch on to the joke and take LBC seriously! =)) and what's even funnier is that there are actually preachers on shortwave radio who seriously preach stuff like this as fact :O
If he is a pastor deacon of his religion, & none of his own oppose his belief that the hunting down and murdering other humans based on religious / spirituality is ok. Then he is a perfect example of Christianity's lack of tolerance. Holy wars, crusades and the Salem witch hunts, Remember them?
May the Goddess shine on you, and show you the path of love and turn you from hate.
This I pray for you, because you deserve love as much as the rest of us.
for numbers, you're a man child. 2. you can't do that to kids, ASSHOLE, the saddest part is you were one!. 3. No Christian will ever agree to this junk, 4. whatever drunken redneck who 'thinks' he knows Christ, elected you, is fuckkin stupid. 5. we're not in the 20 century 'Pastor', you not a pastor, just a poser, and you know it. and Why in the hell are you in jail?! Jesus doesn't want you anymore, nuh uh. and LAST, whatever 564 likes on this is just as retarded as he is. What a shame.
remember Karma my dear friend, it's very real so what ever you say and do to others is repaid in full By your maker, the one who will pass Judgement on you in your Final hours,do to Others as you want done to you. )o( Blessed Be! )o(
Oh man - look, any Pagan watching this, understand it is OTT satire! Check out the website, *think* then please stop making kneejerk comments (like the one from JuneYankee) which are an embarrassment - erm, unless JuneYankee is taking the satire to another level?
ahem..., I am a 16 year old military child at an international school, have decent grades, I'm often asked to speak at events such 9/11 and MLK day, I have a taste for fine arts, music and food, intend to be a well groom officer in the navy, lack any tattos or peircings and I'm a norse pagan (kind of wiccan) YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!
for all my fellow wiccans out there i strongly urge you to FLAG this video on account of verbal abuse and hatred towards our practice. SERIOUSLY, how is it evil? name ONE thing about wicca that is "wrong"....FLAG AND REPORT THIS DUMBASS!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE SO MEAN TO STEREOTYPE PEOPLE AS FAT. THATS HATRED AND YOU KNOW IT! YOU KNOW YOU PEOPLE ARE THE FAT PREACHERS AND PASTORS WHO PILE UP YOUR PLATES EVERY CHANCE YOU GET! TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF LIKE AN IDIOT! YOU MAKE YOURSELVES LOOK SO BAD IT'S DOWNRIGHT DISGUSTING! THIS IS RIDICULOUS AND GOD HATES YOUR ATTITUDE SO GET RIGHT!!! YOU WONT HELP ANYONE DO RIGHT WITH THAT KIND OF TRASH TALK! TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? OH YEAH! RELIGION! ALWAYS EVIL, ALWAYS MANIPULATIVE!
YOU'RE MEAN AND HYPOCRITICAL AND YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT DIRTY TRASH MOUTH HATE SPEECH! you say wiccans are fat???!!! CHILDISH, FALSE AND STEREOTYPING! wiccans are trying to help the earth heal from all the pollution, abuse and hatred she has endured! I was raised Baptist and i have seen the alters and the shouting and crying and the flying spit and the lies and hypocrisy hatred and trash that goes on in those mad houses! you turn on people like a mad dog you evil hearts! and ive seen it all!
@briancopeland77 YOU'RE RIGHT! IM FROM SHELBYVILLE TENNESSEE AND IVE BEEN TO HUNDREDS OF CHURCHES WITH MY BAPTIST PARENTS IN THE SOUTH ON FURLOUGH AND IT'S NOTHING BUT HATRED AND HYPOCRISY! I WENT WITH THEM FOR 20 YEARS FAITHFULLY BUT AFTER THAT, I PUT MY FOOT DOWN! THEY ARE ALL MEAN AS HELL AND THEY MAKE MORE DRAMA AND VIOLENCE THAN ANYTHING ELSE!
Can I say that you are practicing your own faith incorrectly. There is no place in the bible that says to treat people of other beliefs like this. You listen to the stereotypes of what a Wiccan is and automatically assume you know what you're talking about. In the bible it states not to preach false testimony and you don't know what the hell you're talking about. A pastor should research what Wicca REALLY IS before assuming we're sacrificing your children and using your church property for our
im soory, but i came across hear from a vid of a very insperational girl. and im wiccan! come and hunt me down and see who wins!!! you may be bigger, but i can beat your ass!!!!!!!!! SO COME AND GET ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In other words, your belief is tainted. Therefore, no Christian deserves heaven, if they deny the Truth. The Truth that they harmed many in the past for their blind belief, and that most of them are repeating the holy wars now.
"The church also entered into a long period of missionary activity and expansion among the various tribes. Whilst arianists instituted the death penalty for practicing pagans (see Massacre of Verden as example), Catholicism also spread among the Germanic peoples, the Celtic and Slavic peoples, the Hungarians, and the Baltic peoples." exerpt from the wikipedia
funny thing is that I'm not fat or pudgy... I'm actually 5' 6" 130lbs which puts me in a perfectly fine BMI and NOT fat... so stop with your stereotypes
@anonymous19601 By the way, I don't hate you or despise you for your beliefs. I'm more curious about why you think and believe what you do more than anything else. The reason being I came across a wiccn client in my work. they don't like talking about it and i didnt want to pry so i have been doing research
Christianity is the most evil thing that humankind has ever invented. As far as I'm concerned, Christians are all wolves in sheep's clothing. They pretend to preach "God's love," but they have a vile history of murder and molestation. If that isn't "satanic," I don't what is.
