Turning Japanese- The Vapors

[sarahluvshp]

19 years old and I loved this song when I was between 6-10 years old :D

[newagereference]

i fuckin love this song

[LGTheOneFreeMan]

Now I dare someone to fap AT TEMPO with this song. And their dirty mag/hentai/porn/waifu(?) of course. =D

[gigibird838]

i think IM turning japanese now after watching this

[MrBuffalosoldier420]

lol this song is about jacking off XD i still love it though!

[clashrogers]

@MrBuffalosoldier420 Actually it's about the cliches of youth and angst that it turns someone into something unexpexted. And it's about a failed relationship.

[MrBuffalosoldier420]

@clashrogers thanks, never would have got that right without knowing :)

[wachipato10]

great song and funny

[endorfinayeah]

Turning Japanese KURWA!

[frapple1]

Fkin don't slaver push . granted, it's a good song , but steady on neighbour

[frapple1]

Fkin don't talk push. It was a great song, but steady on

[SuperMadformusic]

A great band that should have made it to the top of the music industry.

[Xili0n]

awe-

frickin'-

some! 8D

[2devmoran]

turning japanese i really think so think so think so

[gazmetal]

"I want a doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well," is the dirtiest lyric I've ever heard!

[dizzyjayde]

@gazmetal shows how naive i am, i always thought he meant a picture as in an xray to see her from the inside with lol

[UltimateBroadcaster]

8 ppl arent turning japanese

[ForTehLolz666]

Let Me In nuff said xD

[lupinmodz]

this song reminds me of jackass with the pandas i really love those guys RIP ryan dunn

[fergus247]

this version has much better audio quality and volume than the VEVO version. they just dont care about music yet they manage to be such a big figure in the world of music.

[yoshiruferrarithe1st]

I was turning japanese when I was done Masturbating

[suigetsu1209]

hi my friend! it's nice music:)

[momskid]

YOU KNOW WONDER IT'S DARK

HAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

[mkd3luxe]

Jackass The Movie - Night Pandas ;D

[ninjaphenom2]

@mkd3luxe So true.

[silvestrerevueltas]

cracked.com!!!



[JOHNYOCHO]

Its not about masturbating noobs.

[Rustyx69]

@JOHNYOCHO How do you know.

[nativegangstadogtv]

Thumbs up if Jackass brought u here

[MegaBubonicChronic]

this song makes me dance around 

[bgordon647]

If there's any question as to what this song's about, let the Astroglide ad settle it.

[KarmicAnarchist]

@bgordon647 It's a hymn to the joys of Onanism.

[v8bird96]

audio was fine to me

[dragonman8712]

I'M Turning Japanese Right NOW

[suki1615]

I wish I were Japanese....probably because of my anime obsession

[bl4nkd4hli4]

When I started thinking about this song, I started thinking about my obsessions with most things Japanese (film, culture, other arts and disciplines) and how strange it would be for me to wake up one day, look in the mirror and see that I turned physically Japanese. That's the cheesy thought that pops up in my head when this song plays,..not the song's fault, just my cheesy mind.

[699KE]

Terrell breaks his leg

[Venom957]

Eh, the quality is sucky, but it's better than pissing around with ads. -_-

[dubac111]

8 people avoids this song like it is a cyclon ranger :D

[tehsparky0283]

ah this song reminds me of jackass the movie :) so much memories

[AwesomeShila101]

this song rocks my socks

[vMrMysteriousv]

the horrible audio made me sad :(

[ThinLizzy86]

@vMrMysteriousv then go watch another video nobody says you have to listen to my copy

[sallygirl2066]

@ThinLizzy86 This is great audio.

[jelloboy1994]

@vMrMysteriousv this is better then the one thats huge

[vMrMysteriousv]

@jelloboy1994 at least finish your sentence before making me read it!.... huge??? huge what???

[Fedorasnesguy]

@vMrMysteriousv It was worse back in the day on the boomboxes.

[thatmongolianguy]

You guys DO know that this is about masturbating right?

[clashrogers]

@thatmongolianguy No, its about some guy obseesed of some girl he used to know, even after breaking up he's still can't get his mind of her even he has pictures of her including her insides.

watch?v=oHb1IFPtlWs

[thatmongolianguy]

@clashrogers Lol, you're innocence warms my heart, but trust me it's a bit more dirty than that.

[Grungadin]

@thatmongolianguy

Actually your assumptions mean shit all since the actual band denied it was about the face a guy makes when masturbating. It's fucking incredible people would believe such stupid shit, and then state it as fact.

[metaldesire4]

@Grungadin when they came to usa they sometimes said it is, sometimes said it isn't. it was a nice way for them to create some controversy and increase their popularity (after all, they're a band, they wanted commercial success). nevertheless, i care about the music, not the artist, and the song rules! the conclusion is: it's about what you want it to be.

[dreadnathan]

this song isnt about japan its about masturbating

[clashrogers]

@dreadnathan This vid will prove you wrong watch?v=oHb1IFPtlWs

[fathairyarab]

man havent heard this 4 years love it.

