Re: Oprah vs. over 9000 PENISES

[WizzoPro9476]

She had over 9000 penises, not to mention all the hard work, to get to where she's at now!

[MrPandaDork]

opr4hs secret plans come to light, she posted the message herself on her message board; it was a opr4h set up

[myfaceisyourface97]

"i interview penises"

[sekki108]

I AM A PEDOFORK.

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

she dun goof'd

[77ScuMBag77]

Hurr Durr

Herp derp derp!

[saditytiff]

this is sooo ignorant & stupid people shouldnt play like that !!! dumb FUCKS

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

@saditytiff they do it for the lolz. you sir do not do it for the lolz therefor you fail. DO IT FOR THE LOLZ

[CafetaoSuicidal]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa­ahahhhhhh god damn it

[ShaolinEast]

shut up before i pedobear you.

[33dgtp]

nice one m8... ALL FOR IT!!!

[bryguy95]

trippy

[POKOHelba]

XD did it say PEDOFORK?

[pyramidheadkitten9]

Im starting a website, to help the poor penises constantly being raped and molested by children. Dicks need love, not children raping them. Who wants to help? :(

[turnipdaisy]

the troll of the century..when you troll oprah you basically secured your spot in heaven and your set for life..;O

whoever the Anon fag was who got that through oprah mail bawks..deserves to be praised..

[Garlannd]

The second you brought Christian Weston Chandler into it you WON.

[TXJDOT]

Epic win, good sir.

[creepingpuppet]

Oprah is not a rapist!

Remember, it's not rape if their already dead.

[bigwhiteballs27]

@creepingpuppet

that's necrophilia

[TimB1234567]

funny stuff

[RandomUsername010]

lol Oprah would have an aneurysm if she saw this lol

[tenchimuyo69]

Children will rape your penis... in an event kids call Playing Doctor

PEDOFORK

[asiangirlmob]

Oprah has only tried to do good. This is an obviously edited to look like this-for the ppl who believe this

[Jawsusfreak777]

Wow you sure have a keen eye to see what 27,168 people found obvious. Apart from Oprah trying to do good of course, because the goofy bitch only does it for the money.

[dsfdsfsgfdegdfgmdflg]

Again, Oprah just didn't have time to molest and rape our children.

[xIxAmxKh2xI]

k, this made me laugh more than the real thing.

[animalizer67890]

Oprah Winfrey? Raping our children?

[innocentinnocentx]

It's more likely than you think.

[EtamTheGreat]

rape our children o.o? OMFG

[360styleEcho419]

whoever made this is my hero.

[Party9494]

This is sickening

[jimmyshitbags]

pansy!!!!

[Party9494]

Because I don't like rapist pedophiles? Hmm, interesting concept.

[tenchimuyo69]

Not very intelligent I see...

[Party9494]

Maybe you find this type of humor entertaining. Maybe you were brought up by sick minded parents who didn't teach you right from wrong. I, on the other hand, was constantly reminded that any sort of subject involving molestation, rape, and children is not something to laugh about. And if this puts my intelligence into question, then I truly wonder what signifies an intelligent mind in this day and age. Obliviousness? Ignorance?

[Jawsusfreak777]

Get off your high-horse, horse fucker.

Durr. I don't like rapist pedophiles.. tuum tuuuuu.. Who does, stupid? Are you a moron or just an idiot?

Pedophilia and molestation, are two entirely different things. Even I can understand that, and I'm not even old enough to be a pedophile.

Next time, ask your parents why they never reminded you to have a sense of humor.

[QuiznoZapperdasher]

> I'm not even old enough to be a pedophile.

how old do you have to be in order to find pre-pubescent children attractive?

[Jawsusfreak777]

Age isn't the primary factor in your question.

[QuiznoZapperdasher]

> I'm not even old enough to be a pedophile.

> old enough to be a pedophile

> Either I am indirectly referring to myself being too young for sexual relations with somebody significantly younger than I to be socially unacceptable (and thereby grouping molestation and pedophilia into one singularity), or I am saying pedophilia has a prerequisite of age.

[Jawsusfreak777]

If you understood what the word meant you wouldn't interpret any implications.