@anonymous19601 I don't know about that. That's a pretty broad and generalized statement . Granted there have been christians who have done that in the crusades. christianity, muslims, judaisms can be "vehicles" as excuses to commit atrocities. I am christian and don't consider myself wolf in sheeps clothing. I have never murdered or molested anyone. I don't think it's fair to lump people in a group and generalize them. It like saying all muslim are terrorist
@anonymous19601 we know that statement about muslims isn't true. I think people just should stop generalizing. The truth is most Jews, muslims, christians, agnostc, atheists are decent people in the world
@casablanca4381 If you're such a good person, why do you follow the Church that tortured and killed thousands, maybe even millions of innocent "witches" whenever someone in a village came down with food poisoning or something? (And that's only the tip of the iceberg.) You're a hypocrite.
@anonymous19601 Before I answer let me ask you a question. Are all the white people in this country evil because their ancestors had slaves?No. Why? They didn't do anything it was their ancestors. My point i am a decnet and good person and am sorry that happened but I never did those things. i should be known by my deeds anbd behavior ... not my forbears. same thing with you if you had rotten family member who committed horrible crimes.Should you be judged by them?
@anonymous19601 i'm not a hypocrit because i never killed a with or poisoned anyone or did any of those things to witches. your judging me based on people in the past. it's like saying all germans are evil because of the nazis 60 years. it's not fair and it s not right.A person witch, jew , christian should only be known by his or her actions.. not those before them
@anonymous19601 why do follow my particular religion.First of all i'm not a baptist if wondering based on this video title2The religion i am in is how I serve God plain and simple. i'd like to talk about theological issues with others! if you want we can continue to talk .. let's just be respectful considerate to each other o even though we may have different opinion and viewpoint. Have a wonderful day!:)
@anonymous19601 there have and always will be bad people in every group on earth christians, jews, muslims, agnostics, atheists whatever .... but keep in mind the majority of the world in every group are decent and mean well
@anonymous19601 I don't enough about wiccan or had much exposure to the belief system to really form an opinion about wicca, ut i will tell you I have an interest in religions outside the main stream in the us anyway. why does group x belive what they d o, where did it come from, what is the outlook for a religion and history. i have researched JW, mormon, agnosticism,atheism( well ok not a religion but interesting) scientology ect ok and the diciples of christ
@casablanca4381 Well, I'm not a Wiccan; I'm an atheist. The so-called "witches" whom Christians killed weren't Wiccans either. Many of them were probably Christians themselves, but the Church turned against them.
@anonymous19601 ok i'm sorry i asumed you were atheist because of the site led me to that assumption. you are right christians have turned on christians just as any other group of people for aeons on end have turned against each other.
my point is simple you shouldn't blame people for something their ancestors did. I would say the same baout you. you shouldn't be judged by what your ancestors did. you should only be known by your deeds and contributions to the world
@anonymous19601 this world would be much happier if we just quit picking on each other and blaming each other for faults in the past. each of us have an ancestor or contemporary who will represent poorly. it's prejudiced to lump people in a group like that. no matter who you are and what you believe or not, or even race. You agree. Let's try to grt along with each other with one step at a time:)
You can't say that "Wicca is nothing", because it is a nature based religion. The Pagan religion is the creator and the former of the Wicca religion and came before the Christianity. Christianity is the creator and the former of Satan, he did never exist before, until you Christians came. You don't know anything about Wicca religion! And another thing, I am a Wiccan, witch! And the Wiccans did nothing evil and wrong until you Christians came and burned every witch! So who is evil and Satanic?!
THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS! PEOPLE THIS GUY IS MAKING FUN OF EVANGELICALS. I AM WICCAN, AND WE ARE THE MOST LOVING, PEACEFUL, NON-JUDGEMENTAL PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER MEET. BUT WE LOVE A GOOD LAUGH!
well, first of all, you must ready the rules of youtube and the laws played on the internet, what you're doing is a crime, and has nothing to do with expression freedom... don't talk about what you don't know...
And you're still walking around on the street with this foul message? LOL You're so full of yourself! Hard to believe that you even have people following such nonsense. Oh, and just for the record... I am a Witch and PROUD OF IT.
I'm not wiccan. But I really admire Wicca and I really don't understand HOW people could think that Wicca is evil or trouble. These people should read a little about Wicca before say crap about something that they dont even know what it is.
I think this is satire. In fact, I find it very funny. haha. Well done man. Only a true actor can offend someone with his trade ;) very lovely. MAD props to you my brother.
Lol! Can't stop laughing ! I'm a Christian! And im disguste's people like you that give use a bad name! Call yourself a pastor! Lol! We were taught to love, appreciate & cherish one another! Seriously I'm gonna humble myself! Lol!
Ok, for those of you that think this guy is attacking Wiccans you need to use your brains for a minute and realize he is making fun of the fundamentalist. Don't be offended so easy and turn on your critical thinking skills, he is making fun of those southern fundamentalists who would love to do these things to us Wiccans any time they got a chance. Watch some of his other vids and pay attention to his style of comedy.
@hillbillyoutlaw1 This kind of stuff really happens in the south. Psychological and verbal abuse! It's very real. It's very ugly and unacceptable. I have witnessed it firsthand.
I am not sure why you are discriminating on Wiccans.. calling us fat, ugly. yadda yadda. Seems to me your not much to look at and you could use some time on a treadmil... don't judge others unless you are willing to be judged as well. And on another note. I have respect for all religions from Christians to Budda and so on.. I would like the same respect in return.. I find this video to also be very interesting.. Christians will be preach not to judge others, but they are first to contradict that
I got not piercings, other then ears. I have no tattoos, and I'm not 'chubby'. However, I am a Wiccan. I don't fight with you, nor do I insult or threaten you. Why can't you return the favor?