[AnimeWolfHunter]

8 Chinese dudes hit the dislike button

[SupertheAxe13]

@AnimeWolfHunter just did



[AnimeWolfHunter]

With all the anime I watch and all the sushi I eat , I wouldn't be surprised if I wasn't Japanese already

[McNabbot]

I think this guy thinks he's turning japanese.

Woah, that's like a paradox or something.

[rrowannn]

lol, this is so great

[MrVanDep]

great fucking song

[DarkSpider97]

they don't wnna turn japanease any more

[skillzdatkillz900]

night pandas!

[reikaXchuu]

looooool ! :DD

[letsgo937]

them poor Japanese i feel soo bad for them

[skycladeskimo]

tidal wave anyone?

[farroman1314]

this song made me cum lol i turned japanese lol :))

[K3KCT]

Hey, Sweeney... You did a cracking job of this in the Glens..

[WRI2012]

What a nut... lol.... squint your eyes and grin.

[jaredf246]

this song is awesome!! I can only find one thing about it, I can't get it out of my head!! But that's tht bad.

[Forcaster72]

ha in the no sex no drugs no women you said no YOU when its really no innuendoes :) oh well

[ThinLizzy86]

@GayNiggerSex I think i just busted a nut reading this hahaha. That sounded like a really fun time you gay niggers had. And to compliment you i must say your name fits you well! Thanks for favoriting the video buddy just dont request any gay porn.

[GayNiggerSex]

@ThinLizzy86 Yeah well, the Jackass movie woulda been great if more niggers were in the stunts! Because this song was in the Jackass movie.

[ThinLizzy86]

@GayNiggerSex I believe you do deserve a reward for the most creative troll ive seen around. I can see that youll be very entertained for alot of years especially when you start posting in Michael Jackson videos, or even better political videos like campaign ads where all of the viewers are uptight and politically correct. Have fun my man!

[ThinLizzy86]

@GayNiggerSex Truer words were never said. I salute you

[GayNiggerSex]

@ThinLizzy86 Of which, more and more vouchers for gay nigger sex shall be rallied to determine that every gay nigger has a bleeding rectum, and a bloodier diarrhea geyser.

[bigjimsteelrod]

losing someone I really loved just about drove me crazy too at one time in my life

[djantmass]

This song is about Wankin!! Turning Japanese is your Cum face!

[Kagamii1]

@djantmass Wrong. They've dismissed that claim many times.

[Erinnbannkss]

@Kagamii1 ofcourse they'll dismiss it!

[schizosage]

every time i hear this song, i cant help but sing along

[Barbe]

@StoogeWAWproductions

Do you know we don't care?

[RisingAssist]

Explain me if I search for "The Kinks - Turning Japanese" I find this one.. Which is 100% the right song but why? ._.

[TheMonstermo]

JACKASS NIGHT PANDAS!!!!

best song of the whole movie!!!

[celinapink7]

@StoogeWAWproductions ahhahahahah

[1989DarthBalls]

7 Chinese dudes hit the dislike button

[MrPetrolhead09]

Awsome song this! Good job! :D

[Aiath86]

My brain is full of fuck.

[ProjectGrizly]

Hi, i was trying to use this song on one of my videos and was just wondering how you managed to bypass the Copyright on it as the audio on mine was removed?

[ThinLizzy86]

You should go to the copyright info and there you will need to fill out a bunch of stupidly easy questions,  i forgot how long you then need to wait for the music to return but its not long, only a couple of days i think. CIAO!

[gOneyeah]

Goal II Soundtrack ;)

[SuperLookone]

STA CANCION STA REBUENA

[Kingofeurope]

This is the theme song of every weaboo.

[toblerone2k8]

@RedDawn871 the turning japanese is his wank face xD

[pughston]

always reminds me of jackass

[janishendmorrison]

Aaah. This just made my day :]

[RedDawn871]

Please tell me this song isnt about some guy jacking off to a picture of his japanese girlfriend in a prison cell.......

[janishendmorrison]

@RedDawn871 Lmao dude it is.

3 main resons why.

1.I've got your picture of me and you

2.I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

3.I'd like a million of you all round my cell

I want a doctor to take your picture

So I can look at you from inside as well

:D haha point proven lmao.

[TheSasuSakuish]

co_0l

[barbirysbrown]

awesome

[officevoucher]

(.Y.)

[unstman12]

this song is about waking off

[CusatoComplexChannel]

FUCK I totally just rated this vid wrong by accident. My bad, I apologize for that. This is a great vid.

[daptekar]

@CusatoComplexChannel I wouldn't actually call this a video , Barely a slide show.

[crazyschoolboyDan]

Long live the 80's!!! Has anyone seen my Members Only jacket?

[NaruLovesYou]

I hope you all know, this song actually has nothing to do with Japan. Loves, it's talking about masturbation. Haha. Just thought I would let you all know.

[springloadedchicken]

um, it's not about japan... ah.. someone didn't live in the 70s.... *coughs*

[NaruLovesYou]

@springloadedchicken I think we realize this. It's about masturbation. I believe I've already stated this.