[QuiznoZapperdasher]

You are not making yourself clear.

[RileyNRA]

@Jawsusfreak777 Owned. lol

[tenchimuyo69]

"We don't have to LEARN right from wrong. Without genetic brain problems, or injuries you already know right from wrong. A normal person doesn't have to be told not to murder their own mother. Somehow you just know that isn't right."

The humor in this "organization" that Oprah speaks of, is the fact that it does not exist.

Maybe the joke was morally wrong because molestation does happen. But for lulz, and to prove how dumb Oprah is... we made it up.

[TheDarkestCero]

OK... who are you to decide what is right and wrong... people will do what they want and there is no way to prove that any of it is good or bad... also irregardless of that... this is funny. Why? Because anonymous tricked Oprah into saying over 9000 penises on tv. Also what gives you the right to call anyone's parents sick minded... you cannot unbiasedly say that your parents aren't so just stfu.... gtfo my goddamn internets.

[KleerSkeleton]

water

[JmDaws90]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mustafapen]

LOL @ "RAPE OUR CHILDREN"

She looked like she was raising the roof.

[brihna]

Trash

[Jawsusfreak777]

Hey, when you pass by an arcade, do people try to kidnap you and stuff you into the coin slots?

[FotoShopped]

Fucking epic. Not only does the video have me laughing. Your responses also.

[gostaknutsson]

poor oprah, she turned the internet to her bullies and enemies. omg 9000 penises. I wonder what she was thinking about...

[mkoo]

"didn't have time to molest and rape children"

lol

[monicannabella]

"...has over 9000 children, and they're all raping penises"

[TenMillionViews]

shotdeadmafia . co . nr

[dceised]

lulz gj

PEDOFORK!

[TwistedBarney]

She use to give me nightmares

[Gr8TeaLvr]

This is childish!

[grilledwhatulike]

fuckin love it

[kklloorrm]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[Leftfootbeats]

PEDOFORK!

[BestMusicAnywhere]

hahaha lol

[jiafjioawefjio3f9034]

omg i shit yourself watching this

[jsparrow666]

jesus christ!! lol!!!

[icantthinkofone418]

LOL

[raymondjackson]

Oprah is the biggest child molester in America! She is SOOOOOO full of shit and corruption!

[smstr18]

You are sick oprah!!!!!!

[gillismonster]

Hey, it's not considered rape if you didn't know you wanted it.

[Aerosion]

rape our children

[BrendanIsCool]

epic troll is epic

[fearlesssockpuppet]

Like how you spun the message arse backwards. Weird ass thing is, a friend told me Oprah is a mind controlled celeb. Somehow, I'm not surprised. She's a weird ass.

[420blacknerds]

Why are you making fun of child abuse. Looks like you got something to hide.

[Jawsusfreak777]

Well if such a cunning sleuth like yourself can figure it out, it doesn't make any sense to hide it anymore. Does it?

[markspeed]

Why don't you take a seat, over there?

[Nicholai420]

No u, rape our children with over 9000 black cunts

[Rand0mdude02]

actually, just 420 ^.^

[KxFred]

LOL I FUCKIN HATE OPERA

[TravisBatos]

I hate Opera, too. The idea of it is pretty boring. I also hate the Opera browser.

[lodeko]

I love you

[yomanyo13]

''I have over 9000 children... and they are all raping penises' LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[PClowdownWTF]

LOL that was epic

[kairi990]

9000 penises!!!

[DRAGON6708]

what the fuck is wrong with some of you people this guy is epically funny i wish i had 1/10th of the talent he has. so to some of you dimwits who dont like this guy

shut the fuck up and enjoy the lulz he brings to you tube

[Erinwolfrus]

AMAZING.

[GlueBubb1e]

How is this amazing, it's about paedophilia rings on the net? Hardly a positive thing.

[Erinwolfrus]

I see your troll and raise you nothing.

Good day, sir.