@showmaker3000 i'm wiccan to. my whole entire family is wiccan. and we arn't what people say we are. we are kind, caring, loving people that are accepting of everyone. we are nothing compared to extremist christians. (no offense to regular Christrians reading this coment)
LMAO, YOUR THINKING OF DEVIL WORSHIPPERS, YES I NO THAT I WORSHIP THE DEVIL BUT THAT ISNT WICCANS DUMBASS! I SHULD NO, MY BEST FRIENDS WICCAN, SHOVE THE DAMBASS BIBLE UP YOUR ASS AND GO FUCK YOURSELF! AND WERNT U BORN IN THE WOODS U UGLY ASS FUCKING HICK???
1: WHO WOULDNT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL IF THEY WERE BEING TIED TO A FURNACE AND POKED WITH HOT POKERS... and being force to listen to a drunk ass hick read from the bible....
2. ever heard of "judge lest not ye be judged" dumbass?
After discovering it was a joke:
...I'm wiccan you ass XD I know yer making fun and all but shit...
If you new the truth about Christianity as to where it originated from, you would have a better understanding. You need to love yourself so that you can love others no matter what they wear. You cannot justify a person by their outer appearance only by their deeds.
Go read you bible and learn something. Like read the chapter that contains, " If I have not loved, I am nothing."
You call yourself Christian? I think you are just another KKK member talking war and not peace. Christianity and Wicca are religions but spirit comes first. We should love our neighbor as we should love ourselves. A true wiccan embraces other religions without cause of war. Some Christians, like your self, still like to stick a needle in my eye. Remove your veil of anger and death and find the light. If you new the truth about Christianity as to where it originated from.
honestly it sounds like you raising muders in your so called church. Christ taught not to judge others and one of the major comadments is thy shall not kill . what part of that do you cultists do not understand.
you see this is where you're wrong "preacher" it's not the open minded spiritual people that are ruining our country it is the close minded assholes like you that resist change that are ruining the country
For your info I have no peircing except on my ears have no tatoos but I am pale so before you run your mouth think and don't be a sterio type! )o( Wicca>o
I find all the people who actually think this is serious is more funny than the vid itself.... i mean come on... this isnt real he's joking! he's making fun of christians xD
and you call yourself a man of god? you my friend are full of hate and know nothing about the word of god you are a racist and biggot and will rot in hell with the other dark souls that walk the earth.blessed be)0(
You. Gotta. Be. Kidding. Me. Wicca is a religion. Respect it. And if this is how Christian Pastors act and speak, i am losing respect for the religion fast. I always thought Christianity was a beautiful religion, even if I am a witch.
Dude....if I knew this guy I'd burn him at the stake for being a judgmental dick. That was his name right? Dick? Or was it Dick head? O, well. He's going to hell anyways.
paragashas, i believ that is an over generalization. Evangelist aren't all trying to be mean though their methods could be better with few. I truly believe again you negative view of christians is clouding your judgement of christian
paragshas, you are right insaying the bible needs to be taken in ciontext and interpreted several ways. bible warns against christians being condescending and live like christ to be an example to others.
I think your understanding the bible is being clouded to an extent by your negative view on christian
Im native American and have meet and have gotten to know alot Wiccans. I find that they share a lot of the same core beliefs. Why this is I don't know or really care. What I do know is that my beliefs don't come from the middle east. and Moses didn't lead my ancestors out of Africa. So good luck with your religion and shalam. Jew
@CheffBryan well it sure did make christianity look bad don't you think . If i were alive in the crusades and wasn't christian and then someone started hunting me down and threastening to convert or else , and not kind and loving at all. i wouldn't be persuaded to convert either.
You need to be loving and kind and gentle , respectful to people you want to convert.
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LAWrath 3 days ago
George W. Bush rules and so does meat.
rwp041980 3 days ago
Pale faced little kids? Um I'm a 26 year old young black lady; a Wu Tang Clan, Redman and MOP suppoter and I dress like a damn librarian. I am always on my Black Conscious shit and to me it's no different than Wicca and Satanism. So what tha fuck are you talking about you dick face? Get tha fuck out of here lol. More and more people I notice are leaving Christianity. Thank the Creator for folks' awakening.
mrsrachealbaker 4 days ago
this is a troll video, he his acting like a (Stereotypical) Christian honest to god this is fucking hillarious
Naterzilla 5 days ago 3
i really fucking hope this is a joke, ill Sparta kick his ass down a well. our whle coven is pissed about this KARMA WILL REPAY YOU ASSHOLES.
tennantfan4ever713 5 days ago
U know this is fucking dumb I'm a wiccan. Been a wiccan for 13 years. I do not find this funny u have ur belefe and I have mine ppl should back off wicca when they don't know a thing bout what we follow and what our path is. I'm not wasting my breathe on this stupidity.
Number1AmyLeeFanClub 1 week ago
Is this dude for real?!?!
bandeiram 1 week ago
@bandeiram i thought he was at first, but it is a satire
HopeAngel777 1 day ago
I'm all for respecting other people's beliefs. But judging by all the hate from wiccans for something that is blatantly a joke, I'm starting to lose any faith in the intelligence of these people.
yoingjoe 1 week ago
OMG ROFL!!!!!!! i am dying here....
Wiccanqueen09 1 week ago
I love Landover Baptist! I used to read their site constantly forever ago. "I ain't a-feared of satan, but I'll tell you one thing, satan better be a-feared of me!"
TheWellHungPony 1 week ago
You guys this is a satire.
redwoodmountianwitch 1 week ago
Dickhead.
hippy0055 1 week ago
This is absolutely hillarious
Jack0King 1 week ago
this guy is racist he says PALE little kids with Peirceings and tattoos and fat kids.he looks a bit mixed. with his big nostrils.. anyways i think hes trolling regaurdless.