[PanzerdivisionVargh]

I know this from the jackass OST, great song! Hail Steve-O!^^

[1234tombaker]

Me and my mate once had to do our own radio show. we did it in an oriental style and used this song xD

Was awesome :D

[darknovablast]

It's odd that, besides the chorus, the song has... nothing to do with Japan.

Like, at all. XD

[DagothUrMadGod]

Fokken lekker!

[SatanicVomit]

love it

[carwile75]

Im so stoned i can barely keep my eyes open its like im japanese

[1337varlor]

teh best

[TheNorweagian]

Hey ^^ Jackass:D

[Socc3rBacteria]

I LOVE THIS SONG!!! i thank my friend marissa for showing me this song. <3 love you rissa!!!

[CyberWonderer]

JACKASS!

[Socc3rBacteria]

@BethLaura123x LMAO!

[bluefishluck]

no, the band said that rumor was false

[BethLaura123x]

Well, In that case, wikipedia should really change the information about this particular song.

[CuriositysCat]

Actually, I heard that too.

[zam819]

i love it in jackass!!

[angelseye110]

Ahahaha love it! ^^

[jameshxjm]

This song made me smile :]

[ExtinctionOfTheBrain]

This song makes me laugh.

[OzkarGlez]

This is my new personal theme.

[ale231294]

..no sex, no drugs, no wine, no women

no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it´s dark..(8)

[IgingFighter]

awsum XD

[produKtNZ]

Would you post the lyrics in the song description? Please?

I wanna sing along and not sound like an idiot lol

[ThinLizzy86]

no problem!

[produKtNZ]

Legend!!

Thanks ^_^

[thuperfantastical]

@produKtNZ i think youll sound like an idiot anyways

[produKtNZ]

@thuperfantastical You're one to talk. I can already clearly tell you're of lower intelligence to myself. I for one, don't go saying offensive things to complete strangers.

[thuperfantastical]

@produKtNZ Please, explain to me how that makes me of lower intelligence? Have fun singing into your computer monitor, cunt.

[vboredv]

Excellent song, just wish the band had more hits, instead of just one. This song's kind of punkish and I love it.

[theriversofidiotman]

love this song, thank for to upload

[dietreaper]

so wrong sexually and racially that its amusing... bravo. childhood fav.

[frenchfrey65]

isn't there a version with a more hard rock like guitar? i can't find it... Love this song but i want the hard rock version!

[InsaneFrogg666]

that was a cover by the used i think

[JoinWow]

No Use For A Name - Turning Japanese <= try them ;D

[frenchfrey65]

Thx ;D

[ElectricCucumberr]

Haha, i love this song so much :)

[PanzerdivisionVargh]

finally i found it^^ heard it in the jackass movie^^ great song^^

[intransmissivel]

Goal II: Living The Dream

[DandHproductions09]

love this song

[CANNABLISSFUL]

bloody hell,we got one person here who says their turning japanese & another who got this song dedicated to them....hello people this song was banned on the radio,tv etc for ages cause its about going to town with miss palmer & her 5 daughters,a bloke tossing the log,spanking the monkey etc etc. great song but i wouldnt want it dedicated to me,it might mean they think i'm a wanker!

[UgyvanPlancsiznakEgy]

Great tunes :D I think I know what I'll put to my Hello Kitty secret level...

[grungyto]

total classic. i listen to this and i turn japanese too!

[stfwho]

you masturbate to the song? o.0

u do know what they mean by "turning japanese" dont you...?

[chosenone234]

i dont

[wuzlump]

absolutly nothing. At least before the song ;)

[guscus69er]

im listening to this with my japanese gf!

[DikkiSeamen]

wow!!! xp

[titatus08]

Buenísima!

[arehumansgood]

dude this song is about masterbating its not even debatable

[IanOrigami]

lolz this is the funniest song ever XD

[carwile75]

i play this song sometimes when im having a smokeout

[demariojason]

It brought me here to this upload through watching Beverly Hills Ninja just hours ago on my Comcast On Demand!! I always remembered this song in the movie but now I took it into action to downloaded on my funky Ipod and play it loudly through Atlanta!! ;-)

[RogersL8]

Thanks! Love that groovy tune!

[john888999888]

the theory about this song being about masturbation because when u get an orgasm ur eyes turn japanese is sooo funny XD idc if my eyes are slits its hilarious

[defrufru33]

is the theory tru

[ThinLizzy86]

Sadly no, in an interview with Vh1 it was revealed that once the band discovered the theory, they only confirmed that it was true for publicity.

[LauraSommer]

Think this was being played a lot on the radio in America in the autumn of 1980...always have loved this song :)

[IluvASHEStoASHES101]

i luv this song i hace been able to sing it since i was 2

[Tbolt1000TForLife]

kick ass song

[AquaTeenMasterShake]

plz make some lyrics for this song!!!!!

[CharlaayUmm]

This song is about men in prison missing their wifes and girlfriends, so they have a wank xD Thats why its called Turning Japenease, coz when they do it their eyes go like japanease, its true ;D

[buddyholly1958]

its not watch true spin:the vapours

[dangergErBi]

who cares?! just enjoy the music

[CharlaayUmm]

yes, it is a good song :D

[kirstyms03]

lol are u serious! LOL