[SpydersByte]

lulz

[formless777]

GlueBubb1e... it actually isn't. Winfrey has made a complete gullible ass of herself. That gullible ass is now being raped by over 9000 troll penises. Clearly neither Oprah nor her PR staff has ever watched DragonBall Z, not that I recommend it. See DBZ abridged and save time :D

[AnonSandmastah]

Chris-chan FTW!!!

[snooq]

lol children raping penises

[TwilightMuk]

lol chris chan

[GaaraFoshaara]

''I have over 9000 children... and they are all raping penises'

OH SHI-- THE TABLES ARE TURNED!!! D:

[akumaten]

can't rape the willing

[electrodude102]

i second that

[NGistDerFuhrer]

Third that

[fearlesssockpuppet]

Holy shit, guy, good to see you back again making vidyas. That was funny ass shit and now my sides are hurting. Peace out G.

[DSGL]

FUCKING CHRIS-CHAN. vid made me lol irl.

[Kaity11]

lmao this was funny

[cybersphere]

stupid and immature garbage

[shaysboiisback]

Real porn on youtube:

watch?v=er8VH4JjNCM

Get a glimpse before it's gone!

[Poopoobut2]

LMFAO. Where is this 'elegid' message board anyway??

[LostAtHello]

lmfao x]

[wheatbraed]

lol this is some great editing

[DanJakeProductions]

Rape and molest our children

[GDTransformer3]

5 Stars & Favorited.

[iamtheender]

Newfags stfu.

Rules 1 and 2 you fucking failfags.

Enjoy the win of the trolling and stfu.

[Deathstrikepk]

1 & 2 is only for raids, lurk moar.

[scrappy4096]

ha ha ha its a bad thing in all but thats f**kin funny

[cabenox]

omfg this is the funniest thing ive seen in a really fucking time rofl

[xxchris]

I LOL'D

[killyourselfL0L]

RAPE OUR CHILDREN

[bodyXpoltic]

i'm sory guys..i didnt mean that.. i just get angry sometimes when i'm so sleeeeppyyy.

[bodyXpoltic]

oh no i'm so sleepy.. i ment to say no ur rite i'm a fag.

[bodyXpoltic]

oh my god i'm so sleeeeepyyy..

[scythian0528]

Go to bed and maybe you would fail less.

[WinrarIsMe]

AFAIAC, this is THE BEST of the remixes.  Lulzy.

[Wazodude]

lol

"I have over 9000 children, and they're all raping penises"

[patto2k]

get out your fucking checkbook

[MrFyde]

She really didn't seem like the type to rape chilren but you NEVER CAN TELL I for one will never watch her show again !!!

[oversoul2501]

sooooo gooooooood AWSOMENESS!!!!!!!

i didnt have time to molest and rape our children LOL

[ProtestTheHero247]

Lmao

[AdarianDreamer]

lol I guess either Oprah's a closet Dragon Ball Z fan or she got pwned up the ass by a b-tard.

[LucMeilleur1993]

yo thats not kool

[JesusOmega]

a pussy faggot and a nigger ^^^

[ajillsandwitch]

OPRAH WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN

[Crazycro905]

hahahaha

[failboat090909]

HAHAHAHAHA

[mysteryjuggalo]

LOL

[ChrisJP3]

OMG that was really strange i don't get y people find the 9000 penis thing funny but that video was sick and funny at the same time lol

[Freecell82]

Just look up over 9000 on youtube. It's from a really stupid tv show.

[Michaelas11]

Yes we know your gay

[barnsoldat91]

LOLLERCAUST 2008

[Sylv0r]

LOL.

[BEG4MPG]

too many penises

[FromYourMother]

mother approved

[BEG4MPG]

and too many children

[dirknimrod]

Vagina: not a god damned clown car.

[blackturtleus]

I thought Nancy Grace was the one who obsessed over this kind of thing. Oprah must have missed taken her meds!!! She must be pretty dense not to realize that the message was a hoax!!!

[KrunchyGoodness]

lol Chris chan

[GTStratt]

ROFL to 1:06 OMG I love it!!!

[DeftJay]

yes to this.

[futbolt]

win

[Breathfire2001]

5/5 would watch again

[undeadxazn]

I have over 9000 children and they're all raping penises xD

[xHezaChanx]

>9000 children, and they're all raping penises.