Spartan1991LA 1 week ago
At first, I thought he was serious... but I quickly realized he was joking and actually presenting a parody for Christianity that I started enjoying it. xD
BrandonC3 1 week ago
@ZoeySilence this channel is actually making fun of Christians and their backward thinking. Once this is understood it's hilarous! :D
DrGiggles68 1 week ago
also while i note that this is more then likely fake this hurts. WHile filming this, while fake or not, it is not right to talk about someones ways like this. Please understand you are hurting many teens out there that are wiccans, pegans, WITCHES and are scared to come out. I was once scared to come out and say i am a witch. The reason was that there were videos, people out there saying that witches are evil and wrong. This video does not help. You are just being mean.
ZoeySilence 2 weeks ago
Ok.Im a wiccan AND I AM NOT FAT OR HAVE ANY PIERCININGS BESIDE ONE IN EACH EAR.but i am going to forgive you for sterotyping us. Also you need to understand that we are peacful. We care for nature. Now before going off again you should not hunt down poor people like animals. we are not animals! WE are normal people who believe in a religon. I have my share of christian friends who love me not matter what. They also say that this is wrong! You are free to voice your opinion but learn ur facts.
ZoeySilence 2 weeks ago
Ever thought of a career in politics? America needs a big time Jesus Freak like you as President now more than ever! This country is on a path to destruction, we need to force American people to turn back to the Lord and away from this word of sin that they have created!
Praise Jesus!
ZX2ManDave 2 weeks ago
lmao xD
WickedMisconception 2 weeks ago
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WickedMisconception 2 weeks ago
@lbc4god are you guys comedians because if not then your admiting to basically murder so... yeah
julexguiltyspark 2 weeks ago
Anyone else think this was for real, and were like, Why in the heck could he kill Wiccan kids and not be arrested O.o
I got it now lol
WolfsongStorm 2 weeks ago
Im christian, catholic to be exact, and this is hilarious cuz i really know people who think like this. I've always found wicca fascinating and find nothing wrong with it. You believe what u believe we believe what believe who gives a crap!
skiguy97 2 weeks ago
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KissMeJudass 2 weeks ago
@SuperSpiritDove a guy at work showed me their website a couple years ago LOL and it's amazing how many people don't catch on to the joke and take LBC seriously! =)) and what's even funnier is that there are actually preachers on shortwave radio who seriously preach stuff like this as fact :O
DrGiggles68 2 weeks ago
hahaha this is a joke guys.. landoverbaptist is a joke site. its all for fun. dont take it serious please
SuperSpiritDove 2 weeks ago
If he is a pastor deacon of his religion, & none of his own oppose his belief that the hunting down and murdering other humans based on religious / spirituality is ok. Then he is a perfect example of Christianity's lack of tolerance. Holy wars, crusades and the Salem witch hunts, Remember them?
May the Goddess shine on you, and show you the path of love and turn you from hate.
This I pray for you, because you deserve love as much as the rest of us.
TheAnyName 2 weeks ago
@TheAnyName Its a joke site hun
SuperSpiritDove 2 weeks ago
for numbers, you're a man child. 2. you can't do that to kids, ASSHOLE, the saddest part is you were one!. 3. No Christian will ever agree to this junk, 4. whatever drunken redneck who 'thinks' he knows Christ, elected you, is fuckkin stupid. 5. we're not in the 20 century 'Pastor', you not a pastor, just a poser, and you know it. and Why in the hell are you in jail?! Jesus doesn't want you anymore, nuh uh. and LAST, whatever 564 likes on this is just as retarded as he is. What a shame.
LilPandabear1 2 weeks ago
ALL U NEED IS LOVE!! SINCE YOU WERE A KID LOOSER!!!!!
realwitch333 2 weeks ago
The Goddess Is Gonna Get Angry!!
charmedboyful 2 weeks ago
remember Karma my dear friend, it's very real so what ever you say and do to others is repaid in full By your maker, the one who will pass Judgement on you in your Final hours,do to Others as you want done to you. )o( Blessed Be! )o(
Sweets5739 2 weeks ago
@Thuggin2222 Correct! He IS an atheist poking fun at religion. Check out their site at landoverbaptistdotorg
DrGiggles68 2 weeks ago
@DrGiggles68 THE ENTIRE WEBSITE IT TO POKE FUN . ITS NOT FOR REAL GUYS
SuperSpiritDove 2 weeks ago
This has to be fake! XD
"Your best friend Bubbah"...has to be super fake.
MrMurderFairy 2 weeks ago
His best skit is his speech at the 2007 Atheist alliance convention. If I had to guess, I'd say he is an Atheist poking fun at religion.
Thuggin2222 2 weeks ago
This video is totally scripted, tongue-in-cheek humor. Look at his other videos, this guy is a hoot!
Thuggin2222 2 weeks ago
haha, i'm a wicca with a sense of humour! :D
SissiAteABug 2 weeks ago
Guys. This is a Satire. Okay? Seriously, he just called himself pastor deacon. PASTOR DEACON. lawl. So cool your jets.
MysticalSelah 2 weeks ago
Oh man - look, any Pagan watching this, understand it is OTT satire! Check out the website, *think* then please stop making kneejerk comments (like the one from JuneYankee) which are an embarrassment - erm, unless JuneYankee is taking the satire to another level?
Skraeling1000 3 weeks ago
you know what, this has to be fake, becasue he would be seriously arrested
xXNavyBratXx 3 weeks ago
ahem..., I am a 16 year old military child at an international school, have decent grades, I'm often asked to speak at events such 9/11 and MLK day, I have a taste for fine arts, music and food, intend to be a well groom officer in the navy, lack any tattos or peircings and I'm a norse pagan (kind of wiccan) YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!
xXNavyBratXx 3 weeks ago
Oh how I am hoping this is satire! No on could really be such a ginormous asshole.
janethebugg 3 weeks ago
for all my fellow wiccans out there i strongly urge you to FLAG this video on account of verbal abuse and hatred towards our practice. SERIOUSLY, how is it evil? name ONE thing about wicca that is "wrong"....FLAG AND REPORT THIS DUMBASS!!!!!!!!
JuneYankee 3 weeks ago
Is this satire? It's dumb.
BabyK71482 3 weeks ago
so fake...
therockwitch 3 weeks ago
This guy does the same type of humor as Edward Current
lago4 3 weeks ago
YOU ARE SO MEAN TO STEREOTYPE PEOPLE AS FAT. THATS HATRED AND YOU KNOW IT! YOU KNOW YOU PEOPLE ARE THE FAT PREACHERS AND PASTORS WHO PILE UP YOUR PLATES EVERY CHANCE YOU GET! TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF LIKE AN IDIOT! YOU MAKE YOURSELVES LOOK SO BAD IT'S DOWNRIGHT DISGUSTING! THIS IS RIDICULOUS AND GOD HATES YOUR ATTITUDE SO GET RIGHT!!! YOU WONT HELP ANYONE DO RIGHT WITH THAT KIND OF TRASH TALK! TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? OH YEAH! RELIGION! ALWAYS EVIL, ALWAYS MANIPULATIVE!
TheThunderGirl1 3 weeks ago
YOU'RE MEAN AND HYPOCRITICAL AND YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT DIRTY TRASH MOUTH HATE SPEECH! you say wiccans are fat???!!! CHILDISH, FALSE AND STEREOTYPING! wiccans are trying to help the earth heal from all the pollution, abuse and hatred she has endured! I was raised Baptist and i have seen the alters and the shouting and crying and the flying spit and the lies and hypocrisy hatred and trash that goes on in those mad houses! you turn on people like a mad dog you evil hearts! and ive seen it all!
TheThunderGirl1 3 weeks ago
WOW, HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE THESE HILLBILLY PREACHERS HERE IN TENNESSEE
briancopeland77 3 weeks ago
@briancopeland77 YOU'RE RIGHT! IM FROM SHELBYVILLE TENNESSEE AND IVE BEEN TO HUNDREDS OF CHURCHES WITH MY BAPTIST PARENTS IN THE SOUTH ON FURLOUGH AND IT'S NOTHING BUT HATRED AND HYPOCRISY! I WENT WITH THEM FOR 20 YEARS FAITHFULLY BUT AFTER THAT, I PUT MY FOOT DOWN! THEY ARE ALL MEAN AS HELL AND THEY MAKE MORE DRAMA AND VIOLENCE THAN ANYTHING ELSE!
TheThunderGirl1 3 weeks ago
Lol this guy Be trolling
omgJellyFish 3 weeks ago
i think you know nothing about wicca.
AwsomePurple96 3 weeks ago
everything that you do comes back times 3
irishshapeshifter 3 weeks ago
it is sad to see this
angeloarmenta 4 weeks ago
this guys a nutter. if he knew any thing about what true wiccans then he wouldnt be saying any thing like this.
fragster2008 4 weeks ago
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CHASE YOU IN A PICKUP AND BLAST YOUR FACE OFF WITH A SHOTGUN!?!?
MrOTobiO 1 month ago
Can I say that you are practicing your own faith incorrectly. There is no place in the bible that says to treat people of other beliefs like this. You listen to the stereotypes of what a Wiccan is and automatically assume you know what you're talking about. In the bible it states not to preach false testimony and you don't know what the hell you're talking about. A pastor should research what Wicca REALLY IS before assuming we're sacrificing your children and using your church property for our
Naddiawillchompyou 1 month ago 3
@Naddiawillchompyou LOL you poor thing. Look at their website. It's a parody site
TheRushingWind 2 weeks ago
im soory, but i came across hear from a vid of a very insperational girl. and im wiccan! come and hunt me down and see who wins!!! you may be bigger, but i can beat your ass!!!!!!!!! SO COME AND GET ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cookiemonsterhat99 1 month ago
@cookiemonsterhat99 *sorry
cookiemonsterhat99 1 month ago
Poor thing, he hates Wiccans so much that he actually appeared to be the antagonist here. Blessed be.
carlsamsonofficial 1 month ago
Pastor Deacon Fred: You are a sorry excuse for a Christian.
charliesaysgo 1 month ago
And, no, I'm not directing these comments to the owner of the video. But to the blind christian ASSHOLES that have gotten here.
Tsukiyomaru0 1 month ago
In other words, your belief is tainted. Therefore, no Christian deserves heaven, if they deny the Truth. The Truth that they harmed many in the past for their blind belief, and that most of them are repeating the holy wars now.
Tsukiyomaru0 1 month ago
Also, look up Massacre of Verden
Tsukiyomaru0 1 month ago
"The church also entered into a long period of missionary activity and expansion among the various tribes. Whilst arianists instituted the death penalty for practicing pagans (see Massacre of Verden as example), Catholicism also spread among the Germanic peoples, the Celtic and Slavic peoples, the Hungarians, and the Baltic peoples." exerpt from the wikipedia
Tsukiyomaru0 1 month ago
Decent Christian community? Pff, please!
Tsukiyomaru0 1 month ago
The sad thing is.. a lot of people are this stupid were I live.... =/
369theraven 1 month ago
funny thing is that I'm not fat or pudgy... I'm actually 5' 6" 130lbs which puts me in a perfectly fine BMI and NOT fat... so stop with your stereotypes
thosphoenix 1 month ago
@thosphoenix lucky...I want to be skinny!!!
369theraven 1 month ago
@thosphoenix lucky...I want to be skinny... :(
369theraven 1 month ago
I saw your website. UGH!
I do not cook cats. I hate it when people hurt cats. I love cats.