[Michaelas11]

Jawsusfreak777.. what a name..

[dirknimrod]

Look who's talking.

[Michaelas11]

Michaelas 11? What's wrong with that? I have many accounts, just to let you know.

[dirknimrod]

Don't preach to the choir, sweetie. Anyone watching a Jawsusfreak777 video must have more than three accounts on here lol. It's hard to read irony on the Internets though... apologies for that :)

[xeonmoble]

9000 children raping penises. LOOLLLLLL

[khattamshud]

this looks shopped

[DerCorny]

Wow, you are so smart.

[FunnyTimeProductions]

1932, a little girl named Suzie was walking down the hall of an old hotel. A crazy man killed her by stabbing her in the back of the head and throwing her body in an elevator. While he closed the elevator doors he said the words "BAKUDA BAKUDA". Now that you have read this message, her dead body will appear in your bedroom every night you go to bed. Unless you do this:

Retype this message on 3 other videos

[benczyslaw22]

you one sick fuck,fuck oprah &fuck you more

[angelbongo]

lol Oprah wants to rape our children.

[pbh187]

"I didn't have time to molest and rape our children"

lulzieness

[TheEnigmaStrain]

yet another work of art cyan

[angelbongo]

Greatness.

[angelbongo]

Over 9000 penises, lawl!

Oprah is unintentionally hilarious.

[THExBENJ]

iLOLED 5/5

[TravisBatos]

This gets old really fast... It's just the same video I've seen already, but the words are twisted... Ugh. Oh well. I'll give this two stars for originality... If that's even true.

[4shobro]

Jealous faggot is jealous.

[Jawsusfreak777]

He's right folks. If you want to be original like Travis you have to take video clips from games you didn't make, and set it to audio clips from songs you didn't make. Also, use ellipses in your comments to create a "dramatic pause," as to imply people will take you seriously. Onomatopoeias like "ugh" will accentuate your frustration and build suspense as you close your paragraph with a dramatic cause and effect statement with no actual effect.

I can see we're dealing with a professional.

[markspeed]

And nothing of value was lost.

Wait, what am I saying? Losing such a shining individual like as Travis makes me want to quit the internet.

For two weeks, and return as MARKSPEEDREINCARNATE.

[blackguystolemyvideo]

This movie is original, I can see from the pixels in the images and the sinuses in the audio.

[TheChristianAtheist]

and because you have seen quite a few originals in your time?

[TravisBatos]

I never said I was original myself, but I am glad you agree with me :). Keep making your little two minute videos of people and subject matters no one in their right mind cares about.

In addition, I am sorry if I struck a nerve with you -- or any of the cancerfags lurking in your comment pages. It was not my intention.

Hey, to be fair, I thought your Officer Dude dub was a little funny... a little. Feel better you got another compliment, princess?

[Jawsusfreak777]

So you're glad you contradicted yourself by getting defensive and assuming I seek compliments from "cancerfags" lurking in my comment pages?

Looks like the internet is slowly transcending into "not serious business" for our "professional" friend: TravisBatos. Somebody give him a compliment before he elopes with his ego to a "My Chemical Romance" concert.

[TravisBatos]

I don't think anything could milk you dry, lolcow. Giving back satirical responses only makes my penis harder.

[Jawsusfreak777]

I can relate bro, I have a few myself. Except their satire is unintentional and ironic.

[GoatGouda]

hahah this got to be the best video so far :D

[Rmac16]

very  well done XD!

[crazylegs87]

good job

[EntertainedWatcher]

I am SICK and TIRED of these cHildren sneaking up on them innocent pEnises and raping our pEnises >9k peniSeS. >:;

[NigraGotAttitude]

I am a pedofork I raep children with over 9000 PENISES!

[ITaggersI]

Epic as always.

[tehbigtoaster]

i agree. epic. EPIC FAIL

[Jawsusfreak777]

EPIC FAT

C'mon fatso and just bust a move.

[tehbigtoaster]

EPIC FAGGOT

C'mon faggot and just have anal sex with markspeed.

[Steam831]

C'mon fatso and just bust a move.