SariaSchala 1 month ago
Furthermore, Christianity is really just a bastardization of Judaism and paganism.
anonymous19601 1 month ago
@anonymous19601 By the way, I don't hate you or despise you for your beliefs. I'm more curious about why you think and believe what you do more than anything else. The reason being I came across a wiccn client in my work. they don't like talking about it and i didnt want to pry so i have been doing research
casablanca4381 1 month ago
Christianity is the most evil thing that humankind has ever invented. As far as I'm concerned, Christians are all wolves in sheep's clothing. They pretend to preach "God's love," but they have a vile history of murder and molestation. If that isn't "satanic," I don't what is.
anonymous19601 1 month ago
@anonymous19601 I don't know about that. That's a pretty broad and generalized statement . Granted there have been christians who have done that in the crusades. christianity, muslims, judaisms can be "vehicles" as excuses to commit atrocities. I am christian and don't consider myself wolf in sheeps clothing. I have never murdered or molested anyone. I don't think it's fair to lump people in a group and generalize them. It like saying all muslim are terrorist
casablanca4381 1 month ago
@anonymous19601 we know that statement about muslims isn't true. I think people just should stop generalizing. The truth is most Jews, muslims, christians, agnostc, atheists are decent people in the world
casablanca4381 1 month ago
@anonymous19601 or any other religiohn for that matter. I can safely say if you met me. You would find me a very nice person.:)
casablanca4381 1 month ago
@casablanca4381 If you're such a good person, why do you follow the Church that tortured and killed thousands, maybe even millions of innocent "witches" whenever someone in a village came down with food poisoning or something? (And that's only the tip of the iceberg.) You're a hypocrite.
anonymous19601 1 month ago
@anonymous19601 Before I answer let me ask you a question. Are all the white people in this country evil because their ancestors had slaves?No. Why? They didn't do anything it was their ancestors. My point i am a decnet and good person and am sorry that happened but I never did those things. i should be known by my deeds anbd behavior ... not my forbears. same thing with you if you had rotten family member who committed horrible crimes.Should you be judged by them?
casablanca4381 1 month ago
@anonymous19601 i'm not a hypocrit because i never killed a with or poisoned anyone or did any of those things to witches. your judging me based on people in the past. it's like saying all germans are evil because of the nazis 60 years. it's not fair and it s not right.A person witch, jew , christian should only be known by his or her actions.. not those before them
casablanca4381 1 month ago
@anonymous19601 why do follow my particular religion.First of all i'm not a baptist if wondering based on this video title2The religion i am in is how I serve God plain and simple. i'd like to talk about theological issues with others! if you want we can continue to talk .. let's just be respectful considerate to each other o even though we may have different opinion and viewpoint. Have a wonderful day!:)
casablanca4381 1 month ago
@anonymous19601 there have and always will be bad people in every group on earth christians, jews, muslims, agnostics, atheists whatever .... but keep in mind the majority of the world in every group are decent and mean well
casablanca4381 1 month ago
@anonymous19601 I don't enough about wiccan or had much exposure to the belief system to really form an opinion about wicca, ut i will tell you I have an interest in religions outside the main stream in the us anyway. why does group x belive what they d o, where did it come from, what is the outlook for a religion and history. i have researched JW, mormon, agnosticism,atheism( well ok not a religion but interesting) scientology ect ok and the diciples of christ
casablanca4381 1 month ago
@casablanca4381 Well, I'm not a Wiccan; I'm an atheist. The so-called "witches" whom Christians killed weren't Wiccans either. Many of them were probably Christians themselves, but the Church turned against them.
anonymous19601 1 month ago
@anonymous19601 ok i'm sorry i asumed you were atheist because of the site led me to that assumption. you are right christians have turned on christians just as any other group of people for aeons on end have turned against each other.
my point is simple you shouldn't blame people for something their ancestors did. I would say the same baout you. you shouldn't be judged by what your ancestors did. you should only be known by your deeds and contributions to the world
casablanca4381 1 month ago
@anonymous19601 this world would be much happier if we just quit picking on each other and blaming each other for faults in the past. each of us have an ancestor or contemporary who will represent poorly. it's prejudiced to lump people in a group like that. no matter who you are and what you believe or not, or even race. You agree. Let's try to grt along with each other with one step at a time:)
casablanca4381 1 month ago
The is such an idiot, its almost laughable.
Belmont2500 1 month ago
Landover Baptist Church pulls these parodies off so great ~ Haha ~ And someone always thinks it's real!! Makes it all the funnier!!
GypsyHSM 1 month ago
I'm a Wiccan, and I don't believe in Satan.
CandyEyeMakeup 1 month ago
You can't say that "Wicca is nothing", because it is a nature based religion. The Pagan religion is the creator and the former of the Wicca religion and came before the Christianity. Christianity is the creator and the former of Satan, he did never exist before, until you Christians came. You don't know anything about Wicca religion! And another thing, I am a Wiccan, witch! And the Wiccans did nothing evil and wrong until you Christians came and burned every witch! So who is evil and Satanic?!
TheTwilightReaper 1 month ago
what an asshole.
pwnstarispro 1 month ago
THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS! PEOPLE THIS GUY IS MAKING FUN OF EVANGELICALS. I AM WICCAN, AND WE ARE THE MOST LOVING, PEACEFUL, NON-JUDGEMENTAL PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER MEET. BUT WE LOVE A GOOD LAUGH!
abadigital8 1 month ago
Abuse of Pagans like this is not only morally wrong but it's also a sin according to your Bible, which states you shouldn't kill!
I despise this. No one decent, Christian or no, would do this.
SariaSchala 1 month ago
vice versa.
nebular555 1 month ago
This man is stupid,fucking,idiotic,christianic trolllll
laqimak 1 month ago
XD lmfao
burn19ballz 1 month ago
everyone tht dislikes this doesnt get it, :L
MollyIsTheMinority14 1 month ago
This is the funniest video I have ever seen. You sir are a genius.
kevinslair 1 month ago
He's making fun of ignorant Christians. Ha, funny. Still not going to hit the like button.
acheverie 1 month ago
well, first of all, you must ready the rules of youtube and the laws played on the internet, what you're doing is a crime, and has nothing to do with expression freedom... don't talk about what you don't know...
cristianosaramago15 1 month ago
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jasonchalliwell 1 month ago
Lol best troll ever. I'm wiccan yet I can see the humor in this.
Mawssome 1 month ago
Thats not very christian is it??? that kind of attitude is trouble for everybody else.
spiritinthe7thsky 1 month ago
And you're still walking around on the street with this foul message? LOL You're so full of yourself! Hard to believe that you even have people following such nonsense. Oh, and just for the record... I am a Witch and PROUD OF IT.
total1nessiam 1 month ago
I'm not wiccan. But I really admire Wicca and I really don't understand HOW people could think that Wicca is evil or trouble. These people should read a little about Wicca before say crap about something that they dont even know what it is.
PrincessHalliwell 1 month ago
You are comical and an epic troll.
How jesus lols @ you.
Rakinushi 1 month ago 8
You are evil
naynay3060 1 month ago
I'm a Wiccan don't dis us we are awesome and Wiccan's are good not evil )O(
naynay3060 1 month ago
This satire is hilarious.
OmarAlQaseer 1 month ago
I think you need some more southern drawl.
OmarAlQaseer 1 month ago
I think this is satire. In fact, I find it very funny. haha. Well done man. Only a true actor can offend someone with his trade ;) very lovely. MAD props to you my brother.
arterialshadow 1 month ago
if this is real i have my own idea of fun
swanderer01 1 month ago
Lol! Can't stop laughing ! I'm a Christian! And im disguste's people like you that give use a bad name! Call yourself a pastor! Lol! We were taught to love, appreciate & cherish one another! Seriously I'm gonna humble myself! Lol!
me2ua5 1 month ago
Ok, for those of you that think this guy is attacking Wiccans you need to use your brains for a minute and realize he is making fun of the fundamentalist. Don't be offended so easy and turn on your critical thinking skills, he is making fun of those southern fundamentalists who would love to do these things to us Wiccans any time they got a chance. Watch some of his other vids and pay attention to his style of comedy.
hillbillyoutlaw1 1 month ago 10
@hillbillyoutlaw1 Hey, I'm a southerner, and I'm a Wiccan.
Yogurtgames 1 month ago
@hillbillyoutlaw1 This kind of stuff really happens in the south. Psychological and verbal abuse! It's very real. It's very ugly and unacceptable. I have witnessed it firsthand.
TheThunderGirl1 3 weeks ago
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Wiccans are NOT the ones you have to worry about. Look at congress. They are the ones you should worry about.
mom4kids2 1 month ago
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LMFAO! you are all kinds of crazy. I pray to the horned god this is a joke.
blackcat91000 1 month ago
I am not sure why you are discriminating on Wiccans.. calling us fat, ugly. yadda yadda. Seems to me your not much to look at and you could use some time on a treadmil... don't judge others unless you are willing to be judged as well. And on another note. I have respect for all religions from Christians to Budda and so on.. I would like the same respect in return.. I find this video to also be very interesting.. Christians will be preach not to judge others, but they are first to contradict that
Jewellzify 1 month ago
lmao i hope to god this is a joke
bradsreviews94 2 months ago
Shut up people!!!!!!!!!!!! This is a joke there r no religious attacks!!!
tannerman9t 2 months ago
lol i think this is a joke.
smelybelygurl 2 months ago
here's a real life paladin for you...
MyComicbookguy 2 months ago
The Wiccans Ive known all cry constantly, in fact they can outcry a six month old infant
KelliFilkins 2 months ago
@KelliFilkins that's a goth. wiccans are completely different. we are the most un hateful religious group in the world. we accept everyone.
sirinterweb 2 months ago in playlist Anti wicca video's
@sirinterweb the Wiccans I know cry contantly about everything
KelliFilkins 1 month ago
@KelliFilkins those are emos and goths. you have them mixed up smart one
sirinterweb 1 month ago
I got not piercings, other then ears. I have no tattoos, and I'm not 'chubby'. However, I am a Wiccan. I don't fight with you, nor do I insult or threaten you. Why can't you return the favor?
showmaker3000 2 months ago
@showmaker3000 i'm wiccan to. my whole entire family is wiccan. and we arn't what people say we are. we are kind, caring, loving people that are accepting of everyone. we are nothing compared to extremist christians. (no offense to regular Christrians reading this coment)
sirinterweb 2 months ago in playlist Anti wicca video's
Are u serious - Is this a joke? If not wow does christianity sound like a wonderful religion.
TheDanishCodega 2 months ago
this shows me that christians are as crazy as they seem.....
SX3xkyokox3XS 2 months ago
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gozer2001 2 months ago
You know, I'm all for a good joke but THIS is sickening.
amaranthsnow 2 months ago
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LMAO, YOUR THINKING OF DEVIL WORSHIPPERS, YES I NO THAT I WORSHIP THE DEVIL BUT THAT ISNT WICCANS DUMBASS! I SHULD NO, MY BEST FRIENDS WICCAN, SHOVE THE DAMBASS BIBLE UP YOUR ASS AND GO FUCK YOURSELF! AND WERNT U BORN IN THE WOODS U UGLY ASS FUCKING HICK???
shinerluvsyew 2 months ago
yea? well your UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ALL OF US HAVE PEIRCINGS! SO STFU YOU FUCKING DRUNKEN REDNECK PUSSY.
NeoPerdedor 2 months ago
@GypsyRoseDukes this is actually a parody aimed at those fanatical (and not too bright) "christians" which I find to be outrageously funny
TheFugitive2 2 months ago
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But whats wrong with being pale. D:
LokiFortune 2 months ago
ORIGINAL REACTION:
1: WHO WOULDNT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL IF THEY WERE BEING TIED TO A FURNACE AND POKED WITH HOT POKERS... and being force to listen to a drunk ass hick read from the bible....
2. ever heard of "judge lest not ye be judged" dumbass?
After discovering it was a joke:
...I'm wiccan you ass XD I know yer making fun and all but shit...
GavarellNexen 2 months ago
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GavarellNexen 2 months ago
you have a fat pale pudgy face too. little hypocrite :)
wookies78 2 months ago
If you new the truth about Christianity as to where it originated from, you would have a better understanding. You need to love yourself so that you can love others no matter what they wear. You cannot justify a person by their outer appearance only by their deeds.
Go read you bible and learn something. Like read the chapter that contains, " If I have not loved, I am nothing."
GypsyRoseDukes 2 months ago
You call yourself Christian? I think you are just another KKK member talking war and not peace. Christianity and Wicca are religions but spirit comes first. We should love our neighbor as we should love ourselves. A true wiccan embraces other religions without cause of war. Some Christians, like your self, still like to stick a needle in my eye. Remove your veil of anger and death and find the light. If you new the truth about Christianity as to where it originated from.
GypsyRoseDukes 2 months ago
honestly it sounds like you raising muders in your so called church. Christ taught not to judge others and one of the major comadments is thy shall not kill . what part of that do you cultists do not understand.
smitha28 2 months ago
Glad this is a joke :o
MightBeLethal 2 months ago
you see this is where you're wrong "preacher" it's not the open minded spiritual people that are ruining our country it is the close minded assholes like you that resist change that are ruining the country
Xxc1oSetmunKyX 2 months ago
OOOH! You triflin lil BITCH! This is so wrong!
DamianaAmaya 2 months ago
this pagen has guns to,
patrickpapka 2 months ago
This is absolutely fucked up.
kaddybear06 2 months ago
ohh...its a joke.
nobodyIIX 2 months ago
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For your info I have no peircing except on my ears have no tatoos but I am pale so before you run your mouth think and don't be a sterio type! )o( Wicca>o
DarkLordsDaughter21 2 months ago
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DarkLordsDaughter21 2 months ago
I find all the people who actually think this is serious is more funny than the vid itself.... i mean come on... this isnt real he's joking! he's making fun of christians xD
EliVoshallzzzz 2 months ago
and you call yourself a man of god? you my friend are full of hate and know nothing about the word of god you are a racist and biggot and will rot in hell with the other dark souls that walk the earth.blessed be)0(
foxgloved1 2 months ago
LOL.... Your a moron. Your a complete MORON. I hope you go to jail for this video. Because your a sick individual. A very sick individual.
vampgurl33 2 months ago
You. Gotta. Be. Kidding. Me. Wicca is a religion. Respect it. And if this is how Christian Pastors act and speak, i am losing respect for the religion fast. I always thought Christianity was a beautiful religion, even if I am a witch.
AerisLamia 2 months ago
I thought this guy was serious...cracken up laughing ....Its a joke folks...
Cyberia3716 2 months ago
So funny. Glad I have nothing to do with brick and motar churches and their ministers/leaders.
Baysox39 2 months ago
Does no one do any sort of research? The landover baptist church is a satirical website.
muta4thefail 2 months ago
biggot!
Alliedtonone 2 months ago
wow u have no clue about wiccans
crazy1qazwe 2 months ago
Dude....if I knew this guy I'd burn him at the stake for being a judgmental dick. That was his name right? Dick? Or was it Dick head? O, well. He's going to hell anyways.
IndigoSoul13 2 months ago
I'm not Wiccan or christain or baptist, but I hope this is a joke.
mouse4689 2 months ago
@mouse4689 Baptist is a part of Christianity like Methodist is
gore1986 2 months ago
LOLOLOL
LBC is satire, guys.
chibiariel 2 months ago
paragashas, i believ that is an over generalization. Evangelist aren't all trying to be mean though their methods could be better with few. I truly believe again you negative view of christians is clouding your judgement of christian
casablanca4381 2 months ago
paragshas, you are right insaying the bible needs to be taken in ciontext and interpreted several ways. bible warns against christians being condescending and live like christ to be an example to others.
I think your understanding the bible is being clouded to an extent by your negative view on christian
casablanca4381 2 months ago
You don't know what you are talking about !!! Doesn't your bible say that your god is the only one that can judge !!!!!!!!!!!
emogirlfollower169 2 months ago 2
pastor? you should be punnished wery badly for what you have done! the police should lock you in forever!
TheEuMinecraft 2 months ago
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Im native American and have meet and have gotten to know alot Wiccans. I find that they share a lot of the same core beliefs. Why this is I don't know or really care. What I do know is that my beliefs don't come from the middle east. and Moses didn't lead my ancestors out of Africa. So good luck with your religion and shalam. Jew
MrCrashsmashley 3 months ago
I got news for you Pastor, I know many Wiccans who are far more Christ-like than most Christians are.
witchyfwog 3 months ago
Troublemaking Wiccans! Go for it! Blessed be!
Don;t let this silly ol' troll yank your chain.,
jatarri2 3 months ago 3
so he "hunts" people like animals!! I am a christian and this is the WORST WAY to get someone to convert!
casablanca4381 3 months ago
@casablanca4381 I dunno, worked damn well in the Crusades!
CheffBryan 3 months ago
@CheffBryan well it sure did make christianity look bad don't you think . If i were alive in the crusades and wasn't christian and then someone started hunting me down and threastening to convert or else , and not kind and loving at all. i wouldn't be persuaded to convert either.
You need to be loving and kind and gentle , respectful to people you want to convert.
casablanca4381 3 months ago